Radiohead edition
might play skyrim again
business idea: radiatorhead
Thoughts on the new radiohead video?
the yank gf
UPDATE:
So I started painting. A security guard came out and accosted me, but I convinced him to let me keep painting with my silver tongue
but then the poor sod (he had some sort of anxiety condition I think, because he twitched a lot and spokereallyfastlikethisallthetime) rang up his boss for confirmation (WTF? Why???) and his boss said it wasn't allowed obviously. So the guy came back out and told me to come back when his shift ends at 7pm, because apparently the guard onduty after him always falls asleep really quickly.
So thats where we are right now. But I don't really want to go back at 7pm, because a young guy spraypainting at dusk is a HELL of a lot more suspicious than one spraypainting in the middle of the day.
Damn.
I have a question about Skyrim:
I wanted to skip the first main quest so I just godmoded myself and did it but now all the normal enemies are too strong. Wat do
lolololooool
>>79401866
Godmode yourself again
>>79401880
k fair nuff
>>79401866
cringe
actual business idea: ecig phone cases
>>79401793
Yorke look like man has apoplexy.
got a job as a turf accountant
>>79401918
woah...
>non-existent brain
oasis
>tiny brain
blur
>brain
the verve
>big brain
manic street preachers
>huge brain with light coming out of it
sloan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcb9AR2FpDU
>>79401905
Would only work if you marketed it to gays.
>>79401793
noice edition
>Radiohead
Ahh cahnt buhhlieve the bluhdy lefties aht guggle are goowin uhgainst arr lad Wews, he's doon nuthin wrong fer gawd's sake.
>>79401793
mig
>>79401945
Both good but map > sloan
>>79401834
god i hate 'dit
>>79401834
stop vandalising walls Henry I know your address you little twat
>>79401977
Meant msp not map
>>79401834
nobody cares about your criminal activity you actual nigger
>>79401954
Line after line after line after line after.........
Yeah ok, and?
Good night lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxTa1AUqps
Dude greenpeace lmao
Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.
want to start going to the gym but im absolutely terrified of exercise
>>79401954
there are great pictures of him outside the hate/jealousy bubble
>>79401945
>bigger brain with more lights coming out of it
Mansun
was sitting in the staffroom phone posting on clover and one of the IT guys saw over my shoulder and said
>ahhh bit of the ol' chon ay?
Just cause you feel it
Doesn't mean it's there
>>79402031
just sink their boats lol
>>79402044
just give her something to moan about and rape her anally lol
My favourite forum is Roadfood Discussion Board.
I enjoy seeing all the little (and big) eateries across North America. What a lovely existence it must be to have the time and freedom to set off along a continent hopping from diner to diner. Bliss!
>>79402103
Did you get red faced?
>>79401918
bully
>>79402103
My professor at uni said the exact same thing to me
lads
when I bring my laptop to uni and sign up their wifi will they be able to see what I browse?
I don't need them knowing that I watch asmr.
>>79401831
very good
>>79401938
No, really. Such face is one of symptomes apoplexy.
>>79402144
which artist
>>79402144
lol yes
>>79402144
yes ofc they can lmao
How can one man be so based?
>>79402103
>he didn't turn his brightness right down and hold his phone with 2 hands
deserved to get outed
>>79402144
they already know
my cats can see my posting
Hi is this /brit/? I think I'm supposed to be here... sorry I'm late
>>79402168
who else but the best
>Whoever does is a person.
- Bettelheim, The Empty Fortress (infantile autism and the birth of the self)
never use the chon in public
just don't care or want to post there whilst I'm outside. too much of a hassle
chon posting is for when you're in bed and bored
>>79402225
>listening to female asmr artists
hope you get expelled bender
>>79402144
everyone who wants to know what you browse can know and probably does know haha
>>79402235
Are you in bed and bored now, at 3:29 pm?
