midwest emo edition
Libertarians have to be the most annoying yank lovers in England.
americans are so dumb lol
poo in pants edition
una vela
next poster below me is in the closet
>Libertarians have to be the most annoying yank lovers in England.
The sixth wife has been running her mouth and has threatened to take off her burqa. Mashallah... I WILL WHIP THE FEAR OF ALLAH INTO HER
>>79458613
Don't understand the hype for this album
I couldn't get past the first three songs
what video game should I play lads?
The right-wing would privatise everything if they knew the proles wouldn't rebel
love women
simple as
>>79458650
Alri Yank lover
>>79458650
came on too hard proxy
>>79458648
Sad chinless creatures
>>79458648
lol
soldiers are always thickos
If white people were allowed to get away with any crime they'd like, there would be a lot of angry people.
>>79458656
The one that hasn't been installed and also takes up the most hard drive space lad
>>79458641
Nope, full license. Got my learner's permit when I was 14 1/2
The law in my state has since changed though
thinking of quitting my engineering studies to join the military
thoughts?
the best form of poverty alleviation and wealth creation is a hypothetical inheritance tax of 80-90% in literally every country on earth for the capital to feed into the construction of infrastructure and education to promote thriving private sectors which will fund britain's galactic empire
also something really has to be done about those population projections
>>79458613
Thread theme
It gives me the feels. Summer is ending, trees have red on the leaves. I'm always more surprised how many folks on /int/ listen to emo
>>79458701
which military
>>79458701
Dumb
>>79458701
Why not finish your studies and then join the army as an engineer
>>79458708
Shut the fuck up you cretinous melt
>>79458648
>mikko
ah, finns
>>79458696
It's still a minor's licenses though, lol.
>>79458648
britain has never been all white
>>79458722
>2:22:22, 22
79458717
insignificant and don't deserve a (you)
>>79458708
I studied abroad at UIUC where the band is from, went to the house on the cover
every time I listen to the album I'm reminded of the yank ex gf and how much I miss her
>>79458722
I don't know what that means
where is thailad
>>79458707
kill all humans
>>79458710
the swedish military xx
>>79458712
yank
>>79458717
+4 more years to finish my degree (in sweden certain engineering programs are 5 years)
>>79458745
mebbe it's different in your state never mind
Guys someone just threw a brick through my window, I called the police but I'm worried the gang will try something before they get here
>>79458748
Ded
>>79458755
>swedish military
Don't joke around pal
>>79458748
Here mate, I'm on a lads tour of the Pacific. Can I help at all?
living with permanent social autism flashbacks edition
>>79458765
it's not a joke, someone needs to stand up for feminism, lgbt rights and third world immigration
>>79458739
>UIUC
my mentor really wants me to go there, what was your GPA and test scores? major?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KJo5fU8g59
PLEASE LISTEN
>>79458758
Yeah like I said the law has changed but at the time there weren't any kind of restrictions
>Just moved into a new flat on a shitty council estate
>Called the cops on some dealers that kept hanging around outside my flat
>Somehow they know it was me and keep banging on my door and shouting threats
>I asked them to deal somewhere else and they told me to fuck off. I wouldn't have called the cops if they had moved somewhere else.
name 1 (ONE) successful free market economy
>>79458739
go fighting illini
>>79458760
ah, looks like im winning the 1-15 bet x
neighbour of mine is a prostitute
has men around her flat all the time
>>79458653
it's literally the first song that's interesting
>>79458793
china
FUCK forgot they're communist
>>79458785
>what was your GPA
prefer not to say
majored in chemistry but took some chemical engineering classes, it's a really good school plus it has good nightlife, gets rated as the best party school in the country sometimes
>>79458805
Maybe she just has more friends than you
>>79458768
>>79458781
Are you that guy that got into a massive argument about zigzagging away from someone trying to shoot you?
