/isr/

first for australia

second for shakshouka

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>>79356636
3rd for gas the kikes

Here to take the trips.

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>3rd for gas the kikes

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could i pass as a local in israel

>>79356652
worse climate than israel
>>79356679
its not that great
>>79356695
Too late for that, should've done it when he had a chance
>>79356718
>nose meme

Thread theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8

>>79356743
Shut up nerd, it's nice and cool here

>>79356745
more like: https://youtu.be/5L-VKa8f4AY
>>79356761
>nerd

>>79356636
geber

>>79356773
bad theme
>>79356745
good theme

10th for tunisian jew chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y864xfKGMvc
>>79356743
it's not a meme semetic people (real jew) have big noses

>>79356795
ok
>>79356796
>this is supposed to be funny
>>79356801
that's still used as a meme around here

>>79356894
Nice

reeee

>>79356925
Why tho

Often wonder how different my life would be if I had a girlfriend.

>>79356982
the trip app is stupid

>>79357028
you wouldn't be a fucking loser that's for sure lmoa

>>79357120
Haha yeah. My parents wouldn't think I'm a complete failure. How is your situation mate?

>>79357150
lazy dickhead who scrounges off of em haha

>>79357028
you will just spend more money

>>79356636
Why did you guys do 9/11?

>>79357028
It would probably be worse
>>79357250
Ask the U.S government

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Why does your country look like a post-communist country in eastern europe only in the desert?

>>79357311
Might have something to do with it being full of Russians

>>79357311
kot

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Since you didn't do an ama thread I will not sperg out at you today

>>79357311
America doesn't give us enough shekels!

>>79357683
You take enough of our shekels

>>79357311
Google 'Kibbutz'. it's basically communism minus the secret police and shit

wat do with passport if i want to travel to israel and also butthurt muzzie countries

>>79357339
this
>>79358230
no idea

hey chaps, whatcha doin?

>>79359167
Preparing for my glorious military shift

>>79359192
Cool. Be careful, though. You'll never know what is going to happen

>>79358058
shut up goy!

>>79359167
why are poles the best posters on /int/?

>>79359245
I'm literally doing nothing so..

>>79360443
did you bang the guy who smoked with you yet?

>>79360701
lol

>>79361303
naughty girl

>>79361303
Are you a grill

>>79361386
yes

>>79356703
You mean these ones?

>>79356743
>its not that great
It's delicious you fag.

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>>79361555

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>>79361555
fuq

>>79358142
>minus the secret police and shit
>he doesn't know

>>79357339
Do Israeli Russians squat?

>>79361469
Post pusy

>>79361703
I squated 110 kg 5x3 yesterday

>>79356636
Jews really fear the samurai?

>>79362150
more than anything

Is it racist to call an israeli an israelite?

ive just sort of gotten into the habit.

>>79362319
it's ok we get called worse things

>>79362219
OY VEY

>>79362375
when i was backpacking in amsterdam i met an israelite pothead guy who was travelling abroad for the first time

he was also gay (but shy about it) so i took him to his first ever gay bar that night
while we were there within 10min of sitting down some random dutch guy says "Hey! You! You're a Jew, arent you?"

My new friend was a bit confused but said yeah, and the Dutchman then launched into this long rambling monologue about how Jews are like cats and that because Jews have so many babies theyre inbred and are like a different species etc etc. He went on for like 5 straigjt minutes until we left.

Afterwards I was appalled that such a thing could happen in a firstworld, famously liberal country like The Netherlands, but my israelite friend didnt seem at all phased. He said it was a bit offensive but that it had happened to him all the time since he left his hometown village just outside Tel Aviv.

mad.

>>79362515
lol wtf, did you two bang?

>>79362612
no?
just because we were 2 gays doesnt mean we had sex

Are Israelites who pronounce /r/ looked down upon by Aškenazim, who pronounce /ʁ/?
Do the phonemes /ð/ and /θ/ exist in Modern Hebraïc?
>>79362319
>israeli
>israelite
adjective
noun
(respectively)

>>79362681
why didn't you?

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>>79362515
>Jews are like cats

>>79362723
only the new comers russians are made fun of for their R because it's very distinct. almost all people who are born here have the roughly same R

>tfw don't even feel like participating in the thread
Did I grow out of 4Chan?

>>79362841
nah this place never lets go

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>>79362841
not enough animo in this thread

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>>79363054
>flag
h-have you been asking yourself if you like shakshouka all this time?

