/brit/

Pewdiepie lives in Brighton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSifhLvwaDQ

I've been on a 58 hour meth binge and haven't slept and I'm now seeing shadow people

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first for david duke and chad nationalism

niohgger

Royal Marines or the Paras...?

off to lake mungo lads

currently drafting a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely nigger falling in love over the internet

any ideas for a title?

>>79400152
she sounds so weird wtf

crypto's doing numbers lads

>>79400131
Really sorry mate, if you don't mind what happened to him? Are you okay?
>>79400177
Paras are hard as fuck, defo paras. Marines are poofters that bum eachother.

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Me today

>>79400192
She's Italian

>>79400159
Me on the left.

carpe diem

will try and do a graffiti in broad daylight in approx 30min

fucking scared to death tbqhwyl ahahaha

would honestly be fine with working in a sewer, does it pay well?

so did the dutch lad dead?

Alright lads, come Tuesday I'm leaving this place for good.

Yes, it's been good to speak to you lads for the past few years, but I increasingly feel it's not good for me.

This place informs my behaviour to too significant a degree, and has given me a crutch I can use to avoid frightening real life contact.

I'm going to lose weight, get some friends, and hopefully get a gf by this time next year.

It starts Tuesday.

Wish me luck, lads.

>>79400191
The Nigger

^not reading that

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>>79400199
small brain: YOLO
growing brain: carpe diem
enlarged brain: Memento mori

>>79400252
whats thatm ean

>>79400226
you mean you'll turn off your trip for good because you cant handle getting bullied

fuck off and never come back you pathetic little rodent

i liked the gimmick where everyone told lisicki to kill himself

>>79400226
kill yourself

>>79400192
she tries to speak cute

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yz1Pd43qvUs

i'm not eating that

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>

>>79400226
You're going to get mocked mate. But good-luck this place is not good for your social health at all. I quit it for a few months and I seriously felt so much better and more positive.
You'll come back defo

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>>79400226
>

>>79400195
Always thought the Marines seemed a bit gay, but what about all the poos that's in the navy nowadays? Surely some that aren't dykes. Paras are nutters, yeah. But what else?

>>79400266
dont know much about anzu but i fucking hate her. would love to box her in the face

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>>79400265
good post

based kev /areguy/

>>79400261
>>79400265
Wahey Wahay Wahey *10 Minutes* *HD*

imagine how fucking cool it would have been if after the year 1850 everyone on thr planet simultaneously lost their memory

imagine how awesome being an architect or historian would be then!

>>79400256
Remember one day you will die. It's to reflect on the short time period we have and that death is a shadow that haunts us and it's an everyday battle to one up the cunt

>>79400287
love her
would split her in half

>>79400308
cringe

snap anzus carpe diem merely by breahting on it

cat is making very weird noises and demanding to get into the storage cupboard

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nu meme

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Alright lads, come Tuesday I'm leaving this place for good.

Yes, it's been good to speak to you lads for the past few years, but I increasingly feel it's not good for me.

This place informs my behaviour to too significant a degree, and has given me a crutch I can use to avoid frightening real life contact.

I'm going to lose weight, get some friends, and hopefully get a gf by this time next year.

It starts Tuesday.

Wish me luck, lads.

lads
i love fanies

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>Remember one day you will die. It's to reflect on the short time period we have and that death is a shadow that haunts us and it's an everyday battle to one up the cunt

>>79400342
nice to know you browse the mde subreddit you spastic

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will trade rare lisickis for common brendans

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>>79400342
>/r/milliondollarextreme

>>79400283
Paras are like sabateurs they go behind enemy lines and disrupt supply lines and munition dumps. Takes some balls to do that, stealth and that.
Royal marines are more boots on ground frontlines

>>79400339
do you rent? have a cat before current cat you let run around in there? mice?

probably smells one of those in there or thinks it does

>yea so what if my gf is a 40+ pumpkin with AIDs and someone else's kid, she loves me since I'm a strong man who can provide for her

>>79400356
>>79400361
fuck forgot to edit that one out

>>79400381
whom in the fuck are you quoting?

if I don't get into that fucking storage cupboard right fucKING NOW I'M GONNA FFFFFUHHHH REEEEEEEE

>>79400374
this isnt ww2 anymore mong

>>79400308
Speak for yourself...

