/brit/

>>79417375
explain

girls with willies

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bit early

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>There are, I am one tbqh...quite a lot on /fa/...I've met some of them.

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Kpop desu lads

gonna get a jag XF lads

thoughts?

>>79417404
explain

>>79417404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6dALp4VPU8

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what's the deal with british child pornography

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need a short haired gf

I'm playing the dating game on the hardest setting

am I still range-banned?

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>>79417421
luddite is back

>>79417421
bts desu lads

>>79417433
kek

>>79417435
Not a good title for that jpeg mate

need to buy some drugs but cba

that's just a population map

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anime

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What colour are my eyes lads?

>>79417424

Quality car lad. But that Jag reliability.

My boss had one that was an unrealiable heap of shit, and that was 4 or 5 years ago when they were actually new.

Just get a 3 series or C class

sorry lads got distracted fro my depression posting bc managing my cryptos, i'm back now: Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.

business idea: time travel to a time before lefties

>>79417497
White

>>79417497
Black in the middle

https://clyp.it/g1uppqph

>>79417497
want to cum on your eyeballs

>>79417497
ur a paki

>>79417497
brown with tinge of blue/gray

>>79417503
>3 series or C class

alri deano

>>79417435
Isle of man is nonce free

Excellent

>>79417504
hahahahaha

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*stares at you from across the room*

>>79417525
listened to about 5 seconds

>>79417435
markers representing one person are roughly the size of a small city, thats the deal

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>>79417436

>>79417497
>cataracts

>>79417525
SHAN'T

>>79417549
well it's not the isle of kid is it haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GEhHNsJyho

>>79417562
Stays where I am and does say anything to her.

>>79417359
you can buy results of fixed matches in a euro football league on the deep webz
costs about 200-500 quid depending on how precise the fix is, who wins is cheap, exact scores are expensive but every exact score one i've chipped in on has come in bang on so far
guess the mob n that fix low level matches
i'm doing it too much though, gonna get clocked because i barely gambled before this and i'm winning a shit ton. literally started making stupid bets on random other matches to make it seem like i'm just a lucky addict instead of insider trading. behind 7 proxies atm so come at me gchq

>>79417562
butterz

>>79417580
nothing wrong with that

>>79417435
rural Wales and Scotland confirmed good lads

any cardiff man in

>>79417611
explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLwEUBdez_0

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ

any llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch man in

>>79417612
silence

any nathan for you man in

>>79417643
explain

>>79417669
alri

>>79417641
any roath man in

>>79417669
explain

>>79417424
Deano-tier jag

XJ, F-Pace, or F-type are the only acceptable Jaguars.

Really did brand damage with these 3-series tier jags smdh

at least he died happy

>>79417548

Well he is looking at a Jag.

Old 3 series and C classes are lit.

>RWD chuckable
>More power than your shitty Lupo
>Girls and normies think you paid £12,000
>Interior isn't made of the plastic from a Cadbury MilkTray
>Decent stereo

>>79417685
any cathays man in

Any RoosterTeeth man in?

>>79417643
it's really not more complicated than that
buy fixed match results, bet on them, make money

need a shit but cba hmmmmmm

>>79417681
alri
>>79417689
say please

>>79417562
*starts sweating*

>>79417611
where can man buy this

>>79417712
absolute ghetto
where u at

LADS IS THERE ANY WAY I COULD BE ON BENNIES FOR NOT HAVING A GF???

Got some faggot hipster 80s synth ripoff musique for you all today!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqVd3G0-NA

about to become a manager in a shop lads

i'm going full deano

sister's just gobbled on me testes lool

>>79417598
what do you say to her?

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... Me Timothy James Byrne arriving at my rented flat in Wigan ... 12th September 2017

*gets in to a BMW 3 series*
*immediately feels the need to drive dangerously and be a dickhead*

any non nathan for you man in?

any /only wash your hands after a poo/ man in

>>79417701

XF isn't a 3 series tier Jag, that's the XE.

>XJ
Old man. Way too expensive. You have no friends to make use of the extensive and comfortable rear seating
>F-Pace
Literally Chelsea tractor yummy mummy school run van
>F-type
Youtuber "auto enthusiast" meme car

XF and XE are the only patrician choice.

