i want to read edition one of the pokemon manga in japanese edition.
first for cuckolds
first for all canadians are named zhang
second
he'll be fine
我不喜欢你们吧
misa
>>79459198
>>79459206
idiots
>Bringing /mu/ memes into /cum/
filtered
>>79459175
only reason i haven't blown my brains out is spite
>>79459233
FAT
Give me some delicious (you)s or your country will be completely full of illegals by tomorrow.
@79459250
I just want to see Mike out live Brian /mu/ just wants to see him die because "LULZ"
It was Hilarys turn
will be quitting the internet forever at the end of the day. this is your last chance to communicate with me lest you write me a letter which you won't. will be cancellimg the phone too so no more late night chats.
list of subhumans:
chicanos
south americans
young professionals
californians
you
Why didn't my parents teach me two languages
I'd be so cool in school
only reason i haven't blown my brains out is sprite
not really happy about this edition lads...
it isnt kawaii...
>>79459172
pretty lax, you don't need a concealed carry license, but due to shipping dangers you can't get any ammo for the big funs.
It's nice, but if you are /out/ you'll wanna avoid Anchorage at all costs. It's hell here thanks to Little Canada (UAA) being such a fag enabler. We also have Sneshi-con, so if you're a weeb that's well taken care of.
Just make sure you have a job all set up before you move, Thanks to Ofucker, most of the usable land was locked behind "muh trees n sheit" and we won't have as much available work for the next few years
>>79459277
If it really was she would've won no matter what
>>79459295
CHI
>>79459282
THIS
>I'm on the list
Fellas, is it gay to take a piss? I mean you're holding a dick and staring at it.
>tfw not on the list
>>79459305
thanks m8
youre state is pretty cool
I knew it would be trash, but holy fuck this is going to be WAOTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vme94OHDNJY
>>79459338
do you have to look at your dick to piss in a toilet? Do you also need the lights on to eat?
>>79459366
yes
>>79459319
list of degenerates:
(you)
>Why yes I am an atheist and I do in fact listen to post rock
works every time
>>79459397
YAAAAAASSSS QUEEN
List of humans:
Everyone but me
Lists of übermensch:
me
>Why yes I do engage in the game of fedora post
>>79459338
are you telling me you don't no-look free-hand pee? fuckin' casuals
i do have an important interview to the job of my dreams, its a once in a life oportunity, any advice ??
>>79459446
>übermensch
>only two degrees
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Keep giving me attention i'm growing stronger.
>>79459473
BOTTOM TEXT
prof says "10-12 pages"
I know from experience when they give page numbers they sometimes dont mean it
do you think like 6 or 7 will be enough
>>79459465
retarded autism tier post
>>79459455
haha
>>79459446
>Florida man
>übermensch
haha funny joke
>>79459175
weebs should be killed
>Free market capitalism is the most effective economic system
*looks at China's GDP growth*
>>79459464
don't fuck it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLlTv_DU2Dw
thoughts?
eternal catposter strikes again
>>79459508
dude, china is a CEO's wet dream
>>79459497
can't kil what you can't see
>>79459497
I met a "functioning" weeb once. AMA
>>79459508
ummmm they're faking it akchuyually america #1 forever :)))
test
>>79459482
In my experience, if a professor says they want 10-12 pages, they want 10-12 fucking pages
genocide all weeaboos
t. perfectly normal person with an interest in the Real Japan ®
>>79459536
hello was gehts dir fruendo
>>79459536
Congrats, that IP isn't b&
>>79459482
do the given minimum of 10 you lazy sack of shit
>>79459512
MTV is shitposting again
>>79459546
Does real Japan include the good stuff like GitS or NGE?
>>79459561
HAZ
>spend hours writing this paper which will never mean anything to anyone
ah yes the college experience
>good luck trying to kill me and my katana also my post rock albums
>>79459541
>>79459562
I literally have nothing else to say
I made my points and fit all the prompts he gave
what else is there to do
>>79459582
VAGINAZ N SHEIT
>>79459591
expand on your idea more, or if you must just ramble on in the middle and hope he doesn't read it
>>79459591
put in some charts and pictures
>>79459591
Increase the type size and spacing slightly
>>79459583
You don't know the real college experience until you've been called both a fag and a mysoginist in the same day
>>79459591
you use bigger words and fluff it up to 10 pages. Or just visit/email your professor about it. They'll tell you you're okay to submit it or they'll tell you to fuck off and come back with three more pages
Do you love Japan
>>79459583
there is literally nothing wrong with that
if it were that easy to make things that people cared about you wouldn't need college
>>79459628
yes please nuke us and take over
>>79459628
No I hate Japan and Japanese people
>>79459628
If a real Nip ever comes on here I'll tell him
>>79459628
a little
asian gfs
>>79459583
just drop out you worthless brainlet
>>79459628
res I rove grorious nippon banzai
>>79459628
you guys are pretty cool
>>79459628
I like the shit you guys produce and Okinawa. I wouldn't want to be a nippon though. Hiragana/Katakana/Kanji are too fucky for me to bother with
got an obsessed (You)
>>79459678
kanji is the only one that is hard
Too many filthy weebs on here for my liking.
