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first for it's raining again

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second for the ride

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>>79427283
Can we become the first weeb nation on this planet please ?

>>79427639
no more NATO if this happens
t. drumpf

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good morning

>>79427743
dzień dobry

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>>79427716
Bully

blessed be this morn

top of the ráno to ya, m'kamarádi

>>79428034
good morning

Good morning friends. I'm returning home from night shift, how are yous?

>>79428317
hello Slawek
just being a zombie at work after going to sleep a bit late, hopefully it's gonna be a bit more chill day

Dick

ass

>>79428361
Hey. Well I hope it will be chill for you, have a great day. I will get some sleep and return here.

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wake up dum dums

How do I meet girls? I'm a ugly sperg btw

>>79429463
go to a bar and get shitfaced

>>79429463
Get rich

>>79429463
I've met L on a rock concert. Damn, t'was 11 years ago, I was fuckin 19. Feels old.

>>79430005
greentext the story sometime

>>79430005
What's L

>>79429729
I'm at 2keur a month now and it won't get much better any time soon. Decent money but still far from getting gold diggers

>>79430034
>be 19 year old me
>just got out of second psychiatric hospital
>wanna get shitfaced and listen to local rock band
>smuggle 2 bottles of cheap wine taped to me legs
>drink it with some lads and lasses in a restroom
>see a nice chick with some long haired dude
>talk with them, they say they are from my city
>ask them both for tel numbers
>rub my hands like a sly Jew
>later talk with her a lot
>become friends
>we both fall in love - time for stealing her from this dude
>she breaks up with him
>tfw gf
>we are at a pub, he comes in drunk, mad as hell
>we fight outside, everyone is staring at us
>she brakes a bottle, owner kicks us all out
>later we fuck off to Ireland and get engaged
>that's it for now

I don't feel bad because it turns out this dude was a prick and she wanted to break up with him for some time already.
>>79430144
my gf

fukken medschool, they postponed my exam to monday. wtf man

>>79430208
that's a really cool story kamarade, pretty alpha as well
>>smuggle 2 bottles of cheap wine taped to me legs
hahaa that's awesome

>>79430231
more time to prepare!

>>79430208
stories like yours are proof that you should never trust a woman

>>79430334
I trust her, call me stupid but I do.
We are getting married soon btw.

>>79430351
stupid

>>79430534
please don't tell me that you're mgtow

>>79430534
We were kids, now we both are close to 30 and she even agreed to convert to a different religion with me.
We will have a little happy family soon.

>>79430578
preggo or still in plans?
what surprises me is that you waited 10 years to get married

>>79430578
What religion did you convert to?

>>79430645
Still in plans.
Well, tbqh we always had some stuff going on and we are far from rich, now we will have some monies cause we are buying our own apartment,we will take a tad bigger loan and finally get married.

>>79430683
we are going kosher baby

>>79430726
Come on... Getting circumsized at your age? Think twice b4 you do it.

>>79430770
I can't get this out of my head, I was thinking about it for many years.

>>79430726
Why the fuck would you do that?

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>>79430886
I have my reasons.
(Wish I met you, grandpa)

>>79430726
:( thats fucking bad ending m8

>>79430726
>>79430923
cringed a bit when i read this

>>79430578
Im honestly jealous. I always thought I'll marry my ex, we had plans on buying a house and starting family after living in different places around the world for a while. Also Im stalking her on social media and she seems to be flourishing while I'm just going back home and I'm miserable there

>>79430937
well I'm fine with this
>>79430984
it's ok, you wouldn't understand
>>79430996
Stop stalking her, meet someone, you still can have a good life. How old are you?

>>79430923
>converts because muh heritage
that's just insane anon

Besides, my Jewish grandad wasn't even a Jew (judaism follower), are you sure that your Jewish grandfather wasn't just non believer or a catholic (like many in the post-WW2 Poland)?

>>79431170
Not only because heritage.
I used to be atheist but during one of my psychotic episodes I found God and I saw myself in Judaism. It's weird, I cannot help it. It's my way and I feel happy.

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>>79431254
>during one of my psychotic episodes I found God
I'm skeptical about this but wish you good

>>79431031
24, I know anon but it's been only a few days since breakup and can't really focus on anything else

>>79431389
Thank you.
>>79431407
>a few days since breakup
I see, I understand.
It will get easier soon friend, really. I hope that you will find someone who will make you happy and not leave you

>>79431472
>It will get easier soon friend, really.
no it wont

>>79431498
Yes it will.
I was in love and full of plans with my ex but she dumped me eventually, I was heartbroken but some time passed it got easier, I was completely healed when I found someone else and fell in love once again.

