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Too cold I don't want to get out of bed

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anime

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I have understood that the majority of you, dear robots, are in fact such wimps that you have not even dared to taste a cigarette. During recess you stand half outside the circle, with your hands in your pockets and head frozen in fear like a sheep surrounded by wolves. Occasionally you check your phone as if a girl had messaged you. Hah.

On top of that you come here every night crying about how you can't get a girlfriend. Has it never occurred to you that the problem might your smokelessness? I don't even want to fuck with you pieces of human trash, only to explain how pathetic it is to miss out on the best years of your life for the sake of a few pennies a day. Smoking cigarettes is cheaper than the hooker who will take your virginity.

Smokers are cheaper for the state than non-smokers. Cancer treatment is cheaper than the specialist treatments and endless surgeries received by 90-year-olds. Cancer kills at a young age, leaving no need to pay for dozens of years worth of insurance. Smokers are heroes and the state should encourage everyone to begin smoking.

I actually had to quit smoking because of the amount of pussy I received became too much for my sexual virility. Even my wife lost her nerves when the balcony door was constantly being battered by teenage girls with desires to suck my cock. The situation was reminiscent of a zombie invasion, but instead of brains the girls were shouting "Cock! Cock!" The funniest part is that I live on the sixth floor so the girls indeed climbed the rain gutter straight to our balcony. Now that I've gotten rid of cigarettes I only get pussy a couple of times a week and my life is considerably easier.

My face when I smoke Camel. Fucking pussies, smoking is one of the greatest pleasures in life and an excellent stress reliever. I've been smoking for six years and received no medical drawbacks. Smoking is alpha as fuck and it proves that you're no coward.

>>79339339
no ones too good for them, drop the act lad

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>the radioheads

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yes literally if your musical taste hasn't matured by the time you're in your 20s then you are forever stuck in your teens

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>visitting home on weekend
>buy a turbot and make a nice meal for sunday
>having meal before i have to set off to the town where i do nothing besides work
>during meal phone gets notification
>boss emailing me about some things to add to the data project
>family notice my smile sink away
>on the train back now

Thanks for reading heres a pic of the fish

just applied for about 20 warehouse jobs, they're all on an industrial estate an hours walk away from my house
i'm going to absolutely fume if none of them accept me
I NEED FUCKING MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

If a man robs a shop and is caught on videotape, but he has a twin brother, and they both claim it was the other one who did it, what happens?

me and the lads

https://youtu.be/taUqt_E0aOs

>>79339456
Nicotine can improve cognitive function and help treat many mental disorders.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/will-a-nicotine-patch-make-you-smarter-excerpt/
"improbably effective cognitive enhancer and treatment for relieving or preventing a variety of neurological disorders, including Parkinson’s, mild cognitive impairment, ADHD, Tourette’s, and schizophrenia. Plus it has long been associated with weight loss. With few known safety risks."

Nicotine activates Adrenaline glands keeping you more aware.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/conditions/nicotine
"Nicotine acts as both a stimulant and a sedative. Immediately after exposure to nicotine, there is a "kick" caused in part by the drug's stimulation of the adrenal glands and resulting discharge of epinephrine (adrenaline). The rush of adrenaline stimulates the body, causing a sudden release of glucose as well as an increase in blood pressure, heart rate, and respiration"

Tests on rats prove it increases visual memory.
http://www.europeanneuropsychopharmacology.com/article/S0924-977X(99)00002-4/fulltext?cc=y=

need a bfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ;_;

uk grime

https://youtu.be/sSLQbafBipw?t=1m26s

>>79339500
They do an investigation

why do people say Swedes are cucks?

The Golden One and Pewdiepie are good lads

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>79339567
deanette

fuck off chester

>>79339567
uh, women are so boring

not like me, i like vapourwave and pc games and racism like every other young male internet shut-in so that proves i have a personality

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post feet pls

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holy projection batman!

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If you want quality /brit/ish threads and don't want the half-Chinese communist teenager holding us for ransom and want to send him a message, boycott this commie thread.

Support /brit/ by using /brit/ish threads.

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feet pls

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Guys what is the male equivalent to a slag??? I forgot

>thread autism strikes again
oh fucking hell, do it janny

>getting your knickers in a twist over a fucking edition

autism

>>79339685
you think you're clever bitch?
hope you get RAPED by a pack of NIGGERS

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Fucboy

ah yes thread autism AGAIN

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More like /shit/

Collectively neck yourselves!

Good time to get busy hehe ciao brit

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alri mel

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basic paki skank

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was it autism?

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struck a nerve

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based, I was obsessed with Evangelion a few years back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3IkoVH4X4M

Shan't go to the other thread

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>>79339480
Don't care

chipper literally 2 minutes up the road still hasnt delivered after a half hour

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>just rejected oxbridge collage six times

>le Evangelion is meaningless
>keep making new seasons for another decade

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>>79339338
what did you say about me, you little shit?

>>79340123
me neither, got told all of the remakes were crap

Chinks aren't human.
Communists aren't human.
Prove me wrong.