why are germans such fucking buzzkills all the time?

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>>79367492
>2 dip 4 mi

>>79367596
you will die

>>79367651
Good

>>79367777
you will not exist

>>79367492
Pretty much.

>>79367492
I have drinken a bit, I'll bite the bait.
I do believe life is meaningless.
But that's because I am a filthy, brown, unwashed brazillian.
I never asked to be born, tbqh.
It just happened.
I am a NEET.
I do not know what my life will become.
I think I will kill myself soon.
r8 pls
i'm very drunk

>>79367880
Killing yourself is meaningless.

60 or so years is better than never existing at all. Enjoy your life.

>>79367925
So is life.
Everything is meaningless.
i just want the pain not to feel ike pain anymore
please make it stop.

>>79367880
>bait
but this is literally your future
not a single flaw in there

>>79367963
>Enjoy your life.
and then you will die

>>79368016
Nihilist threads are made fun on 4chan because of how exagerated they are.
When you make a thread like this, is obvious that you are looking for attention.

>>79368081
>exagerated
but thats your future
every scientist will confirm this

>>79367492
yes, so i will take life slowly and have pets and kids and one day will meet my sweet german penpal so don't be such a buzzkill plz

>>79368150
merkel, please stop.

>>79368186
you will die
your pet will die
your children will die

>>79368221
she will stop one day
she will die

>>79368226
Relax Hans we know your kind is mentally handicapped. I'll keep enjoying life despite it's struggles while you sit alone in your room wasting dat sweet oxygen

>>79368226
death feels like nothing and pain never killed anyone

my pets already died, i got new ones

have never had family die tho guess it is alright

>>79368226
i will not have children, for i am a homosexual.
i will die alone.
i am sorry.

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>>79367492
>baby's first existential crisis

>>79368292
and you will die

>>79368333
>death feels like nothing and pain never killed anyone
many people die in pain
then they do not exist anymore

>my pets already died, i got new ones
they will die too

>>79368364
you will die

>>79367492
So who gives a heck, about life everybody knows that. The point of life are expirience and knowledge.

>>79368441
You're an asshole. Why don't you just kill yourself if you're so obsessed with death tho. And stop trying to shit on everyone else's parade

>>79367492
ikibey bence abartıyorsun.

>>79368441
>you will die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
Crawling in my skin

>>79368515
>The point of life are expirience and knowledge.
both will die with you

>>79368526
tell me how to die painless

your ultimate goal in life should be a painless death

>>79368564
i dont understand you sorry

>>79367492
Sometimes I wonder if a brain just similar enough to our own is formed once in a while in such a way that it has the properties that makes you feel like you. It won't be you but what if it felt like you? Does that sound crazy?

>>79368441
>you will die
so will toy. and the atlas.

>>79368526
killing oneself is not as easy, because youneed to overcpome theevolutuonatef desiare tostay alive.

>>79368576
one of the members died
the others will die too

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ikibey you got to stop worrying about dying, Greeks we don't worry about anything.

>>79368611
it would die too

>>79367492
No, I will not die.

>>79368695
But you don't know if this is the only universe or if it doesn't go into cycles or something.

>>79368605
>both will die with you
Yeah nah, everything have a patterns. Even if universe will die there are will be something useful. Like an psy-trail experience and knowledge. Everything goes around on spiral. I bet before Earth there are was some other guman civilisations more advanced then ours. and they are still remain their useful information.

>>79368744
you will die

>>79368760
read op again

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>>79368744
everyone dies, even Death herself

>>79368605
Ohh so you're a nihilist AND a pussy

>>79368644
But music don't.

>>79368817
you will die

>>79368690
i do and im 100000000000000000000000000000000000% greeeek

>>79368605
>tell me how to die painless
bullet to the head? fall down a skyscraper? overdose and fall unconscious?

>>79368865
it doesnt matter
you will die

>>79368866
read op again

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>>79368690
>tfw greek
>tfw thanatophobic since i was 9

>>79368865
this lol

>>79368889
>overdose
hard to do.

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>>79368874

>>79368889
are you sure its 100% painless?

>>79368931
heh, i dowload the Poisoner's Handbook and all the physiological consequences of overdosing
basically dying hurts no matter what. just be graceful and bear it

>>79368931
not really, I swallowed 50 aspirines once and it was easy as fuck

>>79368870
Who cares, Life is for mortals. Also I didn't asked for this.

