Canada USA Mexico
Angie edition
lmao what a dummie
we already had a thread IDIOT
Can't wait to start working so I can get money to buy things
I think I'm going to save some to go on a trip by next summer
who that thot man
get lost
i submitted my application to a language buddy program...
hope i get in...
Can I get some white bitches for being the first black man to post on /cum/?
>A mischling girl I know is always trying to flirt with me
I swear to god this is some sort of jodenstreek
>>79349841
give her the D you fag
I think I might have lupus
oh my
>>79349644
ANGIE
>>79349906
It's never lupus except that one time when it is lupus.
>you will pay the price for making us pay the price
haha fucking idiots
keep posting my north american friends
>>79349969
Angie is breddy gud tbqh
>>79349875
No.
>Fist of Flames
Calgary?
Hope the Eddie Lack signing works out for you guys
>>79349982
bring it, cowboy
>>79349945
I'm gonna smack that little kim jong un with my yuge dong #lightweight
I have no friends
I have no life
I'm going to make society pay for this!!!
>tfw gf is flat as a board, no tits or ass at all
>>79350021
Is there a video, where she was fucked up into the ass?
I'm a 18 year old bad bitch from Canada. AMA
>>79350044
that's what you get for falling for the asian gf meme
>>79350021
really wanna lick angie's armpits desu
>>79350044
So your average asian girl
>>79350025
Not so fast, scumbag
>>79350065
>>79350102
Most Asian girls here are active and actually have nice asses which makes it worse, but yeah.
>>79350103
good luck trying to find my secret lair
im using high tech proxies so you cant find me cuck
What an effing perfect ass.
you should find a finn
>>79350190
meant 4
>>79350044
>>79350187
actually her pants are just really tight, just another thot begging for attention
>tfw no pashtun gf
>>79350203
>>79350203
A gayer post could not be made
>>79350151
I'll see you, sooner than you think
Why is /cum/ so dead? Almost an hour and only 39 posts from 19 posters
Don't worry everyone i'm here to bully weebs
>tfw a sexy norwegian is trying to hunt me down
gotta get outta here
>>79350316
Retard put another thread up without /cum/ in the field
Ah yes, philosophy homework
I think Hume just BmeTFO
>>79349811
There's another actual black man that posts here but he's a weeb like you
I'm cooler than you
>>79350339
you're staying right here boyo
>>79350063
Are you from Canada? Are you more than 17 years old but less than 19? Are you what some people call a bitch?
I want to be skinnier anons, should I become anorexic? I am already really skinny but I have love handles I want to lose
>>79350520
yes yes and yes
>>79350546
>skinny
>love handles
it's like you want to be made fun of
>>79350546
Just don't eat every other day
Why are Mexicans so racists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-fn8gO9-GM
>>79350572
Clearly you worry about being made fun of.
It hurts you inside doesn't it?
have this urge to strangle a girl
>>79350611
>skinny
>love handles
is this you?
need to crackdown on the gf situation
>>79350633
Just go down to the gf store and buy one.
>>79350616
I get that urge during sex. Am I a woman hater?
>>79350638
just fuck off you pecker
>>79350627
I asked you if it hurt?
I am not the poster who has love handles.
But you sir are one nigger loving wife cuck head.
>>79350695
>But you sir are one nigger loving wife cuck head.
You are 14.
And fat.
>>79350653
Rude
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>>79350763
14.
and.
fat.
Fat.
and.
14.
I'm straight and alt-right but there is nothing I love more than a gay romance subplot on tv
14 and
Fat
Real REAL thread
>>79350559
>>79350559
>>79350559
>hes fat and 14.
why is robert wyatt music so beautiful
>being 14 and fat
>>79350851
9/11 could use some work but breddy gud.
He's fat and 14
>fat
>14
Just made this.
I call it 14 and fat.
i have $15000 left on unemployment and i'm going to milk every cent of it
mfw I'm 14 AND fat
a lot f samefagging ITT
>>79349451
>>79349451
>>79349451
>>79349451
why do blacks in the usa always fucking loot. always. they just dont care how they look.
Fat n 14 bruh
>>79350877
I work for dominos and this is true
I love it when /cum/ is straight
>His thread is 14 and fat
>>79350896
Thats the /cum/ for weebs this is the phat edition.
was too big, deleted
what is this about fat and 14?
