BE GONE THOTS Edition
My fart smells like vomit
my dick smells like dick
putting pussy on a pedestal was a mistake
>>79427678
>Mexican editions
>>79427688
mine smells like fish
dick>vagina>sock>buttplug>dildo>nofap>2 a days>handjobs
Why is he so cute?
Why do I have to fill out a captcha when reporting a post
Not being fat> waist > tits > face > hips > ass > thigh gap > """personality"""
Yellow fever and weebs are the worst posters here.
>>79427711
terrone is my spirit animal
>>79427712
To prevent report spamming
>>79427700
wash under your foreskin more often
>>79427714
good list
>>79427702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc
For a gf: Weight > Face > Hips > Ass > Tits
>>79427719
Very true, followed by /brit/ regulars and proxies.
white genocide is real
if a girls is overweight, she doesn't even rate on a scale of 1-10.
she may as well be a stupid man or an expensive dog
>>79427719
sensationalized race bait is worse
if I wanted that I would go to tumblr
Talk to me about anything.
What a shitty image you should delete that from your computer.
Isn't cara a ban evader? Janny do your job please.
White women should be locked up in breeding chambers while men actually spend their lives with nonwhite women.
Nonwhite men should be executed though.
Legs and belly
>>79427748
what music do you listen to, besides obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v394-c6HA4
>>79427748
I really want to wake up at 8 am but then I would have to go to bed inbetween 11:30-12. My favourite time is 11:30-2 when I can smoke weed and chill. What do I do?
This is the worst /cum/ I've ever seen.
>>79427748
How do I seduce my mother
>>79427748
I saw a former crush who I never asked out and it makes me feel disappointed in myself
>>79427737
>rojo blanco verde
>>79427728
ty, i worked hard on it
>>79427769
start by shooting yourself in the head.
>>79427768
hello newfriend
>>79427754
As far as deluded apocalyptic race fantasy shitposts go, that one sounds comfy.
>>79427772
it was made by a dumb mulatto
what can you expect
This is actually the best /cum/ thread so far no weebs.
misa
>>79427769
buy a sword
>>79427777
[n i c e]
>>79427748
I fetishize nonwhite women.
>>79427783
you fucking BLEW it
>>79427784
this is why you don't have a gf
im the most influential cum poster
>>79427772
>>79427778
>not noticing a flag you see every day is backwards
>>79427796
the only namefriend, that's what you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUw0FmINAc
me
>>79427795
don't care
>im the most influential poster on a shitty general on redditchan
>>79427796
repetitive*
if they dont announce nintendo all stars: super smashu brothersu tomorrow i will be disappointed
foreskin > all else
>>79427820
be m ai gf
>>79427815
The sad part is he can't even really claim that
i would like to mention that japan and china are not the same
>>79427812
see >>79426901
>>79427820
stop, you're triggering me
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
*sip*
>>79427832
arr rook same
if you don't have foreskin you are literally a tranny
>>79427844
*wobble*
I'm the most influential /cum/ poster for reasons I cannot state or else I would face serious consequences.
>>79427851
or just a kike
>>79427761
I like listening to music like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2mWMKTzUt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj8vPw3UbNw
just some examples
>>79427767
Go to sleep first, don't smoke weed. You'll be ready for tomorrow and the nest time you get it'll feel a lot better since your tolerance is lowered
>>79427769
Tell her you love her
>>79427770
Try getting in touch with her. In a non creepy way of course.
>>79427793
Me too, to a certain extant
ZERUDA IS KAWAII
>>79427879
What do you do throughout the day?
Anybody else come to this general everyday and wonder why?
i exclusively listen to vidya music
>>79427889
school
why do you ask
If you ever have a question, all you need is to ask.
why do they call them buildings if they are already built?
i need more movies with some sort of time travel theme
i know is not exactly time travel but still....
>>79427893
Yup
>>79427915
chinese janny is going to ban you
>>79427898
Dont take this the wrong way... but I feel like a disproportionate amount of your time is spent on this Vietnamese market advertisement.
Whats your major? Donde de Mexico?
>he doesn't listen to speedcore
>>79427915
>>79427930
Anybody else come to this general everyday and wonder why?
>>79427930
i want her to bully me
My drugs of choice are shrooms, weed and valium btw
I remember Cara once correctly guessing which part of Mexico some guy's spic gf was from
>>79427934
Economics in mexishitty
>>79427893
I usually come back to it for a couple weeks about twice a year. The first day is fun, but holy shit does it get old. I can't imagine that state of the people who come here every single day.