>>79402149
hi Tumblr
/brit/ you should do 100 push ups a day at-least. There is no excuse it is very easy and it actually builds quite a bit of muscle. There is no reason why you shouldn't.
stop being a runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6APq3XFqyU4
>>79402144
>logout of your google account
>watch asmr
>get cookies installed on your comp
>logon to your google account
>your cookies get stored on your google account
same with 4chan
>post something
>solve captcha
>cookie gets stored
>gets connected to your google account
if you dont have a separate computer for your personal life youre a dumbo x
>>79402265
yes
>>79402251
t.
the female girlfriend (male)
>>79402144
What bad is in acmr?
>>79402220
Yes it is. Please state your reason for your absence.
>>79402265
yeah cos I'm waiting for my water to heat up
>>79402225
was having a gander at this yesterday
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCE6acMV3m35znLcf0JGNn7Q
bloody mental
>>79402266
fut the shuck up
>>79401834
What are you even tagging? Are you a toy? Don't be so scared I do it in broad daylight with everyone around. When you get good you can bust a tag out in literal seconds and just run away. Study King tags on youtube and build your own style
>>79402296
>those brows
puttering
>>79402317
gtfo, tumblr nonce
>>79402103
>>79401991
>>79401995
Literally who cares about some kikes walls. Spraying is a good adrenaline rush and a big fuck you to the kikes. I do pro fascist graff and go over all of antifa shit, Iv'e stole cans of antifa before
>>79402296
nightmarish
>>79402277
but i can only do about 15
>>79402280
me too ;) xx
>talking to a british guy
>"Hey you should watch the harry potter movies, they're critically acclaimed"
>"Harry potter is just a rip off of nanny mcphee"
>"What are you talking about?"
>"Americans all think harry potter is so original, we've already seen magic in movies. Understand your country's roots and watch the original young adult smash hit about witches and wizards, Nanny Mcphee"
what the hell
>>79402235
black background, werk mode (no ubiquitous pepe pics)
>>79401945
britpop more like shitpop
feel incredibly sad and I'm not even sure why
>>79401945
>no primal scream
Brainlet
>>79402374
Have to start somewhere, each day you just push to do more. It would take literally not even a week to get to 100
>>79402337
go cram a baguette up your shitpipe you wanker
>>79402217
ffs i spent like 8 minutes on that redditpost
i deserve AT LEAST one You
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79401981
got banned from the chon a few weeks ago so I had a poke around all the political subreddits and they're all exactly the same
utterly convinced that they are in the right, constantly reinforced by their fellows and think that the other side deserves death
any dissenting posts get deleted, it's horrid
Don't like/rate Radiohead can't decide wether it's because they aren't that great or because I'm a brainlet.
>>79402423
why don't you go and kill your useless self, slovakian tumblr nonce?
>>79402394
>Americans all think harry potter is so original
No we don't. The only reason why so many people read/watched Harry Potter is because it was literally made for bored tweenagers with nothing better to do but read a retarded story about wizarding school with an even dumber plot.
Why were the old maymays back in the golden age of the 'chon so shit lads? they're all poofta
>>79402217
>>79402435
>>79402415
>>no primal scream
>Brainlet
primal scream are madchester/jangle pop not britpop
>Literally who cares about some kikes walls. Spraying is a good adrenaline rush and a big fuck you to the kikes. I do pro fascist graff and go over all of antifa shit, Iv'e stole cans of antifa before
>>79402278
What if I wipe the cookies before I log back in?
>>79402394
Can't decide who the bigger runt is in this particular exchange.
>>79402343
4chanX, tomorrow mode, werk mode
>>79402308
It's embarrassing
>>79402467
i'm english you useless fucking bellsniff
go shit up /fr/ instead
>>79402449
here you go m8
We built this city
>>79402478
Always find it funny how they were a punk band until Shaun Ryder introduced them to garries.
>>79402478
You didn't say britpop though.
>>79402479
Quite literally ISIS
>Sanhedrin 57a
>Kill the Goyim by any means possible.
>Choshen Ha'mishpat 425:50
>Everyone who sheds the blood of the impious [non-Jews] is as acceptable to God as he who offers a sacrifice to God.
>Yalkut 245c
>Extermination of the Christians is a necessary sacrifice.
