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Hasbro edition
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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa
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>>79345188
btfo
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gf called me a retard
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now someone PLEASE do a photoshop edit of alans new pic
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babestation
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>>79345254
why do you keep posting this?
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i want to give up 4chan. any advice?
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Reminder that Alan has had sex with more girls than you could ever dream of
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>>79345256
fort
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79345256

that's the reason i do not want a gf
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the alan gf
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>At the altar, Diana accidentally reversed the order of Charles's first two names, saying "Philip Charles" Arthur George instead.[38] She did not say that she would "obey" him; that traditional vow was left out at the couple's request, which caused some comment at the time.[39]
red flags right off the bat
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are they going to get rid of Prince Harry too or is that too bait
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>Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara; Persian: "فرخ بلسارا", Gujarati: ફારોખ બલસારા, Pharōkh Balsārā) was born in the British protectorate of Sultanate of Zanzibar, East Africa (now part of Tanzania).[9][10] His parents, Bomi (1908–2003) and Jer Bulsara (1922–2016),[a][11] were Parsis from the Gujarat region of the then province of Bombay Presidency in British India.
freddie mercury wasn't white
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>>79345273
"girls"
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thought the reverse trap gf was kind of cute ngl
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>Islam is a religion of peace
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KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY
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>>79345269
post animal porn and get perma banned
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>Reminder that Alan has had sex with more girls
with AIDS riden cunts and recently with a men LOL
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>>79345109
>>79345178 (You)
>>79345222 (You)
update number 2 oh my FUCKING god i think im going to die

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kk6WXxx0mb
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>>79345297
jews are faggots
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>>79345291
probs just shoot x-rays at him while he sleeps so he develops terminal cancer before he can sire a legal heir
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the gf
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liam yells niggers into an empty void
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that's a man
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>mexicANO made a choice to not wanting a gf cause she might call him retarded
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>>79345289
exceeding good post
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I have light eyes and the new royal children dont hahahahahahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAH fucking screeching howling and shitting myself violently
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>>79345265
studio 66
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>>79345309
>>79345309
>>79345309
crying laughing. brilliant post
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>>79345301
how do i fill the void? 4chan is really low effort entertainment and also a place to air opinions without having to take responsibility for them.
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Thought Freddy Mercury was Indian, not Persian?
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79345310
this, all the jews sounds like faggots who wish they could suck BIG BLACK COCK
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>>79345309
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persians, indians and ethiopians are literally white just really tanned
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any scouse man in
what we sayin da boys
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Pablo has never made a good post
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>persians, indians and ethiopians are literally white just really tanned
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freddie mercury was actually black
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i also don't want a gf, because those are expensive
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>monday the 11th of september, 12:23am, greenwich mean time
>all of these jfs and yanks
bye
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this is an ACTUAL chinese news programme designed to teach kids international affairs

HOWLING
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>>79345353
didnt take you for a racist beto

seems /brit/ is red pilling you
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brown eyes are fucking disgusting lol
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>>79345384
he was actually literally a full on rasheed
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Got called Caucasian the other day
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i am not racist
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>>79345394
its from taiwan iirc
also its not necessarily aimed at children, its a satirical news thing.
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What's his next move?
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>joel strummer was a turk
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sue
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>>79345408
well technically you are
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cant type at all anymore without making loads of mistakes

think i might be doing a stroke
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>>79345296
easter egg: if you pause and click at the very end you get a lolipop
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>>79345422
>taiwan
yeah that's what he said

