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Come on Anon, let's post in brit edition
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ANIME AND GIRLS WITH WILLIES
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anime
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slags edition? deal
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Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are!
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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Kitami Eri
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Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are!
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>>79413886
fuck off
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nippon
(ノ´ з `)ノ (μ_μ) (*^^*) ⌒ヽ(*'、^*)chu
(-_-) ( ̄ε ̄@) ヽ(‿)ノ ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~
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>Genuinely makes me laugh when i meet people who want to move to london. They think youve made it if you live here. Love it when they get hit with reality after the sheen has worn off.
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miss him so much just want him back
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>>79413806
Haven't seen many blacks in there but you're right about students. Fire is pretty good though actual large venue with proper funkatron speakers and late hours
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just went on the 'hub
>Hot Porn videos in uk
>White mom impregnated by son's black bully
what the fuck?
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AIDS is the gay disease
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kill all the gays
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would love to shag a bird before the years up lads.
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>>79413921
link
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just sat down next to me what do x
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AIDS = Arse Injected Death Sentence
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>>79413818
need her to sit on my face
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>tfw polish girl from work is pretty attractive and nice to you but you already have a less attractive but English gf
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24 m pornosexual here, looking for a fellow goon that enjoys edging.

interested in starting a regular chat online, sharing what we're into, maybe edging on cam with each other.
if i think we get along, and you seem cool i may eventually be up for a meet and having a stroke in person.

preferably you would be under30, but mainly looking for someone sane with similar interests. m/f/ts/tv all welcome to reply.

main things i wank to are ass, celebs, gagging sloppy blowjobs, blowbangs, teens, bukkake, facials, trans, some bi.

HMU with a pic or two, maybe name some pornstars you like, a pic of yourself is welcome also.

420 friendly, but otherwise im d and d free. cant accom or drive, but if we meet would be up for car meet or your place if its not too far to travel. also extreme discretion goes without saying
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AIDS was invented by the CIA to kill dim-witted blacks, drug addicts and gays it's a secret eugenics program
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>>79413943
Lick the feet.
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>>79413877
Fuck her fammo, sounds like a bint anyway
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>>79413901
putney is pretty white lad is it really that much more expensive there especially if you go a bit west or east of the centre? I dunno I've lived in poorer areas where whites were probablyt the minority but as i wasn't buying/was just short term didn't really mind I can understand being concerned if you're buying though. Really know anything about tooting don't really go that far south desu lad. Have you not bothered looking north west a bit, chalk farm and the like that's a bit more gentrified than hackney or w.e. but still not too expensive for how central it is
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>>79413766
>>79413967
aussie from last thread
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Only talk to me if you live in London, runt failures will be ignored and filtered.
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DESPISE the working class
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qku2WZ7aRYw
video to the choon of the century
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manchester>london
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AIDS was invented by the jews to create a captive market for pharmaceuticals
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>>79414012
alri ealing here
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>>79413987
i forgot to include teh part in my post where she sucked me off for a bit
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Wonder if this will be as good as I remember
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playing quake
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>DESPISE the working class
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>>79414010
Noice
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>playing quake
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DESPACITO the working class
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any nonce man in?
*signals to the snipers*
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>>79414055
Glad we have building codes to prevent that sort of house paint.
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>>79414005
to be fair it doesn't explicitly call them heaven and hell although I completely agree with you that they are mentioned repeatably in all but name and therefore the oz is being disingenuous, something like purgatory though only vaguely exists as a concept and I believe you could completely argue that it only became "purgatory" with the early theologicans Augistine etc
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Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are!
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>>79414074
nah just you
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>>79414063
quake has nothing to do with nintendo, retard
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Installing Bumble
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Is the ozzy still here searching for ""my"" posts?
keep going mate you were making me laugh
you'd have to have some special kind of autism to really think that was all me
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>>79413978
>main things i wank to are ass
>ass

FOY
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>>79414039
absolutely fucking banging, remember watching this in the evenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J6x8NI06wE
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IF YOU DONT LIVE IN LONDON YOU ARE A FAILURE
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AIDS ORIGINATED FROM A CANADIAN WHO CALLED IT "GAY CANCER"
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>>79413921
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/79367310/#79368310
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>>79414093
no stop it
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>Not compelled to share my status with partners if undetectable viral load

feels goodman
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>>79414101
*throws acid in your face*
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CANADIAN WHO STARTED AIDS AMA
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>>79414066
I hope that ridiculous latino song called "despacito" that is so in fashion with the populace hasn't infected you too, UK.

