How are you preparing for the Asian century?

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By studying buddhism

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DuiBuQi /int/, my name is Chingchong Tingtong Linglong,

I'm a 27 year old American FOB (fresh of the boat for all you GuiLao). I farm rice for work, and spend my days playing superior Chinese games. (Romance of the three kingdoms XXCIII and various other MMORPG based on WoW).
I train with my Chopsticks every day, this superior weapon can pierce through all kinds of meat because they have been using it for over 5000 years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Fly-catching license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Chinese fluently, both Mandarin and the Engrish dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Chinese history and their Soy sauce code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Chinese visa, I am moving to Beijing to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Nike sweatshops or a WoW gold farmer!

I own several Rice hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to China, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Chinese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in China!

>>79433946
China will be Christian. Stop being a fedora.

>>79434072
Why does christianity have to infect and ruin everything?

>>79434112
I'm glad Europe is becoming mudslime. You'll all get to see how "bad" Christianity is, then. Thank God I'm American.

>>79434161
Are you retarded? Christianity has fucked up Europe more than islam ever will. Most of Eastern Europe was conquered by muslim turks because Christians did nothing but fight amongst themselves and destroying everything instead of defending against islam it like they so proudly claim to have done.
I'd like to see every single desert monkey faith back in the middle-east where it belongs, far away from Europeans.

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look?
White dominates most of the rich land existing on the earth
Forever the century of asian / shitskin / nigger does not come

By studying chinese, ofc
and it's not asian century per se
Korea and Japan will be in decline

>>79433930
>Asian century
You mean North Korea's time to shine

>>79434510
This
ROAST THE FATTIES, KIMMYBOY