>>79417748
like 5 mins from the uni

fuck, the spic didn't die in the hurricane

>>79417767
sorry mate but I don't speak Deano hahahahaha

Reckon I'm in the top 3 biggest fuckups on /brit/

>>79417789
Dont wash my hands for neither man in

>>79417789
explain

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*stares into your soul*

>>79417769
cringe
>>79417789
yea

>>79417669
aight lookin forward to the nu season

>>79417767

Nice reddit meme

>>79417807
with you there lad x (dont mean the kiss in a gay way)

>>79417766
sounds like the average 26+ y/o white woman

imagine if tim discovered /brit/ and found out he was a meme
i think he'd be seriously doubting reality at that point

dont care

Any rick and morty man in?

my name might be nathan lol
cannot confirm either way though

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>I'm so bored Anon, what do you do for fun?

Any Glasgow man in

>>79417795
lived by salisbury road tesco few years ago waheey

Not enjoying this "explain" gimmick.

Low hanging fruit

>>79417855
suck my own dick

>>79417870
explain

>>79417822
explain

>>79417813
know a guy with green eyes like this, can never stop staring at him, must think im a right creeper

>>79417855
have a wank
go on /brit/

>>79417819
>uses the word cringe
grimace

>>79417790
my dad had an XJ tbqh...it is peng but I see what you mean. Would feel odd driving it in my 20s.

Feel like both the XF and XE are deano though, sorry pal.

>>79417822
you've never driven on the roads if you don't think BMW drivers are dicks

Every time someone pulls out or undertakes or does something reckless I IMMEDIATELY(usually correctly) that it's a BMW driver

>>79417857
yeah

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>>79417835
he'd put us all out of business

>>79417746
not grassing up the link to be honest mate, they sell like 10 at a time so it's not super bait that it's happening
it's in the (other) section of a reasonably active marketplace

I shitpost on a Venezuelan BMW 3 series enthusiast's imageboard.

>>79417810
when you do a wee you're not really touching anything bad, so you can skip washing your hands. when you do a poo your hands are millimetres away from poo so you should wash them.

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>>79417874
>>79417883

any sissy boys about in the West Yorkshire vicinity

asking for a friend of a friend

any 'burgh man in

>>79417894
whats the difference between a beamer and a hedgehog?

>hedgehogs have their pricks on the outside !

>>79417835
he'd make videos half-hourly about /brit/

>>79417885
i don't like you

>>79417901
dabbin' on these hoes! haha, wow! what a baller!

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>>79417848

its a good name

any1 in the west london area fancy a bum

>>79417904
gotu

anyone in the canterbury area fancy a massage x

>>79417944
ealing x

The amount of people that just keep going "explain" and "lads" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" /brit/.

>>79417895
FOP (fuck off paddy in case you were wondering)

>>79417497
hazel

>>79417894
seems universal to me everywhere i go and ive been fucking everywhere.

bmw and audi drivers = complete twats

>>79417874

I guess I'm naturally flexible because I could suck my own dick when I was younger, and my cock is only 5.5". Wouldn't dare attempt it now, one way ticket to snap city

>>79417835
reminder that a friend of his already discovered his meme fb page and it's only a matter of time before Byrne finds out
>>79417922
woke
>>79417938
that's a good one wacky bruce haha x
god I love this lad

>>79417965
>>79417944
i knew everyone in london was a bender

>>79417938
fukap arthropod

*farts out of my willy*

>>79417970
explain

>>79417965
oi oi im in hounslow represent

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Lmao'ing at the state of this general right now

>>79417940
if anything that's the whip

>>79417970

1) Its 4chan. Relax.

2) "Try and impress eachother" - how? We are anonymous

3) YOU are anonymous. How will we even notice you're gone?

Dont let the door hit you on your way out faggot

>>79418012
'ddit

lads

check em

>>79418000
fuck off potato famine nig nog

>>79417944
in west london but not gay sorry lad

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Italians, is in fact, Venetians and Italians, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and shitalians. Italians are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Venetians, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Venetians for Italians every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Venetian group is often called "Italians", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Venetians, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Italians, but Venetians are no part of it. Venetians are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Italians often include Venetians, but basically it's Italians with Venetians added. All the so called "Northeastern Italians" are really Venetians.

>>79417983
FOH (fuck off hun x)

>>79418020
explain

>>79418034
shut the fuck up arthropod

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Anybody else wank off to this scene?

>>79417970
Doing a poo

>>79417970
>>79418025
jesus christ fuck off cunts

>>79417935
kek

>>79417986
It's true, BMW drivers are deanos and Audi drivers are 'sheeds

Both have had their reputation utterly DESTROYED in this country

>>79418033
please explain? thanks in advance

Don't like the itv news at 10 presenter

>>79418033
wew

>>79418066
explain

>>79417970
hasnt been a decent gimmick here of which im not the originator in a year

>>79418042
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65rpEbHC0Pw

this video is LITERALLY why I started watching anime a decade ago, crazy huh

What would my life have been like had I never seen it

>>79417888

Yeah I'm the first to love XJs, but they're for highflying Business CEOs who wants to show that he has a bigger more expensive car than those plebs in their luxury 5 series and S Classes.

