/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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misa

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*enters the thread*

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Misa

good edition

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ミサ

>>79461215
Did that guy ever succeed at challenging the Oklahoma licence plates?

>Subhumans
Asian girls
Weebs
Oregon
WH*TEY

>>79461249
amazing post
your brain must be massive

united states america? more like united hates of hysteria lol

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>>79461256
Thank you thank you

list of people to nuke:
gimmick thieves

had better not see that cat ITT

Black men and asian women belong together like ham and cheese

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Rate my anime snack lineup

>>79461289
me in screenshot

Cat posters and me are the only thing that makes these threads not suck
>>79461289
Stop watching cartoons/10

>>79461280
>>79461281
FUCK YOU

>>79461299
>>79461281
>>79461280
samefag

>>79461287
You just have to convince asian women to do this

>>79461258
no no, the lyrics are
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot America

>>79461289
woman/10

>>79461307
*shows them the BBC*

works for white women

>>79461289
Cozy

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americans invented anime

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>>79461317
How can I even compete

Blog post:
i can up with an idea for posting styles in the future. i think i'll frame it as such:
Business Idea: preface all posts with an archetypal characterization

AzN PoP! is the world's first Asian-American pop group from the USA. Join the girls as they kick off their tour by dancing, singing and rapping about boys, friendship, and systemic racism/oppression

https://comfy.moe/kgunzi.webm

Lyrics:
We’re here to tell you what all Asian girls like….
WHITE GUYS...

Everybody says that love is color blind
But we want to tell you what is on our mind
I want a smart guy, I want a wild guy,
I want an edgy guy, a quirky guy,
A baby guy.
What’s a baby guy?
You’ll see.

We’re in love with Stephen Hawking, Guy Fieri, Joseph Stalin, Hey Arnold! An egg!

We’re searching for the white guy
Of our dreamz
It may seem like a pie in the sky
But a girl can dream

Read to me 'A Brief History of Time'
And you can explore my Black Hole, is that such a crime?

On 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives' you are the boss
Take me to Flavortown, and spray me with that Donkey Sauce

In Saint Petersburg you were such a bully
Oh but baby U got that totalitarian grip on my pussy

You've got that football shaped head I want to kiss,
And that teeny, tiny, small hat, so unlike your big penis (giggle)

Hard exterior, soft interior with a yellow center
You came out of a chicken butt, but mine you can enter

We’re searching for the white guy
Of our dreamz
It may seem like a pie in the sky
But they make us cream

Does 2017 Nintendo feel surreal to anyone else?

This just occurred to me...

By the end of this year, Nintendo will have their last portable console going into its final days with Minecraft and a new 2D Metroid on it.

Meanwhile, they're *new portable console will have new-for-2017 Zelda, Mario, and Xenoblade titles to go along with a few new IPs. Those games will be on the same shelf sharing space with DOOM, Skyrim, WWE 2K, and a FIFA game.

This all sounds like fan fiction from 2016. And I'm loving every second of it.

>>79461355
yeah nah I think we should do it this
way

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Are flyovers even human?

>>79461366
stop going to neogaf

>>79461389
No

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>>79461362
>ethnic sjw comedy satire
Weird

>>79461366
>using the same games they've used for 40 years because they can't come up with better ones
yeah nah

>>79461389
someone has to fill out the bell curve, brochacho

SAY BELL CURVE ONE MORE TIME

I DARE YOU

Comment

>>79461444
what an odd bell
curve

i deserve a gf

>>79461228
>falling for the caffeine meme

>>7946146.7
this is why you don't have a gf

>>79461401
*IPs

reminder that Sony and Microsoft have been using the same IPs too dumbass

>>79461488
what the fuck.

i'm just buying whatever platform has the latest monster hunter game

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what would a feminist version of a matriarchy society be like

would it be nice

>>79461488
>Holocaust victim being gassed by the SS in Auschwitz 1944 (colourized)

>>79461490
dont care
>>79461504
fascinating
>>79461488
precious

monster hunter is the second greatest video game concept to ever come out

>>79461506
depends on the feminists
1st wave: women and men are equal, however women are preferred for governmental offices
2nd wave: women are mildly superior to men, and are very preferred for all jobs in leadership from shift managers to congress
3rd wave: Rule 63 Sharia Law

>>79461536
what's the first one?