>>79458793
Ancient Rome
>>79458805
call her up lad
>>79458793
there are none
all successful countries have heavy state intervention, protectionism and state ownership until they reach a certain level of development
>It's a mum lies to you and says that a 2.2 from Greenwich is something to be proud of episode
BRUSHED MY TEETH LADS
>>79458805
If you ask me nicely I will come to yours so you don't feel so jealous :3
Pissing and shitting myself
>>79458823
>>79458820
nah I can hear them quite well
>>79458829
don't know her number
>>79458840
ew
>>79458760
The police won't solve the case or protect you.
>>79458823
prefer not to say
>>79458844
Wow so funny
>>>/wsg/1870005
quite a fan of this thread
>>79458861
Think its fucking funny do you
Everyone shits and pisses even your mum
>>79458768
eventually you will care as little as the other people
cheer up lad
>>79458855
An attitude like that is unacceptable for a soldier.
>>79458854
would be safer if the people trying to threaten him had guns for sure
Going to try and salvage what I can from my dying hard drive tomorrow lads
think ive fallen in love
keep trying to give ocarina of time a go but it's so boring
>>79458848
exactly this
>>79458862
please please
please
>>79458882
He needs to make an example of someone.
>>79458891
finally, I've been wanting to tell you for days <3
>>79458873
Wow so insightful
>>79458904
by doing what?
Marxist-Leninist-Maoist | disabled queer jewish vegan trans girl | #BLM #decolonize #freepalestine #antiimperialism #antifa She/Her
https://twitter.com/commiegwen
>>79458900
wtf is wrong with you
>>79458816
>it's a really good school plus it has good nightlife, gets rated as the best party school in the country sometimes
haha sounds right up my alley!
i only just met her and our conversation lasted about 30 seconds but I think I'll ask her hand in marriage
>>79458929
>#freepalestine
wtf i love israel now
THINKING OF MAKING A HOT CUPPA O' GRAVY LADS
>>79458935
old games are shit and shallow, and the graphics are distressingly bad
>>79458945
you're such a tease :3
>I rate ocarina of time
>>79458953
how old are you
i love fanies
>>79458935
nothing much just a bit of autism
i liked alttp and majoras mask was mostly good but i cant be bothered with this one for some reason
king david hotel bombing
>>79458964
24 i just don't pretend obsolete technology is better than modern technology because of nostalgia
>>79458922
Don't know. Don't know the whole story. Maybe the guy deserved a brick through his window.
>>79458953
Nah lad. Old DOS games are boss. But to be fair what you said pretty much describes everything by nintendo
is toxic reddits favourite fucking word
>>79458971
if you liked alltp then you will like oot
>>79458979
who said better?
>>79458677
You hate these guys for wanting a homogenous society? Keep laughing, the deanos are there to keep your government funded meal microwave hot.
>>79458701
You might enjoy the simpler life if you have the work ethic for it. Work will be difficult to find after without a degree if you don't become a career officer, but with Sweden's safety nets these days it shouldn't be a massive issue.
t. 21 year old babby
>>79458992
might get overwatch and be really toxic for laughs haha
>>79459003
well it's not equally good
get back to playing tetris matey
how many times have you guys been partying/clubbing? i'm trying to remember a time i've been to a party and i can't. not outside of family stuff or something organized by a school
>>79459018
what video games do you like
>>79458900
i just watch the speedrun of games i cant be bothered playing and oot has a really good one
https://youtu.be/_0N1lh1csGQ?t=688
Location: Occupied Yorkshire
>>79459037
Please tell us about darksouls
Based on my experiences of university, there's really a big difference between different types of pubic school boys.
Contrary to what you might expect, the ones you'd expect to be uber Tarquins (Eton, Harrow, Westminster etc) are usually the most chill and well-adjusted. Whereas the ones from minor no-name rural public schools are the really stuck-up, hateful, snobbish ones
>>79458760
post proof
take a photo
>>79459021
>how many times
>>79459059
>what are individuals
youre generalising too much
>>79459038
oh cosmo haha
i do the same quite often but if i give it a go in another couple of years i might find i quite like it suddenly so i probably wont watch :(
saw majoras mask's one though and thought that was pretty cool because of the internal clock thing
>>79459053
>>79459059
Whatever gay boy.
why do yanks take tipping so seriously
https://twitter.com/AquaMarching/status/832387005925449728
>>79459037
cities skylines, gta 5 and battlefield 1 are the only games i currently play
i was just trying to be annoying really i love simcity 4 and theme hospital and snake and cod:waw and gtasa and burnout and lots of old games, and they are equally worthy of attention compared to new games, but i do find lots of older ones shallow and/or repetitive
Why can't Americans do math?