The price and size is just astronomical. You'd have to buy so old in your 20s it'd be ruining you with maintenance costs.

XJ is a goal for me 30s-40s though.

Will probably be able to pick 2010s up cheaper when electric cars start driving normies away from petrol

Moved into halls today and still haven't met anyone haha

explained the puttering gimmick and got an oxford degree

No idea bow attractive I am. It's quite a problem. Some days I think I can pull the fittest girl around and I'm the best looking man in the room and some days I think I'm a 5/10 and I need to settle.

Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_T1_nw77Q4

>>79418043
are you the lad who bet on juventus and celtic? £20 down the drain, are you coping alright

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check em

>>79418085
nice 'tistic fit bro

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>The amount of people that just keep going "explain" and "lads" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

>All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

>Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" /brit/.

>>79418092
Do you feel mature yet?

>>79418114
fop off

>>79418088
>le cute schoolgirls
tired, old and sad!

>>79417961
bingo

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>>79418111

the green letters

>>79418092
Get on it!

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Imagine caring about cars

>>79418111

nice

>>79418140
explain

>>79418088
didn't find out this song is in swedish until years later. i always saw it with anime so i assumed it was japanese

>>79418150
explain

>>79418092
youll regret it if you dont hang around some communal area and just give it a go
nothing to lose by trying really but it's hard to come back from having no mates at the start of uni

>>79418111
upstaged my dubs
fuck you

>>79418139
anime honestly fills the "lack of socialization" void tbqh

>>79418097
post pic and i'll tell you, real talk though you would know if you are good looking bc of the reaction you get from other people

>>79417944
>West

looool

Nothing more cancerous than a H3H3 or Filthy Frank fan

>the black letters

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>>79418111
checked

>>79417894

Not all BMW drivers are dicks, just the ones in blacked out 3/5 series with ebay angel eye replacement lights. If they have any kind of aftermarket components on show or it looks even slightly lowered, stay back.

To be honest where I live most BMW drivers are business dudes in shirts/suits and are actually better than the average driver.

Who do you fear more? The young suited business lad in a shirt in the BMW or the 20 something girl in the beaten up Ford KA texting at the lights. Or the 80 year old man in the tiny Daihatsu changing lanes erratically

>>79417970
bye

>>79418180
explain

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>>79418184

>>79418092
for the love of god if you're an autist stay at home and save your maintenance loan, do NOT waste your time with the """"""uni life"""""""" if you're an autist, SAVE THE MONEY

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>why yes i am from london

>>79418111
wew

>>79418187
like anime
dislike the anime schoolgirl trope
simple as

>>79418187
>>79418188
>>79418192
>>79418194
>>79418200
>>79418201
>>79418212
>>79418215
>>79418226
>>79418227
>>79418236
>>79418237
'plain

Got home from my trip to Nepal to like 50 missed voicemail messages from oxford acceptance office. They were crying begging me to answer in the last few lol

helo I have crush on a biological born feminine creature help me

Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.

>>79418227
know this girl

drink lots of water you'll have nice skin

>>79418253
already seen this fuck off

>>79418253
Stop posting about this or take it to /r9k/

Nobody cares

bad thread

>>79418243
>judgemental

the virgin apu

>>79418212
explain

>>79418257
I do but still have a spotty upper back/shoulders :S

anyone remember the reeee? copper gimmick
amazing what the newtwats come up with on their first week in /brit/

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my weedman's michael caine

>>79418158
explain

>>79418227
fat bitch

>>79418257
hasnt fixed me
>tfw live in area that had p much no sun all summer

>>79418298
loved that gimmick so much

>>79418283
reeee copper??

life is completely meaningless and pointless

Christ the talented Mr Ripley is a good film

anyone remember the China gimmick?

>>79418331
explain

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>>79418254
from whence

79418316
never reply to a barbpost again

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>>79417404

>>79418292
ah yes, the average Canadian couple

>>79418276
care to clarify this comment?

>>79418253
get fucked faggot

>>79418360
no

>>79418300
*aphex twin plays*

w-o-w
Finally getting my book published...

