/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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>>79439014

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>>79439122

Yellow fever fags fuck off
You're like Tryone's BBC, too beta for your own women

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Good morning. What are you going to do today?

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/cum/-chan ohayou

“Having an inclusive classroom, where they will be discussing LGBTQ issues or issues of race or class, provides a window and mirror,” said Principal Lauren Overton, 33, of William M. Meredith Elementary School.

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me

Teachers in grades one through six that include LGBTQ children must provide lessons that introduce same-sex families. The middle school level’s social health class, a mandatory addition to the curriculum, discusses race, class and gender on a weekly basis. LGBTQ issues are not included in the public school curriculum, so Meredith School addresses these issues in social studies and English classes.

>>79439334
>>79439359
public schools need to be eliminated

When eighth-grade teacher Rob Hamm ran his first social health class last year, one of his students came out as transgender. This prompted a heated discussion on identity among his students. When the class revisited the issue at the end of the year, students had changed some of their self-identification, he said, “and they were writing more in-depth about that.”

>>79439326
At work. Can you bring me a 10 piece mcnugget and a sausage egg mcmuffin at lunch
Thanks bb

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>>79439416
Instead of mcnuggets I'll get you 4 hashbrowns

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>>79439408
have a feeling suicides are going to skyrocket when these kids become adults

>>79439435
You're my favorite person right now

>hotb14 year olds
g-good thing women age like milk ahah

>>79439328
hello!

>>79439484
>phone poster

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>I woke up too late

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>>79439528
good

>>79439448
funny that the schools that get this type of education are almost always majority white

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Would you?

Buds I've taken 3 shits

What's wrong with me

>buy dude weed
>spend entire weekend smoking inside, leaving once or twice
>feel disconnected because 0 socialization
>run out of weed, feel weird for a day or two
>feel normal again
>think to myself maybe I should get weed

ad nas

>>79439014
Damn is brady /our guy/?

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>>79439891
weed isn't for everyone friend, try taking cough syrup

>>79439282
My women are too nigger for me. You have it wrong, faggot.

>>79439148
Kek wtf is this from

>>79440048
Hillary's new book "What Happened"

>>79439891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2HHkV84WEM

Guys where is footkraut?
I miss him

Got another email from a different job this morning buds
When it cums it pours I guess

>>79440096
what even is tihs

>>79440035
I like the feeling but its just too easy to hermit up after I get an 8th then feel socially retarded after a few days of not doing anything

>>79440155
Average American Devil's Lettuce Smoker

>>79440157
Have you thought that you might be addicted?

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>>79439014
>>79439147

>>79440205
totally addicted. half is having fun and the creative boost and the other half is escapism

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/pol/tards are dumb glubglub soylent drinking snailmen in denial

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>>79440257
Let us know when you're sick and tired of being sick and tired anon
Were always here

>>79440307
confusing post

>>79439891
weed is addictive

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>>79440003
yes

>>79440312
thanks cankyun

>>79439891
been smoking weed the last week or 2 for the first time in a long time.

Honestly fucking hate it now, I'm happier and more productive when im sober but I also don't want to waste weed so im going to keep smoking it until its gone

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>>79440237

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>>79440579
>K-KISS THE R-RINGS B-BITCH

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>>79440682
Last time the chiefs beat the Patriots we won the superbowl

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>Boston sports

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>>79440734

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>>79440725
>15 A-AND 1

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>>79440783
>tfw this picture is grossly outdated now

>>79440802
>already past midnight on a week day
>takes 4 hours to get out of fox borough
unironically dont blame them

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>>79440843
We will meet again in the playoffs famalamadingdong

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>>79440941
I enjoy when we play the chiefs in the playoffs

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>Woman Accused Of Shooting Homeless Man Who Asked Her To Move Porsche

when will the poor learn

>>79440992
oh and btw shes not in jail or holding or probation for this, he father said it was an accident despite the fact that she got a gun, got out of her car, walked up to the guy and shot him twice and then drove away.

>white women dont have privilege!

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>Waiver issued so construction of border wall can begin
>The Department of Homeland Security has issued a waiver to waive certain laws, regulations and other legal requirements to ensure the expeditious construction of barriers in the vicinity of the international border near Calexico, California. The waiver was published in the Federal Register today.

