/brit/

/cum/

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> UK will 'soon regret' leaving EU

Fuck off weebs.

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*enters thread*

Plymouth is actually an alright place

*annexes Britain*

>>79435154
why is he bullying that american

always get a bit of schanefraud when the retards who know nothing about investing or economics start crying whenever cryptos fall

Thread theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZpGsTszdEo

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Convert to Islam!

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>schanefraud

>>79435234
t. crying crypto

>>79435154
phenomenal entrance

>>79435210
the pink wojacks are good fun >>>/biz/3456906

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*beams into thread*
wagwan

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>>79435259
SHUT UUUUUP

been ignoring my mum's calls and texts for a few days now

just can not be arsed talking to her

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>>79435288

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son just sent me this

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Whens the next Lefty/pol/ raid? can't get onto the discord

got a big willy

not a showroom piece but respectable nonetheless

>>79435327
tommorow at 5

>>79435309
ah yes the age of bussy

The far left debates the far right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT9e5Fw9Wi0

What is it about the US that makes people who grow up there totally lose their sense of humour?

>>79435385
>her

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>>79435278
beam me up scotty

>>79435353
but I've gotten off to this since I was 11 and now I'm 20, I've used kitchen utensils like meat tenderisers, spatulas, tied a bucket of water to my balls and swung it and pulled on it
I've punched them, attached washing clips to them, burnt the hair off them with a lighter, poured liquid wax on my cock and shaved balls (this is actually quite pleasant though doesn't hurt that much) all while either watching a cbt instruction video done by a cute girl or watching any ballbusting video I could find, just seeing a girls kick or punch connect with a pair of balls while shes expressionless or laughing just gets me hard

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>>79435418
>2017
>sticking to the gender binary

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>>79435353
You could say this guy...

Didn't have the balls.

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>sargon
>far right

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This is your chance to be on the RIGHT side of history lads

>>79435327
3 hours and 20 minutes

>>79435473
voting is anonymous

Still in bed :\

>>79435473

Ban sodomy desu. can only enjoy bumminhg if i know it's illegal

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me on the right

>>79435450
Actually, question: Aren't there like, genetic mutations that make you ahve different sexual cromosomes, like XXY and single X and such?

Wouldn't that mean there are more than just two sexes? Male, female, and failure at evolution?

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need a bad gyal to jump pon mi cocky

wipeys dont go down the loo, only poo

if you think britain is a white county you're racist

>>79435550
In medical terms not really you treat someone has being mostly male or mostly female or whatever, if there was a Z chromosone then you would have a stronger argument.

>>79435606
would to pussyheem her

>>79435606
Nice lisp

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wtf
the yanks have cucked my streets

Imagine donating to Sargon on patreon

cannot even FATHOM how calcified your pineal must be to even CONSIDER such a thing

just fed my dog a grape (innuendo)

>>79435660
I only give my money to hot girls for attention

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>>79435558

>having to move back in with the 'rents despite interning at a big international firm

ah yes, the "london" experience absolutely love it

>>79435309

im pretty sure iv seen this boy before...on a russian website, i dont need to say it....

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guess race

>>79435696
I done this

>>79435714
'n' 'o' 'n' 'c' 'e'

>>79435696
internships aren't exclusive to london sorry runt

>>79435691
You're one of the runts who gives to ASMR whores aren't you? Even more calcified than sargon donors

fuck off

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bums tho

>>79435696
Interning pays like shit (or not at all) everywhere, anon.

>>79435728

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

Surely mixed

>>79435745
I give rosy £400 a month

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it's not a bubb-

>>79435792
t. salty nocoiner

>be male
>spend hours producing and researching interesting videos for years
>100k MAX subscribers

>be female
>get shitty mic, whisper in to it and call it "ASMR"
>5 million subs, $25,000 monthly on patreon

NEED to be reincarnated as an attractive white female

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Educate yourselves on based Mad Mitch lads

http://www.socialmatter.net/2017/08/31/mad-mitch-british-empires-last-days/

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bummms

>>79435734
horrific abuse of the english language

>>79435761
sasha grey was something else

>>79435857
lol @ ugly males who do asmr think they'll make t big

>>79435761
>>79435869
am i weird for not being attracted to body parts by themselves?

needs to see the woman's face in the picture before i get aroused by anything

>>79435884
wahey
been a long time kev
hows swansea?