>>79418360
explain

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going to sleep

night

can't even FATHOM being able to raise a family on my salary, barely have enough to support myself

who posted this
>>>/g/62394493

>>79418272
i posted it originally and now cowardly trolls are re-posting it unedited as a joke in itself. just another day in the life of a 4'11 manlet

anyone remember the royal mail marines meme

>>79418373
explain

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>>79418399
?

>>79418409
It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a women on the other side of the world over the internet

remember everything except the cuckio meme
>>79418373
whats it about

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>>79418395
WHEN WILL THEY FUCKING LEARN?!?!?!?!?!

>>79418394
on £65k and struggling to pay the wife's son's rent and bills desu

>>79418409
Wrote a book
Spent over a year trying to get it published
Finally happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1ab4SAKok

yuzu

might be getting shipped out to Britain in a bit
so thats neat

Everyone below this post is gay and there is no immunity or whatsoever

love spending the whole day walking desu

>>79418396
you did

>>79418450
royal mail marine corps?

I'm a free market nihilist

>>79418467
explain

>>79418425
whwre did this meme come from

>>79418426
It's a 1000 page epic about /brit/

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>>79418434

>>79418449
explain

>>79418450
hope you get returned to sender

>be freelancer
>no work
>get massive project

it's like christmas morning lads

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tfw no black gf

Love winter, get to wear my nice duffel coat and scarf

>>79418425
exceptional post, had completely forgotten about this

>>79418458
i didn't but i'm pretty sure a leaf browsers brit and dpt so i posted an anti canadian picture

Daily reminder: Only borderline-manlets take the piss out of manlets.

Only runts that don't get much/any sex take the piss out of virgins etc.

bit gay, me

love spending the whole day wanking desu

Blood on the toilet paper when I wipe

>>79418467
nah, chair force

If you can scribble a note...
Then you can post a postcard.
And if you can do that, then you can deliver a letter...
And if you can deliver a letter, then you can deliver an unfranked first-class executive business package across international customs lines with a per-arrival signature clause and multiple listed recipients on the ticket sprog.

Royal Mail.
Do you have what it takes?

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>Lol imagine actually owning a BMW or Mercedes
>deano hahaha
>It's just a car lmao
>It's just a tool to get from A to B

>Top Gear? Oh yeah I watched that for the funny roadtrips haha but it got boring glad it died desu
>Jeremy annoys me a bit really he's not very tolerant and left-wing
>Did you know Jeremy was friends with David Cameron and doesn't like Labour?

>No I don't own a car
>No I've never driven a "nice" car
>No I've never paid for a car with my own money, but my mum lets me drive her Ford KA and this is sufficient for me to conclude that anyone who likes cars is a simpleton lmao

Percocets, molly, Percocets

>>79418499
>tfw freelance wasteman

SOMONE MAKE AN EWA

did some chinups in a tree

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>>79418555

>>79418555
a what

im from the future

im a virgin but still find virgins hilarious
sad stuff

>>79418560
explain

not a fan of beggars saying "son can you spare any change"

>>79418503
fucking hate winter
sick as a dog already

>duckduckgo

*hatposts you*

>>79418592
the virgin humour

>>79418603
>>79418603
>>79418603

Nu

Weird how we say an when a word starts with a vowel, like "an apple" not "a apple" but with the word one we say "a one" not "an one"

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>>79418489
fuck off matt

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>>79418586

>duckduckgo.com

got called a womble by a nigger in greggs today

>>79418619
the fucking state of the cavemen that post here

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>>79418599

>>79417435
My dad is one of those dots desu, ama

just done a poo where the first bit had no splashback, but then there was a followup bit and it splashed right up my bumhole. suppose this is what bidets are like, only took 2 wipes.

>>79418610
because you pronounce "one" like "won" and "w" is a consonant.

word starts with consonant = a

word starts with vowel = an

>>79418660
very nice
proud of you

>>79418597
got home from the walk in Cairngorms National Park, put some gloves on, went in the garden and did 10 sets of 10 chinups in the tree

>>79418685
Yeah true
There was a much better example I thought of ages ago but can't quite pit my finger in it rn

puttering pat pis post

need a country that's cheap, has an easy to learn language, good culture and is up and coming lads

Need to get off this island for good

u left this back a black mesa ;)

*hands u a dildo*

>>79418770
Germany

>>79418711
good lad

>>79418548
Honestly driving an expensive car is worth it. I drove a 60.000 euro car for about half a year (my dad's but w/e) and ITS SO FUCKING WORTH IT.

>>79418770
spain

Just found out that my crush has found a boyfriend.

I had such hopes ;_;

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feel sleepy

anus