You wake up in Perth, Scotland

join the nation of islam

>>79345798
kill the Scots for colonizing my ancestors Erin go bragh

>>79345813

That's England, not Scotland. Although our first minister seems help bent on changing that, fucking woman.

go to aberdeen where mates live and see balmoral castle along the way

>>79345798
Take tha train back doon hame tae Falkirk

Do some heroin.

>>79345798
MUH

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>>79345798
What a dull bleary shithole, better move to Perth, Western Australia

I book a flight back to Perth, Australia

>>79349749
kys sammy

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>>79349824
>>79349749
Good posts

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>>79350613
>>79349749
>>79349824
The fuck do people do for fun in Western Australia?

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>>79350840
We get angry at Turnbull and the Liberal Dictatorship Party for stealing all our GST despite our economic recession.

We feel superior to Cucktorians and New South Welshman

We enjoy greater relevance compared to Northern territory Petrol-sniffers and South Australians/Tasmanians (AKA Literally Who?)

Aside from suffering Liberalism and recession, WA is comfy

>>79350840
Go fishing mate

>>79351337
>Liberalism
?

Get the fuck out

>>79345847
Nah it's just scots
You have a history of socialism

>>79350840
same as the rest of the country

>>79345798
Just say Perth.
If it isn't the original then specify.

>>79351781
when the second one has four times the population of the original you should probably specify when talking about the original

>>79351585
Socialism has nothing to do with multiculturalism

I'd neck myself if I lived in any Perth.

>>79345829
You realize scots are a tribe from Ireland, right? They replace the picts who were natives to Scotland.

Go to England because it's the perfect country.

>>79345798
Went there to get my first motorbike 2bh

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>>79351559
It's my personal phrase for unintelligent Australian proletariats that vote for the Liberals

After all, the Liberals only exist for the benefit of three things; themselves, 1%ers, and the money.

Sadly, since 1%ers have power and influence, they use this to influence the minds of proletariats, combined with the classic liberal political method (Undermine and criticise Labours' policies until the proletariat are convinced) to trick proletariats into voting the LNP into power.

It's a vicious cycle, our political system is better than the american 2-party system, but our politics are mainly divided between the Liberal National Party and the Australian Labour Party

Roughly, I'd say politics are typically divided as follows:
-Liberal National Party~40%
-Australian Labour Party~40%
-The Greens (environmental tree-hugger hippies)~15%
-Various Independent parties (typically with one track policies like feminism, marijuana legalisation, etc)~5%

>>79345798
kill myself after that

>>79356750
england is shit