/brit/

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*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
*EEEEEEH EEEEEH EEEEEEH EEEEEEH EEEEEEH EEEEH EEEEEEH*

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the preferred body type desu

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anime

How 4chan Destroyed Culture and Society (A Postmodern Study)

a yank couple like to do vlogs about my country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spUW6Ov85ls&t=266s

>>79348199
I too made a new thread but forgot the edition

kill the mexifart with fire

had a dream that the prospective gf showed me her fanny and it was proper bad meat flaps
think its subconcious anxiety that she might be a slag

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anime

2 day coke binge finally nears the end im digging in the bin to find empty coke baggies to lick snorting crumbs off the floor and looking for bits i may have dropped while shaking and sweating. does this make me a runt? drinking untuil i pass out is the nbwst way out

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651
mad

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going to bed

>>79348341
you know roastie is just a meme right
meaty flaps are genetic, not a result of being a slut

>>79348334
>my country
lel

Know a 20 y/o with GREYING hair. How is this possible? ??

>>79348356
hey are you single? xx

listening to a proper tune

>>79348346
puttering at this

think i might've failed to kill a cockroach, don't know if what i vacuumed up was its body or something else. sprayed roach killer everyone and now my throat itches and i feel a headache coming on

>>79348356
yeah i know but still i think that was the significance of the dream

HAHA, these yankis are saying if the memes against my country are real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eYbgS2zYoI&t=131s

>>79348371
stress and sadness can accelerate aging

reading am*rican comments lowers your iq

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>>79348371

So far so good...the problem posters I think have left us.

Sweden YES

misaligning in BoB atm lads

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>>79348376

>>79348371
I knew a 13 year old boy in my music ensemble who had a head full of natural grey hair.
He got mad when anyone asked about it.

packerstanny fouriers get out

LOL he is not swedish but an israeli parasite using a proxy

shagged a girl with an outie vagina once it was mad, had to hide my visible shock when she got nude

>>79348371
>>79348371
my uncle went grey at 16 lmao

Weed raises IQ.

>>79348373
fuck off fag

What's it like to hold a girl's hand lads?

LSD is better

>>79348331
name isn't nearly convoluted and nonsensical enough

needs to be something like "a transgressional hermeneutic on rational discourse: 4chan and the decolonisation of reason" or something along those lines

i fucked up that post bigly

>>79348423
cornetto

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>So far so good...the problem posters I think have left us.

being swedish makes your gf fuck niggers

>>79348408
what does it say

thank god i'm not mestizo

STOP puttering

>>79348432
>a transgressional hermeneutic on rational discourse: 4chan and the decolonisation of reason"

props man thats actually pretty good

>>79348371
I'm going a bit grey at 22

THIS AMERICAN GIRL IS CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spUW6Ov85ls&t=448s

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>>79348426
have a couple tabs may drop them tonight maybe not xx

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Massacres_or_pogroms_against_Jews

got a banging new dealer lads
sells benzos, coke, mandy, ket, gurners, tramadol, weed and hash
literally a one stop shop

>>79348475
SCREAMING

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Stuck in the lift

>>79348477
>>79348477
better to take acid at the start of the day while the sun is shining

>>79348448
>>79348447
So they have not left entirely...I see you, problem posters

>>79348509
you mean the elevator :^)

didn't know we had american tourists here in mexico

>>79348509
Sputtering

>>79348509
praying for you

>>79348478
:/

>>79348493
oh shit yeah and acid
highly doubt it's acid though

>>79348478
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Halamish_stabbing_attack
>3 deaths
what an incredibly high bar to set

>>79348516
get out of my homeland anglo
#celtic pride

>>79348493
im happy for you la

>>79348509
good luck la

fluttering at this

I can't believe it's not putter

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>>79348542
come home celtic man

>>79348545
its dangerous
i'm very very poor since i found him

>>79348441
What?

