/brit/

watching the hateful eight

gorj

The far right debates the far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT9e5Fw9Wi0

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>>79421482

kWEW

>>79421543
watch the truman show instead

I'm sick of spending these lonely nights, training myself not to care.

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need a qt gf to cuddle

call me mboko again you fucking clown ill annihilate you

listening to chinese rap music
unironically good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYKU_O_s2k

>>79421550
the famous british humor

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>>79421550
the essential bean kino

can hear normbles shrieking and stomping upstairs
it's tuesday evening for fuck's sake

Good bye for now :'(

about to watch 2001: a space odyssey myself

>>79421549
>sarcuck of mossad
>far right

>>79421516
You quite literally are a rasheed, despite your delusions last time I checked your country was Islamic.
Berbers origins are from the Capsian culture aka a fucking North African peoples.
You're literally a rasheed mixed with m'boko and you're LARPing as a fuckind indo-european. The state mate

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anime

>>79421598
It's really shit to be honest

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>Austr****

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>I'm an ex-pat too, like yourself

>>79421550
Ah yes, the world famous British television........

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Bum piano

>>79421598
really boring film

>>79421598
downloaded it a year ago but haven't got round to watching it yet

need to marry a very rich successful posh girl and become a trophy husband
too bad i'm an ugly runt waheyyy

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latex
>>79421501
where does the remote go after she turns the telly on

I work in an online company and we have a business version of facebook within the company, People made merciless meme pages, nothing particularly savage but a lot of mocking idiot customers with screenshots and photoshops.

Dunno what happened but they've shut it down across the entire company worldwide..

Someone got fire...

>>79421623
He says """ Algerian """ roman governors in Britain conquered the white boy britcucks any truth to that

>>79421646
cheeky

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>>79421639

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anyone notice people saying zee instead of zed a lot more often these days?

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>>79421651
same
might do an lsa extraction tomorrow and put it on

>>79421625
neeeeeed aoba neeeeeeeeeeeeed to wank shes so fucking fucking fit

>>79421295
can easily imagine that IEs were white. I just think that whoever those people in europe were before IEs were also white. looking at distributions of whiteness in europeans today doesnt really seem to add up if pre IE europeans werent white - surely thered be way more dilution as it headed westwards since white genes are recessive
also, although theres probably a lot of IE admixture, basques dont seem any less white than their neighbours
if you look at anglo-saxons in britain for example, we took on the language and pretty much got rid of celtic altogether, but we're still genetically more pre-germanic than germanic
reckon a lot of that pre-germanic genetic mixture is also pre-IE white

>>79421589
beano

>>79421623
>LARPing as a fuckind indo-european
Never did. Never would. No mixing though. Berbers are just an African people.

>>79421594
w-w-where are you going

help the autists are arguing over whiteness

>>79421688
Probably because of Jay Z

>>79421559
>>79421671

>>79421482
I'm looking at the doorstopper under your chair, you're probably in the way of a door!

>>79421688
thankfully no
greater london?

>>79421629
have you enjoyed any other Kubrick movies?

Shoes lol!

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>>79421482
LOVE kristen

LOVE HER so i do

glass of whiskey and some netlfix in bed before I go to sleep x

*sniff*
:'('''

>>79421639
Why'd you post a picture of your family? Make sure you don't get doxxed lad

>>79421688
That's how you say it though

>>79421732
not personally but the people using it are from that neck of the woods yeah

need a fanny gf

>>79421598
thought it was good

why is quentin tarantino suddenly narrating his own film

>>79421559
top tier film tbf

>>79421742
Started watching White Gold last night
Not bad desu

>>79421740
why is she standing next to a lifesize bratz doll

>>79421722
well fuck me sideways? what part of england's relatively cheap? the northeast?

>>79421670
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quintus_Lollius_Urbicus
Shall adopt Quintus Lollius as my /Brit/ monicker from now on

>>79421806
leftism

>>79421780
it's a black male thing

>>79421802
the north
still more expensive than newfoundland

RIP matty ludford

>>79421806
what precisely is wrong with this

you have 30 seconds

>whiskey

is there more of a dork drink?

