early barb edition x
>>79418603
I'll allow it
business idea: get a cushy job with no effort whatsoever
need a qt gf to cuddle
got a picture to show you lads :3
1. Mugi
2. Ui
3. Mio
4. Yui
5. Ritsu
6. Jun
7. Azusa
Those in the know know
>>79418603
explain
barb has tasty legs
not as tasty as lana but still
mates gf has cheated on him. lad is devastated what should i do to be good friend?
>>79418610
>Weird how we say an when a word starts with a vowel, like "an apple" not "a apple" but with the word one we say "a one" not "an one"
That's cos one starts with a "w" lad. Keep up
sexting the gf on her family holiday
>>79418658
HOW DO I SET UP LEGACY CAPTCHA WITH 4CHAN X AHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>79418675
be his gf for tonight?
>>79418669
who
>>79418675
cornetto
>>79418675
shag her to show him how much of a slag she is and tell him to move on
anime
>>79418658
explain
>when you're throwing up into your own lap parked in traffic in your own car after a gigantic drug and alcohol binge and a passer by asks if you're ok
embarassing stuff teebeehatch
>>79418680
gd post
pappap kakkakkak
business idea: get a cushy job with no effort whatsoever, then give it up because I'm so fucking bored and depressed that i need something new
then get a job where I actually have to work, and remain depressed because I'm so lazy this is shit and I suck at it.
then go through my entire life depressed and never happy or satisfied with anything and a constant grass is greener mentality.
>>79418675
give him on a one-way ticket to brojob central
>>79418698
https://www.manyvids.com/MVGirls/
>>79418728
>hatch
it's an aitch lad
>>79418680
I had a better example but I can't think of it atm
>>79418645
hey i made this
glad someone saved it despite how shit the outline was lmao
>>79418738
just go for a nice walk thatll clear your head x
>>79418778
Well aren't you a constant disappointment.
need a country that's cheap, has an easy to learn language, good culture and is up and coming lads
Need to get off this island for goodd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9wR0D1515Q
FUCK ANNA WOOD
>>79418751
virus do not click
>>79418675
take him out for a drink
puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering puttering
>>79418814
Ireland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwQfkWhuQUA
>>79418835
explain
Just watched Passengers
good film despite the critics
Jennifer Lawrence is extremely peng
also depressing how far behind we are technologically
>>79418814
South Korea.
Small chance you'll be killed in a regional war turned hot that may spill over into a proxy war between the Americns and last vestiges of the former communist regimes of the East.
But if you survive that you have a high chance of landing a qt kgf
>>79418738
>constant grass is greener mentality
literally me.
couldn't wait to stop studying so that i could have true free time (as opposed to having constant reading lists following me around). now i hate working because true free time is limited.
i'm craving being a neet now. i have several grand to my name and if i just leach accomodation and food off my parents i could literally subsist as a neet for probably a year or more. instead im going to keep on working till im 70 years old.
come to think of it i cant remember the last time i excreted a solid log. most my shites are varying degrees of mush
>>79418854
puttering 65 times
>>79418824
couldn't find a disapproving pic so just pretend she's looking at you with mild disdain
how do i set up legacy captcha with 4chan x
>>79418865
>Kgf
but then you have to live in korea, where you're classed as mentally ill if you're not an insane maniac
>>79418712
YOU'RE A NONCE CASE
>>79418852
this evening's entertainment sorted ta
>>79418881
literal twink in a wig tier mate come on you have better taste than this ive seen it
>>79418872
Had a lovely massive set of shites the other day.
not painful just plentiful.
indians on /g/ are literally frothing at the mouth after i said that website development and app development jobs are going to be automated, and the brainmores will be left writing compilers and other difficult stuff like that
>>79418866
It would all be okay if I wasn't alone.
Most normies don't have any interesting hobbies or career prospects but they seem happy enough slaving away every day for their working lives.
Or the ones with wives and children do anyway
>>79418893
can you even
Qt fell into my lap earlier on the subway when the train pulled away and she hadn't sat down yet, we awkwardly laughed it off and smiled at each other
Spent the next 10 minutes sat next to each other in silence then we both got off at the same stop but I virgin walked ahead of her
Maybe I should have talked to her
>>79418922
i knew it was you
>>79418921
love diahrrea to be honest. it feels great to squirt out, smells great, and makes a satisfying sound
got a new gun. 1881 marlin.
