/isr/

Juden Raus

>>79430504
stop tripfagging you piece of shit

>>79430523
Nice
>>79430538
>mad Israshit actually gets mad over this

Hey, I'm bored too, how are you?

>>79430625
Not that bad, there's food in like half a hour and I've got a shift at 3
What are you doing in life?

>>79430652
I am working, shitposting on /int/ and attending Shabbat on friday. That's pretty much all.
You?

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>not an ama thread
Good job volk

>>79430763
Doing military (9 days at base 5 days home) while my role is to do nothing, helping dad back home to open his own place (we're almost done), play vidya and just hang around with my dear f a m.

>>79430816
Sounds really good.
I wish my dad was still alive. Oh well.

>>79430836
I don't have much holding me alive but my f a m

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>>79430854
just write family

>>79430964
Does it trigger you?

>>79430970
It's cringey as hell and I don't understand why would you do it

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What are you doing here isntead of being at work?

>>79430988
>an Israshit making a legitimate statement
You're right and I agree

Anyway it's food time now so I'll be back later

>>79431005
>Israshit
I hope you choke on your food cunt

>>79430560
fuck you attentionwhoring cuck stop tripfagging nobody fucking cares about you and it's pathetic that im giving you (you)s you cunt ass cuck motherfucker


t.palistini

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I'm Somali, but I'm pro-Israel. I've been to Kuwait, and I know Arabs are sons of dogs.

>>79431052
>>79431069

Typical assblasted Israshits

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I swear, Arabs are tasteless, bigoted, cheap, unscrupulous, loud, never on time, and worst of all they think they're better than everybody.

Perhaps Palestinians are more humble and human than pompous Gulf Ar*bs, but Arabic culture in general is fucking vile. The worst people on the planet if you ask me.

It's such a cheap culture. Trash.

>>79431222
I agree with every word, also add Mizrahi Jews to this list though, they're the same.

Just wanna let you volks know that it didn't gtfo like a normal person would when a guy cummed on """her""" pics.
Just wanted to let that sink in.
Stupid attention whore.

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FUCK OFF KIKE
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K I K E

>>79431332
I thought only Israshits got mad about my existence, what happened Nederland?
>>79431394
Not a Jew, fellow Pyccкий

bomp

>>79431704
>>79431738
>israshit acting like a monkey
Woah, what a surprise

>>79431435
Why do you seek pleasure in pretending to be a girl online?

Is your daddy gonna kill himself when his shitty business fails?

>>79432243
You didn't answer my question, friend.
>>79432278
>Israshit acting like an uncultured Ar*b

>>79430504
Do you like shakshouka?

>>79432712
no

>>79430504
Volk what are your tastes in men? What traits attract you?

>>79432791
Height, Broad body type, white/pale skin tone, green eyes, light hair color

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>>79432848
>height

>>79432946
>I'm not able to be attracted to height because it makes some manlets mad

I'm probably taller than you too, lel

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>>79432972
Why are girls so cruel

>>79430504
Complete annexation of the west when?

>>79433021
>Gets mad because I'm attracted to height
>Gets a reply
>Calls me cruel

>>79433029
explain pls

Give Israeli Citizenship cunts

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>>79432946

>>79433142
Why the hell would you commit such a mistake?

>>79432946
>being THIS beta

Also I fucking hate the center, Tel aviv is such a shithole man

>>79433106
Nobody got mad you retard

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>volk still hasn't been doxxed and beaten to death

>>79432848
I have green eyes but I'm of average stature. And all I wanted was a gopnik israeli girlfriend for christmas.

>>79433360
she has the personality of a carton box

>>79433312
>going against your own instead of the s*udanim

>>79433246
I thought I'm the only one who hated Mini Ar*b LA around here.
>>79433255
ok
>>79433360
Why would you want to have a relationship with the opposite sex?
>>79433384
explain

>>79433404
she's not one of us she is the worst kind of person there is
her worthless family ran away from russia here and she has the balls to bitch about this country. she is the same type as immigrants in europe who bitch about european lifestyle, she should fucking hang

>>79433509
>worthless family
You couldn't be more wrong
>bitch about this country
Yeah it's better than Uzbekistan back in the 90s sure but it's still a shithole compared to proper first worlds.
Also, I wouldn't bitch about the lifestyle if there was an ACTUAL Euro lifestyle.

