Latinoamericanos:

Anywhere but LOS

>Any countries bordering yours don't count.
I guess Uruguay then

>>79339279
Guayana Francesa

>>79339279
>Los Estados Unidos doesn't count, too.
Good because I don't want to live in the shothole.
I would choose Uruguay, but Panama seems nice.

Chile

Chile then. That wasn't hard.

Argentina.

Colombia

>similar idiosyncrasy
>cheap fruits
>good weather
>fantastic food
>colombian ass

Uruguay

>>79339279
I'd move to Brazil in a heartbeat, but since bordering cunts don't count, then I guess it'd be Mexico or Argentina for me

chile

>>79340742
Impossible. You border all countries in the southern cone

>>79339279
Uruguay.

Or Chile, just to set it on fire.

>>79340908
> uruguay
> country
lel.jpg

>>79339279
Chile

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE

1. Uruguay
2. Argentina
3. Chile
4. Brazil
5. Panama
6. Costa Rica
7. Mexico
8. Paraguay
9. Ecuador
10. Cuba

>>79339279
Uruguay
>why
I like cows

>>79341094
Where are we?

>>79339279
Quebec

>>79341184
How many countries are there in Latin America?

>>79341231
almost 20 i think

>>79341231
Maybe 20. Not entirely sure tbf

>>79341305
>>79341309
Then you're #20

Fair enough. Wasn't expecting less of an uncultured rap*fug*e

>>79341361
good, i don't want scandinavian cucks here

Venezuela

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>>79341442
okay

>>79341606
> Colombia
> Snow
See what I'm talking about

>>79341580
Bordering countries don't count

Chile

>>79339279
Chile or argaytina

I kms

>>79339279
Culombia, Peru, Brazil, Chile, Argentina or Ur a marico.

Chile

Why do Colombians on /int/ hate us?

argentina or uruguay

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>>79339279
>Nightmare mode
Bitch, you just choose Puerto Rico and then move to the US, problem solved.

>>79339279
Nightmare mode: Los Estados Unidos doesn't count - check

Hard mode: Any countries bordering yours don't count.

ok my country not is bordering Uruguay so I choose Uruguay

1. Chile
2. Colombia
3. Canada
4. Brazil
5. Argentina
6. Peru

>>79345182
Your countrymen (at least on here) constantly display a lot of hate on us. To be honest, no other country comes close. Anyways the average Colombian has a positive opinion of Chile

>>79345683
> you are forced to leave your country

Chile and earthquakes

>>79339279
Estado Plurinacional de Bolivia

>>79345683
u r gay lmoa

>>79339279
Chile.Easy as fuck.

>>79346399
>Hard mode: Any countries bordering yours don't count.

>>79339279

it would be Chile on nightmare mode
easy one, actually

Dios mìo. Estos subhumanos no sabe leer o que putas? Que parte de: NO puede ser un país limítrofe no entienden. Pelotudos!

>>79346497
Bolivia trascends the laws of whats possible and what isnt

would go to southern Chile, comfy as fuck

>>79346521

esto sería el modo difícil
y el modo pesadilla sería sin los Estados Unidos de América
creo, que los pelotudos están jugando en el modo normal

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C O L O M B I A
O
L
O
M
B
I
A

peru
actually nobody gives a fuck so it Is better to me.

>>79339279
Wherever I can find decent sized mountains, cold/mild weather (can't stand the heat), snow, a good amount of hiking trails, trout for fishing and is somewhat safe

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>>79339279
Correction, Jean-Pierre

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I could make a gazillion pesos in modelling in countries like Bolivia, Peru or Mexico

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>>79347312
> thinking in pesos

>>79339279
Which Latin American shithole do people least want to live in

>no Suriname

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>>79347408
t.

>>79340571
>>79340750
>>79341094
>>79342066
>>79345212
We are full we cannot take in refugees. Sorry.

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>>79347583
> tfw argies only accept Bolivian and Peruvian refugees

>>79347720
Tenemos que aceptar indios por que esto es su tierra, con los africanos como vos no tenemos responsabilidad.

Brazil or Colombia

>>79339279
Chile.
The only downside are the chileans. They are utterly annoying and don't vocalize when speaking.

>>79345182
Chilel is ok in my book, i like many bands from there.

>>79347827
r-rude

>>79347312
My argie neighbor made decent money as a personal trainer and gay for pay escort

Argentina.

>>79347827
Te equivocas, tienen responsabilidad por el genocidio que cometieron hacia los negros. Ahora tienen que aceptar a los negros refugiados.

>>79347157
Why is the US colored in?

>>79348016
A shame there is no shortage of pretty white bois in Europe,I will have to work like everybody else.