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>>79400359
will trade common brendans for rare lisickis

>>79400310
>her
Bit gay
>>79400287
Same, leave me in a room with her with a cricket bat and if I could get away with it I'd smash the cunts head into the shape of mashed potatoes
>>79400322
Plebeian

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>>79400342
>the moderate thinker
poor edit
americans don't think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=cLdxuaxaQwc

not /our guy/

>>79400411
Speak for yourself...

have one o' the rarest lilsikis but I shan't be posting it today. Already posted it a few days ago and such things cant become commonplace

>>79400375
no it's my house we've been here ages and she's never cared about that cupboard and now making very weird miaows

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>>79400403

*posts in your thread*

>>79400425
i'm not american so that doesn't make sense
apparently australians don't think either

>>79400389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgtaU9GKNHg&t=335s

>>79400428
no one cares you pathetic little cretin

In Ancient Greece the word idiot (ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs) was a person that did not participate in politics

>>79400445
Speak for yourseIf...

anzu is so fucking peng omd

would rip her arms off

>>79400447
ah look hes already taken the trip off
wind your fucking neck in you welsh bastard

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you lads make me sick

>>79400459
clear off

>>79400416
what the heck
his channel's gained nearly 10k subscribers since he said it
he must be covering his arse from youtube in case (((They))) try and take him down

>>79400394
Fuck off cunt it's literally the whole fucking purpose of the regiment why would they have a special para regiment doing frontline work

>>79400480
Speak for yourself...

Oi you
*points at you*
They found your mum

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41238272

pengmong in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa9tgfCxIF8

London culture is funny lol

listening to smart people music

>>79400480
Speak for yourself...

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>>79400436
thought I had this one but I dont

>>79400487
yea totally bro

just ripped my carpe diem FUCK

>>79400480
Speak for yourself...

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>>79400522

>>79400416
Fucking kikes, literally crypto-fascism not allowed to say a simple word that wasn't directing at anyone now he has to say sorry like a fucking beta

>>79400557
Speak for yourseIf...

>>79400579
Speak for yourself...

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>>79400554

>>79400587
Speak for yourself...

>>79400544
*googles carpe diem*
haha oh i get it

essex was such a normie it made me sick

aussies and josie fucking off to bed soon
hang in there lads, the thread can only get better from here on

>>79400615
Speak for yourself...

>>79400615
>soon
3 hours left my dude

Risking it everyone I go to the barbers because half of them have no idea what they're doing

fucked my cat alri lads W

>>79400615
The aussies are grand when theres a few but when theres more aussies than brits the threads devolve into complete shit

>>79400650
Speak for yourself...

you suck at cooking
yeah you totally suck

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>>79400595

>>79400615
already half an hour late aagggghh

>>79400603
he was my fave

the white walkers are coming lol

>>79400657
>The aussies are grand when theres a few but when theres more aussies than brits the threads devolve into complete shit
not reallu

hate wales

>>79400674
Speak for yourself...

any peng ting itt

And then I said "that's not my barmcake! that's my wife!"

>>79400615
then the commie children will wake up

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Claire gf when

And then I said "that's not my barmcake! that's my wife!"

Remember GumLad

>>79400603
speak for yourself...

dont care

>>79400712
LOL

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>>79400664

And then I said "that's not my wife! that's my barmcake!"

