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Rolling machine ed.
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black holes
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more like runt machine
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>>79415631
post runting machines
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how do you buy weed
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>tell us a bit about yourself

what do you say lads?
just graduated uni desu
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White = SHIT
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really nice voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxkd_cyaCFc
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>>79415661
speak to your weedman
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>>79415661
just walk into a dispensary
oh wait
hahaha
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>>79415661
Weed store
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>>79415658
so so fucking fit oh my days
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>>79415678
how do you find a weedman
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>>79415663
is duckduckgo broken?
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>>79415676
whore
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>>79415663
"just graduated uni desu"
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>>79415663
is startpage being stupid?
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Drink 4 liters of water a day lads, probably why I have such lovely skin.
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ROBIN HOOD POWER RANKINGS

>God Tier
Original ballads that started it all
Robin of Sherwood 80s tv series
Maid Marian and her merry Men
>Good Tier
Robin Hood (1991)
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (1991)
Robin Hood (Disney)
>Meh tier
Robin Hood with Russel Crowe
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Errol Flynn
Princess of Thieves
>Shit Tier
Robin Hood BBC 00s tv series
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>>79415663
is searx down?
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>>79415701
if you don't have one, become one
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lads

LADS

lads

i'm officially off work from tomorrow until the 25th september

it's my first holiday since april

NO WORK TOMORROW

OR THE DAY AFTER

OR THE DAY AFTER

etc
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Arranged to meet a 14 year old paralysed girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBgZhbH0LA
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The WEB-DL rip of Baby Driver is out, for those into that sort of thing.

Watched it earlier, pretty decent action movie.
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>>79415789
what you gonna do bossman?
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wanna be a chav but the upper class life wont let me
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don't care
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>>79415705
>>79415740
>>79415775
yeah
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It's the truth
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>>79415796
post more im running low on nonce hunters
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>>79415661
text bossman "yo cuz can you sort us a 20"
he'll say "yeah man be 10 min"
then 2 hours later bam
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>>79415807
It's a good movie
/brit/ just hates on it for no reason
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>>79415842
*throws acid in your face*
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>>79415785
isnt that even harder
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>>79415596
>straight zoots
enjoy the minging second half
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>>79415842
WHOA HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW
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I've eaten 1.5 dominos pizzas by myself and feel like shit
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>>79415842
trump won though...
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>>79415873
is Ask Jeeves broken????
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>>79415888
>forgetting the collapse of the USSR
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>>79415862
WHO IS BOSSMAN
HOW DO I FIND A BOSSMAN
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>>79415663
is the library closed?
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might cry for a bit
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>>79415923
just text him init
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>>79415980
why
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>>79415910
hello nigger
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fuck off dumb avatarfagging frogposter
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Space is actually quite boring. The pictures you see are enhanced once you learn that the colors that galaxies, stars and nebula's emit are invisible to the human eye - you won't ever see space the same again.
Space emits a range of wavelengths of light, some we can see others we can’t. Those pretty pictures of nebulae and galaxies and stuff don't actually look like that and the reality is boring.
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youre a fucking failure in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTCnGFuoKxY
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someone recommend me a film
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WEE WEE SEE VOO PLAY
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>>79415980
wonder what Christopher Eccelestone gets up to these days

quite mental he was in that Thor movie a while back
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>>79415988
!!!!!
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>>79416030
arrival
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look a random Dutch flag ecks dee
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>>79415842
>trump
>brexit
don't think so Tim
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>>79416030
simpsons movie
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>>79416030
the one me and your mum made last night lmao
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Shorting AAPL right now

New phone is trash lmao
>ugly as sin
>no headphone jack
>removed fingerprint scanner to be replaced y awkward and slow facial scanner
>costs a fortune
>only other '''''new''''' feature is some meme emoji gimmick and wireless charging

Can't make this shit up. SELL SELL SELL
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Celtic 0 - 5 PSG
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>>79415989
primeval, doctor who(2005) s1, robin hood (2006) will never be as cozy as when I first watched them a decade ago
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>>79416064
thought u died wtf ???!
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please (You) me I'm lonely
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>>79416030
A Bridge Too Far. It's the best Britis=#['-h war film
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why exactly are povvos so angry that I'm going to buy the 256gb version of the new iphone?
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>>79416101
Post willy
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>vote brexit! trigger the normies! praise kek!
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bet suicide is such a buzz
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>>79416127
>angry

amused would be the word kiddo
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>>79416141
alri mate
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do people really watch porn on their phones? grim
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>>79416078
wonder how you could leverage your bet without marginshit
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sargon is an enemy of the white race
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>>79416019
brainlet post
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Wow a lot of goals sure got kicked tonight
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need to get ready for beddy for worky tomozzy
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>>79416128
My willy is a thin 5 incher
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>>79416061
think I'll go for this

