/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>79450947
first

>>79450947
first

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>first

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god dammit, I shouldve used this one instead

who /direct/ here

one hour and 20 mins to go

What's it like being a hot girl?

>>79451099
most of them are living on easy mode

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misa

>>79451099
Imagine you never stop acting like an 11 year old, but people still admire and desire you.

>>79451120
kill yourself

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>>79451060

thats midnight here

>>79451120
What's it like being her?

>>79451142

im sorry

will you buy metroid after all or that was another anon

italia is a porxy

Cara has a class about Mexican agriculture today

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3 DAY BAN IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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guys what if the job i got is just a scam and i don't like it or i show up and its all a big joke on me

>>79451135
grow up

>>79451213
i actually do

i need to read some pages on the fall of indigenous population after the arrival of spaniards.

>>79451168

I want to, but its 53 USD

might have to wait until I get back to the states

>>79451273
I had some reading for my night class but I forgot my book at home lol

>>79451265
stop posting

>>79451300
what is your problem

>>79451280

so is not you.

there was actually an anon from italy that said he had to walk like an hour to his closest vidya store

>>79451321
I don't have a problem

>>79451258
>wh*tes can't handle the banter XDDD
>non-whites report everything
Really makes you think

>>79451370

that was me. But then I looked at their site and its 44 euros

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How many friends did you make this year?

I made one friend, after having no friends for years

>check application for job i put in yesterday
>status: phone screen
WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHH THIS IS TOO MUCH

>>79451517
lol enjoy your awkward phone call

>tfw i report every anti-white post

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>>79451562
y-you too

>>79451503
so far maybe a dozen or so

>>79451503
i kinda talk to my room mates a lil, does that count?

ARE YOU A LUCKY LITTLE LADY IN THE CITY OF LIGHT
OR JUST ANOTHER LOST ANGEL
CITY OF NIGHT

>>79451717
isn't this very high? even for a normie?

>be american student
>get shot

>>79451780
dunno
i force myself to go out and try to meet people on the regular.
haven't met any qts yet, besides one who was only in town for the weekend

>>79451827
any tips? where do you meet them

>>79451847
i only go to pubs to meet people.
i avoid the clubs and young people bars

>be a gun
>shoot americans

>>79451847
probably when he's buzzing around the flowers

Americans will literally try to argue with you that guns are not for killing.

>be shot
>get American

i'm really glad that we are doing the threads after 310

tfw no gf

>>79451942
well I use guns to kill paper and clay targets, as well as some animals

>>79452027

this, earlyposters need to kill themselves

>phone screen disqual'd in 10 seconds
>told me to put my resume in for a different position
its ok i guess

>>79451942
kinda true though if you consider 99.9999% of gun owners never kill a person

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What's it like to be a dumb glubglub soylent drinking snailman?

>>79452207
I couldn't possibly know what that's like.

Sometimes I wonder if all of you simpletons are actually underage

Need some pancakes

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>Sometimes I wonder if all of you simpletons are actually underage

>>79452290
mexicans are stupid

shant be writing down all the jobs i applied to today
hope the ol' center is ok with that

guns are good

>>79452440
kill yourself

I'm getting my oil changed right now and the obese female mechanic was wearing see through leggings and a black thong

the absolute state of white women

>>79452455
I know you are but what am I

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going to a calcio game this sunday

>>79452483

which teams

>>79452521

not Juventus, Roma, Napoli, or Milan

Sodomy is the direct cause of the international communist movement. The collectivization of society begins with the collectivization of anus. Not coincidentally, Marx and Engels practiced sodomy among themselves at Communist party meetings. They also incited the workers to
practice collective masturbation at the doors of factories as a form of protest and degradation of the Christian morality.