>>79339279
>Where do you move and why?
Argentina or Uruguay. Maybe Paraguay.
>Any countries bordering yours don't count.
Chile.

>>79348086
los negros no pueden reclamar ya que los que habian murieron

>>79348086
Fuera de joda tengo mejores experiencias con negros de africa y haiti que con latinos.
El otro dia unos haitianos me compraron la bicicleta a un precio muy razonable, los latinos me han comprado bicicletas pero a punta de pistola y a precios muy injustos.
Lo que si son de altura normal (1.80 para arriba) y no tienen rasgos deformes como orejas de dumbo o narices aguileñas asi que tienen oportunidades de robarnos las mujeres mientras que los latinos no.

>>79347583
Never change Arrogantina.

>>79348218
yo tengo malas experiencias no solo con los hermanos latinos si no tambien con los negros
tengo un tio que tiene un local que vende boludeces carteras,billeteras botas de buena calidad y hace algunos meses un par de negros pusieron un puesto justo enfrente vendiendo casi lo mismo pero barato porque a apenas lo ves sabes que se te va a descoser al primer dia y mi tio les dijo que se las tomen que aca no pueden estar porque es ilegal y los negros se hacian los boludos que no hablaban español una noche segun el me conto tipo 3 am le taparon la cerradura de la puerta con nose que mierda y le tiraron piedras a la ventana del segundo piso al final llego la policia y los rajaron a la mierda

>>79339279
France.

>>79348218
Ya que lo mencionas, las personas más amables que he conocido han sido negros. Aunque también hay muchos negros que son igual de delincuentes, incluso peor (y en nuestro caso, como con todos los delincuentes, suelen ser reguetoneros).

>>79347827
lamento decepcionarte, pero no tengo nada de sangre africana

>>79348501
Yo negros sólo he conocido uno de Brasil, el tipo era super amable y trabajador que media como 2.10 y a los haitianos que viven en la calle y están pidiendo limosna

>>79348218
Yo solo conoco un negro y no irnocamente es uno de mis mejores amigos. El tipo es de San Andrés Islas. No es muy alto el tipo, como 1.75m pero es un Chad completo con las mestizas y blanquitas

>>79348584
Si claro y yo no tengo sangre del sur de italia ;)

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>>79340423
>shothole
i see what you did there

>>79348732
no vivo en la costa, imbécil. Vivo en una parte del país donde puedo pasar dìas enteros sin ver un gr*ne

Since Canada is officially Latino (French) I will chime in and say Colombia or Uruguay.

>not retiring to a hectare in the Uruguayan countryside

>>79349537
>thinking latin and latino is the same thing

>>79349638
Where do you think the name latin america come from???

URUGUAY NO MA

>>79339279
I would gladly leave Mexico, no need for force. I would move to Peru because it seems nice. I like mountains and nature.

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>>79349687
>'Gloriosa Celeste' starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGtEqSJQwsY

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>>79349751

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>>79349774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwZr_eSHILQ

>>79349638
>thinking latino and latin american are the same thing

>>79348632
>los haitianos que viven en la calle y están pidiendo limosna
¿En qué ciudad?

>>79349671
modern definition of latino is for spanish-speaking and portuguese-speaking colonies
nothing to do with france and italy
blame USA for fucking up words

>>79349971
ok spic

>>79349971
No. The french guiana is part of the latin america.

Honest question, why are there so many third-worlders on this site? How do you guys even get internet? How do you even browse 4chan when you're looking over your shoulder for cartel shooters? I can't imagine living like that

>>79348130
memes

>>79348451
>Latin American
>American

>>79349971
too bad spic also includes you

>>79350167
LOWER
HOMICIDE
RATE
THAN
LOS

>>79350207
>implying he lives in some shitty ghetto where you can get shot so easily
Black people spike those numbers up hardcore

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>>79350223
Sure, Juan.

>>79350242
Um, I'm 3/4 white there buddy so you take that back

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Falkland Islands

Cuba, seriously.

I'm a mathematician, so I probably won't be rich. I see myself in the future researching and teaching in some university, but this fucking country is such a meme, I just can't find a job.

In Cuba they'll give me a roof and some food, and bonus for some medicine. That's it, that's what I need for the rest of my life. I only need paper and pencil for my work, so it won't be a problem for them.

Also University of Havana looks cool.

>>79350167
american education.

>>79350195
it does? i never heard it IRL, i dont know if a bunch of virgins in 4chan are a good reference for reality

>>79350167
It's like Americans live in a permanent state of cluelessness.

>>79350167
>cartel shooters
This is not america.