>>79459116
well i'm surprised that you find oot to be shallow
>>79459059
yeah ive found this to generally be true too. could not stand the rando boarding school shits in my classes but the eton and westminster lads were fine
>>79459133
literally never played it
Who the hell still plays GTA 5 hahaha like sweetie it's been out for nearly four years now just play something else while you wait for the next one haha x
>>79459148
>>79459021
The same as any school social. Girls pretending to be drunk, people doing stupid and shameful things for attention, inane conversation, shite music, disgusting drinks, etc. Wojak in the corner isn't just a meme.
>>79459105
because they're dumb
>gta 5 came out 4 years ago
where has the time gone lads
>>79459150
bare
content
updates
senpai
>>79459105
utterly embarrassing set of posts
>>79459150
phil leotardo nooo
>>79459105
Why are you following some black hyper-leftist?
>>79459166
ikr? can remember the day it was released rather clearly too
>>79459170
Fair enough. GTA Online is too much of a grind to cope with, played it for more than a hundred hours and I still felt like I got nowhere.
>>79459205
i scope out commie twitter sometimes just to see what they talk about
>>79459150
got a boner from this post lol
>>79459221
i just like running around killing people and making stupid games with my mates like kyrsp33dy and the crew desu
>>79458822
>>79458875
Thank you, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM
>>79458648
good lads
reckon ps4s will get any cheaper than they are now within the next 3 years or so? fair number of games on it im interested in but i dont work
>>79459242
*in the style of kyrsp33dy and the crew
they're not my mates
>>79459242
>i just like running around killing people
ok future serial killer x
https://twitter.com/gouax/status/908056373954584586
>>79459257
PS4 slim is cheap cop that then you can join the /brit/ ps4 group
>>79459269
and why would i want them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztj6CZzmgDA
>Yank gives me a (You)
>don't return the favour
>>79459257
just get a dirty one from ebay x
>tfw to intelligence too buy a ps4 for anything other than bloodborne
>making eggs
>eggs stick together
>try to take them apart
>break both yolks
>>79459312
quite
haven't bought a game in at least a year
>>79459312
>>79459331
>>79459290
>>79459311
>£170 on ebay
phwoar not bad, shame most games are so pricey
>>79459312
ngl this is my primary reason for wanting one
nigger
nigger
poo
nigger
>>79459352
Psn sales are actually quite good look at psprices
brainlet/ big brain wojak posting is the highest form of debate
>>79459352
Buy those on eBay too or wait for sales PSN has flash and developer sales all the time
Have a PS4 my uncle gave me months ago and haven't even opened it lol
>>79459300
Wait a second....
>brainlet/ big brain wojak posting is the highest form of debate
>that lad is being murdered by dealers as we speak
comfy :3
>>79459413
Lick my balloon knot paddy
>>79459370
>>79459383
not bad, now i just need a tv or monitor
>hp lovecraft named his cat "nigger man"
*kills myself*
haha what now?
>>79459469
Nothing, you're dead.
Watching a special about Cassini
Mental
roger fedora
>>79459445
>old crt for like 5 quid
>>79458613
eggsellent edition
Can a Yank vocaroo what they think a Yorkshire accent sounds like please
>>79458720
Yes this was in Finnish news too :D
Margarette!!!!
>>79459425
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=891IsZ7fe-k
>>79459538
Sure
Council estate lad should just fucking move already, that or call the police and when they inevitably refuse to come shoot a hoodie drug dealer with an arrow when they try to throw bricks again
>>79459522
lets go boys
>>79459504
There's life after death sweetie pie xx
>>79459570
it's full of anglos lad what do you mean question mark
>>79459594
allus meus
>>79459594
Thanks for the (You), kind stranger!