>>79435888
ER, MassageASMR and Tony Bomboni aren't attractive
Phoenician Sailor is and he makes like 0 money

>>79435909
you an 8ch /asmr/ man by chance?

>>79435904
>am i weird
yes

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bums ay boys

>>79435953
>gif
fuck off

>so stacey, what do you do for a living?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuptlXE4sSs

>>79435869
>gif
fuck off

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no fucking mexislut

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>>79435884
kill yourself

but i agree

>>79435583
I see. I don't know if those cases exist.

Probably so with the natural randomness of genetics and mutations, but probably not viable individuals.

>>79436022
that doesn't look normal

business idea: search youtube for asmr videos with less than 10 views and say their video is shit

listening to some Bruce Springsteen

business idea: a magical light from beyond the stars turns every woman on the world into a busty dragon
thoughts?

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bums r grate

business idea: search /brit/ for posts with fewer than 10 (You)s and say their post is shit

>>79436106
shit post mate

>>79436106
shite post

just applied for a job at greggs head office

>>79436121
>>79436136
alright now do mine

there's something nice about getting a girl to cum by just dirty talking/sending pics to her online

the ability to help trigger an orgasm for someone you've never met, never touched.

was almost lured into 79436106's scheme to get (You)s but resisted the temptation

>>79436149
great post

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>>79436080

>>79436150
>dirty talking
will never EVER understand this

((You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

Flooding the market with counterfeits.

miss playing world of warcraft lads

>>79436204
yuo are soooo tastu please open vagine

>>79436055
they don't. I dunno how much you know about chromosones and alleles and reproduction. Basicly as far as I understand it is essentially impossible for a human to end up with chromosones that are so mutated they wouldn't conform, fundamentally, to an X or a Y. We would be talking about a new spieces.

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You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

>>79436220
bet you thought you were funny typing this
well you'd be wrong

>>79436204
dirty talking/dirty messaging

girls react a lot to erotic messages, describing what you'd do to them, if you're talking and not writing, you can make your voice low and whispery and sexy, speaking slowly and softly, telling them how much you want them, describing exactly how you want to fuck them

that turns them on like crazy

>>79436220
retard this is how you counterfeit

>>79436220>>79436220>>79436220>>79436220>>79436220

>>79436204
the virgin post

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQHVEXODgg

>>79436265
aw

>>79436268
vocaroo

If you're posting on 4chan i can GUARANTEE that even if you've lost your virginity, that you're that one that she tells all her friends about when asked to describe her worst sexual encounter

>>79436359
she's my gf sweetie

>>79436359
alri 4chan poster lad

>>79436268
just feels so awkward and clunky, would never be able to stop cringing
like a sexual *teleports behind you*

No.79436359

>>79436359
technically true since I'm the only person she's ever slept with

>>79436359
hey thats me

>>79436359
just because your willy's small don't mean mine is

>>79436359
>even if you've lost your virginity
not I

>>79436268
wy do people want to fuck each other though

>>79436359
i recon you're right lmao

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unironically hyped for Assassin's Creed Origins

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josie rubs her sweaty dirty minge against her gfs and then licks the juices up

>>79436383
nah it feels natural and fun when you're both turned on

>>79436429
because they're horny

genuinely don't understand why the virgins don't just post in /britfeel/ instead
you're not wanted here

>>79436428
dont capitilise the i or quote the post ever again fuckhead dickhead

just heard a nigger in the corridor

>>79436466
yeh but when i'm horny i'd rather wank one out or have her suck me off (i guess that counts as sex) than fuck her

>>79436474
fuck off normie

/brit/ is purgatory for those who still have hope, but aren't far enough gone to post on /r9k/

>>79436359
I

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was 33 degrees today but it's going to be 18 tomorrow
something's not right here

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>>79436518
FUKC YOU!!!!