>>79452561
not a word

>>79452550

yikes, the rest of the teams are like liga mx level

may as well stay home

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>not supporting your teams

>>79452586
You are going to get AIDS degenerate

what should I get for dinner

>>79452661
cancer

>bought tix for roommate and 2 grills(?) to watch with us
>doesnt text me thanks

hmmm

>>79452686
no one cares about soccer

>>79452761
no one cares about henrico county

>>79452761

they do here

soccer is the shittiest sport on the planet

>>79452797
aside from baseball

>>79452797

clearly youve never watched lacrosse

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>aside from baseball

>>79452846

end your life

>not watching rugby

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All real Canadian communities:

>Dildo, Newfoundland
>Balls Creek, Nova Scotia
>Rageddy-Ass Falls, New Brunswick
>St. Louis du Ha! Ha!, Québec
>Punkeydoodles, Ontario
>Finger, Manitoba
>Mosquito Grizzly Bears Head Lean Man, >Saskethewan
>Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta
>Stoner, British Columbia

guess its about time for me to go
not sure what i'll do with my life for the next 4 hours

I unironically enjoy watching golf tournaments

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>(....) and Sinaloa, so the number of whites in central mexico(...)
>sinaloa
>central mexico

TRIGGERED

>>79452965
dad pls get off the internet

Wish a lady's ass was on my face

>>79452965

golf is comfy as fuck. Spent a good chunk of saturday(s) over the summer watching based Spieth destroy europoorson the green

I don't know why americans are so infatuated with sports with little action like boreball, football, and golf

even with my flags off i can still spot incel PA poster

I dont know how canadians play hockey so much and yet they cant even win the stanley cup

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>incel xD

I don't know why Italians are all spaghetti when it is clearly a chinese invention

>>79453218

Im not actually italian

20 mins lads

i'm not actually american

>>79453302
most people in the country aren't these days

>>79453361
grim

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>>79453340
terk er jerbs amirite?

>>79453402
bad argument

>>79453402
hope to be an old man living in a shed with a shotgun one day

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>>79453402
>kkk
>has a dora explorer toy

>>79453402
>illegal aliens including DACA persons get benefits to make them competitive in the job market
>non-citizens aren't a threat to you jobs lol

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>>79453435
not a response

never seen a nonwhite make an argument

>>79453257
yeah, and daneposter is not actually a dane /s

>>79453480
lookit that jesus piece

wrong color, right jesus though

>>79453494

i have

my dream is to be incinerated by a nuke

>>79453494
that's because you don't go outside

>>79453494
you're fucking dumb

>lonely but don't care about people i don't know
There is no solution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDrLE2t7OL8

>italians

79453551
79453563
t. ugly non-whites

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business idea: plus sized only clothing line where xl is sold as small

Business idea: Plus-sized only clothing line, but all the clothes smell like chocolate so the customers eat them and have to buy more

I fap to my cousin a lot

>>79453728
I used to my aunt. She used to be smoking hot and took care of herself

>>79453728
nothing wrong with that

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Why is my country full of racist?

The exact moment america died is when area codes became mandatory when dialing a local number

>>79453757
Dindus are racist by nature.

was thinking of telling my cousin about my crush on her. She never has a bf and we used to be pretty close. We never talk anymore anyways so worse that could happen is she gets weirded out and then continues to not talk to me right? we're only cousins by marriage but we known each other since we were 5

Hentai was invented to make American workers non-productive

>>79453745
>used to
what happened

>>79453757
because whites will never accept that blacks are superior

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3 minutes buds

HYPEEE

>>79453792
>only cousins by marriage
fhritp

Business idea: lace plus sized clothing with poison

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He was trying to stop her from leaving the room, but ended up pulling down her skirt LMAO
the madman!

>>79453811
Got old, lost her looks

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>>79453792
horrible business idea

>>79453815
at what

>>79453873
*PFFFFFRRRRRRRTT*

>>79453902
basketball

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Clearly whites are sup-

>>79453873
BRRAPPP

>>79453958
these convulsions aren't sexy in the slightest

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productivity is a young professional scam

who else has an unhealthy addiction to 4chan?

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>>79453983
here's some more superiority

East Asian pride worldwide

>>79454050
good post
keep it up

>>79453998
me in the middle

>>79454050
South Asian pride > East Asian pride

>>79450947
first

>>79454036
Now this one deserves a big massive

BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFFFF

>>79454092
Are you attracted to the black man?

>>79454099
t. sanjeep indraneel

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>>79454036
Holy shit

>>79454127
Yeah. you got a problem?

>>79454092
I want to bone you hard

fucking spiderbite on my knuckle

wtf

Why is there so many people selling bottled water?

pretty bad posts in here today

>>79451099
Imagine your life as it is now only literally everyone tries to talk to you, be your friend and buy you things.