>>79427940
Yup
wonder if alex shores is still alive
>>79427961
>>79427963
Anybody else come to this general everyday and wonder why?
>>79427953
People from northern mexico = castiza
people from center/south mexico = mestiza
It was easy to guess she was from mexico city, they have some sort of fish eyes, hard to express.
must sleep
goodnight
>>79427966
Yup
How can white "women" hope to compete?
this is the kind of music i listen to btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPxQbgnpX4w
>>79427970
Good night, I wish you good dreams
wouldn't mind being an upper class mexican with a maronite gf
>>79427980
By being human
>>79427979
Anybody else come to this general everyday and wonder why?
want to fap, but i won't
>>79428003
no. i'm fully aware of my motivations
>>79427993
They are Jewish slaves.
>>79428006
Come on, don't deprive yourself from pleasure
>>79427993
I want to go to Brazil now
>>79428024
fuck off
want to have a meaningful conversation with a female my age
How do we keep the porno Jews away from Brazilian girls?
>>79428055
>meaningful conversation with a female
Not possible
>>79428036
Only religious people don't fap. If you aren't religious, you fap
>>79428055
it's time to wake up
>>79428073
i don't fap because i felt my masturbation and pornographic habits were unhealthy.
i will never look at porn again, and i will try to keep masturbation to a minimum
(by fap i mean masturbate to pornography)
>>79428083
Are you allowed to fap to pictures of qts though?
>>79428086
love this cat less right now
There are CHIs posting in this thread
Is it normal to want pretty girls to step on my testicles?
>>79428098
I won't.
not even nudes from my qts
it reinforces what i found to be unhealthy behavior
>>79428112
It's Real West-Coast Hours, we know already.
>>79428114
it is if you're a nu-male
>>79428117
If you don't mind me asking, what else do you consider to be unhealthy behavior? I'm just curious
>it is if you're a nu-male
>>79427702
>women loyal
>ever
Loyalty is a masculine abstraction m8
They are called Bugmen now
>>79428145
found the pathetic femdom fetishist
>found the pathetic femdom fetishist
>>79428131
do you mean things i do, or just things in general?
>1 flag PA is defending having his balls stepped on
i REALLY want him to be a character now. please don't be serious
>>79428167
>tfw chiefs BTFO the cheatriots
White women act like white men.
Black women act like black men.
Yellow women act like yellow men.
Brown women act like brown men.
Red women act like red men.
This is not a opinion but a fact.
really wish this faggot would show up, so i could post pic related again
>it's a hank goes pimping and fights with white Snoop Dog episode
Why aren't you bleaching a bloodline?
I realized moments ago my parents that have not been in contact in over twenty years even vicariously through me live only blocks apart.
>>79428252
no you didn't
>>79428246
I can only get filipinas in my area, the world doesn't need more of those even if mixed.
>>79428257
Yes I did. My father moved and I will be visiting for the first time since December. I only asked for an address a few days ago and just punched in distances apart each are from bus stop.
>>79428246
you only bleach out stains, never your clean whites
Tallahassee: "I reply to every post in the thread because I NEED to be noticed, my ego demands it"
If i could kill every person in advertising in the world, i would do it without thinking twice
advertising and marketing are cancers on western society
>79428286
obSESSed
What kind of porn should I watch tonight? I don't get to masturbate until Monday if I'm lucky.
>>79428296
Agree, it's ridiculous how much manipulation and brainwashing they get away with.
Tallahassee: I was rejected by my peers as a child so now I spam an imageboard 14 hours a day so I never have to feel that pain again"
guy on the right was trying to stop them from shaking hands, but ended up grabbing her boob LMAO
how do they come up with this stuff?
Tallahassee is the type of person who unironically gets his motivation from the thought of a high school reunion
>>79428319
meme porn
>>79428334
My gf has tiny tits. :^(
>motivation
found the child
i have discipline. i do what i want because i know it's good for me
hearing every normie be impressed by my CV is a nice perk tho ;^p
Tallahassee: "If I go back to Alabama in 15 years and brag about my mediocre life maybe I can raise Stacy's mulatto child"
these are pretty funny, henrico.
i can see why cara had you high on the list
Tallahassee: "I submitted my CV to 4chan but they didn't make me a janny, still pissed about that, I need to feel important"
why are you guys obsessed with this Tallahassee anon?
me near the middle
>>79428373
Redditflag rivalries
>>79428372
Who the fuck are you on about man. Why do you give someone you don't like so much attention.
i havent made a list in a few days
>>79428373
i'm one of the only anons to call out and make fun of the incels on /cum/ AND i've posted my credentials before, so they know i'm not some playing pretend loser
just some petty squabbles, but i think it's funny
>>79428390
How's the coat check job; you're still clerking in a bordello, right?
