/brit/

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=272_1505040221

MAJOR feelgood video

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mtf lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh8npSl1LUc

SPARTA SEND SOME CYYYYYYYYANIDE A BOUT TWO DRUM A GUN POWWWWWDER

Off work today lads. How should I waste it?

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now you understand why hitler and trotsky are based

afraid to leave my room to use the bathroom

>>79353899
you're already here

>>79353899
Spend it imagining tomorrow's toil

>h-haha s-stupid mongoloid
>*conquers most of the modern world and kills 10% of the world population*

>>79353877
>>79353906
You'd have a case of the trotskys eating all that Mexican food alright.

>>79353908
leg it m8

Happy 9th of November

>>79353862
>fun is more important than ultra accuracy
I agree, but accuracy is part of the fun. Some are more obsessed with it than others. I still get annoyed that my vehicles can be stopped by one enemy infantry guy standing in front of it. Just put your foot down and drive your tank over him haha.

Livingstone was golden age Games Workshop, back in the 90s when I was Blood Angels/High Elves. Warhammer is just a cash machine for shareholders now.

>>79353927
opened up trade with the west though

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Any Nathan For You man in?

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11/9 never forget

>>79353931
trying to get myself calmed down first

>>79353974
yeah that was their goal all along :^)

>>79353985
new season when?

literally forgot it was 11/9

>>79354020
It's been so long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFgiXRnzH0k

need a cuddle with a girl so much it physically hurts inside

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Radiohead are probably the most overrated band in the history of music.

>>79354069
*cuddles you*

>>79354084
what does that even mean? shut your mouth you obese snow yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBdK7PZSCxw

>>79354086
you're not a girl. and you're not really cuddling me so i cant even pretend. it's like a dull crushing pain in my stomach.

>>79354084
I love the Beatles, was in a tribute band for about 7 years, I'll still admit they're the most overrated band of all time.

Anyone else's lass get really turned on by ear kissing?

>>79354109
y-yeah totally

>>79354109
y-yeah, my lass......

>>79354115
*begins kissing your ears slowly*

think i might listen to 9/11 air traffic control tapes

>>79354109
lass here, i certainly do

>>79354136
My mate fancies you

>>79354108
which one were you la? did you have to look like them?

>>79354084
They were rubbish at Glasto. I don't see the appeal either

>>79354166
I was too deep in a k-hole at glasto x

>>79354109
makes her laugh and that's always good

>>79354158
I played bass, and happen to look a lot like Macca. I didn't sing though, except backing vocals on a few tracks. The George Harrison guitar guy sang the Macca bits.

>>79354109
mine gets turned on by absolutely everything and is constantly horny. i'm not that attracted to her though so i rarely reciprocate

Anyone else's bf get really turned on by arsehole kissing?

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>girl asks me to read her short story
>"So what did you think of it?"

why do people do this?

>>79354190
why is she your gf then

>>79354195
You should have asked her to smash your bollocks lad

>>79354208
because i'm lonely

>>79354190
is she ugy?

>>79354183
good lad

>>79354195
tell her you don't rate fiction

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>>79354105
*snuggles you*

>>79354226
wouldn't call her ugly. wouldn't call her attractive either.

back from the bathroom lads
got an intense feeling like i'm being watched. i was peeking around corners and shit on my way back

reckon i'll sleep facing my door

>>79354246
STOP LARPING GIRL CUDDLES AT ME YOURE MAKING IT WORSE

>>79354252
hmmm, idk

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Screencap from Nathan For You.

Why is this clothing combo so common?

Quite like some of Phil Collins tunes. Don't understand why everyone seems to hate him.

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How do we solve the gay problem?

>>79354292
why is redditspacing so common?

>>79354307
Why is your mam so common?

>>79354287
okay

>>79354300
gasem

>>79354333
reddit spacing is annoying but proper comeback lad

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>>79354270
I'm actually a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl on the internet.

started redditspacing on my cv and got tons more interviews

don't think it's so bad

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older brother got engaged before i even got a gf

>>79354410
first to marry first to divorce

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>Radiohead are probably the most overrated band in the history of music

>>79354431
he's not the first to marry though

haven't showered today
should I?