I for once am a fair bit tired of hearing it freaking everywhere.
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>>79414005
That doesn't say hell and it also says second death meaning that when we die we merely don't exist until judgement day at which our second death will happen if we our sinners or we will be born again.
No mention of the word hell or heaven. Those terms were made up as fan-fiction. I'm not joking look up the word Sheol here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheol

It's where we go when we die according to the bible until Judgement day. I done theology at Uni
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>>79414101
>>79414102
HELLO PAKIMAN
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>>79414012
west london dregs (feltham) here lad
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>>79414091
Don't talk to me dipshit
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listening to the wedding present
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talking to a girl in the UAE and she's talking about wanting to be a stripper and get fucked by several men at once

is she going to get arrested for this?
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>>79414154
literally neve rheard of feltham b4 what's it like?
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The Royal Vauxhall Tavern is my fav go-to club for a saturday night out
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>>79414039
loved this show back in the day
dare not rewatch it though
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>>79414022
>x puts a noose around a white child's neck and lynches him
ah yes... america
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>>79414119
Won't help if you look like a diseased monkey like that woman
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are spaniards white
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>>79414139
HELLO BENDER DEFENDER
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Brit? More like Shit.
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>>79414113
I need a gf
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>>79414132
it has
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*talks to you*
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>>79414182
is alta vista offline?
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>>79413931
cor i'd put it in her if you know what I mean
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>>79414055
the lengths people go to just for internet points
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>>79414039
preferred merlin
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hate muslims in addition to homosexuals
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>79414189
get one at church
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>>79414177
>dare not rewatch it though
don't want to ruin your memories of it or?
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>>79414176
it's fun
t. not even a bender
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>>79414210
not sure I do
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>>79414012
>living in London
pfffffffffffff
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>79414103
what single company is this
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>>79414205
*RETORTS AT YOU IN AN IMPULSIVE ACT OF DISGUST*
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>>79414178
threw me a bit too but then he talks about black on white crime and basically talks about how whitey isn't any more evil than blacky
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>>79414233
girls don't go to chuch and I'm not religious
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bit weird how fujoshis think gay rape is cute and ok
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>>79414226
god delusion
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>>79414226
The Stand and The Road and A Canticle for Leibowitz.
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>>79414226
the time of the hero
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i slept with 5 of your tourists already, no wonder you're all cucks losing to mudslime culture
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>>79414236
yeah that, I think i will dislike it because im a cynical over-critical fuck now, so I'm content with remembering it as a great show
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>>79414226
I only read the chans and the news.
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>>79414226
bit of the ol' 'ein 'pmf
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>>79414222
katie mcgrath was the only good thing about that show
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thoughts on people just do nothing lads?
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>>79414190
I apologize profusely.

The rest of the world didn't deserve to suffer too.
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>>79414286
PFM
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blacks are an enemy
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>>79414286
would you say you're a... fucking machine?
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playing pokemon sapphire
what shall my team be
already got grovyle, ralts and slakoth
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wonder where that spastic who claims to have panic attacks over nuclear war is now. his claims of imminent nuclear doom tonight are wrong.
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Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.
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>>79414226
go ask alice
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>>79414082
Yeah but as we know the bible is filled with metaphors and in those days metaphors were heavily used. To understand the full meaning of the term we'd need to research what fire represented in those days, my guess is destruction - but I can't exactly remember. And it could be saying the second death is destruction of the soul - your name not being in the book of life and no chance of being born again. Stuck in sheol forever which is just eternal death.
Whatever though the Bible is up for interpretation and it's quite esoteric when you break it down. But the fact is the term sheol was used way before hell and it never meant eternal brimstone
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>>79414136
the denizens of Sodom and Gomorrah are condemned to eternal hellfire for their sins
And the reason the Catholic church believes in purgatory rather than this sheol is because of a lot of things they built on in the bible (basically, nobody can enter heaven who is sinful (everyone is sinful) and there are passages in the bible where people absolve themselves of sin through deeds etc)
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>>79414345
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>>79414226
im not 12
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>>79414345
grim
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>>79414174
shit hole lad.

