>be american >get shot

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>be american
>forget to take your shoe out of the freezer
>get shot

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>Be Scandinavian.
>Get raped by everyone.
>Get murdered and attacked by terrorists.
>Do nothing.

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>>79407298
>be mexican
>think finland is scandinavian
>mexican education

>>79407058
lmao

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>>79407058
STOP THIS

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>be american
>get arrested for tipping offense
>cop shoots you
>thanks the officer for his service before dying

>>79407531
F-fuck you Pierre!

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>>79407578

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>be american
>get shot
>wake up in hospital
>get bill for $10,000,000
>go bankrupt
>walk to welfare office
>get shot again

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>>79407058
>be American
>don't get shot

>>79408027
>me visiting America.gif

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>be American
>get shot
>drown
>get blown away
>burn to a crisp
>be so fat you cause earthquakes
>use donated money for building walls

>>79407531
we'd tip the cop too

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>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dream™" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"

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>be finnish
>don't get shot

>>79412612
>be finnish man
>"""""""""""man""""""""""""

>>79412849
>be a belgian
>"""""exists"""""

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>be finnish
>shoot yourself

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>>79412612
>be finnish
>get stabbed

>>79418351
Can't shoot yourself if you don't have guns

>>79418393
>be swedish
>get run over

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>>79407376

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>be american
>shoot at hurricane
>get shot by hurricane