>>79354465
shut the fuck up

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>shut the fuck up

>>79354477
just be yourself

>>79354477
i dont remember the last time i showered or brushed my teeth

also ive been told on a few different ocassions i look like thom yorke and i see it, mainly the bone structure and big lips, should i be happy or not

>>79354387
you're toying with me. it hurts

>>79354508
>also ive been told on a few different ocassions i look like the guy who wrote creep

>>79354508
Get them teeth brushed lad. I didn't brush them for ages and ended up getting abcesses, which were painful as fuck and led to teeth getting pulled out. If I could go back and tell myself advice, "regularly brush your teeth" would be high on the list.

>>79354546
thanks for admitting that on an international forum under a British flag, mate

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>>79354558

>>79354520
ive never listned to radio head once in my life but im trying to listen to this song now

>>79354546
thanks good advice maybe ill do it tomorrow haha

test

>>79354576
proxy isn't working m8

Any fun plans for today lads? Or the same old everyday?

>>79354520
that song is shit and hits too close to home fuck u

>>79354558
The Brit teeth meme is generally shite but in my case, my teeth are fucked. Partly because of a childhood cycling accident, but mostly because I didn't brush them for years.

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>>79354569
>ive never listned to radio head once in my life

Lads, I have to say. I won't be dealing with Kogan again. They will be getting a 1 star from me.

>>79354582
*teleports inside you*

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>>79354584
Going to make chocolate chip pancakes tonight, pic related is well good.

>>79354593
yeah try listen to some real music u weirdo creep like mariya takeuchi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhlQ2yXTcD8

>>79354596
why

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>>79354600
OUT OUT OUT

>>79354602
fucking man child. they're so easy and so much nicer to make from scratch

>>79354602
>fucking PANCAKES in a packet
lazy cunt

>>79354619
This mix is really fucking good lad, just a cup of water, a quick stir and wack it in

>>79354615
THIRD time in a year my IP is being recognised as American. Can you believe it Thaiman?

>>79354604
im saying you would have heard them at some point and not realised it was them

>>79354608
Very slow delivery. The delivery was supposed to arrive today & they fucked that up also.

>2-3 Business days.
My ass. Order was placed on Sept 1st.

>>79354639
try clearing your cookies m8

>>79354602
ah so this is the hungry jack that inspired hungry jack's

is being served coffee by another man gay?

>>79354645
ah yeah maybe i guess. but i listened to the creep song at least and i thought it was shit honestly

>>79354636
i absolutely gaurantee you that i could make one from scratch in negligable time difference and that it would be way way better.

>>79354653
I'll clean your cookies in a minute m8 swear to Christ

(I tried that on my phone alas no difference. Thanks for the advice though)

Having a steak & Thai noodle salad for dinner tonight lads. And you?

>>79354673
You tell me mate
>>79354681
Perhaps you could, my pancakes from scratch don't hold a candle to this mix.

>>79354692
juice

>>79354692
Spam and cheese sarnies.

>>79354687
You must be on the very edge of an IP pool or something.

>>79354694
i wasn't asking
it would be a shocking coincedence if there was another pancake mix called hungry jack

>When Burger King moved to expand its operations into Australia, it found that its business name was already trademarked by a takeaway food shop in Adelaide.[3]
>As a result, Burger King provided the Australian franchisee, Jack Cowin, with a list of possible alternative names derived from pre-existing trademarks already registered by Burger King and its then corporate parent Pillsbury that could be used to name the Australian restaurants.
>Cowin selected the "Hungry Jack" brand name, one of Pillsbury's U.S. pancake mixture products, and slightly changed the name to a possessive form by adding an apostrophe and "s" to form the new name "Hungry Jack's

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>>79354692
pizzaburger desu

>>79354694
do you use fresh vanilla? that really helps a lot

>>79354692
Sniffing some petrol

>>79354731
no, egg, flour, milk, pinch of salt, usually don't go for sweet style when I make them myself.

>>79354722
i thought pizzaburger was a chicago style pizza

>>79354722
there's a restaurant near me that serves a calzone burger. it's a burger wrapped in pizza dough filled with pepperoni, cheese and tomato paste. i thought i would give it a crack but it was absolutely foul

>>79354720
Ah good to know, the thought had crossed my mind too.