Trump is the only president in my life time who actually kept his campaign promises

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brap

big ol doinks

its nice out whose tryin to chill smoke some loud feel me i got loud hit my line either dm me

BRAPP

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日本語!!

BRAPP

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>tfw about to smoke weed and play Oblivion all day
Whenever I die i delete my save and make a new character btw so it's always different

>always different
>only have the beginning quests available to you

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>>79441627
pfff.. whatever, i'll be going out with chad while you basic bitch is playing kids games

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I hope she's ok

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r8 my form
295lbs

>>79440992
>>79441058
WHEN
WILL
WE
BAN
GUNS

>>79441976
Ban the poor imo

>>79441925
don't like your pink sport shoes tbqh

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>>79442073

If she had shot a non-white it would be an international incident lol no one cares about white homeless haha

>>79442166
whites btfo

>>79439014
bad edition
just awful

>>79441925
WEAR FUCKING SHOES, DUMBASS

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>driving car a 3:00 a.m
>park in a dark street
>out of nowhere crazy old guy starts banging on your window
>starts yelling at you
>asks you that why are you driving in a street?
>tells me that he sleeps on the streets and people shouldn't be driving with music on
>this guy is either psychotic or in some sort of drug
>grab my gun and shoot him

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>>79442246

>>79442234
>>79442166
>>79441976
>>79441058
>>79440992


>>79442276

>>79442275
Ummmm why
My shoes aren't made for deads

>>79442276
begone thot

>depression
>adhd
>substance dependency
>tinnitus
Wish people would stop enabling the further self-victimization of millinnials by pushing these faux diagnoses.

>>79442417
t. dumbdumb /pol/tard soylent drinking nailman

>>79442397
thot pride
world wide

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Average American Revolutionary

just turned in my rough draft 46 seconds early

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qf72KEv6Mg

>>79442736
did your teacher give you extra credit for that

>>79442778
No, 46 seconds before it would be late

Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream."

One of the contractors we hired to re-do the bathroom is Jamaican or something and his accent is the first chance I get to see a real 'ras-clot' in action.

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>no championships in 19 years
why does everybody hate us when we are literally the most cursed sports town in the world

>Finally get courage to tell girl i've known for a while that I like her
>She is always really flirty with me, touching my shoulder, rubbing my back while we stand together or something
>"sorry anon, i'm a lesbian, maybe I should've told you"
>walk away without saying anything and haven't said anything to her since 3 months ago
>feelings won't go away
Why are women flirty with guys they don't even have an attraction towards? Like what's the point then?

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heartgold game in the mail buds
*pokemon adventure unfolds*

>>79443287
cool af my bud
I can only play is on emulator

>>79443425
*it

>>79443249
don't confuse friendliness with flirt

>>79443595
that's impossible
lines between friendliness/flirting/sexual harassment are way too blurry

>>79441976
never, cuckold.

>>79441976
ill tolerate the odd lunatic to prevent government tyranny

>have to take chapter test in marketing class
>breeze through each question
>tablemates aren't even halfway done when I finish
>white girl finishes at the same time as me
>we're the first to turn in our tests
>all thr brown ppl still struggling through it while I get to leave for the day
is this the power of white privilege?

Controversial Opinion:
Depression is real. most people diagnosed with it simply feel dissatisfied with themselves and/or their social situation. if they change themselves or their surroundings, they'll feel better.

>>79443779
*fails because you rushed like a retard*

>>79443595
>rubbing my back randomly even when i'm not feeling down
>friendly
idk I've never done that to anybody besides people who are sad/hurt. and nobody has done it to me besides my mom. didn't expect a eurofaggot to understand NA expressions though.

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Need a good gift idea for my girlfriend's birthday

if I don't get her anything she'll be really mad please help

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>state your race
>are you hispanic or latino
>state you disability status
>are you a member of the military
>check all these boxes that confirm you've never been put in a compromising situation
every application

>>79443865
chastity belt and mouth gag

>>79443901
You know you can lie on applications right? (Except the military part don't lie on that one)

>>79443901
whats wrong with that

>>79443790
nothing controversial about this, dummy

>>79443833
>rushed
lmao no, brainlet
questions were easy as hell, I didn't even study. thank god for multiple choice scantrons.

