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Reported

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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/sep/11/manchester-arena-reopening-peter-kay-white-audience-bame

The only piece of news about Manchester worth caring about

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emily

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anime

What's the point of have a pass.

aAAAARRRGGHHHHnime

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>>79386183
>>79386184
sue

>>79386187
No captcha and less cooldown time inbetween posts. Really useful

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Things I am enjoying these days:
Twin Peaks
Planescape: Torment
Dwarf Fortress
Raspberry pis
YGYL Webms
My cat, Mitsy
Drinking tea
/brit/ threads

>>79386203
This post gave me an existential crisis

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>>79386200
wrong

that's not your gimmick

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True.

>>79386215
fedora bait

This is a colleague announcement can Sara please report to the toilets please, double greasy grime job

can't wait for all cars to eventually become electric and self driving

>>79386187
you cant post without one in China coz google is banned

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>>79386225

>>79386184
had an onahole wank to anime about an hour ago or so

>>79386241
nice meme petrol cars have better handling
source: my parents own an electric car and hate it

>>79386187
Gammar autocorrect

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any marxist leninist man in

>>79386265
did you not read the self driving part?

mong

For some reason I have no qualms about buying dildos, anal beads, and vibrators to put in my butthole, but simply will NOT even consider the idea of buying an onahole or a fleshlight

i just think theyre for losers

Had enough of the so-called Dutchman for now

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>>79386153

>>79386292
off to bed leftypol, school tomorrow

>>79386261
hope a spider crawls in your damned onahole

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hmm
probably nothing
dumb trumplets probably just want another terrorist attack to satisfy their autism

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>>79386292
nah mate, marxist-sargonism for me

>>79386241
Don't have a Driver's Licence, so I'd particularly benefit from the advent of self-driving cars.

Had sex once and enjoyed it

>>79386315
would fuck her so hard that when I pulled out I'd be crowned king arthur

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sue

>>79386319
well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed early to catch the worm, or is it the bagel?

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Egészségedre!

>>79386320
hot

>>79386325
Driving is really fun though. And passing the test is really easy if you study for a day beforehand (no classes).

>>79386302
m8 you're gay

Could really eat some smarties

first time i had sex: enjoyed it
second time: did not enjoy
third time: was ambivalent
fourth time: enjoyed it
fifth time: enjoyed it
sixth time: did not enjoy it

i wonder what will happen next time

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Fegyverbe!
Fegyverbe!

>>79386300
five times more likely to get into accidents
http://time.com/4098303/self-driving-cars-accident/

>>79386265
cretinus maximus

>counting the amount of times you've had sex
't'sm

>>79386405
pop-sci is for cretins

>>79386399
>technology can never improve
retard

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41203789

the so called impartial bbc

found Lynch throwing clearly pointless subplots that went nowhere or had little or no bearing on the show overall into S3 quite annoying 2bh

I know thats his 'thing' but he overdid it and it was really distracting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KFzfK94i2I

state of tim

>>79386426
long, long way to go. pipe-dream

>>79386425
>pop-sci is for cretins
no sweetie they will be the majority by 2030

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All good here on the Florida coast buds

>>79386394
first time had sex was a nervous wreck and couldn't stay hard so I ended up not cumming
second time stayed hard but couldn't cum
3rd time was rock hard and came in like 5 minutes
all with same girl, bless her soul

>>79386431
this is literally infowars level conspiracy shit

BBC is finished

I fucking hate 4chan
too many bitter dickheads who only want to spread how shit they feel.

Great concept but attracts the wrong crowd

>>79386450
doubt it, most people love driving. electric maybe

>>79386446
really stretching it aren't you

manchild

>>79386432
lynch is an overrated hack

>>79386451
Arent whirlybois coming your way?

>>79386451
that place looks familiar

>>79386465
That's how I felt about tumblr and Imgur's community (which a lot of my friends use).

>>79386469
you're the numale that wants a self driving car lamo

>>79386451
why do florida pools all those structures around them?

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FWP (Fuck-White-People)

>>79386475
No the whirlybois all left they're up in Alabama now

No damage at all here, superior brick housing

>>79386504
they all look so american

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>improving technology means youre a numale

>>79386465
Try Reddit

>>79386465
liked and subscribed

All whites get the bullet come the revolution.

>>79386463
t. bot

the chad nonce hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxjYqzOWDM

>>79386515
Fortunate for you

also why do american houses all have exactly the same tiles?