DUMB PIRATE FROGPOSTER

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Just found the meximong's youtube channel from the video he posted hahaha doxxed!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZZ0ieBixLNagKh406Hn65Q

>>79348537
>2017
>using knives to kill ppl
backwards savages

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>gen z

pattering ae dis

>>79348599
yeah they need to get with the first world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden

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>>79348247
draenei best race

BETO IS FINISHED

>drugs dude lmao good dealer i do drugs i have a good dealer that sells lots of drugs
runt

>>79348599
I'd much rather have someone attempt to murder me with a blade than a gun, bomb or car desu

our women don't like mexicans but mexican women love white men

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Lauren Southern is an absolute babe

>>79348641
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>our women don't like mexicans
this is what the whhiteys believe

>>79348655
the quintessential beta virgin rorke post

>>79348656
it was actually my own post i just wanted to start a dialogue about drug use

>>79348684
i enjoy using drugs

Beto is a virgin and an anime nonce

>>79348655
404 top lip not found

>>79348655
>large forehead
>small boobs
>dyed hair
lesbo on the right

>>79348655
she has an old lady face

>>79348693
as do I, but just had a heavy weekend after being off everything for about 6 months and I've felt like absolute shit since. I don't think I have the willpower to be responsible about it, very jealous of the lads that can just stop at 6am

Lauren southern is an absolute munter

>>79348693
are you the philosoleaf who loves trips? lots of time for you and your posts laddo

>>79348743
silence

>>79348642
why? getting killed by stabbing is more painful and more personal

at least by a bullet or bomb you die right away

>>79348754
Violence

stop talking
be quiet

lauren is puttering
wait that's me
at this
>>79348815
post

>>79348727
coke lad?

>>79348752
yeah

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>>79348763

>>79348768
sit down
be humble

cult full of old jewish men and prostitutes

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wtf i love blair now

Im alone in reception and it's dead as a fucking dog
Eating my sandwich against regulation

>>79348759
I'm decently skilled in hand to hand fighting, hard to hit, so I would rate myself to survive when comparing to the other methods

suppose you can jump out of the cars path if you're perceptive, but there is nothing you can do if a bomb goes off and you're in the blast radius. So I guess its a control thing.

Plus I've been stabbed in the chest before and found it rather meh, breaking bones badly was more painful

>>79348804
on hols?

killing my farts with fire

Fun fact: Australians are Semites.
Did you know that most of the original settlers of Australia are descended from a relative of the Jewish people like the Samaritans? I bet you didn't. See the English needed a cheap way to get rid of this minority which they had oppressed for centuries so they decided to deport them to the far of land of Australia.

>>79348831
tranny loser

>>79348843
The english are jews too mate

>>79348830
No at work you silly insect
Reception is my domain but theres usually others in charge

>>79348831
urr u disgusting tranny

>>79348856
oh you work at a hotel, take a picture for us la

>>79348772
one of them, not the guy who's had that bender and is binscraping, my weekend was last weekend not this one and i can't hack it. Felt so positive about my masters n that for ages and then all last week i just wanted to ring that breh and spend stupid amounts of cash i don't really have on drugs i don't really need. Been popping valium all week to avoid the comedown but it's hitting me hard anyway and i've accomplished fuck all all week.
How do you do it, leafy?

>>79348860
Fk of guard of the shitadel

>>79348866
Doxable info

can't sleep gggrrrrrr lol x

tired of all of it

is josie actually a tranny or a woman
or just a weird man pretending to be a woman

BRAINLES PIRATE........................
>>79348748

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any 8b geometry man in?

>>79348869
i stick to weed and 'delics

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>>79348879
Not very and dont think anyone cares enough tbqh

Here, have a picture of my town

>>79348889
aha same x
watching the man do the thing on youtube

I AM THE NAMELESS ONE

I AM THE ONE WHOSE MORTALITY HAS BEEN RIPPED AWAY FROM ME
I AM THE HOLLOW MAN-THING THAT RATTLES ENDLESSLY IN THE FATES' GRASPING HANDS