>>79421802
north, some of the midlands and various shitty areas all over
bits of coastal kent are maybe cheaper than youd think
the north is best value imo

>>79421802
the north
in a town just outside of manchester you can buy a house for £50,000 or so

>>79421549
>contrapoints
that retard got btfo by ryan faulk

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>>79421670
Not algerian. Actual berbers of that time period. The berbers today are mixed with arabs. Just look at the state of him, compare him to any rasheed and they'll look the same.
Then look at the bust of a Roman Berber and he'll look nothing like him.
Does the guy in this pic look like him at all? Absolutely not.
Algerians claiming berber ancestry is a disgrace and is quite literally WE WUZ tier
>>79421711
You are not berber lmao. All berbers of today except secluded tribesmen are shitskins. You look fuck all like a Roman Berber bust.

>>79421844
>e

doing it wrong

>>79421720
jai zed

>>79421844
FOY

>>79421844
Port

>>79421735
I have liked all the ones I have seen but 2001 is sooooo fucking dull.

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doing a think

>live in scotland
>comute to england

is this possible?

Why don't you guys make music like this anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBDceYvqdbs

DMT lads.. whatchu reckon?

Had a dream that I was fucking some ugly chick with big tits behind the garden shed. Then I see a text interface pop up and it's dictating what's going to happen next. Then it goes back to the scene. I peek around the garden shed and there's a fucking dinner party going on. My uncle sees me and I just speedwalk out of there, leaving the girl behind. Nobody seems to take much mind.

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our important princess has just left home

please take care of her, lads.

>>79421688
I have actually, it's a distressing trend

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was looking at my arse in the mirror today lads and i was quite impressed with it

>>79421806
i read this in the correct order

spoopy

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*drinks whisk(e)y*

>>79421865
What you on about I literally look like the guy. Same nose same everything.
Btw that's not Quintus Lollius you idiot.
>Secluded tribesmen
You don't know shit about north Africa mate.

>>79421907
who

>>79421894
Well duh, just live on the border dummy

>>79421836
A boy should have a father and a mother and preferably be genetic parents not being raised by two arse bandits

>>79421943
missed the part where you explain why

>>79421625
post aoba wank pic

How do I change the past?

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a caribbean island hated by america?

>>79421950
Its not right simple as child won't have a proper natural upbringing as nature and God intended

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>>79421963

>mum and dad who go at it every opportunity like perverts in the mouth, fanny, bum with latex, scat, household pets

or

>gay couple who vote tory

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>>79421973

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walk into the club like

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Long day out, pretty tired now

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>>79421806

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>>79421963

>>79421982
I don't think about Cuba at all unless I'm drinking a mojito or watching baseball

>>79422009
Edgy

>>79422009
runtlife

>>79421943
Gays are generally higher income, more cultured and open minded. They'll turn the kid into a five-languages-speaking machine finely-tuned for capitalist societies tbqh.

>>79421973
buy a pasta maker

>>79422021
how is a fish edgy
you should have seen the pseudointellectual political cartoon that was there before

Meph. Now, Faustus, ask what thou wilt.
Faust. First will I question with thee about hell. 105
Tell me where is the place that men call hell?
Meph. Under the Heaven.
Faust. Ay, but whereabout?
Meph. Within the bowels of these elements,
Where we are tortur’d and remain for ever; 110
Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscrib’d
In one self place; for where we are is hell,
And where hell is there must we ever be:
And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves,
And every creature shall be purified, 115
All places shall be hell that is not Heaven.
We are all in hell, cut off from god's light and striving for redemption and happiness

>>79421806
me on the left

>>79421973
an episode of rick and morty addressed this question

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>>79421550
Mr. Bean's Pocket Diary was a pretty funny gimmick.

Wonder if there's a PDF/scan out there.

