/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

A G R A R I A N I S M

oh hey

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>be t*rk
>go to Wikipedia
>get arrested

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the devil take all yankees

>>79421184
i am on wikipedia right now and nothing is happening

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>get shot


>>79421273
give em a couple of minutes...

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>tfw fucked up my poe ranger build at lvl 61 now i have too low hp for bosses.

eh, reroll time.

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k*rds

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JEB!
E
B
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>k*rds

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>>79421622
where did you find this

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>>79421654
>he doesn't know about DCs KFC (kentucky fried crossover)

its about finding out that somewhere in the multiverse there's a shitty version of colonel sanders who purposely sells shitty KFC chicken and tried to steal the secret recipe from the minds of all other colonels in the multiverse

>>79421743

>colonel sanders who purposely sells shitty KFC chicken

So our universe ?

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>>79421812
nah its one where he wears a black suit

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>today i will remind them

>>79421743
time to harvest some reaction images

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>NEGA-Sanders

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god damn this comic if the gift that just keeps on giving

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Hmmmmm

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>$25000 for an '02 RAM 1500
this fucking country I swear

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>>79422101
>$25K 2002 Ram 1500
>mfw my 2001 F150 was $1500

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>/dixie/s' colonel sanders meme folder grew three sizes that day

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>>79422141
>Cheapest F150 for sale is a 2003 for $63k

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reading Hilldawg's new book y'all

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>>79422471

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>>79422557

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>>79422471
>>79422557
>>79422611

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>when you get nullified

is Endless Space 2 any good?

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Makes you think, doesn't it ?

>>79423353
must be an influx of Georgians

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>>79423353
>the days before 2010

such simple times

when memes were still called epic

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>>79422611
What the fuck is this

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Everyone wishes they were the dixie.

>>79423495

I remember my first time on 4chan was on /v/, I saw one video where that guy shat on a baby's chest and I never went back lel.

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>in old /b/ folder
>find ancient dead meme
god i miss EFG

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>>79423544

Indeed.

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>>79423495
I arrived in 2010

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>>79423554
o yeah

i remember the first time i saw that

couldnt tell what the fuck was going on because it was such shit quality

deleted my history immediately upon realizing i'd watched the gif loop like 3 times while figuring it out

i miss old /v/ too, shitposting tripfags and all (RIP lancedjack/taiga you fucking homo anime posters)

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>>79423612
2006

hahaha i wont be leaving til it shuts down hahaha

>hahaha

>hahaha i just keep coming back i cant stop

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>>79423615
>tfw I have a huge cache of old /v/ pics on my phone for some reason

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>>79423686

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Did someone say old memes?

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>>79423711

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>>79423686
I FUCKING LOVE CONSOLE WAR MEMES

god damn those were the days

literally every thread would have "ps3 no gaems"

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>>79423686
>>79423750
vry nic

>>79423612
me too, but I pretty much only come to /dixie/ these days

>>79423615
have there been any /int/ tripfags since TexasGrill and FWG? Those are the only ones I really remember because of how much shit they caused

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>>79423731

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>>79423756
i didnt post on /int/ til the last year or two

/b/ and /v/ til around 2010 when the newfriend floods began

i was on /tg/ mostly after that, thank god for /qst/ cleaning that board up

>>79423756
they're mostly contained to the generals now

though that fucking emirati American namefag still made me laugh because he tried to get Americans to back up a burqa ban and everyone told him to fuck off

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>>79423750
yeah when I got to /v/ it was at the tail end of that. I just checked /v4c/ (/v/'s synchtube channel) the other day and there were still quite a few names there that I recognized from six plus years ago, it was pretty weird.

Now that I think of it I must have started browsing 4chan earlier than 2010 if I was already off of /b/ onto the big boy boards by 2011. It was definitely after Obama won though.

>>79423686

>oldest thing I have saved from 4Chan on my computer is a gif of that one guy hanging himself in his living room, the rest are deleted.

Feels b a d.

>>79423756
the only board I see regular tripfags outside of generals on anymore is /his/.

>>79423800
>came to /int/ right as it became shit
wew bad luck

I've never been to /b/.