>>79402517
I'm norman, you tumblr nonce fuckface
>>79402525
based rex
>>79402470
I didn't say it dude, it was just some british guy I met while I was in England. I tried to argue but people around us overheard and started chanting nanny mcphee louder than I could shout. Fucking bongs
>>79402547
>You didn't say britpop though.
all the bands i listed were britpop bands at one point
>>79402548
What's that smell? Fucking pongs in here all of a sudda
>>79402548
>I'm norman
>>79402548
>i'm french, not french!!
wow
>>79402569
>tumblr nonce (english)
Making your cunt very proud, are you?
Is there a bigger red flag that you're engaging in conversation with a brainlet than the use of the word "kike"?
>>79402525
>irish
imagine meeting a british man without tainted irish blood, ought to be the most brilliant man alive
Uno farto @ 3 MINUTES 17 SECONDS
>>79402599
>>79402595
lrn3history, faget
>>79402589
straya, pls
>>79402609
>>79402619
Good goy
>>79402648
stfu, tumblr nonce
the (perhaps) native briton gf
>>79402640
t. 100% pure norman phenotype :DdD
wooooahooohooooh
>>79402680
any kikes about?
>>79402681
need me one of those haha
>>79402710
Based kike here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA-JCLYeDro
>>79402681
very good
Came simultaniously on the floor, my hand, my phone, my jeans and my leg.
>>79402705
not even good at shitposting, tumblr nonce
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6jhpaX7fNQ
>>79402750
would demolish this
what's her arm doing in this pic?
it's driving me round the bend
>>79402750
genuinely dont understand how people can be happy not depressed just a pragmatist
>>79402750
tumblr nonce
isnt anzu a male?
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4tpzmO0JTI
brainlet couldn't even respond to the right post
What would live be like if I decided to live in the attic
>>79402836
tumblr nonce
Gonna see if i can even do 50 push ups over a whole day. Not convinced it's a very good workout but I pretty much do not eat or move anymore so i want to find out
>>79402867
>>79402861
Dusty
>>79402874
Surely, do 10, then two hours later 10 more.
Sounds easy
>>79402891
tumblr nonce
>>79402874
Do half pushups if you're struggling
What's the first thing you'd do if you were a woman for day?
>>79402874
Trust me it works, you get nice and lean if you aren't eating a lot. But drink plenty of milk. Don't do 50 work up to 100 then see if you can keep pushing yourself. It makes you a lot happier too. GL
Race war?
>>79402911
>What's the first thing you'd do if you were a woman for day?
put stuff in my new vagina
>>79402902
You literally made that meme yourself projecting your deluded fantasies. Utter virgin mate, imagine being such an ugly autistic freak with fuck all you think some beautiful bird would go for you because of your height
>>79402930
oh i see, game theory
>>79402911
Probably have a wank
>Oi mate
>Yeahhhh mate, MAAAAAAADCHESTER that's where ahhm from, yeah?
>That's my band ovver there, yeah. Primal Scream we're called, yeah. BIIIIIIG SOUND, mate yeah.
>Oi mate, listen yeah. Got a gig coming up over in Sheff yeah mate, gonna be BIIIIIIIIIIG hahaa. Be there mucca?
>Sound mate, sound. Yeah in a bit mate
>>79402926
never seen a worst level of banter, tumblr nonce
>>79403000
because heroin is the best high
>>79402988
i'm not bantering you you fucking idiot
is this what JFs think banter is?
lord help us
>>79402988
>>79403000
>Reported for reporting reports haha
kys, snitch
>>79402950
manlet
>>79402988
Haha you're a poofta, enjoy your aids and diddling kids you fucking walking festering arse wound
>>79403019
Have you tried it?
>>79403026
Reported for using youtube maymays
>>79402905
im unbelievably weak for an adult male though
>>79402910
id rather see how many real ones i can do desu
>>79402911
milk's already my whole diet
if i were a woman for a day obviously id masturbate and play with tits first of all
>>79403020
>i'm not bantering you you fucking idiot
tumblr nonce is losing it
>>79403000
Didn't actually report anyone
>>79403037
i've had IV morphine in hospital, but admittedly I was in great pain so not really that much of a recreational setting
>>79403037
reported for reporting reports, u dun goof'd
>>79402630
IT'S A BLACK MALE THING
>>79403033
6"2 and I lift and would pulverise your puny non-lifting frame so hard with my elbow I'd split an atom and cause a nuclear explosion
>>79403050
fucking helpless mong
>primal scream
>manchester
So why are you mad to day fellow frog?