>>79431542
Falling for a trap called women again. I'd rather avoid that

ded bred

zgegnutý chleba

K so she moving out. I mean good for me but made me realize how real it is and it's heart breaking also makes me fel shit how easy all of it for her while I can't even focus on simplies things, women aren't humans

odkvecnutá nitka

>>79432162
Women are the best trap this world has though
better than heroin

>>79431407
That's to be expected you autist
it gets way better after the first month and you see actual change after the second month

>>79433650
>2 more months of this suffering

>>79433737
well you have to overcome your attachment to her
it's very similar to an addiction (t. ex-smoker/ex-drinker, breaking up is similar), first month is the worst, 2nd month is tolerable and after the third month you're way better
after 6 months you won't give any shits regardless of what you've done in your life

>>79433790
Yeah but how can I survive this if I want to cry every second l. How do I work or meet people if that's the only thing I can think of. I know there's no easy solution for that just man up but all I want is to drink

>>79433955
you don't work, you don't meet new people, you cry every second, that's the only way to deal with it, go through it
the solution is extremely easy actually, you just don't see it as a solution
drinking is definitely not a solution, just makes you numb but doesn't help at all

>>79433790
just like nofap

Lithuanians take your rain back

>>79434152
K so I should just lay in bed and shit post here until I'm better?

>>79434279
Try it
it's not like you have anything to lose except some weight

>>79434299
Well I need money so I'll be doing that right after work

>>79434376
well you can't avoid work so
just don't be in denial about your feelings etc in general, it's the worst thing you can do
t. was in denial after a breakup for 2 months, stopped being in denial and it was completely gone after 2 weeks

Hello it's your austrian friend here :^)

>>79434529
Ε Μ U W AR
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>>79434529
smelly dumb Habsburg scum

>>79427283
I love Beksiński's art he was the only good artist this shithole even produced.


Now blogpost time.

I feel like I both caught and dodged a bullet I caught one because I have my mom's side brow eyes but I dodged one because it's not the diarrhea brown that legit makes me wanna vomit because it looks like someone spilled mustard all over their eyes it's more of a tree bark brown instead. Or a solid shit brown you know the kind of shit that hurts you when you are shitting it so it feels like anal birth. One girl told me I have pretty eyes but she was polish polacks worship the cygan
>hurr get a tan XD
>girls dying their hair pitch black

to a polack a cygan is a holy creature and everything they aspire to be
>shitskinned
>good thief
>scum of the earth with no redeeming values

and sad thing is I don't even pretend to be white yet I'm still whiter than vast majority of you v4 shitskins simply beause I have freckles. I like my freckles. I wish they were more visible though, a lot of people don't even know I have them until they are almost within kissing reach not like I ever kissed anyone though. Kissing sounds fucking disgusting
>putting tongue into someone's mouth
what the fuck is wrong with normies

>>79430208
show your gf faggot

>>79435517
check out Dariusz Zawadski, similar style but more dreamy

>thinks french kiss is the only thing that exists

>>79435608
all kissing is fucking gross and for faggots

>>79435650
nokiss movement when?

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This guy is my hero I wish I had a time machine, cloning bay then make him a president of Poland and watch as the bureaucracy level shrinks, crime is already lowed than in the hehe civilized west but with him it would propably erase completly then other people would want to buy their own Vlads and I would make a shitton of money on selling clones then within 10 years world becomes a utopia with no crime, no turks and more hardcore christmas decorations.

>>79435568
I showed her already

hello

>>79435877
Cyrus the Great achieved more than Vlad and he was’t a jerk.

>>79436330
shut up cygan you're just butthurt because you know ''no crime'' is the same as saying ''cygan genocide''

honestly germanic women are fucking ugly

>>79436325
hey, how did it go?

>>79436458
how did what go?

>>79436493
just life in general

>>79436439
been to berlin 2 times, can confirm
50% are hideous beasts
30% are just ugly
15% are okay looking
5% are good looking
and that's regardless of age, g*rmans genes are fucking shit

>>79436509
ok i think

>>79436521
I wonder how greek ones look like. I was in Cyprus and literally every single girl was fucking ugly aren't those guys genetically the same as Greeks?

>>79436531
good

>>79436353
lel

>>79436555
I can only speak on behalf of athens
30% hideous beasts
20% ugly
20% okay looking
20% good looking
10% tourists that are 60% bad looking 40% bad looking (6% and 4%)

difference is greek women look very good when they're young but tend to look worse as they age so it shifts to 40% fuglies 20% okay looking 30% good looking 10% great looking when young and 50% fuglies 40% okay looking 10% good looking after 35+

>>79436739
err toursits are 60% bad looking and 40% good looking
you tend to see a lot in athens

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>>79436587

>>79436739
women in general look like shit past 35 regardless of nationality

women are subhuman

women shouldn't be allowed to vote

>>79437242
I am man

my džadek died today

Polacks are cucks because they don't beat their women enough.

>>79437429
I'm sorry for your dziadek anon

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>>79437429
sorry for your loss

>>79437429
Was he a nice lad?