all my neighbours are single mothers who don't work while i pay 65% of my paycheck for the same flat.
pubs are shite and full of hopeless lower class with chips on their shoulders, willing to glass you for earning over £20k p/a.
Also pakis constantly roaming the streets in BMW/Audi M6/A6s looking for young girls to impregnate.
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SHAGGED A BIRD ONCE
RUINED CHRISTMAS DINNER AS A RESULT
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>>79414341
>ralts
boring cunt
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>3 billion views
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and that's realer than real deal holyfield
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>>79414094
>hes still posting about it
Give it up mate you're just embarrassing yourself at this point you literal cuckold porn enthusiast.
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>>79414335
no, i could never get it on with israeli qts, but for some reason your girls are so wet for foreign cock, it's amazing
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>>79414154
mentioned
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how do we solve the womanchild problem pervading the west
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bit mental how we're literally closer to nuclear war now than we were during the cuban missile crisis yet everyone still just sees north korea as a joke
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>>79414226
night lords trilogy
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>>79414410
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>>79414410
"and then i got off the bus"
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da ting go SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA
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>>79414407
i really don't get this car lark when people have cars worth more than their mortgage lol. Not gona lie mate I looked the place up on google and it's so far out it basicly might as well not be London, do you work in the city?
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>>79414345
REEEEE GIB ME ATTENTION
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>>79414226
Hemingway short stories
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if north korea touches glorious nippon i will personally drop the nuke
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love asking you questions (because you runts love talking about yourselves) and then not reading any of the responses
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>>79414425
christ you're the one who searched through the archive for posts that weren't even mine
>I've been sleuthing you for a while now
obessed
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thought these were jellyfish but apparently not
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and then i said that's not a barm cake, thats my wife!
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im like bitch who is your mans
cant keep keep my dick in my pants
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>>79414418
how so
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>>79414427
they're pretty wet for any cock really
girls are pretty down for casual sex here, it's decent, that gets even more so on holiday as well
shagaluf and that are ridiculously easy to have sex
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>>79414488
fuck off cuck faggot
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>>79414489
same
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bet everyone here is a filthy busrider
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>>79414433
>night lords
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>>79414490
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>>79414507
oh dont you get involved now
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>>79414286
the only british tourists who would go to israel are jews so no loss
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>>79414551
LOL pretty true desu
t. half jew brit and been to israel
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fucking island monkeys
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>>79414489
>>79414513
I already knew they were siphonophores desu
step it up
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>>79414463
pakis live with their parents and have a very low cost of living, they can afford to blow 75% of their income on car payments
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>>79414489
If I sting you will you die?
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>>79414463
desu i wouldn't class it London at all, but we kinda have a tube station and all the buses are TFL.
Work in event logistics hence why i live so close to Heathrow, cannot wait to find a new job somewhere else though. the only place worse than Feltham down South is Hounslow or Hayes, even Slough is better.
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>>79414545
>>79414445
gabagool
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>>79414335
Criminally underrated
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>>79414369
sauce?
does she do porn?
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>>79414596
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>I already knew they were siphonophores desu
>step it up
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>>79414519
wrong yankoid

reckon you drive a droolomatic
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>>79414579
do it again etc etc
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>>79414372
Yeah but how could they go straight to hell when Judgement day hadn't even passed? It's a metaphor clearly for destruction of the body and soul, nothing awaits you I.E sheol. Yes I know about that, in purgatory you can still get to heaven. But 2bh it just doesn't make sense when you consider that Jesus said we will be born again if we are judged rightly, this implies a second death for sinners. So where do they go after their first death? If it's purgatory then the point is moot because you can't really atone for your sins and get to heaven when Judgement day hasn't happened
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>>79414594
heh I guess that's true one benefit is you don't have to go far to get to heathrow. Good luck mate sounds pretty dire not gona lie.
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*ACTS OUT IN A CONTEMPTIVELY NIGGERISH MANNER*
*RELEASES A RAP ALBUM ABOUT IT*
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>>79414504
i noticed
guess they are just desperate because autism levels have skyrocketed

>>79414551
actually most of the tourists i hooked up with were (((goyim))) so
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>>79414621
>knowing things is fedora

typical yank
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*turns super saiyan 3*
aha alri lads
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>>knowing things is fedora

