/brit/

>>79455447

fuck off normie

>>79455273
if you help me find her name i'll post a pic of her and show you

>no edition
kys paddyboy

>>79455451
sort it out to fuck, ally the scots

any1 wanna rp w me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of-lpfsBR8U

boom di yada
boom di yada boom di yada boom di yada

>>79455481
Fuck that. Ireland belongs to the Irish and by God's Gaelic Grace alone will we unite this nation.

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>tfw thinking about north korea

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

delete my number baby treat me like a dumpster baby
treat me like trash cause thats all i am

>>79455481
Also, the vikings own all of the Lowlands.

>>79455537
swine

willy has just been caught somewhere it shouldn't have been

HOWLING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4880964/Bomb-threat-halted-wedding-Brighton-s-Grand-Hotel.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4880964/Bomb-threat-halted-wedding-Brighton-s-Grand-Hotel.html

>>79455451
the pagan religions have really unstable succession laws and eventually your troops will be better quality because they get tech slower. You just have to weathet the storm lad and unite the clans in the meantime

wonky teeth brits with speaking yokel accent.

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>>79455475
got it

cute eh?

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>>79455524
>get drafted into Korean War 2
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>79455524
is that skeleton smoking? spookE

Irish posters are intriguing characters but likable for the most part

who else /takestheirshirtoffintheclub/

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doing a drive

>>79455477
>neet for a year
work your arse off in the meantime and go see Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia with the money you've saved if you're going to do that

you'll just end up depressed and lethargic if you just sit at home, it's definitely not going to give you more energy and makes your CV look like shit

>>79455573
They're always yelling at each other

who knows who knows who knows who knows
i just go where the trade wind blows
sending love to mi friends and foes

im pleased
to be chillin in the west indies
jah provide all my wants and needs
i got de sunshine rivers and trees

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

PHWOAR

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4880920/Catherine-Zeta-Jones-joined-lookalike-daughter-Carys.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4880920/Catherine-Zeta-Jones-joined-lookalike-daughter-Carys.html

>>79455524
imagine a war now
no great choons that will go down in history, instead we'd have coons rapping against their own side and shitty pop music about peace and love

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the goal

RIP ludders

>>79455585
They're better than you awful yank cunts anyway

>>79455615
great car

>>79455518
Good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s732BigTxZk

absolutely REFUSE to drive anything with less than 4 exhausts

>>79455614
imagine AJ Tracey dropping a fire war dub about Russia

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anime

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Thoughts on Germans?

>>79455603
Hey ladies, when ya man wanna get buck wild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Get your hands on his cash and
Spend it to the last dime for all the hard times
Oh, when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and all the clothes
So you better let 'em know that
If he mess up you gotta hit 'em up

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tea time.
i don't like coffee desu.

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/908031769747886080
based ringo

>>79455637
thisx9,000000000

>>79455614
bet mac demarco would come out with a synthwave banger about burning gooks and shooting pregnant women lololol

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>>79455571
>>79455569
these are the boys we'll be going up against.

you'll never forget this day, the day you came to hyesan city and fought 1 million KPA gooks.
you'll love the little commie bastards you really will.

these enemy grunts are as tough as slant-eyed drill instructors.

these are greats we'll be living bros, jolly green giants walking the earth with guns.

these people we will waste are the finest human beings we'll ever know. after we rotate back to the world we'll miss not having anyone around worth shooting.

>>79455637
Haha so true xD

>>79455680
shell of a people
i think the last true germans died in 1945 desu

>>79455680
CUTE

never watching peep show, It crowd, office or those other autismo shows

>>79455710
stop spouting your childish /pol/ rhetoric here, please return to your containment zone

We have heard it all before, your opinion is not unique here and we dont care, now FUCK OFF!

favourite youtubers:
>nightscape
>joe weller
>the true geordie
>wroetoshaw
>JMX
any thoughts or feedback?

on holiday in yank territory. wonderful place this. might never go back desu.

such a choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF7P3oq8Enc

Think I'm dying
Just feel like shit
What would happen if I just don't go to the doctors? I feel like I wouldn't die if the doctor didn't tell me I was dying

>>79455680
germans are great.
i have friendly German women friend. at least she's cute than most of japanese.

>>79455742
i only really like the danish furry

>>79455714
office is good
other two are shite

tramadol got me okayyy

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>>79455686
good lad

doing baihao yinzhen myself

anyone here realy smart (200+ iq ballpark) but lazy and dispirited?

French bloke is a weird little cunt ain't he

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who shot JFK?

>>79455808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IWK9sRYTs

>>79455678
im begging you
please

>>79455805
want to have a go you cunt?