I HAVE LIVED A HUNDRED THOUSAND LIVES AND DIED A HUNDRED THOUSAND DEATHS
I HAVE LED LEGIONS OF DEMONS INTO THE CORPSEHEAPS OF THE BLOODWAR
I HAVE TOPPLED THE GOLDEN SPIRES OF ARCADIA
I HAVE LIVED THE LIFE OF A FARMER
I HAVE RENDERED ASUNDER GREAT CLIFFS OF STONE IN THE FLUID REALM OF LIMBO
I HAVE MADE FRIENDS AND BETRAYED THEM
I HAVE MADE ENEMIES AND BETRAYED THEM
I HAVE DIED AT THE HANDS OF KINGS
I HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY THE HANDS OF A CRONE
I HAVE BEEN KILLED BY A LOWLY PEASANT AND BY THE HIGHEST ARCHON
I HAVE BEEN BURNED, FLAYED, SUFFOCATED, TORN APART, POISONED, STABBED AND BEATEN UNCOUNTABLE TIMES

THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN WOULD SATE A HUNDRED SENSATES THOUSANDFOLD, AND TURN THEIR HAIR WHITE WITH TERROR
MY NAME REVERBERATES THROUGH THE DEADBOOK WITH UNHOLY POWER

AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK ME A QUESTION?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0eDis-w-90

heytch pea lovecraft is really really realyl cool imo :)

>>79348869
how he does it is avoiding runt drugs like cocaine. Just do trips and weed, everything else is runt tier

>>79348915
Comfy, looks like a nice place to smoke a joint and listen to music while walking around

>>79348901
68 year old pakistani man

bf just called me a bender

the pirate thought it was me

listening to the queen is dead by the smiths

the rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped

Bit of music for /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inUOydohulI

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gf, best mate and i

5th poo of the day
bum hole has been rubbed raw

>>79348912
>>79348925
that might be the answer
cheers leds, gonna delete that number i think

>>79348944
HEY EVERYONE, I SMOKE WEED!!! I LIKE TO GO ON TRIPS IF U CATCH MY DRIFT ;) I DO DRUGS EVERY1!! LOOK AT ME!!! IM SUCH A REBEL !!!! WEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD ;)


What would Adolf think of you... shameful.

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When they come it all won't even matter.

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>>79348944
comfy at night yh

Can we really blame girls on tinder/etc for acting the way they do?

Imagine how callous and critical you'd be with matches if you had literally 900 of them

Just gonna kill myself now and get it out of the way

>>79348973
refuse to accept this sentence

>>79349004
anime eyes

>>79349002
weed's not a drug m8

>>79349002
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>79348989
That's just...dire
Sex seems very unappealing sometimes

>>79349014
why? brits have easy lives. you have great welfare

THEY ARE TRYING TO SPEAK SPANISH JAJAAJAJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sTCivfi3A4

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me punishing the bf for bad behavior

phoned up my gf just now and asked her to come over for sex

she said no

might cheat on her again

the american girl looks fuckable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCZxxyt7PR8&t=419s

>>79349020
i understand how it works but it still confuses me everytime i try and decipher it

>>79349054
Disgusting specimen!

A father of a little boy goes upstairs after supper to read to his son, but he brings the wrong book. The boy says, 'What did you bring that book that I don't want to be read to out of up for?

got called a spic

cute girl who's not a bot sent me a message yesterday. responded 12 hours later bc thats when i woke up. no response.

>>79349074
youll never fuck anything mate

>>79349040
this. Brits have the freedom to be NEETs

>>79348973
hmmmm

:-(

>>79349040
>>79349127
LOL

>>79349105
>tfw I've said before sentences like that

>>79349112
riveting

so fucking horny

>>79349127
wrong desu

>>79349157
let's m8

i thought you were virgin and proud?

once i'm done with this 4-aco-dmt i'll get some 4-aco-met or a 2c-x

>>79349127
Neets have less rights than stray dogs in britain and you get utterly fuckall unless you're a spastic

fucking and sucking a nigger cock

>>79349105
what did you mean by this

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dropping not-so-subtle hints to the bf

im hoping he'll offer to come round and fuck me even though its 3am hehe
x3

>>79349164
yes please, suck me off and I'll suck you off

yes, i am, but you don't need to be rude

>>79349185
slightly gay

>>79349185
if he doesn't I will

>>79349027
hope you're bien ironic

when dried and smoked, it is, by definition, a drug. it's even used in clinical drug trials

it wasn't me who said that

>>79349185
are you a quare

>>79349205
nah man, it cures cancer and everything, it's healthy for you

His name was beto
He was a virgin

rolling up the 3rd spliff of the day

>>79349219
oh okay. i'm glad you were.