chinese
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>>79345350
You should know, you're dating him.
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>>79345429
how do blokes like this get into pornography? like where do you send your CV into?
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>>79345408
hi alan
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>>79345408
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kk6WXxx0mb
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the middle east used to be populated by white people
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quick switch to ITV!!!!
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>>79345401
err, no sweaty?
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where is the evidence haitiANO
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>>79345460
just like sweden
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>>79345449
SCREAMING
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i love being white
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>>79345429
need a name
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>>79345441
think sue has ever pissed in someone's mouth? mouth pissing is pretty big in japan I've heard
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>>79345449
Kek you're a cunt
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christ naseem you could have picked a more feminine asian for fucks sake isnt half the point of dating them that theyre more feminine than white women
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>>79345471
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pleberoon
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>>79345337
>>79345346
>>79345357
finally subsided trying not to think about it
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>>79345494
No I don't.
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I see the crystal raindrops fall
and the beauty of it all
is when the sun comes shining through
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the rapist should die of aids
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>>79345439
technically he was a jew/arab/jock born in turkey
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Ive been taking the piss out of alan for his gf, but honestly shes pretty cute

good work lad
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>>79345505
Love is love m8 also don't spell my name like that, it's disgusting
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>>79345528
Francis Drake
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>>79345471
you're only proving his point
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>>79345500
Is the girl in the picture the same one who complained about you smoking?
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>>79345533
LOVE YOUR FUCKING HAIRLINE YOU CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>79345471
top post
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>>79345463
>thinkpad
getting flashbacks to the time i didn't do the coursework in uni and we were supposed to co-operate so i partnered with the gangliest autist looking fellow i could find and tried to talk about thinkpads with him (since we both had one)

turned out he was a normalfag and was completely baffled.
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>>79345548
No that was another one
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the stupid algerian likes to fuck ladybois, but its okay, because LOVE IS LOVE
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>>79345522
think someone has ever pissed in her mouth?
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watching the twitch streamerfu do workout routines
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>>79345586
do you donate?
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>>79345471
>>79345554
fuck off cancerous mongs
if you want to give these no name cunts attention do it on twitter
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>>79345554
>>79345510
wish summer was my sister or preferably gf
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>>79345297
benders
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>>79345581
No.
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>>79345309
Why are his posts invisible?
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Does anyone here have a custom made laptop from pc specialst? If so how good are they?
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>>79345593
nope lol
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>>79345484
>t. fernando rodriguez
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can we get a crowdfund going for alans hair transplants pfffffffffft HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHA THE FUCKING STATE
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>>79345614
nah sorry mate
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what do physicists even do
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PLEASE don't make fun of balding people and bad hairlines
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>>79345632
your mum
t. physicist
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>>79345429
he looks like that grumpy hobbit
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Got an idea to stay off 4chan. I think i'll just keep my vpn always on and will be blocked from ever posting here again. that way i can lurk but i won't have to post.
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*blocks your path*
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Patrick Dupond, notorious homosexual and superstar dancer said homosexuality was an error and that it's a "parody of love". He is now happily living with a GF https://sivertimes.com/homosexuality-has-been-an-error-patrick-dupond-who-are-the-men-in-her-life-gala/67928
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playing through half life 2 and having a blast
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>>79345648
how will yanks EVER recover?
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>>79345612
why wouldn't they be? alan is a fucking top poster. fucking LOVE it when he comes here and blogposts selfies. it's LITERALLY the highlight of /brit/

I honestly havent laughed that much since my neighbors cat got run over
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I dont think alan will be content with one woman and will eventually return to his old ways
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got a headache from containing my rage too much

any man got a spare 5 million laying around
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>>79345668
if you're not from north ireland or the north of england you're a yank too
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>>79345676
got 5 million pics of ur mums hairy arsehole i can send if you want?
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>>79345429
imagine having a garden big enough to warrant one of these machines

literal billionaires
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>>79345670
yanksheed
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>>79345676
have a wank
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>>79345632
observe the universe then make up voodoo crackpot theories about it
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>>79345659
It's healthier to post for like an hour and then stay off 4chan than to lurk for hours without posting
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summer
more like wokemer
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How do I loose fat without losing weight?
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eva green nude scenes on sin city a dame to kill for on flm4 lads phwoar crikey willy's doing gymnastics
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>>79345695
baffling post.
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>>79345449
Made me inhale sharply
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>>79345677
MUH HERITAGE
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>>79345717
exercise you fat fuck
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love alan
he's a top bloke
glad he's on /brit/
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>MUH HERITAGE
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need a 2b gf
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>>79345675
I want to have kids lad and it's honestly always the same shit different women. This one is particularly smart and interestinf
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this thread goes so fast
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FUCK