>>79368831
>you will die
nein

>>79368950
yes, why?

>>79368981
life is meaningless
and you will die

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>>79369029

>>79369029
we know we will die, shut the fuck up already

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>>79369043

>>79368938
because i feel so bad alll the time
i cant help it. sorry.

>>79368967
i have had a bunch of bacolfen with some other cns relaxants. it wasn't enough. i satyed om tje hospital for 35 daya.x it was awful.

>>79368975
no. i would have survvoivedc thatl

>>79369010
you will die

>>79369013
how do you know?

>>79369056
leave the thread
and you will die one day

Hitler will live forever in our hearts.

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Computer and internet have been things in my life so far

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>>79369066
>>79369043

>>79369029
the meaning of life is that it ends
that's the only thing wrong in your OP
yes you have to do your best to live happily and brand the universe. some brands never fade. turning into a legend before time runs out

>>79369079
how's your kidneys?

>>79369029
It doesn't matter, you won't know you're dead after you die. Even if you were remembered for quadrillion years. You wouldn't even experience it.

>>79369029
Nein, death is just losing memories.

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>>79369093
>Hitler will live forever in our hearts.

>>79369093
hitler died
you will die

>>79369095
they will break
and you will die

People die when they are killed.

>>79369079
the fatal dose is 39 500mg aspirines for a 62kg man. so unless you're a fatass you would have diedn

>>79368950
>bullet to the head

Time: Microseconds unless you are unlucky (mins/hours)
Certainty: Certain
Notes:Painless if worked, otherwise painful & brain damage. Danger of discovery of weapon or ammunition. Brain damage & other effects if you survive. Death either instantaneous, or prolonged. Lots of will power needed to fire gun ('hesitation marks' are bullets/pellets embedded in the wall, when you jerk the gun as you fire). Bullet can miss vital parts in skull, deflect off skull. If you have a choice, use a shotgun rather than a rifle of a pistol, since it is so much more effective. Ammunition to use is: .458 Winchester Magnum, or soft-point slugs with .44 Magnum. Also you could use a sabot round, which is a plastic wedge with a smaller thing in it. These rounds are rather overkill, the phrase "elephant gun" has been used about the .458 Winchester, but if you're going to go, do it with a bang. Note, people usually survive single .22 shots to the temples. The other problem with guns is that is is bloody messy. Your next of kin will really _enjoy_ cleaning up after you, washing the coagulated blood & brains out of corners etc...

>>79369112
i do not know.
i do not do this often

>>79369115
>You wouldn't even experience it.
if something goes wrong
you will

>>79369122
you will not exist

meh

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>>79369159

>>79369173
i am a fatsass

116 kg dose
i swear. i m duknk right now. i cannot type proérlty. sorry

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>>79369203

>>79369181
well i'm too lazy to look up what you took and the overdose effects. all i know is what you been through: stomach washing, vomiting, observation, psychologist bothering you, parents crying, etc. did i guess right?

>>79369203
you will die

>>79369200
How do I know I exist?

>>79369095
such a qt kot. what happened to its leg?!

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>>79367926
>>79367926
>>79367926
>>79367926
##!!!#!!32667282666

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>>79369256
How do you know you don't?

>>79369256
you will die

Shotgun

Time: Instantanious if you are lucky
Certainty: Fairly certain
Notes: This is the recommended way to die by firearm. Problem here is that its amazingly messy - who is going to pick the festering lumps of gore out of the carpet? Another problem is that it is possible to miss your brain entirely, and just blow off your face instead.

>>79369241
no soy el brasilero pero si, es eso mismo
de psiquiátrico en psiquiátrico

>>79369247
ty

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>>79369291
>>79369256

>>79369173
what type of aspirines do u need to overdose and die

>>79369291
How do I know, I am don't?

>>79369311
you will die

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>>79369339
How do you not know, that you are?

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>>79369256
Berkeley pls leave

>>79369306
bueno por si no creías en el infierno te cuento que eso exactamente es :¬)

>>79369345
Don't worry. We continue as the universe itself.