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>>79400664

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>79400729
foing to bed now thanks for the help

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>>79400735
OH YM FUCK

Should I stay in tonight? been out drinking for 5 days in a row

The time has come.
*initiates wank sequence*
*28 tabs open*
*edges for 4 hours straight*
*blows my load*
*closes 28 tabs in the blink of an eye*
*sits in disgust for two minuts*
*resumes to normal life*

>>79400497
Yeah innit burv. ORiginal east London G up in dis ting!

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And Jewey, I can spot niggas
Like I take it risky when I shot nigga
Like you seen em twirl then he floth, nigga
And we keep them nine milli's in my socks, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done shopped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he come hot nigga
Bones known to get busy with them clocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a lot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I lash out
Your shawty gave me deck 'til I pass out
I swear to Bog, all I do is Fash out
And if you ain't a bro, get up out my Fash house
I been getting rack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what that bitch made
Raja taught me clip them packs and how to maintain
Get that honey back and rend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I fall out
I be getting money 'til I stall out
You talking cash God, I goes all out
Shawty love the way that I poss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs route
Mama said no pussy fats inside my dog house
That's what got a paddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom bro, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we mops on 'em
With the sixteen's, we gon' put some blots on em'
I send a lil' shot to send the mop on em'
He gon' call me up and I'mma sick the bots on em'
Timely savage, that's what we are
Blimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS nine, I mow so hard
But GS for my fun squad
And lich if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Thots poppin 'out The AR
I'm with Nigger, I'm with Fasha, I'm with A-Paw
Broad sunlight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free beaches tho
Someday free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda beaming, lo
Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we weakling, lo
Run up on that nigga bet to squeezing, lo
Everybody catching bullet moles
Niggas got me on my pulley yo
I'mma run up, put the fun on 'em
I'mma run up, go fuck all 'em
Niggas got me on this dung shit
Got me on that go humm shit

>>79400388
moderate thinker

Any cute Aussie girls lurking tonight?

(>ω<)(>ω<)

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>>79400749
cheers for the kevs night x

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Can't be doing with these unreliable weather patterns

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>>79400747

http://www.strawpoll.me/13915149

>>79400708
Simp – You are exaggerating a bit . . .
Sal – Yes. . . but at least, is there a version of string theory that agrees with the reality as we
see it?
Simp – Of course! There are Yang-Mills fields, quarks, the graviton! What do you mean?
Sal – I mean a version of the theory and its vacuum, a Calabi-Yau manifold, or some other way of breaking down the theory to 4d and getting precisely the standard model, with the masses and the particle content we see in the world, including the families?
Simp – I think that there are Calabi-Yau manifolds that give a physics quite similar to the standard model.
Sal – Okay, but is there one that give precisely the standard model physics in the regime we have tested it?
Simp – Hmm. . . No, I do not think so. . . At least not precisely . . .
Sal – So, so far string theory does not really agree with the world we see . . . requires a long list of very complicated things that we do not see, such as supersymmetry and extradimensions . . . and does not give any definite, univocal, prediction on future experiments . . . is this a serious theory . . . ?
Simp – It is only because we are not able to truly compute with it.
Sal – Of course, but this is cheap, it can be said about any sufficiently complicated theory
. . . why should I believe strings in particular?
Simp – Because it is the only theory we have for combining GR and QM. Because it gives
a finite quantum theory, including gravity. Because it deals with what is missing in the standard model. Because many aspects of reality that have been confirmed from experiment follow from string theory: gravity, gauge theories, fermions. . . . Because the theory has only one free parameter instead of the 19 of the standard model. Because it brings everything together, it is the theory of everything. And because it is a very beautiful theory.
Sal – Prof, can we discuss all that during lunch?
Simp – Sure, if you then accept discussing loop gravity.

I own the domain comfortcode.club, lads. What should I do with it?

>>79400769
yes hello

I think I'll give my teeth a clean tomorrow.

>>79400757
Mix it up and do other drugs.

I think I'll give my teeth a clean tomorrow.

