I am Japanese man in America visiting friend. Ask me anything.

are you a girl(man) succin big white dicc?

>>79427877
what was the first restaurant you wanted to go while there?

>>79427877
age? are you a virgin? is your life basically anime?

>>79427902
Mcdonalds
>>79427923
>age?
32
>are you a virgin?
No
>is your life basically anime?
Come to Japan

>>79427877
I want to fuck you

>>79427962
Yes you are fucker

貴方は女性(男)ですか?

>>79428320
No I will not kiss you

>>79427877
Do you like to molest little kid?
I like it

>>79427877
Are you good at English? Are your pronunciation good?

>>79427877
Why can't the Japanese learn the difference between L and R? They're very distinct sounds. There should be an entire chapter on that alone when you guys get taught english.

>>79429687
Just how the brain is wired between birth and a few years of age. If you aren't exposed to it from a young age, you don't learn to pick up on it, and need to spend quite a bit of time training yourself to learn to hear it, recognize it, and replicate it on your own.

>>79427877
>>79428320
>>79428367
>>79431703
自演乙

>>79427877
what are americans like in real life? do you like them?

>>79429687
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qdP7V0e0XQ
What do you think of my pronounciation?

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>>79427877
>when you see a Japanoid monkey

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>>79433179
Lets have sex when you come back to Japan!

>>79433179
こちらこそアイ・ラーフ・ユー

>>79427877
When are you leaving?

>>79433179
>there are people with Japanese flags that aren't larpers

>>79433567
That recording doesn't prove anything at all

>>79433639
It proves that an asian man (or a person LARPing as one) uses vocaroo

>>79433675
Definitely a person LARPing as one.
Look here >>79428320, this """jap""" bumped the thread after half an hour of silence just to say some nonsense.
You can tell he's a stupid weeb because instead of just saying "女性(男)なのか?" he adds an unnecessary あなた, even converts it to kanji which is really odd, and uses keigo for no reason.
Then instead of responding in Japanese, the """""Japanese""""" in the US responds in English.

This whole thread is one big play, and you're probably OP.