don't talk to me before my morning cup of coffee

>>79353540
Hola

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just had my breakfast consisting of 5 cigs and a can of coffee
i feel like im about to have a heart attack and ill probably shit myself soon

>>79353591
>ill probably shit myself soon
>probably

>>79353591
Your Danish sister's breakfast consists on her shoving my big Amerindian cock down her dumb Scandinavian throat.

had no coffee this morning so I drank tea

>>79353540
Coffee is fucking shit. Stupid loser, drink a real brew like pepsi or yakult.

>>79353720
>pepsi
Not coke.

>>79353746
Coke is fucking garbage.

Doesn't help that it's watered down with sweat and tears of the slaves that work on the Coke farms.

>not drinking beer for breakfast

I start my day with 2 cans of Monster.

>>79353746
Coke is shit, it has a nasty sour taste

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>>79353822
white monster?