>>79386523
sanctimonious virtue signalling faggots

need a nice middle ground

welcome to south america

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=8e9_1467487024

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>electric is better than petrol

>>79386503
You ever been to Florida? No mosquitoes or other bugs under the screen, same with geckos and anoles, halves sunburn risk, and keeps leaves and other things out of the pool

>>79386537
>framed picture of a wolf on the wall

Religions are adaptive delusional systems to help humans deal with mortality

The Netherlands poster is a complete spastic

reckon he's about 13-14 years old

>>79386565
doesn't it make it even hotter because of the sunburn factor

>>79386549
Just use the hobby boards. /his/ /out/ /k/ /sci/ /news/ /x/ all have nice enough members

finnish is the only nationality on my "want to fuck" list i havent ticked off yet

ive done chinese, japanese, arabian, american and scottish, but i still have never met a SINGLE finn irl, let alone a gay finn

reeee where are they all hiding????
ffs

>>79386547
What tiles? You mean bricks? We don't but there isn't much variance in brick anyway

Ours is light, our neighbors are red

>>79386571
you'd get it if you followed his channel

>>79386608
the roof tiles

>>79386590
best to ignore him

>>79386571
accurately conveys his spirit and aura

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>79386598
No, doesn't affect temperature, wind can get through a screen lol

Plus you don't need heat for a sunburn, you can get burned in snow due to reflectivity

>Leaded fuel

mad how this lowered the global IQ by about 10, spiked violence/crime and caused trillions in lost economic potential

>>79386644
no, can you give me a quick rundown?

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i am addictied to gay romance webcomics
im not even gay

wtf is happening

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need a poo but people are awake and near the toilets
only like pooing at night

>>79386652
I meant greenhouse not sunburn
I also thought the screen was some sort of tinted glass

>the "24 hour" asda

i feel like we've all been on this general so long but we still don't even really know each other at all. i think we should each introduce ourselves with our (first) name, where we're from, what our hobbies are, and what the weirdest/most unique thing about us is

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Need a Latina to sit on my face

>>79386665
a meme too good for this world

>>79386618
Oh shingles,idk most states do but here in Florida there's a shit ton of Spanish tile as well

If it ain't broke don't fix it is all I can figure

first time i had sex: I really didn't want to do it but my wife insisted. Very weird, and I still don't understand what happened. I did not enjoy it.
second time: six months later the ol'missus wanted another go on my rocket ship. I told her we already did it once, and I don't want to do it again. She said she had this new position she was sure I would like. She took my penis, put it in her mouth, and mastecated on it like a small monkey eating a banana. My semen discharged in her mouth, which really embarrassed me. I tried to help her clean it up, but no sooner was I reaching for a hand towel than she had swallowed my semen into her. This is when I'd taken good notice of how strange this whole sex thing is.
third time: back to classic missionary. I did what a man has to do. I'm still confused what the point is, but my wife seems to love it.
fourth time: This is when we had established a rigid sex schedule. To manage my wife's hysteria, the first Sunday of every month is our sex day. Gotta keep that pussy on a leash.
fifth time: She wanted me to do this thing with my fingers which I objected to, but what she affectionately called her "hand-job" was rather relaxing and I give her kudos for inventing it.
sixth time: did not enjoy it

>>79386670
same lad, ive adapted pretty well and can go over a week without shitting

>>79386537
this lad gay?

i'd love to suck his willy

>>79386687
*spares you*

>>79386668
such a shit comic I feel sorry for you

>>79386671
Nah it's a very very fine and tight webbing

>>79386690
no

>>79386547
Our "tiles" are based off of the country that colonized the state btw.

hate it when I make a post on reddit and I get downvoted for no good reason

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3595946/No-electricity-no-antibiotics-no-beds-no-soap-devastating-look-inside-Venezuela-s-crisis-struck-hospitals-7-babies-die-day-bleeding-patients-lie-strewn-floor-doctors-try-operate-without-tools.html

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imagine if edinburgh was built out of that lovely honey-coloured Headington Quarry stone instead of mucky dark grey wankstone they have now

>>79386741
muh sanctions, it isn't socialism ok

>>79386737
really hate this post, get a grip you runt

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>>79386671
It's a mesh screen, not glass. They're common on windows and doorways anywhere with lots of insects.

>>79386690
he looks incredibly autistic so I'd say so

>>79386629
>>79386590
hes based as fuck, you sound extremely butthurt

>>79386737
It's Moe's Law. Everytime you feel good about yourself, the Universe will cut you down.

>>79386681
sombra got me into latinas desu

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>>79386688
>>79386670
actual state of you

there was one lad that lived with us in uni who was like you runts, wouldn't see him for months at a time, rarely saw him cooking or leaving or entering the house. Even though there were 9 lads in the house besides him and frequent guests no one ever saw him.