>>79427283
Yesterday I've seen a peculiar situation
>american takes a piss in the middle of the street while yelling ''fuck Poland!''
where I'm from (Petersburg, it's in Russia in case you didn't know) he would get punched for it but here a polish woman immediately went down on her knees and started drinking the piss right in front of her boyfriend
>want my dick as well you cunt?
>pshek
he fucked her without a condom and creampied her, then she comes up to her boyfriend, wipes off his tears and says
>don't worry, I'll let you raise his child :)

holy fuck polacks

>>79437503
>posting Marcel's posts in other threads in Marcel's general

>>79437340
>women shouldn't be allowed to vote
I actually wouldn't mind this, I'd be okay if my only duty was to cook and clean up

>>79437752
wow every time I think polacks reached the highest level of subhumanity they prove me wrong by showing they reached merely one rock of the shitskin mountain


drink bleach
>>79437690
I'm a girl just like you and I wouldn't mind it either.

PATRZCIE POLACZKI

JAK WAM DOJEBAŁ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMwIXIEsLqA

memes aside women not voting would be quite comfy if they were paid to do home stuff and raise kids (greatly overlooked nowadays)
otherwise it would be muh feminism all over again

>>79438214
I don't think getting paid for raising a child would be a good move - it's simply a womens duty just as the duty of men is to take care of the income.
Feminists are brainwashed and should know what's the position of women in society.

>>79437752
Praise Perun.

>>79437814
t. schizophrenic pole

>>79438519
No it's not me, it's Marcelina

>>79438451
It's her duty because it's in her nature
It's not bad to give someone a reward for doing something good even if they're programmed to do it
Plus it would solve the divorce problem, if men dump their women they have an income for raising their kids properly
if the women initiate the divorce (65% of cases) they won't have to take 50% of the man's property
I can't see how that isn't a good move, same with rewarding certain students with scholarships because they excel at classes
I'm open to counterarguments though

>>79438451
thats right bitch, woman should be my personal slave that takes care of my home and sucks my dick afterwards, i get to have all the fun

>>79437429
sorry to hear that anonku

>>79438547
also don't forget that feminism got grounds because raising children, parenthood etc weren't glorified enough
if they were, feminism would've ceased existing after 10 years

it's fine to deprive some from one of their rights if you give them something in return so they don't feel deprived and find logic it in even if there isn't

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Once I become rich I will buy a hussar suit with built-in speakers that will blast all sorts of electronic music and have technicolor neon feathers on my wings so I would be a walking rave party.

R8 my plan.

might end up killing myself sooner than I thought

>>79437429
were you close?

>>79438866
why

I think this will be my polack killing theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44XlWfHowIQ

I deserve a superhero name as well. Iron Man is already taken so how about Ravelord Overlord?

What is the best gun for urban combat? I'm thinking about MP5 I know it's a normie gun but I can't help but love it.

>>79438981
anything but AK47 or bazooka for mass civilian killing is shit tier

>>79438953
he realised he's polish

>>79438842
I agree that the system is not working very well when it comes to children and parenthood.
But fo Gods sake what do they want ? They get accepted to the same positions as men now,salaries are still a little lower but they even get accepted to some jobs because they're women. It's getting to the point where it seems like they want to have more power than men just because they're butthurt.
If the allowance for raising a child were too high I bet there would be "independat" single mothers everywhere.

>>79438953
me and life dont get along

>>79438995
>47
meme gun even Russians switched to 74M it's more accurate and it still makes nasty, hard to patch up wounds

I just realised having a hussar suit won't make sense without some sort of vehicle I mean they were cavalry after all and to think about it a horseless knight or samurai is also a really fucking stupid idea.

So I should buy a motorbike and have a technicolor neon wing attached to it's saddle instead of my armor. Just imagine it you fucking polacks just see a fast driving one man rave party with a gun in other hand drive by shooting you. Hell of a way to die eh?

>>79439032
doesnt matter if you are shooting civilians, and AK47 gives more shock points for public

I think I should buy a knight armor and reinforce it with kevlar for police fighting.

That will be a fucking expensive thing to order but I can';t just steal one from the museum because the armors are way too tiny did you know people were ultra manlets back then? Their armors could barely fit on a child.

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I'm a simple man
I see Polish product
I buy it

>>79439004
kek

>>79439029
did you try changing country

>>79439021
There's nothing wrong with considering raising kids as a job
Sure it can get tricky in the sense that if someone stopped paying, women could abandon that BUT here's an idea
instead of a steady salary, you can get some benefits if the man is unemployed (I think there are already benefits for that) and at 60 years of age the woman can retire and gets a pension for raising her kid
I think that would be relatively safe

>>79439032
g36c masterrace

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>>79439092
Add some wings and it's perfect

>>79439171
good lad, invest in Eastern Poland pls

>>79439175
There already is children allowance - until the kid is 4-5 I think there's maternal leave and then you get gibs until the child studies(even at uni).Regardless of fathers job.
Getting retired after raising kids is a problem if the woman doesn't work before having a child.
Mum raised 5 children,probably will be able to retire when she's 70 if she works for another 10 years at least

>>79439589
yeah that's why I'm for pensions AFTER women raise kids (which doesn't exist)
I believe the woman shouldn't work while raising a kid, would be better for both the woman and the kid(s)

>>79439639
I like that. Make such change in Greece,and I'll move there when I want to have children.

