>when your country is too poor to afford a hurricane

>Hueland rarely gets cyclones

Did not know that, thanks /int/

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>tfw too irrelevant to have natural disasters

>>79347733
I'm ok with that

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>tfw too rich for hurricanes

>>79347867
wtf even happens in paraguay? my brother once lived in bolivia for a year years ago and he said he visited paraguay once and said it was boring as fuck

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>>79347733
We just have the best kind of hurricanes.

>>79348014
Half of the country is just one huge Brazilian farm.

>>79348014
Literally nothing, we're like the Nebraska of South America.

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>>79348129
Are you as white as Uruguay and Argentina in terms of demographics?

>>79348207
Short answer: I'd say we're about Chile tier.

Long-ish answer: No one really gives a fuck since we have a strong national identity and it's also really hard to tell unless you make a country-wide DNA test. On the internet you'll find statistics ranging us anywhere from 95% "mestizo" to 50% "white" but both terms are rather vague, and pure natives slightly less than 1% of the population. Pre-hispanic Paraguay never had a large native population like Mexico or Peru, and in colonial times we never had a strong Spanish influence like the countries in the Caribbean. After the War of the Triple Alliance we lost about 80% of our population and the government started to selling land dirt cheap. This attracted a lot of euros and argies during the 19th and early 20th century.