>>79416067
seen it enough already tbf

>>79416076
send me it then lad

>>79416104
True, seen it in the past but not for some time, gonna put that on the list
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>hurricane irma will demolish hemingways house
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>>79416204
nice
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anime
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>>79416204
Are you proud of it?
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>alri la
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>>79416217
no

>>79416233
No
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>>79416019
>limiting yourself to the human experience when talking about space
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ultimate povvo phone: moto g
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The SPL is such a diddy league, which it would cease to exist.

t. actual Scottish person
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>>79416216
>>79416252
>>79416256
who the fuck are you twats quoting?
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>>79416254
pic x
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>fly squatting in my room
>roll up a piece of paper and hit the motherfucker with all my power
>it seemed to disappear between the paper and my wardrobe and I can't find a body

Lads... Where did it go? Am I going to find a gaggle of spiders feasting on it's corpse come morning?
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does 7 inches qualify as a big cock?
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>>79415918
>forgetting the collapse of the USA
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>>79416264
Fuck off Jock
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>>79416182
I bet Preston lad is haopy
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>>79416281
depends, are you Korean?
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>>79416281
pic x
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>>79416294
no
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on holiday in the highlands of scotland

very nice place and friendly people. shame that glasgow gives scotland such a bad reputation
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>>79416252
alright love
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weddings are laughably narcissistic, puerile nonsense
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does 5 inches qualify as a cock?
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>>79416323
bit rude
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>>79416334
was gonna fedora this but I actually agree
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>>79416127
>narcissistic materialism over a fucking phone of all things
brainlet
>>79416178
NASA literally enhances their photos that's all I'm saying, the real space is dull compared to what they hype up in the photos. Cameras aboard spacecraft like New Horizons and Cassini take images using filters that isolate different wavelengths on the electromagnetic spectrum. Some, like red and blue, capture light the human eye can see. Others, like ultraviolet and infrared, capture light it can't. All the images arrive to Earth as black-and-white frames, and then are assigned colors digitally and compiled
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>it's flying again

Rolling up the paper once again lads...
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>2017
>still no way to not be part of the botnet
>literally need to spend years studying programming, how everything on the internet works, how your operating system works just to even know how to try avoiding it
Why is there still no just-werkz privacy OS for people who don't want to have to learn every single thing about technology before using a computer?
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EVERY RUNT COMPLAINS ABOUT WHAT HITLER DID TO THE JESUITS BUT THEY NEVER ASK WHAT THE JESUITS DID TO HITLAR
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>>79416305
i play starcraft sometimes
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>>79416371
debian
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>>79416252
>tfw no leather paki gf
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breh
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Staggered by how stupid these nonces are
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>>79416332
GLASGOW IS FULL OF PAKIS AND COMMUNISTS 2BH
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>>79416390
Jesuits weren't the Jews, they were the footsoldiers of the Jews. Started in Phoenicia
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>>79416406
screaming my head off. normies will STILL buy this shit
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>>79416371
what are you trying to hide?
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ideal gf
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>>79416411
whomstdve
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torchic mudkip or treecko
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>>79416364
>Cameras aboard spacecraft like New Horizons and Cassini take images using filters that isolate different wavelengths on the electromagnetic spectrum. Some, like red and blue, capture light the human eye can see. Others, like ultraviolet and infrared, capture light it can't. All the images arrive to Earth as black-and-white frames, and then are assigned colors digitally and compiled

no shit. touching up the images to make them viewable to the human eye doesn't make the phenomena being observed any less real

t. did masters dissertation on extragalactic astronomy
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>>79416395
remastered?
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>>79416406
What am I looking at?
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>>79416441
>yeah mate I'm just gonna let a literal virus on my computer because it's a company doing it
>but I wouldn't let some random person put me in a botnet
The ultimate pleb
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>>79416461
mudkip easily
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>>79416371
its called linux you numbskull
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>>79416371
because if you were to try and make one you would receive a visit from some government employees in dark glasses with a briefcase full of money and a satchel full of blackmail
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>>79416406