>>79455808
Ted Cruz's dad

>>79455829
is it doing that thing girls do to masturbate

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>>79455829

might do a cheeky post of sue while he's in hiding

>>79455808
zapruder film freaks my nut out

>>79455808
was just thinking about this earlier
reckon it was zionists

>>79455808
brian blessed

>>79455808
The mafia under orders from the cia

>>79455888
reckon it was the forces of anti hiberniasm at work

>>79455808
Obama

please heem me

>>79455808
The jews and prods (crypto-jews) killed him because he wanted to out their evil secret societies.

>>79455911
why are the CIA so shady

>>79455862
FOY

>>79455739
wind your neck in

>>79455916
*crushes your tramadol loaded cranium with one swift hook*

might go and buy £10 worth of orange juice

>>79455938
With extra pulp

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>>79455913
quite possible

>>79455917
O_O
>>79455917

>>79455938
100ml or tropicana?

>>79455808
CIA

>>79455930
they're the fucking worst. Still smuggling drugs and shit into America too. I wonder what their endgame is

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>>79455930
they're big guys

Hey fogman, may I grip a cig?

Haha love this account

https://twitter.com/BoringMilner/status/908078307639525376

>>79455993
yeah lad

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>>79455862

ok i drinking Prince of wales tea with milk and sugar.
hmm not bad.

Haha love this account

https://twitter.com/panhead2222?lang=en

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

please yiff me

>>79456028
Haha yea that's a good one too

left sixth form, all my mates slowly disappearing or too busy, not a fan of this at all

>>79455998
lol

The lad
He did a poo
And when the jew
Said to my dad
Hannukah is not the time to do
Such things as number twos
I said to the cunt
Look here you
If I weren't a cute
Sweet baby runt
I'd throw all of your Jew gold
Into a deep hole

>>79456050
fuck them lad mates are temporary and mean fuck all, get out of this black hole and find a woman and get a job because thats ALL that matters

>>79456074
this post was particularly awful - whats your secret?

>>79456050
go to university

If I weren't a man
I'd be to be honest
Much less fond of lorries
Something I'm very keen on

>>79456050
its all downhill socially once you leave education mate

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it's the ol' birthday today lads

feel rotten

>£10 of orange juice

ah yes.10 boxes of tescos or 3 bottles of innocent

capitalism

>>79456125
ill do anything for you to reply to me
literally anything

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>>79456165
happy birthday

>>79456165
become a villain

>>79456076
>a woman is all that matters
The virgin belief

>>79456150
I keep in touch with my really good friends still and go out every now and then

>>79456165
happy birthday lad

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>>79456165
Hbd

>>79456192
Same
It's not the same as when you're in school but there's still fun to be had

>>79456165
how old?

My demands:

>Rape apologists must be educated on the dangers of rape culture
>Bankers bonuses banned
>Institutionalised sexism torn apart at it's core
>By extension, toxic masculinity remedied
>Shitlords shamed for sharing problematic posts

If all of my demands are not met, I will be forced to take action.

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>>79456165
happy birthday

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>go through all of winter without a cold
>catch a cold in the first weeks of spring

>>79456027
いつも紅茶飲んでるね
なぜそんなにイギリスの紅茶が好きなのか?
好きな日本茶はなんですか?

>>79456187
>>79456203
>>79456215
thanks mates

>>79456224
would rather not say (not underage)

>>79456228
Feel like I went under the radar of 'rape culture' what is it referring to?

>>79456245
memories made in the coldest winter,
goodbye my friend.

>>79456050
same
parents always tell me to go do stuff but i have nobody to do anything with

If you could live anywhere in Yankland where would you reside?

Good evening lads

>>79456245
You're more likely to get a cold in spring

>>79456242
thanks lad

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>>79456245
>tfw had a cough for the last month

I don't even have a sore throat or a runny nose or any other cold symptoms, just a persistent cough

Do I have the old 'cer?

>>79456252
Shit off you racist rapist

going on my balcony for a cig lads ill be back

are we not doing puttering at this anymore

>>79456289
Pics

>>79456292
let hope not. shit gimmick

>>79456267
oregon

>>79456278
nah you're probs fine lad

happened to me once a few years ago and then i was fine again

>>79456267
colorado seems comfy

>all my friends have gone on gap years
>almost all are working part time
Fucking normies how do I do this

>>79456309
Beautiful state, shit people for the most part

>>79456323
DUDE

>>79456270
hey... *clears throat*... so tired....