>>79423904

The only ones I can name from /his/ are Ray, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and that one turk that use to post a lot, are there any others ?

>>79423941

Good.

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>GTA San Andreas is fourteen bucks on Steam
fuck off kikes

>>79423800
I started out on /b/ and /v/ like most people but moved to /int/ pretty quickly, especially /brit/. Sometimes I've visited /x/, /out/, /vg/, /lit/, /his/, and /classical/. I also went to /tg/ back when I played SS13, good times.

>>79423814
>>79423904
good, it's for the best
still, was pretty funny when that Australian guy got into Moot's account to hunt down FWG

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night dixie

why do country singers always WE WUZ about being cowboys when we wuzn't?

>>79425254
because its Country & Western

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS-zEH8YmiM

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wish I was this guy

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>>79426044
wish I was this guy
>ywn have a Georgian gf

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>>79425254
City fags with autotuned singing voices and poppy music singing about "muh truuuughs muh cuntry gurrrrls muh cowboy yeeYEEEEE"

Actual country singers nobody knows about or cares about because it "doesn't sell" to the city fag wannabe country crowd which make up the majority of the "country and western" genre

>>79426193
all the country people I know, which is most of my family, unironically listen to neo-country though, that is the people who go around wearing camo and riding four-wheelers
old country western feels like it was written for more of a frontiersman sort of crowd than modern country folks

I like kinda Eric Church.

>>79426260
>unironically listen to neo-country
Only thing on for miles around ofc you will

It's stockholm syndrome for the entirety of rural America

when i had a job this 50ish year old man with a mohawk used to talk to me about all the country music videos he thought were sexy

Don't like people of the semitic persuasion

am I racist?

>>79426381
no, Semites are a linguistic and sometimes religious grouping

also jews are a tribe not a race who worship a volcano demon

>>79426436
*also jews are a tribe who worship a volcano demon not a race

If Jews are a race, why haven't I heard of any Jewish sprinters?

>>79426544
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jews_in_sports#Track_and_field

don't hate the Jews, just find it odd how often they shill for Israeli nationalism while advocating multiculturalism in other countries and are in control of basically every news and entertainment outlet

Religious Jews and Israelis are 100% cool afaik.
Secular Jews are incredibly overwhelmingly liberal and that drives me mad. Combine that with Joomoney and it just gets bad.

>>79426645
the problem is that they abandon the morality of religion while maintaining the cliquishness to an almost umbearable degree.

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Jews have made many valuable contributions to western society and culture, it's a shame that so many were utterly infected by revolting Marxist doctrine in the 19th century.

>>79426645
this, pretty much

wasn't there a jew in the Confederate Cabinet

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>>79426758
of course, they always play both sides

>>79426758
Confederate VP was Jewish IIRC

>>79426784
is Ghost a heeb?

>>79426758
yes, the only reason the Confederacy wasn't more explicitly Christian is that they didn't want to alienate Jews

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>Liam Neeson is 65 years old

>>79426851
good, hope that fucking hypocrite ends himself

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>>79426814
>Nice to Jews
>Nice to Indians
>Didn't invade Mexico
>yfw the CSA was more tolerant than the US
>(except for the slave part)

autists, every single one of you

>>79427030
thank you, mexico

>>79427005
>(except for the slave part)
apart from the whole "God wants them to be slaves" shit they really weren't that bad about it

At least they weren't like the muslims

>>79427030
It's almost warm and comfy when you show up now, Mexico

>>79421028

i'm mexican and jewish at the same time, how could you guys hate me even more?

>>79427071
be a yank
or fl*ridan

At this point we should abandon the Constitution. It's proven itself useless after how mutilated it has become due to the Appellate Courts.

>>79427056
>they

>>79427071
move to Missouri

>>79427089
Have you ever owned slaves?

autist

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>>79427071
>Southerners hating Jews.
This meme could not be more wrong.

>>79427067
did not post for almost a week

>>79427043
you are welcome

>>79427005
actually it was Southern men who executed the Invasion of Mexico, and have always formed the backbone of the US military, the lack of compensation for this particular sacrifice is another reason for secession

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>>79427108
Saint Anderson of Tempe has made many inroads for the younger people. It doesn't matter what Boomers think because they'll be dead soon.