Pinnacle runtdom, always had a good laugh about his freakishness

>>79386741
i think i can glean the articles full content from the url so i wont click

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>>79386741

>>79386779
Horrible taste

>>79386776
i love that your country will no longer be white

>>79386590
>if you disagree with me you are underage
Good post, John

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>>79386754
i believe you mean Quartzarenite and Litharenite my good man

>>79386804
He's not a swede though.

>>79386805
you've been posting some clinically retarded shit for quite some time today

:

who else here /killwhitey/

>>79386789
>10 people living in a house

was it at least a big house?

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>>79386688
feels
>>79386789
fuck off

>>79386789
where did you even get that from you illiterate mong
no problem going into communal areas, really do not care. if someone could be listening to me having a shit, thats when my autism flares up

the website is giving me grief

>>79386793
actually feel very bad for these people

Anglos are not white

want to befriend a brazilian and betray him

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Bath stone is the superior English rock.

>>79386843
yeah it was a 10 bedroom house
massive, we would all just be chilling in the living room playing games and watching films or all sit in the kitchen playing cards and drinking/getting stoned

great time desu

My name's Tim, AMA

>>79386635
I find the things like that that americans do hilarious

>>79386736
mcmansion mart tiles?

>>79386603
arabian isn't a nationality and Finns are extremely autistic it'll be hard
>>79386834
I don't care, I don't have as much time invested in an autism simulator like you

Hmm when cars become driverless they can just be huge luxury boxes

you could sleep in them whilst riding

loving the future

want to befriend a finn and love him

whites dominate the minds of shitskins on this board

>>79386741
is that a coke bottle used as a hospital tool

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*poos everywhere*

>>79386292
Here

not pooing around others is the smart and intelligent move

our ancestors avoided predators by only pooing on their own

>>79386879
yeah and the government can turn them on and off too

>>79386878
I don't think you need to simulate autism desu

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>whites dominate the minds of shitskins on this board

hate uni
love doing nothing

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>>79386870
>yeah it was a 10 bedroom house
how fucking rich were you and your mates

always feel very anxious and uncomfortable around people

>>79386906
why's that fedora?

xanax is satan

>>79386864
they're just fair, like how albinos are fair but not white

>>79386922
I think he is the chinese teenager

>>79386904
I know just get you to do that for me

>>79386910

we were students, it didn't cost more than living elsewhere since the cost was split between 10 people, Basically a mansion from the mid 1800s when loads of rich people lived in that area

>>79386870
normie die

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hwewo iz dis /bwit/

>>79386864
>pink nips
wrong

>>79386884
looks like its being used as a counterweight

>>79386947
HEWWO 0w0

can safely say ive not once entered a home bargains, wonder if it's alright

>>79386937
lel rekt

ah yes the autists are arguing over what makes you white

>>79386945
you can try and kill me, but you're too runty to succeed

Reminder lying is a mental illness

You aren't smart or funny either, you are painfully obvious and people chat shit about you behind your back

https://twitter.com/DSAPraxis/status/905294403220238336
weebs are evolving

People who say "just chillin'" are brain-dead inside. I tend to not associate myself with their kind.

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posted on instagram
its been 5 min and i got no likes yet

should i delete it or not?
what would the perfect man do?

>>79386973
>Reminder lying is a mental illness
wrong

its no longer a discussion around ideology or opinion ... electric cars ARE coming. whether we want them or not

the vast majority of people (citation needed) were extremely fearful of electricity at first and with very good reason cause it was dangerous as fuck and its initial applications were minimal to inconsequential ... but those in the know knew it was here and there was no going back

no amount of candle and horse advocacy was going to stop it

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>>79386937

just chillin'

>>79386982
isn't that just a yank thing?

>>79386973
Some people need to be lied to because they quite literally can't handle the truth

>>79386982
just chillin with da boys

>>79386985
I posted a picture that I took and really liked and it only got 1 like the day after

>>79386973
lying is part of the game

everyone has a persona

>>79387009
no

HE DECAY OF LYING: A PROTEST.-- One of the chief causes that can be assigned for the curiously commonplace character of most of the literature of our age is undoubtedly the decay of Lying as an art, a science, and a social pleasure. The ancient historians gave us delightful fiction in the form of fact; the modern novelist presents us with dull facts under the guise of fiction. The Blue-Book is rapidly becoming his ideal both for method and manner. He has his tedious document humain, his miserable little coin de la création, into which he peers with his microscope. He is to be found at the Librairie Nationale, or at the British Museum, shamelessly reading tip his subject. He has not even the courage of other people's ideas, but insists on going directly to life for everything, and ultimately, between encyclopedias and personal experience, he comes to the ground, having drawn his types from the family circle or from the weekly washerwoman, and having acquired an amount of useful information from which never, even in his most meditative moments, can be thoroughly free himself.