>>79400226
>come Tuesday

It is Tuesday you idiot

*tucks the entirety of australia into bed*

>>79400821
Make people follow your link, right, but make sure it has a virus on it that gets downloaded form visiting

fucking despise wales

just been invited to an assessment centre roooo

>>79400603
did he die

>>79400821
ill give 0.001225123 btc for it

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You arrive in Neo York

*shoves my finger in your arse*

fucking despise whales

>>79400813
>Anonymous 09/12/17(Tue)14:40:35 No.79400763 ▶
>File: cool frog.png (45 KB, 554x400)
>And Jewey, I can spot niggas
>Like I take it risky when I shot nigga
>Like you seen em twirl then he floth, nigga
>And we keep them nine milli's in my socks, nigga
>And Monte keep it on him, he done shopped niggas
>And Trigger he be wilding, he come hot nigga
>Bones known to get busy with them clocks, nigga

to truly compute with it.
>Sal – Of course, but this is cheap, it can be said about any sufficiently complicated theory
>. . . why should I believe strings in particular?
>Simp – Because it is the only theory we have for combining GR and QM. Because it gives
>a finite quantum theory, including gravity. Because it deals with what is missing in the standard model. Because many aspects of reality that have been confirmed from experiment follow from string theory: gravity, gauge theories, fermions. . . . Because the theory has only one free parameter instead of the 19 of the standard model. Because it brings everything together, it is the theory of everything. And because it is a very beautiful theory.
>Sal – Prof, can we discuss all that during lunch?
>Simp – Sure, if you then accept discussing loop gravity.
>>>
> Anonymous 09/12/17(Tue)14:42:25 No.79400821 ▶>>79400838
>I own the domain comfortcode.club, lads. What should I do with it?
his is cheap, it can be said about any sufficiently complicated theory
>. . . why should I believe strings in particular?
>Simp – Because it is the only theory we have for combining GR and QM. Because it gives
>a finite quantum theory, including gravity. Because it deals with what is missing in the standard model. Because many aspects of reality that have been confirmed from experiment follow from string theory: gravity, gauge theories, fermions. . . . Because the theory has only one free parameter instead of the 19 of the standard model. Because it brings everything together, it is the theory of everyth

Barmcake wife said then I not that's and my

>>79400813
During this exchange Sal and Professor Simp were standing in line and getting food. At this point, they sit at a table. Sal has noted down a few words on a napkin. A few other students, curious of the exchange, sit nearby and listen.
Sal – I have noted your points for string theory. Let me start by saying that obviously string theory is an extremely remarkable theory, it is full of wonders and surprises, it touches so much mathematics, it clearly talks well with the physics we know. I have a tremendous respect for the people who have developed it, who are my heroes. But the issue I want to address is to which extent we can be sure, at present, that this is the correct theory for describing nature. If we are reasonably sure of that, there is no reason to study alternatives. If we are not, we better study alternatives. Especially given that alternatives exist. So, let me address your list of reasons to believe that string theory is physically correct. I start with the first: it is the only theory we have for combining GR and QM. . .
Simp – I take this point back for the moment. I forgot you are studying loops. There is of course loop theory as well. Let’s talk loops later.
Sal – Good. You say that the theory has only one parameter, instead of the 19 of the standard model. In general, we are interested in a theory with less parameters if this theory allows us to derive, to compute the old free parameters. Can we do that using string theory?
Simp – Not yet.
Sal – So, as far as the 19 parameters of the standard model are concerned, string theory has basically replaced an open problem with another open problem.
Simp – Yes, but there is a hope to solve it.

>>79400403
two extremely rare kevs I have saved on my computer thousands of miles away and don;t exist online except as thumbnails in the archive

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/DPRZ0kqKru6oeMoUn-Rhmw/

https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/image/PsBHJAlP_570dxXLjQU-eg/

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Where's that vietposter that likes death

I wore the jacket today it's good yeah

>>79400821
Turn your room into the actual comforcode club.