>>79454205
you too

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>>79454213
>mfw

>>79454213
And getting paid thousands of dollars to post your pictures of yourself on Instagram and YouTube shilling products

>>79454205
make the posts you want to see

>minecraft on 3DS

oh good god

LET ME PUT THE HEEEAD IN

what exactly does the state of indiana have to offer

>>79454259
Don't forget being a twitch steamer

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>>79454267
Ok

>>79454036
is their a source for this?

>>79454296

Indy 500

stop being a thot poster

>giving women gifts and money for doing their job right
hah
cucks

>>79451566
It's the same handful of anons doing it over and over

>>79454296
They've got Larry Bird

>>79454296
Nothing.

Nothing at all.

>>79454259
https://www.instagram.com/mizzimie/?hl=en
I always wonder what existence is like for these girls.. Like do they just not give a fuck or do they justify it somehow? Or do they just realize their only purpose is busting nuts so they have crippling depression or just accept it pridefully?
>>79454308
>outie
dropped

>>79454358
BEST
E
S
T

GIMMICK

*screams*

>>79454036
I NEED a source

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>>79454350
>>>

>>79454397
what is all this?

>>79454397
>>79454414
noscript master race

>>79454414
I think that's how aussies see the internet

>>79454350
>Or do they just realize their only purpose is busting nuts so they have crippling depression or just accept it pridefully?
Not until they hit 40, if they haven't settled by that point they realize it's all ogre.

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>>79454441

>>79454358
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ

>Black men are sexy
>Asian men are cute
>White men have personality

Is this true?

>>79454442
>Not until they hit 40, if they haven't settled by that point they realize it's all ogre.
I wonder if these thots make the best wives because they realize its their only chance to be stable

>>79454550
yes and chicanos are the full package

>>79454533

U
SLUT
E
D

G
O
O
D
S

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>>79454555
They love beta providers after their fertility goes

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>north american "cuisine"

>>79454550
From what I've seen on the internet, no one from any race wants to date Asian men desu

*asks america if she wants to marry me*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

>>79454550
No to all 3

>>79454618
Tomatoes are native to the new world you spaghetti

>>79454636
YAAAASSS!!!

>>79454641

for me, its Wow Wow

>>79454626
>how-to-find-an-asian-man-online.jpg

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>>79454654
My diets consist only in wheat and olives, fite me new worlder

*cheats on america with italy*

*starts dating Mexico*

Just made my mom squirt

>eat bread
>have to drown it in olive oil and vinegar because theres no salt

>>79454703
SLUT
L
U
T

*is really a lesbian and doesn't care*
*just wanted dennmark money and a bitch*

>>79454724
so she pissed on you?

>>79454641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEYc8ar2Bpw

does /cum/ support the patriarchy?

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>degree in history

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>Asians are the most feminine rac-
>>79454626
Not true at all

>>79454759
I fully support gender equality

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>>79454759
No, the future is female.

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>>79454778
w-why are new world "men" so cute hnnnnng

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>>79454778
>-e
Nobody can compete with them when it comes to being women.

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you guys tire me

im gonna take a nap

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>>79454841
Wrong bud! Asians can't compete with whites when it comes to being traps

Why is /cum/ so infatuated with traps

>>79454904
it's just the resident incels

>>79454904
Everyone that posts in /cum/ is a homo

>>79454778
>tfw got banned on /tv/ because i posted this

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gay posting pisses me off 2bh

>>79454974
just you

>>79454904
because it's the thinking man fetish?

>>79454989
fag

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1,3,2

>>79454989
It's because ur gay

>>79455019
I'd marry that latina

having sex is for simple minded caveman tier retards

>>79454983
you've given me an idea...

>>79454997
t. homo

>>79455042
ameri-chan, don't....

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>>79455037
>having sex is for simple minded caveman tier retards

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perfect girlfriends

>>79455019
3,1,2

>>79453559
>>79453559
>>79453559
>>79453559
>>79453559
>>79453559
SUPER EARLY THREAD

thinking of getting a Springfield xds for concealed carry

I need fat acceptance

>>79455019
kill fuck marry

>>79455097
just do it

>>79455037
this

God damn I want to die

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>>79455173

>>79455173
stop

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>this

people outside are screaming again
hate this town

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>>79455161
I live in Commiefornia though

>>79455215
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79455283
>>I live in Commiefornia though
so?