>>79459626
my words are already big and my writing style is very fluffy already
in fact the main reason I hate writing papers is because I know I'm such a massive bullshitter and it's almost embarrassing sometimes reading what I write. that doesn't mean I'm lying in my paper, everything I say I truly believe in, but my beliefs all come from a weird spitefulness that im a khv loser and the only friends i have hate me
not obsessed you loser
>>79459628
don't u have an english class to teach
can homestly say I didn't learn anything in college.
>>79459689
In my defense I have dyslexia and learning Spanish is already a challenge. I may hate myself, but I'm no masochist.
>>79459712
he was talking about me, because he is always talking about me
>>79459628
I want to live in the japanese pacific states of america
>>79459737
japanese is really easy
The dream
received a filtered (You)
>>79459752
>only two tenses
>singular and plural are the same
Looks easy
>>79459756
to become a trap?
>>79459734
most people don't you're just there for the BA that most employers want to see now
>>79459746
Good taste in television
>>79459752
not for me it wasn't, I had too many issues with learning hiragana and katakana to keep going
Kill yourself you fucking shit
>>79459756
the scale on this is ridiculous
>>79459793
aye aye cap'n
got work tomorrow, my first day working. I'm getting paid to go through training.
>>79459813
good luck
>>79459813
Are you in the skilled-trades?
Some of them, I assume, are good people.
>>79459813
why are people always surprised they're paid for training?
>>79459813
Godspeed you gorgeous bastard
>>79459628
Very daisuke.
>>79459863
cunt
What are your goals?
i hope you all defend your files against rotational velocidensity
made a post on /v/ and haven't received any personal attacks among my (You)s
amazing
>>79459817
Thanks bro. I never made any money before, so I'm really excited
>>79459839
I'm in the fast food trade. I'm working at Harvey's. The best goddamn fast food burgers in all of Canada. I'm proud of it.
>>79459855
I'm not sure, I guess I shouldn't be surprised but goddamn am I glad to make some dough. I work 6 hours monday-thursday and I work 8 hours friday-sunday.
>>79459880
To sell analytical services and analysis accessories
>made a post on /v/
>>79459880
to live a happy life is all i ask
>>79459900
>7 day workweek
you're going to regret that. See if you can get your hours reduces at some point
t. had a 7 day workweek for about three months
>>79459880
figure out how to get paid to sit on my ass all day
What are your favorite shoes, cum? Buying pictured next week.
im still angry that nintendo didnt show the zelda dlc but they showed the amiibos that will release together with hte dlc
huh
that square enix game looked good
>>79459971
Why do you care so much about an electronic toy
>>79459952
>height boosting shoes
>>79459983
no it didnt
jrpgs were never good, much less 2d ones.
>>79459952
I can't help but wish the fashion of the 50s was still in vogue
>>79459994
He's on the severe end of the spectrum
>>79459952
My shitty workboots are the most comfy thing because I've broken them in so well
I've been out of school for so long that I've forgotten how to sit down and concentrate on doing 1 thing.
>>79459880
join the navy or air-force, become a pilot, use collage scholarship from armed services to become aerospace engineer
>>79459952
if I was someone wearing those irl I'd be like "lol what a fag" in my head
>>79460008
umm it was 2d hd
POOLAMABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>79460003
You only wear cheap sneakers, don't you.
>collage scholarship
>>79460048
:^)
>this fat black chick just texted me asking if I'm home
>collage
>wants to be a pilot
>>79460035
Why? Just a bit of dyed and cut leather over a vibram sole.
wash u really teaches them up i guess
>>79460010
these are the GOAT sneakers. you cant really do much better
lmao@ retards wearing military/work boots and shit looking like tiny lumberjacks
hey you
>he fell for the education meme
tfw no gf
these are the best kicks
>>79460069
well if you want to be an officer you have to have a degree
>>79460113
no biscuit kicks are stupid bitch
Why the fuck are spics even allowed in this general they should be in /lat/
>>79460139
kys
Go be miserable somewhere else
Gf wants me to suck her dick again
>tfw no job
>>79460139
[insert overused joke about deportation here]
why are nips so good at everything
>>79460131
stellar comprehension
>>79460139
Until Trump tears up NAFTA it's still /cum/.
