Russian humour

the robot was a muslim

>>79356623
alri indonesia

>>79356562
It's Kremlin propaganda. Making soulless production line-tier memes and unfunny joeks.

>>79356562
okay, let me explain.
"StranoShary" (on watermark) is the literal translation of CountryBalls. This community on vk, StranoShary, is one of the worst things you can find on runet.
First of all, they ignore every single countryballs drawing rule. not just non-canon, but also autistically detailed where it shouldn't be.
And the main point: they have totally perversed the very sense of countryballs and use it unironically to push their ""patriotic"" views. you know, their comics is just a more complex way to say "ruissa cool evryone els shit"
(in your pic it's "having space stations BTFOs having advanced technologies and Japan just tries to compensate and is jelly" or smth like that)

>>79356562
The robot had a meltdown trying to figure out how Russians got into space.

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This one is is kind of weird too, is the Russia bragging about having "15 lakes"?

>>79356774
> be russia in this comic
> shitty technology, shitty food
> M-MUH SPACE..
> M-MUH.. WATER..

>>79356774
Maybe they don't have a lot to brag about in Russia.

>>79356840
The standard russian patriot bragging pack:
- Crimea
- Space
- Army
- Atom bombs

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>>79356725
its actually funny you autistic faggots
fucking western spies

>>79356840
this
honestly, we have a few communities in vk which draw ""patriotic"" propaganda comics (they are beyond stupid as you can see) and we are fucking ashamed of them

Is space even a big thing at this point?

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>>79356725
Sounds like reddit country balls, but worse.

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>>79356952
That faggot Musk is popular with yanks for pushing it, so it still is.

>>79356966
haven't seen reddit countryballs, but knowing reddit i think you're right

>>79356840
The Russian space program is quite impressive though.
Russians may be shit in everything and turn everything they touch into shit, but they are really good at science.

>>79356952
Space is bigger and more relevant than your shitty """""empire""""".

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Russia has the biggest and strongest rocket ))

>>79357139
So good that we haven't launched a single interplanetary probe since 1990.

>>79356774
Holy shit these are so bad, they almost seem to be making fun of Russia.

>>79357139
> good at science
yes, but our govt is doing everything they can to stop us from having scientists. wages can be as low as 200$, conditions are shit, no funding (while govt spends huge amounts of moni on churches or autistic things like getting rid of rain clouds on 9th of may parade), science centers are closing. scientists either escape to a better place or suffer

>>79357213
>Don't even bother mentioning France
lol

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Is NATO navy that small? Pathetic......

>>79357214
Roskosmos is cooperating closely with NASA and ESA and they provide a lot of the tech.
>>79357293
Yeah I can imagine that the conditions to stay are shit.

>>79357346
these are cringy as hell

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Remember that time when NATO threatened Belorussian potato yield with cockroaches? Well Russia saved the day....

S-P-A-C-E

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>>79356562

>>79357424
oh yeah well dot you have 15 lakes and 3 oceans!?!?!?

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>>79357448

>Somewhere there's a belorussian comic book artist who gets forced to make these otherwise his granny will get tortured to death

>>79357448
i kek'd out loud
do more

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>>79357474

>>79357411
>>79357496
>treating Belaruse like a dumb child
This is rude af.

I wonder who makes these

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Karma hits back.... lol got what was coming Poland.......

Why is Russia so obsessed with ruining international relations with their Kremlinbots?

>>79357598
Jesus...
These are just too good.

>>79357619
>Assuming Russia has a plan
You're not the only one to make this mistake though

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Poland soiling herself in fear of Russia.....

Traitor of slavs Poland........

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>>79357474
it's a North Korean prisoner of a labour camp tho

The pinnacle of humor.

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Truth about Ukraine Fascism......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLEliVI8bj4

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i want to die

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>>79357688
Deep down you want back to Russia....

>>79357735
top 10 anime fights

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>>79357749
Can't meme the memester

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NATO slave dog gets whats coming ))

>>79356725
>countryballs
Fuck off witht this bs, the comic is called Polandball

>>79357139
It's funny that the people who made the USSR space program possible were technically prisoners.
In reality Russia has science despite it's government more than thanks to it.