>typical yank
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>>79414658
if your contact with brits is /brit/posters and zionist jewbrits then i can see how you would think that
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>>79414226
tales of the dying earth, Faders Waft is hilarious
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>>79414255
sorry i was fetching dinner
http://nationalpost.com/news/how-a-canadian-founded-company-youve-never-heard-of-took-control-of-the-porn-industry/wcm/f4ff2a35-5c0b-497d-8e11-d79eed37d0e6
no medals for guessing the type of individuals who run it
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any radcen man in?
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listening to rem - me in honey
very good closer to a mediocre album
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>>79414665
spouting off what you "know" (i.e what you read on the 'dit) is literally the most fedora thing a person can do besides wearing the hat
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>>79414694
I can't be insulted by an anti-intellectual worm such as yourself so you needn't try
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>>79414717
>the party
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MY THREADS ARE DOING IRON MAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
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POSTING FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN HIGH WYCOMBE LADS
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>>79414700
honestly that was most of my contact with brits, other than that one trip to london. the only thing i gathered from that was that theres too much kebab
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>>79414226
Fear and Trembling by Soren Kierkegaard.
Best philosopher to do it after the Greeks in my opinion.
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>>79414723
>(i.e what you read on the 'dit
>anyone who knows more than me must learn it on reddit reeee

intellectual insecurity: the post
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>>79414226

the cosmic game
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>>79414632
>autotragic
incorrect, why would I do that to myself?
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>*turns super saiyan 3*
>aha alri lads
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*catches a shiny pokemon after 159 tries*
aha, and what are YOU doing with your life
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>>79414760
really? I mean I quite like Kirkegaard (haven't read that much philosophy) but this seems like a really strange opinion
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>>79414744
apparently they're a joke party but they've gotten weirdly popular and actually have a seat in the european parliament

absolutely bizzare
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>>79414658
lol sure they were cohenberg
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>>79414803
runescape at the moment
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>yanks
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Is Singleton Spey Cascade any good
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>>79414803
watching anime
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MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44KVHPRoeg
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>>79414806
I just love his outlook on live mate, his mind is wonderful. He can truly dissect semantics and spin the meaning into something metaphysical, with anything.
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gf moaned at me for not putting bakeoff on and here she is snapchatting her mate through half of it, bloody attention span of woman these days
and what kind of girls name is dean anyway
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>>79414488
Stop giving him attention lol
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Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.
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never saw the point in pokemon

just seemed like a crap game that only weeaboos would play
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>>79414825
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7.44 (You)s, not a bad haul for a Tuesday evening.
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>>79414813
dab on them haters
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brainlet posting is the pinnacle of argumentation
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>A month and a half to write a 15,000 word dissertation

Anyone give me any tips on how the fuck to structure this thing?
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>>79414868
maybe you're reading him in danish or something but when I read him in translation and I read leibniz or kant or hegel or even schopenhauer I think these guys are a lot better
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>>79414871

normdroids at work were discussing bakeoff, x factor, whether you should put bread in the fridge and milk in the freezer
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>>79414911
Like a 'chan thread
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>>79414886
>weeaboos

the target demographic was like 8 year olds. No one playing the original games in the west was remotely old enough to know or care that it as associated with Japan beyond the vague notion that the word Nintendo sounds slightly japanese
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>>79414911
ABSTRACT
INTRODUCTION
METHOD
RESULTS
DISCUSSION
CONCLUSION
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>>79414851
me having a little swim
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>>79414911
is this sarcasm? I did litterally all of mine in 2 weeks and I was fucking around for most of that time (sure I barely got a merit for it though haha).
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All those things I ever
thought would never end
To think they're now all memories
Sends me round the bend…
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I loved playing chinatown wars on my psp
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Trying to create a fake facebook for Bumble
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got 89% in my dissertation on black hole geometry
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>>79414961
So basically like half my proposal included?

Presumably the meat of it is the results of my research?