>>79418955
pajeet
>>79418922
link to the post in question >>>/g/62394701
>>79418893
the option is called "use recaptcha v1"
>>79418912
jog on yeah? *turns my chair to face elsewhere*
>>79418964
all i said was "explain" and "puttering" since you used the gimmick words "rate" and "do not rate"
>>79418945
FOY
>>79418945
>subway
FOY
Post more pics of manlets in funny situations
what the fuck is the blockchain
>>79418977
how tall is he
>>79418945
Nah you'd just embarass yourself desu.
Much better to do nothing and look back kicking yourself for this sporadically for the next 5 years and in the middle of the night at 4am in 10 years
>>79418955
and i knew it was you >>79418510
>>79418966
fucking finally
have a tim
finna wank then play fallout 2
>>79418999
>>79419000
>>79419001
Nice triple run of posts desu.
What would this board be without us eh lads.
this is depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwug-BkoK48
how old is tim?
>>79418945
grim
>>79418999
*brainlet alarm goes off*
>>79418931
I have interesting career prospects. I even have an interesting job. I just can't be arsed.
>>79418999
a fancy ledger
what phone should i get? heard moto g5 is a meme that has a massive issue with connecting to the internet properly
thoughts?
fell asleep on the subway dudes
>>79418945
that LITERALLY was your wife in another life 2bh, a simple hello would have been nice
had sex with a girl i dont even like and now i hate myself
heheheheh
spent £5k on SEO with absolutely NOTHING to show for it haha fucking STATE of me
>>79419112
>SEO
what's that
post toot
>>79419112
yeh that was a bad play
>>79419059
Yeah me too.
I'm saying normies whose idea of career progression is rising to manager of McDonalds seem happier than us even when they spend most nights just with their girlfriend watching Love Island and eating pizza
>>79419102
you sure you aren't a girl yourself?
>>79419128
senior excrement officer
hello lads how are we do-
*accidentally trips over a paving stone*
ooaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG
*smashes face first into the ground, ballbag collides into the floor and bursts into blood and gibs*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH OOWWWOOOOOWWOOWW ME BOLLOCKS
>>79419128
search engine optimization
Might spend £3000 and go to japan for a hug. Thoughts?
>>79418857
>also depressing how far behind we are technologically
compared to whom?
Hope I die in my sleep
Just had a chip butty lads
>>79419128
shit-eating oik
>>79419077
>macron
which sharpe films where the best?
personally I'd say regiment and the first 2 set in spain/portugal
>>79419157
think you should spend it on cocaine and prostitutes instead
>>79419157
Do it lad
>>79419166
That can be arranged
>>79419157
loved this /brit/ story arc, need more like it tbf
>>79419148
did sara get promoted?
>>79419180
explain
need a wee lol a wee wee wee from my big willy lol need a willy wee woo woo willy poo poo willy arse fart poo
>>79419162
compared to the film
just want a star trek-tier living
>>79419180
were they films? I thought it was a series
RIP ludders
when i go on """"holiday"""" to other places in the UK i always wish I'd just stayed at home
literally no point unless you're going abroad
>>79419207
puttering a screech
>>79419157
be sure to let it affect your posting, becoming ucontrollably horny at the sight of long black hair
>>79419177
>he hasn't taken the radcenpill
>>79419233
made for tv movies
>anime posting
>literal posting about shit and bowel movements
>normie problems
>meaningless wordspam
Is this the famous English "craic" ?
>>79419235
explain
>>79419242
holidaying domestic is poverty tier, literally like going to butlins and pontins
>>79419259
FOY
/brit/ lingo is getting more and more incomprehensible
just done an innocent smoothie and a croissant
feel fat as fuck
>>79419252
ah right, need to watch them at some stage
>>79419269
explain
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT
>>79419259
anime is good
this guy used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid
this NPC has no business looking this horrific. is this really what american hill billies look like?
thinking of going to a gay bar tomororw night, i'm not gay i'm just lonely and hate myself and want some attention is that ok?
>>79419144
normies internalise the idea that work is natural.
i want to spend my time doing maths, reading books, learning to cook and play musical instruments and exercise. this isn't possible alongside a 9 to 5 job regardless of how interesting it is.