>>79357824
did russia shit on poland?

>>79357768
Strange because russian media portraits us as hardcore nazis and fascists.

These are kind of embarrassing

>>79357854
Yes, Russia is very cool. One smooth criminal. He totally showed Poland who's boss by hiding up in that tree and shitting on another's head.

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>>79357824
i think i can introduce you to one of our memes.
(by "russian" they mean those "patriots", esp the ones drawing shitty comics or making idiotic jokes like that)

Widely-known fact:
a Russian always thinks about dicks.

If a Russian doesn't think about dicks, he thinks about anus.

If a Russian doesn't think about dicks or anus, check his pulse.


it comes from the fact that most of those jokes like in your pic are either about homo sex or about shit.

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>>79357824
Good fucking God, all of these make me uncomfortable, it's as if some 35-50 year old dudes with some artistic capabilities but who are also completely out of touch with the internet and with little to no sense of humor were tasked by the Russian governement to make these.
Fuck, i wouldn't be surprised if that is the case.

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>>79357982
Shut up

>>79357568
Surkov

>>79357496
>Those cookies are all artificial nothing natural and organic about them
Wtf, an almost complete non sequitur.

Would this make more sense in Russian, somehow?

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>>79357938
At least why worry worked ironically.

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EU is so weak... sanctions are soon over....

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>>79358022
worry ber a best

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Poland is GAY whore SLUT of NATO!!!!

Based Russia btfo of japs. Please annex us soon.

>>79358097
best one so far

>>79357749
That one is good actually. Would be better with an israeli flag in the ass though.

>>79357987
Fuck off kike

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Sanctions only hurt Poland you stupids.....

>>79358014
Anti-GMO campaign. We're obssesed with organic food here.

>>79357225
This.

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>>79358105
You're already crossed )))

>>79358205
> be russia
> want apples
> eat onions

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>>79358288

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>>79358288

>>79358288
Why is this one anti-Russia?

S P A C E
P
A
C
E

>>79358473
shittiest one ITT, it does look alike

>>79358167
>S-P-A-C-E!!!
I think we're seeing the birth of a new meme.
>>79358473
Jeeeeeesus, these are amazing.

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>>79358473
>>79358205

oh my god

saved & bolo'ing for an opportunity to post whenever possible

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Whats with the eyebrows though?

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>fucking commies
>go do real art again

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>>79356562
Why do you take a shit as stupid humor, communism etc. from Russia and bring this to here? Why?

>tfw space program, but no S-P-A-C-E

>>79358542
>new

>>79358205
There's a russian song about apple trees on Mars (in S-P-A-C-E). I'm too lazy to make a joke but you got the point.

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>>79358624
I recognize that face.

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NATO threatening Russia when it barely has anything to eat??


Lol starve allies of US

>>79358624
>>79358650
it's literally the same face

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>>79358724
>>79358650

>>79358097
Unironically hot

>>79358702
Should have bought high-vitamin russian onions.

>>79358724
Stop, please stop. Stop to remind me that we are so retards.

>>79356623
i guess its gonna blow up now

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>>79356562
lmao

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>>79358646

This is amazing please post more.

>>79358768
>S-P-A-C-E

God damn it already, we know you got into space

WHY is russian culture so superior

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they are kinda funny

>>79356774
Too bad you can't eat space

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>>79358818
>we know you got into space
Please stop

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>>79358768
Every country has 'those' people.

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>>79358836

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>>79358864
brits btfo

>>79356840
they have a lot to brag about though, they contributed quite a lot in literature, won the space race, created one of the first fusion reactos and tried out communism themselves so the rest of the world would shun it forever

>>79358560
Should replace the apple with an onion.

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>>79356952
says the country that doesn't has a space program and rents nukes from usa

>>79358577
Why is every american in gook propaganda gomer pyle? Do they just flat out not know what white people look like? Also why do they all have those symbols on their helmets like that?

