Perfidious edition
dont like what's happening to western society
simple as
Bit hot
Also you'll get yours very soon
>>79408577
live with it
>>79408510
Good edition.
Despite Brexit.
>>79408609
retard
How do we stop the eternal white?
Professor, without knowing what exactly the danger is, would you say it's time for /brit/ posters to crack each other's heads open, and feast on the goo inside?
>>79408613
fuck off whiteboy
*sighs loudly*
>>79408622
you can't
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
pahahahahahahahahahahahaha remember when that fat cunt said this?
>>79408640
chebs upon jubblies
Just got poffed in the chonder by a splacker. Feeling absolutely gorfed like a smeen.
Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.
>>79408646
*kills you in one punch*
>>79408640
revolting
accidentally liked a girls photo and I don't have her added
Now playing: public enemy - it takes a nation of millions to hold us back
>>79408685
HOWLING, yes I remember
FATCAM
>have to listen to lecture my professor uploaded
>listen to it at 1.5x speed because she talks incredibly slowly
>>79408721
add her then
>>79408751
retard
I'm going to take a risk here and over-share - since that's probably the only way to meet a kindred spirit. I think the only thing worth doing, fighting for and thinking about is revolution. We live in a deeply unjust, fucked up society, and this is becoming more and more apparent over my lifetime. I think we should all be taking to arms. However (for any cops reading this), unfortunately, I'm much too attached to my comforts: beer, wine, comedy, seeing friends and family and knowing I will be alive to see them tomorrow.
>>79408751
>professor
>she
>>79408756
unliked it now
>>79408751
>she
some UTTER LOSER just liked my fake profile on the 'book
absolute state of him hahah
Just got smizzled. Feel like complete dibblespleef.
>>79408751
thanks for the information
>>79408800
she already saw that you liked it
right lads i need someone to explain to me what the inside of a fanny feels like
being racist and there's nothing you can do lads
snapchatting a literal 9/10 depressed ukrainian qt i found on interpals
>>79408831
salty coins
>>79408775
>>79408801
She's a dumb Brit too
>hi, anon
>There's slags and Chebs and all sorts of other surprises down here.
>Don't you want to come down and see?
What do /brit/
Spics spooks chinks and gooks
>How do I earn a crust? Well, other than sponging off my mum and dad, I use this little website called Craigslist... where I sell my old anime figurines and XXXXL videogame t-shirts
>>79408849
do a little dance
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/drunk-tourist-thought-to-be-the-first-person-to-survive-swim-across-hoover-dam-36124859.html
>Man from Wales first person to survive swimming across hoover dam
Is the rest of the world even trying lads?
eating some jap pot noodle and its not bad tbqh lads
invited my muslim mate who is visiting over Christmas period to have dinner with my family on Christmas day
think he will have a problem with it? We aren't religious so it won't be a christian dinner
>>79408833
uhm yes there is sweety
*does one phone call*
arrest him fellas, fucking spacker said he was a racist
>>79408831
>>79408833
>>79408867
>>79408877
not your lad
>>79408841
that is so sad
she lives like 10 timezones away you beta
wake me up inside
>>79408849
Join the party.
>>79408900
need a mass cull soon lads
>>79408841
i talked to a 8/10 kazakhstani girl on kik for a little while
didn't work out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEc49MO9RWc
i lmao so hard at this
>>79408900
need a 'cide stat
post celebrities that use /brit/
>>79408900
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>79408935
>>79408935
Mental that are Robbie never made it big in the states
>>79408878
I hope you like extra large Christmas crackers with added bolts/nuts/nails.
>>79408900
Need a half australian half yank gf with an impulsive need to breed with white british males
>>79408640
Big ol titties with a little bit of belly. Literally the perfect body type. Face could be better though.
>>79408900
grim
R8 my fit
>>79408935
saw some bent twat looking at my arse yesterday
might go bash the cunts head in tomorrow
>>79409010
w2c jacket
>>79408929
Swansea are getting relegated mate for sure lol
Jokes aside and to avoid confusion (it's a frequently asked question and source of apparent panic, for some): I'm long-time post-op, i.e. I had my 'op' back in 2013 and have lived as a woman since 2006. It's not a big part of my life, these days and I'm comfortable, confident, outgoing & friendly. No, I don't have a beefy man voice, stubble or wear a wig and I never have - in fact, I've been told I have a sexy posh bitch voice.