O shit, I thought Polk was a Northerner.
I can still weasel out by saying it was the U.S. government and not the C.S.
To this day I think we still account for half of the U.S. military, and of course we have the better strategists.
>also I just found out Winfield Scott was from VA
>a fucking Virginian came up with the plan to strangle the South.
>a Southerner was probably the best Union general
>I do not have a good enough reaction image for a mfw.

>>79427251
fucking delete this post please m8

>>79427251
Fuck Virginia and FUCK Virginian """"people""""

>>79427280
are you the part asian va?

>>79427251
I used to live about 30 minutes from the town where Polk spent most of his life before becoming president, Columbia, TN
it's a total shithole now, I remember the hotel there named after him blew up in a meth lab explosion once

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I've come to quite like Marty tbqh guys.

>>79427304
no I'm black

>>79427322
sean?

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>>79427322
liar, blacks can't afford an education

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>>79427130
Yankees won't know what they had until we're gone. Trump-sama can only ward off collapse and balkanization for so long.

>tfw the best president we've had since daddy bush is a Jew Yorker
just fuck this country's shit up

>>79427339
you don't know me
this is a state the size of Austria or Belgium
stop trying to pry personal information out of me you white jihadist

>>79427343
>history degree
>an education

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>>79427430
are you seriously

>>79427430
I;m not a jihadist, Hezbollah is very different from Sunni dogs

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>>79427451
All kebab must be removed. I do not discriminate.

>>79427447
why would that be true
are you high my man

>>79427519
I'm tired

>>79427451
>I'm not a jihadist
that's exactly what a jihadist would say

Still no power y'all.

>>79427505
Bosniaks and Kosovars are Sunni

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>>79427560
And?

Shi'as are allies to Christians.

I kind of wish that >tfw you live in Kentucky anon from a year or so ago whose neighbor's house was made of nailed together doors posted here

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>>79427547
>he doesn't have a propane-powered generator

>>79427591
Orthodox aren't Christian tho

>>79427593
that was fucking great. There was another guy who lived in the woods and survived off of payments from a natural gas company that was drilling on his property

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>>79421028
Florida here, just got my power back from hurricane Irma, what did I miss?

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>>79427649
nothin much bud, same ol /dixie/

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>>79427628
>who lived in the woods and survived off of payments from a natural gas company that was drilling on his property
fuck I'm jealous

>>79427677
yeah. he'd basically just drive into town twice a month to get supplies, books, and dvds. it sounded fucking sweet

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>>79423544
i want to get the fuck out of this broke, nothing-to-do shithole immediately and leave all you cousinfuckers behind to wallow in your own shit forever and wherever i go i'll laugh at how you all live with the locals

2bh

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>>79427765
>literally SEETHING

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>>79427619
It would have to be big generator to run AC.

>>79427781
good argument cletus

>>79427801
see(thing) >>79427781

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>>79427765
except you don't live here
reminder to not save your shitposting images on phones because the filename doesn't change

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>>79427801
it wasn't supposed to be you big heckin dummy

dixie is great and all but if i have to go back to south carolina there is a very good chance i'll kill myself

>>79427835
t. stephen colbert

>>79427814
i live on the florida alabama border dickhead

>>79427854
great post

>>79427835
why?

>>79427866
because it's literally worse than NC in every single way so there's no actual reason to be there?

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>tfw sons of yankee carpetbaggers bitch and moan about being here
So get the fuck out already and take the California trash with you.

>>79427860
>florida
no wonder you're such a heckin dummy LOL

>>79427649
Congrats brother. Still nothing here in my 407 neighborhood. Just sounds of the generator an my fan.