>>79350896
>/cum/ in name field
How 14 and fat can you get?
>I love it when /cum/ is straight
>>79350911
Dubs for truth
>i work for dominos
why are mexicans in the us so fucking incompetent
>>79350940
You really aren't sending your best
cat 2 and fat.
>>79350932
>>79350929
>he's not 14 and fat
>>79350938
came home tonight with 80 dollars in tip money for only 5 hours of work, not to mention the hourly wage. not so bad for a first job
>>79350955
Fat dubs my friend
tHE WOrst forced shit i have ever seen
you should all feel bad
>>79350911
HOL UP
>>79350971
>t.fat&14
>>79350971
14 and fat post
Janny is 14 and fat.
mates....
>>79350998
what
>LOOK I CALLED HIM THE JOKE THAT HE SAID WAS BAD
lyseves
>>79351006
Testicular cancer
i wish i had a gf
>>79351011
same
Shut up you fat and 14.
>>79351008
god I wish that was me
>>79349908
What's her name?
>>79350998
kys
The Charlottevile Dodge Challenger driver is going to get off Scot free because the jury will try to overcharge and end up losing the case, the fat cunt who died also didn't die because she was ran over but rather she died from a heart attack From Being an obese sack of shit
Like this post if you don't give a shit about Florida
>>79351027
rebecca fromunda
>>79351031
no he wont
>>79351031
And 14
>>79351041
He will
>>79351034
upvoted
>>79351023
i really like that shit you do to pics, how do you do it.
>>79351034
liked my friend.
He has dozens of pictures of men dressed up as women.
He has dozens of pictures of penises.
>>79351034
Really like your post
>>79351006
y tho anon?
>>79351011
>Be me 4 years ago
>16 years old, beta faggot
> Parents decide to host a foreign exchange student
>Autism activated
>Learn that the student is gonna be an asian qt from the phillipines
>Ask mum for contact information
>Chat with this grill for weeks, normally can't hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes IRL
>After waiting the day has finally come
>Hear a light knock at the door
>Oshit.png
>Parent's open the door and greet our exchange student
>Spaghet falling out of pockets
>Decide fuck it and walk down the stairs to greet her
>Make it to the last step and realise 'she' was a 'he'
>He's 14 and fat
>Mfw
>>79351006
terrone?
HAPPY 9/11 GUYS
>>79351031
hes a hero
they'll get him for hit and run at least though
>>79351011
Go to the gf store
They're having a sale right now
>>79351075
That is not my balls and cock, my Dick is bigger and way more hairy
>>79351073
>qt from the phillipines
This is how I knew it was fake
Ok guys I think the next /cum/ edition is 14 and fat
All I need is Donald Trump's blessing.
i want a fucking girlfriend AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>79351096
Take that back faggo, there are plenty of Qts at subway
>>79351107
Ask your mom to find one for you
Guys that dress up like girls are still dudes remember that. Its an abomination and you will bathe in hell
>>79351101
14 and fat, the RNH edition
Has a girl besides your mom ever seen your dick? Two girls have seen mine, one named Rachel and one named Jackie
>>79351075
Irish-American
>>79351112
This is the ONLY qt from the Philippines
>>79351123
mmm around 5 i presume
>>79351107
why would you want that
>>79351107
Not with that attitude; be yourself.
>be fat and 14
Caraposter is 14 and fat.
>>79351142
gfs are cute
>tfw born to early to immigrate to terraformed Mars
>>79351167
are you 14 and fat? Cause that's how you get 14 and fat
>>79351123
When I was younger a "girl" from pakistan contacted me on MSN Messenger and asked to see my penis. I thought it wasn't really a girl but then they sent me some timestamped photo so I complied.
tldr: her 18 year old brother loved white dick and got her to hold a sign so I'd send the picture
>>79351167
>Born in just the right time to be 14 and fat
>>79351123
Can name every single one (not in order)
Patricia
Stephanie
Emily
Alexis
Jamie
Vanessa
Taylor
Brie
Lauren
Gabrielle
[REDACATED]
>>79351166
oh boy you don't know anything
ah now I remember why I only come here once every couple of months. thanks guys
>>79351181
Redacted is a pretty name for a girl
>>79351190
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppAeMWFCqC8
>>79351177
why are mudslimes so obsessed with white people?