>>79409019
>standing with your back towards a homo
Asking for it.
forgot to bake a 9/11 cake fs
>>79409054
people have been telling me this for like 5 years now
fuck off lol
>>79409063
what r those knuckles
>>79408935
but unironically
>>79409063
would only want to fug a tranny if she had a nice willy desu
>>79408935
are matt
forgot to unplug my arse plug and accidentally shat inside myself
>>79408964
travesty if you ask me
“Joining a sub-culture, any sub-culture, for whatever reason, is as I see it never a legitimate self-expression. It is always a result of sheep mentality; a wish to belong somewhere.”
― Varg Vikernes
.
>>79408964
He was for at least a short while, from what I remember he was basically a one hit wonder. Had one big song over here and then was never heard of again.
>>79409134
Just like Oasis. Bloody yanks
uploading my mind to the hivemind lads
accidentally BLEW MY LOAD AND CAUGHT IT ALL IN MY MOUTH LADS HAHAHA
>>79408774
Bread and circus as they say. We must break the cycle
uploading my arsehole to grindr lads
What's the best drug for a rave?
I'm thinking probably mdma but I've just gotten so bored of it recently
>>79409114
varg is a literal retard
never trust a primitivist
how do you shag a bird from behind
her arse cheeks would envelope your penis and you wouldnt be able to put it unless you have a big willy
life feels totally hopeless lol
it's called molly
>>79409134
Strange, would have awesomed his charisma and brutal sex appeal would have made him a huge star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU
>>79409191
simple, have a big willy
>>79409179
MAYBE 2C-B LAD. NOT MUCH OF A RAVE LAD BUT THAT STUFF'S QUITE LOVELY.
>>79409191
>shag a bird from behind
Bit gay mate
>>79409191
her front bottom extends when aroused into a pouch like external structure enveloping mr johnson when the moment is right.
>varg is a literal retard
>>79408831
It's like a tight squirming warm tentacle wrapping round your dick and when you pump and get her hornier you can feel the walls closening in around your dick and you can feel the shape of inside the vag, the ribbed walls, everything. If your dick is big enough to hit the cervix it's quite uncomfortable
Unreal, words can't explain
All rise for the /brit/ national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcjWJ9t2Yag
>>79409063
this thing spends 4 hours a day forcing her fake vagina open
had to go to the doctors to see about a rash on my thigh
the qt doctor told me to drop my trousers and I let my big willy flop out
she told me that was uncalled for and left
love the nhs
>>79409077
No Gylfi or Llorente to save you and you haven't won a single point at home yet is relegation tier
>>79409255
umm strawman much sweaty?
>>79409215
that song is honestly a banger
why is shitty pop music so shit now?
>>79409215
Is he a poof?
>>79409256
got upset reading this
as for me, i'm STILL partying for my right to fight.. THINK about it
>>79409275
Didn't happen
if earth was 10cm diameter, alpha centurai would be 20,000 miles away
>>79409191
thats not how it works, the fanny is below the bumcheeks and her bending over works to slightly spread the bumcheeks so you can basically penetrate any woman from behind so long as she doesnt have a huge fake arse like nicki minaj or something
do americans really do this?
>>79409331
no it isn't
be quiet
>>79409295
>why is shitty pop music so shit now?
vocals are mostly autotuned. nuff said really, theres a place for it in electronic music and its subs but not pop.
>>79409343
What?
>>79409179
few bumps of 2c-b and ket straight up the nasal cavity
R8 MY COMIC LADS
>>79409263
and probably still has men queuing up to fuck it
a fake fanny has more sexual market value than my cock
>>79409343
shit wrong pic
do americans really do this?
>sexual market
not wrong you just sound like a loser lol
>>79409370
>>79409386
I've sat on lots of roofs at house parties
>>79409343
>>79409386
puttering
>>79409377
arent they filled with blood and fluid that comes pouring out anyway? how depressing a prospect
>>79409343
>>79409416
>that comma placement
>british education
>>79409370
Not bad, the last panel looks like they're doing some kind of weird high five/fist bump/middle finger hybrid thing so maybe fix that. Otherwise it's good.
told my therapist i was a compulsive liar and when she asked if I was really I told her that was a lie
she told me this session was over
love the nhs
>>79409406
HELLO FAMINE
>>79409306
I WISH!
>>79409435
did happen
>>79409377
put your trip back on
>>79409409
stop this
i did the graffiti
>>79409429
sorry boss
>>79409416
Yanks on suicide watch
shariah law doesn't seem that bad 2bh
*screams*
>>79409481
'SHEED
just booted some yanks door in for screaming
>>79409416
Uh, is he making fun of us for not having yellow, crooked teeth like brits? Well, he sure told us guys.
>>79409386
Back when I was 17 and my parents didn't know I smoked, I would crawl out of my bedroom window directly onto the roof to have a smoke and listen to music at night before I went to bed.
rent a flat above a shop
cut your hair and get a job
smoke some fags and play some pool
pretend you never went to school
Any footy on today lads?
Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.
>>79409416
yanks do love bleaching their teeth to cover up their rotting molars while exposing more dentine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_kVWD4rVB0
TUNE
why do you hate yanks
anime
>>79409539
preston are playing cardiff
>>79409525
bit defensive aye?
>>79409564
love yanks
cant stand the sight of yanks
>>79409409
never stop this gimmick
>>79409564
9/11 ruined my life desu
>>79409567
Up the lambs?
>>79409589
hello paki
>>79409564
cause they look weird
89% match, finally someone on my wavelength
>>79409585
i agree they need to be drowned like kittens every last one of them
>>79409261
your Prime Miister is a gay paki, mate
>>79409597
probably get battered tbf, can't score goals.
>>79409565
hot sex wank fuck
>>79409278
we've had two good results away from home la'
>>79409309
You'll get there one day lad don't worry. I've only shagged one girl who I was with for 3 years, first girl I had sex with and she was I virgin I was 15 and we broke up when I was 18. It's been five years and I'm a wreck, basically like you probably I don't leave the house and cut contact with my friends. Can't talk to girls anymore.
Ripped my heart out, trust me it's not worth it
>>79409475
SOURCE ON THIS SLAG PLEASE
might go down the chippy although always end up virgin-standing in there while they cook the food. lots of chavvies round them parts too
mad
>>79409671
Sorry, she's only for yanks
>>79409679
Chip Palace
>>79409679
r u me
what age did you dad start letting you go for a piss without holding your willy for you lads?
>>79409191
Best position. You just grip her cheeks like a madman and squeeze them upwards
>>79409671
I've got the source but it's only for yanks lmao sorry
>>79409679
da fuck? your chippy doesn't have food prepared? go around dinner time.
>>79409658
>barely holding out against Southampton
>Beating poolace
Swansea should have got Marco Silva when they had the chance
back from toil
>>79409703
15 1/2
>>79409713
was it just piss though?
>>79409334
Pussy would still be puffy as fuck though, especially with Minaj. Reckon she's a horny bastard
I'm a social media marketing consultant
'
>>79409655
shut up
>>79409736
people were saying the same about Brodge last season
this is so repetitive.
give it up.
>>79409564
racist, obnoxious, cannot take criticism, interfere too much around the world
>>79409725
its 'fresh' lad. takes about 20 mins to cook a haddock, plus the regulars always get their food first
>shag a bird from behind
Bit gay
>I'm a social media marketing consultant
>>79409800
sheed
cancelling regular donations to charities never feels good even when the reasons for doing so are legit
>>79409738
The Jews have gotten to our women decades, if not centuries, ago. But what do white men do? What do they think will solve the problem? They think more white women will fix our issues, not knowing that white women are the root cause of said issues. White women are not content with their way of life if they don't feel as if they're doing something "good." They care not for logic. All they want is to feel "good," so they import more and more third worlders into our countries. But do they actually do anything to help them? No. Instead, the scream that the government should raise taxes and make the white man pay for them to feel good. And how do they repay the white man? They demonize him. They've ruined our states with more and more liberalization. Now that they see that the white man is waking up, the Jews no longer hide their intentions. They openly state that they want to destroy the white male. They want to feminize him. They want him gone. And who is spearheading their efforts? None other than white women.
>Want to go to the corner shop for biccies and a Fanta
>Raining too heavy
Looks like I'm going hungry tonight lads
>>79409821
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest
fan of cowgirl myself
>>79409765
Don't you dare speak to me like that.
>>79409820
It's the price of a cup of coffee, there is no reason to cancel them
>>79409816
im whiter than you
>>79409815
Haha they're in an animeme
>>79409820
most charities are scams anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=914OHMH5zqE
tune
>>79409838
Get Ubereats to deliver you a subway
>>79409838
tell your gf to go for you
>>79409821
im exhausted im not going to read this
>>79409852
you are an enemy of the white race
>>79409792
When girls are aroused their vagina gets nice and puffy.
Example in pic
my apartment
conductor
>>79409859
hello black man
>>79409846
what if hes moving to a different country
>>79409846
I'm leaving the country and transferring all the money from my British bank account
>>79409882
bit pink, you a poofter?
>>79409876
blue board
>>79409876
EW
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
im so fucking glad im gay
that is RANK
>>79409859
snorting my charlie
>>79408685
>>79408751
>>79408849
>>79408858
>>79408867
>>79409065
>>79409429
>>79409736
>>79409815
>>79409838
literally who are you quoting?
virgin-stood in KFC the other day for 20 minutes while waiting on my food until one of the workers asked if i was lost, turns out they'd given my order to someone else who hadn't even ordered anything about a minute after i paid.