>>79358881
A - V - A - R - U - U - S

>>79357213
uk was kinda redundant, their nukes are rented from america, its not even theirs

that american missile though kek

>>79358768
>so retards
Yeah, you're retarded

countryballs shouldn't have pupils, eyebrows, or mouths; it's just creepy including them

Fuckin cringe

>>79358928
>>79358964
Untrue. Uk has full control over the nukes

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>>79359010
>cringe

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>>79359003
>Redditball

Real POLANDBALL has all of those things

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>>79359049

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>>79358936
You're a nork
>No internet
>No media
>Only friend is Chang

Someone saw an American about 60 years ago and then told someone about it 30 years later, who then told someone with a paintbrush what an American looks like

>why do they all have those symbols on their helmets like that?
Marines are crash test dummies

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>>79356562

Subhuman KC isn't up yet and you come here?

btw op-pic is wrong, he put different words

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>>79359024
can't have control of things you don't own britcuck

space tbqh phams

>>79356562
It's the idea of Russian being unfunny that made me laugh. I guess Russian jokes are too meta for me.

>>79358446
Because we can.

>>79357213
Not french here :(

>>79357213
>American missile is all rusted
Lol

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quality thread

>>79357735
I want to fuck those countryballs

I have some shame because of this memes. It looks retarded.

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redditballs xd

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>>79358097
>draw your fetish
>call it propaganda

>>79359588
sorry, only Russian tax funded country spheres are allowed itt

>>79359024
You can't even use your nukes without EU approval.

These are so bad I feel physically ill

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please keep it going

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>this thread

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>>79359716
>little girls taking siestas
>maps that happen to make portugal look bad
>océs no robar

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>>79358833

>>79359639
jokes of this kimd are always homosex-centred

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>>79359832
Amazing

>>79359300
i'm dying

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>>79357346
>Russia shit talking someone about navy

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>>79359716
>finland

It's not funny, guys. Our government spend our taxes to make these memes.

>>79360040
can you photoshop Spurdo's face on him and make him say E-B-I-N?:---DD

These memes are literally what I've seen casual vatniks spout during the campaign of going against americanization /eufication of Ukraine.

>>79359716
>little girls taking siestas
P-Post.

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>>79360101
what if all the really horrible coutryball variations that popped up so far were just Kreml attempts to create memes?

>>79359716
>finland
what's in that folder?

>>79357411
Russia knows how to get rid of Turks? Sign me up senpai

>>79360101
Did the Russian government run out of money after the US election campaign?

>>79360167
>>79360167
don't bully
they try their best

>>79360223
Are you trying to make Kreml be something cute?
We know you're regional pariahs.

>>79356562
Can see the text has been written over.
2/10

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>>79360040
It's a folder for the storing of Finn things and Finn culture.

>>79360161
Hace tiempo que no lo actualizo y antes lo bumpeaba todo el rato, seguro que te lo sabes de memoria.

>so what if we're afrira-tier shithole, MUH SPACE
Please nuke us

>>79358473
Kek

>>79360294
>at least our oligarchs are rich as your CWA / EU oligarchs

>>79360212
...and Germany goes in dry with no lube on the humour.

ow

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>>79360104
Over 10,000 hours in paint so you better appreciate this

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>>79360104

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>>79360291
Bueno toma una para tu colección.

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>>79360564
muy amable anon

We had this thread on KC a few days ago. It is a wrongful translation in which the humor gets lost

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>>79360651
t. Ivan

>>79360651
>we
>KC
kys

No stonerball?

>>79356562
Good thread

>>79356562
Russian are stupid monkeys so their humour is stupid too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLEliVI8bj4

>>79361411
Fuck off kike

>>79356774
https://youtu.be/FxZCPPWm8uc?t=4s

>>79356562
i have absolutely no idea what goes on on that comic

>>79360541
THANG YUO:--D

>>79361639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg

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>>79356562
S-P-I-C-E

>>79361924
good job fin
i legitly giggled at this one
(aren't you russian btw? are the translations your?)

