/brit/

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keep /brit/ haram

doing a poo

© Alamy Stock Post

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TWEET TWEET

>>79356751
love robins, me

so this is the real /brit/ yes?

>>79356751
excellent bird desu

finished narcos s3
was p. good

>>79356771
no

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god willing mates

*heems the expat nonce*

mad pakis hehe

Janitor pls

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CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP

age of consent is completely arbitrary

How old were you lads on 9/11? Do you remember it?

another year of redoing A levels

>>79356862
the mantra of the nonce

alri thailad?

>>79356862
how so?

>>79356862
so are human rights

everything abstract is just a spook tbqh

>>79356864
11
yes, it was jokes

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>summer is over

>>79356890
People develop at different times lad

>>79356890
the fact the world can't agree is proof enough

annoys me when we get called desert yanks

most of our land may be desert but nobody actually lives out there whereas in america they actually have major cities in their deserts

>>79356901
alri grandad

>>79356864
11 going on 12, yes. I was off school playing with knex.
>>79356878
alri

>>79356911
love summer. hate being cold. you're probably fat and ginger and scottish and have a sweat problem.

>>79356864
>day before 9/11 - was 15
>in IT class and we have to design our own newspapers and girl next to me asks me for story idea
>i've just finished reading rainbow 6 for the 3rd time
>tell her to lead with arab terrorists hijack plane
>next day 9/11. we're all absorbed with what happened
>IT class was last subject of the day, she boots up her PC and brings up her newspaper project and starts balling her eyes out and gives me a look i'll never forget

The King of Thailand, Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun (Rama X), is a bender.

>>79356915
>>79356916
still haven't explained why you consider it arbitrary

nonces

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>>79356939

>>79356864
was 6

it happened about a week after a local historic theatre burned down and i thought the two events were equally horrible in magnitude

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>263 days until Winter

>>79356864

12
It was mental

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>50 days till christmas

>>79356959
IF IT'S NOT ABRITRARY THEN CHILDREN IN SAUDI ARABIA DEVELOP FASTER THAN ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD

>>79356950
fake twix?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nELibmD6R0g

Niggers aren't human

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>The King of Thailand, Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun (Rama X), is a bender.

>>79356862
should be raised to 25, along with being allowed to drive and drink alcohol

your brain isn't fully formed until you're 25

>>79356974
t. fat and sweaty

>>79356864
10 lad. Didn't really bother me that much back then 2bh

>>79357004
Aldi knock off twix most likely

hate memes
love gimmicks

simple as

>>79356862

Girls should be legal as soon as their period starts since that's when nature has determined them ready to fuck

>>79357017
you're about 11 years past your sexual prime by then

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hate having to piss/shit after a shower.
feels like a waste now.

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always end up getting bored waiting for things to cook in the over and whip them out and start eating them half raw

have reported all nonceposters ITT to the relevant authorities

If you're not attracted to girls who are capable of reproduction because of an arbitrary law then you are spooked beyond belief

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very troubling

>>79357051
THAT'S WHY YOU DO THOSE THINGS BEFORE OR NOT AT ALL

redpill me on overstaying your visa in Australia

they'll let me off I'm a pure blooded anglo innit?

>>79357086
4 incher

>>79357095
they'll put you to work in the fields

>>79356802
>mfw theyre making the "only one god sign"
>mfw its meant to be a direct aggression towards non Muslims
Is it on brit or Australia ? Either way, your polices are handing your daughters vags to pigs and you don't even do anything. what is your problem ?

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>>79357092
didnt need one then did i

>>79357095
dunno don't need a visa to stay here

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there are actually lads on 4chan past the age of 25

>>79357136
you will be too

>>79357095
dunno don't need a visa to stay here

>>79357136
what, you think once you turn 25 you'll just stop coming here? you're here forever.

>>79357124
but xtians and jews also only believe in one god

>>79357136
Ha, I said the same thing and posted the same face

Fuck up idiot

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*necks a strong coffee*
right, who wants a fucking fight?

>>79357181
why would you 'neck' a coffee

>there is literally no reason anyone over 18 or 19 should be a virgin unless there is something incredibly wrong with them

Is this true

>>79357044
not really, the insane horny levels you get in your teens are because your body isn't used to processing all the hornones yet

>>79357196
I would lower that to 17 even

>>79357196
yes

t.23 y o virgin

>>79357196
yes

t. 23 y o virgin

>>79357196
18 is the cutoff point for normies then the next one is 21 considering you go to uni which makes you a failed normie, after that you're "weird"

>>79357224
>>79357238
hah 24 beat you

>>79357133
>>79357147
you got a settee I can kip on just until I get on my feet?

i'm sorry but we live in an age of unbridled slagginess, if you didn't lose your virginity in school you are literally defective

UUUGHHH FUCK FUUUUUUGHHH UUGHHHHH NNNGGG UUUHHHHGHHHHH NNNNNHHHUNNGGG HHHFNNNG FNNNNG UUUUUUUGUUH

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>not really, the insane horny levels you get in your teens are because your body isn't used to processing all the hornones yet

UUUUUUUUGHHHH HYESHHHHE YYEESS UUGHHHH HHNNG UUUUUUGHHH

would rather be a virgin than put in effort on a woman less than a 9/10

any lefty lads here?