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tfw to intelligence for this dimension

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>>79461506
pic related

>>79461548
Slaves to Armok: God of Blood
Chapter 2: Dwarf Fotress

O B V I O U S L Y

>>79461506
>tfw I could finally have countless female orbiters and flamethreads about me

>>79461506
it collapses or regresses to a state where no modern convenience is sustainable

Watching baby driver

>>79461560
but that isn't a game, it's a pocket universe

>tfw down the hall in my dorm is a bunch of guys who scream, yell, blare rap, and take home drunk white chicks

I'm just tryna lay down but then I hear AAAAAAAA HAHA YEEEAH and BBMMMMM BOOOMMMN BFPPPPPP bass boosted music

Imagine living in a dorm

>>79461576
do something about it

>>79461574
if you REALLY want to get into it, yes it's more of a toy than a game, but then you're restricting yourself to rules that would imply "Solve this rubik's cube in X amount of time" isn't a game.

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how do we fix the modern male

>>79461572
It's the br rip out?

>>79461506
Tbh hunter gathers had pretty nice lives and a decent amount of gender equality from what we know. But then again the women of today can't be compared to the women of 20,000 BC. If you put a modern women in the woods she couldn't do jack shit compared to a woman from the old days

Agriculture was a mistake

>>79461594
world war 3

>>79461586
I'd be living like a g and bringing back bitches

I'm an Asian supremacist

>>79461594
WWIII

>>79461592
I've thought about bringing it up to the RA but he's best buddies with them

>>79461617
do something about that

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>>79461594
Just let it all collapse desu

>>79461597
Watching a 1080p web rip atm

>>79461593
should have said it's much more than a game, because I agree with you, florida man

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>>79461594
Hate to sound like a parrot, but WWIII

Or a required two years service in the military branch of your choice.

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>>79461594
Troisième Guerre Mondiale

>>79461628
me on bottom
right

the alt right is the spiritual awakening the modern male needs

>>79461666
>spiritual awakening
Satan?

need gf

>>79461666
the alt right is a symptom of the disease

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>>79461666
Well said satan

>>79461684
this

just realized id like to meet a girl who will do my laundry and clean up after me

>>79461691
M-MOMMY?

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>just realized id like to meet a girl who will do my laundry and clean up after me

>>79461695
no preferably younger htan me

might be pregnant. haven't had a period for nineteen
years

>>79461731
fucking pervert creep

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bed time

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>>79461666
Not really. I'd be considered alt right and my friends who would be considered alt right are NOWHERE near being the ideal new male. We play vidya, watch anime, shitpost, and eat junk food. Ive met a few other people through friends who identify as alt right and it's basically the same. But we like it. We're happy. Chad can keep his 9 to 5. Stacy can cuck all desperate guys she wants. As for us we'll be living the NEET life.

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>>79461753
same

night night /cum/

the European New Right makes the American alt-right look like a comedy troupe

>>79461779
when was the alt-right ever not a comedy troupe?

>>79461754
abysmal post

>>79461803
good point

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>when was the alt-right ever not a comedy troupe?

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how do you manage your imageboard addiction, /cum/?

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Let a fat nigga fuck

>>79461851
I get b&

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>>79461851
I give into it

>>79461851
get depressed watching sad tv shows

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welcome to the briefpost buds
as we all know, we have to get rid of terrible posters
this week we'll be ignoring posts from pic related
>pic related
all questions will not be answered

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>>79461899
The more north in Florida you go the more south it gets

>>79461851
im not addicted

>>79461899
Leaf snowbirds are gud bois, dindu nuffin.

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>>79461907
DENIAL

>>79461904
where are his parents at?

Any alt right man in?

test

>>79461918
>this is how babies are circumsized

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will be going on a nighttime stroll now

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Huh, so this is what it's like to be a tripfag

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Wtf the Mexican president gets a throne.

I want a throne. How do I become the president of Mexico?

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friendly reminder

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Huh, so this is what it's like to be a tripfag

>>79461950
kys

>>79461952
>How do I become the president of Mexico?
Get America to influence the election as usual

>>79461950
>>79461963
guess it actually posted the first time

>>79461977
Any proof?