>>79349173
You get free housing and money to buy food and stuff. Sounds good to me.

>>79349219
causes cancer too (when smoked)

>>79349215
well i look like a quare
and i sound like a quare
so id say if i look like a quare and i sound like a quare and i jolly well act like a quare then i probably suppose i am a quare

>>79349222
squealing

>>79349234
No you dont
What are you reading
Housing benefit is like £10

>>79349222
what if the black guy's his boyfriend

*decapitates you*
*crushes your skull before you go unconscious*

>>79349237
I'll mark you down as a probable quare

>>79349255
what if the black guy is his son, but he also sexually abuses his son?

are the resident queers also lefties who love muslims?

PJW!!!

the Mladorossi movement is very odd

redpill me on whether i should have cheese and crackers or cheezits

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>>79349286
im a radical centrist

>>79349314
Cheese and crackers are good
Other shithead snack shite is shitbag tier shit shit die

everybody verybody erybody rybody ybody body ody dy y

>>79349314
that depends on what cheese. it's probably some disgusting yank shit. but then so are cheezits. so whatever i suppose

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the chinese gf

>>79349314
get a frying pan hot and then put some cheddar cheese slices on it and let it get toasty. tastes fucking addictive

>>79349326
fucking hell I want to grope those thighs, I love feeling lads' muscles

>>79349314
cheese and crackers takes more time to make but tastes better
cheezits taste worse, but you get full quicker

>>79349331
vocaroo this please

>>79349342
purple aki fuck OFF

>>79349249
how often is that benefit? Is that weekly?

>>79349342
you cause deaths aki

>>79349326
in that you're not really opposed to islam?

started calling people aki this weekend for no reason

think i saw purple aki in bournemouth last month

Die.

>>79349392
love these comics

was genuinely scared of purple aki growing up
when I was like 9-13 the man was a legitimate threat

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>>79349387
i am opposed to islam but dont believe my personal opposition to it should be represented in the legislative system

uguu~ :v

Really just want a muscular boyfriend, like, not massive, cute, yet handsome, just cuddle and fuck him all the time and just feel his body, his pecs, abs, biceps, I'd just caress and worship him

*pause while all the clueless yanks have to wikipedia who Purple Aki is*

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>>79349408

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>>79349429
how muscular?
is this ok?

>>79349472
work a bit more on your pecs and arms sweetie x
nice legs though

lots of quares in /brit/ today

>>79349397
scary

HOWLING xD

>>79349437
lads i know i might bang on about it a bit but my actions on my weekly 2 day weekend coke binges are literally insane. wanking to piss porn for 6 hours straight, calling people in shops a paki bastard to their face, pullng over and locking myself in the boot of my own car so i can wank on a busy road, sneezing in a public place and leaving behind a pile of horrendous bloody shite, calling a black guy walking with a white girl a nigger out of my car window to see how he reacts because i've got a hunting knife under my seat. i know i'll drive off if he does anything bu tthe prospect of just giving hi ma good shanking is tantalising. and i've paid abot 400 quid to be turne d into a voilent nutcase

>>79349434
is it dolphin in a bathtub

On Sunday, 15 June 1986, a 16-year-old from Birkenhead named Gary Kelly[9] was electrocuted at New Brighton railway station, allegedly whilst running away from Arobieke. Arobieke was convicted of manslaughter, but successfully appealed against the conviction[10][11] on the grounds that he had not acted unlawfully by "standing on the platform and looking into trains".[12] In addition, Arobieke was reportedly awarded £35,000 compensation due to alleged racial overtones in the prosecution case.[1][13]

He appeared in court on 22 November 2001, pleading not guilty to fifty counts of indecent assault and harassment against fourteen teenage boys between February 1995 and September 2000. He was convicted of threatening behaviour and was jailed for thirty months.[14]

Released in 2003, Arobieke resumed his activities and was quickly arrested and charged.[1]

why are you lot so fucking stupid? you give the most stupid sentence lengths. why even put someone in jail at that point? and don't try to act like this doesn't happen all the time because it does

>>79349500
was terrified until about 12 minutes ago
then i saw his name again
won't be sleeping tonight

reckon this saga wont end well

>>79349472
>looking like a centaur
>having long greasy hair

mate..