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>>79431254
>I used to be atheist but during one of my psychotic episodes I found God and I saw myself in Judaism.
So your faith is literally a side effect of mental sickness and now you're going to get your dick cut and give up on eating pork and blood because an old Jewish book says so?
No offense fridgeanon but this is beyond retarded

>>79439730
want to make half Greek babies?

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>>79437429

>>79440159
When you put it this way it sounds crazy but well, yeah.

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>over 3 weeks free from work
>going to Buenos Aires next week
feels good, life is great

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>>79439171
good shit, but the cream flavoured ones are better

>>79440400
damn I'm jelly

>>79440382
Is your gf alright with your dick getting mutilated?

>>79440271
Our children would have bigger chance for a good life with your Greek genes.

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>>79440400
what a coincidence, I'm going to Buenos Aires next week too

good afternoon v4 rio nigger argie here

>>79440400
"Buenos Aires" is a pretty strange way to say "Cordoba" :^)

>>79440549
good afternoon anon, everything alright?

>>79437492
quite the opposite actually, he turned alcoholic when he was around 40, beat my grandma when at that time, divorced her, didnt help with children (they had 4), youngest of their children commited suicide when he was in his 20s, never asked if its related but i assume having piece of shit for dad doesnt help

as he got older(his kids(my mom and her siblings adult at the time) he returned to my grandma, he didnt beat her anymore but was already fucked up beyond repair from alcohol he would break random shit, take dogs from streets to our house, then kill them 2 weeks later etc

but he was never bad to me personally, everyone knew him in our village for all the bad reasons so sometimes i was ashamed of him (he would sleep drunk outside, cause arguments, make debts in pubs etc) but he liked me, when i was younger he would bring in all kind of animals as he was Zoologist when he was normal (he had 2 uni degrees), most memorable he brought is Pepo the Nutria, i would always hold him by tail and show it to random people

>>79438915
last year he had injury and series of operations, he couldnt walk anymore we had to put him in rehab centre for old people as we all work/go to school and he would nuke entire street or something if he was left alone, if my mom couldnt visit him during day she would send me so we got closer this year but his brain was pretty melted from everything already

>>79440580
absolutely, in the Tv pública, at midnight, they showed a czechoslovak film named "Až přijde kocour". It was beautiful desu

>>79440507
want to meet haha?
>>79440571
all in due time :^)

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>>79440471
Yeah.
(tbqh I'm a bit scared but at the same time dedicated)

>>79440505
absolutely true, psychologist even suggested i enter first grade year sooner but my mom was against it

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>>79440644
everything will be okay
t-there's nothing wrong with it haha

>>79440820
That's one of the least crazy and least harmful ideas I had over the years. Still remember the time when I thought I'm a vampire and wanted to drink someones blood or that time when I wanted to kill someone so I can become God.
I don't really feel delusional now.

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>>79440997
>m a vampire and wanted to drink someones blood or that time when I wanted to kill someone so I can become God.

>>79441053
I'm on meds now, don't worry

>>79439171
greatest ally

>>79440997
RIP wife

white power

>>79441091
I'm even more worried now

>>79441132
>>79441219
oh come on

>>79441184
wh*tes are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes

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>>79440997

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damn lads just came up with a new easy recipe for a warm ham & cheese sandwich
>toast two slices of toast bread
>take a piece of ham (NOT bacon, instead regular ham like in the picture)
>put a pice of yellow cheese on top of the piece of ham, fold it in half so it doesn't stick past the edges of the ham (can be emmentaler, gouda, whatever other cheese you have lying around, doesn't matter)
>microwave the piece of ham with the cheese on top of it for 1:10 minutes to 1:20 minutes
>take the ham and put it in between the two slices of toast, eat
thanks to the fact that the cheese never actually touches the plate you're microwaving it on because it's lying on the ham you don't need to clean your plate apart from a little bit of grease either

it's warm, it tastes better than a regular ham and cheese sandwich because the cheese is soft and runny and because the ham is slightly crispy, while having the same caloric and nutritional value

>>79439171
Why do Lithuanians like doing shopping in Poland so much?