>>79458613
I was an emo in the Midwest back in 2005-2008 ask me anything
>>79459586
Though you offed yourself
>>79459599
What did he mean with "Britain has never been all white"
>>79459620
UGH my mom cancelled my invader zim gir doll order!!! >:(((((
OMG!!!! Oh well, i gotz a lot of invader zim merch anywayzz :)
check out this epik pic i found online!!! do u lik it???
anywayz...WAFFLES!!
sorry heheh just me bein r@nd0m again :))
Give me something funky to listen to
>>79459620
How many gay porn videos did you do?
>>79459620
Where do you live now
Much obliged
>>79459642
was never into invader zim tb h
>>79459657
one
>>79459658
Denver
>>79459673
how do you feel about the upcoming war?
632
Posting from heaven daft yank cunt
Any Tories ITT?
Remember when Theresa was supposed to usher in a decade of Conservative rule and a flawless Brexit? I knew from the minute she announced it the election was a mistake
>>79459720
>ITT
FOY
anyone tried pcp?
>>79459673
I have a koran friend
He was often very sensitive to criticism
Also a big depressive
Quick to complain
Bit childish in a way really
The other koreans were the same
I think all Koreans are live that
>>79459682
>>79459687
War happens when people fear war
We dont
So war wont happen
>>79459720
>tory
I'm a red conservative
theresa may is only "conservative" in name
>>79459714
is mao and stalin with you in heaven?
>>79459682
Could you send me some weed pls
>>79459642
wrong type of emo mate x
>>79459682
>one
actually?
Haven't gone to a festival. Should I?
>>79459751
>red conservative
wonder if that's what i am, what is it
>>79459754
No but trotsky and lenin mad bastard that lenin cunt
>>79459733
I had an english friend
One day he confessed hes a scot
I yelled at him you liar
found the old Pewdsters whilst parusing the G-Maps
want a british submarine to obliterate my bollocks with tactical nuclear strikes
>>79459741
I think I had this saved on my computer
>>79459751
Yeah she's a despicable Christian democrat who thought she could be the British Merkel. What's the fucking point of voting Conservative if all you're getting is re-branded Labour policies? The party should have chosen a genuine, unashamed conservative like Rees-Mogg
>red tory
is that just french for radical centrist
>>79459804
wish moggs was a christian and not a catholic. so much potential wasted
hellenism
>>79459757
if you come here I can give you a few ounces
>>79459763
no
>>79459792
>tactical
>submarine
>>79459781
It was not prose
It was the truth
I arranged it that way as i dont think your english is good
So it would be easier for you to understand
Christian conservatives are the only thing I will vote for.
desu moggers would have been politically strung up for being a catholic 400 years ago so in that sense we are quite a conservative country, torys should be happy.
want a british aircraft carrier to air-raid my cojones into oblivion lads
>>79459821
This
I'm on board with him on practically everything except for the fact that he's a revolting papist lickspittle
>>79459828
>dives
>all but undetectable
>>79459847
It can be arranged
>>79459835
Much obliged
want a royal commando to desintegrate mine scrotum with his machinegun
pmsl prodcucks unironically dislike mogg because of his based catholicism fucking heretics
want a challenger tank to flatten my balls beneath his mighty chains desu
>last week
>literal 30f
>this week
>literal 80f
fuck global warming t-b-h
>>79459906
Yes but also because he's an awful prick
how common is it for elite soliders like SAS, delta and seals to just get killed by some untrained random with a gun
having super elite training is great and all but its literally so easy to kill anyone if you have automatic firearms
bought this for $20 today tax included. once per month deal.
>>79459930
what kind of women ages 50 years in a week
wowzers haha!