The loss that results to literature in general from this false ideal of our time can hardly be overestimated. People have a careless way of talking about a "born liar," just as they talk about a "born poet." But in both cases they are wrong. Lying and poetry are arts — arts, as Plato saw, not unconnected with each other and they require the most careful study, the most disinterested devotion. Indeed,they have their technique, just as the more material arts of painting and sculpture have, their subtle secrets of form and colour, their craft-mysteries, their deliberate artistic methods. As one knows the poet by his fine music, so one can recognise the liar by his rich rhythmic utterance, and in neither case will the casual inspiration of the moment suffice.

>>79386973
nowt wrong with a bit of lying
also depending on the lie and liar, it can be hard to tell sometimes

no thanks mate

>>79387051
just give my cock a little suck please

>>79386985
it's 2am Henry

I maintain a police of extreme honesty so when I do have to lie no one will question me

>>79387042
Here, as elsewhere, practice must precede perfection. But in modern days while the fashion of writing poetry has become far too common, and should, if possible, be discouraged, the fashion of lying has almost fallen into disrepute. Many a young man starts in life with a natural gift for exaggeration which, if nurtured in congenial and sympathetic surroundings, or by the imitation of the best models, [9/10] might grow into something really great and wonderful. But, as a rule, he comes to nothing. He either falls into careless habits of accuracy, or takes to frequenting the society of the aged and the well-informed. Both things are equally fatal to his imagination, as indeed they would be fatal to the imagination of anybody, and in a short time he develops a morbid and unhealthy faculty of truth-telling, begins to verify all statements made in his presence, has no hesitation in contradicting people who are much younger than himself, and often ends by writing novels which are so lifelike that no one can possibly believe in their probability. This is no isolated instance that we are giving. It is simply one example out of many; and if something cannot be done to check, or at least to modify our monstrous worship of facts, Art will become sterile, and beauty will pass away fro, the land.

in other words:
>>79386973 is a gay twat

why do brits have two taps? are you really that poor after brexit

>>79387009
I hear aussies say it.
I just get irritated asking how someone is and they say "bored" or "just chillin'."
Want to fucking bash their heads in but that's not the christian thing to do so I won't.

still laughing at this thread
https://twitter.com/ammosexualist/status/906183976502603776

*awoos*

>>79387090
because you're a retard

>>79387085
>>79387042
Stop spamming you fucking idiot

>I maintain a police

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>>79387074
youve done this before
and i still dont understand what this means

>>79387090
how many should we have

>>79387082
>police
is you dizzy pham

>>79386871
tim nice but dim?

>>79387090
one's for hot water
other's for cold water

>>79387106
>>79387116
a simple typo
don't shit yerselves

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>I maintain a police of extreme honesty so when I do have to lie no one will question me

>>79387096
why's there so many communists on twitter

>>79387090
your mum drinks from my tap

>>79387090
We have become so rich after Brexit we can afford to have two.

>>79387109
one like the civilised world
>>79387126
yeah but we all have one tap that alternates between the two, what if you need to make lukewarm water to wash your hands, can't really put your hand under a scolding hot tap
>>79387130
e isn't beside y at all

sometimes turn on reddit flags to see who's been making the bad posts
some of them consistently post rubbish but the really blatantly awful ones are never reddit-flaggers
i was a bit surprised

>>79387140
>>>79387096
>why's there so many communists on twitter Anonymous 09/12/17(Tue)10:21:28 No.79387144>>79387090
>your mum drinks from my tap
>>79387140
>>79387140
>>79387140
>>79387140

>>79387126
what if you want regular heat water

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>Reminder lying is a mental illness
>You aren't smart or funny either, you are painfully obvious and people chat shit about you behind your back

>>79387155
when people have an identity they refrain from making awful posts because they want their ego to remain intact

unironically don't believe in god

>>79387153
>types in lowercase only just like me and soesn't use punctuation
monkey see monkey do

>>79387153
most newer sinks/houses/whatever will have the single tap thing

also the hot water tap isn't going to be that hot unless you run it for a minute

>>79387140
plenty of monarchists, fascists, reactionaries, traditionalists and nationalists on there too

>>79387153
so you've only got one and we've got 2. we've got more. we're at least 100% wealthier tap-wise than you

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>Some people need to be lied to because they quite literally can't handle the truth

its too kees awey

>>79387177
yeah this must be it i guess
doesn't stop 190 or the dutch poster though

lying?

oh you mean "not telling people the full truth on matters"?
nothing wrong with that
what they don't know won't hurt them