>>79354084
Old post but couldn't agree more

>>79354694
>my pancakes from scratch don't hold a candle to this mix.
Practice and experiment. Coconut milk is good. I seem to remember using mashed banana in there as well. You'd need a great recipe and a LOT of practice to beat the professionals though, and making batter makes a mess as well.

OK Google, take all my information and store it in a government database

Do you lads get headaches often?

Lads we are normally a rainy country yes but it has been raining quite hard regularly for like the past 7 days or something

WHY IS IT SO RAINY

>>79354772
If it's this or buy a mix for like a quid, I'll go for the mix lad. I don't pretend to be a good cook. Fair play for the advice though

>>79354752
replace the salt with sugar, then some more sugar, some fresh vanilla, chocolate chips. whip that bad boy up and you'll never look at another pancake mix without feelings of digust and repulsion

>wake up
>no gf

>>79354807
You need to try the mix mate, it's lovely.

>>79354801
no I drink 3L of water every day

>>79354772
i like to shred a bit of lemon peel in

prefer things that come in packets to homemade shit

accidentally just called the king of Thailand a bender

whoops haha

>wake up
>no gf to put your morning wood into.

>>79354816
cullinary pleb

>>79354722
Very american of you

>>79354845
fuck off Delia

>>79354861
literal kitchen deano

>>79354842
why would you do that
morning wood means you need to piss

thailad how is the mcdonalds in thairand? do they have a special thairand menu?

>>79354885
Cant piss with a stiffy, I dare you to try

've always dated within my race, no reason, just happened that way. When I hit 21, and started going to clubs regularly I met the most handsome man. His family was from India, but he was first generation American.

He had a smile to die for. He was always happy and in such a good mood. I was really starting to like him. After a few weeks of making out I decide, it's time to give him my golden ticket. Let me set the mood for you all.

My living room apartment, mid afternoon, He is sitting on my couch and I'm straddling him. We are viciously making out. I swear the windows were steaming up. I start taking my shirt off while kissing his neck. He whispers in my ear " I have to tell you something". He then goes on to tell me he's really big. Really, really big. I stop kissing him and I'm all confused. Why is he telling me this? He's definitely getting some today, there's no need to fluff.

Oh how wrong I was. He wasn't bragging during our foreplay. He was warning me. You ever go to an adult store with your friends just to look at dildos? Well my friends and I did. It was for laughs. We get the biggest dildo and take silly pictures. Well, this is what this guy was packing. 12 inches of Indian cock. All I could think of was 'is this real fucking life?'.

So of course, I asked to see it. I don't believe him. And holy fucking shit, this dude who was 5'8 maybe 145 pounds, had a 12 inch rocket in his pants. I was shocked. I told him the truth, I was POSITIVE I could not take that thing. Not only was it long, it's girth was equally impressive. He then went on to tell me it was ruining his sex life. He's never got to truly fuck a girl, never received a full blow job. While guys envied him, he secretly wished he was normal.

This was almost 11 years ago. Unfortunately I heard he died last year in a car accident. It was a truly heartbreaking story. His fiancé had committed suicide a few months before his death.

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>>79354885

>>79354875
Ayyy I could open a restaurant with those badboys, as good as IHOP no doubt.
>>79354899
hav rice and deliver in like 15 minutes
https://www.mcdonalds.co.th/

>>79354908
>'ve
won't be reading a pixel til you fix it

>>79354902
a lifetime of doing it says you're wrong

Who else here never been to a Night Club?

https://youtu.be/_n9-XlDY1kc

>>79354938
Your peepee is broken. I've fucked with a full bladder and never once has it leaked. When I have even a slight boner I have to wait til it goes down completely

Bet you wet the bed

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>>79354939
here

>>79354802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeale1hq7Cg

>>79354105
Sure it's not diarrhea. I woke up with a crushing pain in my stomach and that's how ended up on the toilet flushing out my insides. Just a heads up.

>>79354213
Does she have any friends?

HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE

>>79355046
I don't call crazy people.

i pray for death every day #edgelord

doing the morning poo

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>>79355046
CARLY
A
R
L
Y

remembered something cringeworthy from the 'outh

You took one of my son's virginity but did you have sex with another?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CpnXKQVLEs

>>79355067
know a girl that's the image of her

>>79355090
willy in the bum does not count

I say racist things online because it is online culture but irl I am not at all racist.

>>79355145
Same but I am a bit racist

>>79355168
Bit racist that lad

Remember the time before memes?
Wasn't really that different ey

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woah

>>79355145
Once got carried away and called an asian friend of mine a nigger in a restaurant

post below me is a nigger in a restaurant

>Network Rail says it's spent £20m on bridge upgrades to prepare for electrification in the East Mids - which will now no longer happen.

>>79355183
they were called jokes then

>>79355183
yeah but anyone else remember the cuckio meme

*goes rogue*

>>79355210
>"you dirty, fucking... nigger in a restaurant!"

for once the slags on jezza Kyle are quite fit ngl

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anime in the morning

*goes rouge*

business idea: new meme called cuckio

well, it's official

*goes bleu*

flat earth is real

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>>79355396

You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

would ww2 have happened if the krauts had won ww1?

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>>79355411
What you reporting lad?

>>79355412
Second one started cause they were upset they lost the first one so no

>>79355412
dunno lol

>>79355412
Yeah but instead France would be mad they lost and become a military dictatorship and invade Germany. It would have been much better desu.

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How big Irma would be in Europe

>>79355471
looks like my arsehole after a curry desu

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This, is digital blackface.

just found out my manager has been fucking my gf

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>>79355507

fuck spiders

>>79355471
neat

>>79355507
manage'd

>>79355507
but if you think about it
you were fucking your manager's gf which makes you the alpha

fuck spiders and fuck white ppl

reckon pewds will be arrested lads?

From Wednesday I'm off work until the 25 sept

can't fucking wait lads haven't had a holiday in 5 months

>>79355551
for what?

>>79355438
simultaneous off-topic posting and avatarfagging

>>79355556
He said a bad word and uploaded it.

>>79355569
Death to all Jews?

>>79355556
Lying about the king of Thailands sexuality.

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>we must save the white race by murdering white people i disagree with

>>79355580
He said a bad word, none of those words are bad without the others.

This is what I'm listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAGSdAxZlw0

Bernard Herrmann.

chandelier fellow pedo

>>79355607
fair point, what did he say?

>>79355621
nigger

chandler and praise kook

>>79355580
he said nigger with a hard r ! !1!

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>>79355591
Amateur.

>>79355627
>>79355641
wtf I'm a bro now

lel googled pewdiepie and all the news outlets are shitting themselves over him saying nigger

In the name of the tsar dlc is quite good, forgot how much i enjoyed this game

Is all fake nose. Precedent droomp is droning the swump and making amurderer grate again. Braise cuck

>>79355641
thats illegal here i will be notifying the authorities immediately!

FUCK. DRUMPF.

fuck donald trumsfeld and fuck bright people

back knives splatter

Man, it sure is windy in england right now!

I had sex with a polish Au Pair one time and we were talking about former partners. I told her I've had sex with a diverse background of people and she said she had too. I started listing my exes' ethnicities and she stopped me, "wait? We're all these girls born in America?" The answer was yes, "Then you've only had sex with Americans!"

>>79355744
We had a light breeze and my house collapsed lol such is life in the great Kingdom of Britain and Northern England hrhegeheue

>>79355744
notwithstanding that tweet really made me laugh

https://youtu.be/4jdh7EQRgps

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Never forget 11/9

do i care? no

donut trumps is a racecar and a sexiest

>>79354195
>tfw wrote a cringeworthy if "ironic" short story and sent it to a bunch of people i know as a .rtf file
>tfw i know for certain some of them still have it
>tfw for the rest of my life this sword of Damocles will hang over me.

>>79355783
lmao ! white pipl om deeeeed. it was properly to spicy for her

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>>79354496

>>79355826
>a .rtf file
don't know what this is

>>79355837
hahwhhe why whitman peeps don't season they food? ??? Have they hear of HERBERT SPICE?