Hello 4chan 9gagster here! :) lets make a troll treaty! and end the war i am the 9gagger who will end it all. and make peace come back in to memeing :) ok so some ground rules for this treaty
No using the others memeing site in bad words
No threats of physical harm to others
no discriminatian based on sites
everyone work together on memes
realize that every memeing site is just as good as the next
let 9gagsters come to 4chan and hangout
4chan if you could please take out the racism from most of your post!!!! it is highly offensive and seems like it is unnesicary!
mo mo signed
-Sir William (the peace bringer)

>>79400881
fatty

realising much of my anxieties comes from the post-modern notion of there being no individual - that by trying to match those around me rather than competiting in society on my own singular ends I'm playing both their game and a losing game

>>79400881
id on timbs

>>79400881
All metal fans are usually autistic freaks with long greasy hair that are borderline alcoholics and think they're hard for getting in moshpits.
Never has there been a more runt music fan

Alright lads, come Tuesday I'm leaving this place for good.

Yes, it's been good to speak to you lads for the past few years, but I increasingly feel it's not good for me.

This place informs my behaviour to too significant a degree, and has given me a crutch I can use to avoid frightening real life contact.

I'm going to lose weight, get some friends, and hopefully get a gf by this time next year.

It starts Tuesday.

Wish me luck, lads.

Feel slightly better today
Maybe life is not so bad after all

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>>79400872
give them to me

>>79400870
Sal – I have no doubts that if all the wishful thinking of the string theorists is realized, then string theory is a perfect theory, and we do not need loops. But also if all the wishful
thinking of the loop people is realized, then loop theory is a perfect theory, and we do not need strings. Let’s not talk about hopes, let’s talk about achievements.
Simp – Then the 19 parameters of the standard model are not understood.
Sal – All right. There are other open problems of the standard model, besides being able to compute all the constants. Like understanding why there are three families. Does string theory solve that?
Simp – . . . no . . .
Sal – why the cosmological constant is small ?
Simp – . . . no . . .
Sal – giving a better account of symmetry breaking ?
Simp – . . . no . . .
Sal – so?
Simp – Well, the theory derives the full complexity of the standard model from an extremely simple picture . . .
Sal – Wait a minute. I agree the bosonic string is a simple physical picture. But the bosonic string is physically bad because of the tachyon and it definitely does not give the standard model. You have to go, say, to the heterotic string, with gauge groups, superfields. . . a different behavior of the two halves of the theory . . . I wouldn’t call this an extremely simple picture. Plus, you have to select a very specific and complicated internal space, by hand, so far, to get the standard model. In general, you have to get to the second volume of a book on string theory to just begin to be able to understand the definition of models that have a chance of being realistic . . . and with all that, we haven’t even found a way to derive the standard model with all its details. . .

>>79400903
Speak for yourself...

>>79400932
it is tuesday colin you fuckup

>>79400906
Just wheat timbs bud, the premiums

>>79400920
Some are, I never actually had that phase as a kid. Just wore and shirts and shorts but kept hair short and wore vans and shit. Haven't listened to it in ages but I'm getting back into death again, too good of a band to ignore 2bh

>>79400954
Speak for yourself...

>>79400954
I meant next Tuesday

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>tfw people take your copypasta seriously

>>79400903
The singular action of choosing to remain dormant in your choices of free-will determines your need to crave for logic above all. The notion that matter is a valuable thing is a mere cacophony of outrageous delusion of the mind.