>>79436474
/britfeel/ is normie as fuck now, loads of non-virgins, been that way for some time actually

there's not really a place for any abnormie brits on 4chan now, even brit/pol/ is full of people with decent careers and social lives

>>79436502
no it's a failed normie general everyone knows this

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>>79436534
>even brit/pol/ is full of people with decent careers and social lives
doubt

>>79436359
bad sex is the ultimate neg

>>79436558
spend some time there and you'll realise it's full of working blokes

>>79436474
/britfeel/ is filled with repulsive narcissistic "personalities" even more than /brit/
also i'm not far gone enough

>>79436435
huh might actually get this
only game seems exciting

>>79436586
>spend some time there
think I'll pass on that offer

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the gf

>>79436502
>>79436591
>virgin over the age of 18
>he thinks this isn't far gone

>>79436447
wew

>>79436601
don't knock it till you try it. brit/pol/ is miles better than the rest of /pol/ and has better discussion than /brit/, though the atmosphere of the place is different

>>79435438
crying

>>79436534
used to go on britpol and britfeel before brit, more than a normie/virgin spectrum the differences are just that britfeel runts are less interesting and the threads are too slow, and britpol can't stop talking about politics for some reason

>>79436632
that's a man.

>>79436685
no shit sherlock

shagged a flat mate now she doesnt want to be near me

>>79436359
ur willy is rubbish

>>79436632
>g

I have some bad news anon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
>ywn be born in the usa

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>In 2004, Badminton New Zealand tried to brand itself as The Black Cocks, an association to the sport's shuttlecock, as a gimmick to garner attention and sponsorships.[21] It drew sponsorship interest from condom manufacturers, but the International Badminton Federation objected to the name,[21] which has since been abandoned

have a female friend that I regularly fantasise about smanging
she's not even particularly attractive she just gets me going

>>79436731
FONT

>>79436646
brit/pol/ became a regular thing after UKIP made its first real gains in the EU election and ascended to meme status. the original posters were from /brit/, but the rest of /brit/ were tired of all the political shitposting so the politics types migrated to /pol/ to discuss things

if only the same thing happened this year.

>>79436731
smang her then go on

>tfw the oneitis is shy and cute but I have no idea how to approach her after not speaking for years

help me lads

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>>79435104

>>79436731
smong her

>>79436769
Don't do it

>asked shy and cute oneitis out
>she said no
>never speak again

>>79436766
reckon I could aye
>>79436769
she takes dick regularly

RIP Ludders

Saw a white guy with an Asian gf

WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79436447
very interesting thought this

absolutely horrific day today lads
hope im just sad and my depression isn't coming back

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>>79436435

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_J8QXmIcy4


don't care if the game is just a big WE WUZ thing, it looks really really fun.

>>79436900
puff

>>79436900
cheer up haha

>>79436885
teach english in asia for a year, it's literally impossible to not get a GF

>>79436900
hey
don't be down

>>79436900
>work

honestly don't get why people voluntarily do this

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>>79436913

>>79436945
>someone will fall for this meme

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wish I was her

>>79437006
What kind of ethnic heritage do you think they have?

>>79437020
dont care

>>79436981
kids nowadays eh

my flat mates love me

>>79437006
she is lucky to be with him desu

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you people are the closest thing i have to a group of friends

a bit sad, really

me and the flatmates love our flatmate

>parent's ask me why I don't want a job
>then they go and pop their daily anti-depressant

hmmmmmmmm yes i wonder why

>>79437006
my god, what a huge man

>>79437080
get a job idiot

>>79437071
*talks behind his back in an extremely nasty way*
*doesn't invite him out*
*doesn't acknowledge him*

how will 2010s fashion be remembered historically?

>>79437108
yeah fuck him

>>79437107
Why? so I can slave away for years and STILL not be able to afford a family?

No thanks, NEET 4 life

>drive your parents to self-medication by being such a lazy layabout disappointment
>"heh and they wonder why I don't have a job"

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>>79437080

>>79437080
my rents do the same (bar the drug use) they kinda given upasking now and just realised i'm a waste

>>79437148
they literally complain about their job 24/7, it's all they talk about, it's the root cause of their depression, and about 90% of the population's

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>afford a family
oh my
so precious

Why is Kelsey Grammer in that Dave program?

>>79437123
hipster costumes; scarves, thick rim glasses, beanie, etc.

>it's an SEAnonce thinks his opinion matters again

hahah oh boy, my favourites

white man come home

am I missing something here, work for minimum wage 2k a month 20k a year after expenses considering you don't have to pay rent and then in 5 years you'll have 100k, I'll be 25 then I can just do fuck all and live at my parents house for the rest of my life right?

