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>>79426836
>Hej has the largest font
what did he mean by this?
Also how funny is it on a scale of 1-10 when we say "Nay" as our standard word for nej like ole knights?

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>>79426878
A better question is why "shalom" isn't in its proper script.

>>79426900
why would you study hebrew?

>>79426910
Most americans study hebrew in high school

>>79426910
I know a Jew who is Jewish and studied Hebrew.

couldnt sleep so i trimmed my pubes for the first time
feel very daft now, the wank experience wasnt even any different, probably shan't bother hereafter

business idea: welsh empire consisting of;
wales
cornwall
herefordshire
patagonia
new south wales
new zealand
alberta
idaho

true british kino incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk5hfnmj39A

bit warm out

australian weather

>>79426929
would honestly believe it

>>79426984
I wasn't joking

on my way back home to wollongong now, second time this week

>>79426989
Why are you pretending on the internet?

Jews would NEVER want us learning their tongue

>>79426984
He is joking.
I studied French but you can choose from Spanish, French, or German (for muh heritage reasons) and occasionally Japanese.
Also, Jews don't like it when "goys" intrude on their heritage.

got around to watching rogue one

not very good, felicity jones dies at the end

remember when the fat kid in hey arnold went to the synagogue

measured me knob now. 7 inches long but only 5 inches girth. according to the chart that makes me an E; not satisfying

>>79427025
screaming

>>79427025
>remember when the fat kid in hey arnold went to the synagogue
>>79427023
>got around to watching rogue one
>>79427003
>Jews would NEVER want us learning their tongue
>>79426980
>bit warm out
>>79426942
>wales

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Feels good man

>>79427069
all me

>>79427070
hmmmmmmm

>>79427070
nog

how come australia and nz went to fight alingside the yanks in vietnam but the uk and canada didn't? you a bunch of yellow commie lovers?

>>79427122
shut up imperialist loving rat

how come australia and nz went to fight alingside the yanks in vietnam but the uk and canada didn't? you a bunch of yellow commie lovers?

how come australia and nz went to fight alingside the yanks in vietnam but the uk and canada didn't? you a bunch of yellow commie lovers?

>>79427141
stupid pommy commie

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>>79427122
>Implying we needed their help

Good OP

>>79427122
Does that mean they are yellow (cowardly) and love Commies, or that they love yellow Commies?

>>79427122
based wilson

>>79427122
because (contrary to popular belief) we don't do everything america tells us to do

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>The book [What Happened by Hilary Clinton] is also sometimes corny, with quotes from “Hamilton” and details about the hot sauce she carries everywhere (Ninja Squirrel Siracha), suggesting that the Clinton who told young voters to “Pokemon-go-to-the-polls” really meant it. The aphorism “What does not kill us makes us stronger” is credited to both Friedrich Nietzsche and Kelly Clarkson.

>>79427166
how come australia and nz went to fight alingside the yanks in vietnam but the uk and canada didn't? you a bunch of yellow commie lovers?

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I simply do not believe market forces always lead society in the best direction.

>>79427162
you quite literally do

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>>79427170
CAN YA TELL ME DOCTOR WHY I STILL CAN'T GET TO SLEEP
AND WHY THE CHANNEL 7 CHOPPER CHILLS ME TO MY FEET

>>79427159
i originally meant because gooks are yellow but i guess it works the other way too

puttering at this thread

I unironically spend over 60 dollars a month on loot crates

>>79427230
what's all that puttering aboot, eh?

Capitalism? All fine and dandy, but you're gonna need to sprinkle in some economic planning and regulation to keep it afloat.

>>79427241
no shit you dumb cunt

>>79427241
*sprinkles it with your head*
insha'al-bazzar
the Invisible Hand guides me

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>all this baitposting

anyone always feel the need to yell when they cum? did a wank in a uni toilet and let out a scream when I was finished.

the professors in the hall were absolutely livid

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>>79427241
MOMS GONNA FLOAT

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H I G H ENERGY

>>79427344
fuck donald drumpf

>>79427321
are you a woman?

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There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave her boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

>>79426900
>«Пpивeт» & «Пpивiт»
>Basic'ly the same word, only with one different phoneme
Well please don't kill us from your imagination, Moderators (!)
They can at least put здpáвcтвyйтe (zdrávstvuĭte) or здopóвo (zdoróvo) to liven it up somewhat.

>>79427368
no but I like to wank with a cheeky finger up the arse

business idea: be the wealthiest most handsome biggest gorilla dick around

What's going on lads?