>>79456334
what about massachusetts

>>79456323
Overrun by spics and Californians

>>79456267
out in the woods where nobody can talk to me

>>79456366
fucking beaners ruined america

>>79456365
Boston is pretty cool, one of the smartest/richest states

>>79456165
Happy birthday mate. Why don't you treat yourself to some nice food and a pint

>>79456365
Everything except Boston is alright

had a cup of tea instead of coffee lads x

>>79456383
Literally just brown Irish

>>79456365
most leftie state in america and full of irish diaspora

>>79456394
>>79456400
wtf lads

finished me cig

A couple of years ago I suddenly started getting this horrible pain in my right knee when I walked, that was almost so bad that it was completely preventing me from walking sometimes

I could suppress it a bit by taking painkillers and walking with a weird sort of limp where I just dragged it along as I walked but it was giving me serious issues and it came completely out of nowhere, I hadn't suffered any injuries or anything and it lasted about 2 months before disappearing completely and I've not felt it since

At the time I was worried something was seriously wrong with me. What the fuck do you think that was all about lads?

>>79456372
actually crying now a little bit

>>79456383
The beaners are mostly in Denver though, there are still some comfy mountain towns I guess

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BAAAH, YOU GUYS ARE SO DISGUSTING

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!

>>79456403
>brown
horrific
also they speak spanish

>>79455689
always knew ringo was the best one

need a US state with nice weather but not too many of "those"

>>79456410
He's probably from Boston

>>79456396
don't worry mate, I'm going to spend tomorrow getting drunk with a takeaway finale in the evening

>>79456442
Fuck off we're full

>>79456432
recently found out this is the man responsible for that phrase lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Lissauer

>>79456442
they've all got nice weather
even the snowy states get a lot more sunlight per year than ireland and the uk

>>79456432
how did your mum get stuck down there

>>79456418
Henoch-Schönlein purpura

>>79456418
Cartilage
Take glucosamine tablets

>>79456466
not very nice

honestly think most people are lonely nowadays, you sit on a train and all the commuters look depressed

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screaming and hollering

Tell me what there is to see in Mancester? Gonna stop by for a day or two.

pharmacists are running out of stock all over the country because of an IT failure in the central bulk ordering system lads. It's fine for the moment due to reserves/contingency but if they can't get it fixed by the weekend there are going to be hospitals running out of chemotherapy drugs, and pharmacists running out of anti psychotics and other crucial drugs on Monday, mainly controlled drugs like antidepressants, ADHD pills, opioids and that.

t. insider IT consultant who's trying to fix the shitstorm before it happens

>>79456432
christ, what a turd world shithole England is.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

>>79456485
Thought this at the time but why did it fix itself and stop being a problem

>>79456504
what a lad

>>79456531
voodoo magic

>>79456246
昔から紅茶をよく飲んでいたの
だから日本茶って今でもあまり飲まない
強いて言えばほうじ茶と玄米茶は好んで飲むかな
コーヒーも好きだけどやっぱりお茶が一番良い

>>79456514
good
cant wait for all the crazies to go cold turkey and cause some havoc

>>79456514
was the system outsourced

>>79456464
fucking hate winters here. dreary and depressing with fuck all sunlight

summers are mostly shit as well

need a lower lattitude country

>>79456514
only got like half my prescription today due to "unforeseen stock issues", is that related?

>>79456503
they look depressed because some sweaty weirdo is staring at them

Will be in Inverness at 3pm tomorrow if anyone fancies a scrap

what does toot mean

>>79456549
It's a private company paid by the NHS and pharmacists to maintain stock levels
they had piss poor backup and a human error fuckup in one datacentre has completely fucked them

>>79456510
absolutely fuck all

the best thing you can do if you happen to be in manchester is take a train to liverpool

>>79456594
absolutely this

>>79456594
What about the football museum?

>>79456510
like pretty much any city other than london, there's fuck all to see as a tourist, there's just nice places to live which aren't near the centre

>>79456461
Probably the most based Jew who has ever lived.

>>79456466
But this is not my mom. Look closely. It's the Queen of England. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79456517
Yes, I have visited London once. It was horrible.

fuck off football yank

why wont you reply to me
ive started pressing my arm hard on the corner of the desk and pushing a fork into my thigh because the pain is relieving the stress

EU Army incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU4Ao3j9R4

>>79456588
is this real? I literally can't find anything about it
can see some med tech stock prices tumbling though

just settle down mate

>>79456444
Not even close
You probably have some weird complex about American independence

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>>79456583

>>79456636
hey x

Drinking a nice bottle of Duvel lads

Quads is next

>>79456641
glad to be out of this proto-soviet dictatorship

>>79456503
commuting is lonely because people are afraid of bothering others with conversation. not sure how to fix it though, seems to be just part of the british condition

