/v4/ & guests

don't invite gównojada here

>>79445288
BZZZZ > BRRR
Fite me fags

thank you for a nice edition, i was worried some retarded slowvak was going to make a shit edition again

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>>79445288
>noonwraith and nightwraith
kill both, get money

/BRRR/ is our lass

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>>79445381
there is only one commie slovak, I do good editions.

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>tfw no Południca gf

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>>79445380
well duh

>>79445461
>vidaní
kill

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good night lads

>>79445381
I'm surprised the previous thread went well over the bump limit, but I guess that's what happens when pl-lit wewuzing battle commences
I suppose Poland and Lithuania is a lot like Hungary and Slovakia

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>>79445673
>wewuzing

>>79445619
good night and sweet dreams, sleepyhead

>>79445673
It's one sided, we really don't care usually, but it's always Poles starting shit and then wondering why we defend ourselves.

>>79445619
wake up you fuck
it's not even 9 pm

So me and L are buying our own apartment (2 bedroom for only 90k złotych, it's very cheap) and we are taking additional 40k złotych loan for renovation, furniture and wedding. I'm fucking excited, wanna see pics when it will be ready?
>>79445619
Spokojnej nocy anon

>>79445854
>2 bedroom for only 90k złotych
nigga where

>>79445920
Wołomin
it looks, well, bad atm but we are going to turn it into our comfy sanctuary, I hope this year

>>79445854
>90k złotych
im scared to ask for pictures

>Never spoke Lithuanian
>ethnically a slav
>plundered and pillaged by mongols
>annexed by pagan caveman Mindaugas of Lithuanians who annexed Novogorodok, later making it the capital
>the native people of Novogorodok suddenly become the real Lithuanians
ok
I know that it's not always great when smaller nations subjugate you but you don't need to be a sore loser hundreds of years later

>>79445988
it's raw, you can imagine
I hope 40k for renovation and stuff will be enough

>>79445619
good night dummy

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why did you BTFO Hungary

>>79446021
Hungary is in the trunk, he asked for it, weird guy

>>79446021
song is
>what is slav.

so we had to shove huns away for a sec.

>>79445992
Rude

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rate my late dinner

>>79446400
puke/10

>>79446400
Nice. Did you pick them yourself?

>>79446467
delicious puke
>>79446477
yeah

>>79446400
You could have eaten cardboard an get more energy from it.

>>79445992
you are the same shitposter who spam poland hate posts? why did you switch to belarusia?

>>79446655
no that's me Litvin the regular

>>79446696
hey bro

>>79446400
Looks good.
Dont listen to the haters.

>>79446021
V4 = West Slavs + Hungary

>>79446400
slav "cuisine"

>>79446400
nice
what shrooms are these exactly

>>79445190

but we were, nobody could figure which words were hungarian and which slav though

>>79446722
ahoj

>>79446768
thanks man
>>79446834
it's fucking delicious
>>79446846
maślaki

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rip

dick

>>79446903
>maślaki
meh tier shrooms Tbh
but then again, every shroom is good

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>tfw when people complain about bad slovak threads they always mean mine threads

>>79446834
pljeskavica is most disgusting food I ever had desu

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Covek Maupa

Nekogda jesm probudzil sę v nočejų, byla zima… Živu na poseľenju v bloku na četvřtym etaže. Jesm ležal bez hoda, světlo svetilnika odbivalo sę ot pokrytej sněgem ulicy, vsegde bylo tako bělo, no usvedomil sebě, kaki to zvųk mne probudzil, prihodzil kako by iz odpadnika, take krakanje ptica i škripanje, toj zvųk byl taki glåsny, že jesm pomyslil, že skoro niejaki staršy frustrec izidje na balkon i nečto rikne.. abo pozvoni na policije, no ničto takego sę ne stalo. Toj zvųk krakanja sjednany s jęčanem i škripanjem byl råvnoměrny i rędovny, doprovodal mne do takej krajnostji, že jesm govoril toliko sebě: pretje to sę ne može děti napravdų, to ne jest horror toliko reaľne žitje, seriozno jesm imal uže sòlzy v očah, ne znaju koliko jesm ležal bez hoda, no kògdy krakanje trohi utišalo, sobral sę v sebě i lagodno podšel k oknu. Na odpadniku ničto sę ne dějalo, itak jesm postanovil, že usklonim trohi zavěsa i posmatrju točnej. Byl hvatil slegka za kraj… JEEEBBBBB! KRAAAAAA! Kako nečto ne jebne v steklo, hvatji mne za rųke, smatrju a tuto Covek Maupa, najveliki zločinec vojenny! "Skurvysynje ostav mne!!!" jesm drul sę kako pojebany, a on toliko: KRAAAAAA! KRAAAAAA! UUUUUU…! Jesm vjebal sę do komnaty, a on stanųl prěd mnom na parapetje v cělej veličje, jesm bystro vyběgl s kvartiry, otvaril škaf na bezpečnyki na koridorje, byl hotěl obrvati dverički, da by imati čem sę bråniti, no Covek uže byl za mnom… KRAAAAAAAAAAA! Jesm odskočil… a on kako ne jebne v te bezpečnyki, v cělym bloku zamercalo světlo, a ja koritavšy s udobnej možnostji, zatvaril dverički i zalěpil je žuvaľnom gumkom… A on toliko vyl i prihal, po čem sę uspokojil, a ja vratil do svojego ložka… Covek Maupa sědi v budke uže vtory rok… A ja toliko molju sę, čto by ne bylo niejakej avariji v bloku…

