>tfw your ****** gets ******* edition
reminder that 911 took away america's reasoning ability and sensibility https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY
>>79352585
>>79352585
>>79352585
we're in here
Reminder to join my discord
https://discord.gg/XBp7hg
haven't tugged the ol' weiner in nearly a week
not even doing nofap particularly, just haven't gotten a good chance nor have I felt the urge
>>79352605
Mine was posted earlier
>>79352623
Go the whole 9 yards and do nofap
>>79352625
>posted earlier
exactly
>>79352605
>intentional threadsplitting
>>79352607
Your discord is dead
>>79352548
Katy has A-class feet
>>79352635
no way lol that's for losers
>>79352605
Search the catalog before making a new thread, my new friend
waiting for drugman to bring the shrooms
getting 10 grams this time so there's no mistakes
>>79352548
Alright, faggots. Give me JUST one (1) *good* reason why marijuana should be illegal. By "good" I mean a reason based on objective fact and not "muh degeneracy."
I'll be waiting.
The girl I loved left the country
Just chugged a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
Love the silky texture and sweet taste.
'nime
>>79352704
are you the dubai faggot?
>>79352701
It smells bad
>>79352714
that's completely disgusting my man
What were they up to?
https://youtu.be/OgSmJihSwhQ
what does weed smell like?
>>79352700
Once did about that much in one sitting. Spaced it out too much so it didn't give me anything more intense. If you want a heroic trip you have to take them all at once
>>79352728
Who?
>>79352729
That's a nice opinion you have there. It would be a real shame if I were to... Disregard it...
>>79352701
it's legitimately unironically addicting
>>79352749
Burning musty autumn leaves
>>79352765
So is air
Or can you stop breathing for a day?
Hmm didn't think so
Still not seeing people call for a ban
>>79352749
Sweet skunk shit
>>79352714
first quality post you've ever made
have a (You)
>>79352765
Assuming that is true (it's not) then so is alcohol and tobacco. What is your point?
>>79352749
>"Mexican"
>doesn't know what weed smells like
hello proxy
>>79352798
>then so is alcohol and tobacco
yes, those are too
are you retarded?
>>79352818
>>79352826
Again, I ask for your point.
>>79352625
that chi is exceptionally cute and fluffy
Good YouTube ads in Taiwan
Actually spent the 30seconds watching her shake that little ass
rate
>>79352837
my point is that it's addicting, obviously
can't you read?
>>79352854
That never stopped the other legal substances from being illegal, autismo.
>>79352853
asiansRgross/10
>>79352852
cute little butts > gross fat asses
>>79352869
>That never stopped the other legal substances from being illegal, autismo.
you mean legal, otherwise your sentence makes no sense
>>79352853
A couple of cuties
>>79352880
Yes, legal I meant. Still haven't been given that ONE good reason yet...
The gf just left for college
>>79352890
I wanna pet it and rub it against my face so badly
>>79352914
>having a gf
fucking normalfag
>>79352869
so what? I'm playing devil's advocate here. He asked for one good reason it should stay illegal, there's one good reason.
I personally could care less if you want to smoke that shit, its your brain cells and your body
>>79352888
you really humiliated yourself with that little error there. not even those trips can redeem you
>>79352914
>long distance relationships
Say goodbye, she's not your gf anymore
>>79352926
So are we going to make alcohol and tobacco illegal because they are addictive?
>>79352922
Actually we got together by total mistake on my part. I'm an /r9k/ tier autismo. I'm just glad she gave me a chance.
>>79352941
no god damn can't you read?
fucking stoners
>>79352941
yes
>>79352934
It doesn't matter, pointing it out would harm the one doing so more than me because it display's their argument status as "not".
>>79352935
Sh-she's faithful. She wouldn't cheat on me, r-right?
>>79352970
at least I'm not a weed addict
I'm thinking of going to the strip club
>>79352952
Can you read? Can you understand what I am implying, you literal aspie?