>>79441325
>Schinkenblatt_oben_transEB.png

>>79441307
fucks sake

>>79441325
if you're using a microwave at any point in the process you're doing it WRONG

>>79441378
because switching to euro fucked their prices
who would've thought

>>79441425
unless it's shoes

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>>79441245
>oh come on

>>79441427
>because switching to euro fucked their prices

Lies, euro is good and makes your country western European and civilized.

t. liberal

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>>79441459

>>79441464
I feel quite normal now
now tell me which one to buy http://www.sklepikjudaica.pl/chanukije--menory,k52,l1.html
this magnet is cute

>>79441506
>euro is good and makes your country western European and civilized.
so joining EU makes your country European and accepting euro makes it western on top of that? wew

>>79441427
This, sakotis costs more now.
Have to raid Byelostok now.
>>79441546
No idea 2bh.
>literatura zydowska
ayyyy

>>79441670
But Belarussians raid Białystok too, and you don't have the euro.

>>79441546
http://www.sklepikjudaica.pl/kubek-espresso---alfabet,p1489,l1.html
this is pretty cool 2bh

>>79441934
isnt it fucked up that poland is chepaer than belarus

absolute state of communism

>>79441670
How is life in Belarus? I had a Belarusian professor back in college, he always asked me for cigarettes. Cool guy but damn he never had money.

>>79441966
pretty cool indeed
my gf is gonna kill me when she will see our bank account but oh well

>>79441934
Byelostok is ours.
Lithuanians can fuck off to Augustovor or whatever it's called
>>79442023
>never had money
Absolute state of this country

>>79442107
>ours
:^) we can share, you know, get together again like in good ol' times

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>>79442107
you can come here, belaruses welcome

>>79442142
t. Pilsudzki
No thanks.
>>79442259
I'm not cute girl tho

>>79441991
>isnt it fucked up that poland is chepaer than belarus

Why would it be fucked up? Poland is a big country, so its market is quite wide too, economies of scale work there - the more consumers we have, the cheaper it is to produce goods, so prices are lower. That's why Germany is the cheapest country in Western Europe.

Also, stuff is expensive in Belarus, because they imposed high duties on imported goods to protect their domestic industry. But since no one wants to buy Belarussian products, they have to go to Poland to buy European goods.

>>79442107
>Byelostok is ours.

It was never Belarussian, except for a short period between 1939-41. But Belarus didn't even exist as an independent country back then.

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damn

>>79442400
When we get 1 bazillion euros for ww2 from germans we can give you some, k?
Cool, glad we talked this through

>>79442400
>t. Pilsudzki

I think he meant Rzeczpospolita and GDL

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>>79442400
u can bring qt belarusette with you

>>79441533
this is art

>>79442400
you can be my cute bf :3

Belarusians are qt and adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh5yL-UWyDg

>>79442423
But it was
>>79442455
Pls no, our government will waste them on retarded shit
>>79442462
I know what he meant.
But it was the last time Belarus(part of it) was part of Poland, and as far as I remember it didn't end well for us.
>>79442477
I can't, sorry
>>79442720
No homo

>>79442756
100% agree they also have best slavic language, it sounds like lost link between west and east slavic languages

>tfw I passed the fucking driving exam
the world's going to hell if even my skills are enough to pass it

>>79442777
Nice digits
and we promise we will do a lot better this time

>>79442813
good job anon

>>79442805
I understand Belarusian and Slovak the most of all Slavic languages.

>>79442777
>But it was

It wasn't.

>But it was the last time Belarus(part of it) was part of Poland, and as far as I remember it didn't end well for us.

Lol, stop reading Lukashenko's history books.

Ask old people in western Belarus, they will always tell you, that life in Poland was better than in the USSR, where their property was nationalized and they were forced to work in kolkhozes. It's not a coincidence, that your "cultural capital" is in the western part of Belarus.

Also, western Belarussians tend to use Belarussian more often than eastern Belarussians, so it means that Poland helped them to preserve their identity.

>>79442813
Great job anon, congrats
>tfw will never drive a car
eh

>>79442777
>No homo
It wouldn't be homo at all

>>79442881
just because you cant have driving license doesnt mean you cant drive car :^)

reminder that there's a 50% off offer for all new subscriptions on twitch for the duration of this month, so if you want to support your fav streamer now is the time

>>79442963
*a driving license
*a car
why can't poles into articles
i understand that polish doesn't have them but neither do other languages yet people somehow still manage to use them

>>79442805
>it sounds like lost link between west and east slavic languages

Actually Polish is the link, because Polish shouldn't have been recognized as a west Slavic language, Polish is something between real west Slavic languages (Czech, Slovakian, Sorbian) and east Slavic ones.

Also, the funniest thing is that Polish is more similar to Russian pronunciation- and grammar-wise than to Belarussian/Ukrainian, while Bel-Ukr languages are more similar to Czechoslovak. Only Poles and Russians can pronounce "g".