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Hey friends

>>79446944
well I agree
>>79447060
hey mate

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>>79447060
hello

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>>79447027
>cowiek maupa
>in Czech
do you have "my dad is a fanatic of fishing" too?

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this will be interesting MP

>>79445288
Is this Panty and Stocking???

>>79447027
>>79447209
wait
>ų
What language is this?

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>>79447060
hi

>>79447209
sorry, stolen from vichuj only
can any czech say is it correctly written or is it just google translator >>79447027

>>79447224
rip
>>79447284
no, it's the Rayman Origins fairy

>>79447060
Hi

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>>79447027
>najveliki zločinec vojenny!

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>tfw police car hits a rabbit in late hours
>police officers make fun of it cuzwhynot
>whole internet sperging out about ebil police.
One can't even have fun.

>>79447338
no idea what language is that supposed to be, but it's not Czech for sure

>>79447338
przecież to prawie same polskie słowa tylko zapisane tak żeby bardziej czesko brzmiały

>>79447443
audible kek

I just finished eating a rabbit, was tasty af.

>>79447443
haha a dead animal on a car that's so funny bro XD
*takes a picture and uploads it to social media*
LOOK HOW FUNNY WE ARE WHY WONT YOU SEE HOW FUNNY WE ARE

had a fox run in front of my car yesterday and again today
first time that happened 2bh, only had the odd deer or rabbit run onto the street in the past
these foxes are motherfucking fast though, i tell ya, good for them too otherwise they'd be dead by now

>>79447489
its some pan slavic language, one slowvak made one too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Slavic_language#Universalis_Lingua_Slavica

>>79447489
thx
>>79447541
it seems so, autism strong

>>79447595
it's rabbit fault, this is how free market work

>>79447712
yes it's the rabbit's fault there's nothing funny about a dead pile of meat on some police car though

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>>79447358
yeah i riped them alright

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>>79447662
I think that thing about is in interslavic, atleast it looks so.
>http://steen.free.fr/interslavic/

Btw our chickens
>Honest Chicken with a lineage
>I am Slovak and proud! Let them accuse me of nationalism, I don't really care..

>>79447743
it is because of the alcohol tester

i dont care about any poles sperging out over plc you have god tier draže and thats all I care about right at this moment

>>79447224
>>79447815

what gaem

>>79447849
i figured as much
>eah let's put an alcohol tester into a dead animal's mouth haha
>get it? IT DIED BECAUSE IT WAS DRUNK LOL
>so remember don't drink kids *winkyface*
pure cringe

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there is probably gonna be a war with slovenia over territory dispute
it s jut the matter of time

>>79447842
jesus christ HYZA, absolute savage.

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>>79447860
my favourite Litwin

>>79447860
doubt any real life pole cares or even knows too much about that shit, it's just the odd virgin sperging out on 4chan to make himself feel better about certain things.

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>>79447899
And that's not all.
Remember that truck in wich 71 migrants died? Althought Hyza says they have nothing to do with that... they just can't get away with this.

>>79447842
anti migrant ad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdiO9cI37E) , freezing 40 of them in truck and now this?