And what's with the subhuman SerbiANO
>>79403025
>>79403089
still there, tumblr nonce?
Reporting everyone in this joke of a thread and don't even think about reporting me because my dad owns /init/ haha
>>79403124
The serb is English.
The frog isn't a frog, he's """""NORMAN"""""
>>79403080
>im a foot fag!
What did he mean by this?
>>79403060
Heh you're done kiddo ;)
>>79403042
Look up dips they are a good calisthenic workout you can do in the house. Probs could do it on your chair.
>>79403065
Sounds nice, I was in a car crash and they didn't even give me morphine even though I broke every bone in my foot and needed pins and screws. Joke
>>79403080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8tBh_VnU
>>79403158
I know
I know
... Burger
>>79403147
worst banter ever
>>79403124
Why do you send pepe fist blow pictures to strangers today, fellow frog?
>>79403193
>>79402479
It is man or woman?
>>79403171
funniest thing I've seen in a while cheers for the chuckle
contacting janny
>>79403171
>>79403168
>it ain't me starts playing
>>79403214
>>79402409
>>79402595
>>79402688
>>79402703
cultural appropriation
>tfw dads dead
>tfw couldnt be happier because he used to beat me
>>79403248
Any brits watch asmr innocentwhispers? She's a British lass and my asmrfu. Would like to hear some brits opinions on her.
>>79403249
you going to do something about it?
hjaelp
>>79403261
>>79403171
>>79403244
What's going on here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxYHxJahzmU
literally all his posts are about me...
>>79403193
For fun, seems you're shitposting...
What happened? Not feeling good?
>>79403275
im going to ask you to stop
Alright lads I'm off for a ciggie.
Mind my chocolate milk for me, yeah?
>>79403273
She's pretty cute
>>79403288
nah, I ain't gonna do it
*sips*
MMM
>>79403311
for fun, why are you shitposting here on a tuesday afternoon?
>>79403350
UP AND DOWN THE STREET
oh fug
>>79403152
Throw away your pissbottles and wipe down your japanese child sex doll son you fucking scrub
>>79403288
Who was actually in the wrong here?
>>79403312
you did Apu too?
Just fed the spider that lurks in the corner a dead fly. Good lad desu and I know he's struggling so decided to give him a prezzie
post yfw
>>79403333
*watches it carefully*
>>79403333
*immediately necks it the second you leave the room*
Why didn't we just invade the Soviet Union in 1945? They didn't have nukes.
>>79403417
yes
>>79403436
>>79402488
cuz
>>79403333
*dunks my right bollock into it*
>>79403455
ylilauta?
>>79403454
they do have a 1000 mile frontline or something stupid though. You need a fuck ton of manpower to cover it else they just push deep and flank you. plus everyone was fed up after 6 years of war i expect.
sad to hear about the death of John Michie's daughter
she wasn't a model though. can people stop acting like she was a model because she was pretty
>>>79403401
>>>79403401
>>>79403401
https://youtu.be/J-LCwvAT6-I?t=1181
wonder how happy timmy would be if he just had a nice little country house away from the fuss of neighbours who mess him about
and a computer that wasn't fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nwGjHSaaM
choon
im the mad king
sorry lads, was just rolling a ciggy
>>79403551
>>79403545
who is it even news she was a literal who
thread on /tv/ got deleted
>>79403655
i suspect she'll be used as an attack on the youth of today.
i suspect she died from not respecting drugs.
obviously the truth might be different and I am just speculating.
>Dog that mauled owner to death had 'probably taken crack cocaine'
lmao what
Does /brit/ like Scarlett Johansson?