>>79461958
>he finally added Montreal
I guess that featherhead flag thing was the final straw.

the benefit's the alt-right has provided to the white race can be measured only in its metapolitical effects

the alt-right has not produced any tangible benefits to the race thus far and they have made a series of regrettable public blunders

however, this is not to say that their comedy has not been effective raising the consciousness of young white men about the threats they face

but in the end this is not enough, they still have work to do in gathering the consciousness of whites before they have any hope in making real changes to society, something they should study both Generation Identitaire of the French New Right, and Hezbollah, in order to mimic and build on their tactics

>>79461989
i modified the map for different reasons, its more illustrative now

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Claim your waifu/husbando

kys

whoops

>>79461985
Current President's party was a darling of the Mexican Media when he was first elected, especially on networks that the US media had significant influence over. You won't find too many Anglo-American news outlets reporting on this kind of stuff.

cant filter me sucker

ha goteem

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>>79462033
How can other continents even compete?

>>79462033
the two on the right.

>>79462074
Source?

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man im a proud asian fevered guy

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>>79462196
Nice tits, would suck on them like a leech

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I knew you couldn't keep us out.

asians are white

>>79462226
/pol/'s going rabid

>>79462150
I read an article some time ago and I've never been able to find it since, basically a party not doing so hot suddenly gets a big influx of cash and favourable attention from the media. When elected he goes about dismantling a bunch of pesky Mexican Gov't owned corporations and laws preventing foreign investment.

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ah yes.......

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toxic masculinity am i right?

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>I read an article

>>79462273
Do Schumer or Pelosi have any jew in them?

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>fluid flow simulation isn't converging
JUST

>>79462291
that's rough, bud

>>79462226
buildawall.mp3

>>79462277
rlly mks y thnk by Fallout Boy

>>79462283
this kind of mentality shows just how little faith the people of the west have in their news media.
if "reading a news article" doesn't justify having an informed opinion on a subject, it's due SOLELY to the fact that news corporations do not publish reliable or valuable information

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>>79462303

'bout to take a FAT beer shit, buds
wish me luck

>>79462226
>>79462238
Trump really did love the terrific DREAMERS after all

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>>79462312
>blacks have decreased

There's a couple arguing outside my apartment rn

>>79462283
It was on wikileaks years ago if it matters

>>79462327
call the cops on them

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>>79462310
Because who wouldnt put Thier trust in something like this?

>>79462326
See that multiracial bar?
It almost doubled

>>79462346
t-thats just whites and spics interbreeding

>>79462334
I think the dude went back inside bc I heard a slam and then a car drive off. I think she left but who knows

>>79462327
take the woman's side and have sex with her later.

>>79462353
that is not a good thing

>>79462353
Those are counted as fully white

>>79462355
go white knight and see if she needs a place to stay

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Best North America desu

>>79462346
Aren't a significant portion of those White people who claim muh 1/64th Cherokee and check multi-racial?

Baby driver was really good buds

>>79462375
Only to get college scholarships easier.

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Gotta delete some apps to make space

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Will I be killed when CHIs are ethnically cleansing the USA of white people?

>having nonproductive cell phone apps

What I don't understand is why you people aren't celebrating. Trump is such a master negotiator even NANCY PELOSI can't resist his charm and agrees with him. We literally just doubled our army and knocked down the resistance to MAGA and you try to spin this as a bad thing?

>>79462377
do britons say buds or are you saying it the same way we say lads in /brit/

>>79462392
>flag
Hmm...

>>79462399
Im American num nuts

NEED GF

WHY NO GF

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>>79462410
women are stupid fucking whore cunts who need to die

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maybe those stupid, subhuman gook posters were onto something

>>79462403
my question still stands

also i agree that baby driver was good. wish there was more like the opening scene but still very good

>>79462423
I don't know what Anglo 'people" say or do.