>>79351191
Is it because you're
a) 14
b) fat
c) all of the above
?
I wish I didn't have gay urges
>>79351191
how's life being 14 AND fat?
>>79351205
Muslimah pussy is the sole possession of white cock
>>79351235
that's a man
>>79351216
i know what you can buy to fix it
a shotgun
>>79350572
I am skinny, if you saw me you'd think I was a skeltal. It's only the love handles that I kept from when I was a fat child
Hairy men turn me on but I still like women
>>79351239
>t. cock expert
>>79351245
>if you saw me you'd think I was a skeltal. It's only the love handles that I kept from when I was a fat child
something someone 14 and fat would say desu
>>79351216
Go to gay camp
>>79351245
>14
>>79351245
I think he needs to point out who is 14 and fat ITT
>>79351264
>>79351272
I left for fucking 30 minutes and come back to this fat and 14 meme that was slightly related to what I posted then
Need to purge this thread desu
you people aren't funny
which one of you 14 and fat faggots started this piece of shit?
>>79351236
>>79351236
>>79351236
>>79351236
is this the worst thread of the year so far?
why do i get so emotional when there's yuri drama in television shows and movies?
im literally the only person with a good sense of humour here
>>79351291
at least I'm not the one who is 14 and fat
is this le born of a new epic maymay XDDDxdxdxDD
XDXD
I see now that this whole dumb shit started because of posters responding to my love handle post
Shall migrate to /brit/
>>79351317
>spacing
14, fat, and a redditor
UPVOTE AND SHARE IF YOU WERE HERE IN LE BORN OF THIS NEW epic MEme XDDDDDxdxdxxdXDXD
>>79351344
You have to go back
>>79351317
4TEEEN
4AT
14Chan and fat
WHO FIRST ///PEOPLE IN 4CHIN IN USING THIS NEW EPIC MEme HERE//
poST YOU ARE HISTORIES HERE
LIKE AND UPVOTE xddXDXDXD
Failing one of my classes atm
https://discord.gg/jnJYXT
come to the /cum/ discord
>>79351420
the more you fail the easier it gets
>>79351317
hahahahah fuck off we're full
This 14 and fat revived the thread tbqh
>>79351420
youll be fine
14 AND FAT FAT fat , a person WITH OVERWEIGHT XDDDDD, im LOLing SO HARD HERE xdxXDDDDDDDD
>>79351430
What do you mean???!?!
>>79351429
"Don't be openly hostile to other posters. E.g. "I hate you," "fuck you," anything obviously meant to wound. If you're funny, being ironic, or shitfaced drunk, those are exceptions. If you don't know if something is funny, then it's not funny. This server is meant to be comfy. If you're a cunt, then it's not comfy. If you have a problem with another poster, block them or try to be clever with your responses. Please don't test your boundaries. Cunty posters will be kicked."
No.
>>79351452
yeah they kicked me out
they are really sensitive people.
>>79351450
you get used to failure
join my discord instead
https://discord.gg/XBp7hg
>>79351452
What a bunch of faggots
>>79351294
This guy >>79350731
fornication is a sin
>>79351205
Idk it's very weird though. I think it is their preference for light skin.
>tfw no strong legged gf to choke me with them
>>79351525
>tfw no fat 14 year old with love handles
>>79351536
i love this pic so much
wish life was like gits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZFhke6HoYQ
>>79351562
shit track
>>79349644
angie is goddess tier and has been for like, 8 years now
she's part cuban though, not mexican.
What does /cum/ listen to?
>>79351525
is that too much to ask for?
The terrone is a qt
t. Girl
>>79351591
stop by say hi
https://www.last.fm/user/meddle511
>>79351600
t.terrone
>>79351580
gib tuga gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvgzQ-Itog
what if?
>>79351608
Nope
i follow an anarcho-communistlibertarian ideology
>>79351591
pls bully me :^)
>>79351649
>>79351650
your life is shit
why bully you
>>79351650
I like grimes, I can't bully you
>>79351650
are you a violent lesbian with sociopathic tendencies?
>>79351649
distributist here. find one flaw with distributism. protip, you can't
>>79351675
i'm more of a retailarist because retailarism is superior to distributionism
A society that puts distribuition before the creation of wealth will end with neither of them.