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>HE DECAY OF LYING: A PROTEST.-- One of the chief causes that can be assigned for the curiously commonplace character of most of the literature of our age is undoubtedly the decay of Lying as an art, a science, and a social pleasure. The ancient historians gave us delightful fiction in the form of fact; the modern novelist presents us with dull facts under the guise of fiction. The Blue-Book is rapidly becoming his ideal both for method and manner. He has his tedious document humain, his miserable little coin de la création, into which he peers with his microscope. He is to be found at the Librairie Nationale, or at the British Museum, shamelessly reading tip his subject. He has not even the courage of other people's ideas, but insists on going directly to life for everything, and ultimately, between encyclopedias and personal experience, he comes to the ground, having drawn his types from the family circle or from the weekly washerwoman, and having acquired an amount of useful information from which never, even in his most meditative moments, can be thoroughly free himself.
>The loss that results to literature in general from this false ideal of our time can hardly be overestimated. People have a careless way of talking about a "born liar," just as they talk about a "born poet." But in both cases they are wrong. Lying and poetry are arts — arts, as Plato saw, not unconnected with each other and they require the most careful study, the most disinterested devotion. Indeed,they have their technique, just as the more material arts of painting and sculpture have, their subtle secrets of form and colour, their craft-mysteries, their deliberate artistic methods. As one knows the poet by his fine music, so one can recognise the liar by his rich rhythmic utterance, and in neither case will the casual inspiration of the moment suffice.

The Dutch should've been abolished after the Napoleonic wars. These days they're intolerable with their daft accents

>>79387203
he's based though

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resisting the urge

>>79387226
nazis should have genocided them

Ballsack smells like pancakes

forgot it was 9/11

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>>79387226
why? love the dutch xx

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>unironically don't believe in god

>>79387226
Our accent is pretty horrid

I only ever tell varying degrees of lies. I'm very good at keeping track of my fictions, and have yet to be caught. I haven't told anyone my real name in 12 years. You can call me Edward.

>>79387261
vocaroo

>>79387248
*puts sugar on it*

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>The Dutch should've been abolished after the Napoleonic wars. These days they're intolerable with their daft accents

>>79387265
hey edward you in BC?

>have lied so much that I've forgotten what is real

help

the chinese teen is spamming his hats

also don't believe in god

>>79387226
terrible idea

only 200,000 dutch died as a result of the nazi invasion

should have been in the millions

Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.

>>79387284
t.Citizen of New Holland

>>79387285
Who isn't these days?

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the gf

I'm the smartest person on 4chan

>>79387294
somalian

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interesting...

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>only 200,000 dutch died as a result of the nazi invasion

>should have been in the millions

>no tesla superchargers in his town

screaming

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dictator morty was really cool, best episode this season

*gets called a member of the alt-right by the mainstream media*

>>79387308
för helvete

>>79387325
Blame Canada

*gets schwifty*

>>79387249
when did you last wank

>>79387321
>Lib dems

Refuse to believe this is real.

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reeeee why won't everyone in my house go to bed
need a big poo RIGHT FUCKING NOW

northern england is best england

need to do a small poo

>>79387321
actually is quite interesting
might give this a ponder

>>79387371
so glad mummy let me have the room with the large en suite

>>79387321
Legitimately interesting desu.
Thanks for posting this.

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just found out that allison brie has nudes

i really love living in this timeline

>>79387310
copycat

i'm the only one here that typed in lowercase only before my flag attracted your down syndrome ass here

>>79387367
wanking on 9/11 would be disrespectful

...next post is doubles

>>79387321
>working class is the class that doesn't like communism the most
really makes you think

>>79387388
looking at photos of a woman naked without her consent is despicable

>>79387390
I'll start typing in upper, sorry. 2bh I only came here to smear your name for a bit of banter haha but I like it here.

>>79387431
>>79387431
>>79387431
>>79387431

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>>79387404
>>79387404
>>79387404
New

The kids on Twitch are bullying me again ;_;

>>79387443
>>79387444
fuck off you pair of retards. there's 50 posts left

>>79387409
Scriptfag

>>79387443
>>79387444
this is what happens when you let yanks into your threads

the spanish inquisition condemned all the 3 million inhabitants of present day netherlands to death

dutch men were gruesomely tortured before being burned alive and dutch women were usually buried alive

however due to english intervention, the dutch were not exterminated

whats it like to have a girl wrap her legs around you while shes cumming and you feel her pussy like jiggling around inside or whatever

like

is that awesome or what always imagined thats like awesome and shit

>>79387485
what a mistake

>>79387321
tories surprisingly fash