>>79447896
calm down PETA you are sperging out again

>>79447842
ahahah what the fuck BASED SLOVAK CHICKEN PRAISE SVÄTOPLUK NA STRÁŽ

>>79447997
yeah bro that shit was really hilarious they should upload more pictures like this
your policemen have a god tier sense of humor, hilarious, fucking hilarious

>>79447979
fuck now I´m hungry

>>79447842
based chicken

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>>79447842

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>>79447979

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>>79447860
Silly Litwin, you didn't realize our draże were filled with polonium
Now you have polonized yourself again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG0Wnema41g

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i want cute gf

but i am beta cuck, i start to feel for any girl that acts nice to me

mdr

>>79448631
>but i am beta cuck, i start to feel for any girl that acts nice to me

iktf

>>79448586
nooo..nooooooooooooooooo!!!ĄĄĄĄąąą111!!

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>>79448586

>>79448631
bro
just be yourself and it will all work out

>>79448776
me me is insane

>>79448800
I am oficially insane and I have a gf, that's no excuse anon

>>79448927
i want to murder people

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Holy shit Peto Cmorik looks like that guy from GoT.

>also that kolovrat

>>79448942
everybody does deep inside, what matters is whether you can control it

>>79448942
look here >>79440997
my gf visited me in nuthouse

>>79448942
you can murder yourself

>>79448776
I know you're memeing, but really, what is this supposed to actually mean?

>>79449107
i don't know
i THINK it's supposed to mean that you shouldn't try to be someone you aren't
like, if you prefer dressing in tracksuits than in shirts than you should dress in tracksuits
and someone who is just like you (so some tracksuit girl) will someday find you
i think that that's what they meant by this

>>79449161
>in tracksuits rather than in shirts

>>79449107
Open yourself, show her how you are deep down cause if you want your other half to live with you then you shouldn't pretend to be someone who you are not.
My gf knows every of my dirty secrets and she saw me in many situations yet she accepted me and helps me improve what can be improved for an example: I like drugs but I cannot take them due to my mental health so she made me swear I wont touch it ever again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vB6xu7UOQE

>>79449107
don't fear to show yourreal emotions etc dont repress yourself in front of others. Basically that, I pressume

>>79449220
you really lucked out with your lady

Hello, I am an immigrant in Slovaki. Are you mad?

>>79449364
no

>>79449364
from?

>>79449364
no

>>79449432
Not a Slavic country, not Argentina and not Bhutan.

tfw no Bhutanette gf

>>79449569
so where

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>>79449616
>asian grills

>>79449364
depends on where are you from

>>79449790
I guess middle east for maximum trolling from local retard.

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Sieg Heil

>>79449790
>>79449739
I can't tell because of privacy.

Hint: it's not Samoa, Malawi or Andorra.

>>79449903
are you white?

>>79449790
>>79449920
are you afraid of muslim non-whites?

>>79449976
yeah im afraid of 170cm kebab makers

>>79449976
NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
CALL THE PRIEST AND TELL HIM TO BRING HOLY WATER

>>79450014
are you a proud white slovak?

>>79450199
>slavs
>white
that's an oxymoron

>>79450234
shh, I'm making a secret survey for NAKA

>>79450199
I am Greek you subhuman your kind flees when i lay my eyes upon them, they feel blood of Leonidas and Alexander running through my veins and like mice when they see eagle soaring they scatter

>>79450328
one hit with shovel wasnt enough

What is the your favorite mosque in Slovakia? I'm not decided between Bardejov an Zvolen, both are beautiful. The mosques in Trnava, Partizánske and Ružomberok are nice too. But all mosques in Bratislava are meh, except the one in Karlova Ves, it's shit.

Serbians just won against Italy
Russians won against Greece earlier

It will be Serbia-Russia match on Friday
Slovenia-Spain tomorrow

slav top 3 in eurobasket when

>>79450444
cheching your trips
the only acceptable mosques are tatar mosques

>>79450444
nobody cares, really

>>79450462
Slavs confirmed for niggers

>>79450328
proud Persian masterrace >>>>> sp*rtan barbaric shits
"300" is a crime against history Tbqh

>>79450507
this

>>79450514
That's because you live in a Hungarian shithole like Nové Zámky without a proper mosque.

