fat fluffy rat edition
>>79421827
friendly reminder
I only ever asked out one girl, when I was 14
she said no but texted a few weeks later that maybe something could work but at that point I was already over it mostly, I don't think I ever expected her to say yes
nevertheless it ruined our friendship, which was valuable to me since I didn't have many friends and still dont. she was really cool too, liked conan the barbarian and alan moore comics and hated leftists (as much as a 14 year old could anyway), she watched kubrick movies like I did and had a phase when she was younger where she tried to learn sindarin just like I did, we went to a renaissance fair together once too.
in a few years I want to try to contact her again. I really REALLY hope she didn't turn out to be some huge slut.
>>79421848
wouldn't gf a girl i wouldn't marry and i wouldn't settle to marry
>>79421827
B R I N G B A C K
U
L
L
Y
I
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▶
▶
i deserve a gf
Bernie wants to make Medicare for everyone and his base is eating it up
Yes! Everyone in the US should be on Medicare, that is the best outcome! Force the government to pay for EVERYTHING.
>>79421882
what makes you think a girl won't have to settle for you?
>>79421922
im the complete package minus money
>>79421817
well there was a qt at my workplace
Are you a NEET? I'm sure there are qts where you work, regularly get coffee, in apartment complex, at laundromat - I dunno but I have a feeling you're discounting a lot of qts
>>79421912
bad idea by my estimation
>>79421935
you want to marry a girl that you can't support financially?
that won't work out
>>79421850
les quebecois sont bête pêh
gold horizon
dunwell poppy
oval clara
parcheggio verulam
which one is the better band name
I took 4 grams of mushrooms with orange juice and vitamin c and I'm still not seeing anything out of the ordinary
>>79421905
wrong
>>79421942
im starting work as a busboy this weekend, hopefully there will be some qts there. there were some qts at my old job downtown but the only ones i spent lunch with were dumb and didnt generate any interest in me
>>79421962
well im gonna get a real job one day, not gonna look into marriage until im in my mid 20s anyway, most teenage girls are highly immature
>>79421966
quebecois would say con
>>79421912
What does it feel like to be literally the only developed country stuck in the dark ages?
>>79421992
slit your throat cocksucker
>>79422001
feels like producing the best doctors in the world and being the only country that actually makes any type of advancements in medicine because doctors are actually paid well and valued.
lol
>>79422018
the rest of the world gets to benefit from your research but we also dont get bankrupted by extended hospital stays
lol
>>79422001
the dark ages were better
>>79422018
Proof is in the pudding and you have higher rates of diseases both chronic and as well as a lower life expectancy.
>>79421995
je sais pas les malédictions de françaises
>>79422018
Does it feel like paying way more for mediocre care? Because that's what you do.
>burgers are so cucked they enjoy paying $1000+ for an ambulance trip
Lmao
>>79422070
didn't mean to put the de in there
>>79421995
>im gunna get a real job one day
well as long as you have some kind of plan for the future, you'll make it.
we've already passed!
just smoked a bit of DUDE, ama
>>79422067
well sorry that theres a bunch of shitty poor people that medical science cant save
>>79422049
and china gets to benefit from your real estate market
>>79422085
not when you have a not shitty insurance plan. Blame obama for fucking everything up with aca
if we had free healthcare we would get even more shitskin immigrants
>>79422120
wtf i love free healthcare now
>>79422003
take a deep breathe and calm down.
>>79422067
medical care can't stop people from making poor decisions
>>79422120
very true
Italic languages should be outlawed.
>>79422118
You realize that even with a decent insurance plan you pay way more for that level of care than you would with single payer right? You literally have the most expensive healthcare system in the world.
>>79422118
>and china gets to benefit from your real estate market
dont live in vancouver, but nice try
Listening to Bjork
>>79421883
I thought a predator would swoop in and eat him.
>>79422183
If every woman in the world looked and acted like bjork we would all be happier
>>79421966
il faut avouer qu'on est quand même mieux que les canadiens
j'ai tellement ris quand j'ai vu un post d'un américain qui remerciait le canada pour son support pendant le 11 septembre, juste pour se faire envoyer chier parce que vous avez donald trump comme président
>>79422070
Look at this brainlet misplacing a "de!"