>>79443779
i mean yeah, that's the definition

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>why yes i joined the Marines

>>79443949
the only reason to put shit like that on there is for preferential treatment
merit is the only preference that should be selected for

>>79444174
why

I drank 2 bottles of wine last night and now I'm hungover as shit at work.

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rate my taste

>>79444223
do you like incompetent people providing you shitty services and products?

>>79444323
yes because i'm creating a better tomorrow

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>gay boring white guilt 101 class was canceled

>>79444434
for the day or forever?

>>79444223
because incompetent people fuck up the simplest things and barely competent people fuck up much more important things

>>79444499
For the day, sadly

I hate black people

>>79443901
If you're so upset by it why not start your own business and hire the way you want to?

>>79444174
R A C I S T
A
C
I
S
T

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if the free market reigns supreme, why do businesses go out of their way to hire less competent minorities?

>>79444380
no you aren't

stop replying to me without my permission

>>79444914
cheap labor, because it isn't really a free market

white people aren't willing to work for a puny income and live in a house with like 10 other people

that and working poor people are subsidized by the government, so corporations are exploiting that, also a few states offer tax breaks for diversity hires

>>79444914
Minorities don't demand things like respect and equal wages like white people do

>>79444741
>business
this isn't related to arbitrary businesses
this is related to schools and universities, and they're required by law to ask for race data to give preferential treatment to "under represented" groups

>>79444914
businesses no longer need to worry about long term stability when the state will bail them out or absolve them of debts.
if you can squeeze a little bit of value out of low IQ migrants who work for 1/3 of the cost, why wouldn't you?
it's not like you lose anything when your business goes under in a decade.

>>79445061
politicians who pass those laws have voter support from nigs

NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK

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Deadass let her shit in my mouth

>>79444914
be specific, broad generalizations create confusion in arguments.

>>79445144
yes and?

hello

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why and how the fuck did snopes turn into a left wing propaganda machine?

>>79445061
Ooh

So you're just a whitey complaining then nevermind lol

>>79445266
what do you mean? they use sources and facts

>>79445280
>whitey
shoo, ape.
let the humans talk and stop posting

>>79445280
you should be killed

what if I became a high school teacher

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master-slave relationships are the natural state of mankind
black helots when?

>>79445323
How do you know he's a nig?

thinking about making a reddit account and impersonated a woman

what are some good places to do that on?

>>79445499
walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

>>79445311
Wrong

They literally run cover for every nonsense thing and "debunk" any criticism of the left

It's nearly indistinguishable from correct the record

It was supposed to be about urban myths, and now they just run cover for the DNC

>>79445515

r/MtF

>>79445515
r/incel

tfw no gf

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Do flyovers even exist?

>>79445715
hello enrique gonzalez
kill yourself

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>>79445715
Yes

>>79439501
>using ebin flags

>>79445311
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/nogozones.asp
>implying

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Reminder Wisconsin is the whitest and best state

>>79445755
*Minnesota

>>79445755
The whitest state is Vermont famalamadingdong

>>79445772
vermont is canada clay

back at the library with my redditflags
now i know who to take seriously in these threads

>muh syrup

I like trap porn but the thought of having to interact with one in real life grosses me out

>>79443865
what is she like? how old is she?

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Is it true Italians aren't considered white in Canada?

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>I like trap porn

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>>79445865

>>79445876
the only thing white in canada is the snow tbqh

Business idea: Develop an autistic obsession with race and bitch about the state of the world on 4chan

>>79445972
sorry, bud, i think someone's beat you to the finish line on that one

hate wypipo
the world's in a terrible state

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>>79445765
Minnesota is not white

business idea: get a gf

business idea: pretend race doesn't exist and let brown monkeys take over the country

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some fag is reading to a girl in the library
some other guy is sleeping
the other guy behind me is playing some dumb game
and then theres me

>>79446070
donèt see the profit in that

ps if anyone knows how to get my laptop to stop making apostrophes turn into è every time i try to type one pls help

business idea: candy-coated chicken wings

>>79446092

change your keyboard to american english

on hon hon
le donèt

Don't understand how someone could hate an entire race

>>79446154
Niggers are not human

>>79446154
don't care

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just fapped to tranny porn
don't feel a but of pride, lads

>>79446154

asians are annoying, smoke like chimneys, 9.5/10 asian women are all flat chested and ugly, and theyre the reason filipinos exist