>>79422026
gallivanting at this post

leeds, sheffield wednesday and preston to go up

>>79422035
Tagging is edgy

>>79422035
shut the fuck up you stupid cunt. he was clearly talking about vandalizing someone's wall so you can show your shitty """art"""

>>79421988
already got that one
>>79421996
LOLLING HARD
>>79422007
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TEbPrJIeGLQ/V4W0zXvAzuI/AAAAAAAACSM/Nxg4crmj6ToV-ej0x64zNkGc1WTl2edLwCLcB/s1600/New%2BGame%2B-%2BSuzukaze%2BAoba%2BHentai%2B01.png

>>79422026
Taking it up the bum sooo open minded

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>>79422035
>he scribbled a fish over banksy
lad

>>79422047
Villa to go down

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>>79422065

janitor

>>79422047
Miss Sheffield Wednesday tbqh. They have a really cool name (that simply comes from the fact that the club was founded on a Wednesday)

>>79422069
LMAO

>>79421698
It's debatable. But their origins were Anatolia and not the Pontic steppes. Anatolia isn't exactly Europe. They're white but their origins make them less European than the IE, just because they were in Western Europe before the IE migrated from far-East Europe doesn't give them a ticket to claiming Europe, IE settled in Europe long before them (not Western Europe). They are deffo white though but if we look at the other proto-IE people; I.E, the tribes north of Finland (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_peoples) they look very Asiatic, these proto-IE people weren't European or white they were Asiatic. But with the Basques it's a fine line between who owns Europe really at the origins. They are white though I'm not saying they aren't. It's just really confusing I don't even think anthropologist have figured this one out yet. They're is basically two groups of indigenous Europeans. The ones who claimed East and the ones who claimed West.

You're actually spot on about the Basque origins btw there is a fantastic book on the origins of the Brits and it talks exactly about that Brits are Basques. I can't remember what book it was but I'll have a look

>>79421587
>>79421640
FOY

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>>79422074
there was a banksy on my house when i was growing up in 2006ish
just a wee rat, nothing fancy
dad painted it over i think

>>79422054
its vandalising if its an objective improvement though is it

if anything ive raised the property value by cleaning it up a bit

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>>79421589
plebe

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love weezer

>>79422106
all true, but there were ginger scythians who could talk to the persians, medians and assyrians without translator

>>79422079
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>>79422124
you're a total gay cunt and no one is impressed at all

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would love for this twat to get put in prison for the rest of his life

>>79422069
No, that's an oversimplification of what I have said. Being different yourself makes you more tolerant towards differences (not only of sexual preferences but also of opinions and lifestyles). Also an important word I have used is 'generally' which means that we are speaking about a distribution, not of a mechanical, absolute "if you get fucked in the ass, you are open-minded" rule'. I hope my message is clearer now.

business ieea: banksy v robbo vs tox

>>79422139
weezer went shit after pinkerton

alcohol turns me into a normalfag and then i feel guilty about it later but then i go to socialize and my autism kicks back in so down the ethanol goes

>>79422174
LOVE tox

>>79422124
yeah you're right, it is still vandalism even if a retarded 16 year old thinks it looks better than before

never got the appeal of mr bean
its just a literal retarded man doing things that retards do

>>79422159
nothing wrong with stencils

>>79422159
did some wanky shite down in me local town (weston super mare) a while ago, brought in all the gormless twatty tourist mongs

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>Weezer were ever good

>>79422182
tox is a retarded scrote
at least Banksy had creativity. this monkey manages to get himself caught with his ugly tag all across the railways

Rather unsure as to why people are hating on Banksy

>>79422187
yeah but rowan atkinson has a degree in electrical engineering so you have to respect everything he does

same with the monty python guys

>>79422181
Iktf

>>79422187
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

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>Interpol were ever good

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>never got the appeal of mr bean
>its just a literal retarded man doing things that retards do

>>79422172
A new debating technique I'm working on. Instead of bash the fash, patronize the fash with rock-solid arguments to back it up

>>79422106
yeah im out of my depth if theres actually any info or consensus, i thought no one really knew anything about pre-IE europe and im just piecing shit together based on what i know
still though, find it very hard to believe there was no one in somewhere like britain before these anatolian settlers and the IEs given that theres plenty of pre-ice age shit to be found all over northern europe and (i think) even among the british isles (dunno what though)

>>79422172
Not in the west mate. The so called 'tolerant left' and particularly profiic rabid homos are all part of a bubble that is very intolerant to those outside of it therefore I disagree completely with your point. Also I'd halfheartedly argue gays have an underlying mental illness as humanity's survival depends on men and women procreating which two gays can't do.