>>79352965
Unironically want to try this
>>79352988
flirt with the waitresses
>>79352981
stop
>>79352988
Use tinder or buy an escort. At least you'll actually get sex. Most people working at a strip club usually hate the customers and vent about them when no one can see them.
t. EMT who has gotten a lot of emergency calls at strip clubs where performers are roofied
>>79352998
Last time I went I flirted with the bartender. She played along but I know she wasn't into me.
>>79352989
your implication is that I want to make alcohol and tobbaco illegal when that's obbiously not the case
have another bong rip why don't you
>>79353024
hows the EMT gig going for you
Cosplay foot content
You freaks like this? It's anime
>>79353024
Thanks for the advice bud. How much should I spend on an escort? I want to hire one.
>>79352985
>at least I'm not a weed addict
>>79353032
bartenders are pretty good at bullshitting, but as long as you stay friendly and don't try to get personal like asking for her number, she'll probably legit like you just on principle of not being a disgusting creep to deal with. Use her to vent or get advice anon
>>79353033
My implication is if you want marijuana illegal then why not alcohol and tobacco if they are all addictive?
>>79353034
It's fun and I get valuable medical experience from it. It pays pretty well for a college kid like me too. I have tons of stories from the job and normies seem to enjoy hearing them. Overall it's a decent job but I wouldn't make a career out of it.
>>79353093
where do you go after that, full paramedic?
>>79353062
>if you want marijuana illegal
but I don't
god damn seriously learn to read
>>79352988
>paying a fortune for beers and to have some girl pretend to like you for money
Not really worth it
>>79353117
I'm not going for girls to pretend to like me. I'm going so that they grind up on me and so that I get to feel them up.
>>79353051
I've never personally hired an escort so I'm not much help. There's advice online like how to figure out real ones from police honeypots, how to detect underage escorts, what's a good price and services to expect, etc. If anything, if you have the money for an escort, just consider a week long vacation to Nevada, Canada, Germany, the Netherlands or any other place where prostitution is legal. It will be less risky legally, health wise, financially, and the risk of getting beaten up and robbed is really reduced.
>>79353137
you're not allowed to touch them dawg you'll get kicked out
>>79353137
You don't get to feel up the girls, they grind on you while you sit there.
>>79353143
The strip club I go to must be an exception but I feel them up hardcore
>>79353116
Okay, so you're playing "The Devil's Advocate" but you aren't really because you are not advocating anything on either side... Do you not know how this works?
God damn, are you fucking retarded or is this some form of subtle trolling?
>>79353106
Yeah. Full paramedic (ALS) is the next step up from BLS (what an EMT) without being a doctor/nurse but it requires a college class for marginally more pay but the same work and more responsibility/accountability. I'd just go into a nursing program instead of beating around the bush and going into ALS desu.
>>79353160
like their tits and shit?
>>79353139
>Canada
>legal prostitution
Guess again
>>79353160
I meant because not but
>>79353174
Tits, ass and pretty much any body part other than their vagina
>>79353172
so you're gonna go RN then after EMT? Is paramedic real shit, like having peoples lives on your hands day in and day out or is it mostly just taking old people with chest pain to the hospital and shit like that?
could this BE any more of a Friends thread?
>>79353165
let's put it this way then, I'm advocating as someone who would want all three of them to be illegal
is that good enough for you? fucking hell it's really not that hard to understand
>>79353211
So you are advocating within the context of this argument that alcohol and tobacco should be illegal as well?
fucking nanny state fags
>>79353201
sitcoms are consistently good at hiring wifey tier actresses
>>79353179
Last time I was in Montreal I saw a ton of prostitutes just walking around selling themselves and not even the police cared. I assumed it was legal. My mistake.
>>79353228
wat
>>79353244
the chick in the top row is sexy as fuck, is what I'm saying
sitcoms generally have 9/10's all the time. Fresh Prince, Saved By The Bell, the George Lopez show
>>79353240
montreal has corrupt police
>>79353240
Assuming you were there before December 2014, it was de facto illegal but de jure legal in certain scenarios. After that date it is legal to be a prostitute but illegal to purchase services from a prostitute.
