/brit/

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

disdain for plebs

new thread new me

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anime

the multicultural meme is dying

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where did it all go wrong lads?

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back to uni tomorrow

>>79343896
TRUNKED

where's the lad who said hemingways house would be destroyed

not even one of the 54 cats has been harmed

Shelter is literally the highest piece of art produced in the last 5 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

i am the virgin chad

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REAL /BRIT/

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will he ever come back?

>>79344042
i'm the chad virgin

Highly doubt you're able to ride 50mph on your bicycle

might play skyrim

>dad leaves the house at 11:30 saying hes going to "buy some cakes"
ah yes definitely not buying drugs

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natalia

>>79344078
mong

might take a walk on the wild side of life

eva green is not attractive

i don't really want to lose the virginity

>>79344068
Does he show his willy

>>79344068
why did he leave anyway?

>>79344079
what drugs tho

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>>79344014

>>79344095
either am i

steve bannon is on 60 minutes tonight

>>79344106
he was an autistic virgin

have been doing high quality mexican cocaine for 4 hours

>>79344089
she looks a pit pale here

My dad is retired and smokes the ganja
I know this because I steal from him often

>>79344014
which uni is back SO early?

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1I4Q6Px_78

>>79344079
you won't see him ever again

>>79344111
hopefully just weed

left the son at home to get some cheesecakes
little does he know i'm not buying any for him

Boycott early commie chink threads

Boycott early anti-white passfag threads

WE NEED TO TAKE BACK /BRIT/

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babestation

>>79344121
Shall watch the Cowboys game instead.

Used to be a runt shitbag who only drank fizzy and juice

then I got a fridge with a cold water dispenser and only drink that. skin has improved too

/brit/ is free of anti-semitism

>>79344131
a bit pale, i meant to say

>>79344093
woofter

living with girls is actually a retarded thing to do

not 1/10th as good as you'd imagine it

>>79344170
Good lad

>>79344170
proud of you

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>>79344135
my one
really don't want to go
no idea what I'm doing with my life

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>Boss sent me an email at 7:30 this evening about what work needs to be done on the data project (basically feedback on what i already sent him on wednesday)
>got the message whilst having a special dinner with my family before my train ride back to the town where i am staying for the sole and monotonous reason of work

i hate work. i regret waking up daily.

jewmanitarism?

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real thread

>>79344182
are you the weeb

>>79344185
can confirm, was in a flat with 5 girls at uni
every time I was in the kitchen with them it would be bitching about whoever wasn't there

>>79344203
>there's no one there
Sad!

>>79344188
what's the original this is parodying again?

Missing freshers week this year
No one will miss me though
State

>tfw i genuinely started the "puttering at this" gimmick

feels goof

*filters the number 79344043*

Shan't be posting in the nonce's thread.

>>79344194
unironically think I'd rather kill myself than be a wagecuck

>>79344203
Don't get the point of this thread splitting

This isn't a cbink thread

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>>79344089

>>79344241
no you didn't check the 'chives sweety xxx

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Remember that yank in the last thread who go triggered by people hating niggers?

>>79344185
this

+ being a MRA PUA is not going to help you. all the PUA theories about girls liking a guy who is cheeky and offensive might work for picking up birds at the youth social.

but there is literally no fucking reason to engage in that way of acting if you just want the girl to wash her dishes and not play music after 9pm.

anti-semites are disgusting

>>79344241
doubt

>>79344254
all early threads should be boycotted.

This passfag mong started the trend of early threads anyway.

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this is a normal edition why are you fucking threadsplitting

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>>79344225

>>79344208
s'pose I am

woah a fucking leaf dared to say the n-word

>>79344281
shitting up the thread with your spam isn't making things better you cunt

>>79344307
when are you going to japan

*parps*
*toots*

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need a jewish gf lads

>>79344293
it was posted at 273. early bastard thread. by the passfag.

>>79344219
their conversations are so inane even when not bitching about someone, regardless of how academically intelligent they might be.

when I lived with a big group of lads one of the best things would just be the fact we would always be having interesting talks

>>79344272
MRA PUA? Not everyone is familiar with r/incels acronyms you know..

>>79344322
nine days from now

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>>79344313
NIGGERS

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>>79344272
>MRA PUA

>>79344293
he really wants people to post in his thread

>>79344340
puttering at this

>>79344355
alri pewdiepie

>>79344334
ngl have never seen the appeal of jennifer connoly

all rich people are pedophiles

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gotta but up at 6:30 for work tomorrow

>>79344272
>he thinks you should only banter with girls you are trying to pick up
lmao, what a beta. incel much?