>>79437270
>minimum wage 2k a month
lolwut

>>79437080
you won't think that way after a while, unless you're autistic
i'm trying to trade my weekends for a part time job at the minute

>>79437222
why do only NEETs and weirdos care so much about having some fantasy family at 20?
weirds me out when young guys talk about marriage in these lofty romantic terms like dullard women do

>>79437294
£7.20 per hour 12 hour shifts 6 days a week, my 55 year old mother can do it

how much is the fuel per liter around you lads?

>>79437325
72 hours a week is ludicrous mate

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>>79437325
>12 hour shifts

>>79437325
>12 hour shifts 6 days a week
you'd literally have to be a robot
you'd have to go to sleep as soon as you got home every day

>>79437359
chefs can do it

>>79437349
answer me you fucking hags

genuinely might be schizo, lads

>>79437349
depends on the fuel

>>79437397
really? 72 hours? also im pretty sure real chefs arent on minimum wage and their jobs are notoriously stressful too

thread seems particularly runty today

>>79437359
>>79437378
>>79437396
Don't know why this is news to you all, the polish at my mums work do it and my father is a forklift truck driver at a factory, he works 12 hour shifts 4 days on 4 days off and bikes to work to save petrol

>>79437322
who wants to be that weirdo who's single and alone at 35?

>>79437432
shut up you fucking spacka

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>>79437349
average is .95c/litre

>>79437432
fucking spacka shut up dickhrad

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Get a life

>>79437445
>4 days on, 4 off
that's why, that only 48 hours
only a Spartan would be able to hack 12 hour shifts every day

was considering training to go and do oil rig work(2 weeks on 2 weeks off)

But then the industry had to go and collapse didn't it

>>79437445
poles do it because theyre poles and 4 days on 4 days off is like a recompense for 12 hrs surely
48 hours is a fair amount but not unheard of

>>79437449
are you close to 35?

>>79437494
all the staff beg for more hours when they're already working 5 days a week 12 hour shifts, its only the polish that go for 6 days because they all go on the nightshift and some bring sleeping bags to sleep while they watch the residents (carers for mentally challenged)

>>79437494
>uses "only a spartan" as his point

you're what, 12 years old?

>>79437526
>poles do it because theyre poles
english do it too for booze and fags, except they don't actually do the work just clock in kek

i HATE YOU ALL

>>79437534
ancient Greek Spartans, you mong

>>79437557
only a spartan would say this

>>79437529
are you trying to argue for the grimmest possible existence here

poles can do it because even 72 hour shifts in England is nirvana compared to being unemployed in Poland
not to mention they don't work very hard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgnjN6QZ2_M

normie humour

>tfw mum gets up at 5am to make my father breakfast and I can hear her pottering about while I'm all cozy my room and still have the asmr gf whispering through my headphones

>>79437556
not really sure what you mean, poles smoke and drink more than brits anyway
just saying poles are more likely to be in a situation where theyre going to work more ridiculous hours for a number of pretty obvious reasons really

feel like shooting heroin at this point

feel like stabbing heroin at this point

feel like i wanna die lads

feel like stomping heroin's head in at this point

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>first day of my holiday is today
>i don't go back to work until the 25th september
>still worrying about having to go back

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM TOIL

NO ESCAPE

IT WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW YOU

LIKE A GHOST

LIKE A SHADOW

TAUNTING YOU

REMINDING YOU

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE

>>79437601
do you hate us
bringing that shite here
fuck off

>>79437589
I don't understand what the problem is, this is the future for the majority of the people in nottinghamshire/lincolnshire
the staff always ask for more hours but the management only give you 60+ hours a week if you're a good worker
guy at my last job worked as a prison guard at lincoln prison then came to work as a carer the same building as me on the weekends from a temp agency

feel like glassing heroin at this point

imagine being one of those bitter weirdos who doesn't enjoy listening to the soft tones of Stefan Molyneux

>>79437661
Pipe down Aussie Shampoo

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/BRIT/... WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

>>79437620
most polish I know are quite conservative with their money even though they're rent slaves and have nothing to live for

>>79437674
>this is the future for the majority of the people in nottinghamshire/lincolnshire
poor sods
i did however do 12 hour days for a while around that area and i shan't be going back to it

>>79437703
manager at a call centre

>>79437601
I turned myself into crustin steeber, mortyyyyy

>>79437713
only a Spartan would be able

>>79437325
HOWLING

>>79437703
manager of a greggs

>>79437703
potwasher

>>79437703
manager at sainsbury's

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>feel like shite
>take a shite
>don't feel like shite

>>79437703
rent boy and shitcoin investor

>>79437703
amateur cryptocurrency enthusiast
amateur Alternate investment market speculator
part time pro gamer
quarter time poker player

>>79437712
What else is there then? The dole? Ethereum gives you a better return

>>79437746
hmm

why are canadians

>feel like shite
>look in mirror
>i am a shite

>>79437751
fake jobs

>>79437746
only a Spartan would be able.