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>>79422047
>no cardiff

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>>Interpol were ever good

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How can northern European men even compete ???

shouldnt have shaved

interpol went shit after cuckold

mum saw a bit about black metal in some "history of rock and roll" documentary and now she won't stop talking to me about it because i liked it when i was 14 and edgy

feels like i've entered a parallel universe when i'm hearing my mum tell me about theories she has about varg vikernes killing euronymous

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>What you on about I literally look like the guy.
You really don't you look like a generic paki.
As for the tribesmen remark I'm talking about the Kabyle people who hold the best haplogroup in North Africa. Not exactly secluded but it was a figure of speech.
>: E1b1b1b (E-M81) (47.36%), R1*(xR1a) (15.78%) (later tested as R1b3/R-M269 (now R1b1a2)[13]), J1 (15.78%), F*(xH, I, J2,K) ( 10.52% ) and E1b1b1c (E-M123) (10.52%).[14]
>The North African pattern of Y-chromosomal variation of J haplogroup is largely of Neolithic origin
You do not have this type of haplogroup. Kabyle are the only people worth saving in Algeria. The true berbers. They have the most R1 DNA.
Btw you look fuck all like pic related, skin wise, facial feature wise.
You're a shitskin.

wo>>79422248
nder how much you'd have to pay an actor to play a nonce

>>79422204
the artistry isnt in the tag

its in the locations of the tag
some of Tox's tag spots not even the Underground cleanup crew can figure out how to access. hes a true urban explorer.

>>79422206
he stencils, which requires no skill and no risk
hes loved, so theres no danger of prosecution
hes rich, so people are jealous

and a lot of his pieces are just reddit-tier "really makes you think" pseudointellectual rubbish
hes not bad though, just overrated

>>79422264
alri tiny balls

>>79422248
genuinely thought this was a fictional location for long enough.

>>79422187
You're looking at it from a consumer perspective. Imagine being given a show by the BBC to consistently make the world laugh. Lol the absolute pseudo-edgy shit-show that would be I'm sure

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my wrist is as thin as this lol
never worn a t-shirt in public

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hok-NDdYqiM
ah yes.... jamaica

>>79422275
wo

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>>79422248
plymouth (alright place)'s got one of those outdoor pools 2bh

>>79422288
thought the same about leamington spa

>>79422292
you go around shirtless?

>>79422292
my wrist is like that
i once slept with an american called Chase whose dick was literally thicker than my wrist

was a bit emasculating

>>79422292
starting to feel good about my own twig arms.

like a fucking monkey i am, tiny arms hanging down to the ankles.

>>79422290
dont recall asking your opinion you tedious nonce, say the king is a bender or fuck off out of /brit/

>>79422246
Only thing wrong with gays is when it's actively promoted to kids. Gays themselves are alright.

time for beddie byes

all going well, I will not awaken

>>79422295
https://img.rule34.xxx//samples/1981/sample_dcff1f8e30e7e1fdec849a8b3f396342d0448720.jpg?2145762

>>79422284
>some of Tox's tag spots not even the Underground cleanup crew can figure out how to access. hes a true urban explorer.
yeah had to admire him for this

on a side note some random russian woman managed to urbex into the tube and in utility shafts, places that were exposed and should've been locked up ages ago. really frustrating how these people can come and find exploits within a day

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>>79422292
i personally look least mongish in long sleeve button down shirts

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>>79422293
>i have a peeeeenis for your vagina hole

Lowland 'Scots' was the ruin of Scotland
The various ancient dialects of English which developed in the north of Britain were the ruin of Scotland. I do not see them as constituting a separate language from English any more than Northumbrian English.

They are ultimately connected with English identity and in a way have got a cheek calling themselves 'Scots'. The people who spoke Lowland 'Scots' considered themselves English and English-speaking right up until the wars of independence, and then they started considering themselves Scots, and a couple of centuries after that, had the cheek to call the real Scots 'Irish' while becoming Anglicised again themselves and ultimately ending up with a leadership who voted for union with - guess who - England.

The whole concept of calling an Anglo-Saxon dialect 'the Scots language' is ultimately a betrayal of Scotland to English culture, language and political agenda. The true Scots language is Gaelic (Scot comes from the latin word for a Gael and Ireland was called Scotia in Latin).