>>79403747
Let me guess, this is Scotland?
had a greggs pastry the other summer when i was on a beach holiday in Hull.
next day I had the worst diarrhea ive ever experienced, totally ruined my holiday
greggs, never again.
>>79403813
>Does /brit/ like Scarlett Johansson?
dont rate
>>79403831
racist
>>79403831
kiss me
>>79403813
she's ok
ok looking
ok actress
not really outstanding
>>79403813
No. Disgusting kike.
Have to admit Hitler was right about Gypos
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-41241049
>>79403813
You could say I'm a fan
>>79403928
>>79403942
She was good in Under the Skin, also Don Jon
>>79403989
Who'd 've known?
>>79403997
yes but she had a good script and support
Reminder that brown women > white "women."
think i might be a druid
Girlfriend keeps buying me presents lads
>>79404040
not many people really
doing a maths degree in cambridge
300k starting
>>79404114
I'm a quad hybrid demonic angel!
>>79404114
fighter here ama
anyone remember the oxford meme?
>>79404327
not really no what was it
>>79402343
bit of a late reply but I'm absolutely howling at this
>>79404327
yeah it was quite funny
>>79404327
yeah it was shite
LOVE when it takes 2 months for a guy to get back to me about fixing problem he made on my property
in case you're wondering about the slow speeds, the tide has shifted here
>>79402488
>>79402488
>>79402488
How do we stop Britains barbaric sex laws? Its literally legalised discrimination against beta men.
>>79404580
good image
>>79404653
Yeah it's a good meme, tempted to make it the image in the next OP so more people can see it.
>>79404079
>caucasian features
hmm
hey friends who is this i see him posted here sometimes
anime
>>79404830
Nigel longbottom
>>79404830
Timothy James Byrne
Imagine being a girl getting fisted
wow
>>79404830
his name is kevin "cena" boyle, he posts here under the name 190 cm master race
absolutely CRYING at the state of my life
>>79404830
Tim Byrne
>>79404830
190cm
ye but whats so special about him other than he looks weird
>>79404929
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Italians, is in fact, Venetians and Italians, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and shitalians. Italians are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Venetians, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Venetians for Italians every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Venetian group is often called "Italians", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Venetians, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Italians, but Venetians are no part of it. Venetians are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Italians often include Venetians, but basically it's Italians with Venetians added. All the so called "Northeastern Italians" are really Venetians .
>>79404830
timothy james byrne aka kev aka 190kg aka lisicki
>>79404830
Lisicki's Lover
*goose steps towards you*
*goose kicks your bollocks*
>>79405010
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest
what the fuck did kev delete his channel?
>>79405080
t, shitalian
>>79404998
unironically read this
his username is cenaboyle
>>79405083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
nah
though the thailad videos were taken down because kev found them and reported them
>>79404998
hes a very candid person. im not sure how to explain it, he just shares stuff online that nobody cares about but is quite personal. it's cute and melancholic in an odd way
>>79405039
hnng
cold out
>>79405143
jeez thats actually kinda sad wow
ladbible australia
need to get up but the cats here and hes really nice
Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.
on tablets now
>>79405355
are you figuratively me
going for that "homosexual from the 1970s" vibe today
shagging/going out with work colleagues.
yes or no?
im fully smitten with a girl at work and she seems to dig me but im scared if we went for it and something went wrong it would sour our work relationship too which will be bad news in our line of work.
>>79405400
Allez va te faire enculer par un djnoun.
>>79405400
fuck off
>>79405400
well you got the homo bit right
>>79404692
>brown women, who are Caucasoids, have Caucasian features
Woah dude you're blowing my fucking mind.
>>79405400
hey its not that bad.
I hope your face fits with your hair though.
You can only pull off hair like that if it fits
see ye in a bit
*turns recording device off*
THICC lass on the chase
>>79405467
its just a white girl
>>79405470
how knew r yew, he is the resident faggot we seen his mug many times
>>79405400
not a fan of you since you resemble one of the posho chads who ridiculed me to females behind my back
every day im memeing
>>79405532
It isn't. She's a spic.
why do brits pronounce it "radio ed" instead of head?
>>79405653
prefer not to say