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>>79442963
teehee

>>79442813
Good job.
>>79442824
Thanks
>>79442868
I like how poles never consider the possibility that their history books might lie about some things
>>79442913
How so

>>79442991
fuck off im jew

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>>79442967
by giving him only half of normal price? lol


>>79443005
nah i understand too much of Polish for that

>>79442857
Slovak doesnt count, it was first Slavic language after all

>>79442991
Because we are Russians in denial
>>79443005
this
hovno
govno

>>79443041
>by giving him only half of normal price? lol
no, the streamer still gets the same amount of money he would get with a full-price subscription
so the streamer still get 2.50$
it's twitch who decided to give up their share of the subscription revenue this month to make the promotion happen

>>79443025
don't mistake me for this guy, I am always nice
t. fridge

>>79442991
>still manage to use them

I'm sure a lot of Lithuanians forget about them or use them incorrectly.

It's not that Poles per se forget about articles more often because of certain features of their native language, just Poles know English worse than Lithuanians, because they don't need it as much as you do. Polish language has more than 40 million speakers, it's a big market, so we have all stuff translated to Polish, Polish wikipedia is one of the biggest wikipedias and Polish kids don't need to learn English to write an essay for biology classes, unlike Lithuanian students, who don't have many sources of informations available in their native language, so English is a must.

>>79442830
>>79442881
>>79443018
Thanks, Anons

>>79442991
because you have to actually give a shit first
other than that it's probably not enough listening to the language

>>79443018
>I like how poles never consider the possibility that their history books might lie about some things

Poland is a democratic, European country, we have thousands of Belarussian students.

Belarus is an authoritarian, Eurasian country, there are almost no Polish students there.

What do you think, which country has better historians, higher level of education and more freedom of speech?

test

>>79443041
>nah i understand too much of Polish for that

I'm sure you'd understand Ukrainian better than Polish if Ukrainian was written in the latin script.

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>http://forum24.cz/video-kdyz-vam-nechce-pustit-ceska-televize-selsky-rozum-tady-ho-mate/

Guys, we need a hero with good aim. Can’t do it myself, I was never a sniper material and last time I held a gun in my hands was seven years ago. Can’t see any lawful way now, bydlo and pensioners will vote him in as bydlo wants everybody to be equally miserable and pensioners want to punish thier children and grandchildren for not visiting them enough.

did Začad make it?

>>79443298
Exam is postponed.

>>79443177
According to the EU you're as authoritarian as we are
>eurasian
We share a border for fucks sake

>>79443018
because I'm not a man of cousrse ;^)

>>79443434
I belive by "euroasian" he refers to Euroasian Economic Union

>>79442813
good job, proud of you

>>79443434
>According to the EU you're as authoritarian as we are

Lol. We're authoritarian only by EU standards, that are very strict, but Belarus is beyond any scale, that's why you're not in the EU.

If Poland was as authoritarian as Belarus, it would be never allowed to join the EU.

>We share a border for fucks sake

But you chose the Eurasian union and the Eurasian, Mongol-influenced Russian culture.

>>79443248
i mean spoken

Mazowiec I swear to god if you don't go to Cordoba and meet with Argie qt and take a picture together then make benis in vegene you might as well return in a coffin

>>79443535
>w

Isn't using this letter a crime in Lithuania?

>>79443512
that nostalgia feel
back in Ireland I understood some Czech but we had to help ourselves with English to communicate but with Slovaks things were different, we just talked in Polish and Slovak and understood like 95%

>>79443535
stop putting them under pressure, if anything's supposed to happen it will happen naturally

>>79443554
Fuck that letter dispute shit

>>79443486
You’re eunuch?

>>79443512
I think you just never talked to Ukrainians speaking Ukrainian irl.

Probably because most of Ukrainians don't even know proper Ukrainian.

>>79443554
you keep complaining about belarussian culture influenced by ruskies, but you took the w letter from the germans yourselves lol

>>79443580
I'm a god damn force of nature, son.

>>79443638
not your son, buddy

>>79443668
hey, I'm not your buddy, pal

>>79443607
slovak czech and polish were once one langauge stupid polok

>>79443486
Yeah sure
>>79443496
That explains it, thanks
>>79443507
But still, turns out you're authoritarian country.
Welcome to the club. Embrace your internal mongol

>>79443626
>but you took the w letter from the germans yourselves lol

It's nothing bad about being influenced by Germans, they're kulturtragers, one of the richest, most civilized and progressive nations in the world. If you want to be European, you must accept the German influence.

Meanwhile, if you accept the prevailing Russian influence, you push yourself into "Eurasia".

Also, it's not that you created "v" on your own.

>>79443711
>Welcome to the club.
oh well hi
>>79443716
germans stink of poo

2bh i find the usage of the v letter autistic as well
it's from the latin alphabet isn't it?
and romans used to spell their empire IMPERIVM ROMANVM
but they pronounced it imperium romanum
so clearly v should be pronounced as u, whoever came up with the idea to make it into the letter it is today was pretty retarded

>>79443701
So were all Slavic languages, it's not an argument.

And no, there was no point in time, that Polish, Czech and Slovak were one language, while east Slavic languages were already separated. There was never anything like "a common west Slavic language". It's just that Polish, Czech and Slovak emerged from proto-Slavic with certain features that made linguists classify them as languages of one group, but they also had features that made these languages different from each other.