>>79419279
>>79419268
>not enjoying the beauty of the peak district, wales, parts of cornwall and the lake district
literal paki
love tim's post it note shtick
might steal it
>>79419226
the movie set was built years ago
zero g chambers exist
zuckerstein already made himself an iron man-style home AI
you might not be able to get ray guns and warp drive engines and shit but you could probably make quite a comfy replication of the rest
NOT a fan of creepy paralysed Leo
gives me the fucking willies
Needs a housewife that wears an apron
>>79419268
>>79419242
t. deano mongs
going on a nice walking holiday in wales is infinitely better than going to some absolute tourist trap shithole like cyprus or majorca
>>79419346
hate walking, especially up hill
>>79419336
househusband ok?
>>79419311
I do all of this and work 9-5 and have done for years. You're just a lazy prick
applying for a new job lads, how does my CV look?
https://www.elance.com/s/ludford/
>>79419362
fatty
BTFO
>>79419389
i will be when im 30 i reckon
>>79419311
>learning to cook
never understood this meme, I can chop veg and cook a casserole with sausages/squash/carrots/onion/garlic/peppers/courgettes/baked beans/chick peas/chicken stock in about 20 minutes and I'm certain a retard could do it
>>79419387
>$
FOY
you guys do know its possible to BOTH go on interesting holidays to faraway horizons and to go for comfy domestic holidays in Wales?
t. radical centrist
>>79419279
ktf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J2Igu7T224
woah
WHILST GETTING THE JOB DONE THEY'RE HAVING A LAUGH AT WORK?
>>79419422
amen to that brother
>>79419311
It's physics not maths for me, and you can keep that other shit.
But I gave up on those dreams when I experienced university research and realised what you have to do to be an actual physicist in academia.
Become a literal slave for 10-15 years and you *might* make it to tenure somewhere shit eventually, but all the while you'll be against 21 year old wonderkids who went to Cambridge and have been coached from birth for this shit.
Already I've been out of the game for 5 years and would have to relearn what I lost on top of those 5 lost years making me almost a decade behind. And physics is a young man's game. That ship sailed.
Now I'll just be happy to have a programming job that's not utter wank. (I already have one and am transferring to another with more science bend but it's hardly CERN, just code monkeywork)
>>79419422
amen brother. woke as hell
>>79419346
tier of holidays
worst tier: domestic resort
worse tier: foreign full-package resort
pretty shit tier: normal holidays in the uk
overrated tier: le off the beaten track holidays (india, thailand, caribbean, amsterdam)
good tier: actually off the beaten track (going to a completely random shithole country)
smart tier: going on a full-package holiday but leaving the resort and actually doing non-tourist stuff.
had some brilliant experiences in greece, morocco, portugal and spain, just using the package holiday as a way of getting in/around and having somewhere to stay and then just fucking off and doing my own thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGcNga0jfvE
Two Pints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkqTM4K68ME
not a fan of this yank imitating my vocab
centre parcs costs as much as going abroad lmao why would you go to some gay british forest for a week
>>79419413
>All of those ingredients and that combination
>>79419467
>going to a completely random shithole country
Genuinely want to do this ASAP, was considering Turkmenistan
anyone here ever go for a nice walk up snowdon?
>>79419413
>>79419413
yeah i'm fairly good at cooking don't get me wrong, but i want to learn how to do really fancy cooking
>>79419413
>never understood this meme, I can chop veg and cook a casserole with sausages/squash/carrots/onion/garlic/peppers/courgettes/baked beans/chick peas/chicken stock in about 20 minutes and I'm certain a retard could do it
Your certainty is misplaced.
You can cook better than about 90% of people I have ever met. If you've ever managed to get a girl back to your place before you'll know what I'm talking about. Doing any of the simple things you mentioned in 20 minutes will blow her mind and make her think you're Gordon fucking Ramsay.
I've done it before, it's true.
>>79419467
>good tier: actually off the beaten track (going to a completely random shithole country)
sounds like you haven't actually done this because it's not a good idea, stick with this one
>overrated tier: le off the beaten track holidays (india, thailand, caribbean, amsterdam)
>>79419488
you'll be the only whitu pigu though, aren't you the least bit worried?
love the dirt track me
>>79419488
>>79419488
doing this next spring, going on a really random holiday across central asia.
need to get out of this country
need a USA green card
bastards messing me around
>>79419527
I'll be fine
probably
florida is me and the planes are females
>>79419539
haha you're so random and spontaneous anon
watching youtube drama videos and shouting at the monitor likes its a football match
WISH I could play the keyboard.
know for certain i have the finger speed for it. sadly that's all i have.