>>79409841
Nothing ironic about it. White "women" must be ended.
cooking up good food for dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBGaO89cBMI
thought on the my new vid?
>>79409859
Giggs and Nines are real gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqtsHQQsIMc
>>79409933
my trolley on the left
>virgin standing inside the shop instead of going out for a smoke
eating rockmelon in bed
>>79409191
the quintessential virgin post
off t'gym for some OHPs tbqh
>>79409951
he goes in so hard
fuck man keeping it real
listening to busted
>>79409859
hello nigger
>>79409876
dont like the shape of her inner labia desu, look too short
>>79409990
>he doesn't go to the climbing gym
Sad!
>>79409898
helo :)
>>79410010
listening to the sa†an
did i do someting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Buddhist
apparently this is a real thing
also it was more like the price of eight cups of coffee split between two charities really
I'm not some £2 a month pleb
>>79410039
not him but hi!
hate big chebs
im very happy lads :)
just shat out a massive poo
>>79410033
woahahhh big fake tiddies!!!!!
>>79410010
when I learn to whip I'll be mixing in a pyrex
im very sad lads :(
Eating fanny feels like kissing a dogs floppy mouth
>>79410105
its ok you have us
>>79410081
medium tends to be best
>>79410083
excellent news :-)
>>79410105
sorry that's a shame ;-(
>>79410117
>>79409937
....why would you not say something after like 5 mins? lel
>>79410033
disgusting. are you 12?
anyone else think istanbul 2005 isn't even that impressive?
>>79410065
doing listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VXverPzQ0E
>>79410039
greetings
lisicki talking da hardest
>>79410154
No fat chicks
>>79410048
virgin and a criminal record what a joker
>>79410065
whats the sound of one hand rubbing
>>79410139
fuck off nigger
this cunt has the worst taste in porn i've seen
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
could you stop posting pornography please?
>>79410070
you know bragging about your chartiable donations erases the goodboypoints you earn with god by donating in the first place, since you aren't acting altrustically but the donation is an act of selfishness where you are really spending money in order to raise peoples opinions of you. Morally bad practice..
Even if you donate a million you shouldn't storm around telling everyone how great you are for doing it
would very much like to do sex with this one girl I know
>>79410167
Why is he back? I thought he died
>>79410226
its pronounced "pornography"
>>79410230
>the donation is an act of selfishness where you are really spending money in order to raise peoples opinions of you
isn't altruism doing things to raise god's opinion of you?
is irn bru an energy drink?
>>79410245
do i know her?
>>79410197
Im posting shit porn to see the reaction
>>79410230
don't care
>you know bragging about your chartiable donations erases the goodboypoints you earn with god by donating in the first place, since you aren't acting altrustically but the donation is an act of selfishness where you are really spending money in order to raise peoples opinions of you. Morally bad practice..
>>79410271
no it's the opposite
>>79408510
>tfw no twink britboi to lick my french feet
>>79410275
almost certainly not
not depressed just dont want to live
>>79409944
what's on the menu la?
>>79410154
Cow. Not into beasts m8
>>79410276
the fuck is wrong with that guys arse?
what a pushbike
Wouldn't it be nice if we were benders?
Then we wouldn't have to look for girls,
And wouldn't it be nice to bum together,
In the kind of world where we belong
>>79410305
whats wrong mate?
>>79410265
altrusim is any act that is totally selfless and only benefits others
>>79410280
you will when you stand before st peter
>>79410298
need her facebook/sc/instagram to make sure tbqh
/ / N E W / /
>>79409871
>>79410322
really empowering an important
>>79409649
we dont have a prime minister
>>79410331
>bragging about your chartiable donations erases the goodboypoints you earn with god by donating in the first place, since you aren't acting altrustically
hmmm
>>79410314
he's black
>>79410330
every desu, old, ugly loser, lonely etc dunno how you fix that shit been trying for 10 years and got nowhere if anything i'm worse off than 5 years ago
/ / N E W / /
>>79410283
>>79410283
>>79410283
>>79410283
>>79410340
ludders is dead
>>79410330
Im gay for men
>>79410352
let me clarify
donating and not bragging about it = altruism
donating and bragging about it = false altrusim since you actually benefit (or try to) by gaining respect and admiration for your "selflessness"
Going out to the pub with my friends then we're going to get a Chinese on the way home :3
>>79410375
Good
>>79410346
yeah alright Seamus maybe if you call your prime minister the taoiseach you'll regain the national pride points you lost from the fact that he's a gay paki
>>79408613
yuz