>>79427411
miss my nigga harambe

>>79427427
sup mavinas lad

>>79427445
Don't talk to me lad.

cigaretto

>>79427452
I'll do as I see fit.

just ate some yoghurt, cheese and ice cream, drank some milk

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>“you a bunch of yellow commie lovers?”

>>79427452
Don't try nicking my islands lad

>>79427479
*punches you in the stomach causing a loud gurgle*

>>79427344
>California
>Texas
What were purposes of these stops?

>>79427520
to visit big important states?

>>79427479
based

>>79427020
Ehh we learn the exact same and not because of "muh heritage", but because they're the biggest languages after English.

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>>California
>>Texas
>What were purposes of these stops?

>>79427532
The main purpose of a campaign to win the U.S. Præsidency is to win swingstates, not go onto grounds which are solidly Republican or solidly Democratic — merely a waste of time, energy and money.

>>79427542
Alri fag, what was incorrect about my post, really?
Merely highlighting and pasting beside an image is even more an act of a brainlet.

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>Alri fag, what was incorrect about my post, really?
>Merely highlighting and pasting beside an image is even more an act of a brainlet.

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>gen z

>>79427722
anglokike

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>gen zed

storm out

hey einstein i'm on your side

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In this town there lived a bad hombre
By the name of Tejanos Ted
Many men had tried to take him
And that many men were dead

*storms out*

going to sleep now
will be thinking about you ;)
(yes, you.)

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ate some pizza and now i have a bit of heartburn

Knock knock.

>>79428025
how much pizza lad

>>79428047
only two slices

feel sick

>>79428043
Who's there?

>>79428066
that's not very much pizza

nvrm the joke doesnt make sense good night

>>79428076
dave

>>79428077
For a yank maybe. For a European that is two days worth

>>79428090
k thanks for telling me that
*walks away*

>>79428093
wow
tell me more things about Europe

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>>79428077
on a diet haha

>>79428115
We're in the process of leaving it and becoming our own continent

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>>79428142
ah yes I have heard tell of this so called "breakfast" movement and its leader, Nick Flamingo

yr fav transsexual muslim communist lesbian advice columnist. she/her.

why is thread so dead?

Lads just realised the other night that there is more then one gender.

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Why aren't you colonizing a nonwhite womb?

>>79428267
fuck off back to Tumblr

>>79428267
yea
Women and *other*

>>79428093
Nonce.

>>79428227
Mong.

>>79428268
Bender.

>>79428293
Yank.

Get off 4Chan Steve.

Frank if you don't fuck off I'm showing your wife the pictures from Ian's stag

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Lads just realised i'm a nervous system trapped in a body.

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4chan has made me self-aware
i think back to my pre-'chon days and remember what an arrogant little fuckhead i was

>>79428379
SHUT IT DOWN

>>79428379
Think you need to up your hot meal count haha

do deadlifts hit your back?

>>79428268
scoliosis is a cruel disease

do livedrops miss your front?

>>79428458
I livedropped one on your mom's front.

manual transmission drivers are closet faggots, they just love fondling and jerking off their leather stick

do injuredholds graze your side?

I WANT CHILDREN BUT IAM TOO YOUNG AND POOR

>huuurr le kids suck hate humanity xD

FUCK you

the chilean, is he a quare?

>>79428489
Quare?

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>lookin through old hard drives
>access a ~10 year old 10k rpm drive
>hear this roaring sound like a freight train coming out of my pc
>whole thing starts vibrating
>temps jump 20c
>my mfw

I was just a boy when we first met
Guess I still am
Thinking bout the men you had before me
I'm selfish can't help it I love you so much

might go see It tomorrow

>>79428559
See what

>>79428570
information technology

>>79428521
fuck off Milo

Music? Yeah I'm quite the fan.

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>tfw I will never suck a fart out of Emma Watson's asshole

Film? No I'm quite the air conditioner.

still havent seen the got finale
don't care either

Supposed to go to the dentists today. 8:35am. Why would I make an appointment for so early in the morning? This is just depressing. Might phone and cancel, my teeth are okay.

>>79428758
Snape kills Dumbledore

>>79428758
think carcetti gets elected mayor

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>>79426836
>using the wrong pic

End yourself OP, this was your one fucking job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3alPFZoHA4

power went out in the middle of the night
thanks for reading

did not read the previous post

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>Seppos killing this thread

/brit/ is becoming one of "those" generals like /ita/ or /balk/

>>79428917
Meaning?

>>79428996
Someone only posts in it about once an hour

This thread is at a mere 37 posters, not 54, nor 65.
I know not why, but those numbers stuck in my mind from mine other visits to /brit/.

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where is everyone

>>79429221
>>79429534
/brit. is a productive memeber of society

Everyone is in work or at uni, very few NEETs here

fuck this general