>>79456650
I couldn't give a flying fuck about the US mate

>>79456643
That's probably unrelated, it's literally just a JIT delivery system like supermarkets have but obv needs loads more regulation because they ship around vast amounts of morphine and that. It's pretty fucked

WHY'D YOU ALL STOP POSTING?
*teleports out of the thread*

>>79456655
i wasnt talking to you

im going to try and draw blood

>>79456676
love how detached from reality brexiteers are
it's like you've absorbed profit seeking press sensationalism into your actual thought process

>>79456681
You cared enough to visit and comment about it on a Chinese cartoon board

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4 hours of lectures tomorrow with no break inbetween

>>79456695
Ya fucked it

>>79456594
>>79456622

How about countryside around Mancester? Is there anything to see like castles and shit?

>>79456701
sorry :(

>>79456677
it's a mental illness
Le passive aggressive xD Le don't speak to anyone it's not are culture,, le British queueing!!

>>79456706
I gave an answer in a British general to a British poster asking if Massachusetts was nice to visit. In which compartment of your shrivelled brain does this translate to caring about American history?

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cheeky nandos

>>79456715
nah it's an industrial city mate
it's a nice place, plenty of history about the second industrial revolution and stuff like that
but it's not castles and knights, go to the southeast or scotland if you want that stuff

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>I gave an answer in a British general to a British poster asking if Massachusetts was nice to visit. In which compartment of your shrivelled brain does this translate to caring about American history?

Anyone have a new £10 note?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-41255976

>>79456743
Why are you so grumpy

fuck im hungry

>>79456743
>>79456769
please stop lads

this is a friendly general

>>79456782
You're being an irritating cunt

>>79456795
hello achmed

>>79456743
It's an objectively fun place to visit, unless you're a joyless runt, which all signs certainly point to

>>79456777
no but i work in a supermarket so i'm sure it won't be long before i see one

>>79456795
Take a chill pill brochacho

>>79456787
explain

Can't even bring myself to wank anymore I'm a right mess

>>79456832
want to eat something

hi this is by the numbers with your host richard lewis and duncan thorin shields

>>79456787
Hi hungry I'm dad :D

NEETs are like feudal lords and wagies the peasants who work the fields

going to sleep lads good night

>>79456715
Yeah this is fair >>79456764
And it's quite a big city so there's everything you'd expect from one really - lots of nice-ish old buildings and plenty of newer office blocks but they're not too tasteless, it's also got art galleries and museums and whatever
Full of students too, so if you like spending money on daft food concoctions it shouldn't be hard to find somewhere interesting. Basically you'll be able to easily fill a day or two

>>79456869
get more out of psychedelics i buy with bennies than wagies will ever get from their empty materialistic lives

more like Massivejewshits

>>79456901
explain

>>79456903
you are gay

>>79456876
don't let the beddy bugs bite

>>79456916
im exploring the final frontier of humanity while they slave away for their finance payments on their audis

Mock me all you want, but remember that I am your hope for a future for the white race. I am young, good-looking and talented, and have a good heart.

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3n0zhxkC8U

>>79456919
am not

>>79456956
ahh, congratulations

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>>79456547
俺コーヒー全然飲まないんです
日常で日本茶と中国茶を飲むことが多いのですが、 たまにIrish breakfast teaも飲みたくなります

>ほうじ茶
good lad
すぐに日本にもどります
明太子おにぎりと熱いほうじ茶が欲しいなマジで

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>>79456937
You aren't exploring anything other than your sad dingy room

>>79456305
i liked it

>>79456972
well done

im bleeding

>>79456992
im just talking shit for a couple of (you)s mate

>>79456972
why thank you
very polite thread today

>>79456935
I'm not though

>>79456935
>Horowitz

I fucking give up. You can't argue this is just a coincidence anymore

>>79456945
wtf is a tranking

>>79456292
>we

>>79457010
just start there
then do the work
come on mate

>>79456986
think you'll find one of my posts contained the phrase "good lad" and is therefore on-topic

Aldi is about to start selling Franziskaner for £1.49 a bottle lads

>>79457024
the royal we

>BakedAlaska is dating Laura Loomer

the fuck

>>79457024
i was born and raised here. i may not be a citizen, but i belong on brit just as much as you lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

This should be compulsory viewing at the Foreign Office

>>79457045
explain

>>79457104
is google broken?

NEW

>>79457118
>>79457118

ウンチ中lads

some start up is saying they can hack TOR and give zero day vulnerabilities to the gubment for $1000000

thoughts?

>>79457104
Which part do you need explaining?

>>79456976
日本に来たら美味しいお茶をご馳走しよう