Really makes you think...
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504998615323.webm
What did she mean by this?
>>79353306
Welcome to feminism 101
>>79353313
damn, beating it like it stole something
>>79353319
Our Supreme court were being interventionist faggots again anyways, this was the only way to preserve the status quo.
>>79353199
I'm aiming for medical school while I work as an EMT while getting my bachelor's. Paramedics tend to have more serious life threatening stuff (their job is basically to sit around until an EMT crew runs into a problem outside of their expertise and radios in for backup) but that isn't to say that EMTs don't get into the same stuff, because the EMT crew has to take care of the patient before the paramedics reach them. In addition EMTs can handle stuff like heart attacks, gunshots, severe allergic reactions, car crashes, broken bones, etc. without absolutely needing to call in ALS units if it's judged that getting the patient to the hospital faster is more important than waiting around for ALS. Recent research that shows rapid transport to hospitals improves patient survival and recovery rates better than more extensive treatment on the field is seeing paramedics slowly starting to become irrelevant. AEMTs are already pretty much nonexistent and with hospitals downsizing the amount of paramedics they have and ambulance corps changing strategies, being a paramedic just isn't really worth it for the cost.
Me on the right
>>79353360
Me on the left
>>79353349
they're keeping the honest NEET man down
>>79353360
why does it seem like girls have more tolerance for shit like this than guys
>>79353224
yes sure why not
the whole point is that I don't necessarily agree with that context, I'm just stating it as one of the more reasonable arguments against marijuana, which is what this discussion is about
that is to say, I personally do think it's addictive but I don't think it should be illegal, whereas some people might say anything addictive should be illegal
you get it now?
>>79353399
I get it but that isn't a good argument because those who advocate the status quo don't want to keep alcohol and tobacco illegal.
>>79353357
well EMT/paramedic was a minor consideration for me but I'll probably scratch it off now. Damn, seems like everything is downsizing or getting out of date these days
FUCK, I feel so bad for my friend
>got this chick from his econ class' number on Friday
>been texting up a storm with her all weekend with hella bantz
>got a mini-golfing date set up
>tonight she asks him if her roommate can come along
>he's hesitant, but he says, "sure, she can come."
>her roommate is a dude (childhood friend, but a dude nonetheless)
>my friend apparently never made it clear he was looking for a gf and not just a friend
>explains his intentions and said he thought this was a date
>she accuses him of "making it weird"
>>79353416
I don't give a shit about the people who advocate the status quo, they're retarded and so are you
>>79353438
>roommate is a dude
>Le "childhood friends" meme
ZZ Top is one of my all-time favorite bands. When I first heard them I said, these people have got the power and the roots are there.
>>79353384
I wouldn't mind prostitution so much but in Canada that means a bunch of international criminals and trash being drawn here so no thanks.
>>79353473
make it expensive as shit, and force every customer to show identification with background checks. Nobody with violent or sexual crime record or outstanding warrants allowed to fug the ladies
>>79353313
that's quite a nose
>>79353472
aren't they those weirdos with the long beards
ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man,” the guitar, the solo portion of that song, it's not simple, but it's minimal. It holds such a beauty, such a power.
>>79352548
dop
>>79353417
Paramedic is a waste of time but EMT isn't. More EMTs are in big demand because there aren't enough trained and certified ones out there. As I said, good treatment combined with rapid transport increases patient survival rates and EMTs are in charge of that.
My roomate (girl) invited me to go to a strip club on her birthday
I've never been into one of those places, and I'm kinda weirded out by the whole scheme.
>>79353527
yeah but the pay isn't well, and the transition into whatever is the next step would take too long for me
>>79353446
>they're retarded and so are you
Nice ad hominem.
Whether I am or not, it doesn't matter I S-T-I-L-L haven't been given a good reason yet. "muh addictiveness" or "muh morality" isn't a good argument, especially the latter since we don't have any of that anyway.