>>79355865
the files wordpad saves
they hold formatting better than word .doc files when someone isn't using MS Word.

it's relevant because if i was a fucking lunatic and sent them a .txt (notepad) it would have opened in their browser and they'd have had to make a special effort to save it, whereas a .rtf will download automatically and they have to make special effort to delete it.

>>79355852
Screaming

>>79355890
Heh.. look like video gays journalist has alays been bad.......gobblergate btfo

>>79355908
they've probably all got new computers by then

who opens .txt files with a browser?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF4HF3BsSqM&t=1119s
choon

>>79355971
ugly

>>79355971
got to 0:17, don't have high enough clearance.

>new nicole aniston blacked scene

>>79356030
stop playing videogames mong she is normal looking

having a peppermint tea and listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2D4iCzRW7E

asmr is the best prank played on the Internet since everyone pretending neutral milk hotel was good

So I had a friend who dated a Korean girl. She wanted to have sex with him but every time he made a move, she would refuse, push him off, say she was a good girl and a Christian, and then lie down. He's like ok... so then he'd try again and she'd physically push him off her and he'd stop. She'd get frustrated and lie back down or start fooling around and he said it drove him crazy, he couldn't handle the insanity, eventually he broke up with her.

Flash forward weeks. She's got a Korean boyfriend. My friend has a talk with one of her Korean friends who basically explains that she wanted him to force her to have sex so that she could believe in her own mind she was still a good girl and a virgin. When he told me that he was really, seriously creeped out by it all.

>>79356066
mental

>>79356055
don't play video games
your argument = in tatters

>>79356066
mad

Goosebumps holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-sX2Y0W8l0

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the gf

>>79356091
that wasn't Goosebumps, it was Jaws

>>79356066
non compos mentis

>>79356093
me being bald on the left

Lady Canadian here

A Turkish boyfriend only wanted anal, I wasn't interested. I don't think he came once.

Chinese boyfriend at age 35 was proud to show me his first chest hair before we started the bangathon

Edit: forgot the Persian! Mostly had only kissed white boys before I met him. I could not get used to the plump lips. It was like kissing worms. My Bahamian friend mostly dates white men and she complains about their flat lips.

>>79356093
horrific ear rings

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>asmr is the best prank played on the Internet since everyone pretending neutral milk hotel was good

business idea: sneak into houses at night and take things

>>79356113
business idea: tits or gtfo

Bet there's already a runt feverishly making a new, dreaming of 4chan fame

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the gf

business idea: wait for natural disasters and take people's stuff after they evacuate

>>79356231
nothing impressive here

wish the neets would wake up
this is boring, feel like I'm talking to my wretched self

neutral milk hotel IS good

>>79356191
me in the glasses

Would only go out with a tranny if her knob was present and functioning
Do NOT want anything to do with a crotch that's been mangled and meddled with

Not gay that's just how it is

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>i don't use filters

hate /brit/
love /r/australia

>>79356303
can trannies even get hard or do they need drugs to prop it up

>>79356329
the gay enquiry

>>79353839

Reasonable edition

>>79356345
the homophobe rebuke

haven't had my morning coffee yet lads. you'd better not even THINK about talking to me til i've had a sip.

>>79356329
men on hormones have willys that don't work
women with fake willys don't work

reckon I'm the smartest lad in here
t. 104 IQ

>>79356368
almost like it's unnatural

>>79356387
phimosis is natural
are you saying its good

Just got back from the IQ test where i tested 125.
All that weed and cuck porn really paid off.

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>>79356385
woah

>>79353854
ok

>>79356401
No but you can cure it through natural means

just got my IQ tested and my weight measured, 144 IQ and 71kg

I hope they didn't mix up the results aha

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/mindandbody/5-health-lessons-i-wish-every-child-was-taught-at-school/ar-AArnCAD
this is a GOOD article, except the mental health bit

>>79356437
what about autism

>>79356437
but you can also take dick pills

>>79356453
>https://www.msn.com
ayy

>>79356411
fuck off avatarfagging nonce

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>>79356479
It's like you don't even care about definitions

>>79356472
I read the UK news on msn then click onto Food & Health from there, that's just where it sends you

>>79356478
>>79356478
>>79356478

new tread

>>79356478
>>79356478
>>79356478

>>79356467
Vaccines aren't natural lad