/brit/

got a willy

>>79441836
lemme see

>>79441802
UK
YES

>>79441824
i learned how to roll spliffs first and honestly cigs are like twice as easy to roll. it literally just tucks itself in

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anime

Sneed's part and parcel

>>79441836
you gay or sth?

>>79441856
no

CHAOSH ISH A LADDAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqA1bqA5UFg

>>79441860
Felt very cultured when I visited France smoking rollies and drinking tiny coffees. Smoking over here just feels crass.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BcBfSVTvzc

any tenchu man in?

hate finland. dirty ice monkeys

>>79441885
ok

Sneed's beeds and weeds
Formally Frank's

sneeds poo and wee

>>79441802

>looking at the magazines in the shop the other day
>glance at GQ
>women of the year on the cover
>some androgynous looking wog who I have never heard of

(((GQ))) desu

>>79441802
state of england
what a horrible country

bit peckish lids

any man dare pursue lu bu?

>>79441684
>>79441684
>>79441684
>>79441684


That's because propaganda works

>>79441910

good game tbf

>>79441932
Gay
Queers

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WHY?

>>79441906
hate people over here who feel the need to tell you smoking and drugs are bad for you
as if I want to live forever anyway

timothyjamesburnhere

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chuck....sneed

SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF HEARING ABOUT THAT GUY WHO PUSHED THE WOMAN IN FRONT OF THE BUS

did a simpson shitpost in the wrong thread

>>79441954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

any Mao Zedong man in

>>79441946
remember killing him once on dw2 with dian wei, my biggest ever achievement

rip ludders

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chuck's feed and seed

>>79441975
>You shouldnt be smoking, its bad for you
>Is life a contest to see who can live the longest?

thoroughly BTFO every time

We need to address the elephant in the room
Male violence

Lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Of1D1-WkY

not puttering at this "sneed" business

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thoughts on the manic street preachers?

HALO 5 IS 100GB WHAT THE FUCK

iPhone X is a revolutionary device

What's wrong with me, doc?
I think you're crazy!
I want a second opinion
You're also lazy

>he plays Xbox
Sad!

>>79442033
most of it is uncompressed audio in other languages
pirate repacks win again

>>79441975
>>79442021
yeah but dying slowly of lung cancer is horrible and undignified as fuck

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>long live the king
:DDDDD :DD :DDD

quite confused at all the men doing the things

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>>79442031
love em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPVcg45W0z4

honestly just wanna go back to being a kid again

>>79442062
Any men kicking the ball today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZQld0Ov9nw

any Otoya Yamaguchi man in

>>79442043
It's literally the same as every other high end phone to come out this year except it costs like a grand and doesn't have a fingerprint scanner

Absolutely howling at anyone who actually thinks this is anything special and spends their month's wages on it

>>79442051
Is life a contest to see who can live the longest?

ha! outwitted! btfo every tiem!

>>79442051
>every smoker gets lung cancer
fuck off fearmonger

>>79442093
It's a revolutionary device

>>79442085
probably, it is a day of the week after all

any angry white males in?

>>>/pol/141356556

you're being humiliated, lads. it's over for the UK lmao

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fauh80JNnAQ

>>79442031

music for mid 30 / early 40 year old scottish officers in the RAF

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banter

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Does this mean I'm a bender?

>>79442144
very specific but i feel that is what they go for

>>79442117
lung cancer, mouth cancer, throat cancer, etc etc
almost every non-genetic lung disorder can be caused by smoking, chances are you pick up at least one
t. both granddads died from smoking before I was old enough to meet them
t. also a casual smoker

>>79442128
ew

>>79442118

(((revolutionary)))

hmm

>>79442134
who is this man

>>79442168
you're a bender but that sticker isnt the deciding factor

>>79442134
tried to watch 15 seconds guy is fucking retarded beyond belief it wasn't even close to a lead story on any serious website

>>79441915
burger king is like dominos where you're not supposed to pay full price you mong
download the app and you can get a whopper meal for £4

>yank linking to the most toxic board
not surprised

>BIKINI TRY ON/HAUL

right thats all the wanks for next month sorted

>>79442128
nowt wrong with the ol' 'aked 'traction
/pol/ is rasheed tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Pb6iKXGmI

fave paint job?