>>79433547
if your shit family wasn't worthless you wouldn't bitch about how expensive everything is. your lazy deadbeat ruskie parents don't want to work hard so they blame the country go fucking die in a car crash

>>79433547
but tel aviv is the american lifestyle you retard that city tries so hard to be american it's comical

>>79433584
>Everyone tries to rip you off and everything is 300%
>You shouldn't bitch about it
Jewery at it's finest
>My parents worthless or aren't ready to work hard
lel

Are you one of these thunim with relatives everywhere so you don't live on rent? Wouldn't surprise me one bit
Also stop being assblasted, it got stale

>>79433670
>living on rent
even ethiopians can buy apartments, maybe your dad should stop spending all his money on vodka

>>79433497
>Why would you want to have a relationship with the opposite sex?

Because women are nice. The human experience..yadda yadda yadda..

Do you dislike men?

>>79433613
What is tel aviv like? Is there anything good about Israel?

>>79433740
>Ethiopians whining "racism" about everything and get funded to hell by the government because they're a "weak minority"
>still spewing Russian memes

I'm done replying to you, Israshit

>>79433787
tel aviv is like normie central but there are very cool places and bars there. everyone is friendly here(except the russians) that's what I like most

>>79433497
>implying I would ever in a million years consider to live in this cesspool
army stuff

Haхyя eхaть в жидoвcкyю eбyчкy и жить тaм? Bы eбaнyтыe? Чтo вы тaм дeлaeтe?

>>79434077
Здecь нa мнoгo лyчшe чeм в p*ccии

>>79434129
Я бы нe cкaзaлa чтo здecь ceйчac нa мнoгo лyчшe чeм в poccии нo в 90cтых вo вcём CCCP был пoлный пиздeц.

>>79434168
Ceйчac в poccии тoжe пиздeц

>>79434218
He тaк кaк paньшe

>>79434237
Ha мнoгo хyжe чeм тyт и дaжe нa мнoгo хyжe чeм тaм былo 10 лeт нaзaд.

>>79434276
My sources say otherwise

>driving through bnei brak now
tfi suka blyat

Shalom israeli friend, how is going, what's your plans for today?

>>79434843
finishing all of my army shit, survive the night shift and head back home
what about you famalam

>>79434885
20 minutes ago i ended my job, now i have free time, but i plan to work on personal project tied with programming

>>79434843
>Started military shift now
>Do nothing but burn time on the internet until 23:00

>>79435175

BLYAT zaebis yzhe nikomy ne vazhno
ti yzh oxuyel cycka

>>79434885
>>79435175
you are in obligatory military service?

>>79435272
Sadly, yes

Legit questions:
1. How do I become not boring?
2. How do I make delusional """patriotic""" Israshits not assblasted about my existence?

>>79435681
Maybe become not boring and then people will stop hating you?

>>79435716
That doesn't answer my questions.

>>79435768
Get some hobbies outside of video games

>>79435809
I love music and books/general Medieval Fantasy

>>79435853
so try talking about your hobbies instead of answering
>yes
>dunno
>ok
>lel
>w0t

>>79435891
No one around here is deep enough into these things as I am

>>79435914
so go to other boards
or ask people here about stuff idk it's not that hard to talk about shit with anons

>>79435951
I'm terrible at initiating or holding a conversation though.

>>79436046
so get better where better to practice than on an anonymous board

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>>79436046
read this

>>79435951
Also
/v/ is full of weebshit I don't like
And the music I listen too isn't heard anywhere but in Finland so /mu/ isn't an option.

>>79436183
practice on the orbiters you have on kik

>>79436259
I don't have any

>>79436283
There is a south african who claimed you sent him nudes

>>79436345
Good for him

>>79435681
Go to /fit/ their self improvement generals are good

>>79435681
Stop answering half the questions with "Idc xd" or "it sucks"

>>79436746
Self Improvement as in what?
>>79436762
But when I answer that way that's my genuine opinion.