Lowland Scots didn't give the Scottish people a strong identity and it never will. It will just keep us tied to the matron's apron. Our true allegiance as a Scottish nation is not to the English Lothians/Northumbria but to Scottish Dàl Riada. Without the Scots of Dàl Riada, there would be no country called Scotland in the north of Britain and the whole island of Britain may have ended up being called England. In fact, since the decline of the Gaelic language, lots of foreigners naturally do just call the whole island England. That in itself speaks volumes.

Even today it is only the Gaelic speaking community, not the Lowland 'Scots' speakers, who make serious attempts to provide education through their own language. It makes sense that the revival of Gaelic education occurs alongside better education in Scottish history, political devolution and calls for independence.

UK must be receiving more refugees.

>>79422330
should have given this toian watkins then maybe those poor babies wouldn't be scarred for life

>>79422330
not a fan of this kind of anime

>>7942227
>the best haplogroup
You're a retard. I'm gonna talk to someone else if you don't mind lad.

>>79422377
fuck off paki

>>79422322
Explain to me how having gay parents you would not be constantly exposed and promoted to it. Talking to other kids at the school "oh I have two daddies" its not right you'd quickly realise youre not like the other kids.

>>79421806
Should be considered child abuse

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>>79422330

Video of Weston super mare

https://youtu.be/C-JZqLLDvHk

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>Explain to me how having gay parents you would not be constantly exposed and promoted to it. Talking to other kids at the school "oh I have two daddies" its not right you'd quickly realise youre not like the other kids.

if you're stuck being skinny just say you have depression and get mirtazapine or amitriptyline from a doctor, i guarantee you'll gain about 2kg per month

Trying to think of what new trick I can perform on /brit/

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interview tomorrow

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>never got the appeal of mr bean

>>79422429
ganbare

>>79422400
shes 18

http://new-game.wikia.com/wiki/Suzukaze_Aoba>>79422400

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Alan "Same Nose and Everything" Snackbar

>>79422319
>Alri lads so we've been somehow given 10 millions by the BBC to make people around the world laugh. Let me hear your ideas.
>H-how about a guy that would say "I just did a wank" and then look at the camera for 10 minutes

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>Paying for a £5m divorce is no laughing matter: Rowan Atkinson, 62, dusts off his Mr Bean character for lucrative film ONLY released in China after leaving his wife of 24 years and moving in with his girlfriend, 33

JUST

people shouldn't even live in scotland and wales. it's not habitable . should be for resource cultivation and extraction only.
bring the unionists to england and gas the rest

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>>79422444

>he's here

>>79422406
>Weston super mare

Good taste lad

>>79422432
did you like those pics

I'm here

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>>79422432
haven't prepared very well iah

Just found out my crush has found herself a boyfriend. I'm absolutely fucking gutted. I had such hopes.

wonder what it feels like to put your penis inside an anime

>>79422414
t. bender

>>79422453
>top funny comedian the movie

Sounds great

>>79422377
>get completely told
>y-you're r-retarded but I can't tell you why cause you'll embarass me more
Arabian snake charming wanker hope you genuinely contract aids

>>79422465
i did not click them, because the urls betrayed their content. please be respectful of anime

The post after mine is ...
>>79422500
and the post RIGHT AFTER that is
>>79422505

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tim farron is also here

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>t. bender

2 bitches on the go atm
got 3 others lined up as replacement

>>79422159
nothing is sacred

how could you post an image of banksy

>>79422489
I'm going to assume the title sounds better in Chinese

>>79422496
ive unironically wanked to them
youre missing out

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>>79422507

Would prefer a gf with anorexia to a fat bird

>>79421482
nice feet

somewhat vexed at all the anti-fracking demonstrations iibh

>>79422515
Explain how you made the connection between me bashing gays and me being a furfag pure mental illness stop projecting

lilly james is a more attractive daisy ridley

Post scissors, paper or rock in exactly ONE MINUTE and we'll see who wins

>humans have evolved for thousands of years to have two different complementary parents that help to raise the offspring
>nah we'll just give them two dads
>I'm sure it'll be fine
>it's not like the child would benefit from a mother
>men and women are equal
>it's the current year

>>79422561
Agreed

>>79422284
well how would you do the thought-provoking pieces differently and in a non-psuedointellectual way

>>79422391
Meant it's a problem when it's promoted by the state and corporations, not as a rigid, absolute rule that applies to households. If you start policing that, you should also police promoting alcoholism from dad's who come home drunk or violence from those who beat their wives (much more wide-spread and novice issues). That's literally fascist to try and control that. However, having a culture that produces gays en masse starts becoming a civilizational problem.

willy willy wank poo

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>Explain how you made the connection between me bashing gays and me being a furfag pure mental illness stop projecting

rock

scissors

>>79422562
>good ol' rock, nothing beats rock

are any of your parents dead?