>>79442217
imagine actually reading yank posts

http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_and_Sexuality

Can a 50 page article about sexuality in a fictional realm be attributed with 100% accuracy to a yank?

>>79442217
>he hasn't filtered yank flags

>>79442237

link us m8

>>79442051
A 90 year old man goes to his physician, says, "I want to live to 120!" The physician asks him if he smokes. "Never," exclaims the man. "Do you take drugs?" asks the physician. "Never," exclaims the man. "Okay, do you drink alcohol?" "Never touch the stuff" the man proudly claims. "Do you party with loose women?" "Virgin for life," the man says.
Finally the physician asks, "You don't smoke, you drink, you don't get high, and you don't fuck. Why would you want to live to 120?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqokkXoa7uE

hm

just been caught with my willy somewhere it shouldn't have been

>>79442301
woah

Honestly, can't thank avrg enough for making his videos. He's managed to turn me from a "strong, independent woman" (with HUGE quotation marks) into a family-oriented, traditional one - and now I'm engaged to a loving, honourable, traditional European & planning to have many children :) Living in Germany (in a very liberal area with my family being predominantly liberal, too), I know how hard it can be to publicly speak your mind about "sensitive" issues, and I really appreciate him keep spreading the truth despite all the slander & defamation he's inevitably facing... Keep fighting the good fight :)

>>79442301
LOL truly epic mon amis.
What is their in life but drugs and sex?

i work in a hospital and regularly see patients with chronic COPD after years of smoking.

fags will never be worth the suffering they go through before they eventually pop their clogs.

>>79442128
england is worse than america for this type of shit

>>79442301
epic, simply fucking epic
*smoke a pack of fags*

Yank cuts me to the core every time a brit uses it. It's so damning and final. Yet the only words I can use in retaliation are limey which applies to sailors only and brit which is quite soft indeed and doesn't seem to bother them in the slightest. NEED better brit name.

>>79442350
*varg not avrg... lol

cops searched me and i got arrested because i had forbidden molecules on me

>you can literally have be place in confinement by society for place your genitals in the wrong collection of atoms

based joe weller

>>79442368
lol oops duno why i put chronic there.

>>79442356
there*

ITV didn't let me on the chase, said I was too smart

Can't blame them, as a radcen with an IQ of 175 I'm often the smartest guy in the room

>>79442382
innit
love his big lip

>>79442134
pewdiepie's gained 23,000 subs since he said it lol

>>79442266
trip dubs of truth

>>79442369
get off your fucking high horse you paddy cunt

>>79442149
btfo

so smart i just asked my heart to stop beating for 2 seconds and it worked

>>79442429
hello nigger

>>79442338
>>79442356
>>79442370
You guys get it

>>79442415
buxton army for life my brother

>>79442301
hahaha yeah!!!
*injects some heroin and get my limp cock sucked by a middle aged black prozzie*

im going to subscribe to pewdiepie the NEXT time he says the n word or is rude to jews

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>>79441802
>no Brexit
>only 67% white and dropping fast
>most common baby's name is Mohammed
>87% of the EPL is non-white and/or foreign

>>79442450
not a nigger just sick to death of your attitude

>>79442303
>your wife is over there
>*shoots to an asian woman*
guffawing

/pol/ honestly ruined this site, people were racist sure, but since stormfront and r/the_donald have had a place on this site, the quality has degraded to a point where it's impossible to discuss ANYTHING without it turning in to race baiting and poltiics

>>79442523
we're whiter than you

For once that actually seemed pretty racist when pewdiepie said nigger. Like he thought the fact that the other guy was black was disgusting. Pretty surprised how people are accepting his apology so much

>>79442523

Brexit will not change the rest of those things. Brexit is just the asset stripping of UK PLC.