Jumping off buildings

Time: Instantanious if you are lucky, minutes/hours otherwise
Certainty: 90% for 6 stories, increasing after that
Notes: Difficult to overcome fear of heights, many people can't do it. Totally painless if high enough, but very frightening. Easily discovered if seen on/near roof/windows. Access fairly easy in a city, otherwise difficult. Risk of spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair. Ever tried killing yourself if you are paralysed from the neck down? Email conversations suggest 10+ stories works ALMOST all of the time. Try to land on concrete.Quote - "9 out of 10 people who fall 6 stories will die". Note that it may take a while for many of those 90% to die.

>>79369402
no we will not exist

>>79368950
What does it matter really if it's not painless? You will be dead, like you yourself keep saying
>>79368938

>>79369456
this, it doesn't matter if you suffer a bit before dying

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>>79369509
it matters if you survive though

>>79369509
>>79369456
it does while you exist

>>79369508
personalmente, cuando estuve en la baranda de un 5to piso, no tuve las pelotas para saltar, aunque lo único que queria era morir

>>79369451
in a recent dream i saw myself jumping over a bridge

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>>79369456
>>79369371
>>79369369
>>79369345

>>79369607
el dolor que le iba a dejar a mi familia. creo que sentí pena mas que miedo

>>79369452
We will not exist in this form but the stuff we're made of will continue in this universe. We will be still here in another form, mang.

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>>79369624
>Why worry?
because you haven't paid dembts yet

>>79369652
matter doesnt matter

cut your hair and you will still exist
if you die, you will not exist anymore

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>>79369717

>>79369728
tenia 50 aspirinas en el estomago, justamente en caso de que sobreviviera

>>79369971
de cuántos miligramos quisiste preguntar

>>79367492
what happened to that human?

>>79370203

radiation in japan i think

>>79370203
same that will happen to you

>>79370203
hes a victim of some japanese nuclear accident. he was effected by high radiation and got burn because of that, but he was kept alive for couple of days for research purposes for some reason.

supposedly that picture is his flesh melting because of extreme genetic mutation due to radiation

>>79367492
Everything you said is true. Thats why I enjoy every single second of it

I dont have fear of talking to women, failing my exams, travelling to unkown places...because after all, I will die.

There is literally no point of living, besides maybe having children to pass on your genes, and part of yourself into the future and humanity as whole.

Other than that. Nothing. So I just fuck, drink, and travel

>>79370263
he was kept alive for 83 days, horrifying shit

>>79370381
>Thats why I enjoy every single second of it
it doesnt matter
you will die

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>thread about death gets all the attention
>on /int/

>>79370427
nips are brutal

>>79370477
indeed

>>79370512
you will die

>>79367492
>And even if, by some amazing cross-dimensional magic, the "human race" (whatever it looks like by then) has survived and figures out how to teleport to another dimension, no one will have thought of you personally for a trillion years and never will again.
Resurrecting all the people that ever lived seems like a rather easy feat compared to crossing dimensions.

>>79370629
are you afraid of dying anon?

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>>79367963
This.
>>79368051
Oh boo fucking hoo. So what?

>>79370656
"if"

>>79370668
it doesnt matter
you would die with the answer

>>79370729
nothing
you will die and not exist anymore

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>>79370668
i read it with pic's voice

>>79370730
are yoy the same spammer that spams how slavs are subhumans?

>>79370806
it doesnt matter
you would die with the answer

>>79370863
you are kek
I love your shitposting man

>>79370926
>shitposting
its your future with 100% accuracy

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>>79370863
Can god die if he is already dead?

>>79370997
god doesnt exist

>>79367822
Even better.

>>79371041
you will die

Heh, hans just saw Rick and Morty and is feeling ""deep""

Humans are meaning-manufacturing-machines. Value is entirely subjective and all you can do is create meaning in your life that you find valuable. You have no consciousness after death so whatever happens afterwards should not concern you. The short pain of dying cannot possibly overcome the long trajectory of life with all its ups and downs.

Live for yourself, but recognize that humans are inherently social animals that are programmed to respond positively to helping others and to find it enjoyable. The lack of "meaning" you perceive in existing philosophies doesn't mean they are without value to those that hold them. People are fundamentally similar, so trying to find your own meaning in what gives others their meaning is a good place to start, even if you don't fully believe in the underlying assumptions. It's the process that provides meaning rather than purely the result. As they say, life's about the journey, not the destination.

>>79371328
you will die