why are there so many normies here?

el paedophilo senores ajajjajaja

13
to gf

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I lost my virginity to anime.

>>79397976
14
your mom

never
to whom*

>>79397976
18
Stifler's mom

never
i never i never

>>79397976

1. Age 16. Midsummers eve, 1998.

2. A girl named Elin.

>>79398031
What the fuck is wrong with the legs??and the eyes?? WHY DO PEOPLE JACK OFF TO THIS SHIT

>>79397976
19
Dorm slut down the hall after 750ml of rum. I wouldn't advise it.

22

18 yo spanish erasmus student at my uni

>>79397976
>1. What age did you lose your virginity?
16, all the way back in 2005. We met in an online chat and we both played the lord of the rings: the thrid age during that time

>2. To who?
Michelle, my first GF

>>79397976
15

some 21yo lad from trinity

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>>79398206
>all the way back in 2005
>all the way back
>in 2005
Now I feel old...

1. age 17
2. some chick at a party, new years 1999

21

really, really, really hot way-out-of-my-league asian gf

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>>79397976
>What age did you lose your virginity?

>>79398353
>born '82, current 35
holy shit, how did you end up here?!

>>79397976
15,
one of my sister's friends

>>79397976
17
Your mother XD

>>79397976
7 (not lie)
cousin

>>79398405
Bored. Working IT. General degenerate doing nothing when I should be upgrading 112 drivers for this week.

14 years ago, I was 16, with my first gf
>>79398405
35 is still young
t. 30 year old

>>79398445
I feel bro.
How can anyone escape this prison and do something meaningfull instead of lurking here?

>>79398452
>still young
I told myself the same in 2008 when I first came to this hellhole. Now its nearly 10 years

>>79398520
how old are you, Bernd?

Do germans actually have sex, or just work all day? Its amazing, for such a work-conscious serious people, they have the most hookers and fucked up porn in the world.

you ever used a hooker?

lost it at 16 years old

Lost it to a Czech girl I met when I snuck into a pub. I'll never know how I pulled that off.

T. Brit

16
To the maid

>>79398785

To answer the question as to why there are so many hookers and brothels here you have to see the average woman. They are Brit tier degenerate except they will never put out, or at least, not to a German.

>>79398785
I thought the "too serious" thing was just a stereotype that no one unironically believed. Wtf?
Hochschul years here were literally America hollywood tier in my school.
We even played this stupid 7 minutes in heaven game with the closet (in this case just a small room). I only got kisses tho.

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>>79397976
I lost my virginity to you, Aussie!

>>79397976
18
Some Korean tourist from Seoul in Madrid

>>79399414
fucking lucky bastard

i'm leaving this thread now, its making me consider suicide

fucking normies

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1. 14
2. the gf
now 22 and haven't shagged a non-prostitute in years
I peaked too early and there's no going back

>>79397976
I love my virginity at 15 to my gf but haven't had sex since and i'm 23 now ahah

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>>79397976
1.17
2.To a cute guy :3

It was during gymnasium, after a P.E lesson. Most students don't shower because they just want to go home since it's usually last lesson.
I stayed behind and took a shower since I was gonna go to part-time work can't smell bad.
So a cute guy was already there and got surprised that I came. He was a guy from another class and I barely knew him. But I could see he was interested in my dong, the gaze gave it away.
Anyway, I was showering and focusing around my crotch while looking if he was watching and he was.
So I took initiative and asked if he wanted to touch it, he agreed and the rest is something you can figure out.

19.
A hooker named Alexandria

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>>79397976
>losing virginity

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16
I lost it to a gorgeous bubble butt pacific islander girl but my dick would not stay hard.

>>79402431
damnit I wish I could fuck Pacific Islander qts

>>79400007
so did you fucked him or did he fucked you?

>>79405623
I fucked him.

>>79405731
you're a lucky guy

>>79405780
I know but unlucky not to be able to keep him.

>>79397976
15
To a qt hohol grill from Kyev.

i was 15 years olf 17 of august of 2005 in one of the greatest night of my teenages; it was a ''mask party'' on the beach with trance/progressive music. She was an american tourist (from Wisconsin) here for holidays for 20 days.

Never met her again in my whole life since there wasn't Facebook in 2005 (not here in north Italy at least), i didn't neither know her surname.

1.5
2.kindergarden teacher

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>I'm 21 but still virgin. More serious problem is to do my military duty until I am 30

>>79397976
This was always a normie board, faces of /int/ whole point was to mock racist /r9k/ aka /pol/