Just realised something

Been wondering for months now what the fuck you lads are talking about when you mention this Alan character and post his pics, because I never see him post
Just realised that he posts under a Thai flag so I don't see his posts because I've filtered Thai flags due to Thailad being a massive attention seeking unfunny twat. FUCK you Thailad, you made me do this and miss out on the banter, you cancerous little cunt
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>>79345737
i am 1/64th irish pls respect
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>>79345717
CALISTHENICS
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alan's girl is good looking tbqh.
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havent howled this hard in a long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w390pr0wDSo
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>>79345677
big if true
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>>79345727
he's right
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>>79345717
Just get some steroids

It's pretty easy to get prescribed testosterone by a doctor if you know how (google it)
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>>79345755
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>>79345745
Have you considered what your half Algerian half Thai children will look like?
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>>79345735
I'm 5ft 10 and only 150 pounds yet I still look fat af
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>>79345755
you're probably better off for it

I ignore him 95% of the time but he's that obnoxious that even I find him quite irritating
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>>79345755
thailad is by far the better of the two
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>>79345779
shes a commie now sorry
dumped
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hey slovakian poster, the rapist scumbag is already fucking trannies
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be a better brit aboard
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>commie slag
fuck off leftypol
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>>79345755
If you're going to talk shit about Thailad better keep me filtered tbqh. We have nothing to say to each other. Love the man
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>>79345799
how many times are you gonna tell me this
is it some avant-gimmick
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>>79345763
was that his car
or did he plant it?

I dont speak russian

>>79345788
odd, I'm 5'11 and 160 and I look rather slim
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>>79345780
This Is What The Average American Will Look Like In 2050, And Its Beautiful
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>>79345812
have my doubts, it was such a minor part of a fucking massive post and they only started defending halo specifically (rather than games as art) when bradleyposter started laughing at it.
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yank blacks are now claiming arabic as their culture
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Hi PJW
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>>79345804
surprised you don't like summer since she's only recently turned 18 and (presumably) never been with a man
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>>79345805
Ya la hablo compi xx
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>>79345780
I bet they'd look pretty good. Plus she has some mixing in her family. So they'd have like the immunautory systems of generations of humans who have survived disease in three or four continents
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>>79345755
why do you hate thailad so much? are you the autistic fuck that spams call the king a bender? i don't think the guy is particularly funny either, but the level of autism in his spastic enterage that spam the thread every time he's here are insufferable cretins.
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want summer to beat the shit out of me
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>>79345852
they've been doing that since malcolm x
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>>79345805
>needing to speak anything other than english
ummm this isn't the middle ages sweaty x
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the rapist scumbag is one of the worst posters here
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*bursts*
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>>79345900
i'm from the future
learn mandarin asap
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>>79345877
Its some leftypol cretins who are determined to get thailad out
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>>79345755
thailad's based you cuck
>>79345819
are you really the guy in the pictures
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Nothing like a good fight

any brawling gentlemen in?
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>>79345900
>speaking only one language
ummm this isn't medieval times anymore right back to you xx
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>immune systems are genetic
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>>79345909
'no'
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>>79345822
surely you got the word 'гpaнaтa'
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>>79345940
**不
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HEY PJW say Hi to me
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>>79345909
puttering at this
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>>79345932
mluvím trochu česky (-:
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>>79345929
last fight i had i got glassed with a tumbler and broke my hand leathering the guys face. several years ago now.
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>>79345874
2010
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/79093571/#79095082
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/79095077/#q79095371 [it goes on, 27 mentions of halo in there.]
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PJW and thai poster are besties
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>>79345960
puttering means to loiter about
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>>79345966
don't you mean you got tumbler'd with a tumbler?
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>>79345960
>Puttering definition, to busy or occupy oneself in a leisurely, casual, or ineffective manner: to putter in the garden
???
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>>79345980
puttering at this
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>>79345805
yo hablow tha espanyowla
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>>79345983
it's a glass isn't it?