>>79353533
Just don't take things too seriously and you'll enjoy yourself
i'd EMT but i'm afraid of driving
are you faggots STILL arguing about weed
>>79353546
I have an argument
weed should be illegal because stoners are annoying
>>79353503
If you did that you'd create a whole underground prostitution scenario exactly like we have now just to avoid the high costs and rules. No point.
>>79353541
Oh well. Good luck with whatever you decide to do.
>>79353559
Driving the ambulance typically requires it's own set of certifications. You'll likely just be riding in the back and taking care of the patient.
>>79353590
how long does it take to get a certification?
>>79353576
>weed should be illegal because stoners are annoying
I think most of the faggots that have nothing better do to than shitpost on a taiwanese subreddit all day everyday are annoying but we aren't going to ban 4chan.
>>79353576
this but unironically
>>79353580
make it easy for girls who are interested to become professional. The pay would be good because of high prices and the only requisites are basically that you attract customers and you're clean
This would mean all the underground girls are undesirable, either ugly as shit or dirty. Also, raise the punishment for hiring one outside of the brothel. Not for the girls, only for the guys hiring
>>79353595
I didn't ask about 4chan, I said stoners
>>79353550
yeah I guess so, is just fucking weird to see girls with their tits out next to a girl that is your friend
I've always considered her like a dude with boobs.
How bout dem Cowboys.
real argument:
ain't nobody gonna let in satan by smoking the devil's lettuce in my backyard
>>79353626
The law isn't based upon your opinion.
>>79353638
well it should be
what's the non-cara discord link?
>>79353618
>This would mean all the underground girls are undesirable, either ugly as shit or dirty.
You just described 99% of prostitutes worldwide. If a half-decent girl wants to get paid for being a hooker she'll just webcam instead and make money much more easily.
>>79353629
is your friend a sexy latina
>>79353638
law isn't based on what's logic is based on what's politicizing
and drugs are a hell of a politicizing subject
>>79353648
we don't do discord because we're not faggots
>>79353629
>I've always considered her like a dude with boobs.
Maybe she's an actual closeted lesbian
why do hairy ass grown men and skinny dorks watch animated little girl shows from japan?
>>79353594
I got my EMT certs in three months in an accelerated program over the summer. Don't know how long driving certs take. I was an observer in my town's ambulance corps so I got a waiver and took the class for free, but normally class costs around a thousand dollars and book costs about 200 dollars. I'd apply as a volunteer in a local corps and be an observer to see if you even like being an EMT and see about getting a waiver before committing to the classes to get your certs if I were you.
>>79353648
>>79353671
I'm a giant faggot
also, 14 and fat
https://discordapp.com/channels/281303023471558656/281303023471558656
>>79353660
she's a latina, she's tall, she has big boobs, all my friends think she's fuckable at worst and sexy at best.
She's just a dude with boobs for me
>>79353682
muh superior nipponese culture
>>79353688
>local corps and be an observer
aren't these only for disasters or somesuch?
>>79353659
>You just described 99% of prostitutes worldwide
they'd still be able to go pro, even if we have to charge the extra uglies a little cheaper. They'd appeal to a fetish maybe at least.
Another idea, we could make a extra cheap feature called "fuck a hole" where a guy just pays to stick his dick into a gloryhole to fuck a mystery pussy or get a bj. We could make the extra uglies do that, who get below a certain number of hits per week
>>79353682
animation is cool, any kind of it. It just so happens a lot of animation either good or bad comes from that pace.
>>79353631
>smoke the demon's hash browns
>immediately become possessed and start hacking apart my neighbors in a blind rage
>offer their first borns to my dark lord
>wake up on my next door neighbor's living room floor in a pile of blood, not remembering a single thing from the previous night
So this is the power of... whoa...
>>79353438
he's supposed to make it clear he wants to date her
do you really expect some dumb timid bitch to assume he likes her even though 9 times out of 10 men only care about women if it has to do with dating or sex? women can't do basic math. that's the man's job
>The average annual salary of an EMT in the United States is $32,670 as per the data drawn from indeed.com. The average salary of the EMT according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (US) is: Average Annual Salary: $32,670. Average Hourly Salary: $17.36.
fuck that's low
>>79353728
No.
ye boi
>>79353782
Are those marijuana pills?