>>79422070
dumb motherfucker
>>79422149
because doctors earn more that way, and when they earn more they do better jobs. We actually value our doctors and don't see them as civil servants. Also remember were the largest REAL country in the world (china and india don't count because all those billions are just zerglings)
doctors earn 50% of their normal salary through medicaid/medicare patients. Expand that system to fit 300m people and we'll have to start paying doctors in ectoplasm goo rations
Listening to diarrhea planet
>>79422263
my sister's BF's cousin is a lead in that band
china #1
ameriniggers should be killed
Því það er svo næs að fá það í rassinn
>>79422283
maybe youll find a gf in china, are you not a manlet?
老我菜平果照明照面令领国
if american doctors are so great why is everyone here a fat stupid retard dying of cancer
>>79422250
Canadian doctors earn more on average than American doctors
>>79422281
wow can I get your autograph, mister?
>>79422309
your working class culture is abysmal and teetering on third world
>>79422298
old english is so cool
>cumming to /cum/
What the fuck is wrong with you
Absolutely pathetic posts, Pennsylvanian
>>79422309
they're just the test subjects.
america is the new brazil
>>79422250
But you don't get the best care, you are consistently ranked somewhere in the middle but spend the most by far. The medical industry in your country has developed into an oligopoly, meaning that hospitals, drug companies, etc can jack up prices with impunity. The point of single payer is to create a consumer monopoly by having the government pay for the costs, thus giving people the ability to force costs down since they have far stronger bargaining power through the government.
>>79422309
Too many spics
>>79422309
can you be a doctor for profit in the US
that could explain it, much like the private prisons you have
>>79422335
go back to school, kid.
i'm not trying to leach off of his fame. i'm trying to point out a little coincidence between my life, and the life of another /cum/ bum
>>79422339
Gas yourself nonwhite.
>>79422309
>>79422334
you WAT
http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-doctors-still-make-dramatically-less-than-u-s-counterparts-study
>The average income after expenses, in U.S. dollars, for an orthopedic surgeon in the U.S. was $442,450, compared to $208,000 in Canada, $324,000 in the U.K. and $154,000 in France.
>>79422334
hell to the fucking no, not in quebec
>>79422339
I wonder who could be behind this?
>>79422382
you first calicuck
>>79422449
Shan't be doing so unless my life gets so sad that I get fired from a call center.
There are girls posting and browsing /cum/ RIGHT NOW
I will never EVER get a gf lmaoooooo
>>79422498
tell them to fuck off and die
>>79422498
i hope they're in quebec
>>79422418
dont mind honest working class people one bit, im just saying their culture has been destroyed by modern consumerism and urbanization that has left them with no steady work, walmarts killing small towns economies and the opiate crisis
>>79422479
well shucks im flattered you even remembered that
>>79422519
I have a good memory.
I'm white
Discuss
>>79422532
no you don't dumbshit
>>79422539
(You)
>>79422540
Fight me, manlet
I wanna inspect her WMDs
>>79422539
You must pay for your crimes
>>79422570
thank you, but for serious i am white
>>79422519
I know, what I'm saying is that the decline of American working class culture has been, if not intentional, extremely beneficial to the American elite. The commodification of culture has hollowed out the ability of the average American to be creative or really think for themselves, as well as provided an easy way for every upper class vampire from Wall Street to the Pentagon to inject self serving ideology directly into the American brain.
>>79422403
Yes that's one specific type of doctor. According to McClean's the average pay for a doctor in Canada is $339,000 per annum. As of last year the average for an orthopedic surgeon is $446,000 CAD. Our average family practitioner, the most common type of doctor makes $271,000 on average, your's average under $200,000
OhioANO is not white
Discuss
>>79422498
doubtful
>>79422632
Yes I am
79422578
PELASE NOTICFE ME GIRL SAMA
tfw no gf
>>79422656
CHIs are not white
>>79422578
dont creepshot dude
>>79422605
its fucked, i hope poor people wake up and smell the coffee during an election cycle soon
>>79422417
Specialists in the USA make more, average doctors make less. Surgeons are not the norm
>>79422696
I am white and a CHI
>>79421827
mama mia
>>79422699
I've never had such an intense crush on a girl in my life bud, it's crazy
>>79422699
Soon brother.
business idea: tell people they're unique and different when they're really not
Reminder that the president tells everything there is to know about the country he's leading.