Also what to put for my discussion and conclusion? And what's the difference between abstract and conclusion?
>>
>dropped out of uni
>never have to worry about writing a 15,000 word dissertation

haha I win and I even have a job (in a call centre)
>>
Abyone know if the thread avenger is around? Otherwise I'm off to make a new
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>>79414951
all the people I know who played pokemon as a kid now a weeaboos
>>
imagine wanting to lick another lads smelly bumhole, benders are utterly degenerate
>>
>>79415002
>black hole geometry

"they're spheres"

boom, 100%, smashed it
>>
>>79415006
I think almost everyone at the call centre I work at is a uni dropout
>>
any paki man in
>>
>post reply
>get (you)s
>>
>>79415002
how's this for a black hole
*throws you down a well*
>>
>>79414711
says they dont own xhamster or xvideos but theyre full of weird shit too
interesting tho
>>
>>79415046
completely and utterly wrong
>>79415072
*dies*
>>
imagine wanting to lick a woman's smelly bumhole, people are utterly degenerate
>>
>>79415047
Seems to be some unwritten rule that they want those sort of people.

People who are smart enough to get accepted to uni and who don't sound like drooling deanos on the phones but just suicidally desperate and miserable enough to actually take the job and tolerate the misery that is call centre work.
>>
>>79415002

*fires my quasar into your hole*
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was meant to go to Prague for my birthday this weekend with the lads but they all flaked
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>got any scrap mush?
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A5, B2, C1, D3, E,2, F2, G8, H2, I5, J5
>>
>>79415093
>smelly
yes
>bumhole
patrician
i love rimming my gf desu, it's like a little button
>>
>>79415084
>completely and utterly wrong

a black hole is literally a very dense, spherical mass

there is objectively no other shape that a volume that dense could take other than a sphere
>>
>>79415002
got 75 on both my dissertations 2bh (BSc and masters) probably should have tried harder but oh well

how's the job hunt going btw
>>
>black holes are ...
>no no a black hole is ...


black holes don't exist
>>
>>79415126
I'll go
>>
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listening to XTC
>>
Any /Christian-Theocratic-Monarchy/ man in?
>>
BakeOff is nearly over lads
thank fuck, its the dreariest most unbelievably dull shite ive ever had the misfortune of seeing

my mum and sister agree with me
>>
>>79415181
yeah probably
never seen a black hole
>>
>>79415005
PRETTY MUCH. RESULTS ARE RESULTS SO LONG AS THE METHOD IS SOUND. DISCUSSION IS YOUR INTERPRETATION OF YOUR RESULTS AND A REFLECTION OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE. CONCLUSION WRAPS IT ALL UP. ABSTRACT IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE A BLURB AT THE BACK OF A NOVEL.
>>
>>79415157
>singularity is a sphere

lmao
even if you're talking about the event horizon still wrong
>>
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>>79414977
Give me that thing
Give it my friend
Give me hot hot love around the bend
I'll stay forever
With you

>>79415077
>xhamster or xvideos
also ran by sketchy individuals who refuse to reveal themselves
like most of the people i've looked into their lives are also probably quite lavish
>>
>>79415192
good taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFCyMPvLd8
>>
>>79415215
doubt believe you
>>
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>>79415157
the singularity itself is a 1D object which is potentially covered in hair-like strings that fluctuated wildly depending on quantum gravity
event horizon itself is spherical but distorts in the presence of other masses
>>79415162
couldn't find anything so am going back to uni to do a masters
...h-ha ha
>>
>>79415244
Black Sea is their best desu
>>
>>79415181
what we know about them is completely wrong accorading to le computer voice man
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140127-black-hole-stephen-hawking-firewall-space-astronomy/
>>
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>posts dick chart
>doesn't get a single (you)
>>
>>79415190
no yanks allowed
>>
try not to breath is a very underrated REM song
fables is their best and most underrated album
>>
>>79415255
have you done anything on kerr black holes where the singularity might be a ring
interesting stuff but my GR modules didnt cover it