>>79350167
t. Jimmy Hernández

>>79350223
wtf is that supposed to mean, they are part of your country.
Its like if said poor people spike our numbers here, its just how it is

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>>79350252
>that flag
>white
Are you on drugs again, Pablo?

>>79350301
It's because black people have a larger culture of being violent in general in the US

>>79350274
1/6 of the country has a matematician degree. Good look finding a job.
The best engeniers in havana are taxi drivers because they get in one day what a doctor got in a month.

>>79350252
CHI

>>79350311
>>79350326
My eyes are blue, I am a white man

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>>79350167
You think nothing exists outside your country? I pay like 1/3 of what you paid for a faster internet connection my dude

>>79350342
>an american
>being white
what are you trying to prove Pedro?

>>79350354
I-I'm white please stop bullying me amigo. Just because I have one brown grandparent doesn't make me not white.

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>>79350342

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>>79350342
Stop it, primo. This isn't funny anymore.

>>79350195
But it true the ssme shit with "white" and "american" those shit has no logic.

>>79350320
>1/6 of the country has a matematician degree

Where did you see that? I'm talking about pure mathematics, not any other /stem/ degree

>>79350365
Stop it with the white thing. Don't you read the news? Do you really want to identify yourself as white? They are all giga cucks what's wrong with you

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>>79350379
>>79350376
>>79350399
MY NIPPLES ARE PINK REEE IM WHITE IM WHITE

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>>79350353
>You think nothing exists outside your country?
/lat/niggers still hold onto the belief that they're people

>>79350693
damn... how can we ever recover?

>>79350693
all latinoamerican nations, BTFO by this humble mutt chicano
how will we recover?

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Would you guys accept me as a refugee. I don't leech of social welfare. ;-;

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>>79350883
mY BLOOD for /ex-yu/

>>79350897
^•^

>>79350410
My eyes are blue and nipples pink yet I'm a spic too
Welcome home hermano chicano AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJ

>>79349876
Guadalajara

>>79351024
Funny bit is I'm only 1/4 CHI but my nose is like this guys
>>79350379

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>>79339279

chile only for her

>>79347539
We blacked it oetz.

Colombia I guess.
Just because colombian qts and decent-tier cities like Medellin.

I would only move to a Latin American country with a universally clear, understandable, and, quite frankly, beautiful accent. So, I guess I'll pick Mexico or Colombia.

>>79345261
Puerto Rico is an American colony, not an independent country.

Realistically, though, America is a Puerto Rican colony. More Puerto Ricans live in the mainland US than there are people in Puerto Rico.

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>>79351876
>decent

>>79339279
Colombia because cheap and hot ay papi culo mamis.

Would've chosed Uruguay or Brazil otherwise

>>79345182
i would ask the same about chileans hating us

>>79350693
> le 39% face

>>79351876
>decent-tier cities like Medellin
nice choice bro, Bucaramanga is also okay-tier

>>79349638
Yeah, Quebec, France, Italy, Romania, etc are latin

Spain is is latinO

>>79352261
How about Manizales and the capital? Both are safer then Medellin. The latter has way more entertainment options

>>79350281
>stage 1: denial

Chile, of course. That was easy.

>>79352302
>stage 5: whiteness

Two only possible options: Chile and Brazil, in that order. Anything but that is a dumb choice.

can i play? not latino but I am americano please
seeing how Mexico borders..

it would have to be Peru.

>>79352378
> stage 1: Denial

>>79352422
Don't be like that, friend.

>>79352378
>stage 2: conflict

whatever countries have the prettiest ancient shit and shit

Tikal really speaks to me for some reason so I would probably pick Guatemala. Peru and Mexico are good shouts too but with the cartel maybe Mexico isn't a good bet. Brazil and the rain forests are pretty fuckin neato as well but it seems they're getting chopped to oblivion.

I really have to move out soon, USA has nothing going for it man.

Patagonia looks comfy.
So, Argentina.
Or Chile?

>>79352529
>literally living in the only land in the world where your dreams can become true and hard working is rewarded
>wanting to abandon it for any country in a corruption ridden 3rd world continent

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>>79352561
> Patagonia looks comfy.
Prepare your anus.

Whatever side of the Cordillera you pick, it doesn't matters

>>79352289
bogota is not safer than medellin, and manizales is very overrated, most people that talk nicely about the coffee axis don't really know how things are there, i would say that those 3 cities (pereira, manizales and armenia) are more dangerous than most of the cities in the country

>>79352603
the rich get richer, argiebro. it just isn't going to happen for me.

and the countries I listed aren't 3rd world, don't be rude

>>79352849
All the continent is 3rd world including us

>>79352898
why do you self hate? can't be healthy