/brit/

kys

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sue

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Me on the right

>>79337355
brainlet. the polynesian people left the island before the mutineers got there. imagine not knowing basic history lol

>>79337407
which asmrtist is this?

>>79337476
>>79337479
see >>79337452

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>this Yank

>>79337407
BBBBRRRAAAAAAPP

>>79337487
not him but lots of them had kids with polynesians who they brought to the island

>>79337512
virgin

>>79337558
Do you have a single source to back that up? Why would mutineers have Polynesians on their ship

>when lewis and clark ventured west they ran into a native american tribe that let them stay the winter with them
>the natives gave them their own campground and also consistently offered up their 12-20 year old women for sex every night as they thought it would make the gods happy

hmmm

>>79337586
>the piggy on the left

Woke up early and want to go back to bed, but I need to get up and do a big shit.

really struggling to find something to play lads

>>79337496
this

>>79337703
just shit yourself

>>79337487
absolute fucking dumb cunt

they bought tahitian women

do you think they brought British women on the boat with them or do you think they continued their bloodline by growing uteruses themselves and shagging each other?

got no one

>>79337487
Tahitians not polynesians

>tfw driving along absoluely out of my on cocaine, whole body shaking
>sudden overwhelming urge to wank
>pull over, climb into back seat put back seat down and get in boot on busy street
wank for half an hour locked in my own car boot
>climb back out and drive off, heart pounding and sweating heavily

imagine if you will being so pathetic that you feel the urge to make a new thread 60 posts before the bump limit

>>79337496
>asmrtist
>asmr
>artist
>the art of being a youtube slut

uhmm

>>79337725
de
gen
er
ate

>>79337738
Tahitians are not polynesians lol I know because I'm half polynesian

is it legal to take someone's wages back off them?

polynesia was my favourite in civ 5

>>79337747
*hops in your car and drives off while you're wanking*

>>79337709
my willy

>>79337796
don't worry janny that aren't taking your wages

>>79337743
>>79337776
>The Tahitians, or Maohis, are a nation and Polynesian ethnic group native to of Tahiti and thirteen other Society Islands in French Polynesia

hmmmmm do't think you are pal

Irish are not white lol I know because I'm half white

>>79337847
>let me tell you about your country because I skimmed a wikipedia article
le genius redditor face

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WHY DO WOMEN SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM I NEED TO PEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex5-SZG4Vbs
St Helena lads

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less than 12 hours

>>79337908
just go in and pee you mong, not afraid of a girl seeing your willy are you?

>>79337934
Napoleon on the wheel

>>79337725
>>79337586
keep posting

hope weller knocks that racist nigger out. taking the piss out of depression what a vile kekistani cunt

Why are Unitedstatesians so obsessed with us?

>>79337801
ah yes the engine running and door unlocked i definitely did that didn't i

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>>79337765
Male ASMR:
>Creative videos, intricate costumes and video premises, maybe even a meta plot
>40k subs, a couple of thousand views per video
Female ASMR
>Uhhh here's me, playing with some sand or something...also you can see my boobs
>500k subs, millions of views per video, $5000 a month from jewtreon

Imagine being born an attractive white female lads. Where you are successful at everything you attempt without any discernible talent.

>>79337948

>pass user since 2016

>>79338006
>Greater Manchester

Hello goyim. Take this medicine

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-41213534

>>79337725
me on the right not understanding how headphones work

>>79337982
>smash the window in
>hotwire the car
my car now

>>79338022
>west yorkeshire

>>79337988
Apply that to ALL YouTube creators.

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>>79337959

>>79337948
The toilet's in use and I won't pee in the sink

>>79337934
>all that space
>let's build terraced housing

runts

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>>79337905
>let me deny a well established and recognised fact because i'm a half breed who lives thousands of miles away from a country i call "mine"

>>79338035
retarded brainlet, djs do that so they can hear one side of the turntable they are mixing

>>79338026
The more cute traps, the better.

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CANADA LIVES

AND MARCHES ON

>>79338056
need a link to the gallery please

>>79338068
>let me tell you about your country
>akshually im a genius because i read wikipedia

>>79338069
neither of them are on you plumsocket

>>79338056
far right fucking hell

>>79338087
>Trudeau is a Canadian Mosley

A true centrist

>>79338056
far left
yes I'd put my penis in her vagina

>>79338056
>fanny packs
why?

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>>79338112
>let me deny a well established and recognised fact because i'm a half breed who lives thousands of miles away from a country i call "mine"

>>79338081
I like your thinking

this is one of the blandest diners ive had

>>79338152
because fuck you thats why

>>79338159
>akshually!

>>79337407
who is that asmr person

>>79338232
Brittany summers

sometimes I sit pressing update, waiting for a (You) despite having posted nothing in a long time

>>79338173
And that's saying something coming from a Brit. You sure you didn't accidentally eat the paper packaging?

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>>79338087

Based Canada

>ASMR

cannot even fathom how much of a spastic you have to be to listen to this shit

Honestly can't believe I have to share a thread with you window lickers

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>>79338243
Iktf

>>79338254
ummmmmmmmm racist and sexist much????