you don't get pinted in the face do you.
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got arrested for bothering badgers
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504731220575.webm
kang george wuz black
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>>79345998
Puttering at this
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>>79346030
>>79346007
sputtering at these posts
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>>79346018
puttering at this
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>>79346012
you get bottled if its a bottle
glassed if its a glass
tumblered if its a tumbler
give your head a wobble
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theres 2 brainless wojack pictures which are very good and I was stupid enough not to save them now I cant find them anywhere
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PJW is always ignoring me
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just been caught with my pants down in my sister's knicker draw
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>>79345877
I hate how he monopolises /brit/ from 3am to 8am. Literally everything becomes about him. What makes him even more insufferable is that he obviously loves the attention but is too disingenuous to put on a trip or admit that he's deliberately built his little personality cult for his own gratification
Not the call the king a bender mong either. Plenty of /brit/ posters hate the cunt without being vocal about it

>>79345917
>>79345956
Where the fuck did you pluck that utter shite from? Thailad (and hating Thailad) predates the leftypol meme by years. Fucking newfag twats
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>>79346049
even if it was a troll attempt, i had a good laugh about it. it's not as though i cared whether halo was or wasn't art.
just because the specific example may not have been serious, people do seriously think like that and that's amusing enough.
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>>79346052
OH MY DAYS GIVE UR HED A WOBBLE U RAYCIS HAHA

piss off DLP
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caterwauling at a few select posts
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>>79345945
no sorry
I understood grenade and that was it
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>>79346073
love how angry you get imagining everyone who says that is the same person
give your head a wobble mate
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>>79346067
Chester
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https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/906879177621680128
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>>79345909
Nanospasm
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think i just ate a slug by accident
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>>79346028
hes not wrong
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Going to have an interview with the area manager in a couple of weeks for a managerial position lads

never managed a person in my life and i'm really unorganised

this is going to be a disaster
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what's the best /brit/ meme?
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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ec_1504830391

ordem e progresso
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>>79346116
nah m8, "journey" is actually art
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>>79346094
yeah oh my days have a word init. man dun know bruv yeh m8.

your opinions are worthless
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hey haitiANO you didn't who proofs that whites lived in the middle east
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>>79346125
puttering at this
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>>79346089
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banged a 16 year old today, I'm 31
feels pretty damn good
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>>79346125
pretending to be racist or pretending to have voted for brexit or otherwise supporting it, can't decide
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>>79346124
manage THIS

*farts in your face and accidentally poos a little bit*
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>>79346141
DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
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>>79346149
rasheed
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i listen to xxxtentacion purely to support him as an individual and financially support his abuse, not because i like his music
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>>79346148
oh... :/

I thought that might be what you typed but I can't even read cryllic phonetically
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>>79346138
giggling irl, take a chill pill bro
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you'll work for me someday
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>>79346149
nonce alert is going wild
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>>79346095
michael gove
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>>79346149
'e
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>>79346166
you could pick it up in a few hours
there are a lot of identical characters with mostly the same phonetics too
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Love Rogan. Love when he calls scary things monsters. Simple as.
He reminds me of a bread of cool older kids you would look up to in the 90s who don't exist anymore.
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>>79346176
*swings for you*
*misses and falls to the floor*
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dont understand why people dislike thailad

>>79346176
*kills you with a single punch*
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Hail Columbia should be the American anthem, not that shitty Star Spangled Banner crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlQS1pzHdA
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the algerian is really disgusting
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>>79346149
'ed 'ce
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>>79346181
Isn't 14 age of consent there?
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>bread
glad to see his grasp of english is as slippery as ever
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>>79346149
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>>79346173

take a cyanide pill
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i'm from the future, invest in space immediately
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THAT REMINDS ME
where is icelandic poster?
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>people actually like cats

literally don't give a second thought when I see a roadkill cat 2bh

would literally cry at the spectacle of a roadkill dog though, cause I love dogs, as actual real humans do