>>79419524
I've been to a few random shitholes 2bh.
it requries a bit of finesse to be honest.
man united
come on my son
>The default signup year for Facebook now is 1999
>>79419564
t.runt who chats nonsense and has never tried to play an instrument
said to an english bloke ill give him a hug if he comes to japan
mad man is actually considering it
RIP to matt ludford
am DESPERATE to visit Finland and Hong Kong tbqhwyl
>>79419551
Thanks.
its not random per se, because i've done a bit of planning.
but the reason i want to go there is a bit random. just watched a film about kazakhstan's vast emptiness and just thougt it'd be nice to have a look around that region.
what happened to ludders?
>>79419564
So go learn it you lazy bastard
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hoover-dam-swim-welsh-man-drunk-fine-nevada-arron-hughes-north-wales-a7941981.html
>“I don’t have any regrets,” Mr Hughes told the BBC. “I even have a tattoo saying ‘no regrets,’ that’s the type of person I am.”
>>79419608
shut up I'm not dead
>Thanks.
>cooking
spend 30 minutes preparing and 30 minutes washing, just to eat a meal, expensive as fuck
>ready meal
pop it in the microwave for a few minutes, tastes just as good, cheap
hmmm yes, wonder which one I'll be doing
>>79419620
he's dead
>>79419640
ah yes this old gimmick
latex lads
>>79419620
still here
want to visit obscure British territories lads
>>79419657
what happened to the sue gimmick
the dogs are barking lads
>chop everything up
>bang it in a pan
>stir it around
>ready to eat in 20 minutes after you started
>this is magic to most people
how come I'm still a virgin?
we were poor but middle class so we went on a LOT of walking holidays
>>79419658
Would love to go to St Helena
>>79419656
tfw no latex dominatrix gf
>>79419708
had a great granny from there.
why haven't we genetically modified birds to be rideable?
love nissin soba noodles makes me feel really japanese
>>79419687
prefer wanking holidays haha
How's Tim doing?
>>79419489
Yes, very enjoyable
FIFA 18 DEMO IS OUT LADS
>>79419716
alri wog
>>79419716
was she black
Jennifer lawrence is peng and a fukin half
>>79419711
feels bad man
>>79419751
she's a dipshit though
>>79419751
also mentally ill
>>79419744
>>79419747
dunno. apparently she was fair, but i haven't seen any pics of her and know nothing besides the fact that she was from there and apparently fair.
>>79419640
>tastes just as good
>>79419640
>tastes just as good
only if it's curry and that's because curry is bad food
>>79419719
ostriches are already a thing
next travel destinations
>Guernsey
>Gibraltar
>Falklands
>Pitcairn
>FIFA 18 DEMO IS OUT LADS
Drank a whole 1 litre bottle of Jamo last night, got sick this morning then have felt fine for the rest of today
>>79419794
>Pitcairn
'ce
>>79419794
'ce
business idea: carry a log with me everywhere i go
went to the aisle of white
>>79419780
they don't fly though
>>79419807
what logo though?
>>79419807
*twin peaks music starts playing*
>>79419819
racist
>>79419794
been to half of these
any marxist man in
These any good?
went to the black isle
>>79419848
Did you go to pitcairn
literally never been on a 'walking holiday'
parents only ever took me abroad
>>79419857
not sure i shud say for fear of ddoxing when only 4 people a year go there u could narrow that shit down easily if true
theres a 10mg valium on the floor
odds - leave
evens - eat it
>>79419855
did you like Puerto Rico
Brummie here.
Can someone rate my London accent?
Trying to impress my London gf. (Looks exactly like pic related)
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0T4mi9zEZ9N
>>79419848
which ones, would love to hear me
I'm assuming Gibraltar and Guernsey
>>79419851
as far as cheap noodles go, yes actually
Well, well, well
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4875524/Corrie-star-shattered-daughter-s-Bestival-death.html
>>79419869
falklands and pitcairn
consider yourself doxed matey
>>79419807
>goodnight Margaret
:(
Found a homevideo of thailad https://youtu.be/tkTLMMi9_IA
>>79419881
think you should try again babe
All of America (apart from Alaska) is further south than the uk
>>79419869
Are you Jonathan Sinclair
>>79419890
kys
>>79419883
it's alright I guess, never been haha
anyone ever been some cool obscure places
want to go the Shetlands and Orkney
>>79419890
spot on
>>79419910
>14 views
>23 minutes
wh-what?
