/brit/

>>79349887
looks like a quare

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watching a documentary about the ufo coverup lads
my mind is literally about to explode

why do people get fooled by a serie

very enjoyable to drive around at 4am. had to do it for wageslavery once but it wasn't that bad. felt very surreal having never done it before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obWywMv-N4k
choon

WHERE
IS
MY
MIND?

>Yankoids all obsessed with aliens

Imagine my shock

>>79349924
https://youtu.be/Cj0Z1scOmRM

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LEFT WING authoritarian music is cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DisPLXjp6cI

GIVE ME YOUR KETAMINE

>>79349950
anal probe me daddy

>>79349941
Not in my pocket faggot

mexiSHART

>>79349901
i'm at work mate got fuck all else to do

MONKEY

Women are inferior to me.

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Watching this Japanese Netflix series about a father and son reconnecting over videogames and it's making me sad I never had a dad.

what /k/ yankees think they look like

beto and bananas about to get into it LOL

>>79349979
>I never had a dad.

Alri Leafquan

>>79349950
the documentary i'm watching has shitloads of credible sources in the military all saying similar things
if you don't believe that aliens have visited this planet then you are the ultimate brainlet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Whites_of_the_East_End


London is literally no longer a part of Britains identity

>sad I never had a dad.
LOL the first world

>>79349975
the plot thickens...

>>79349979
Kek no wonder leaf posters are so shit

Would love to chat but I'm in the middle of a big important meeting right now with my company's CEO and our high level customer.
Just finished my 2 hour presentation that impressed everyone. I smell another payraise coming.

>el mexiCANO
an awful person tbqh

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>>79349986
fuck off 4chan

hey
do you think this feeling can last forever?

>>79349979
hello nigger

>>79349991
Don't understand the reference.

>>79350005
It's probably the same reason so many Aussie posters are gay.

this left wing authoritarian music was excelent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGQbnn24vaI

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(what they actually look like)

I DONT EAT
I DONT SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOU

>>79350027
basically the same as the yank's joke but so sophisticated you didn't understand it.

>>79350040
T U N E

>>79350039
love her xx

79350034
that fag had his twitter locked, because he knew he had blood on his hands

is there such a thing as a good discord server holy shit

i'm a lonely cunt i just want a community of people to talk to but every server i join is just people talking literal nonsense

>lef wif authoritarian music
It has a name, and it is Soviet music

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HER NAME IS NOELLE
AND I HAVE A DREEAAAM ABOUT HER

*ominous music begins playing*
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504677415512.webm

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<3 <3 <3

and the USSR was left wing authoritarian dumb monkey

it's raining
t.califag

>>79350068
where is this schlock from?

>>79350086
American television I believe

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>>79350047
Oh

I'm white though. My dad died from a heart attack when I was a baby.

>>79350067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjXmvy-c34

>>79350096
I'm sorry lad.

>>79350094
Thank-you.

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GOOD TIMES
FOR A CHANGE
SEE THE LUCK IVE HAD
COULD MAKE A GOOD MAN TURN BAD

SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LET ME LET ME LET ME
LET ME GET WHAT I WANT
THIS TIME

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>blocks your path

>My dad died from a heart attack when I was a baby.
I don't believe you

sister just did a horrific stinky poo in the only bathroom in my house lads

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my hero :)

>>79350119
Hey can you please take up a trip so I can filter you and your shitty pictures plz?

>>79350141
why dont you just filter all filenames with "su" in them you stupid fat idiot

Not sue again for fuck sake

>>79350141
just filter the british flag. thats what i did

>>79350086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPoRp46x8jY

Might fake a suicide attempt for attention

>>79350152
He's probably on mobile
What a loser haha

I have spent an amount of money on obscure historical paraphanelia such as gorgets and crossbelts and sometimes carry/wear some of it, although never over clothes, always under.