>>79430504
There are quite a lot of indonesian christians going to holy land, have you ever meet any of them, and i'd say it's increasing every year. Have you ever meet any of them?
Many indonesian christians here love israel. And i heard you guys found an enormous oil deposit off your coast, i wonder who'll be buying saudi's oil later.

>>79436860
Autists who work out but still don't know how to talk to people, how to be productive and stuff like that, you know, self improvement.

>>79436860
Doesn't change the fact that it's boring

>>79436906
>Indonesian Christians
Don't remember seeing any, they're probably just going to Jerusalem
>Oil deposit
Yeah I've heard it's there but it's only going to fill tycoon pockets

>>79436952
I'm fine with being productive, I just want people who are on the same wavelength as me.

>>79436906
Not oil, gas

>>79436183
What kind of music for example? Ambient folk etc?

>>79437384
Melodic Death Metal
Atmospheric Black Metal
(Main two sub-genres)

>>79437603
Used to listen to melodeath back in middleschool. Amon amarth was sick af

>>79437659
Their first albums are great

>>79430504
פלסטין חינם

>>79437827
כן

>>79437905
Кaк ты oкaзaлacь в этoй пoмoйкe? Пиздeц, жиды вeдь нa apaбoв пoхoжи

>>79437985
>90s happened
>o shit we have to escape this
>only option is Israhell

>>79438087
Because... you have a granny who was 1/32 jewish, amirite?

>>79438219
Not even a granny but yeah that's spot on

>>79438271
Do you consider yourself jewish?

>>79435681
You're a woman, there's absolutely no reason for you to get out of your comfort zone

>>79438313
eeew no
>>79438317
I just want people who are on the same wavelength as me :(
My life isn't bad aside from this

Do you guys play games to pass the time?

>>79438403
Just be urself :)

>>79438412
Lets play one. You get in the oven and wait there, лaды?

>>79438412
No, I play games because I genuinely enjoy it

I play to make money.

>>79438491
What games?

>>79438482
лoл
>>79438491
This

>>79438584
Mostly Japanese games.
Western games are trash.

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>>79438713

>>79438482
>russian enters thread
>instantly look for people to insult

>>79438403
>people who are on the same wavelength as me :(
What do you mean

>>79439262
Personality like mine, same views etc

>>79439493
lol good luck with that

>>79439493
What are your views, brah?

>>79438959
I just hate kikes, nuffin personel, kid.

>>79439700
Why? Overdosed on the memes?

>>79438762
Name three good games that aren't Japanese from the past 10 years.

>>79433246
So where the fuck do you want to live?
Tel Aviv or at least the central district are the only livable areas in the country. Other parts are for travel only.

>>79439808
The Witcher 3/2
Dishonored 1/2
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

>>79439930
witcher is not western

>>79430504
name the top 5 things you hate and lov about Israel

>>79439808
>past 10 years
ill name from this year
prey
pyre
sonic mania
hollow knight
divinity original sins 2 (tomorrow)
death of the outsider (two days)

>>79439879
Give me haifa or give me death

>>79439930
Dishonored is overrated m8

>>79440094
>Dishonored is overrated m8
only if you rambo through the levels

I'm going to Israel for holidays in the start of October, any recommendations?

>I wouldn't mind meeting up with anons over there

>>79440032
Hate:
1. Everyone tries to rip you off and everything is priced literally 300%
2. Terrible climate
3. Dominant """""culture""""" is Ar*b behaviour and being loud/normie
4. Everything you might want to do requires government-tier certification
5. Terror literally wins and politicians bend over to Palestine with their ass wide open.

Like:
I'm honestly not sure, maybe someone can help me with that?

>>79439977
Yes it is, by all definitions. Either geographically, where Poland is part of the west (EU) or in scope and theme, adaptation of Tolkien, different races, racism, gritty world with some fantasy elements etc. It's as western as it gets, just different from shitty modern American RPGs because its devs put care to it.

>>79440154
נתבג

>>79440289
Only been there once at like 6

>>79440154
>friendly people
>good food
>good medicine
>beautiful nature
>minimal sjw bullshit

>>79440143
Where are you planning to visit?