>>79357496
>Georgia as one of the "tainted" countries

You guys are so mad, you're so mad

>>79362339
i am again not sure what they even try to say with it because it looks as a double irony

anyway i dunno what you mean, russia isn't mad at georgia (literally what for) but it treats it as an enemy for quite a while, that zhirinovsky's phrase "dare not to shoot at baghdad let's fuck up tbilisy together it's 2002"

>>79359049
>>79359079
do not respong to me, fiend

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>>79356921
>its actually funny

>>79356952
>Is space even a big thing at this point?
Considering private businesses.are going there just having a space station and rockets isn't really impressive. Putting people on Mars would be.

>>79358613
You got me. I was not previously aware of this bizarro Russian version of Polandball comics. How embarrassing...

>>79361924
The eyes should turn blue.

>>79358834
It's interesting to consider whether the Russian Federation or the USA is likely Balkanize first.

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behold the might of russian butthurt

>>79357213
That doesn't even look like a Minuteman.

>>79357824
aхaхaхaхa))))

>>79357346
This one doesn't even remotely make sense. Is it supposed to be retarded?

>>79357824
Why Russian poo is white, like bird's one?

Jokes aside, but Russians are really badass, they can into S-P-A-C-E and also got them sweet healthy onions with more vitamins in them than in w*stern apples.

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>>79357346
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>>79357598
>>79357655
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>>79357768
>>79357824
>>79358069
>>79358097
>>79358205
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>>79358473
As my father used to say. There is nothing more dangerous than a bear with inferiority complex.

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>this thread

damn...... i guess im joining the warsaw pact now....

>>79358097
fucking KEK
This one actually made me burst out laughing.

Jesus Christ it's been a while since this piece of shit site had me laffin like this, thanks Pekka

>>79362660
RF isn't even the full USSR. U.S. won't balkanize due to the power of the federal government compared to the states.

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>>79357496
>>79357598
>>79357655

Wow. This shit is really disgusting. Such a shame.... Good thing that is so unpopular that I don't even know it exists.

>>79361524
A Russian propaganda video featuring gay relationships?
How is this even possible?

>>79358836
kek

>>79356562
>>79356774
>>79357213
>>79357346
>>79357411
HD polandball is disgusting please apologize for 911.

>>79357448
Superior polandball comic drawn without advanced tools. I can already hear those sound effect used in gamer memes (those video with air horn, nountain dew and doritos) Not sure what it's called but it's a good meme sound effect.

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J I J A

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LOL

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>>79367118
what

why is russia soo cringy

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Mitä vittua nyt taas

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Jesus fucking christ. This has to be satire.

>>79356562
This reminds me of a Moroccan joke
A kid comes back home from school, his dad shows him a lie detecting robot and asks him how his grades are and if he's skipping class, the kid says his grades are fine and he never skips class so the robot starts beeping
The father looks angrily at his son and says "when I was your age I never skipped school, I always had great grades and I never lied to my father" then the robot exploded

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>>79369471
I'm totally appropriating this joke.

>>79356774
Kind of weird for them to brag about things America has too.

Holy shit. The cringe is real.

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>>79369617
>mfw americans think they have S - P - A - C - E

>>79369968
Ah yes, the famous Finnish space program, responsible for such great accomplishments as .

>>79356562
this is the cheapest propaganda in history

>>79370039
You can keep on thinking that until we launch our space laser program

>>79369554
:)))

Best thread I've seen in a long time.
Fucking cringe

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>>79357411
>Belarus
>calling Russia "mom"
This is disgusting for a number of reasons

Good thread Pekka

>>79357598
>>79357655
xaxaxaxa polsha БTФO )))))

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>>79359079
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ im crying looool

>>79371315
these pictures are propaganda
don't pay attention

>>79358007
Oh yeah Russia?
F-L-A-G O-N M-O-O-N

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>>79372587
That was fake though

russian hacking

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>A country other than USA is getting made fun of for being weirdly patriotic

>>79372862
go get shot somewhere else lmao

>>79372862
Americans have something to be proud about. Russians not really

>>79373905
S-P-A-C-E

Also kinda fucked up how you're represented lol

>>79371315
Explain.