ROCK

>>79422586
t. 12 or 13 years old

Paper

>>79422575
humans are evolved for tribal societies in the range of approx ~200-500 people where the infants are raised by extended family groups desu, not just a mother and father

>>79422593
ha, i win

>>79422575
evolution doesn't have a directed purpose.

>fish have evolved for tens of thousands of years to live in the water
>nah let's go up on the land
>i'm sure it'll be fine
>it's not like we benefit from being able to eat smaller fish down here
>land is nice too
>it's the current year

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just post this anytime the nonce posts

>>79422592
>>79422595
good lads
>>79422593
fucking destroyed thrice
>>79422607
twat

>>79422585
*Nocive

>>79422608
Those societies weren't as successful though

rock

gays should never be taken seriously because bum sex is too funny but unfortunately that's how they distract us long enough to get their agenda passed

Literally CANNOT lose weight.
Get a craving for sweet shite every time I expend more calories than I consume

imagine having two dads though
you'd get absolutely destroyed by all the other kids, constant bully victim
haha look its the faggit with two gay dads lol

>>79422623
as if there are any actual berbers left jesus fucking christ
alan is an arab mongrel scum simple as

>>79422585
Slippery slope logical fallacy you just had to namedrop the evil fascists!! Well the west is currently in a culture that is producing gays en masse you dont seem to have any problem with them having children as well thus further propagating the problem.

>>79422623
Yes, please do.

>>79422618
Yeah that's why I keep my goldfish in the garden. He loves it. Running around

>>79422635
irrelevant to the point

>>79422642
stop eating it then mongo

>>79422644
have 2 mums and never got bullied 2bh

>>79422642
Just eat an apple lmao it's not that hard

>>79422644
not when there's other gay dad kids in your class
thats how times change

>>79422654
it's actually hilarious it's literally historical revisionism

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>>79422664

>>79422671
your goldfish is a loser who stayed behind rather than embracing the future.
he deserves what he gets.

>>79422642
>Dude just eat less lmao

>>79422041
did you just watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

>>79422642
STOP FUCKING EATING FAT CUNT

>>79422674
No it isn't. Optimal children have 2 different sex parents. They just didn't have the resources or structure for it at that point. And I mean on average. Don't cherry pick a successful person with gay parents

>>79422698
Wow the new minions movie is hella diverse

>>79422644
but your two dads could really easily beat up the dads of the bullies one-by-one, then spitroast them.

>>79422704
Literally don't need to eat less, just eat a balanced diet

just put 2 fag burns in my gfs 400 quid hoody
what do?

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>>79422583
he just needs to focus on quality pver quantity

some of his stuff was really good. The pickaxe-in-the-phone-box was great

but when he makes hundreds of pieces, he resorts to shitty assembly-line one-note jokes that wouldnt look out of place on one of those "one cartoon a day" calendars.

he just needs to slow down and think about each piece a bit more

>>79422680
bet you're soft as fresh shite m8

>>79422654
>as if there are any actual berbers left jesus fucking christ
Lol what. We speak the same language and my grandma has the same tatoos on her face as in the times of the Roman (yes we mark our women from tracability). Lol why is everyone an expert of north African berbers suddenly? Is it because of the BBC documentary? It would never come to my mind to lecture say a Siberian on what being Siberianity lol.

Lads I've been holding my kids head underwater in the bath. I've told him we're evolving. We don't want to get left behind, do we?