>>79440704
Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Dead Sea, Beershaba and Eilat. Maybe Ill also go up north if the weather is good, I have enough time on my hands anyway

>>79440828
You should go north and take a hike there are some really nice places

>>79440919
Even hike-worthy in autumn?

>>79440996
If it's not raining then definitely

>>79440671
>friendly people
They're too thin-spread among the Mizrahi Ar*bs
>good food
Lel subjective as fuck
>good medicine
I can agree on that
>beautiful nature
lol
>minimal sjw bullshit
I can agree on that as well

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>>79441314
>>beautiful nature
>lol

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>>79442399
Or any other country with ACTUAL nature

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7 or 9 arm Menorah?
Thanks

>>79442649
other countries having nature doesn't disqualify israel from having nature too

>>79442690
9 (hanukia not menora)
I don't know what the 7 is used for desu

>>79442772
Okay thanks, I will buy 9 arm then.

>>79442690
I'm not aware of how that works, sorry.
>>79442738
Israel is just a desert with a few trees and hills up north, that's not real nature.

>>79442798
I didn't know you were a giologist.

>>79442827
I'm not

>>79443109
so shut the fuck up

>>79443142
Why would I?

>>79443706
because you don't know what you're talking about

>>79443729
You don't need to be a geologist to know that Israel's """""nature""""" is mostly desert, post-swamp lands and a few hills and tiny waterfalls in the north.

bëmp

>>79442798
>that's not real nature
You're retarded
I used to work as a traveling security guard, Israel has lots of incredible pieces of history and amazing sites.
The problem is that you're a shut in cunt that would rather think everything around her is shit, because you're just plain lazy.
That's why you can't connect to anyone, because you are full of shit, and no sane person would want to tune into a wavelength that's as nasty as yous.
And this is coming from a bitter friendless virgin.

You're a fucking normie that tries to deny her own normative existence because it makes things easier for you.

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>>79446080
Objectively true

>>79446080
>inb4 le assblasted israelis are at it again xD

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Shalom brothers

>>79446541
cousins***

>>79446541
as salaam alaikum shaqiq

>>79446080
>no sane person would want to tune into a wavelength that's as nasty as yous.
I don't want anyone to tune into my wavelength, I want people who are like me by default.
>You're a fucking normie
Nah, far from it

Greetings from England I know you Bois hate us but I wish you well

>>79447983
I don't hate you

>>79448069
Do you want to get GOYIMED

>>79447983
>hate us
we do?

>>79448069
you would if you lived there

>>79448139
I'm an Orthodox Christian anyway.
>>79448183
What makes you say that?

>>79447983
We don't hate you Nigel

>>79448183
Don't Jews hate all non Jews for the holocaust?

>>79447462

>her

post feet

>>79448242
Do you know any females willing to be GOYIMED?

>>79448426
(You)

Well, I'm done with /int/ for today, no nice convos so that kinda sucked, good night.

>>79448465
>Do you know any females
No.

>>79448492
Feel free to never come back

>/isr/ thread

fucking hell I need my KC back what the fuck is this shit

you people should all kill yourselves

>>79448575
hehe

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>>79448575

>>79448520
But that's exactly the attitude that will make me come back over and over again.

>>79449082
Do you enjoy being hated?

>>79449167
I love triggering people who hate without reason.

>>79449348
>without reason
You being an attention whore who shits on my country is a reason. You don't have to like it here but stop being dishonest and not objective

>>79449586
No one is forcing you to enter my threads.

>>79449629
kys

>>79449629
Listen I'm sorry you're poor but chances are you would've been poor anywhere so Israel has nothing to do with it. Being poor is a mindset and your parents got that mindset from the ussr where you weren't allowed to be rich so if you're looking for someone to blame blame the commies

>>79449859
I'm far from poor but you can't afford things that are basic in normal countries here.

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>>79449629
Wow what a fucking retard you are, that's not the point though is it? The point is nobody likes you and your threads are shit because you're shit at conversation, you have shit opinions and you're shit at expressing them and most of all you have a shit attitude.