>>79362856
your father was a jealous eastern european subhuman with inferiority complex

>>79375068
we were part of Russia from 1795-1991
before that they had nothing in common with us

>>79358140
I'm pretty sure that Israel doesn't have such a stupid holiday as "Flag Day" though

>>79357826
tanks

Holy shit these things are funny. They're so god awful its funny.

>>79356562
It's not translated properly so you dont understand the self-deprecating humor.

S-P-A-C-E

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>>79375587

>>79376049
this one is great

>>79372587
russia still won the space race faggot

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>>79376049

>>79359716
You are a shame for spaniards

>>79376049
>>79376114
can you explain it? i dont get it

>>79376166
yeah your a same for your mom lmao

>>79376166
Spain is a shame for the mankind tbqhwy.

This thread is pure gold. TY op

>>79376172
>russia your ruble fell (referring to low ruble course)
>russia's ruble is literally on the floor

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>>79376172
Hey, russia.
Your ruble fell!
(by ruble is meant soap)

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>>79376049
Why do so many Russian """""jokes""""" elude to homosex?

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>>79357213
That's true though. Russian ICBMs are the most advanced and recent on the planet.
>>79359411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g
That is of course concentrated liberal propaganda, but the fact is except for SLBMs American triad is pretty aged.

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Reposting translated version for better collecting.

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>>79362714
I'm pretty sure that is supposed to be LGM-118 Peacekeeper.
t.knower of things

>>79376489
because russia is the most homosexual country in the world

>>79376528
>my daddy taught me how not to rip the warsaw pact by using my mouth
>will you show me?
>i'll be right happy to

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show me your superpowers
This time it is somehow tight ...

>>79376489
Google "thieves in law"

>>79376489
That's an anti-Russian joke though. Anyway, IIRC the actual answer is amnesty from GULag that ensured the spread of prison culture across the country.

>>79376304
>>79376404
thanks! actually it isnt very pro-russian

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John, what is it?
* Garbage can *
This was sent by Putin. He said that they are not needed in Omsk.

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>>79376610
Exactly how many layers of irony are you on right now?

>>79376551
this one is actually good

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Post the one that depicts Obama launching nukes and Putin launching byldo. I can't help but chuckle every time I see it.

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>>79357411
>Russians still believe in Americans spreading potato beetles

That soviet propaganda runs deep.

>>79376619
I fucking hate my life, why am i laughing?

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>>79377026
It's strange that Finns never got a chance to be sent into space though, since Finland was basically the best neutral friend back in the days.

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>>79377221
Also,
>Alan Shepard
>Spaceflight

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>>79377056
Have only this one.

>>79376958
kek

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Add him another! It will crush it!

Add! This will make me stronger!

Help! I'm cumming now, fuck!

>>79377220
That's fun because an American I had a flight with said Mexican resentment about Texas annexation is largely artificial nowadays and barely exists outside of shitposting in the internet.

>>79377211
15/15

>>79357598
>>79357655
>>79357824
top kek
fucking poo land XAXAXAXAXA

>>79356774
Switzerland on the ropes.

>>79356562
>>79356774
>>79357346
>>79357411
>>79357598
>>79357824
>>79358007
>>79358205
>>79358473
>>79358624
>>79358881
These are amazing. Why can't western propaganda be like this?

>>79377388
wut :DDD

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My costume has artificial intelligence!

Have you seen your national debt?

>>79362550
unironically underrated.

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You have a very strange X-ray, but it explains a lot.

>>79375464
We were one country before Lithuanian invasion.

Oh, sorry, YOU were. I'm always forgetting that I'm not Russian when I'm discussing this, lol

>>79358702
>>79358754
stop it, I can't stop laughing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ysy308NaQ
>Russian terrorist dies in Eastern Ukraine
>His commander comes to his family, says some words of comfort, "what a good and brave warrior Ivan was, etc."
>At the end gives them one bag of onions
Kek'd hard at this shit

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>>79377962
russians are like onions
they both have layers

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>>79377301
Poor quality, not fun.
I seems impossible to google simply because of sheer amount of shitty memes like the one you posted that you get by searching for "obama putin comix" and all imaginable derivatives regarding the picture in any way imaginable.