Read this, it's a good insight into the inner machinations of the Labour Party in the last few decades

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2009/08/the-genius-of-peter-mandelson.html

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LOCK ME UP

>>79357285
>>79357259
good gimmick, reminds me that I need a wank

>>79357291
wish granted

not a virgin just a temporarily frustrated chad

>>79357298
>2009
dis nigga serious? fucking ancient history

being a virgin autist is a lifestyle choice to me

if you have sex you're a sellout

>>79357324
New Labour's effect on the country and the Labour Party is still deeply prominent

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>>79357298
>any lefty lads here?
>Read this, it's a good insight into the inner machinations of the Labour Party in the last few decades

>>79357352
no it isnt
shut up

>>79357372
no it isn't
be quiet

>Read this, it's a good insight into the inner machinations of the Labour Party in the last few decades
haha yeah nice one mate
*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>79357372
ignoramus

>>79357410
yes it is
zip it

>>79357415
wow really?
*starts following you*

>>79357445
thoroughly appalling

*sells postcards of the hanging*
*paints the passports brown*

>>79357445
where's corbyn?

someone make a funny

dog literally has his whole paw in his mouth
what a mong

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>>79357471
never going to happen

Wish I'd never bothered with sex desu lads but if I hadn't I'd probably be hung up on not having experienced it so I don't know what to think of the whole affair really.

the man who tells the men how to kick the ball has been fired

>>79357157
Xtians have this one-three god thing. Muslims do it more like a official "gang sign" though

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>>79357506
>de boer

dont understand why people are so obsessed with sex

t. 29 year old dateless virgin

>>79357445
Don't understand the Douglas-Home or Heath ones

what a shite thread

nermal was the biggest nigger cat in garfield

>>79357503
im not hung up on it
its pretty unfathomable to me actually

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>Hodgson expected to replace De Boer at Palace

Sex is overrated

Rick and Morty is painfully unfunny

Why is it the popular thing now?

>>79357628
not true

because its funny

>>79357564
what does that mean

>>79357628
it's actually quite good

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alri

>>79357632
>>79357662
Australians have a shit sense of humour

>>79357607
t.virgin post

>>79357642
I sometimes forget there are """adult""" people out there who only know Garfield from the filums
Nermal was Garfield's normie cousin in the original cartoon strip

>>79357628
you should know, being from reddit and all

ITS A BITTER SWEET
SYMPHONY
THAT-ATS LI-IFE

>>79356864
4
not at all

>>79357719
I'm from imgur and memecenter actually

*forces your head*

garnigger the nigger

Might have some ice cream.

*bangs you the fuck out*

/brit/ is the shining capital of /int/

send the buggers back

PUMP UP THE JAM LADS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

don't understand why some people want to put their willys and tongues where girls poo from

>>79357831
girls don't poo

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>gf comes home from work in tights

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>>79357831
Because they don't like it
t. misogynist

>>79357831
you want to do a lot of weird shit when you're aroused

hewwo bwit! owo

You absolute mong, the reason we have so many Pakistanis raping English girls is because of Farage's beloved commonwealth immigrants, the reason we have an acid attack culture in this country is because of Farage's beloved commonwealth immigrants not because of the EU or Europeans the reason we have honour killing as a routine part of life is again not because of Poles, Italians, Spaniards, French, Lithuanians or any other grouping of European people's that are in our country but because of the influx of Asians and Africans from Farage's beloved commonwealth.
You're an idiot. This is you.
Lose weight you fat cunt.

>>79357877
hahaha yeah love it when this happens

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keep having dreams where I rape someone

2 minutes, deciphering that cryptic post

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>>79357906

What an utterly dumb general.

>>79357923
had a dream like that last night
very troubling

>>79357916
wtf mate.