wow i can't wait to queue at midnight to buy a slightly different version of a thing i only use to browse facebook
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>>79416461
DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE YOU PICK SINCE YOU'LL STILL BE A RUNT
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>>79416472
status symbols for basic bitches
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AHHHHHHHH
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>>79416462
jog on cleanshirt
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do you liek mudkipz?
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>>79416472
The New All Screen iPhone
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My first and only match on Bumble is a black girl that looks like a man
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new primus for all the /brit/ards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF4DXdRWzY0
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>>79416451

superb post
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>t. did masters dissertation on extragalactic astronomy
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>>79416406
>people actually buy this garbage
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just ordered a new phone
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>>79416518
post some dank /brit/ memes at her and post the results
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>>79416472

device that keeps your third eye closed
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>>79416563
don't post american reaction images if you hate us so much
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iPhone X actually looks fucking fantastic. Might be the first Apple product I buy
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Mao Zedong? BIG fan
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>>79416570
Nice inspect element and very poor bait
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i've got a moto g5 because i'm a povvo runt
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part of my monthly wages will be going towards these on the 23rd
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Same sexism STILL exists on 4chan
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>>79416610
https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/buy-iphone/iphone-x/5.8-inch-display-256gb-space-grey#00,11,21
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>>79416624
good
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>>79416640
It's not good tho
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just ate an entire pack of mini rolls, 2000 calories, mummy will NOT be happy when she finds out
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>>79416589
on Bumble they have to message first
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>>79416570

Damn you got a great deal
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>>79416554
seen this posted so many times, what's the sauce?
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>>79416631
You're talking utter shite, pathetic attention whore
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>>79416648
why is that
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>>79416650
yeah but if she matched she likes you right
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>>79416607
YEAH I BET YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF MOUSE'S DONGS YOU ABSOLUTE BRNDER
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>>79416661
One on the left is called Tanya Tate
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

70% good, 30% bad lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iykfq9W0tyc
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*findoms you*
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>>79416607
You're also a fan of cuckolding
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>>79416681
yeah but she has to message me first or we unmatch in 24 hours
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>>79416697
why is it so screechy?
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>>79416713
i walk alone i walk alone
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>>79416672
Because it's wrong. You should get exactly the same amount of opportunities and credit regardless of your gender. We don't choose our gender when we're born. And why limit people anyway?
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>Need a photo and passport scan to verify my airbnb account
>Don't have any photos
>Fire up the old dormant faceyb to find one
>Very few pictures of me and the last one is from 3 years ago
>look utter shit in all of them

Literally don't know how to take a selfie, feels alien. But I guess I have to

Or use some blurry shot of me at a formal uni dinner thing from like 2014
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>>79416748
don't care
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>>79416758
don't care
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*furdoms you*
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>>79416721
>it ain't me starts playing

>>79416730
because Mao Zedong lives in all our hearts
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>>79416720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgOy0oCyp9w
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don't care
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35 mph winds and rain tonight lads

literally in irma desu
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>>79416730
communism is autistic
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>>79416758
funny that, i can phone up a bnb and get booked in with a name that doesnt even need to be real.
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how do I get a girl off the street to kick me in my balls, laugh at me and then hug me after?
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>>79416775
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
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How do you lads pronounce stuff like DFGHJUJFGHJLOHKJHVIHGUYFDTYYGUKH in your head?
Obviously you don't read it letter for letter so.....
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>>79416730
INSECTS SPECIFICALLY EVOLVED TO OPTIMALLY TRANSMIT COMMUNICATIONS AT SUCH FREQUENCIES
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>>79416768
But you asked...
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>>79416798

Airbnb. It's a website.

I need to live somewhere for 2-3 weeks while I sort a rental, and fuck staying in a bnb for £40 a night
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Been nursing this can of fosters for over an hour now
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>>79416825
i mean i don't care about your meme platitudes or your freedumbs
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Jennifer Lawrence is so So peng
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>>79416816
pronounce the letters i say as i scroll along
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>>79416808
offer her money to do it
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>>79416843
Why tho
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>>79416806
and? why is this news?
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>>79416748
>You should get exactly the same amount of opportunities and credit regardless of your gender.
why?
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>uni formal dinner

oh my days, the absolute STATE, bunch of runty brainlets in badly fitting suits thinking they're mature
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How long does it take to secure a house in a new city lads?
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>>79416845
Lol
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>>79416845
Wouldn't mind holding her hand if you know what I mean.
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not sure why people think sargon is worth giving heed to. i watched a video of his the other day where he was criticising a newspaper article and he was just yelling at it because of the title. he also failed to actually address any of the arguments the author was trying to make by either deliberately misunderstanding the author's point or just yelling things like 'you're histrionic'.