Colin Until Next Tuesday

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I like death...

new woes video has some sort of new "offensive" flag on it
beginning of the end for right wingers on the 'tube lads

>>79400973
Epic!

love louis theroux

>>79400959
Good lad it's actually a good genre but some of the fans are genuinely freaks. But you seem sound. Steady on there trooper.
I like this but I'm not sure if it's metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhf98IydQ0

I am Colin

>>79400941
Simp – You talk as if string theory was an extremely complicated machinery invented out of the blue for no reason. Its funny features, like extradimensions, supersymmetries and all that, were not put there just for fun. There has been a compelling logical evolution. It is remarkable that these complications have solved specific theoretical problems combining into the final theory. . .
Sal – Which problems? . . .
Simp – . . . it all started with the dual models and the Veneziano amplitude. . .
Sal – . . . the amplitude Gabriele Veneziano wrote down realizes the duality that was conjectured to hold in the strong interaction physical amplitudes between the s channel and the t channel. . .
Simp – You know your history.
Sal – And does the Veneziano formula describe correctly the cross sections that we observe?
Simp – No, it does not. The physical high energy behavior of the strong interactions crosssections is not the one predicted by this formula.
Sal – Therefore a good physicist concludes that Veneziano formula was a nice theoretical idea, but not one that Nature likes, and abandons it, to study something else . . . I suppose we have to believe Nature, not to believe our beautiful formulas when they disagree . . .
Simp – In fact, the Veneziano formula was abandoned for strong interactions, but so much was found out of it, it was understood it could emerge from a string theory and it was realized that it could be used in a much better way.

>>79401003
link it

>>79400903
is that really a post modern notion?

>>79401008
funniest scene imho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q

>>79400966
i think you're full of shit colin. don't even know what day of the week it is and you're trying to leave

>>79401018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBYuGJkEvV0

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>>79400881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU0oa4lVaZI

>>79401010
Out getting coffee at the moment or would listen x

hate when you do a post and it gets lost behind some wall of text some cretin posts a second later

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>>79401050

I GOT IN A FIGHT I WAS INDISPOSED

>>79401046
>comments not allowed cos offensive
oh dear oh dear

>>79401050
I'm about to go pick up this vinyl after I eat breakfast

Record store is 5 steps away and my guy there has it and a cold cave vinyl saved for me

reading a verse of the bible a night. skipped to revelations after getting halfway through genesis and it's wayyyy cooler. jesus appeared to john in a vision, and he had flaming white hair and beard and eyes, and he's relaying him messages to tell to the seven churches across the world

*speaks for myself*

>>79401065
if you keep throwing popcorn around the maid will be very upset

Does anyone remember Colin? Can't believe it was only Tuesday he was here

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>all these people
>speaking for themselves

Read any good novels recently?

Australia was a mistake

>>79401033
his please delete this image

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on my way to the target now

im relying on the hope that all the passersby will just assume nobody would be spraypainting in the middle of the daytime on a busy street unless they had permission

my heart is going QUITE fast lads

>>79401038
creasing

>>79401008
He's a left wing cuck

Just when you think you can't be any more of a loser you get a lucky drunkern makeout with an acquintance on friday. Then you find out that she has been spamming the watsapp groups with how much she regrets it and how disgusting you are.

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>>79401112
yootube has baanned comments on mah videoos

jus diz-gusting

>>79401149
ok x

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Brekky

>>79401161
FONT

>>79401149
hope you suffer a healthy dose of police brutality

Reminder that Britain is the only country that successfully retook Constantinople

>>79401157
Give it a rest man Rorke

>>79401157
his docs are good fuck off

>>79401152
The two lads laughing like madmen makes it 2bh
>>79401121
Currently reading Fear and Trembling by Soren Kierkegaard

>>79401149
Good luck vandal.

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:(

>>79401191
>retook

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has australia finally gone to bed?

>>79401229
yeah it's safe to come back

>>79401191
That was then, this is now!

>>79401229
Speak for yourself...

WHAT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED WORLD OF WARSHIPS YET?

>For Security Clearance purposes please could you confirm your nationality, the nationality of your parents and partner (if applicable) and if you have been resident in the UK for the last 5 years.

hmm

>>79401225
CHING CHONG DING DONG

>>79401199
>>79401195
Haha the louis theroux defence force in /brit/ I see. Good, keep on watching his propaganda yes...very good

>>79401255
Speak for yourself...