>>79353782
Very jealous, my hookup won't speak to me
>>79353782
I've got your address through the EXIF data and the feds will be knocking shortly. Better flush your fun down the drain if you love your freedom
>>79353814
>EXIF data
nice meme
>>79353814
4chan automatically removes exif
>>79353835
when did they start doing this
I remember /b/ used to get peoples exif shit all the time
>>79353890
Years ago now
>>79353911
I'd marry her, no lie
>>79353911
>>79353911
So can we all agree Caribbean blacks are the best ones?
>>79353911
whats her name? gonna have a good fap
>>79353936
Winifer Fernandez
GUYS GUYS
ITS 9 - 11
SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH
>>79353991
Press F to pay respects
>>79353989
https://www.instagram.com/winiferfernandez2/?hl=en
nice.... glad to know she realizes her appeal
weed should be illegal because it makes me uncomfortable
>>79354053
Are you triggered?
weed should be illegal because it makes me comfortable
I wish it was still 2008
Clack
My
ASS
I wish it was already 2018
>tfw no sinaloan gf
tfw no gf's ass to clack
[clicking noises]
>>79354134
cock and pussy :-DDD
I just took a hit from my weed pen
>I just took a hit from my weed pen
Can we all just admit that there is nothing wrong with burning up a green one with the boys?
>tfw have only slept for a few hours in the past couple days because of benzo withdrawals
At least they'll be over today
>>79354264
at least you're not addict to weed, you'd probably already be dead by now.
>>79354247
Yeah kind of like that guy in the photo
>Can we all just admit that there is nothing wrong with burning up a green one with the boys?
>>79354276
he probably is, don't you know it's a gateway drug?
Sorta glad these over-hyped hurricanes happened so I didn't have to hear about Trump's every tweet these last few weeks.
>>79354321
I don't keep up with Trump's tweets at all because I don't use social media like a cucked normie.
>>79354347
The regular news outlets report on them all the time
>>79354369
>regular news outlets
ah you mean fake news
>>79354369
>watching the news
Only sheeple watch the "news."
hi
>>79354382
>>79354393
Yes, that's why I only get my news directly from Steve Bannon by fax now.
>hi
die
>>79354424
how r u
I have random moments every few days in which I feel very alone and want to kill myself. Then, an hour later I'm just fine.
What the fuck, brain chemistry?
>>79354456
start working out. get your heart pumping
>>79354488
>le /fit/ maymay
>tfw the abstinence cucks are silent because they know they don't have a leg to stand on
maybe you'll be sucked up into the sky like in the rapture just like in your nonsensical fairy tales because you were an gullible tightwad but I wouldn't hold my breath.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
Nothing wrong with using BBC for news
>>79354541
>KING KRAB
rate my gf
>>79354545
Reuters > all others
>>79354545
>Nothing wrong with using BBC for news
>>79354456
start jacking off, get your dick pumping
>>79354559
East asian/10
Who TF UP
It's Americans cry over something that happened 16 years ago day!
>>79354712
Scram toothpaste
>>79354758
>Leaf
>>79354790
>Dutchman using German equipment to remove Canadians
Uhmm...
>tfw overate
Ah yes, my slight anorexia has come to play
>>79354878
fatfuck
>>79354735
nice boobs
>>79354758
>>79354865
Don't bully aquafresh
>>79354887
ah yes
Tbh gaining weight isn't what i'm worried about. The reason i always undereat is because eating a lot causes me to break out. Not like I go anywhere and do anything anyway
>>79354926
drink more water
stop consuming sugar
>>79354865
Ooh, look what's on the leaf
>>79354955
Some of your Turkish citizens?
>>79354948
I drink plenty of water and very rarely consume anything with added sugar
I have dealt with horrible acne for a long time and I can tell you there are 2 things that definitely cause me to break out.