>>79450444
there are no mosques in slovakia and there wont be one as long as i breathe or am not locked for 45 years mark my words come šafko tomorrow at 15:30 i will beat you

>>79450526
Alexander raped persian dogs so hard he is included in their heroic tales now, so cucked by BGC

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>>79450647
>Alexander
>BGC

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i'm proud of my persian heritage

>>79450742
poland tier bait

polacks are a cuck race

nordics are proud of vikings

italians are proud of romans

but polacks always demonize everyone who pillaged because they have victim mentality and they only praise failed uprisings and muh honor. What a weak, worthless nation.
>muh morality
explains why poland achieved nothing while Russians and Anglos climbed to greatness on a pile of corpses if Russians had polack mentality Russia would be the size of fucking Luxemburg
>no, Ivan you can't invade! Muh honor

I'm legit disgusted by this weak pseudo paladin nation of willing victims who at the same time still are a bunch of thieves and whores.

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fuck the racing I will just crash into him

how autistic is to ask girl why she takes so long to respond

>>79451053
very

>>79451053
don't

>>79451053
abandon that idea right now

>>79451053
noooooooooo

>>79451101
>>79451098
>>79451083
>>79451078

but its literal fucking hours and she is often online during those and i dont even get ''seen''

>>79451176
I am autistic and I'd just tell her what I have in mind
dunno how it would work out though

>>79451053
https://www.google.hu/search?q=pls+respond

>>79451176
maybe she's just has some bitch character, my friend does that and couple of my gf's friends do that but it's useless to confront them about it, they always have excuses and defend it

>>79451053
Do it. She probably just doesn't care about you that much. But I'd like to see what excuse she comes up with.

I wanted to watch a movie or some shit but I spent the whole day on lurking and doing nothing
Again

>>79451078
>>79451083
>>79451098
>>79451101
beta orbiter responses
>>79451214
>>79451237
CHAD ANSWERS

>>79446400
looks ok but I fucking hate mushrooms they taste like wet wood

>>79451329
no YOU taste like wet wood

>>79451329
>mushrooms taste like wet wood
what the fuck

>>79451176
"ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING CUNT I'LL CURBSTOMP YOUR DOG" usually works

>>79451369
b-but I told you not to swallow

i cant just insult her i think even playfully, we were recently on coffe together and today she even wrote me first, admittedly she needed something but its progress still

>>79451488
well she will write you eventually and then you can ask something like what were you doing today or shit like that, if you think she's fucking some chad while she doesn't write you then is it even worth waiting lol

>>79451488
>she needed something
>progress
progress to what, being a useful beta orbiter for her?
just act like a fucking cunt that might make her want to suck your dick

>>79451323
the virgind answer vs. the chad edict

>>79445288
Who is this semen demon?

why are women so degenerate? They even kiss their sisters for money.

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>>79451551
well it was really just dumb shit and she could ask anyone but she asked me, im on lookout to not become ultimate beta cuck tho

>>79451537
im 99% sure she doesnt but what do i know

I sometimes legit wish I was Russian instead because at least they aren't cucks.

I feel a deep shame of being p*lish.

arent you japanese samurai

>>79451992
Russians are mongol-tatar-chechen cucks

of course I am

>>79452010
No, I am not

did someone mentions samurai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXpmcyaj6b0

I thought marcel was a jewish tax man

>>79451488
>1488
ask her if she's down to secure the existence of your people and a future for slovak children

>>79452237
But neither of us is Slovak

>>79452081
they aren't cucks, they invented a ton and were a superpower meanwhile polacks are such cucks that they shittalk the few polish rulers who had ambitions and conquered because
>HURR HE WAS A MURDERED

no other nation is this cucked polacks LOVE to be victims

I spit on them. A nation that is both weak and stupid doesn't deserve to live.

>>79452266
whatever the fuck she is then
actually ask her that I want to see what she'll say back

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>>79452100
ÚSVIT PŘÍMÉ DEMOKRACIE, TOMIA OKAMURI.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfEDy2U6Sts&t=3s

>>79452338
im not that retarded

>>79452534
what do you have to lose

>>79452576
man im not gonna write to normies fucking neo nazi slogans, im all for genocide and all that good stuff but people who talk about hitler and such irl are weird as fuck, she is racist but to healthy degree and i want her to sit on my dick

>>79452685
i changed the wh*te part and it doesn't mention hitler
unless if her iq is -125
plus it's obvious it's a fucking joke

>>79452786
it would be still weird to write that out of nowhere, she didnt see my ebin get

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i want to marry argie qt

>>79452685
>im all for genocide and all that good stuff but people who talk about hitler and such irl are weird as fuck, she is racist but to healthy degree and i want her to sit on my dick
how old are you?