Sometimes i feel a little autistic but people in previous centuries did it and they had better fashion sense than people with hoodies and tracksuits

>>79350132
Better get a good whiff while you can

>>79350175
too obvious

>>79349902
fucking hideous

gf is on her period, she has smelly farts right now

she'll apologize to me in a few days and say wow i was a total bitch tehse last few days because MUH period

>gf is on her period, she has smelly farts right now
Thanks god i'll never have a gf

>>79350175
pics la

>>79350191
FONT

>>79350191
typical woman blaming everything else for her problems

>>79350194
You gay?

>>79350162
lmao

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>>79350196
have one of these


>>79350183
Its the truth, its less autistic than it sounds as its literally just having another object on your person

i am not gay

gf likes me cumming inside her before work. she says it feels hot walking around wiht my cum in her as she talks to people

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My commie dog for you beto ;)

would consider letting my gf cuck me but only in certain circumstances like if she said it's always been a fantasy of hers to fuck big black cock or something like that

wouldn't be okay with it if she just saw some good looking lad she wanted to fuck though

Think im in love with Lori 2bh lads

>>79350162
Actual thanks.

Blinked again and the weekend's over
Toil resumes in 11 hours

>>79350231
the american post

>>79350221
https://youtu.be/Kkisx_ifQAw

>>79350175
id call u sad but i've spent over 8000 on cocaine since january so i'd be a bit rich

tim used to work in central london

>gf likes me cumming inside her before work. she says it feels hot walking around wiht my cum in her as she talks to people
u don't even have a gf you fucking loser

>>79350222
*Prods you with my willy*

You sure?

>>79350253
i do but shes chubby

>>79350221
Hope you have a british one too, citizen francois

>>79350248
this should be "it'd". one missing letter makes this setene retarded

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Incapable of looking after myself

>>79350224
That sounds disgusting and people get fishy vagina smell/injections from not cleaning out their pussy gash.
Men don't have to worry about that because penises clean themselves out with urine but women have two holes and the urine doesn't wash out the cum infections.

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>i do but shes chubby

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>>79350291

>>79350248
only spent £200 of so, in any case they are usually functional objects and with the exception of the gorget acceptable in some scenarios outside of re-enactment , in modern society that is.

>>79350268
I do yh but the french one looks better and is more functional, for as little as thats worth anyway.

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>set up a hookup appointment for October 3rd back in December
>arranged it with this guy with a thick 7.5inch cock because i was immature and horny back then
>all i really want is a nice 6 incher nowadays
>too late to change things easily now

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>>79350267

>>79350286
vaginas clean themsevles out naturally. youre not supposed to put anything up them

yeah i agree, fuck the pedos

Going to take my dogs for an walk, i hope not to get stabbed

>>79350175
Nice, show the one you like the most

i've heard that if you leave cum in you for too long you can get these horrific parasitic infections in your abdomen. causes massive stomach bloating and all sorts of nasty stuff

>>79350286
cum infections? are u like 12? as long as u dont have an std cum is fine

>>79350246
fife? five?

>>79350175
whats he coolest thing you got?

>>79350310
Oh

>>79350307
ah yes let me just post my gf certificate

>>79350321
Pics of dogs

ou may think I'm happyYou may think I'm sad you may think I'm angry. I was born on the 7th of May I remember very well that awful day I was in my mother curled up tight

in /cum/ they always liked to said they had gf's, but never posted pics of her ass

>>79350324
No.
DESU I got an A+ in sex-ed but I just stuffed my notes into my mechanical eraser part and used them on tests. I don't actually know anything about biology.