>>79422721
Impossible
>>79422364
Brazil is whiter than the USA
>>79422676
can i try and set you up with somebody
>>79422724
hmm, this doesen't seem to work anymore
>>79422721
you should be in prison
>>79422756
why
>females in my /cum/
Stop
>I'm white and a CHI
i have never fallen down the stairs only up them
happy birthday jake
can't stop listening to it lads
https://youtu.be/fKuuKwJF7kw#t=5
>>79422786
i dont look like that i look white
>>79422727
talk to her instead of taking creepshots for /cum/
>>79422727
please keep taking pictures
>>79422817
I hope his flash goes off
kek
Where'd all the good posters who actually posted OC like NotADrunk go
where is my Misaki?
>>79422817
I'm having lunch with her tomorrow. I wanna fuck her or at least make out with her on Friday
>>79422578
This is what I'm talking about. 10/10, almond activating post
>>79422874
what
might take the qt to the movies this weekend, not sure yet.
>>79422513
this is why you'll NEVER have a gf
What's your opinion of Austin, Texas?
>>79422937
don't care
>>79422953
yet another reason why you have no gf
>>79422861
i used to do OC
>>79422961
don't care
>>79422912
>Welcome to the NHK
>Twenty-two-year-old college dropout Tatsuhiro Satou has been a hikikomori for almost four years now. In his isolation, he has come to believe in many obscure conspiracy theories, but there is one in particular which he holds unshakable faith in: the theory that the evil conspirator behind his shut-in NEET (Not in Employment, Education or Training) status is the Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai (NHK)—an evil and secret organization dedicated to fostering the spread of hikikomori culture.
Misaki is the girl that tries to save him
its pretty a good light novel and anime
Back into the ol' 2 energy drinks a day
>>79422948
heard it was a prog shit heap
>>79422983
>not sniffing a half egg of powder a week
p vanilla boyo
>energy drinks
i have one cup of coffee a day, and one soda
>there are caffiends ITT right now
pathetic
pumpkin spice
so nice
crikey
>>79423036
faggot
>>79423051
fuck yes, love this time of year
Drinking any caffeinated beverage other than tea or black coffee makes you subhuman and worthy of death
1 flag penn is so stupid holy shit
>>79423053
this is why you have no gf
>>79423036
mong
>>79423067
no you're just pissed off
>>79423067
what about me
Wish these cocksuckers didn't private their Facebook profiles so I could get more photos.
>>79422994
What's your opinion of racemixing white men from Austin, Texas?
>>79423067
he is the last bastion of good quality posting in /cum/
>john olivers last week tonight renewed through 2020
yes.
>>79423091
thanks
>>79423071
t. slave
>>79423087
not good
>getting triggered by one flag penisilvania
>>79423092
>not 2024
they could have saved some money there
>>79423091
>tfw no gf posts and random hostility is the bastion of good quality posting on /cum/
stop acting like there's any quality posters or posts here
Should I buy a pizza?
repeat after me
penny is your frenny
>>79423129
he's better than you for sure
>>79423131
only if it's 'iian
>>79423140
name one (1) bad post i've ever made
>>79423156
Every post where you call yourself white
>>79423131
Get hotwings instead
How would americans react if I refused to stand for their national anthem at a sports event ?
/cum/ is /fum/
>>79423161
that's just me stating a fact
>>79423156
This one
>>79423156
this one >>79421992
>>79422948
I'm dating a girl who lives there so that bumps it up a notch
>tfw 90% one ethnicity
>>79423131
get a deep dish 'go 'za
pic related
>>79423168
I'll lynch you just for suggestin it boi
tell you hwat
>>79423190
youre a mutt like me hambrolio
>>79423168
You'd be in a prime position to succ a real patriot's cock
>>79423184
that's the type of post 1 flag penn would make
>>79423168
i would ask you politely and firmly to stand up, and if you remained sitting down i would uninvite you from my after game bbq
>>79423190
>10% mystery bag
Yuck. Could never date you
Pennsylvanian poster is better than OhioANO and it's not up for debate.
i won a poll against 1 flag penn awhile ago and he also had admitted im better in the past
>>79423229
It's 10% Irish
>>79423221
how's it going, crater face?
https://youtu.be/vZv9-TWdBJM?t=1m14s
/thread
>>79423249
Don't reply to me you mick termite
Got my first d8 tonight with a mentally ill chinese girl
i am the best poster in /cum/ and the smartest person in the entire universe.