>hurr I'm a white rocker
>I'm so sad about some dumb shit I have to go fucking kill myself

>I'm a nigger who grew up in jim crow oppression and made it as musician
>live my life to the fullest like each day was my last

Miles Davis was right in his opinions about white people

He did it again WOWOW

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going to bed
goodnight /brit/

>>79344405
night lad x

>>79344405
goodnight x

>know british girl
>shes always surprised when I get some of her british references

thanks /brit/

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niggers are the slave race and should go back into slavery 2bh

communist chinks: bad
capitalist jews: good

simple as

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Swear to god if I go to sleep now and wake up at 2am randomly I'll go on a rampage

Odeon gave me a 50% off voucher but its 'excluding' literally all the films they are showing

>>79344428
ask her when she last visited the grimsby arcade

>>79344429
FUCK OFF. what the fuck is your fucking problem?

>>79344361
>>79344345
MRA is mens right activist
PUA is pick up artists

inb4 people think i'm a feminist.

its just that weird backlash of incels who start believing that if they start offending and degrading women they will fool women into thinking they're chads and lose their virginity.

whilst its true that chad degrades women and they enjoy it. chad doesn't give off incel creep vibes, so women interpret his put-downs as confidence, whereas when a dork does it, she just thinks he's a school shooter..

the leaf is trying to be edgy

>>79344403
he was shite at a jazz tho

>>79344089

belongs in prison

>>79344473
you must be some kind of freak to be throwing around those terms as acronyms and thinking anyone else would have a clue what you're on about

>>79344468
hello nigger

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gonna fucking top myself one day i swear

fucking tired of being alone

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>>79344477
PICK MY FUCKING COTTON NIGGERS

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me in the mirro

>>79344449
Get drunk and you'll sleep all night

>>79344428
what references?

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Really am enjoying Bloodborne lads

>>79344503
coolstory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGitrNH-aCM
need the original of the tune in this

>>79344433
happy merchant.jpg

might do a podcast

what should I do it about?

>>79344396
Depends on the banter. teasing a hormonal bitch who you have to see day in, day out is just plain dumb my man. especially if its in something as sensitive as living spaces.

i know your PUA subreddit told you it would work, but try talking to an actual womb-person and you'll see women aren't a formula.

Karen looks so sexy
do u have lewd pics of her

>>79344533
I call her a rorke or rasheed. Reference the chipper, monica (pakipoo), talk about the walking man, tim byrne, etc. just british stuff that shes perplexed that id know.

>>79344555
pods

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>Miles Davis was shite at jazz

it's my birthday on thursday lads. i've got the day off work and im going to spend it getting drunk. (by myself that is lol)

can't wait

>>79344473
so your female flatmates think you're a dork and a school shooter? state of you

>says 'MRA' and 'PUA' and wonders why people think he's a roastie meat flap feminist
lmao

>>79344538
karen a slag

>>79344433
communism was invented by jews
jews hijacked capitalism

>>79344555
/brit/

>>79343884
you did this to me /brit/

you made me speak english

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Good progress on the kerch bridge.lads

>>79344501
used to browse r9k about 5 years ago :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YioNHhDzJcs
This is, running on empty
Hurricane review!

>>79344578
Can I come? I'll bring a 6er of your choice

creepy wonky teeth brits

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>jazz

It seems everyone today is talking about seeing 11:11 all over the place, and even Hollywood is taking notice, with the concept taking center stage in films like I Origins. In the film, a scientific guy begins seeing 11:11 in many places and is guided to follow the numbers until he eventually meets a spiritual girl and their personalities collide. It’s a fascinating film about reincarnation and it truly makes the viewer think.

But back to 11:11!

Why are so many of us seeing this right now? Is it simply a biological quirk, where our bodies get in the habit of looking at a clock at a certain time? If so, what about when we randomly keep seeing it, even on clocks that are out of sync with other clocks?

For me personally, as I started to awaken, I began to see this number all the time. After a while I started to notice that there was some sort of spiritual connotation that went along with the numbers 11:11. I sometimes go through phases in my life where for weeks on end I’ll see this number on the clock twice a day, and then I’ll return to hardly seeing it at all. What does it all mean? Am I more enlightened during the times when I see it? Is my soul or the universe trying to express something important?

review brah votes for the Clintons

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>>79344627
>says the jap

>>79344558
you couldn't sound like more of a beta if you tried. you're embarrassing yourself

Hemingways house is 10 feet underwater
All the 10 staff who stayed behind are dead
all the cots are dead

>>79344584
>jews hijacked capitalism
they invented it

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>shite

Business idea: shove willy in fit girl Fagina and waggle it about for a bit

>>79344580
i don't give a flying monkeys testicles what my flatmates think of me. they aren't my friends, they're just people that i am forced to live with in order to do attend my place of employment.

i'm not desperate to befriend them or have them think anything of me in particular. i have my own friends and a gf. i'm not desperate to impress the women i lvie with.