>>79442560
honestly the same goes for the internet in general these days

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>>79442523
think you mean 87% white not 67 you fucking zulu nigger

>>79442588
The Zulus were alright. We should've got rid of the boers immediately

if man is hench, i'll knife man down to size

>>79442571
he said it full on hard R and everything, for it to just "slip out" he clearly says or reads it a lot.

He should see some consequences, regardless of what rorke thinks

why does sweetcorn show up in my poo?
is it alright if i pick it out and wash it so i can eat it?

>>79442571
sort of agree i dont care if someone has nigger randomly, what I am slightly concerned about is that I get the feeling that he casually and regularly says it when not stremaing. I think, therefore, that his apology is similarly dishonest

>>79442586
society in general is polarising

it's all getting a bit weimar really

the boers were white niggers
the zulus were black white men

>>79442641
I don't knife for fun
but I'll knife your mum

now playing: harry nilsson - nilsson schmilson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS7X5nuvjHo

baroquegrind

>>79442660
i sometimes put poo back inside my arse in case i missed some nutrients

>>79442660
bc u're a mong you're meant to bite nito the sweetcorn not just swallow it, you get no nutrients taht way

>>79442652
yapping

>>79442672
feel bad after, get over it
she should've thought twice about backing her son

if man is french, i'll ask man to bake pies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Z1KD-WZaA

bruh

>>79442660
SWEET CORN IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT THROUGH MY REAR

have you every thought what it would be like to shag your sister?

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inside me I feel alone and unreal
and the way you kiss will always be
a very special thing to me...

this one will finally separate the boys from the men

http://www.strawpoll.me/13922707
http://www.strawpoll.me/13922707
http://www.strawpoll.me/13922707

what percentage of homosexuals simply turn themself gay because they've given up on getting a gf?

>>79442697
okee dokee cheers for the advice

why do brainlets bother going on TV quiz shows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIygYFMzQxY

tune

>>79442571
if he got annoyed and called the guy a faggot that doesn't mean he thinks the guy is gay, its just an expression of frustration. same with the n word (in certain circles).
>>79442662
sometimes i say it to myself in the shower when i think of embarassing things, its quite cathartic.

When/where is the next /brit/ meet up?

>>79442727
no but i did shag a girl who looked very similar (body frame only, face and hair was well different)

>>79442815
wakefield

nucking figgers

>>79442815
Londonderry

>>79442815
tower hamlets, after evening prayer on friday la

>>79442770
Washout on The Chase

>>79442667
too many blacks thats why
can't do anything without the cunts getting their dirty paws involved, people are sick of it

>>79442775
It was the tone of his voice really and how the actual character he said it at was black. Seemed like he would have been thinking it even if he didnt say it

The taigs are more responsible for our decline than anybody

gonna have a gourmet burger for dinner

>>79442815
brum

>>79442768

i'd guess not many. In hindsight, when someone comes out as gay, it seems to make sense when you think about some of their previous behaviors/mannerisms etc.

Real sets, practical effects

>>79442867
good
england was always ruining europe

i dont have to be careful i've got a gun

>>79442831
Looks pretty industrial, not very comfy

>>79442870
Aston Tavern?

>>79442870

would pap any brum meetup and laugh at the photos

They always taig. They never gib.

England is Europe silly taig.

>>79442815
Birmingham on Saturday, meeting at the bull at 2pm

>>79442906
epic, le based xd

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looks like only two real men in the whole general

>>79442906
lol

Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/zlrXVrGV6Hs

>>79442906
haha DUDE you should share this at r/the_donald!! xDDD

Reinstalling Windows 7 lads

off to the gym, keep my seat warm

I actually enjoy talking to women as friends.
Does this mean I'm gay?