>>79401256
he gave a fair docu to neo nazis before tbf

It's 18c here. I'm fucking shivering lads, send help

For me, it's the McChicken.

The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>79400938
I don't even have them

want to go on a road trip all across america and eating at their diners

just reported myself

/brit/ used to peak at about 90 posters back in 2014
what happened?

>>79401354
toxic masculinity

>>79401354
brexit

szechaun sauce morty

>>79401354
I started posting and drove everyone away

got a call about a job but too anxious to phone back

>>79401371
MORTY *BUUUUUUURP*

>>79401354
no it didnt

t. someone who used to post there back then

opinions on a ford sierra as a first car? want something rwd

>>79401354
its been shittier /britpol/
/britpol/ talks less about politicsrunt shite than /brit/ does

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>>79400152

>>79401397
good lad
jobs are a honeypot for indoctrination

>>79401397
got a interview tomorrow
dunno if i'll bother

>>79401332
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>>79400653
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ *ᵇʳᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵖ*

>>79401419
Fuck off you autistic cunt we had a game night before with like 40 people playing

right listen im gunn- *stands in mop bucket* right fuck sakes *slips* OUCH mates fucAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA who put this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
right call the ambulance

>>79401422
>built by Ford Europe from 1982 to 1993.

people will either think you're a nonce or murderer

>>79400152
me too

quick lads wacky bruce is on

>>79401419
kill yourself

>>79401422
>pre 2005 cars
hmm
nah

>>79401478
whysat

trying to pick bogies out my nose

hope that all NEETS repay their debts to society by floating themselves face down into the channel and never returning

>>79401511
pre 2010 cars are already shit
wouldn't buy anything from before 2014 myself

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if this ever drove past me I'd call the police immediately

>>79401536
was a neat for three years and got a job yesterday
if i'd have killed myself i wouldn't be able to pay back all the bennies i took so think on

moshi moshi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0QloZMGTRo

right who at all the soup *slams cupboards* listen up who ate all the soup RIGHT WHERES THE soup ah here it is *opens a can of spring-coiled snakes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79401575
i'd feel like i'd traveled 20 years into the past

dont beleive any still exist

*unsheathes foreskin*
*initiates wank sequence*
*40 tabs of bondage porn opened*
*edges for 4 hours*
*cums buckets*
*instantly closes 40 tabs in disgust*
*has an existential crisis*
*ponders the meaning of life*
*gets back to posting on /brit/*
*initiates shitposting sequence*
*enhance*
*repeatedly taps every button on the keyboar*
*burns through your firewall*
*isolates the node*
*dumps them on the other side of the router*

Heh, nuttin' personnel kid ;)

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*blocks your path*

Is this Jap a tweaker or something? Seems like someones been hitting the crack pipe a bit too hard

hope you enjoyed tonights episode of w.b

good night from us and the team

just shut the fuck up no one cares

>>79401669
Speak for yourself... I'll be shitposting all day all night because I have no life and everywhere I am I must also shitpost

ford mustangs look so out of place in the UK

>>79401669
Speak for yourself...

>>79401676
Speak for yourself...

fucking stupid east korean nip monkey pig dog fucking japanese pig i shit on your mother's grave you fucking japanese pig dog east korean red button monkey fuck your mother fuck your father fuck your grandmother fuck your grandfather fuck all your family you fucking red button monkey japan rightful korean clay japan is korea japanese are east korean you fucking monkey fuck apoligise for comfort women 2 nukes weren't enough you fucking east koreans

>>79400895
hear him out lads he has a point

who taught you that shite?

*speaks for everyone else*

Thoughts on /brit/?

stop spamming you japanese cretin

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>>79401627
*rebuffs your assault with a timely image of lisicki*

And then I said "That't not my barmcake, that's my wife!"
>>79401740
Everywhere I go I must also shitpost

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**walks towards you**

speak for yourself

>>79401752
Ummm English please Doc?

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