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>>79357830
Takes me back to
>being 10 years old
>wearing a massive corduroy jacket
>walking into the dark, smoky, strobe-lit disco
>buying pic related
>drinking it while i play the arcade games

*gets shot*

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BELOVED

COMMONWEALTH

IMMIGRANTS

>>79357923
you know how when you get a song stuck in your head the best thing to do is to listen to it

Keep having dreams where some bender is trying to rape me

aussie girl agrees to marry Mr for a passport if I can smuggle in a key of coke

not sure what to do

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keep having dreams

Keep having dreams where I am getting my willy sucked by a cute girl for the first time.

don't stop believing

>>79358015
REPORT HER TO THE POLICE

woke up around 7 and then went back to sleep
been drifting in and out of sleep for 3 hours now and I feel absolutely bollocksed

Keep having dreams where nigger fart box gets peached

>>79358039
shut up you fucking snitch

>>79358036
Beat me to it.

never had a proper sex dream

>All these virgins who never even stuck their willies in their sisters

>>79358055
ALRI DRUG MULE

lads
happy 9/11 day

>>79358044
7am was 5 hours ago.

Your story doesn't check out.

>>79357992
notice how you say dreams and not nightmares

>>79358073
NO

Love having wanks me

>>79358068
incest is at the same time degenerate and patrician

only normies don't understand the fantasy

>>79358077
i fell asleep for 2 then woke up and started drifting in and out of naps
weird thing is at 7 I was fresh but now I'm so tired

swedish newspaper is declaring this kebab day

now what did they mean by that?

>>79358072
I've done nowt, pipe down

Heard that British people don't actually exist lads?

>>79358108
sweden has no culture so its a good thing you brought in immigrants to have national kebab day

>>79358095
Mate of mine said that the more energy you expend today, the more you'll be able to expend tomorrow. I think he had a point.

>>79358093
seems to be a pretty normie fantasy considering its all over porn sites these days

>>79358138
porn sites are ran by Jewish abnormies trying to push their flavour of the month fetishes

>>79358095
Sorry to say anon but it's cancer

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>ywn be a househusband

got home from the gym the other day and got all dizzy and woke up on the floor. got a bruise on my head from where i must have hit it. bit weird.

>>79358221
highly recomend going to a walk in clinic

good luck to richard branston his pickles are amazing

>>79358079
>Feeling threatened by effeminate men
Runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTrniza9wdU
ch(poo)n

would you a fat girl lads? giving it some serious thought, she has a really nice >personality

>>79358234
feel fine though, just got a bruise

Lads, who here /virgin/ & /virginisp/ ?

business idea: pretend to change gender then get into mma

oh wait...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbTRm4OBYU

>>79358270
yeah me! :)

Think I would die if I went to the gym lads.

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gonna sneak a load of assorted insects into Australia

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>>79358274
what happened?

>>79358269
healthy people don't randomly faint mate

anyone wanna bum??

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>it's a bob dylan harmonica solo

>>79358321
I know lad

>>79358334
already got one ta

>>79358327
nah it's fine, had only managed about 3 hours sleep each night for about a week so think the ol' brain just wanted a rest

Trying to download some music lads but pirate bay is down

Where else can I go?

just broke my 100m sprint record of 10.01 seconds
abs are really showing now
going to the doc tommorow to get my body fat tested, should be a new low ~11%
also just fainted

business idea: sex, with girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_c3RFccrY

>>79358372
rarbg?

anyone wanna

*calls you a nigger whilst livestreaming*
*gets my own article on the bbc*
haha... suckers

>>79358372
HMV, Tesco, FuckYourself

someone in this thread has taken THE biggest shit in the last 24hours
mental

>>79358406
>paying for music
Honestly can't believe people do this

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LADS

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/852558/migrant-murderer-Germany-Maria-Ladenburger-trial

>>79358266
like it
quite mellow and easy

is getting t b h, f a m, s m h banned the most site-relevant thing /brit/ has done?

>>79358419
someone in this thread is the ugliest/biggest loser
t. recon it's me

>>79358340
do not actually watch any of his videos so not sure what theyre like but it seems a bit weird to me that we're actually supposed to be outraged because he said nigger
if you like his videos and are subscribed why would you really think anything beyond "that was a bit daft"

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>recon
FOOL!!!!

>>79358387
It's not working lad

Do Southerners say daft like dahft?

>>79358491
What about mahsturbate

caring about the word nigger is a purely American phenomenon
the rest of the world sees it like any other word, like faggot, bitch, dick, cock, twat, ass/arse, cunt (another word only Americans are sensitive about)

so much for the land of the free

when did /brit/ lose their virginity
if never please state your age

>>79358506
literally like master bait

>>79358517
26 & never ever.

>>79358517
never 19

>>79358517
What counts as losing it? Had bj's at 19 but was scared of sex until about 21 before I let myself be penetrated

>>79358517
On my 18th birthday

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my waifu

>>79358517
20 to my first gf. I was her first. It was fine

>>79358558
benders not welcome

Favourite podcasts lads? I'm a cumtown man myself

>>79358544
thought all australians were chad bantsmasters
what happened?