>>79443711
>But still, turns out you're authoritarian country.

It's like saying, that Spain is an authoritarian country, because it's not as democratic as Finland.

>>79443535
i'll meet with kordobianka for sure and try to not spill the spaghetti all over the place
it'll be fun i'm sure

>>79443716
>if you want to be European, you must accept the German influence
bait but still triggered me, good job

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>tfw I already posted legs several times and they still think I'm a man

>>79443761
it's probably the fucking anglos
Lithuania used to be called Litua or Lethovia or Lituania or something like that but the fucking th was not pronounced as that autistic "f" that anglos use now, if it wasn't for them, foreigners would be calling us Lituania instead of Lifjueinija.

>>79443818
best of luck pal

>>79443849
you need to continue

speaking of letters
whoever decided to name "w" dabl yu deserves to be shot as well
qyu
ar
es
tee
yu
vee
DABL YU

what the fuck

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>>79443849
attention whore more, maybe that will fix that

>>79443849
I have a thing for neck, bost neck plox

>>79442756
How come Belarusian sounds pleasant when Russian and Ukrainian sound annoying?
Or am I just biased

>>79443819
All nations of Europe are somehow influenced by Germans. For instance, the German legal system laid a foundation for most of modern European legal systems, except for the British one. But English people are Germanic people and their language is also Germanic.

>>79443879
ah that would be much more lithuanian sounding
sigh
>>79443917
you are biased

>>79443917
you are biased, I find all North Slavic languages pleasant

>>79443746
Hi. Let's go oppressing minorities.
>>79443793
But they aren't authoritarian according to EU.
What's the only thing that matters right? Or everything is subjective? Truly a mystery

>>79443930
literally "all Slavs are Russians" tier

>>79443985
Alright, Lithuania dear ready my horse!

>>79443879
Lietuva is actually a cool name and it's easier to pronounce than Lithuania. I always try to use "Lietuva" instead of "Lithuania". The main reason is to differentiate between the real Lithuania - GDL, that was mostly a Slavic country, and the small, Baltic part of that country - so Lietuva.

>>79443930
they keep larping as germanic people but everybody knows that they're a damn swarthy mixture of celts, frogs and a couple of danish invaders who conquered them
i mean look at a group of anglos, how many blonde people will you see there? exactly

and while their language may follow germanic grammatic rules, a vast portion of the vocabulary and pronounciation is romance in origin

why is that polack sperging out again

>>79443761
I still prefer the modern pronounciation of V. I mean
>weni widi wiki
just sounds retarded.

>>79443985
>But they aren't authoritarian according to EU.

Some EU politicians have already called Trump's America and post-Brexit UK authoritarian, so who cares.

And actually, no EU office called Poland authoritarian officially, it's just some leftist politicians chimping out.

>>79444043
this
>dieu et moin droit
FROG'd

>>79443290
summon Kandinsky

how do you say bucket in your language?
In Polish it's either Slavic 'wiadro' or Germanic 'kubeł'
we had lots of influences, be it Russian, German or Jewish

>>79443889
>>79443893
It's useless,I'll keep larping as a man

>>79444136
bucket

>>79444158
bost benis :DDD

>>79444158
Are there a lot of Hungarian loanwords in Slovak, or you removed them all after 1918, just like Lithuanians did with Polish loans?

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>>79444136
vödör

>>79444136
Vědro, kýbl or kbelík.

>>79444077
You're right, no one really cares.
>>79444158
t.man

>>79444136
vedro, kýbel

Oh my God that poor thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcfUdNfb808

>>79444214
>no one really cares.

No one cares about politics, but it does matter in disputes concerning issues of history.

>>79443889
nothing more womanly than attention whoring

>>79444199
Hungarian sounds like black magic spells confirmed :D

The only real Slavic language is Serbo-Croatian, it could be a Slavic lingua franca, it combines many features from west, east and south Slavic languages.

Everyone understands Serbian songs:

Kapetane Laziću narod tebe voli
Hrabri su hrabri tvoji sokolovi
Kapetane ljuti, narod dobro zna
Da si junak pravi to je istina

>>79443535
Now why would you say out loud what everyone was thinking anyway
>>79443942
>>79443978
Okay, I've relistened it, then listened to some Russian song, and tried to compare how they sound.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but does Belarusian use "sya" where Russian uses "shya"?
Also do they use "ć" instead of "cz" (I don't know the cyrillic equivalents)?
Overall it just seems much softer than Russian. Kinda like what Czech is to Polish.

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>>79444015
>real Lithuania

>>79444303
Btw, I hate that Polish has lost such genuine Slavic abstractive words like "istina" (truth) or "vreme" (time). It feels like we lost part of our soul.

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>>79444324
We are Russia of West Slavs, Czechia is Belarus and Slovakia - Ukraine

>>79444326
Lietuva is a parody of Lithuania.