>>79362933
It did let go for like 2 years and I'm nowhere near the amount of lurking I've had back then
>>79363054
Disgusting

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>>79363133
no i don't like shakshouka
yikes arap food
KILL ALL GAZA CHILDREN

>>79363165
>>79363136
what is going on here

>>79363170
How do you fap on face? Incredible

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>>79363189
WHAT's up sweetie

>>79363189
לך תדע

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>>79362775
>only the new comers russians are made fun of for their R
[:-(
and the other two sounds I asked about?
I ask because I know Greek changed from its Ancient Æra to how that language is in Modern Æra.
>>79363054
Israeli animé only, Waltz with Başir is classic.

>>79363226
I yell take it whore and it gets me off

>>79363329
don't know what you mean desu

>>79363329
>animé
tu parles français?

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I miss my ex isr, she made the best chakchoukas

Why don't you post in mena?
>>79363635
Who is that

>>79363851
Volk (op) and my spunk

nice dead thread op

>>79363802
yumm
shaksouka

>>79363802
How was the sex

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>>79364066
even better ahi

also , fuck that moratorium phase between a breakup and being emotionally capable of trying again amirite

>>79364144
My ex was the worst sex I ever had and since we broke up I had sex via tinder so it was easier for me because of how much better it was

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>>79363133
>face when I thought I had lost images of former girl from my Nokia
>>79363439
non
>>79363389
/ð/ as "that" "this" "them" "there"
/θ/ as "math" "hath" "with"
I asked are those phonemes still in Hebraïc?

>>79364207
sadly in my area Tinder is seemingly an exclusive for frehot and bulldozers

I just want a qt3.14 ruski gf to bring home to mama

>>79364251
Kind of, we put a ' after ת to make it th

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>>79364294
Try and get volk

>>79364251
back in ancient times and in some communities today, ת used to be pronounced th while ט was pronounced -t
today no one follows this rule anymore and they both sound the same unless you're an 80 years old Yemeni.

>>79364497
eh

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How do I get a Russo-Japanese Israeli gf?

>>79364626
I doubt it's her desu

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86LTaT98wm4&ab_channel=DoKaBoKa

>>79364865
fuck yeah i'm glad that caught up

who remembers whis gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvVArGXBw7I&ab_channel=Jakirmalka

this is unironically one of the better Hebrew songs out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avKf_VABQ_c

>>79365029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjw3fH17iQ8&ab_channel=%D7%A0%D7%99%D7%A6%D7%94%D7%95%D7%9C%D7%97%D7%9D

>>79365171
לעזאזל זכרונות תיכון

>>79365255
גם השיר של המילקי זהב
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXDgW04p_1w&ab_channel=%D7%9E%D7%99%D7%9C%D7%A7%D7%99

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>>79365294

>>79362515
I think it's funny tbqh

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>>79363884
then why haven't I seen her earlier up this thred?
>>79364419
>>79364564
thank you for answers, Wikipedia wasn't clear enough for me to comprehend.
All I had to go by was Israeli persons speaking Ænglish on news.

>>79365558
she's here every day

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>Boлк

who here /sundays1+1burgus/

>>79366780
Me

A day in the life of the israeli leftist:

>wake up
>check phone
>new Haaretz news article
>"Why Hitler Wasn't Really Racist"
>Share article on Facebook
>Spend next 5 hours looking at Meretz posts
>Take shit
>Browse Arabic Al-Jazeera.
>Finish shitting
>Open Window with megaphone
>Khaybar Khaybar Ya Yahud
>Spend all day talking about how bad you hate living in Israel
>Talk about how great it would be to live in Europe/America
>Don't realize how shitty self-centered attitude is a curse no matter which country he lives in
>Open /int/
>get tripcode ready

>"Israeli here ama"

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>>79367073
10/10

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>>79367073
I'll shitpost this at 'raëlites in future.

>>79367073
חחחח

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post israeli qts

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>>79368108

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Hol up, we qt postin'?

So what's the deal? Does Yair post in /isr/? LEL

>>79368413
/pol/ more likely

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>>79368394
Shitposts more than welcome too

>>79368445
That would be hilarious if true

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>me when I see anti Israel post

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>>79368534
No shitposting, I am good goy

>>79368552
ערב טוב אחי. המ עושים הלילה? אתה מדבר עברית בכלל?

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>>79368133

>>79368639
Good evening m8. Just shitposting nothing much, u?
And no, unfortunately I don't.