i also don't really get the appeal of watching someone on youtube repetively telling you how stupid SJWs are. do sjws even exist anymore? especially where it just somebody reading newspaper opinion pieces you're likely to dissagree with to you. why do people like being made angry by current events? whether its sargon yelling at a newspaper article or a newspaper article in the guardian or the daily express yelling about FURY and DISASTER to you?

why can't we just be content instead of needing to constantly worry about what other people think or things beyond our direct control. I suppose politics truly is sports for dorks, but then surely attending the sports ground yourself to watch the action is better than just listening to the commentator relay the game to you. And if you are going to pick a commentator, why not just pick a normal one rather than one who is obsessed with slating your rival team.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5q4cL9qZQI

The PLA would HEEM the FUCK out of our army lads, NEED to join them
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>>79416864
because the boipucci meme has entered public discourse you twat
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>>79416893
didn't read this post but i agree
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>>79416868
>bunch of runty brainlets in badly fitting suits thinking they're mature

Yeah, you see my issue right?

Those photos look shite. But they're the only photos I have of myself looking vaguely sociable in the last half decade
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>not sure why people think sargon is worth giving heed to. i watched a video of his the other day where he was criticising a newspaper article and he was just yelling at it because of the title. he also failed to actually address any of the arguments the author was trying to make by either deliberately misunderstanding the author's point or just yelling things like 'you're histrionic'.
>i also don't really get the appeal of watching someone on youtube repetively telling you how stupid SJWs are. do sjws even exist anymore? especially where it just somebody reading newspaper opinion pieces you're likely to dissagree with to you. why do people like being made angry by current events? whether its sargon yelling at a newspaper article or a newspaper article in the guardian or the daily express yelling about FURY and DISASTER to you?
>why can't we just be content instead of needing to constantly worry about what other people think or things beyond our direct control. I suppose politics truly is sports for dorks, but then surely attending the sports ground yourself to watch the action is better than just listening to the commentator relay the game to you. And if you are going to pick a commentator, why not just pick a normal one rather than one who is obsessed with slating your rival team.
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>>79416906
their only problem would be getting to us
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soap on a rope dont do coke
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>>79416806
>>79416864
>republigays
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>>79416906
you literally can't if you're not a chink
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>>79416893
tl;dr but agreed
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just watched the man kick the ball to the other man for the last 2 hours
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>>79416865
you do something
you get credit
you want to do something (as long as it's reasonable)
You should be allowed to at least try

Where does gender factor into that? It doesn't.
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bet that Norwegian lad who put a tenner on celtic and juventus isn't feeling too pleased
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>>79416906
THE ONLY THING THEY WOULD HEEM IS MY SLEEPING PATTERN WITH THAT ABHORRENT INSECT SCREECHING
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>>79415701
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>>79416972
>betting AGAINST barca

it's like betting against mayweather, the brainlet bet
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>>79416852
but she'll just tell me to fuck off or ask "are you serious" probably run away because she'd think I'm a freak
can't imagine she'd be down for it even if I had the money in my hand
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>>79415910
kek
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feel like killing myself
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>>79417006
>Barca
>good
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Quick lads how do I find a photo of myself looking like a normie in the next 24hr.

Otherwise its a selfie against a white wall

How about a selfie in my car and work clothes, at least I won't look like a dosser
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>>79417000
wonder if thats the same as mine
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the ting go.. skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du ku ku tun tun poom poom
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>>79417037
t. bet his life savings on mcgregor
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>>79416554
theres an old picture of the ex gf and her mate almost exactly like this
she's nonce age in it though so won't be sharing
did wank over it when i was the same age though
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>>79417047
midlands?
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>netflix is producing an animated series about an underage girl's talking vagina
wtf
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>>79417035
if you do, I'll resurrect you
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>>79417061
didn't know you could bet potatoes ha ha
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>>79417061
I had 3k on Mayweather
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>>79417006
>>betting AGAINST barca
>it's like betting against mayweather, the brainlet bet

It's also the bet that nets you the most money.