>>79462144
i challenge you to a checkers (I get the white ones)
○□○□○□○□
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cheeki breeki

>>79462411
AUGH i want gf i want kissy

>tfw no gravure magazines and blurays to masturbate to

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>>79462441

B A S S
. . . . L
. . . . U
. . . . T

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>>79462421
>this is how slants see the world
Low Definition vision

79462437+
kys leb cunt

I just had cramps in my calf and I was thinking "there possibly can't exist a pain worse than this"
Jesus if does, I can't even imagine how it feels.

>>79462450
>newfags cant

>>79462450
Is that a S3rl reference?

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>tfw only attract asian girls
I thought they only liked other asians and whites?

>>79462473
yes

>>79462468
no

>>79462474
>only attracted to old dogs
wdhmbt?

tfw no asian gf

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>>79462463
The pain of no gf.

>>79462488
this

>>79462488
what happened to you clack?
you used to make much higher effort shitposts

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>>79462488
here ya go
:)

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Britches

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state of me

>>79462508
i like her phone case
woulddate/10

>>79462497
I WANNA DIE

>>79462503
>TFW you were born too late to be twiggy's bf
*looks in the mirror*
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU DISGUST ME I HATE YOU

>>79462513
this is why you have no gf

>>79462480
I'VE GOT THE BEAT
I'VE GOT THE BASS
I'VE GOT THE TREAT FOR YOU TO TASTE
GET YOUR BODY ON THE FLOOR
I'LL DROP THE BASS YOU DJ WHORE

>>79462488
Don't worry, you'll find one.

got a mentally ill obsessed (You)

>>79462530
could be anyone
>>79462530
dont care

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Bestest borders

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Flow, my tears, fall from your springs!
Exiled for ever, let me mourn;
Where night's black bird her sad infamy sings,
There let me live forlorn.

Down vain lights, shine you no more!
No nights are dark enough for those
That in despair their last fortunes deplore.
Light doth but shame disclose.

Never may my woes be relieved,
Since pity is fled;
And tears and sighs and groans my weary days, my weary days
Of all joys have deprived.

From the highest spire of contentment
My fortune is thrown;
And fear and grief and pain for my deserts, for my deserts
Are my hopes, since hope is gone.

Hark! you shadows that in darkness dwell,
Learn to contemn light
Happy, happy they that in hell
Feel not the world's despite.

any Spanish speakers around? I need to make sure I sound coherent

A él tampoco le gusta afeitarse

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this nigga is on a whole new level

>>79462539
>russians control east Canada instead of the chinese

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>>79462549
sounds good to me

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>>79462550
g funk step to this, i dare ya

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a cute human female said good evening to me while on my nighttime stroll
should've asked if she'd be my gf

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Is Trump deporting the spics or not?

first this PA poster spent all last night trying to suck me off, now it's stealing my gimmicks
get a life, loser

I made sustained eye contact with a human female 2-3 weeks ago.

I still can't get that moment out of my mind, it may have been the single most exhilerating 5 seconds of my life.

Raising Hope is kinda funny desu

>parents do 23andme or some other genetic thing
>have 99.9% blood
>and .1% from fucking melanesia or something
how does that even happen

>>79462590
no

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>>79462570
one can only hope

>>79462600
It's a discount My Name is Earl

>>79462597
monkeys share 99% of their DNA with humans

(Heartbeat so hard)
A feeling that I felt so many times before
(Heartbeat so hard)
No matter how much I do this
I never get bored
I said I needed space
I wanted so much more
This is my galaxy
Gonna explore
(Heartbeat so hard)
It's just another universe and I won't be ignored

You say you're a dancer?
Dance
Take no for an answer?
No way
I'm just persistent, baby
What can I say?
Don't wanna be a black hole
Of negative emotions, it's true
I wanna be Laika
Wanna be good to you

Universe
Calling out
Every whisper, every shout
Cheap shots on me
So drink up, honey, this one's for free

On the rocks
Hit me up with another brandy
Don't stop
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy
Do we deserve this?
Is it our purpose?
It's just fan-service
This beauty on the surface
Yeah, I like what I like
That target demographic
So much traffic, getting graphic
All your thoughts are so Jurassic
So look a little bit deeper
On these values on which I strive
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive
Let me take this thing into overdrive