>>79368709
Currently at the gym. Working back and tri's. I go to uni here and unsurprisingly the people are boring as shit. I wish I had more MENA friends but all the Arabs here just want to lynch me big kek

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>>79368845
>fucked up my bicep/brachilis doing heavy chinups
>tomorow is pull day again

gibe gf
where the bitches at

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>>79368108
tfw you'd never score a qt like that

>>79369024
אפשר לדבר אם המפקד שלך? אני פראייר ולא יודע מה לעשות אבל אם באמת כואב לך אתה חייב לנוח. אתה יכול להרוס לך את ה מרפק.

Funny story since I'm waiting in between sets:
>going on vacation
>flight is early so we take a cab to the airport
>driver is Syrian
>my dad at 5 am tries to play Yitzhak Rabin with some fucking cab driver
>dad asks driver where he's from
>Damesek
>Dad spends a lot of time on computer in his line of work
>fucks around with Google map, explores his old hometown, parts or MENA
>starts talking about specific neighborhoods to driver
>asks driver if he knows "houses on hills east of palace over looking damascus"
>driver gets quiet
>asks dad if he's in the military

>dad makes some random cab driver thinks he's mossad agent חחח

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>>79369331
>tfw I went to school with her
>tfw still hang out with her occasionly because we have the same friends
>tfw I will NEVER have a chance with her

>>79369363
kek
also i'm not in the army

>>79368845
>all the Arabs here just want to lynch me big kek
That sounds bad m8
Hope you'll find better people soon

>>79369430
i hope your entire school sees this you pathetic fuck kys

>>79369430
is she the sort of girl who goes out exclusively with צאדים טחונים?

>>79369548
why are you upset
>>79369560
yes

>>79369478
So take it easy and don't blow out your elbow. It's a lot easier to rest before you hurt yourself than after.

>>79369592
because youre probably that pathetic fucking loser that thinks all the hot girls only go out with rich cunts and nice guys like you cant catch a break

thats what you sound like you weakling, grow a pair you omega cuck

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>>79369592
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>jewish women for jewish men

HoW tRuE iS tHaT?

>>79369690
that's actually true, I used to date this girl whose exs drove BMW's etc, and then there was me taking her on the bus

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>>79369690
well maybe I'm just guessing but she's the type that's too pretty to be approached by average dudes.
pic related is her last bf

>>79369782
you need a license because nobody likes bus dates

>>79369852
there is no such thing, ugly and pretty women both sometimes set their standards really high because they're women and they fucking can.

there are more than enough hot ladies who have fat or otherwise average bfs, stop using this retarded excuse so as not to step out of your comfort zone you spineless cucks

>>79368413
What's the story? I only briefly heard something in the radio
>oy vey antisemite imagery

>>79369852
he looks like he's from Ramallah not Tel Aviv tbqh

>>79369726
I've dated more non Jewish women than Jewish women but Israeli girls > any other girls.

It's just the culture that someone grows up in that makes any difference.

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>>79369923
>tfw anon makes me ask her out

>>79369950
he's from netanya

>>79369969
Ask her out. At least if she says no you can deal with the rejection and move on like a man instead of a cuck who wallows in his own failure.

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>>79369935
He posted a /pol/ meme adjusted to match the situation of his family

>>79370006
Honestly if I met him down the street I'd probably say hello to him in Arabic.

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>>79370018
How you like dem apples

>>79369864
everybody take a look at mister having money for this here

I probably would though after starting my ktzuna, as a kid I used to look with disgust at older people who take the bus regularly

>>79369935
https://www.haaretz.co a fucking dot il/.premium-1.4428781
/ourboy/ posting some fire memes

>>79369852
>>79369969
behind the haircut and the fashy clothes he's nothing special just like you mang

>>79369935
based prince and heir to the throne Yair shared an edgy meme, lemming media decides to brand him "antisemite". our media is more retarded than any other bismillah

>>79369955
i disagree, this might be due to personal experience but i've dated both and i find it very difficult to deal with israeli culture when it comes to women. i just cant feel like im on the same vibe with them unlike when i date goy women


>>79369969
do it you piece of shit, just do it

>>79370013
yes, precisely

Does Israeli women like goyish cocks?

>>79369969
man believe in yourself

I met a girl who is basically really fucking beautiful and ultra-smart on top of that and well-brought up and talented

she was engaged with some rich cunt son of a very high up govt official

and they met when she was like really young, so impressionable and so on, like he had an advantage

one year fast forward - well let's just say they arent engaged anymore :^)

>>79356636
I want to fuck you, Boлк. You are caмaя няшнaя жидoвкa i ever seen in my life

>>79370074
>haaretz premium
>smolani boged detected

what kind of katzin are you gonna be? yellow ass motherfucker

>>79370132
it's the first article I've seen and I don't care that much 2bh

atudai manyak ahi

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>>79370090
No.