>>79419901
going to freak if they say it's mandy
bet it was PMA or some shite
always hungy
>>79419921
and yet all the northern states get far more snow and sunlight than us
it's not fair I say
>£1,149 for the new iPhoneX
>>79419921
3000 stazione
>>79419901
burn the coal, pay the toll
>>79419628
harder than it sounds when you don't even know how many keys you need your keyboard to have.
>>79419941
retard
now he's gonna dox you
>>79419952
*crawls into your mouth*
>>79419927
but you just said you went to the african american isle la
>>79419958
BLOODY 50P FOR A FREDDO
>>79419895
dont wana dox myself but they are the most likely candidates
>>79419958
ah yes, the cult of apple
>>79419930
went to andorra.
pretty odd place
ahh yes
>>79419201
whats the quick rundown?
This general is surely the one that has the fewest word per post. All this because of peer pressure and the fear of being told 'not a single words. A true downward spiral. The state of /Brit/ tbqh. IN B4 'not a single word Jahan to this post. I am addressing a serious meta-issue about our general here lads.
>>79419921
That bit of Minnesota that sticks up into Canada is further North than Land's End lad
going on holiday to babylon in the spring
severely mentally ill lads
>>79419980
Get 5 for £1 in at Heron, lad
>>79419990
roadman kino blud
>>79419995
explain
Nonces
>>79419979
it was fan-fucking-tastic
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>79419969
Yes lad that's the reason you can't play.
It's not like if you really wanted to learn you'd buy any old keyboard 2nd hand and learn on it despite its flaws and missing octaves.
has anyone here ever donated to a patreon?
>>79419995
oh fuck off
>>79419995
not a single pixel touched the retina
>>79420030
i donated about $200 worth to jellybeannose asmr
just did a terribly runt "joke"
dont get the appeal of cocaine :)
>industrial slaughter of animals = absolutely fine
>cockfighting = illegal, everyone gets arsey about it
explain
>>79419930
been to some random indonesian islands, i.e. not java or bali
>>79419984
how would it be doxxable unless you're one of the Pitcairners who escaped
>>79419901
what a lovely family
>>79420015
You know what I mean you cunt. As one of the power-contributors here I had to blow the whistle. We need to have this hard conversation.
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1667
>>79420069
explain
>>79420062
abattoirs use kill them in an instant, cockfighting is pretty brutal
>>79420060
nor do i but that doesnt stop me spending £800 on it a month
>>79419995
puttering at this
>>79420064
no word is escaping my lips or my fingers
>>79419990
unironically seen them all
>>79420069
thank you for doing what no one else can
a true credit to /brit/ and 4chan at large
>>79420026
it takes more than enthusiasm to write novels on a (computer) keyboard missing half the vowels.
>>79420067
It's like someone has smeared a bit of shit on loving memories
it's amazing how many drugs would be safe if they were legalised and proper education was available
>>79419995
Fuck up Algerian no one fucking cares
>>79420111
puffing and stuttering at this
the algerian is making a comeback
>>79419984
t. one of the Pitcairners who escaped
>>79420111
huffing and puffing at this post
>>79419994
lad went to japan, spent £3000 on his trip, got a match on tinder and set up a date, blogged about it, then it all ended in a hug
>>79419930
easter island
It's actually fucking easier to capitalise the first letter you fucks. Ah yes I will make a special effort to press shift once when my phone propose a capital for the first letter to appear cool and nonchalant. The absolute state.
>>79420098
did your dad back in Pitcairn nonce you mate
>>79419995
Nary a letter
fuck off to cum please
>>79420030
won't say who to but I went to make a one-off donation of 20 quid to a certain channel, and somehow it seemed to think I wanted to make it a monthly payment (the fuck I do) and iirc I had a bit of hassle cancelling it cause some shit on their end
the one-off payment went through afaik but never going near patreon after that again
>>79420260
>>79420045
the absolute state.
>>79420062
Welcome to the world. People like to jump on band-wagons of various kinds in this place.
(SPOILER :- no one actually knows what's right and what's wrong)
>>79420143
thoughts on Mao Zedong alan?