im actually a CHI using a canadian proxy
>>79460168
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>79460163
>not even an interview
>>79460175
That's against the rules you know
>>79460139
>cum
>Canada US Mexico
>Mexico
You see a Bolivian or Brazilian feel free to bitch about spics, but until then go back to /r/The_Trump
>>79460161
>gf
>dick
move out of socal, you won't regret it
>>79460163
Hey I'll give you a job
>>79460167
>don't like buying sneakers for myself
>ask for onitsuka's for my birthday
>gf buys me mega-autismo Reeboks
>>79460168
like you'res is any better
>>79460216
whomst'd'you think you are talking to me like that
>>79460207
>mega-autismo Reeboks
post pic
>>79460207
I'm sorry for your loss
>>79460226
whomst'd'vna't'dn't you be talking to
i want to go on a date and get a cup of tea with a grill
>>79460245
good luck
>>79460245
i wanna slay pussy
I want to go on a date and gorilla fuck a blonde white girl
>tea
you'll never get a gf
>>79460192
>get one interview
>they get to me an hour after I was scheduled
>the job I wanted was no longer avaliable
>>79460262
legitimately thinking about acquired a taste for coffee because of this one post...
is /b/ even 4chan? seriously what the fuck
>>79460228
>>79460227
browser freezes if I upload anything
http://www.zappos.com/p/reebok-lifestyle-club-memt-white-glen-green/product/8618119/color/106381?ef_id=WajlMgAAAGPkQy04%3A20170914023841%3As
they're these though
gfs love hot cocoa
only a dweeb wouldn't know this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8pnBuvzxQ
ok bye byeeeee
>>79460289
>browser freezes if I upload anything
kroiki mayt
>>79460175
I'm actually an Asian from Vancouver using an American proxy.
>>79460276
were you there 15-30 minutes early?
79460288
>>>/qa/
>>79460289
they're not that bad, just paint over the autistic logos
>>79460301
Is this a universal rule? My gf is a hot cocoa expert
I just realized denmark lies because denmark lies
>>79460301
i would go to starbucks last winter and get hot chocolates...
never believing anything i read on 4chan again
>Tell me about yourself.
>mfw
just orderded some shoes on sale for $39
>>79460346
>Starbucks
their hot cocoa sucks ass.
>>79460354
then they fucked up, don't apply there again
>tea
>coffee
>hot cocoa
>alcohol
no gf
>tap water
gf
>>79460356
are they good shoes?
>>79460373
Enjoy your estrogen.
@79460368
girls love to suck things, esp. my virgin dick
>>79460373
>tap water
>their hot cocoa sucks ass.
just made an ice cream cone with 4 (FOUR) scoops of ice cream
>>79460376
i have been informed that they are autismo-tier, but they're not that bad
>small brain
coffee
>normal brain
water
>brain with disco lights
hot cocoa
>celestial man sitting in front of nebula
tea
>>79460427
kool
>>79460404
heh you know what they say about thicc bois
>>79460402
my gf said so, and after having tried it, I agree. Kaladi's has better stuff, and the shit I make at home is even better
>>79460404
I like eating Cherry ice cream and pouring my pepsi inside my bowel so I get cherry pepsi ice cream
>>brain with disco lights
>>79460459
the thought is making my teeth rot
>>79460459
>bowel
>>79460459
Very american post.
>>79460431
>extra small brain
soft drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HoUQ2VuQHI
>Varg wanted to join the Serb army during the Bosnian War
Interesting.
>>small brain
>coffee
>>normal brain
>water
>>brain with disco lights
>hot cocoa
>>celestial man sitting in front of nebula
>tea
virgin
>>small brain
>water
>>normal brain
>scalthing water
>>brain with disco lights
>hot cocoa
>>celestial man sitting in front of nebula
>hot cocoa
chad
What do you do to ensure you're not miserable?
>>79460427
they're not that bad but white-red-blue onitsuka's are way nicer
>>79460512
frag in TF2, shitpost in /int/, watch Bojack Horseman
>>79460512
Keep 4chan usage to a minimum.
i actually dont see chads getting tea at coffee places to be honest...
maybe i should get coffee...
>>79460512
watch shows I like
listen to music
plan for future social interaction whenever I can
cut down on 4chan when it's affecting my mood and avoid /pol/ entirely
>>79460512
play vidya 2bh
>>79460543
Drinking anything that isn't black coffee is sissy tier.
>>79460543
i don't think you should copy chad on something so trivial
>>79460543
Lesson 1: Chads get tea wherever they want
>pop
>water
>tea
>coffee
>hot cocoa
>alcohol
virgin
>protein powder mixed with 3.25% homo milk
chad
>>79460543
always get coffee. not because some chad did, but because thats what a man drinks, iced caramel frappe
Who decided Dwarves are all Scottish?
>>79460575
Did you live in SoCal at some point?
>>79460570
How many scoops though? Gotta be at least 4.