>couldn't find anything so am going back to uni to do a masters
what uni la
got an interview tomorrow myself and bricking it
>>
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>>79415255
never happened
>>
>>79415255
you literally summarised that from an article you read
>>
>>79415255
would easily survive being sucked into a black hole me
>>
>79415288
there you go friend

haha jk pranked
>>
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>Black Sea is their best desu
>>
>>>/s4s/5793940
>>>/s4s/5793940
>>>/s4s/5793940

new
>>
>>79415293
Wow rude
>>
so...what exactly was the black hole of calcutta then?
>>
>>79415139
A2, B1, C1, D4, E2, F3, G1, H3, I2, J4
>>
>>79415368
charli xcx's arsehole
>>
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admiring works by Koons
>>
>>79415299
yeah did a bit of Kerr and Reissner-Nördstrom in my GR module but my diss was about Schwarzschild in spherical, anti-spherical and hyperbolic coordinates, turns out negative mass singularity black holes act like positive mass black holes if all the coordinates are complex, pretty cool
>>79415323
get bent durrybreath
>>
>>79415348
this lad >>79415343's mum went to calcutta and her anus was never the same again
>>
business idea: federal uk consisting of the provinces of scotland (capital: edinburgh), wales (capital: cardiff), ulster (capital: belfast), the west country (capital: bristol), greater sussex (capital: southampton), east anglia (capital: norfolk), northumbria (capital: newcastle-upon-tyne), yorkshire (capital: sheffield), london (capital: city of westminster), manchester (capital: manchester), lancashire-merseyside (capital: liverpool), and the west midlands (capital: birmingham)
>>
>>79415419
terrible idea
>>
>>79415409
meant for >>79415368 bloody h*ck
>>
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>>79415393
Wew
>>
le genderneutral swedish baby
>>
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>>79415419
SOUTHAMPTON MENTIONED
>>
Has anyone had swollen glands on the neck for several months before??
>>
understand literally everything about black holes AMA
>>
>>79415460
yeah, I'm sure someone at some point has
>>
>>79414039
>robin hood literally quotes the koran to the baddies and they give up
>british broadcasting company
>>
>>79415460
sure sign of gay AIDS
>>
>>79415462
are you black?
>>
>>79415409
thanks for the (you) may jesus bless u even tho u are a goy
>>
>>79415457
hello blacky
>>
>>79415462
hello nigger
>>
>>79415407

what about electrically charged rotating kerr holes
>>
>>79415485
post fucking machines
>>
>>79415460
probably a minor std
>>
>>79415462
wut like pussys u mean
>>
>>79415462
do you wipe standing or sitting
>>
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>>79415460
is this you mate?
>>
dong ding
>>
>>79415460
Should worry.
>>
>>79415485
i'd say you were one of the good ones
but i am not so naive to fall for such tricks
>>
>>79415460

stop drinking milk if you do
>>
>>79415419
south wales and bristol/surrounding area are basically a little region already

capital of south west excl bristol should be exeter
>>
>>79415139
A5 B2 C3 D4 E3 F1 G1 H9 I1 J1
>>
>>79415498
they're the Kerr-Newman ones, didn't do too much about them but it basically works the same as combining RN and Kerr, you get a central ring singularity with multiple event horizons, but this only happens in really extreme cases and there's lots of arguments for rapidly spinning black holes having an upper bound for charge
>>
still got lung cancer
>>
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>>79415519
>>
>>79415594
>>79415596
>>79415596
>>79415596
>>
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LADS:
idea:
We dont make a new and drain this cunt till it hits its limit
>>
>>79415562
you mean truro
>>
>>79415500

im not fucking sanders i dont do that

>>79415531
dont be suspicious of me >>goy<<, i assure you my intentions are pure for i am an honest jew.
im not even mad about the holohoax
>>
>>79415566
>H9 I1 J1
hmm
>>
>>79415562
>south wales and bristol/surrounding area are basically a little region already
guess that's true, maybe have east wales/glamorgan which would be cardiff/newport/bristol/bath area and north and western wales which would be the rest of wales
>>
BUSINESS IDEA: A RESTAURANT AND TOBACCONIST CALLED "CURRIES AND DURRIES"
>>
>>79415476
Robin: "For every man there is a purpose which he sets up in his life. Let yours be the doing of all good deeds." [Shrugs.] That's us, lads.
Will: Is that the Bible?
Robin: It's the Qur'an
Will: What's that?
Much: It's the Turk Bible. He read it in the Holy Land.
>>
>>79415636
formerly Cunts and Runties
>>
>>79413818
This girls face looks kind of weird in other pictures.
>>
bums xx
>>
>>79415614
alri jani
>>
>>79415139
A3 B1 C1 D4 E2 F4 G8 H4 I?
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