>>79351669
I wish
>>79351617
sure, once the japanese gib Sana. hell, i'll even mail you a second one for free.
rnagfasap
a beautiful woman with an old hag
>>79351724
>tfw no tuga gf
>>79351746
Cara isn't that old
an actual beautiful woman being expressive with her role
>>79351754
xDDDDDDD
A beautiful woman with a failed tranny
is it stikk gay if it's two women
>>79351795
I was going to say that but he did it first tbqh
I've been on the Internet for over 10 years now, what about you /cum/?
>>79351800
>beautiful woman
what did you mean by this?
>>79351819
Make an educated guess
>>79350061
No. She's just a normie whose nudes got leaked when she was 14/15. Now, almost 10 years later, she's just well known for being really hot.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13907124
http://www.strawpoll.me/13907124
http://www.strawpoll.me/13907124
>>79351814
I am old so I remember when Usenet and AOL was very relevant.
>tfw netscape is dead forever
>>79351863
I've heard about dial up Internet but I don't understand how it works.
>NAFTA wants to increase Mexico minimum wage because we are too cheap
Man, inflation here we go.
Who do Chicanos hate italians?
Is there anyone who regularly posts in this thread that isn't a brain-dead retard?
Weed good
>>79351910
Yes, me
>>79351891
It used your phone lines instead of dedicated broadband internet lines. So when you used the internet phones could not be used. It also took several minutes to turn it on and made weird noises doing so while being slow as shit.
>>79351924 (You)
>>79351937
>>79351910
Sorry I thought you said "is braindead retarded" nvm...
>>79351910
I'm 14
and fat
>>79351910
M-me
>>79349644
Angie
>>79350187
Her ass wasn't very big before
Unless that's just a really good angle, either somebody doctored the photo or she doctored her butt
>>79351976
not angie
*notices mouth shape and necklace*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-64o8zRkZI
I like this fucking song and i know that it is bad, please send help
>>79352017
*thinks*
>>79349776
Good luck, friend
>tfw as a child you didn't realize that there is no pratice run for life this whole thing is for real and you better get it right the first time
>>79352041
hot
>>79352065
american education system has failed us
>>79352065
Yeah, that whole you can be anything you want no need to worry BS needs to be dropped
>tfw the youngest child in the family has the highest probability of being a fuck-up
>WoW came out during high school/college
i was destined to fail
>a majority of people here probably doesn't remember 9/11
I haven't masturbated today
este hilo es prueba de que los mexicanos nos arruinan todo
>>79352219
suicidate
>>79352219
Um, this thread is English-only. Kys.
>>79352205
I remember, they made an announcement at school.
Hey guys what is the best US flag manufacturer out there to buy online?
I'm lookin to replace a shitty old one.
>>79352233
hi faggot why did you leave?
china makes our flags
>>79349908
>trying to look sexy with that nig tier phone jack outlet in the background
>>79352252
Contract me to make your flag
Do you guys think there is any value in asceticism?
I got really bored, ate a bunch of peanuts, got some booze and some drugs and felt lonely today so I think I oughta fast and live as a hermit
>>79352278
sounds like you can call entertainment an indulgence
so no
>>79352278
>asceticism
>oh no i am happy
>*whips self*
>>79352267
Thanks but I have a feeling it would be covered in cum stains.
>>79352258
you are all boring
i only go for egotistical reasons and that aint healthy
>>79352265
povertyfilia
>>79352242
The use of English, French and Spanish is allowed in these threads, always has.
>>79352311
You're whats wrong with America
I'm just a small business trying to thrive
The 50TB ZFS server just went live. What did you do today, /cum/? Pull your dick to cartoons?
Heh, better luck next life.
>>79352312
I think you should take a break from all forms of the internet tbqh
>>79352331
I read about digital twin for a project I have
JANNYD
Hahaha what a pendejo making early threads and that
i see i havent missed nothing in ages. cum is fucking as dead as the dirt in the ground.
please don't kys friends
The next edition MUST be a sincere memorial to the events of 9/11
>>79352493
no one cares about 911
>>79352305
But i'm not happy either way
somebody make a new thread
>>79352524
>bunch of dead damn yankees, WOPS and (((bagels)))
Never understand why southerners care tbph
>>79350998
Too fat ass.
poodle juice
>>79352618
Are you gay?
post more angie
>>79353015
I prefer fit ladies.