>>79423255
Awful.
i'm like 80% irish
why does go hate me
>>79423266
hot
>>79423248
pathetic post
maybe PA is better than you
>>79423258
t. angsty no gf 14 yo
Post boogers
the best poster never gets mentioned and I have never been mention
really jiggles the brain nubbins
>>79423271
so smart i invented time travel to post this
shame the machine didn't work. looks like i ended up in canada
>>79423271
have you gotten laid yet
>>79423291
really stupid question
>>79423297
no that would be if i asked you if you got laid yet
>>79423271
wrong
horrible edition
>>79423305
this is why i am a better poster
you are always rude
Several pizza places near me but I think I'm gonna go to a place that sells them by the slice
>>79423317
you're ruder and you're always rude first
>>79423315
decent poster
>>79423220
Why should I stand
you are all terrible posters
t. never mentioned poster
>>79423317
this is why you have no gf
>tfw I asked my dealer for a special and he ghosted me
>>79423339
alabama nigger
could go for a little caesars deep dish pizza right about now
>>79423331
to show respect for the people hosting you right now. if you want to use in our services, you could try participating in our culture a little bit.
>>79423331
Singlehandedly saved Britain in both world wars
>>79423309
soosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoosoo
>>79423359
Never seen a deep dish pizza in the UK, what are they like ?
>>79423348
I bet you ask to get floated, too, you bum.
>>79423356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0qDKQeu71o
>>79423381
>he's never had lasagna
>>79423331
you shouldn't
america is shit and will never stand up to glorious britain
>>79423381
Basically lasagna but if all the pasta sank to the bottom and formed a crust.
>>79423366
Ummm sweety if you want to use my language you could maybe not rebel against my empire ?
>/int/ without flag roleplaying
I'd rather browse /trash/
>>79423370
ben garrison would have labels and big arrows pointing to all of them
>>79423381
I like them sometimes, it's basically a pizza on top of a semi-crunchy and greasy loaf of bread.
>>79423398
Oh. I love lasagna though. Can you still pick it up as a slice or does it fall apart? Need a knife and fork ?
Idea: Take over an entire city just so I can continue my opium trade
>>79423383
I asked him for an 80 dollar gram or coke. His coke is shit and he knows that. It's mostly amphetamines.
>>79423428
alerting the authorities
>>79423400
the sun has set on that, old man. just like it has on your "empire."
>>79423421
You can still eat it with your hand.
business idea: teach you guys how to get girls for money
>>79423430
>expecting an $80/g bag not to be stomped
What year is it
>Ummm sweety if you want to use my language you could maybe not rebel against my empire?
"""Engl*sh""" is gay you fucking bender kys
>>79423441
I have a gf already.
>>79423441
c0ool
>>79423436
We are biding our time. Canada will be our invasion point. Look to the north. The reconquest will be glorious.
business idea: sell "self-help" books that mainly consist of fluff and extremely vague advice that could apply to anything
>>79423291
no.
im joining two clubs this term. one of them is a conversation group with exchange students learning english.
>>79423441
>girls
t. pedophile
>>79423471
this RP is getting gay, bud. quit it
>>79423471
>reconquest
im gonna get my sister to throw flowers at your soldiers
>it's another britbong we wuzzing as a frog episode
peace out /cum/ im going to a thread with actual quality, not that you could find me anyways.
>>79423461
Wish she'd wear some makeup every now and then. I'm embarrassed to be seen with her
civil war when
>>79423508
Can't be mine then since she's a cutie
gonna play some crusader kings 2
>>79423515
November 9th 2020
>Meds create greatest empire on earth
>rekt after they let g*rmans into their army
>g*rmans claim to be the real romans but cant even make a single state
hmm
>Meds explore the world and create trade routes with asia
>Meds find the new world
>Assglos claim it was all theirs all along, end up ruining everything
hmm
>>79423526
don't care
Benedict Arnold literally did nothing wrong
>>79423524
Ha, yea. When the lights are out
>>79423526
Autism
>>79423526
>another Ireland game
*yawn*
>>79423530
hello terrone you seem to be confused about the general success of anglo colonies vs hispanic ones
Gonna play a song for you now, it's about a guy who's COLD on the exterior but deep down, y'know, he's a good man. AND HIS NAME, is Johnny Guitar.