>still cry thinking of my dog slipping away 2 yrs ago
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>>79346206
nah it should be take me home country road
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>>79346233
why are you still replying kiddo
give your head a wobble post-haste
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>>79346252
hate cats
love dogs
simple
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>>79346237
*ties all my money to a balloon and watches as it floats to space*
when can i expect a return?
>>
>>79346238
bet she fancies herself as one of those 1950s bohemian beatnik poets
bet she drinks out of fucking jars
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>>79346267
why are you still breathing kiddo
give your head a wobble post-haste
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this is a cat website ye cunt
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>>79346237
Elon please, you've got enough money already m8
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xxxbabestacion
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need a wee
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>>79346252
I saw a roadkill kitten recently, head splattered eyes popping out

also found my own cat roadkilled when I was out walking the dog

didn't feel any particular emotions at either event
>>
*throws yanks cat into the bin*
where it belongs

*throws the yank in as well*
just banter mate haha
>>
trainstation
>>
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c65_1504776462

screaming and wailing
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>>79346206
I prefer this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQc9vz2DUPM
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>>79346285
*rubs nose on it*
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>>79346298
needed a wee for the last 20 minutes
just had one
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>>79346279
space keeps on expanding, you literally cannot lose
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>>79346305
did the dog get a good walk?
>>
work in 8 hours
wish the world would just stop
>>
as the saying goes

"if you don't like kots, you can get lost"
>>
hey haitiANO i asked u something
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>>79346149
legend
>>
>>79346223
Ah yes let me point out a one letter misspelling from a guy for whom English is like a 3th or 4th language to feel a cheap sense of superiority over knowing a language I was born into
>>
opposite for me, if I see a dead dog I will literally not give a shit

1 less barking fucking spastic killing machine
>>
>>79346344
yes, alright. give your head a wobble. we've had enough of your nonsense. call the doctor see a doctor im a doctor you need a doctor.
>>
doing absolutely nothing
>>
>>79346346
was cut short since I had to carry the cats corpse back home and bury it in the garden
dog didn't seem arsed either. Just gave the cat a sniff and ignored it after that
>>
i thought the rapist was gone
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never had a (Tú) from beto
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>>79346175
hi thailad!
>>
i like my cat. he friendly, soft, smells nice, looks nice, cuddles me, rubs himself on my shins

he's a nice cat desu
>>
>>79346369
I don't really feel bad when I see a dead dog either, But I would feel uneasy watching a dog die
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>>79346362
thanks
she wants to do it again tomorrow
going to make her wait a few days then powerfuck her when she's gagging for it
>>
>>79346378
I was afraid the dog would loe out on a decent walk on account of the cat being dead. Looks like I was right.
>>
just did a wank
>>
>>79346390
i have but he was being mean
>>
>>79346373
is this the schizophrenic lad? please don't wobble your head
>>
>>79346225
>it doesn't
poetry
>>
>>79346344
It takes a lot to actually take the leap and murder someone, usually their lives going horribly wrong or an upsetting event/ death.
>>
>>79346412
who /cummies/ here
>>
>>79346384
would fuck him raw
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOrA6t4Po9c

OWO adult content?
>>
>>79346413
el no tiene respeto a nadie
>>
>>79346344
the only thing im going to kill at this rate is myself
>>
>>79346446
stream it you pathetic worm
>>
>>79346453
give your head a wobble mate
>>
>>79346344
>dishes out viscious personal attacks on vulnerable people

heh nothong personal get help ya bunch of serial killers.

t. psychologist

Ah yes. I'm sure you're not some dumb angry twat who is disgruntled because multiple people told you to fuck off.
>>
>>79346464
that'll be $5
>>
>>79346453
done several tonight mate
>>
>>79346426
reckon I could kill a person and not be too bothered in a military scenario but as a civillian the paranoia of getting caught after killing someone just would be too much

(pls not GCHQ I do not actually have a desire to murder people)