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>>79350338
It's the commie pug and this lab

>>79350330
A crossbelt for a sword/bayonet is what i like the most, i have some belt plates for it and three gorgets, also some chainmail epaulettes (used by british cavalry in the 19th.c) and a brown bess bayonet

>>79350321
Its nighttime and i cba to dig around in my drawers

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>>79350349
*dismantles your argument with ease*

>>79350351
im far too fucked up to tell if you;re actually for rreal or mot

babestation

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>>79350336
Do it proxy khohol

>>79350359
>commie pug
Haha

>>79350372
I read someone say something about vaginas not being able to clean themselves on some crack site and I don't remember anything from sex-ed class.
Just ignore me pls I'm sorry

Ben Shapiro is ur typical JIDF
-Defends israel, is a faggot, put dildos on his ass, wants to sock BIG BLACK COCK

Why don't you cunts ever go to bed

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>>79350389

>>79350360
>why yes i do collect gorgets and epaulettes

i have literally no idea what either of those words means. you fucking sad prick. what else are u into? a spot of fucking stamp collecting and bird watching? my god

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>>79350395
I can't stop drinking soda full of caffeine

i am virgin and proud as well, but if i am going to write an article i would never say i am virgin

>>79350408
what's wrong with bird watching
rude

>>79350385
no worries lad but when you reach the age of 27 lie me you will have watchewd enough bukkake porn to realise that it''s usualy ok k

>>79350408
My other collecting hobby is coins. Mostly have roman but also have a few medieval. Oldest one i have is 1,800 years old.

>>79350385
the lining sheds every month

>>79350062
i dont even know what a discord is. but now i want to join one. let's make one for /brit/

>>79350395
>>79350375

>>79350441
Post interesting british coins

>>79350408
hmmmmmmmmm suspisciously paki post

>>79350441
i was mockingg you not asking you about yourr hobbies you autistic twat

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>i am virgin and proud as well

>>79350445
this is how cancer starts

>>79350426
Literal pedo activity

>>79350469
Why do people use real teeth for this kind of shit when the dentists can make perfect looking fake teeth?

>>79350464
nah im fairly sure that's cell mutation

>>79350469
christ how do you get teeth that white

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Want to pump a Mexican womb full of cum and then raise the child together

>>79350453
I got some weird stuff dropped in my hat when I was busking. One guy dropped an Australian Millennium Commemoration coin. It was like a big old 50p. I might still have it.

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It's ok to want to bang this trannie?

>>79350485
doubt it

>>79350502
Yes, do it for me.

>>79350461
Well what interests you then? Do you even have hobbies aside from generic deano things?

>>79350453
My fav is one from the reign of Richard I, its just a sliver penny though.

the monkey likes to fuck trannies

>>79350501
>busking

ih ope u know everyone asssumes ur a homeless drug addict or immigrant

>>79350501
I have a £5 coin somewhere

>>79350508
i'm 100% sure

>>79350510
She/he is so hot for fuck sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCE8NT3QvDU

SCREECHING

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For the autistic deano, these are epaulettes

its treason then

>>79350541
been absolutely ages since i watched this. cant even remember where i first saw it but ive watched it loads

>>79350527
Obviously not all the birds who dropped their phone numbers in my hat :-)

>>79350537
it's not islam that's the problem
it's the fact that arabs like violence and cool looking swords and going around killing people.

>>79350533
If your dick gets hard, that's all you need to know.

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think a mouse got into my room and died but i've no idea where it is and the smell is driving me mental

>>79350537
>chemistry wouldn't exist
Is this a joke?

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Post the Pepe that best sums up your feelings right now

>>79350565
yes

in fact the entire image is

>>79350564
iktfb

open all windows and light some incense, and wait until it goes away

>>79350527
A lot of musicians do it when theyre down on their luck or wanting attention/to show their talent.

Dont see many wog buskers, well not good ones anyway.

>>79350564
Eat something gassy so you can fart away the smell

>>79350537
>algebra
>board has geometry on it

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>>79350570

>>79350513
my main interest currently is serious research into disproving the theory that massive cocaine use causes heart attacks. it's obviously false, and if i'm wrong may i die of a massive coronary infarction

>>79350576
>wait until it goes away
its not going feking anywhere

>>79350564
methodically clear out your room.
It is most likely in the walls or a cupboard but could be anywhere, going to take a while la, in the meantime light incense like >>79350576 said

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It's that time of the year again where I hear rats crawling all around my attic.