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Good night lads

>>79452880
>qt
you blind or what?

>>79452915
t. homo

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>>79452888
20 years young

>>79453003
why did you post pepe with mentos
what is the point of this picture

>>79453064
cause im fresh af you autist

>>79452880
its a trap

>>79452880
wh*Te dog

>>79452868
yeah it would be fucking weird but it's not meant to be a casual question

>>79452891
kαληνύχτα

>>79453099
you really shouldn't project your gay trap desires upon other people

>>79453003
shows

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>>79453211
old subhuman, future belongs to me

>>79452880
don't
cucktholic marriages are fucking shit

>>79453392
Why because they aren't breaking dishes?

>>79453326
all that belongs to you with that attitude is a slap across yer arse

all
women,greeks(albanians),communists,marxists,socialists,leftists,mac os users,ektor listeners need to GTFO my thread

>>79453392
t. analbanian
i bet you've never been to proper catholic wedding or proper polish wedding party

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>>79453439
>>79453522
don't you have any nigger feet to kiss?

>>79453522
Yep scares mexicans away.

>>79453562
Im not a papist

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Marcel is my greatest creation. He's like my apprentice...padawan...like my son, he rose far above me. I'm proud my past shitposting molded him. I was Morgoth and he is my Sauron

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>>79453562
who is this guy, i don't recognize him
i know i'm safe under vigilant protection of the Everpope Jan Paweł II, Savior of Mankind

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>>79450814
>I'm legit disgusted by this weak pseudo paladin nation of willing victims who at the same time still are a bunch of thieves and whores.

True. Poles can only redeem themselves by invading some country acting like Crossed.

Eh, I paused the first episode of third season of Narcos around the middle, maybe continue tomorrow. It's just not the same anymore, it looks so dull now.

Anyways, good night

>>79453697
from what i've heard is that 1st season is really good, 2nd season is ok, and the rest is shit

>>79453694
I hope they go after Germany

>>79453834
I’ll join them then.

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Every time I feel like I'm at the very bottom and I can't possibly get any more depressed I discover there is a lower level. I'm not even really ''sad'' anymore I don't cry myself to sleep or want someone to tell me ''things will be better'' and hug me or such shit I think I transcended sadness and ended up in a perpetual, years spanning state of soul crushing pain and I really doubt I won't end up in mental asylum.

It's not ''depression'' anymore

it's just JUST


I blame polacks.

>>79453912
kek, everyone would
gas the krauts

>>79452100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psGeHfZP5Cc

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>>79453666
>666

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>>79454167

>>79453994
Don’t be a pussy, aim for the highscore!

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You know what's my biggest fear? That there in fact IS something after death.

Holy fuck I hope not. I mean Hell can go fuck itself because what honestly can it offer?
>muh burning
yeah that would hurt a metrfic fuckton but maybe after a century or two I would get used to it on the other hand heaven would be the true shit let me explain to you why
>you were a good man anon welcome to Heaven, say hi to Chad and Stacey they will be your neighbours
>hi
>ok now-
>excuse me God but does this place have internet?
>oh no, you won't have a need for it anymore, Heaven is a place where you happily live with other people FOREVER
and at this point I realise I will be in a permanent state of social awkwardness for ETERNITY because I sure as fuck can't imagine myself partying with a bunch of undead normies and if I don't have access to violent movies, porn, vidya and other escape mechanics then there is nothing to even make me forget about how shit my entire existence is and how much I despise people.

>>79454232
what if heaven and hell are actually the Internet, but we just can't enter them physically just yet

>>79454232
>looking at heaven and hell as physical experiences
dude go back to medieval times or something lmao

I sometimes wonder how does it feel like to be in a life and death scenario, have the adrenaline rush going.

>>79454215
t. Aleksanders Chlebekring Breivanovic

>>79453994
yes pls kill yourself retarded marcel you are cancer and everything wrong with 4chan

>>79454499
and you are better?

those fucking nigger posting turks

where is ikiGOD when you need him

>>79454598
who are you to judge me

and ofc im better than literal autist with split personalities working at position that is filled with hohols lmao, you know your job is shit if immigrants can do it

no one is better than me

no one is better than Marcel aka God

What is Marcel? Who is Marcel?

>>79455195

I'll give you an example of retro marcel posting in the next post

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Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

DO NOT TALK TO NEWFAGS AND TURKS

>>79455304
>>79455266
It was supposed to be a deep rhetorical question, but I thank you for your post.