>>79428390
>days
bullshit
>>79428412
whaaat
>>79428417
more like weeks i know
>>79428429
You're the Mexican niggerman right? Go back to Africa.
>>79428435
you are confusing me
HERE THEY COME,
THE BOYS IN THE BRIGHT WHITE SPORTS CAR
WAVING THEIR ARMS IN THE AIR
>>79428441
Go home little nigger
>>79428182
how will they ever recover
>>79428491
they'll recover just like most people recover from death
they threw boys in the water because they got boners looking at the girls LMAO
this anime stuff is great
Have a friend who keeps inviting me to places and am strongly considering agreeing next time he asks.
Find a flaw.
>>79428526
what show is that
>>79428552
nicest part of america
>>79428552
>wheres Peter Griffin at haha
>>79428557
boko no diku
Gonna stay up all night :(
>>79428557
Maken Ki, the greatest anime since Cowboy MEME-bop
Prostate play is unironically not gay
>>79428644
is is ecchie
just had a poo and holy fuck my anus is burning
holy fuck it's terrible
>>79428704
Nice camaro
>>79428672
False
>>79428704
fag
>>79428687
ISIS isn't ecchi, not sure where you heard that.
>>79428718
>being a chevyfag
thats a torino son
>>79428721
Nothing false about me statement
>>79428740
ISIS? what?
>>79428746
Thanks for embarrassing me jerk
I don't even like dodge
>>79428760
it's called dodge because you're supposed to do a 360 degree turn and walk away
I guess I spoke too soon
those 4 grams of shrooms kicked in after like 2 hours finally and then it was wonderful
>>79428794
degenerate
my anus feels much better now, guess it was the chipotle
>>79428802
get a load of this nerd
Blacks are the only living human in America
>>79428802
weed is degenerate
cocaine is degenerate
tobacco is degenerate
alcohol is degenerate
mushrooms? they're fucking beautiful
wh*Tes are groveling subhumans
>>79428870
>barbell rolls
>falls down
>kills a family
thats fucking irresponsible
>>79428870
what happened to you
just went head to head with a janny in another thread where I know he's actively patrolling
I estimate 2 or 3 minutes until my three day ban
I shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
witness me
>>79428904
those are some shit tattoos
I think a spider just bit me
>>79428933
>whites strive to work a job for a boss that doesn't care about them all to support a family and country that doesn't care about them and to watch HBO on the weekends
>all just to die poor, lonely, and in a retirement home if you're lucky
>blacks don't care about working, or maintaining bankrupt relationships just to maintain a social norm and instead are happy to live
you know those really painful zits on your lip that are really hard to pop and don't have much pus in them? just popped one of those fuckers with a pair of nail clippers haha
>>79429018
>Bernd
I hope you know kc is still up at beta.krautchan.net
>>79428904
>tattoos
Wow. I'm going to be sick
>>79429129
t. literal gay
tfw no gf
>>79429147
what are you doing to stop the rise of the largest economic monolith and successor to the boomer
>>79429196
meant for >>79429162
>>79429147
meant for >>79428862
>>79429147
Sorry but the intentional defacing of one's body suggests a low IQ and is mentally revolting. Do you really want that "woman" to sire your children? Stop thinking with your dick and get some sense.
>>79429246
I don't give a fucking shit about children
I ain't having any
>>79429196
nothing
I sucked my cousin's penis when I was 7
>>79429276
>>79429514
why
>>79429536
It was some kind of game we played a sleepover daring one other to do things.
He was older than me. Pretty much child on child molestation. He doesn't talk to me at all anymore. I repressed the memory for about 20 years.
>>79429514
>>79429232
ebin
>>79429514
raped
>>79429561
Who had the idea?