>>79350593
I dont think youre that guy , but anyway how long have you been on your cocaine binge?

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>>79350570

dicks out for harambe

why am I still awake?

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>>79350570

>>79350675
the movie about nothing that is your life hasn't ended yet

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>>79350570

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>>79350570

yank power hour

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>>79350570

depressed and cant think of why i would be

have a gf, friends, and a loving family

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YEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>79350570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

Texan rose

>>79350626
since 7pm friday my lad . luckily if i go to sleep soon ill be able to get a whole 2 hours before i have to fet up for work so it's all good

mad that the lion is called the king of the jungle despite never being found in one

>>79350759
think youre best skipping work tbqh, going to make a fool of yourself by falling asleep doing....whatever it is that you do

>>79350718
We out here

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>>79350570

>>79350694
Back from the climbing gym laddo?
Feelin swole and sexy?

dumb frogposters

>>79350856
Nah just feeling chill

love my gf

>>79350790
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB CHIEF WIGIUMM.. WHATEVER HTHAT IS

u don't have one

>>79350866
Delet this

>>79350865
Nice

i have a hf but won't post pics of her on 4chan for obvious reasons

>>79350956
are you a quare

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want to steal his look desu

really wish i had a big dick

My gf is a rude person
Don't think she does it on purpose though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arms_shipments_from_Czechoslovakia_to_Israel_1947%E2%80%9349
interesting

>Stalin carried out an international purge of Communist Party officials suspected of sympathy for nationalist or Jewish variations of communism
based

>>79351077
Czechoslovakia isn't a real country you alt-right anti-semitic idiot.

anyone save that new alan picture and the vocaroo of that lad laughing at it?

>>79351063
same

it's just the way she is and she doesn't even realise she does it
she has to make a concerted effort to be nice because she's a horrible person

not surprising that she is though because she's absolutely gorgeous so she gets treated excellently no matter what

what did netanyahu mean by this?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/09/10/netanyahus-son-posts-classic-anti-semitic-meme-drawing-praise-from-neo-nazis/

79351136

that his network of faggots have infiltrated /pol/

>>79351132
No

>>79351163
wasnt asking you

>>79351162
What do you do with your life Mexico?

>>79351173
Not that guy, but you were asking everybody.

>haven't taken my medicine in over a week
>randomly bursting into tears
>massive headaches every day
>completely exhausted all the time
i love pharmaceuticals

need a gf

>>79351200
Haven't taken mine in 2 and a half years and I'm still fucked.

>gay anime roleplaying everywhere
>Facebook and black twitter memes have replaced actual content
>half of the site's traffic is from phones
>nobody makes OC and few people can even use photoshop
>reposts directly from Reddit everywhere
what's the point of even coming on this site anymore desu

do jews control mexico too?

>>79351234
It's the one country they don't control

>>79351234
No, the Lebs do. The Jews never made inroads into Latin America.

imagine living in a post-scarcity society lads

>>79351228
>gay roleplaying
>make OC but don't have PS
Those are my only two dings.

cute shy girl might not be so cute and shy

she smokes pot and said one time she had chlamydia from her bf

worried thats not date material anymore and might drop her.

shes very into me. though it is a good sign that she hasnt let me fuck her after 2 dates

yes, if you go to the mexico city, cancun or monterrey youll see shittons of rabbis there

>>79351270
What if I go to Tijuana?

>>79351266
If you do decide to get your dick wet, please wrap it

Im so sick and tired of the Photoshop! Show me an arse with some stretch marks

get to know them lads
https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/individual

>>79351266
>know she has an std
>not cutting off all contact

virgin spotted

hey guys, just dumping off this 14 and fat fucker here

>>79351317
>>79351317
>>79351317

>>79351341
Please migrate back you quare

>>79351324
>>79351324
Thats not how chlamydia works you utter virgin.