(Heartbeat so hard) x3
I'm reeling from the burn that I felt within
(Heartbeat so hard)
I down another scotch just to drown my sin
I dream of electric sheep and all my responses stay the same
They're just zeroes and ones, I can't have fun
And I'm the only one to blame
(Heartbeat so hard)
A zero at the bar, just feeling strange

You say you're the answer?
Talk
I wanna be sane one more time
Ain't no damn crime
Whisper those lies to myself no more
It's true
I wanna be with you

(cont)

>>79462559
golly you folks have some weird grammar sometimes. Gracias por la ayuda

>>79462614
Universe
Calling out
Every whisper, every shout
Cheap shots on me
So drink up, honey, this one's for free

(On the rocks)
(Never stop)
(One more shot)
(To the top)

On the rocks
Hit me up with another brandy
Don't stop
Give me space, I'm feeling dandy
Do we deserve this?
Is it our purpose?
It's just fan-service
This beauty on the surface
Yeah, I like what I like
That target demographic
So much traffic, getting graphic
All your thoughts are so Jurassic
So look a little bit deeper
On these values on which I strive
I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive
Let me take this thing into overdrive

got an obsessed, delusional mention

>living somewhere where it isn't 00:53

>>79462586
love your posts
(don't tell anyone)

Never had bourbon desu

>living in the least important time zone (central)

>>79462640
>living in Cuckold Standard Time

lansing is the most powerful city in the world

>he doesn't live in the best timezone
mountain
stable as a rock

>>79462597
idk but look at pics of geert wilders, he's really obviously got some indonesian admixture

>>79462669
ummmmm sorry sweetie, that's (my favourite town)
tsk check your facts next time ok?

now anyway stacy, this guy i met last night, he was wearing rags or something idk. he smelled like shit, but he pulled out a flask and his dick on the dance floor and i was like WHOA.
it must have been this big *gestures ineffectively.*
anyway, i took him back to my place...

3.5 pages left
12 hours

THERE SHALL BE NO SLEEP

>>79462693
should have put forth more effort earlier in the day, slackard

>>79462694
I did though, I swear

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pernis,_Netherlands

>>79462701
bullshit. you probably spent all day piddling around

>>79462693
>writing papers

>>79462694
also it isn't fair how competitive /cum/ is. everyone's a piece of shit but as soon as somebody has some problem the attitude is unforgiving smugness and probably-false maturity

>>79462713
get reddit flags.

>>79462716
for why

>>79462721
don't do it

>>79462721
to recognize posters.
i'm very harsh on people when they expose their personal weakness
i'm also very supportive when people say they're putting forth effort to improve themselves.

i don't think most posters are "competitive." i think it's a recognizable minority.
there are too many loser incels here

the longer I go into no-fap, the more i'm tempted to go after the degenerate smut i was used to.
i hope this feeling goes away

>>79462738
and who are you, like some eagle scout or something? you're a little faggot

The French revolution was an astounding success.

On the contrary, the American "revolution" was a pathetic experiment. J*fferson could not have picked a stupider philosopher's theories to base a government on. Locke may very well be the stupidest human being to ever walk the earth. The tissues I cum into have more value than all of Locke's written works combined.

Praise Rousseau.

>>79462747
he's just mentally ill

>>79462747
I'm a PhD candidate is a real (not flaccid/soft science)

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Brushed my teeth

>79462754 (You)

>>79462773
GIVE IT TO ME

Fingers trace your skin
All your cliffs and peaks
And your hair it flows like waterfalls
Wanna give some color back to your cheeks

Fingers intertwine
As you tell me you can’t take it any more
Let our hearts and souls combine
While hell is knocking at our door

Mermaid, sing to me
He don’t love you like I do
He won’t take your pain away
You know it’s true
I wanna see you smile, wanna see you cry
Oh, you’re such a fool
We should get some bruises falling in love
'Cause I love it when you’re blue

Yeah, it’s making me mad
Knowing I can treat you better than he could
And your tears they flow like waterfalls
And I don’t think they should

Yeah, it’s okay to smile
Even if inside it’s tearing you apart
No he’ll never love you in the way that I do
Why’d you go and give someone like that your heart?