I do think we should be allowed to kill burglars though
>>
giving my belly a wobble
>>
respond me haitiANO
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>>79346481
t. redditspacing schizo
>>
giving the willy a wobble
>>
anyone have some book recs for physics/quantum mechanics? looking for some light sunday reading
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>>79346344
don't care
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>>79346526
STEM is for brainlets desu
philosophy is the thinking man's thinking
>>
>>79346526
The Bible
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>>79346493
Would straight up stab a nigger in the throat with a Biro if I could get away with it.
Would absolutely drop a bomb on some curryniggers village and not bat an eyelid or lose a minute of sleep
>>
>>79346526
puttering at this
>>
>>79346416
I knew it was you. You're such an insufferable cretin. No, not the gigarorke who you constantly call schizopherenic all the time. Your posts are just very easily detectable. You're a useless opinionated neet who lashes out with passive aggression when people tell you to fuck off. Of course there are mentally ill people here you fucking dolt. You're one of them.
>>
>>79346441
how high is she
>>
>>79346544
Nah I wouldn't kill someone for no reason, I might be on the lower end of the empathy spectrum but I'm still objectively a pretty good person
>>
>>79346493
Was talking about as a civilian, anyone can do it in the military.

You always have it hanging over you, the possibility of some trace evidence turning up and you going to prison for 20 years or even of being caught in the act.

tbqh crime detective novels are actually very informative as to what clues you could accidentally leave and how best to kill people.
There was that one writer who was convicted for murdering his wife after someone made a connection with a book he had written.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2000/feb/18/news.features11
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repeatedly smashing the ballbag
>>
>>79346543
already reading a verse a night
>>79346542
i'm busy reading the bible, after i finish the good parts of that i plan on going back to plow through rorke against the modern world, and then on to simulacra and simulation, and then to descartes' good bits
>>79346546
puttering doesn't mean laugh
>>
>>79346548
giggling
please post more of your opinions about me
>>
>>79346594
puttering at this
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>>79346582
too stressful for me
especially in britain, which is objectively one of the hardest countries in the world to get away with murder in
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>>79346573
your physchologist friends? so you can all have a good laugh? yes that's what professionals of their field do.

you're not fooling ANYONE, not even yourself. pathetic.
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>>79346544
tbqh i have problems sympathising with people of other races, i really cant put myself in their shoes because they seem like aliens to me.
I can sympathise to a limited extent but when i am in a certain frame of mind i just feel absolutely nothing, i look into their eyes and its like looking into the eyes of a cow

In the words of rudyard kipling :"i see the face and the eyes and the mouth but not the soul behind"
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ITT: trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
>>
>rorke against the modern world
did a screech and a piss at this
>>
>>79346620
lmoaing at those """plug sockets"""
>>
>>79346643
the state of johnny foreigner
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remember to see a doctor occasionally, just for a check up
>>
the doctors are going to give me ssris and sertraline and turn me into a zombie :(
>>
Group if algerian schoolteacher 1967 vs 2014
It's all because of the MI6 tbqh
>>
muslim rape gangs?
are you serious right now mate? fucking racist rorke holy shit
>>
>>79346671
>>79346671
>>79346671
>>
ah yes. exposed as an absolute runt so now it's a spam circus. very good.
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>>79346631
maybe if you got to know some people of other races your opinions would change, or atleast you'd be able to see them as human

when it comes to the fundamentals of behaviour and motivation humans are pretty much the same, culture divides us more than race imo
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>>79346614
I wouldnt do it unless i had reached a certain age and suffered a loss such that i didnt care *too* much.
Would require a lot of careful planning though.

Cant let them try and pin you to a geographical area, or a murder weapon, or dna or even a motive. You have to space it out and give them nothing to work with.
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Ah yes, /brit/, where threads are replaced either 40 posts early or 40 posts late.
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>>79346699
Not really.
I have got to know people of other races and i still feel the same way.
Its like having a chimpanzee that you like.
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>>79346701
>late
FONCY
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