Its curable and can be gone in a week

>>79351341
please fuck off

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what do you rank? i'm somewhere between weird and "that guy"

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>>79351354
>>79351369
who's 14 and fat?? who is a special little 14 and fat guy?

>>79351395
probable quare

>>79351393
Had a friend who sometimes listened to wall noise

>>79351395
couldn't possibly care, go back to your Facebook groupchat shithole

>>79351393
i like lots of stuff from 1 to 4 and stuff that isnt mentioned.

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>>79351402
>>79351412
yes you are my tubby dumplings. 14 and fat #4LYFE

Jordan Peterson DESTROYS dumb Transgender Activist

anyone else withdrawing from substances? opium WD is the absolute worst feel.

>>79351448
uploaded by Jordan Peterson

>>79351448
link?

Watching Hackers.

Shall be killing myself on Friday when I get money to buy poppy seeds and codeine. Going to go out in bliss. Thought about hanging myself up the mountain but wouldn't like my family to see me like that in the coffin. Withdrawing hard and literally going proper insane. Just cba really. If trips I'll stream and hang myself.

>>79351475
:(

HAHAHAHA

>>79351465
yes, 1 gram codeine a day habit. going to end it, OD after one last day of bliss.

>>79351474
good choice, that movie's fun as fuck

>>79351465
>>79351475
why are you flippin proxies like you do burgers at your day job?

also dont kill yourself

Hacking Watchers.

>>79351502
the yank wasn't me 2bh. I'm doing it mate, literally cba anymore I have to take 9 tablets a day and they're making me insane. i havent slept in 3 days

i'm unironically not a virgin

>>79351502
wish i had a proxy 2bH

I am unironically a virgin

I'm a virgin but only ironically

>>79351514
get help to ween yourself off it. change your lifestyle

>>79351475
Don't do it tulipbro.

PANIC IN THE STREETS OF LONDOOOON

>>79351468
support Jordan Peterson on patreon

>>79351514
dont do that. you will be in hell for a week or so but it will get better.

>>79351538
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/906999389746548736

>>79351533
im a brit
>>79351529
i have like 5 mental illnesses lamo and dont want to go in the mental hospital again cause ill be there for months
>>79351545
ive been off it for 2 months, was addicted to valium, xanax, speed, codeine and k

>>79351514
Do something wild then, move countries or ship yourself somewhere silly without the tablets, like a remote norwegian Fjord or a cargo ship bound for south Korea

>>79351568
DUBLIN, DUNDEE, HUMBERRRRSIDE

>>79351575
too poor im on disability

>>79351514
FYI if you OD on codeine, it will not be 'bliss' you will be in agonizing pain a your organs shut down. your lungs will fill with saliva, you wont be able to draw air, and you'll suffocate, slowly.

totally not worth it. there's also the possibility you survive and come back as a vegetable. not worth it. get help

>I have like 5 mental illnesses
fuck off back to Tumblr with this shite

>>79351571
>i have like 5 mental illnesses
post proofs

>>79351595
fuck off ableist

>>79351571
Don't do it anyway.

>>79351589
drive there in a cheap 2nd hand car and leave it all in god's hands

go to a port and ask to be taken on by a ship

you have fuck all to lose so idk why not

humberside mentioned

>>79351589
Just go into hospital. They'll sedate you if you're a wreck.

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you should lose your virginity

mexican women are sexy and not feminists like first world women

>>79351616
What is that?

Ya gay. Ya bent,ya dads arse is up for rent

>>79351633
fuck off attention whore cunt

>>79351637
it's the side of a humber

>>79351644
What's a humber?

>>79351652
Well, it has a side.

>>79351652
anything which engages in or is utilised in the process of humbing

>>79351201
wat

>>79351652
It's another word for blowjob.

>>79351657
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Interdasting....

>>79351652
A high number.

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