>>79446199
kill yourself

>>79446125
already did it lad

>>79446189
shall be remembering this to hold against you in the future

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>kill yourself

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>>79446199
>The only Asian foreign students that come here are the ones that couldn't get into their home country's universities
>Only get accepted because they're willing to pay full sticker price on tuition
>Smoke constantly, cheat on everything, walk slower than humanly possible on the sidewalks, barely speak any English, and contribute nothing to the town or college
Not looking forward to the asian century desu

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I'm a murderer

every tasy-food-bullshit-gif-recipe-video I've seen recently has started using blah people hands

>>79446368
why did you do it, man? why?

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>asians are annoying, smoke like chimneys, 9.5/10 asian women are all flat chested and ugly, and theyre the reason filipinos exist

>>79441925
hmm really wish this was me :)

79446428

t. never actually been around asians

79446459

Ummm wrong buddy

>>79445870
Cats, video games, documentaries on horrible things, some anime.

She's turning 25

>>79446494
>Cats, video games, documentaries on horrible things, some anime.

sounds like a basic alternative girl that probably gets no exercise

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>tfw university is fucking killing me
>constantly stressed

>>79446613
Have you tried masturbation

>>79446562
She's on the skeleton side of the basic alternative girl spectrum instead of the landwhale side

>>79446613

join the club

>>79446613
whats yer major

>>79446649
Yeah, it just makes me realize I wasted time that could've been spent working on my schoolwork and I feel disgusted with myself for being so impure

i am the only sane man left in the world

I'm the only white perosn left on /cum/

>>79446713
same

>>79446613
This
Does it get better after graduation?
Are jobs less stressful?

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>>79446727
I'm still here

>>79446824
Well you don't have to do work after you get home

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>>79446599

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the gf

>watching the 100
>realize iève alreaydy seen this episode last week
like how much attention i pay to these shows

>>79446613
>fell for the college meme

>>79447000
>fell for the NEET turbo meme

the gf

>>79447000
the state of american colleges is actually pretty grim
>hordes of freshmen who only go to college because they feel like they have to and drive the value of degrees down
>most majors require a masters to do anything even remotely useful with, forcing people to stay in school longer
>most people don't even care about their education, just take the easiest bullshit courses they can get into
That's not even getting started on the price of everything
College really is a meme

>>79446613
Same senpai

And I joined a club so I need that has a meting next tuesday from fucking 6-8pm

I am a volcel.

dropped college
don't know what to do know

>>79447219
yeah but you're a fucking idiot if you don't have some sort of Bachelors, at the very least. Plus almost every CS or Finance major I know that snagged internships is making decent money three years after graduating

>>79447287
get a job

>>79447287
unironically go into a trade

>>79447287
Join the military

/dead/

>>79447622
i am ideologically opposed to such a thing at this point

>>79447653
but why should the state do those things?

>>79447287
Become an electrician's apprentice, or some other good trade
Join the military
Learn to code, as programming is the only industry that you can reasonably succeed in without a degree

>>79447653
Me on the left

>>79447707
just a meme, bud.
i didn't give it too much thought

well now im right fucking i canèt even make meme arrows
"implying those are worth making

>browntexting

>>79447933
Mother shitter I fucked up

>>79446613
that's how I felt in uni
then I dropped out
now I'm going to college only taking 2 classes (for now) and basically stress free
feels goodman

tfw no slut gf

the state is a spook
everything is my property
I snuck into someone's house while they were out and its mine now
When they got back they called the cops and the cops went into the house but they went into my house so they're mine now
I sic'd them on the city and now it's mine

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>be American

listening to extremely shameful music rn, buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH_RlepY3GQ

>>79448104
school has a nigger name

/dead/

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fucking Drumpf, how am I supposed to use burger bucks here if you keep tanking it against the euro

>>79447287
HVAC

>HVAC
the true vapelords profession

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>>79447287
it's ok.... me 2

>>79448483
don't be poor

>riding bike down street
>pregnant lady starts crossing
>she didn't even check for cars
>she was smoking
>had to swerve to dodge her
>should have gave her a quick borty

I choose not to be happy

>>79448742
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MRLd1Cgbdg
imagine making an entire song about subservience to a bull