>>79459883
You are welcome
>ze German
>>79459933
>how likely is it for soldiers to die
very
on another note, i do desire a bobby to reduce my testicles to dust using only his baton
>>79459933
a special ops soldier died in a raid of an al qaeda base when trump started his presidency and there was a huge national uproar about it and that's all the news was talking about for weeks. so i don't think it's as common as for grunts by a long shot
rolan glorpfh is not my president
>>79459933
>literally so easy to kill anyone if you have automatic firearms
I think you would be surprised
>>79459974
but spec ops undertake much more dangerous missions than grunts
also do they tell the public every time a spec ops guy is killed, seems odd
>>79459933
>elite
Specialised mate.
masturbating
>>79459933
yeah bullet kills but what if you dont know where to put bullet or cant put bullet there quickly enough.
The point of these guys is that they are sneaky, very cohesive and clever, not that theyre super soldiers.
>>79459985
Speaking from experience General Buttnaked?
>>79459974
well i remember when a chinook got rekked by an RPG and something like an entire platoon of SEALS bit the dust. don't think that rpg was fired by the afghan version of Solid Snake tb.h.
so yeah, i guess it happens a lot.
also, i want an SAS officer to annihilate my reproductive organs with a machete
want a sputfire fighter to impale my balls with her mighty .303 British lead ammo desu
The fanny of the nanny.
rolling a spliff
want the Queen to bite off my dick
Judge Kiyo Matsumoto said a Facebook post in which Shkreli offered $5,000 for a strand of Hillary Clinton's hair showed he was a danger to the public.
Bounce motherfucker
just concluded the wank
>Mr kimchi Chong
>>79460074
"This is a solicitation of assault in exchange for money," the judge said. "That is not protected by the First Amendment."
>>79460074
i honestly love this timeline
cannot imagine how future historians will even begin to explain what was going on these days
>>79460027
I used to be special forces and then became a paid mercenary when I wasn't bodybuilding. I'd be more than happy to wreck your manhood.
What do you call these?
>>79459895
>>79459895
>>79459895
>>79460108
sneed's cheese and grease
>>79460105
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>79460027
>so yeah, i guess it happens a lot.
it doesn't though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRdBsnX4N4
having a good ol boogie
y r u awake
>>79459743
people fear wars before wars happen, yes. People currently fear war in the US and in NK, and your govt is tooling up
>>79460105
Hairlets will they ever learn
>>79460151
You know nothing John.
Why do you hate your hoden?
>>79459682
>Denver
can I come and stay with you please?
>>79460151
>it doesn't though
except it does
of course i like jimi hendrix
of course
war shall never BE
say NO to war
>>79460180
doesn't
Bane?
want a korean marine to absolutely SLAM my bollocks into his gouverment -issued starcraft-laptop
/brit/ is looking rather diverse this morning.
>>79460155
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6U8JlcB_BzA
>>79460127
Committed to my girl. She danced a bit.
>>79460171
Not bald I just shave.
>doesn't
>>79460224
you've been watching too many isis propaganda videos ro'ke
can you ask your girl if she might be interested in abolishing my cherries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814rcm4KC5w
doing a watch
imagine being there on that day
>>79460246
for
>>79460214
>>79460241
tl;dr
im so fit lads
wish i could just date myself
not gay tho
>>79460252
wish i was in the plane x
>>79460201
Maybe for America. Due a prevalence of this sort of stuff going on.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MwNUMM4iRb0
>>79460178
if you aren't weird or old maybe
used to be nauseatingly terrified of urethral insertion and the like
now that i have kidneystones i have to dehumanise and face to bloodshed
>>79460252
i have recurring fantasies of the two towers to suddenly transform into my semen-storage- facilities. It's beginning to mess with my social life desu
tell me what you think about this picture
>>79460312
think that trash can's about to get the shit kicked out of it by some antifa
>>79460291
reminder to drink lots of water kids
i've had enough
i cannot stand the injustice in this world any longer
today, i will be hurling myself from the highest cliff i can find - testicles first
would also like your opinion on this piece of art
>>79460312
I don't know who either of them are
>>79460278
not noticeably weird and only 20. maybe I can stay on your couch rent free and distract you from the lonely void that is life
>>79459951
haha wahey!