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>>79358558

>>79358517
at 19

>>79358574
no god fearing women, they're all on the cock carousel

>>79358517
18 after prom night
vomited right after because I had drunk tons of peach juice and vodka

Famsmhtbh

>>79358573
carl donnelly & chris martin
it's funny

>>79358372
DIDN'T PIRATE BAY CLOSE DOWN YEARS AGO??????/

>>79358615
Proxy bay i mean. Haven't used it in atleast 6 months though

>>79358372
Its not down

UK ISPs have clamped down on all the proxies and such

Use a VPN

>>79358517
one day

>>79358430
>It was learned after his arrest that he had been arrested and sentenced to 10 years for attempted murder in Corfu in 2013 before coming to Germany seeking refuge in 2015. It remains unclear why Greece let him out of jail so quickly.
hmmm

>redditspacing thieves are in this thread right now
grim

>>79358517
15 to my mate's older sister

>>79358655
those bloody greek tricksters what are they like

>>>/b/744853020

ah yes

>>79358638
Dunno how to haha

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>>79358517
N/A
Prefer not to say

>>79358372
if you go on their twitter the first post is a link to the new mirror la

>>79358372
try searching for mega links in the /mu/ archive

>>79358372
https://interviewfor.red/en/index.html

>>79358694
this doesnt make any sense
how could the people in his 'male' life not notice that he has tits or looks totally different

>>79358672
does your mate know
did he give you an appropriate bashing

Thanks for the help lads.
Miss the days when pirating was easy as fuck

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House? More like Louse.

Techno? More like TechNO.

UK Garage? More like Yuck, Garbage.

Grime? More like Crime (against humanity).

Downtempo? More like Downstempo.

Drum and Bass? More like Dumb and Ass.

Breakbeat? More like Break your teeth and Beat it.

Jungle? More like correct because no one but chimpanzees listen to this nonsense.

cats

dl'd stuff off piratebay with absolutely no attempt to cover any tracks for the best part of 11 years before getting my first naughty letter

>>79358809
puttering at this

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*enters thread dressed in full nazi uniform*

PWAZE KEK!

make a new then would you

>>79358809
Read the pirate Bay comments. People will say whether it's being tracked or not. Usually it's just a handful of the most popular, latest films

>>79358800
what about hardcore

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>>79358800
>UK Garage? More like Yuck, Garbage.
will be stealing this

>>79358824
Sargon hates Nazis

>tfw haven't illegally downloaded anything since the days of bearshare
feels good not being so povvo I'm pushed into a life of crime

coffee is almost done

HATE racism

>>79358824
genuinely want to bloody sargon's face
indignant little twat he is

>>79358846
>bearshare
povvo limewire

>>79358870
bit racist myself but agree with your sentiment

waiting to see if there is a stage 2 to my poo lads

>>79358870
loves trumps hate :)

Theres a wealthy-ish street near me an all the houses have suddenly got identical electric gates and barriers
not sure what happened here

love trump's hate.

luv dump hat

Coffee machine is fucking broken takes half an hour to make a cup fucking shit fuck

love hate trumps

>>79358953
>>79358953
>>79358953


new


>>79358953
>>79358953
>>79358953

>>79358959
>285 posts
NO

>>79358959
early twat

Staying in this thread until AT LEAST 300.

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Utter spastic he is

>>79358517
29 never been on a date either

>>79358517
28 years old.

Was good.

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Hope Janny deletes the early new.

Also hope that OP kills himself.

>>79359094
Well, hello hun.

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>>79359132
alri lad

13 Aussie girls on MFC lads.

>>79359187
What's MFC?

is sophies natural hair red or blonde?

>>79359218
FONT

>>79359218
It's a cheeky webcam site where girls do lewd things for tokens (money)

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>>79359227
Dunno but it's nice.

its now safe to migrate

Hmm

HES HERE

BASED JANNY

jan jan jan is the man

>he's here

Thread Avenger here, just cracking open a bottle of bubbly.

he's here

>letting the so-called early thread go as long as this thread was active before the so-called early thread was made before deleting the so-called early thread

why does he delete threads he doesnt like?

cmon mate what you playing at

hahahahaahahahahahaahaahahahahah

new WHEN

>>79360277
Only when appropriate.

t. Thread Avenger.

>>79360292
>>79360292
>>79360292

>>79360283
we're past 310 now

fuck off with your unfunny forced gimmick

>>79360303
I will

When OPs of early new threads fuck off.

Until then, expect me.

Expect my Reddit spacing and abuse.