>tfw had quadraped as one of our vocab words in middle school
>everyone, even the teacher at some point, kept mispronouncing it as quad-raped
>>79429604
I do not remember clearly. I know he and his younger brother did some things of sexual nature beforehand, and he may have sucked the dick of his younger brother before I was dared to do the same to him.
>>79429573
I was falsely accused of rape by one of my younger female cousins when I was about ten. I believe some of my family members I am not close with still believe I did it and that is why they do not associate with me very often.
Also my sister and one of my female cousins were both raped by their own cousins.
>>79429684
>falsely
You're not fooling anyway, cuzzo
>>79429514
Lmao. Nigga you gay
>>79429719
Sometimes I wonder if I did do it and repressed the memory of it. But she is very friendly with me now so I doubt it.
I hereby claim this post number in the name of /cum/
Never going to let my daughter post in /cum/. Enjoy a lifetime of irrelevancy
>>79429765
So what. All cousins fuckin if you're not a sheltered prude from the north.
there was a little fawn at my window eating a plant just now
got close to take a peak at it and it was so dark my camera didn't pick him up
looked in the window a second before he noticed me and ran off scared out of his mind
hope I didn't scare him too bad and hope he comes back tomorrow
>>79430013
Doesn't most incest happen up north or in the South's black belt?
>>79430129
are you the guy who has the teletubby travel pictures
I don't know
guys wat credit card should i get
im new to cc's
pls respond
long time crush has FINALLY posted a bikini pic
unfortunately, its in the little timeline thing so it will only be viewable temporarily. And also she has tattoos now so shes far past her prime
>>79430319
go to /wsr/ my boy
may take a while to get replies but they're good chaps (usually)
I wish I knew but I don't
>>79430330
ok thx
>>79430319
Black Cosco card.
Had my first kiss tonight buds
Very underwhelming and gross desu, wouldnt recommend
>>79430851
Do you believe in life after love?
>>79431553
[nods in spanish]
Who else here /going-to-work-soon/?
I will touch your fiddlesticks
>>79431553
we all return to the void
we are one being in the end
>>79432468
most retarded most useless most dumbest post ever
off yourself and try to become what you believe in, dickhead kid
>nighttime in America
>entire board becomes very fucking slow
Lads....
Lads!.....
>>79433555
Trippy dip.
>leave house at 5:30am
>don't get back home till 5:30pm
please kill me
need gf(no fatties)
*hides the fattie gf*
O-ok
Check em
>>79434390
THICC level: 2
>Go to Europe
>STILL post Chinese cartoons on an autism central website
>it's another anon dreams about having a gf and being happy with life episode
Haha look, a foreigner is posting in your thread!
Haha!
Shit thread tee bee h
why did I fall for the thinkpad meme
bums
>>79435802
noice
Cannot stop listening to the Red Army Choir, lads.
bumssss
cum
bums are just neat
>>79429129
>>79429246
>>79428983
bad posts
Good post
Hey
I claim /cum/ for enzed
This is now NZ.
>>79437029
Why? Do you want to live here that bad?
>>79437174
Yes.
Save me from this hell.
>>79437225
Isn't New Zealand amazing?
>>79437298
Everyones dying to get out lol
>enter Cambodia Uganda Macedonia thread
>i only see canadian, americans and mexicans posting
>>79437480
save new zealand please
>>79437673
I'm trying but its hard!
My friends keep hanging themselves
lmao
>>79437776
that's not a laughing matter
How do you get better from depression? Does seeking a professional help?
im back from work you guys
>>79437824
I'll stop laughing when they stop killing themselves in the wood shed lol.
*enters the thread*
>>79437974
I fucking love donuts, thanks dude! I can't get into Twin Peaks though for some reason. I even like True Detective which is supposedly similar in a way.
>>79437974
>>79437974
Can i have a doh nut?
>>79430319
Discover
>>79438144
sure bud
>>79437480
>>79437776
Why do your kids kill themselves?
Ain't a damn thing wrong with country living
>>79438236
Hey, thanks m80.
You're a good soul.
SCIENCE IS REAL
LOVE IS LOVE
REFUGEES IS WELCOME
>>79438406
Not a good post
/cum/ more like /bum/
>>79438343
y-you too
1030am on a subway and the basketball American next to me is eating fried chicken with no visible container or napkins. I'm going to try and sneak a pic
>>79438541
hope he sees you and calls you out
>>79438804
Whoa!
Maybe Indians aren't so bad...
>>79438804
ayyo some wyboi is taking a picture of me