>>79344646
source

>>79344632
>I Origins

Absolute and complete kino

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*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79344647
if they invented it it would be shit though, instead of the greatest force for good this planet has ever beheld

tea-drinking japs

What's the longest surviving /brit/ meme?

>>79344664
seems like an unbiased source

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>>79344642

>>79344664
But I lost mine at 16?

79344668
t. colonialist apologist

>>79344664
Classic

>>79344664
>national average is 19
makes me feel a bit better tbf, not THAT below average

Interstellar is the greatest creation of mankind. The kino of kinos. The pinnacle of our existence.

>>79344668
well yeah it is shit

It is rotten and dismal that a world of so many hundred million people should be ruled by a single caste that has the power to lead millions to life or to death, indeed on a whim...This caste has spun its web over the entire earth; capitalism recognizes no national boundaries...Capitalism has learned nothing from recent events and wants to learn nothing, because it places its own interests ahead of those of the other millions. Can one blame those millions for standing up for their own interests, and only for those interests? Can one blame them for striving to forge an international community whose purpose is the struggle against corrupt capitalism? Can one condemn a large segment of the educated Stürmer youth for protesting against the greatest ability? Is it not an abomination that people with the most brilliant intellectual gifts should sink into poverty and disintegrate, while others dissipate, squander, and waste the money that could help them? … You say the old propertied class also worked hard for what it has. Granted, that may be true in many cases. But do you also know about the conditions under which workers were living during the period when capitalism “earned” its fortune?

. . . it would be better for us to go down with Bolshevism than live in eternal slavery under capitalism.

>>79344680
slags

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>>79344689

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my main chick

>>79344704
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504996753848.webm

>>79344660
it's easy to make friends with people if you're not an autist, but clearly you are. you sounds like a right prick, no wonder you are unhappy

>>79344632
Confirmation bias: the post

>>79344664
not an argument

>>79344669
yes today's i drinking Yorkshire tea with mi** and.. um..

Remember getting really obsessed with PUA when I couldn't get any girls to shag me then when it didn't work I go obsessed with all the MRA hating feminists and then just hating women in general haha

Then realised that the real problem was the immigrants

lost the big V at 16

what does your bedroom currently smell like lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVEvbEE0pwc

>>79344761
>implying the titanic wasnt a hoax by the rothschilds

>>79344757
me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD4hoVHck2Y

hitlers legacy

>>79344730
wew lad same here

>>79344726
been drinking oolong all day myself

>milk
don't do this

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91F (33C)

Send help lads I'm melting

>>79344757
Salty milk and buckets of sand

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showed this roastie cunt

wonder what the last digit of this post will be

>tfw need to wake up at 7 for work
>tfw NEED to get 8 hours of sleep

ffs

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>Remember getting really obsessed with PUA when I couldn't get any girls to shag me then when it didn't work I go obsessed with all the MRA hating feminists and then just hating women in general haha

>Then realised that the real problem was the immigrants

>>79344757
cum sweat and cigarettes

doing a cheeky roll

something I miss about Japan is buying a 2 litre bottle of ice cool o~i ocha from the conbini, drinking it at 10pm, then wondering why I can't get to sleep all night

good times

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>>79344773
the truth does not fear investigation

feeling insecure and stressed lads.
might start meditating

don't think /brit/ is helping one bit though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T-JALI4NcU

*fumbles around and opens tub of Celebrations*

Aha... hm
*cracks knuckles*

*tips tub upside down*
*picks out all the Bounty and throws them out the window*

Much better yes

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*blocks your path*

>>79344816
Pics

wanna do a 'cide

god ive fucked it now
wish i could just sleep through the next few months

>>79344730
i've had girlfriends my whole life and i support the MRA movement. not in any meaningful capacity, but i view it as a more legitimate movement than feminsm, certainly.

I don't have a blanket issue with immigrants either. Just how many we take in, and how many of them are from the Islamic world.

Unironically can't get a Shag LOL what am I like

Not a virgin just not shagged in 3 years

Any comfy kino with good visuals for me to watch?