>>79450254
100% false

>>79450254
Like whata?

>>79450334
>The point is nobody likes you and your threads are shit
>200 replies
>you're shit at conversation
This one is true
>you have shit opinions
Subjective
>you're shit at expressing them
True
>you have a shit attitude.
I can somewhat agree with that

Anyway, how about you open up your own top-tier threads and avoid mine then? Genius?

>>79450544
Can't have 2 /isr/ threads sweetie
Also half of those replies are hate towards you

At the army atm (horrible departs for a jobnick, staying in base every third weekend). Just went to the gym, will probably hit the Synagogue later for the Selichot (it should also allow me to skip tomorrow's morning parade, which is nice).

>>79450709
which base?

>>79450746
נפח, רמת הגולן

>>79450827
Damn, you're really up north

>>79450709
חרא יציאות
>selihot

>>79450954
Yah kinda sucks, but I don't know if I want to put up the effort of trying to get out of here.
Besides, the people here are somewhat nice, and I get to hit the gym at least 3 times a week.

Wish there wasn't so much work tho...

>>79451141
לא יודע, הייתי בקלות יכול להשיג הקלות אם הייתי עושה קצת בעיות, או אפילו לצאת מהצבא. אני יודע שיש לי את יכולת המשחק לזה.
הקטע שלא באתי לצבא כדי לבזבז את הזמן שלי. אני רוצה להשתפר בתור בן אדם (ובתכל'ס חוץ מהיציאות הגרועות זה מקום לא רע לעשות את זה).
האמת שמצאתי פרוטקציה ליומיות, אבל לא בא לי לעשות את הטאררם כדי לצאת.

>>79451246
אם אתה אומר שזה משיג לך את המטרות שלך אז בכיף

>>79430504
היי Volk
אני רק רוצה להגיד לך שלמרות שכולם פה שונאים אותך,
אני דווקא מסמפט אותך וחושב שהת'רדים שלך מוסיפים המון לקהילה הישראלית פה
פשוט נחמד לי בערב להכנס לפה ולראות אותך,
הייתי שובר את האמאמא שלך כשאת במדים ומקבל צאצים רוסיים עם עיניים כחולות אינעל כל הרוסיות האלה

>>79452035אין לי עיניים כחולוץ

>>79452244
אז ירוקות

>>79452341
גם לא

>>79452350
>אני מזרחי וכל המשפחה שלי בעלי עור בהיר עיניים כחולות וגבות יפות
>היא רוסייה עם עיניים חומות עור פחות בהיר וגבות ענקיות
מעניין.

>>79450709

מה התפקיד שלך?

יאללה תרד בעברית
>משמרת לילה, מגיעה מתחמדת חדשה. יש קליל בינינו וכימיה ממש נחמדה הרבה צחוקים וחיוכים מבישים כאלה, תחושה ממש חמימה בבטן. הזמן עובר ומדברים וצחוקים ולא רוצה שיעבור הזמן. פתאום.היא פולטת שיש לה חבר, מכאן הפכתי לפוץ מזדיין
זווווווחחחחלללללל בתוךךךךךך עוריייייי

>>79453992

זה בסדר חבר, זה בסדר. תזכור שבסוף זה ישתלם

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>>79453992
יש עליך רובה?
אם כן, אתה יודע מה עליך לעשות
אתה יכול להוציא מזה משהו חיובי. אתה יכול להפוך לגיבור הלילה.

>>79454082
בן אנוש אמיתי, וגיבור אמיתי


>>79454046
א....איך ;_;

What if I was a red-haired girl, would Israel accept me?

>>79454132

זה ישתלם אל תדאג, יהיה בסדר.

>>79454132
כל הנשים הם זונות במחיר הנכון.

אל תתחתן, זה יעשה לך רק טוב

>>79453907
מת''מ

>>79455233
מתקן תיקונים מפגרים?

>>79455233
למה אתה עדיין ער?

what are the best methods for taking they goyim for everything he's got?

>>79455349
being a dindu and breaking into his house and taking everything valuable

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could they pass as a local in israel

>>79455597
As the majority even

>>79455747
majority?