>working more than 8 hours per day
>working more than 5 days per week

unnecessary toil

i work 16 hours a week, pretty comfy

>>79437764
simple answer really, the perfidious fr*nchman

Wasn't quite fair to a 14 yo girl to do that, I admit that, but her parents totally deserved the collateral mental fallout for partaking in such a manipulative contract.

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>3:00

woah what the hell

where did the morning and early afternoon go?

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http://www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/en/rannsachadh/leabharlann/cruinneachaidhean/

Think I got an STD off a black girl

eating a redskin

>>79437764
Good half post, brainlet

>>79437783
once worked 5x12 hour days and didn't even get paid, WHAT AM I LIKE

>>79437818
racist

>>79437756
well i'm still living off what i made then so for now i don't have that problem
while the real living wage continues to stagnate/drop and automation is yet to reach it's full potential though, no unfortunately i'm not aware of many alternatives for the lower bracket incomes.

Neo-China will save us lads

https://www.hrw.org/news/2017/08/28/china-tells-women-go-home-and-live-well

>>79437822
racist

>>79437818
serves you right

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>still got 25 days of holiday
>year is coming to a close
>too beta to speak to manager and book some time off

state of me

>>79437826
yu have a smol wlly

>>79437867
april is ages away

>>79437873
only a Spartan would be able

>>79437867
use it or lose it x

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>>79437751
>amateur cryptocurrency enthusiast

>>79437873
It's a bit undersized aye but it's fat
Bf likes it

Who /doesnt go to the doctor when something is wrong because they want to die/ here

>>79437836
Become a cuckparent to some british genius bastard child. The British fund of mummies pays really well.

>>79437880
my holidays reset in january

>>79437880
Most holidays reset in jan

all the female staff at my work are overweight, loud and all they talk about is going on nights out and talking about their "binging days" where they eat all the food they like
I literally haven't seen a good looking female aged 18-35 in months apart from when the road was closed and I had to pass a college near me saw a load of 17/18 year olds I'd get hit by a bus for

>>79437899
only a Spartan would be able.

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>>79437899
http://www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/en/buth/leabhraichean-ionnsachadh-canain/

>>79437931
a sum of all of those things really

>>79437931
1997

>>79437941
hate all the vapid shitheads at my work place desu

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Nyone else a poofta

>>79437903
gonna take the old land plot + prefab housing route
then sustain myself and pursue creative endeavours until i get bored of life

>>79437931
Brexit confined the UK to the dustbin of history

business idea: thatcho-blairism

>>79437941
>a good looking female aged 18-35 in months
NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE

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might give this a go, lads
thoughts?

>>79437982
only A SPARTAN would

MAKE A FUCKING NEW

>>79437970
still not sure if you are using that word correctly

>>79437959
did you take the hitchens pill

Business idea: nonceo pooftism

>>79437931
Continentals H A T E the UK and all Englishmen

>>79438003
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY

>>79437931
Churchill, Attlee, Eden, Macmillan, Wilson, Heath, Thatcher, Major and Blair all did their little bit to bow Britain out of the world stage, willingly giving up the Empire bit by bit and selling this country off to Europe

Brexit was the last defiant gasp of a once great Empire- the old Brits who grew up under it as children, doing one last thing before they died.

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>>79437966
we would not be OK with that but torture you using the inoperated physical triggers to force you back to your bribed mummy if you don't do as we want.

>>79437982
you'll know at the finish line™

>>79427678
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>>79427678
new
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>>79437967
we were already in the dustbin of history you europhilic ponce

>>79438038
who's we
are you high?

Business idea: heavily regulate all prolefeed rubbish (day time tv, junk food, facebook culture ect) so we don't have to deal with this >>79437941 shit anymore

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New

>>79438089
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>>79438055

after my morrowind playthrough I'm going to clean my palette and read the simarillion, do a rewatch of all the films and then maybe play medieval 2 third age

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