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*looks directly at you*

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Thinking about the 'ol 'cide

do white girls really all go black or want to if they haven't?

>>79349554
He's kinda handsome.
not gay tho haha xx

Finna play some half life 2

>>79349556
So do I, think about it all the time, just so, so tired, no energy, nothing feels okay anymore.

>>79349539
its not sexual, He just likes a good set of preteen thighs and a good squatting form

dumb pirate frogposter

>>79349559
no

>>79349556
dont

need a girls willy in me bum

>>79349559
yes

>>79349556
do

$800 to burn, what should I buy?

>>79349600
GTX 1080ti

>>79349600
bitcoin

>>79349600
Go on holiday

>>79349542
You're safe now xx

>>79349515
Not really insane, just mildly silly

my feet and pits are a bit smelly

>>79349600
1g of coke

>>79349522
*everyone laughs*
*ian hislop clicks his pen and leans back*

fwp

RUNTS

ever notice how the mexican poster shows up and talks to himself throughout entire threads lol

he's proper quirky

>>79349608
have about 1k to spennd. where should i go?

want to meet people at hostels. already done most of western europes main spots

might do a sleep so my internal organs can recuperate after another stressful day of doing nothing

why doesn't he use the quotes?

>>79349695
ignore the mexicANO

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you arrive in cuxhaven, germany

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>>79349700
Milton Keynes

ANUS

>>79349732
dire yankland

>>79349695
He's just talking to the people you have filtered lad.

>>79349722
he is quirky though, no?

._.

>>79349606
Might actually save for a new rig.
>>79349607
Instant gratification is what I'm after
>>79349608
Planning one later this year

>>79349740
he's not. he never replies to anyone. and the only people i have filtered are lisicki and monica haha

>>79349746
why so sad

O_o

>>79349694
what's does that have to do with Victoria's Secret?

:O

>>79349752
>instant gratification

drugs and alcohol then. obviously

>>79349763
Because he's a fat shitskin in his 30s who lives with his mother LOL

>>79349600
comfy 'spensive shoes

or

Nice coat

or

some antique

>Because he's a fat shitskin in his 30s who lives with his mother LOL
PJW actually believe this LOL

k makes brit seem really weird

might cycle thru central london at 4AM

your thoughts?

you think pjw posts here specifically? i could see him posting on /pol/ mabe

>>79349787
Meaning more along the lines of a commodity that will last me a bit but I can buy straight away
>>79349795
Shoes are a good idea actually. That'll be first buy. Too hot for a coat

>>79349812
night cycles at based

done a few myself

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Hello lads

PJW is the one who is obsessed with leftism here

>>79349635
howling
>australia

>>79349812
give ur hed a wobble. see a doctor

>>79349819
He's probably one of the resident mentally ill rorkes

>>79349831
hmm

>>79349812
skated around madrid at like 4am once, was really fun desu

>>79349810
K is full of autistic yanks


>>79349827
invest in shoes is a good idea, or cufflinks or a signet ring

now there's 2

>>79349839
>>79349851

>>79349812
nicer at night

>>79349860
meant ket but /k/ is also weird

business idea: mick and rorkey

>>79349878
thought you went into the k hole when you take ket

cannot imagine taking mind altering substances and then sitting around posting on /brit/

if you're going to burn out your brain at least fucking so it in style.

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>>79349878
wobble your head a give wa ha ha

/k/ is beyond comprehension for brits

the idea of being a wholly independent man is foreign to the brit

if a man cannot take care of himself without the law he is a fool and a coward

>>79349600
want do you want senpai?

>>79348615
It just occured to me that they could use their tail as a fake dick to peg you. Best race indeed.