1. Greasy shit touching my face
2. Overeating
I have experimented and found it hardly matters what I eat as long as I don't overeat, but I still eat healthy generally
>>79354964
>>79354980
Liberals master race then
Seriously what's the ethical concerns about cloning people or neanderthals? Living as a clone is objectively better than never being brought into this world at all
>>79354964
i think Canados are handsome and humanlike
>>79354980
>only Turkroaches and the Liberal party of Canada survives
A very grim prospect
>>79354997
I wholeheartedly disagree. Existence is pain.
>>79355035
if you truly believed that you'd be dead
>>79354997
muh nazis
muh jurassic park
muh Khan Noonien Singh
LOL papa bear trump
>>79355105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM
awoken from near slumber because I had to squeeze out a shit
HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOO
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR?
>>79355425
nine elevs x
succesfuly went to bed at 10:30 and now Im up at 5. was going to go to the gym but its too dark out and im afraid ill get mugged on the way to the train station
Hello good morning lads
>>79355228
I bet that bear doesn't even have a yuge dong like mine. Sad! #lightweight #loser
>>79356354
henlo
Reminder that being sick doesn't mean you can't masturbate
Happy 11/9
Afternoon, /cum/
>>79359351
It's fucking 6:49am
>>79352548
where is this from?
>>79359376
Im too lazy to look up the time difference
I was only 4 when 9/11 happened and honestly have no recollection of that day
the deeper I look into islam in america the scarier it gets.
lads what the fuck
Good morning r tards.
@79361615
ugh... whatever
>>79360134
Islam will be the biggest religion by the end of the century
Why is Denmark being such a bitch? It's really pissing me off...
I have trouble thinking of a real reason to go to class today
@79362182
i love being a bitch... you got a problem? deal with it, girl.
Denmark is a sassy Black woman
Tfw power is out and I have to phone post
>>79353911
>american
>911
What did they mean by this
>gen wun waz rthe best XD lol such a 90s kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDNVVDbKoM
>>gen wun waz rthe best XD lol such a 90s kid
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDNVVDbKoM [Embed]
Only 90s kids can remember these buildings
Pokémon is for children
hope florida sinks into the ocean desu
Just watched IT
Idk wasn't scary desu
All the scary moments are too predictable
Some of the weird clown shit looked cool though
But that Gangnam style webm lmao
really feels like that in the movie
Also watched the credits and Canadian taxpayer money went into this
Also funny that they used that kid from stranger things and seemingly that same cliff at the quarry
>>79364257
congratulations. you built 2 skyscrapers. what's the next step of your master plan?
>>79364355
Extremely hurtful and rude post.
I have feelings, you know
>tfw some douche got all of my cell provider banned near tallahassee on /tv/
did you miss me?
>>79364725
>fl*ridians
>feelings
>>79364962
I can see your confusion. I'm not a native
Why do Koreans/Chinese come here to study? I thought our education system was a laughing stock.
>>79352548
9/11 was a pretty great prank actually
>>79365036
they only go there for the BBC and BWC
>>79365036
Public school is a joke but our higher education is unironically the best in the world.
>>79365036
They're so infatuated with America that they can go to pretty much any american college, get an american degree and as long as it says "America" on it they'll have a much greater chance at finding a job in their own country.
saw the tombs of Galileo and Michealangelo
>>79364549
>tfw no underage gangbang scene
>>79365075
>our higher education is unironically the best in the world.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>79365075
>global boker face
>>79365109
I always thought they saw us as dumb white piggu.
*has a think*
Actually feel embarrassed for the brit right now.
What a funny sounding sob
>>79365414
What exactly makes these colleges better than each other? Is it the professors?
>>79365758
no idea
I disagree with the ranking.
Yale should be in top 5.
>>79365758
Research impact and job opportunities for graduates
>he's a Yale man
>Yale should be in the top 5
https://youtu.be/hiMVx2C5_Wg
WE WUZ ATTACKED N SHEIT
>>79366200
>>79366200
>>79366200
>>79366200
new
someone make a non-furry edition
most american male names:
steve
rod
hank
ron
steve
frank
dan
bruce
andy
Refuse to post in the new thread
>>79366244
>no John