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>>79455283
move out

Watching Suelta La Sopa lol

Is anyone else here obese?

>>79455307
dont give him ideas

>>79455344
god i fucking hope not

>>79455344
no
go to /fit/ and read the sticky

>>79455354
californians who hate california deserve another chance

Thinking about doing some hunting

>>79455363
they deserve carbon monoxide induced suffocation

>>79455361
Thats dumb

>>79455358
statistically there should be but I bet they're shy about saying so

playing runescape

>>79455406
>Thats dumb
If you think getting healthy is dumb, you're going to stay obese forever.

my friend is probably the most lightweight adult male in the world who does not have dwarfism or some other disorder

>>79455443
Good, I'm proud of my lifestyle

>>79455378
I went hunting a few times, it was boring and I never saw a deer

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79455464

>>79455483
america must be destroyed

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>>79455499
only the negroe has resisted

>>79455464
on second thought, you should double down on your eating habits.
just fucking get yourself killed as soon as possible

>>79455565
they're the fattest cunts of anyone

I haven't masturbated today because I bought a Tenga egg and I'm waiting for it to arrive so that I can really fuck it.

Can anyone tell me the name of that recent Canadian TV series set in the arctic circle with a trailer where one of the actors delivers an alliterative monologue while looking directly at the camera to a background of frozen tundra?

>>79455613
kys

>>79455570
Once Trump gets impeached the Democrats will pass single payer healthcare and you'll pay to keep me alive for as long as I please, twig boy

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the gf

>>79455613
This thing was terrible. I mean really terrible for the price. First of all, it barely worked as a masturbatory aide. You know your product fails when five finger mary is better tenfold. I tried it every which way and it didn't work, and once my throbbing member actually tore through the back end of it I realized; this product is not intended for well endowed men. Seriously, I think that's the problem. The lube it came with spilled over the course of usage, requiring me to wipe myself down more than if I had just used Astroglide or something. It was sticky and actually ceased functioning as lube the moment it hit the air. The masterminds at Tenga seem to have invented a lubricant that literally only functions in tandem with whatever the egg is made out of. Now my nuts itch. My nuts never itched with vasoline. Great. I bought a single one for 8 dollars and I am extremely displeased with the product. Once, when I was a kid, I made a home-made masturbatory aide with a plastic baggie, a toilet paper roll, and some lotion, and it actually worked better than the Tenga egg. Don't waste your money or your time.

>>79455613
Sex with an egg? Disturbing!

*starts yelling worldstar*

*goes on a second date with Mexico*

>>79455613
thad?

*tells canada to break up with mexico and go out with me*

>>79455635
I would be best if you did you dumb faggot

>>79455725
Shit that sounds bad. I gues I'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out

>>79455732
It could be worse. At least it will get me off your mom

>>79455810
Leo

*puts out to secure the relationship*

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So the point of 1984 is to trust the government
Right?

Niggers belong in zoos.

>>79455882
wow rude :/

*calls canada a slut*

>>79455953
I'm sorry for being rude tell your mom I'll call her soon

>>79455918
No it's to fvck drombph

wow /dead/?

>>79455722
precious

I really hope my prostate toy arrives before my parents get home

>>79456064
they're waiting to post a /new/
>implying someone will wait

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>tfw you were born in the era where America goes to shit

>>79455918
If I understand it correctly then it says you have to trust the government unless Trump is in government.

>anon your toys arrived
>ummm who are these Bad Dragon guys? You bought a dragon? Can we see?
what do

>>79456118
>uhh sure.... t-this is a long snake dragon h-hehe
>uhh it shoots this white fake "acid", mom haha

>>79456118
Its not a dragon dildo just a prostate massager
I'm just worried they will open my package

>>79455725
fascinating

Are viceroy cigs nice

>>79456241
prince are better

>>79456266
>>79456266
>>79456266

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glad I don't smoke

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I've had nothing but Chinese food for dinner this week
Am I a fucking weeb now?

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>>79450947
FUCK OFF, I GOT WORK TO DO

fuck off janny

>>79456516
>>79456516
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>>79456516
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