Really want to get in contact with one of my old friends lads

We sort of fell out because I was friends with her ex and she was really badly hurting after he broke up with her and she needed to step out of his range of influence completely but that was over a year and a half ago now so I imagine she's completely over it by now.

What do you reckon lads?

KHA ZAHK STAN
KHA ZAHK STAN
KHA ZAHK STAN

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Thoughts?

>>79344875
Don't care

>>79344870
oddsac
preferably with a tab or 2

>>79344799
>when it didn't work
More like when you half-assed it...
What school of thought you used to follow?

>>79344861
>>79344863
>>79344829
>>79344578
ah yes.. brits

i don-t want a gf tbqh with you

>>79344882
hot

>>79344864
you're pathetic just stop posting or fuck off back to /r9k/ where you belong

>MUH PUA
>MUH MRA
loser

>>79344882
DAYum

>>79344870
Into The Wild

Or that film set in the Appalachians where he gets released from prison and drives through the forest a lot

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>>79344783
*pours water on you*

>>79344841
don't forget the snickers

>>79344882
would love to slice into that big hunk of meat and pull all the yellow out

Want to blow my brains out and splatter them all over my fucking Arsenal posters

pathetic little worm i am

>>79344882
*rubs your belly*

>>79344909
Oh Alan.

How is it you've been here so long yet you're still an utterly clueless newcunt. You should take you head out your arse for a while and observe what goes on around you.

Screaming at the algerians latest post

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>feminism is about equality!
>men having rights?? FUCK OFF!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2991224/

estonian kino

Watched "IT" with the GF today. Proper horror flick and the nostalgia from that period comes just at the right time when people of my generation have money and are confident enough about their preferences to enjoy a low-brow Hollywood movie. Marketing people know their shit.

Wonder if I'm the only one who actually laughs (out loud) at /brit/ posts

watching the twitch streamerfu do workout routines

>>79344895
please mate just asking for some friendly advice from the lads

the rapist is back

you summoned him you fuck

>>79344952
Wtf are you on about m8

>>79344989
Don't care

>>79344782
>oolong
It's a best choice. also sometimes i drink it on the breakfast.

>>79344963
what rights do men deserve that they don't currently have

>>79344983
nah, just did an audible laugh at these 2
>>79344952
>>79344961

>tfw get this feeling something bad is going to happen to me
>tfw already living pretty miserable life

Tossed myself off thinking about a girl I used to fancy when I was in 6th form again

>>79344988
puttering at this

>>79344983
i do. i have the 'tism

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pay reperations

the mexican voted for Trump

>>79345006
>that flag

wasn't talking to you anyway

>>79345024
Milky

>>79345009
all of them

feminists are against men having rights

>>79345024
what a wretched creature
would mercy kill this poor thing

>>79345041
do you hail from kekistan, by chance?

PUA is like startups. You have the trailblazers who hacked their way by themselves and came up with the concepts. The early followers like yours truly who were really passionate about this new exciting sub-culture and truly dedicated to it and then it went mainstream and any other faggot gave it a superficial shot expecting some magic results.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUSSSSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

Any medfag here?

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hummm

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post cute modern nazi boys

i think the algerian should fuck off

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when will you white boys learn what a real woman wants

>>79344983
i was genuinely in tears at that guy saying halo was a work of art. it's not even that i dislike halo (never played it), just that it's such a weird thing to imagine viewing as a work of art. i mean, i can see how The Simpsons S1-9 could be art, but a FPS just seems such a low-brow or geeky response.

do have diagnosed autism though.

>>79345048
do you hail from Jew York, by any chance?

>>79345041
ah, as I thought you don't have an argument.
Or do you actually think men don't have rights?

>>79344925
Ty m8. Seen it but will watch again. Going /out/ this week too.

>>79345048
do you hail from tumblr, by chance?

>>79345061
ah yes I see...
*invades Afghanistan*

happy 9/11 lads

its time to banter the yanks

79345061
america's best ally

>>79345054
Mate you're shagging fucking munters in Thailand, you aren't the next magic Mike

>>79345065
HOWLING at the rorkes sad reacts at that

>>79345054
ALAN!

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Settled with a GF my age for now. It feels kinda weird but I am genuinely happy and I love her.

>>79345078
Wild is good too

Tracks was okay

>>79345010
glad you enjoyed my post. i'll endevour to keep the quality consistent.

>>79345072
they do, but feminists don't want them to. can't you read?