Play the guitar; play it again, my Johnny
Maybe you're cold, but you're so warm inside
I was always a fool for my Johnny
For the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again
Johnny Guitar
What if you go, what if you stay, I love you
What if you're cruel, you can be kind I know
There was never a man like my Johnny
Like the one they call Johnny Guitar
(Instrumental break)
There was never a man like my Johnny
Like the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again
Johnny Guitar
>>79423552
i've never played the irish before
>>79423526
the reddit paradox game
>>79423557
amazing post
>>79423572
Play Israel. You DO have Sons of Abraham, right?
>>79423557
I didn't post that.
>its 8:30
>only did half of my japanese flashcards
hmm,
>>79423574
i wouldn't know i don't browse reddit
>>79423590
>jap knees
Neckie neckie
>>79423585
i bought the base game and pirated the DLC like every sensible person
>>79423610
this is why you should be in prison
>>79423600
what did he mean by this?
Idea: Illegally download my own game several times over so the pirates run out of copies
>>79423592
play vicky 2 or hoi3 you nigger
>>79423441
4chan is half normally-socialized people who only come here to kill a bit of time and half lost causes
>>79423616
im not buying 200+ dollars of DLC my friend
>tfw lost cause
Lmao imagine being american
>>79423632
Even more autistic.
>>79423644
You forgot the underaged retards but yeah pretty much.
>>79423666
do you really think i give a shit what you think is or isnt autistic
>>79423665
racist
>>79423679
Go lose a job, teenage mulatto.
>>79423674
id say they go under lost causes
>>79423665
>Rochester, NY
This is the ideal
928 hours in Europa Universalis IV: me
0 hours played in the last 2 weeks on Steam for me
>>79423700
EUIV is okay but HOI4 should be deleted and all the physical copies burned
w-why did i catch some girls looking at me today?
>>79423725
this but also EU4
What's with all the baby paradox games. Play a game that actually makes you think like Hearts of Iron IV (4)
>tfw don't play Strategy vidya anymore
just talked to a qt
>she said hi
>and i said hi
she wants my dick
rate my autism
I can appeal my ban in a week, what should I say to the janny?
>>79423744
>hi
You should have said "open wide", dude
>>79423730
they might have thought you looked weird
>>79423755
how could you possibly play hotline miami 2 that much. i dont even think i finished it
>>79423755
>skyrim
>oblivion
>>79423755
normalfag
>>79423331
why would you come here if you don't want to respect the customs?
I don't care if you wouldn't stand, but it's kind of autistic to be in a area surrounded by thousands and thousands of people standing up and you just keep sitting because you're a brit. You don't have to sing along or anything just don't sit down where you'll be eye level to people's asses and dicks. It's weird.
being a manlet > being a dicklet
>>79423755
Lmao you WISH you were autistic. I'm afraid it's much worse
Hehe
>>79423759
send him hot pockets and a fleshlight
>>79423778
t. brainlet
>>79423759
I need more info, most appeals are denied. If it was a NSFW image you can sometimes say it was an accident and I won't do it again. Of course that depends on context.
>>79423793
t. dicklet
I rose from silver to gold with Doomfist only
everyone else is a pleb
NEED a big tit american wife
eternal catposter strikes again
>>79423806
>gold
Absolute state of you
>>79423806
>nu-watch
Take a bow, noskiller
>>79423770
there's a community workshop and mods, it's not like I've been playing the base game over and over
>>79423774
thanks
>>79423802
I broke global rule Numero uno
>>79423825
>there's a community workshop and mods
neat
>>79423811
Too sketchy to be around those fire hazards.
>>79423775
Stop getting offended by hypothetical situations
>>79423811
you have to be a mad man to get those kinds of bazongas
>>79423835
Your life is a hypothetical situation
>>79423837
Subtle reference genius
>>79423827
w-what?
>>79423827
Happened to me for no reason (well I did make fun of the custodial volunteers) and all appeals were denied. How long is the sentence?
>>79423835
I'm not offended. I wouldn't give it a second thought if I saw it.
>>79423859
Forever
>>79423841
So is your foreskin
>>79423852
>>79423870
RIP
Just say you won't do it again and hope for the best.
>>79423876
Left thread before reading this
hood
good
mood
look
crook
spook