>>79370206
atudai huh?
i am so sorry for you

himush inc s a d b o i

>>79370254
Nice try nazi, but i don't believe in you

>>79356743
>worse climate than israel
Why do people think that heat=good and that is all you need when it comes to climate

>>79370257
on my own it would have taken me three years to repay my studies so one way or another we're all fucked from that perspective habibi
pazam or T S A I R ?

>also I know a guy who's a civilian working for the IDF
now that's a whole new level of sad imo

>>79370090
it doesn't matter you'd be too autistic to talk to them anyways

>>79370090
yes the girls here love exotic foreigners

>>79370467
it's 10k a year why would you need 3 years to repay 30k

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>>79359192
How many years do you have left

>>79370090
>it doesn't matter you'd be too autistic to talk to them anyways

/int/ in a nutshell

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>>79370561
because shut up i'm doing my best trying to find a reason for doing this mistake

>>79370467
im nov 14

might keva soon although it depends on whether or not i get a good place for it.. idk, i really feel like it's time to spread my wings but at the same time idk what im gonna do, and keva is a very attractive options cuz im gonna be set for life after 2 keva years at shmonegarbaim

civilians working for the idf isnt so bad, they barely do anything and get paid fucktons so thats not bad id say

>>79370662
lol what did you study

>>79370672
yeah but it's the most stuck you could be in life
also keva in there sounds pretty boss

>>79370727
איך להיות אח יקר

>>79369560
> צאדים טחונים?
Translated as "ground shoots" by Google Translate
Hmm?

>>79371301
rich chads

>>79370576
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>>79371330
Is "ground shoots", or something similar, still the literal translation though? What is the logic behind using this expression to refer to "rich chads"

>>79371525
I have no idea what "ground shoots" means.
it mistranslated chads as shoots for some reason and ground is slang for filthy rich

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where has the time gone to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg&ab_channel=AvrilLavigneVEVO

>>79371801
what's the matter?

>>79372097
I miss high school

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>>79372133
me too moshe, me too

>>79371801
>זכרונות של רגעים בילדותי שאני שר אם אבא
>שרנו "אני ואתה" ביחד באוטו.
>כל פעם שהוא מתקשר לי הוא אומר שהוא גאה בי.
>מזכיר לי שאפילו שאני מבוגר, בעיניו , אני עדיין הילד באוטו ששר אם אבא.

יש הרגשות טובות בעולם, אחי.

>>79372349
well good for you for having a good relationship with your dad no need to rub it in.

>>79372400
I mean he also beat the shit out of me when I was a kid. Sometimes it's better to leave the bad things behind.

Tell me about arab-israeli privilege

>>79372349
>>79372400
How easy is it to type hebrew letters with a western keyboard? I assume that is what you are using

I am 27 years old and I just payed 300 shekels for a Digimon art book that comes out in December.

who /virgin/ here?

>>79372956
>who /virgin/ here?
I am tbqh. But I still cannot relate to
>300 shekels for a Digimon art book
Why are you so fassinated with Digimon of all things

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>>79373152
I love the artist and his style of drawing, and it will make an excellent addition to my art book collection.

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>>79372956
lol what a loser

>>79373240
Next up is the Bloodborne art book.

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>>79372941
No, not too hard. Most Israeli keyboards have a command to switch between hebrew and English. English uses Qwerty format, so it's almost identical.

Phone keyboards look like attached pic

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>>79373352
>mimi

>>79373349
what is your goal in life?

>>79373352
I see.

>>79373548
None

>>79373595
What do Finnish keyboards look like?
Do they still follow QWERTY format?

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>>79373603

>>79373689
Only if I end up failing uni

>>79373640
We use the scandi keyboard layout that has å, ä and ö. QWERTY is still the format.

>>79374805
Why do you care about BLM

How are children in Israeli schools taught about palestine?

>>79375275
they aren't
I didn't know what it was until I was around 20

>השמנתי 10 קילו
>החשק המיני שלי מת
>השיער שלי התחיל לנשור
>חזרתי לעשן, קופסא ביום
>אני ישן בקושי חמש שעות בלילה בשנה האחרונה

שמישהו יסביר לי למה התגייסתי
עד מתי

>>79376706
What were you told about the Arab-Israeli conflict then?

>>79375275
Well there's no actual formal programming, you're taught about the history of Israel's formation in which it's given that there were Arabs here back then but no teacher I had ever done into Palestinian history or nationalism in significant depth

>>79379487
you are not mona
stop giving false hope pls

>>79380253
uh, i missed you anon ^_^ $%$**&%$#@#@!░

>>79380879
liar that's not you