>run over pregnant lady with a bike, killing her instantly somehow
>entire town applauds me, all girls in ten mile radius wet, trump grants me complete diplomatic immunity
literally happened twelve minutes ago

alri lads figured out the key combo to switch languages
>now i can meme and make contraction's

>>79449180
>having a nonamerican keyboard
ugh

Nose is bleeding

someone ran over me but i'm alive
thank god

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how do I stop being boring in social situations

really been behaving like an autist towards my lab partner, hopefully I can salvage this before the end of the semester

>>79449424
develop a personality

>>79449424
make shit up

>>79449424
Have you tried being interesting

>>79449424
stop talking about baseball

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>>79446613
>have social anxiety that amplifies when stressed
>half my classes are group based
>my major has 20 people in it
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>79449518

yes. I quickly run out of things to talk about

>>79449527

italians dont care about baseball, you dumb wop

>>79449535
Same here
Guess I gotta force myself to ask people about groups

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I found A Passion Play by Jethro Tull in a pawn shop for 75 cents

>>79449561
exactly, no one wants to hear it
also carry a flask

somehow developed hyperhidrosis in the past two weeks

never had any issues with it before

>>79449535
Girls love guys who are anxious in social situations

>>79449424
Talk about 4chan

>>79449609
no they don't
t. not a tumblr user

>>79449424
>>79449561
learn to be a good listener, ask questions and make remarks of your own, elegantly change the subject to something tangentially related that you understand better if you can
I may not be able to start conversations to well but I sure as hell can keep them going

>>79449647
There's nothing cuter than a guy who's paralyzed by inaction and turns into a babbling idiot when presented with low effort everyday situations.

>>79449674
I'm the same way. I guess the 'tism has its advantages.
I know a little about a lot.

>>79449609
Correction, girls like Chads who play hard to get

correction
women are people too and different ones like different things

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>>79449736

>>79449609
This seems to be true. In bars I get approached by all sorts of sloots, but I never know what to do, and just slunk out.

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>college is fun anon!
whoever spread this meme is clearly did a meme degree

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>>79439014
>"oh hey tom"

>>79449617
worked for that /sp/ poster on big brother

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>>79449804

how the FUCK are people going to parties every night and doing like 20 credits worth of classes, and getting 3.5+ GPA's

>>79449834
wat?
I used to keep up with big brother, how old is this?
Are you talking about the guy who shiggys while playing pool?

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>>79449834

/our guy/

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>first day on the road
>get lost
>second day on the road
>get into an accident and get lost
this would be a whole lot funnier if it was happening to someone else, but I guess it's not meant ot be. I'll be taking the bus this semester

>>79449872
>>79449899
yes
>hey (name), tell us more forum stories
>ok, so there's this power rankings thing...

>>79449776
This

>>79449854
A lot of them are lying.
I'm not joking, the only two people that were telling me how college is so dope because they party 24/7 and still get good grades in decent degrees dropped out because of low grades.

>>79449899
>>79449939
He's a teacher or professor now.

if this post is even and the reply to this post is also even I will dude weed

>>79450081
get help

>>79450108
hey that was even. I'm dying of boredom tbf

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>smoking the devil's hashish

>>79450139
don't see anything wrong with using drugs to relieve boredom. nothing whatsoever.

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this is my office

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>don't see anything wrong with using drugs to relieve boredom

don't see anything wrong with making fun of strangers on the internet

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>writing reports

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>I cant tell whats sarcasm on the internet

at least im not a drunker

wish it was only fellow university students in this general

don't like conversing with lowly wagecucks

at least i'm not illiterate and know what a "drunkard" is

students should be killed

the amish should be put into work camps

Wish everyone not in enducation or employed would take a hint and kill themselves

NEETs should be killed

>>79450493
haven't had to take a drink in almost 3 months

non-NEETs are slaves to ZOG

students are like neets but still going to school when they're 25

I may be unemployed, but at least Im in education

>>79450718
not an accomplishment

>>79450718
being in history hardly counts

I strive for employment alongside my school career, like any good american

>i may not be getting paid to do things, but at least im paying others to do things!

>>79450758

t. farmer

>>79450784

Id rather be in class than work a shitty retail job for another 6 months

new thread when

>>79450845
when you fucking make one

>>79450947
>>79450947
>>79450947