>>79345065
Is that danny jacobs

>>79345067
halo is much more than the game though, its a deep lore and universe with so many different stories
plus the games have wonderful imagery, emotion and OST's

Now I don't know if its art or not, but theres definitely an argument to be made

>>79345109
SCREAMING

you literally got an asian gf who looks like a man

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the mexican tastes like poo

toilet seat was left down btw (double checked when i was putting my toothbrush back)

so the discussion was redundant.

the rapist likes to fuck trannies

am actually going to quite literally explode and shit myself if Rami Malek is allowed to portray Freddy Mercury

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>>79345109
SCREAMING

>>79345109
That's a lad mate

>>79345125
I think her haircut is cute tbqh

>>79345141
Why? Looks just like him in that pic

>>79345008
you should try da hong pao if you can find it

it's oolong tea but with a savoury taste somewhat similar to houjicha, really good stuff

the rapist is a degenerate

>>79345065
>saved june 3rd
nice try

want to do a confession at a church but im not a catholic and i dont want the guy to judge me.

is there a secular version of cofnession.

>>79345109
Thailad got a sex change?

>>79345133
What's your problem, Pablo?

>>79345109
Think you need a haircut too hahahahaha baldie cunt

>>79345109
hahahahahhah a MTF hahahahahahh

Essex is a weird county
very unique demographic

>>79345109
fuck ME alan that hairline is out of CONTROL man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA it gets worse every time i see it. oh fuck me i am actually audibly laughing really loudly to the point LITERAL tears are coming down my face. I need more fullfilment in my life for FUCK sake

>>79345118
who cares what some random fat bints want when it has no bearing on reality

grow up you idiot

>>79345141
why? they look similar when he is dressed up as him. Mercury is quite swarthy and malek is pale for a gyppo, he has that weird quality where he could play 10 different races convincingly

(im assuming the racial factor was the source of your explosivness)

>>79345153
Slanty chinky twat

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>>79345145
Ah yes

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>>79345109
>>79345176
forgot image

>>79345141
>brown curly hair
>brown eyes
>tanned skin
freddie mercury was a swarthy cunt and probably welsh

just found out Diana was killed for dating a rasheed or something

thought this was just a conspiracy at first but I asked my parents and they said it was true lmao

>>79345189
M8 thats a man

>>79345109
Serious question when did you start balding/hairline receding and how can I prevent it

>>79345178
update. literally CANNOT stop laughing.

HE LIKES TO FUCK MEN

>>79345207
She was literally pregnant with a brown baby lol

Funny that rorke absolutely loves her still

>>79345180
no need to get so mad at someone pointing out the hypocrisy of feminism

what's this mexican on about

>>79345109
jesus christ

desu lads I don't believe anyone can be this moronic and unselfaware. This is probably identical to the riley situation where the guy posting this, just knows alan and is posting his facebook pics while autistically roleplaying with autism levels untold

>>79345180
Not him but maleks a fucking autist Saca baron Cohen would have done a far better portrayal

Unironically crying with laughter

Think you all know why

>>79345109
>>79345189
there are no words

>>79345226
Wonder if they are going to get rid of Prince Harry for marrying a black woman or are they more progressive nowadays

>>79345164
>>79345164
>>79345164

>>79345184
you on the other hand should stick to PG Tips you uncultured swine

>Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara; Persian: "فرخ بلسارا", Gujarati: ફારોખ બલસારા, Pharōkh Balsārā) was born in the British protectorate of Sultanate of Zanzibar, East Africa (now part of Tanzania).[9][10] His parents, Bomi (1908–2003) and Jer Bulsara (1922–2016),[a][11] were Parsis from the Gujarat region of the then province of Bombay Presidency in British India.
quite literally not white

>>79345207
She was not only dating him but pregnant with his baby and that was a big no-no for the queen. How much of a youngdag are you. That was common knowledge in 1997.
>>79345214
Sorry mate I'm not homophobic enough to take that as an inslut
>>79345221
Around 27-28. No idea how to prevent it. It's not that bad if you shave it off.

>>79345241
too old and not as good an actor
>confirmed for only having seen mr robot

>>79344489
unironically this

>>79345109
>>79345178
>>79345222
update number 2 oh my FUCKING god i think im going to die

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kk6WXxx0mb

>>79344191
jelly of his hair.

>>79345152
Faruuq went to great measures to discard his muslim identity

and that he did. last thing he'd want is some idiot 30 yrs after his death making some stupid movie about his identity, when he jsut wanted to be a western rock star

>>79345289
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kk6WXxx0mb
calm down la

>>79345289
you laugh like an overweight alcoholic