>>79442936
lmao im one of them but it was a misunderstanding haha

>>79442964

feel like I've been put on a watch list by even clicking embed

>>79442931
hate twats like you who sneer at archetypical 4chan posts

it's like you hate this site. If you don't like it, fuck off

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>>79442964

>>79442964
fuck NEVER want a daughter, not in this age

NOT BLACK BUT WISH I GOT CALLED A NIGGER 2BH

Let me get this straight...

You need a 'licence' to watch a television.

*you see me walk in to a room then 1 second walk out, in my hand are 3 acceptance letters from oxford university*

There's a Hollywood in Brum?

>>79443006
hello nègre

>>79442997
>>79442973 this goes for you too

if there's anyone who should be on reddit it should be you

>>79442912
would literally tool you in the face

>>79443014
oNLY IF YOU INTEND TO WATCH THE bbc AND NOTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU'RE EITHER A LEFTY WHO LIVES IN SQUALOR OR A PAKI

Chad here AMA

>>79442964
'

>>79443030
not in brum but somewhere on the outskirts of West Midlands, there's also a california

Britain collapsed very quickly after the war

Historic Irish migration, creation of council housing and the welfare state had turned the people into proles

Poor architecture, post-war poverty and 'new towns' had ensured Britain will look 3rd world for a long period of time

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>>79443092
Aww greatest ally :3

I'm not sure if the bus went past when I was in the middle of making that last post of if it's just late

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listening to james blake

>>79442997
>>79443038
You sound like you're (a) a teenager, and (b) recently arrived from /r/4chan

>>79443094
the empire sacrificed itself to stop the nazis
then the country bankrupted itself building nukes instead of investing in infrastructure like europe did.

America is our worst ally easily.

>archetypical

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Need a Lithuanian gf

i seem to have lost the few social skills i had
absolutely cringing at my behaviour today, i'm such a twat
fuck me i wish the world would just swallow me

>>79443185
they all look minging

>>79443193
Know that feel

>>79443193
what happened lad

/brit/ meet up at the California Tavern lads
I'll buy the first round

Roast beef slices disgust me

>>79443230
farted in public

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>>79443185
What's wrong with Poles?

>>79443168
neither of those things

why is it now cool to condescendingly look at classic 'chon shitposts with scorn? this just remind me of Brits who always look embarrassed whenever they see someone being obviously British. It's self hate

>>79443244
fuck off boer

keep perpetuating the anti-irish gimmick but have no idea if it's true hehe

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Think I pulled something on my run

i sing the song

the song of hate

england i hate

they're not my mate

imagining what the absolute specimens that post on /pol/ look like in real life

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*falls asleep and wakes up in the same place*

hmmmmmm

>>79443094
Irish immigration is the last thing keeping the UK standing desu

>>79443260
You have a source for the original video? That looks intense as fuck

rate: the dr of common sense, jordan b peterson
don't rate: sargon of akkad, thulean perspective

>>79443170
Building nukes was one of our best decisions and trashing them was one of the worst mate

>>79443265
/pol/ is pretty diverse

>>79443282
see >>79443257

>neither of those things

>why is it now cool to condescendingly look at classic 'chon shitposts with scorn? this just remind me of Brits who always look embarrassed whenever they see someone being obviously British. It's self hate

>>79443291
you never have a cramp before?

Irish immigration has destroyed western civilisation. Cromwell was it's last chance

How come the British dont have a cuisine and just eat curry and kebabs and shit?

ireland is the greatest country in the world

>>79443323
good post

teetering at the edge of negative existance lads

genuinely despise the irish not even memeing

>>79443322
Never that intense

>>79443311
lol fucked it. must have been especially triggered.

really like the irish accent

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>genuinely despise the irish not even memeing

>>79443331
is ask jeeves offline?

hate white people because I know they have the potential to be better

I hate gays more than the pakis and blacks

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love ireland simple as

best ps2 era vidya?

football yank is so cringe

I come from an Irish immigrant family. I have come to end this country once and for all. Generations of us all working towards one goal.
FEAR US

>>79443379
hello brown man

>>79443382
>>79443392
the famine is over, why don't you go home?