>>79422726
literally what are you on about motherfucker
dont ever reply to me again if you think i was speaking in advocacy of gaylords raising gaylord kids

>>79422680
do you find yourself much different than "normal" guys?

lawyers of 4chan, what's the strangest case you've worked on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbLsOF4avIs

>>79422777
love cumming to anime

>>79422726
>Optimal children have 2 different sex parents
love this sort of retardation from a certain type of conservative. (the type not actually smart enough to be reactionary.)

why is this sort of parentage optimal? well, because that's what we do now, obviously. that's been around for 20-30 years, like the decriminalisation of homosexuality time has healed that issue. Where a reactionary might pine to turn back the clock, all you can do is constantly surrender ground.

In 30 years you'll be arguing that having three dads is fine, but that a line has to be drawn when it comes to fully automated robo-childcare.

UFO enthusiasts of 4chan, what do you think is the single best and most convincing photograph of alien life?

>>79422763
>We speak the same language and my grandma has the same tatoos on her face as in the times of the Roman
howling at you mate
north africa was conquered, raped and subjugated by romans, arabs, ottomans, spanish and english, you think there is any semblance of ethnic berber tribes left?

it's like me saying that i'm 100% pure celtic phenotype

wish child services would stop focusing on helping kids raised in conditions of neglect, poverty and abuse and start focusing on the kids raised by two dads in middle class suburbs lads.

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>>79422679
>>79422704
>>79422722
I CANT

>>79422774
I'm sure the children in these societies knew who their 2 parents were though even if others helped a lot

>>79422792
human sacrifice

4channers who quit your boring 9 to 5 to follow your dreams, how did you do it and how did it work out?

Not going to post anything productive in a thread this old
*rings dinner bell*
NEW THREAD
*dingalingalingalingalinga*
NEW THREAD I SAY

>>79422777
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>>79422818

NEW (use when at 310)
>>79422853
>>79422853
>>79422853
>>79422853

(Serious) senior citizens of 4chan (65+) how active and satisfying is your sex life?serious replies only

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>>79422849

>>79422838
im not denying this
I'm only talking about human evolution desu

>>79422642
100 push ups a day lad and 30 dips the food you're eating if it's high enough in protein will turn into muscle.

>>79422813
Im all for progress mate but being raise by a couple of buggers is not good

>>79422662
>Well the west is currently in a culture that is producing gays en masse you dont seem to have any problem with them having children as well thus further propagating the problem.
Yes we mostly about the culture. But I'm against giving shit to individuals who are really just victims of it. Have you heard of Patrick Dupont? Prominent gay French ballet dancer. Who just discovered at 50+ years old that homosexuality doesn't exist and is just a parody of love (his words). The world was fine for millennia with homosexual being a minority of eccentric outliers and the modern social engineering is scary. The first victims of it being homosexuals themselves.

>>79422717
No but i have watched it several times in the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPBCWS2Z1g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUGYtfTFDM

>>79422884
>100 push ups a day
All at once? If he's fat he's not going to be able to manage that

>>79422888
i kind of lost my own point (that a more communal form of childrearing is "more natural", not that we should keep the 2 parents thing and make both men) when i made it robots rather than aliens in the future.

>>79422763
>WE WUZ TATTOOS AND SHIEEETT

>>79422932
Sure friend. Sounds good. But I think that part of the community that raises them and has a special link with them should be 2 different sex parents

>>79422898
I think your logic is a bit twisted and you're afraid to confront values you've probably held for a long time but I'm tired going to bed.

>>79422738
buy her a new hoody

>>79422830
>you think there is any semblance of ethnic berber tribes left?
Yes me, according to ancestry.com.
Languages and cultures can be exported easily with conquests. Genes much more difficultly, especially in mountainous regions like ours.
>It's like me saying that i'm 100% pure celtic phenotype
You could have been. Know plenty of celts from Brittany. Of course if you have grown up in a multicultural London you have no way of knowing where you come that (again that's the value of face tattoos for women).
No one is a 100% anything but saying that a people you know nothing about is extinct when our culture is very well alive and dominating Algeria and Morocco is a joke. If you're just 'shooting the shit' because you feel lonely we can talk about football of GFs, but larping an expert on a topic you know nothing a out is supremely pathetic.

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>>79422274
Fuck off.
I'm Algerian and i know how your people look like.
You look no different from iraqi.
Matoub, stop larping as white.

>>79423033
rather not spend 400 quid desu lad