>>79427881
it's got Charleston

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>>79427886

>he doesn't filter the US flag
baka desu senpai

>>79427884
parents are from birmingham

sorry bud this place is measurably shit, it's not even up to debate, that's why i said MEASURABLY shit

this faux pride you all have stems from an inferiority complex because you literally live in the poorest shithole in this country

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>he isn't friends with gookmoot
>he doesn't have access to the secret admin-only Confederate flag for Southern ISPs

>>79427975
Nice script.

reminder that the south has the most niggers out of anywhere else in the country

Glad that these America-hating children are taking down all these statues. Was seriously possed off until I learned they're not actually Confederate war monuments: They're KKK revival memorials that were recently erected.

We're getting a little further away from being associated with the KKK boys/gulls. And the privilege crowd is taking the trouble to do it for us.

the same people that hate the south are the same people that want the south in the union

>>79428028
i 100% support the secession of the south so the rest of the country can stop paying to prop you up and you can go back to living in an agrarian, hunter-gatherer bronze age society

>>79428028
>you will never receive a coherent counterargument to this

wish /lat/ would raid us again
that was pretty fun

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>>79427999
tis the work of our founder

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>>79428100
UNA VELA

Canadians are welcome in /dixie/, yes?

>>79428149
I think those grayskins are either supposed to be djinn or it's just a paint issue, but we can just say they're dunmer.

>>79428173
sure

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>>79428164
they're the best shitposters desu
especially Argentines

>>79428173
why not, at least you're polite

>we secede from britain
>but you can't secede from me

>>79428288
tbf you fought the Founders so I guess the north had the right to fight our secession. might makes right and all that

still shitty desu

>>79428357
we were supposedly equal members in a voluntary union with the northern states, not a colonial subject of an empire as we were in 1776.

when i was in atlanta walking downtown with friends a stripper was handing out business cards and started grinding on me when i said i wasn't interested

is this normal

>>79428461
yes

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reading pic related made me somewhat interested in New Orleans. Is it is actually a neat place or just a meme city?

>>79428470
both

it's a shithole but it has ok bits and a neat history

>>79428470
one of the coolest cities in the US, really unique culture and toppest notch food

>>79428470
both
but you also will probably be shot

>>79427814
It's not the same person. It's somebody using google image search on "red state socialism" and using the first large resolution result

its a pretty well known image, esp on /pol/

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=red%20state%20socialism&tbs=imgo:1#imgrc=HKLiDVuwaKXMuM:

>>79428493
if it wasn't he would have denied it instead of bumbling on about how he's from Alabama

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>>79428478
>>79428481
>>79428484
kind of what I figured desu. Follow up question, is Baton Rouge really that terrible?

>>79428524
truth is baton rouge and new orleans are about the same, touristy safe sections and the rest is dangerous and sketchy

new orleans is more famous as a tourist destination and has more to do, but baton rouge has great architecture and history

All locations infested with Frogs are shitholes

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Start racemixing.

>>79428605
not going to be having any kids anyway so what's the point

>>79428605
why don't they own any furniture?

Think racemixing is the only way I will have any kids.

there's no point in having any children if they won't live to see a free, agrarian South

>>79428699
You'll never have children anyway

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>>79422611
well ain't that something

>>79428759
quite rude

>>79428759
It's fun to pretend that we live normal lives sometimes, though.

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>>79423544
yeah, no.

>pick up laptop
>hinge breaks
>cover from lcd screen starts warping and twisting
>can see the problem
>screw came undone somehow and the other is stripped (so even with the fix im still half fucked til it happens again)
>take laptop apart
>watch youtube tutorial and rewatch parts i need dozens of times
>hours later
>shits fixed
>have like 4 leftover screws
>contemplated going back in and fixing it
>decided fuck it

been a shitty two hours

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>>79427430

>history degree

I'm so sorry.

>>79428470

Stay in the tourist areas, don't walk down non-busy streets that far out from the center at night, stay out of the ghetto areas, but not all of New Orleans is bad, hell, some of the lowest crime rates in Louisiana are on the outskirts of New Orleans and Baton Rouge, pretty much, just visit the French Quarter and you'll be good. I'd recommend everyone that is interested in the south to visit New Orleans, I consider it to be the cultural capitol of the south.

>>79428524

About the same as New Orleans but not as bad in crime rate, but you'll take a dip in culture and food, but it's still a nice city.