>>79443386
Time Splitters 2

>>79443359
English people love the Irish it's people that identify as British that hate the Irish.

>>79443341
no strong feelings about ireland irl but they're good for winding up yank benders like the one above

i dont hate anyone

>think of great post
>come to /brit/
>it's in the 200s so some runt is probably going to post an early soon

le sigh

love triumphs over hate guys xx

*retweets JK Rowling*

#theResistance

>>79443255
Are you a Pole?

>>79443417
What's the diff?

>>79443387
What happened here, did he try and rob him?

>>79443386
the urbz: sims in the city

>>79443428
don't hate France, just hate you simples

>>79443386
dynasty warriors 2

>>79443417
Wrong.

>>79443230
just being a socially awkward twat desu
i can't go into particulars because maybe one of the people i sperged out on browses /brit/. in fact i'm 90% sure of it.

if you're reading this and you know who i am, i know who you are, you cunts

>>79443448
well i like you :)

>>79443428
Me too, lad. I hate this general, not the actual people in it.

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Most Wanted on PS2 was fucking sick

>>79443409
We are out for revenge and the pest part is we are welcomed in as we are 'white'. You have been brainwashed by our yank allies. You accept us as your brothers and sisters. You have become blind to the truth

Jungle Book has the best choons of any Disney movie

>>79443441
English people: I am from English, I am English. Cheeky nandos and a shag innit ahha

British people: I am from GREAT Britain and we are GREAT best empire and still a VERY IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT COUNTRY yes we sure are GREAT I hate the Irish because oppressed them when we were great I MEAN WE STILL ARE GRETA !

>>79443469
hello lou

>>79443491
>we are 'white'

Screeching

another day of having dinner with the 'rents, absolutely LOVE it, being 26 and living with my mummy and daddy, EXACTLY how I envisioned my life

>>79443519
why dont you move out lad

>I am from English

Paddy immigrants really do struggle with English.

>>79443504
I like cheeky Nandos maymays

Only blonde Scandinavians are white
If you have brown eyes you're basically African

>>79443272
Glasgow is limbo on Earth. Neither dead nor living. Yet you are trapped in a perpetual spiral that leads nowhere with no chance of escape.

>>79443529
>giving money to a kike landlord

no thanks, a mortgage deposit is an impossibility too

>>79443417
most people I know who identify as british try and tell me im british

>>79443538
alri varg

>>79443519
get a job then cunt

I never hear of woman staying home with their parents, it's always men

submitted for the approval of /brit/, i call this post "doing a poo"

>>79443272
>St George's Cross
>St Enoch

Rorke

>>79443519
Same here lad. Hope that I'll be able to land a job some day so I can get out of this situation.

>>79443386
neopets the darkest faerie

>>79443538
what if you have blue eyes and brown hair

>>79443568
>>79443568
>>79443568

>>79443558
i HAVE a job you mong

>>79443564
that's because women don't see landlords for the true evil they are, I'm not giving a landlord 3/4 of my salary so I can rent a room in a flat that i have to share with 5 other people

>>79443551
reckon being independant is more important than "giving money to a kike landlord"

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*blocks your path*

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>>79443519
i went to uni as well

Submitted my plagarised thesis titled "doing a poo" to Oxford and got a doctorate from them.

>>79443567
approval denied

On the bus looking outside, just saw a Palestinian flag in the middle of a Welsh farm wtf

>>79443613
It's wasted money, if I wanted to earn 1/4 of what I earned now, I'd just work less hours

Housing should be affordable for a working male

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>>79443641
Cultural exchange program

>>79442571
black people are disgusting though, that is a fact

I'm racist.

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>>79441802
>the islamic "part and parcel" shitstain is the man of the year

>>79441802
Right one looks like Mr. Bean