>>79460588
i lived in oregon for 17 years before i moved here
we wuz chads an shieet
>>79460597
Why move?
>>79460613
cause my dad lives here. i actually just came to visit when i was 17 and decided to stay
i love it here.
I just want to say, I appreciate all of you, even if you are inferior to me in every way.
:^)
>>79460675
blyat
*peeks at /cum/ if anybody said goodnight to me but nobody did*
Fuck you then.
*accuses dane of being a proxy*
>>79460675
cancer
adios dickweed. See you tommorrow
*gets angry and tells you im not*
*presents all the hard evidence*
I arrest my case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9D0uyVjGBI
non whites dont go to new england
*ignores a whole slew of action posts*
>>79460746
Do they mean that in the "Fuck you" way or the SJW way?
*starts crying and tells you im not*
*hugs u*
*teleports behind you*
the only mainstream journalist i respect is alex jones
>>79460762
I mean thats at the most iconic baseball part in the world in $200~ seats
cancerous general 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icfq_foa5Mo
no u
>>79460806
I prefer this statue
>>79460820
BRRRRAAAAAAAP
>>79460831
I thought you went bed
No not me you
>>79460820
would you?
>>79460831
and here I thought braaap posting was limited to tee eff too gee
How many jobs have illegal spics taken from your state? 50,000 for me
>>79460846
Japan once again is just an inferior imitation of Western culture.
I will move to the usa and get a job
>>79460867
>literally 0 in vermont and maine
hmmm
i'm so racist at work. the only brown guy there gets it and laughs with me
making me re-think my whole outlook
boomers are so self-conscious about being white
really makes think
Starting to not like other Alaskan posters.
>>79460840
Im going bye cana-chan
>>79460867
7.1k
>2 million from Cali
I'd bet you 100 usd they're mostly in San Fransisco
>>79460885
buildawall.mp3
>>79460905
how does it feel to share a state with a washed up old shitposter who has lost his touch?
>>79460867
What jobs are those?
>>79460923
It could be any job.
bangerL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBkVRHz6bPw
>>79460921
Very bad gonna need you to step up the shit posting and bullying please we can't let these weebs have fun.
>>79460867
My dreamers :)
>>79460907
Alright... Bye...
>>79460951
They are ilegall non Americans
>>79460867
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK. GO BACK GO BACK. GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK.
GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK. GO BACK GO BACK. GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK.
GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK. GO BACK GO BACK. GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK.
79460978
autist
>>79460888
Racism is wrong anon >:(
talking to an ex with a gun in my hands
guess how my night is going
>>79460962
MY DREAMERS :)))
list of subhumans:
brits that post in /cum/
florida
alaska
>>79460951
I'm trying my damnedest, but the years haven't been too kind to my wit. I really need to go back to [s4s]
>>79460994
FUCK NIGGERS
>>79461002
I hope you don't do anything stupid, and Godspeed
>>79460867
not many proportionally
>>79461017
You forgot Cascadians
got a filtered mention
>>79461022
i literally cannot do anything stupid
79461039
kys
79461041
kys
>>79460867
the ones in Alaska deserve it. Damn those fucks must have been determined
>FUCK NIGGERS
oh, you're "that guy"
hola
Why doesn't Cali just annex Oregon?
Aren't the people there already just Californians?
>a non american talks about current events in america
>>79461072
Sorry I don't speak Mexican
meme boys of /cum/, unite
>>79461102
That's all the whiners here do
>>79461007
white children have dreams too
i know you love me, l*ne.
don't play pretend
got pulled over for rolling a stop sign lads
>>79461118
yeah but if they don't make it it's their own fault sewaty :)
>>79461121
Where? You're expected to roll through them here in SoCal
>>79461121
learn to drive, infraperson
>>79461121
should have the cop why he wasn't off shooting black kids.
>>79461128
ape
>>79461118
Wh*te
>>79461059
It's surprisingly easy to get up here, just takes a while
>>79461061
nah, just never grew out of being a contrarian asshole.
this black woman was driving too fast and failed to stop at a stop sign and then honked at me today
hate paying taxes
hate immigrants
love drinking beer
simple as
i don't know where this "asians are bad at driving" stereotype came from
blacks are FAR worse drivers
about to honk off
REALLY love mexicans
>>79461181
quintessential british post lad
>>79461184
Probably came from the asian bad drivers
not a fan of immigrants
>>79461215
New!
>>79461198
>build the wall
>employ millions of mexicans for years
Genius
>>79461206
damn, she was pretty cute too
>>79461198
you got the tab on this one, right?
>>79461203
t. Mexishit
proper hot chocolate:
in a mug mix:
two tablespoons sugar
one tablespoon cocoa powder
add 1/4 cup milk and stir until consistent
toss in 1/4/ cup semisweet chocolate chips
add boiling water to fill and stir