>>79444370
Well at least we have nasal vowels like Slavs in the past

>>79444254
My point still stands.
Each county history books try to portray said country as cute and innocent, and it doesn't really matter what form of government it has.
>>79444326
Yes, you called?

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>>79444326
>just how many times will I have to use this image.png
You could use a different one.

if sexts femanon posts feet

>>79444406
>>79444411
>ethnically lithuanian dukes and kings, ethnically lithuanian nobility
>capital is in lithuania
>territories of belarus and ukraine were subjugated and incorporated into the country by lithuanians
>b-but hurr durr we wuz the real lithuanians n shieeet xD
kys

>>79444452
Lithuanians ruled teh Slavs

>>79444192
there are very few

gamba
ťava
írečitý(only 200IQ use this word)
korbáč

cant think of more but we do use lot of nicknames that come from hungarian

Alexander>šaňo
Štefan>Pišta

>>79444484
it's not we wuzing if it's the truth

>>79444452
I was just memeing, but I must say that first capital was in belarus

>>79443930
>But English people are Germanic people and their language is also Germanic.
If English is Germanic, so is French

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>>79444496
ok fine, now let's have chłodnik together

>>79444410
>Well at least we have nasal vowels like Slavs in the past

Well, we hardly do, they're barely pronounced and in many cases they're not pronounced at all, people usually say "e" or "em" instead of proper "ę".

Serbs just decided to stop pretending and they write "om" where Poles still write "ą" even though they actually say "om".

Serbian: "s tobom"
Polish: "z tobą", even though it's pronounced exactly like it's written in Serbian, so "s tobom".

>>79443879
>Litua
or just Litva

>>79444540
welp
they look cool in cyrillic
ą ją ę ję
ѫ ѭ ѧ ѩ

з тoбѫ

>>79444452
So why did Lithuanians stop speaking Lithuanian?

>>79444234
>kýbel
lel
kibel is a rude word for toilet here

>>79444600
>з тoбѫ

But it's not how it is pronounced irl. It should be written as c тoбoм if you want to use cyrillic.

Poles should immediately adopt the Serbian alphabet, Serbian culture, Serbian cuisine and Serbian music.

is this enough for attention whoring? ;^)

>>79444672
yes

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>>79444644
did you know that Zachód is toilet in Czech? Western Europe is one giant toilet

>>79444406
>Lithuania is a parody of Lithuania
That's a really stupid thing to say, name Lithuania didn't even exist back then, Lietuva and Lithuania is the same it's just in different god damn languages.

That's like saying Britain is a parody of the British Empire or something like that.

The i in Litva is a direct transliteration of Lithuanian ie. The name of the country literally comes from the core area of Lithuania before any grand duchy.

>>79444497
>Kernavė
>in Belarus
what

>>79444606
what

>>79444672
no

>>79444661
I like Belarusian more
>>79444672
>neck
thanks!

>>79444606
cos it's ugly language of peseants lol

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>>79444672
>no timestamp

>>79444695
>Lietuva and Lithuania is the same

Sure, just like Rus' and Russia?

> The name of the country literally comes from the core area of Lithuania

So it should be called Aukstatija.

>what

I asked why Lithuanian nobles stopped speaking Lithuanian and switched to Ruthenian and then to Polish?

>>79444606
people in lithuania proper still did, the ruthenian script was merely used for governmental purposes
we adapted to them you could say, since they outnumbered us, none of that changes the fact that the core and the foundation of gdl was lithuania and that the people who started and kept it up were lithuanians, thus i think that the term "real lithuanians" is more than appropriate when speaking of us
now fuck off

>>79444729
>>79444842
guys be nice

>>79444842
>we adapted to them you could say, since they outnumbered us

Slavs also outnumbered Hungarians, yet Hungarians managed to subjugate them and force them to speak their hellish language.

Why couldn't Lithuanians do the same?

>>79444842
>that the core and the foundation of gdl was lithuania

Sure, but that "Lithuania" was in Belarus.

>thus i think that the term "real lithuanians" is more than appropriate when speaking of us

No. Real Lithuanians are Belarussians, just Russians brainwashed them.

>>79444903
first you claim that we aren't the lithuanians, then when you get proven wrong you change the subject to why we didn't forcibly lithuanize them?

>>79444695
>Kernavė
>not novogrudok
Ok, the question is, who fucked up, you, me, or history books

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>>79444374
>We are Russia of West Slavs, Czechia is Belarus and Slovakia - Ukraine
This makes way more sense than it should.

>>79444939
the capital was and center of administration was in vilnius you fucking retard
>No. Because I said so!
okay
>>79444959
you

>>79444983
>vilnius

Did you mean Wilno? Lithuanians were a small minority there.

>>79444954
>that we aren't the lithuanians,

Because you were not. You were Balts, Samogitians, Letuvians, you name it. But not Lithuanians. Lithuanians were the people of GDL, so mostly Slavs.