Why would you bet on the overwhelming favourite? Whoopee I bet £20 and had a 95% of winning £4. Oh the thrills.

bet £20 on meme gregor or the shitty underdog and shitpost your winnings on the internet in that 5% off chance
>>
>>79417000
>lemon haze
becoming a bit of a meme this
>>
people at work keep asking why i'm constantly sneezing. i've "had a cold" for about 3 months now. can i just say "stuffing hundreds of pounds worth of coke up your nose every weekend doesn't do wonders for your nasal passages so leave me alone"
>>
PAY MY DEALER IN POUND COINS ONLY
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>>79417100
explain
>>
you know what you wanna do wi that rite?
>>
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>>79416451
no
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>>79417102
tell them you have rhinitis
>>
got a response on my OKcupid message but she was a bit blunt
>>
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Hmmm
>>
Can't stand being blamed for stuff I just didn't do but can't prove them wrong since there's insufficient evidence either side
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>>79417102

Tell them you're allergic to tossers
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GOOD MORNING
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>>79416777
>£50 for me to get all my make-up on, get dressed up, put high-heels on
surely if he just wants to chat none of that is necessary
>>
>>79417071
nah, always has those 2 tho
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>>79415701
>>79417000
>>79417047
>>79417100
could you literal niggers fuck off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTC7wQMHHEA

lefties have gone too far
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>>79417155
He has a point
Now how do we do the work?
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>>79417155
bit racist really
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>>79417080
>>
>>79417155
Ah yes, (((WHITE)))
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>>79417185
Peaceful and legitimate request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick
>>
GOTTA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR
>>
GOT THAT PANDEMIC
>>
>>79417155
>We
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>>79417097
honestly don't have a brainlet wojak brainlet enough for this post
>>
>>79417155
>Hello fellow white people!
>>
>>79417155
>j*ws
>white
please stop it's too early to be this angry
>>
There are no attractive people on 4chan
>>
>>79417155
(((HOROWITZ)))
>>
>>79417155
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>79417102
have a septal perforation from picking my nose when i was a kid obsessively
my nose whistles and everyone thinks i'm a cokehead despite only doing it once every few months
>>
*does the work*
>>
>>79417248
I'M ACTUALLY QUITE HANDSOME 2BH
>>
>>79417071
its only ever blue cheese
>>
>>79416472
The downfall of Apple
>>
buying tips on fixed serie b matches lads
made literally like 8 grand so far, need to slow down otherwise i'll get clocked
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just woke up lads
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wonder how to get a barbie gf
>>
too depressed to wank
>>
>>79417290
Same
>>
>>79417248
speak for yourself ugly bastard
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>>79417301
Become Ken
>>
>Sees right-wing opinion posted online
>Agrees and offers a similar viewpoint

Aha, but I was only joking! It was a ruse all along! You thought that I was agreeing with you but I was actually mocking you, and your agreement with my statement which was unknowingly to you facetious has only served to humiliate you further!

Aha!
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thoughts on SLAG!?
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>>79417222
kek
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>>79417336
who's ken
>>
>>79417299
It's 10 in the evening mate what's your excuse?
>>
>>79417329
I'm actually pretty hot
>>
>>79417298
explain
>>
>>79417248
There are, I am one tbqh...quite a lot on /fa/...I've met some of them.
>>
>>79417299

top o' the mornin' to ya paddy
>>
>>79417366
explain
>>
>>79417343
Do want.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RobhSr2bozU

this is such a fucking choon lads
>>
>>79417360

Homosexual meetups don't count.

You guys think any dude that paints 3 layers of foundation and fake eyebrows onto his face is attractive.
>>
>>79417375
>>79417375
>>79417375
>>79417375
>>
>>79417352
went to bed at 8am
>>
>>79417295
thought that was shit desu, doesnt fuck your head up at all
>>
>>79417334
very very very glad this gimmick is still going
>>
>>79417371

my fellow oirish
>>
>>79417351
Your future self.
You must chop off your dick and embody what it means to be Ken.
>>
>>79416966
>you get credit
why?
>You should be allowed to at least try
why?
your model isn't very specific, for example voluntary work can be uncredited, and "wanting to do something" does not justify being allowed to do it.
if you could give real-world examples, i could probably point out where gender factors into it.
>>
>>79417301
be a famous multi-millionaire
>>
>>79417359
you can buy results of fixed matches in the italian serie b on the deep webz
costs about 200-500 quid depending on how precise the fix is, who wins is cheap, exact scores are expensive but every exact score one i've chipped in on has come in bang on so far
guess the mob n that fix matches in italy
i'm doing it too much though, gonna get clocked because i barely gambled before this and i'm winning a shit ton
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