>>79455424

I like My Little Pony

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>>79455465

>>79455316
>t. newest of us all

>>79455304
This old pasta is still alive?

>>79455530
kys yourself

>>79455547

the pasta is crown jewel of polish self-hating
it will last eternally

i am going to furiously masturbate and kill myself

in no order

>>79445854
>2 bedroom for only 90k złotych
so it's 10sqm?

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I have arrived

>>79456458
what time is it in Burgeria

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>>79456489
7:30
aka beer and shitposting time

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do you agree

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Vegeta is a fucking polack
>manlet
>balding
>butthurt about his countryman who grew up in a foreign, more civilized land to be a better person
>wins against shit tier enemies and brags about it for years
>had a chance of destroying Cell (Prussia) but ''MUH HONOR!'' prevented him, got bitchslapped in return
>will always be fucking worse than his more successful diaspora countryman
>Trunks is propably not his kid

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>>79456204
but, Anon, that is not ethical !
t. the prussian manlet

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>>79456722

>>79456592
it depends on what series we're talking about
Elves are noble demigods in LOTR but subhumans deserving of a good gassing in the Witcher

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Piccolo on the other hand is Me.
>tall
>calm
>tactical
>always goes all out to BTFO enemies
>doesn't talk much
>loner
>never got laid
>propably will die alone

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>>79456738
honestly been trying to come up with an answer to this post but i just dont get the message conveyed

>>79456489
6:50

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this post is literally me
>manlet
>brainlet
>hairlet
>microdick
>gyno
>wristlet
>ugly as sin
>poor
>manlet

>>79456817
I haven't read Kant so neither I can come up with a good explanation

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>79456899
fake news

>>79457036
>eastern time zone cuckold

shut up cucks

>>79457101
sorry

you better be

>>79457117
Faggot

I need an automatic yet easily conceable firearm.

>>79457649
f-fake

i hate myself

>>79457756
I hate you too.

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>>79457852

i hate everyone

post what you're listening atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUkrFbRAzk

>>79458039
>Piero Umiliani
nice, Italian film soundtrack composers are very underrated listening. I have almost everything he's done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6CW3F8rGJg

>>79458039
https://youtu.be/Dqzrofdwi-g

anthem of my nation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_f8UFv_Ytc

im cold and lonely

going to drop the MOAB, see you later people

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>>79458193
I can give you companionship and a nice warm hug polack.

Btw I'm a girl.

>>79458193
Securitybro?

>>79445411
This

test

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>>79445288
reminder

>VTMB lags at my laptop at times
>Half Life 2 doesn't

what the fuck

and I'm also legit surprised it can run HL2 on high settings. I like Half Life. Those are cool shooters. Very ''clean'' with no fucking retarded bloom obstructing the vision,no stupid fucking autoregen, responsive controls it's just a pleasure to play.


I bet polacks were behind VTMB and it's shit optimization.

To think about it I actually didn't save my money by buying PS4 and laptop. I could have a decent PC for the same amount of money.

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>marcel is a consolepleb

yeah because new games are made primary for consoles you fat fuck. Enjoy your pixelated indie trash and MOBAs.

Test

>>79459022
name a single console exclusive from the past two years besides Bloodborne worth playing let alone buying

>>>/news/177430

>they do it for free

>>79459159
name a single good PC exclusive at all

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>>79459602
that's the best you can do with 20 minutes? mustard race wins again

>>79459159
I liked TLOU

>>79459874
it was a good game but they should have just made a movie

>>79459919
Nah, movie would be shit, do you like letsplays?

>>79460054
sometimes

Wake up dummies

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I'm awake

>>79460894
Fix your sleep schedule, kuja-kuja

>>79460894
dzień dobry

>>79460928
I don't even feel sleepy, will sleep during the day desu
>>79460948
good morning

>>79461028
are you getting up for work?

i want to kill myself

Go to sleep Marcel

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a thread so shit it wakes me up in a morning with a cupful of piss slung in my face, slaps me about the chops to make sure i am awake enough so it can kick me in the fucking bollocks

>>79461798
dobrý den

>>79461883
hello, how are ya?

>>79461798
I apologize for this thread

morning

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>>79453666
Dont you have Quaran to kiss?

>>79462260
morning

>>79462440
>>79462440
>>79462440
let's get this out of the way