Mermaid, sing to me
He don’t love you like I do
He won’t take your pain away
You know it’s true
I wanna see you smile, wanna see you cry
Oh, you’re such a fool
We should get some bruises falling in love
'Cause I love it when you’re blue

(Underneath our skin our blood runs blue)
Our blood runs blue
(No he’ll never love you like I do)
I still love you
And what am I to say?
What was I supposed to say?
What am I to say?
Just tell me what to say
What am I supposed to say?

What am I to say?
We threw it all away
And we’re still blue

> >79462782
here you go. don't spend it all in one place

I can't wait for the latest issue of Jacobin to arrive in the mail.

*listens to chapo trap house*

America is a bastard nation.

some people have genetic predispositions to intelligence. not only intelligence but also willpower and ability. if you have all 3 things you become a successful guy that people look up to. the stars simply align for some people, and don't for others. most people who try to dispute this are either successful people themselves, or other losers (at least 80% of people are losers) who are in a temporary state of deluded confidence.

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.

want to fap, but i won't

don't care

>>79462826
feels good to be among the winners

jk it doesn't feel good.
i'm always stressed about whether or not i'm working as hard as i could.

care

I'm in love with a southeast asian lesbian.

>>79462827
bernie's state is absolutely based

>>79462853
i'm in love with any beautiful lesbian

>>79462847
yeah fuck yourself

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>why yes I am a self proclaimed winner

>>79462860
i'm sorry, but i'm no-fap, sweetie
better try someone else. ok?

got a fanatically devoted, indirect (You)

>he does nofap too
of course

I swear it would be really easy to make one of those starter pack images about you

>starter pack meme
>>>/r/incel
i think you'll fit in here, with all the other "born" losers

how do i cope with my gender lads

>>79462903
I don't go to reddit though

>>79462927
you should start. you'd fit right in with that victim attitude of yours.

alternatively, instead of lashing out at me like a child or Pennsylvanian, you could work to improve yourself.
that way, you'll never wake up ashamed of yourself.

this guy dude

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that was me trying to support you in a decision to improve yourself.
if you don't want to change your life for the better, then consult pic related

gonna move to the Idaho/Washington border in a few months buds, unironically can't stand it here

>>79462990
if that's what you think is best, go for it.
are you going to transfer universities or do you have a job lined up?
tell us how it goes

>>79462977
my*

got a confusing, but well-intentioned (You) from my biggest fan

>tfw unironically listening to something called "lolicore" on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6O9Jyfbn-U

You ever have a poop so big it feels kinda gay?

>>79463192
I like those

>>79463192
I get big hard poops but they just hurt

>downloading 3TB of porn at a time
Nofap has driven me to the edge

>>79463192
I try to shit more frequently to avoid big shits

I'm madly in love with a single mother
help me
I want to give her more babies

>>79463438
>3TB

Get a hold of yourself

>>79463487
>I'm madly in love with a single mother
why

Remember to always just be yourself

>>79463508
what if i suck

>>79462312
>According to James P. Allen and Eugene Turner from California State University, Northridge, who analyzed the 2000 Census, most multiracial people identified as part white.
>In addition, the breakdown is as follows:
>white/Native American and Alaskan Native, at 7,015,017,
>white/black at 737,492,
>white/Asian at 727,197, and
>white/Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander at 125,628.
So this muh injun blood meme is real?

>>79463525
doubtful

>>79463508
No

>>79463503
I love everything about her
she's beautiful
she's funny
she's smart
she's charming as hell
I love talking with her and we have such great chemistry
she likes me for who I am
she's seriously the most perfect girl I've ever met

gonna pour some sake into my sleepy time tea

>>79463580
Is this real or some kind of autistic gimmick /cum/?

>>79463580
is she still in contact with her babies dad
how many spawns does she have

>>79463580
can't be perfect unless she is a virgin.

>>79463591
original content
>>79463598
no they hate each other, and only one kid
>>79463602
get real kiddo

my friend gave me some acid and I am scared to tAke it. Have never done drugs before

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New, whenever

>>79463646

>>79463646

>>79463646

>there are americans in here who aren't californian
uhhhhhhhh
get out??

>>79463648
you should probably have a sitter if you're gonna do acid, just because you might hallucinate that you're acting normal but actually you're being a fucking wierdo
have someone sober to keep you in check