@79338243
might give you a (You) in 30 minutes or so

>>79338243
I press F5 to be honest. Most of these new functions are completely lost on me, only appreciate the quick reply because of legacy captcha.

>>79338232
your mum

>>79338245
its plain rice and chiken and vegetable mix done in a wok no souse no seasoning no nothing

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>nearly crashed my motorbike again today
im not good at this, lads

>>79338260
>he's jealous he doesn't get asmr

>>79338254
That's an amazing picture

NRx as fuck

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M25_cat_killer

seething

Need a weller bf 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRrmcOdsOS0

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PLEASE stop posting OP's early you pieces of human waste. It's ruining /brit/. half the time now nobody knows what thread everyone's in.

this meme got old weeks ago and since then I expect quite a lot of good people left because it's effort now.

>>79338323
fuck cats

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>>79338308
Don't give up. I'm only considering even getting into it.

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>>79337407

NEED a bikini haul video from this bird

>>79338338
Its been happening for years tbf

>>79338324
weller is a top lad even if he went weird recently
only big youtuber that isn't a middle class posh larping nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGdw4zBXbf8

>>79338323
good fuck cats, disgusting vermin

Wonder how Adam Johnson is doing

>>>/x/19572799

>>79338323
Almost 100% sure that this guy is the fella whos always posting about brutalising cats here

wouldnt even be a shock

>>79338353
its fun but im so shit at changing gears properly

>>79338323
much prefer M83 killer choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryh9rkIRGUs

have nothing but disdain for anyone who pronounces it "Ibeefa"

>>79338408
bending over

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>>79338232

bluewhisper

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wtf i love asmr now

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>>79338203
>tahitians peak a polynesian language
>are native to polynesia
>are universally recognised as polynesian

explain how they aren't great tahitian king callum smith

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anime

>>79338423
I pronounce it Ibeeza

>>79338453
stop posting the same pics

>>79338396
sheed
>>79338351
sheed

>>79338377
it's gotten a lot worse recently. It's pretty extreme now. There's hardly a moment now where there aren't multiple active /brit/ threads on /int/ and I can't be asked to keep up with any of them

thanks OPs

im tahitian, we are polynesian

>>79338324

what the fuck is this utter shite
can't believe i share a thread with creatures like you

>>79338423
ibiθa dumb cunt

>>79338448
>akshually

>these autists arguing about tahiti

how can you waste your life away doing things like this? what does this possibly accomplish?

your both just getting upset

lads what are you supposed to do in a club

>>79338531
Spoken like a true radcen

>>79338437
*parp*

>>79338540
Find me

>>79338511
great explanation callum you bullshitter

>>79338531
im just trolling him and he's still taking the bait

I DIDNT JUST COM HERE TO DANCE IF YOU KNOW WHATI MEAN

>>79338540
fight me

severely cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoTb8aBNpUc

How do you hide your pornography, /brit/?

I have a 500GB internal hard drive that I harvested off of an old computer. Whenever I want to jerk off, I retrieve the HDD from a box under my bed, after which I will open my computer case and connect the HDD to the computer's motherboard and PSU (after making sure the fans have stopped whirring, of course).

This ought to prevent family members from coming across my explicit material, as I doubt any of them are tech literate enough to connect an internal hard drive to a computer (they also all have super thin Macbooks, and I doubt those have SATA ports, kek). But is this enough of a deterrent? Of course not.

When the HDD has been connected to the machine, no porn will be found. Why? Because it's encrypted, and the only way to unencrypt it is with a 7 word passphrase I have invented specifically for this purpose using Diceware.

So let's say that the HDD has been connected, and that the porn has been unencrypted and the virtual drive B: has been fully mounted. Am I ready to fap now? Of course not.

Now I have to figure out exactly what I want to do. For you see, my hard drive contains the following programs:

-Web browser
-File manager with built-in image viewer and video player
-Torrent client
-Kodi (why? we'll get to that)

This means that all porn-related activities are isolated to this hard drive.

For now, let's say I want to enjoy one of the many lesbian JAVs I have stored on this hard drive. I could just double-click on the video I want to see, right? Of course not.

For you see, when I jerk off, I like to lay on my bed and watch porn on the flat screen television I have hanging on my wall. The problem with this arrangement is that I also want to enjoy the sound of Japanese lesbians screaming with pleasure (or pain? You can never really be sure); this is difficult to do on the TV, as the loud speakers will be non-discrete, to put it lightly. All hope is lost, right? Of course not.

>>79338540
awkwardly dance and chat up birds in the smoking area

>>79338489
that pic has not been posted in over a month

>meerly pretending

What the fuck

that song starboy has over a billion views

its not even that good

>>79338540
reload animations

>>79338565
>akshually!!

>>79338540
pull you mong.

girls are literally going there to hookup, and they're lying if they say otherwise

>>79338567
>i was only pretending to be stupid

>>79338540

clubs are an emperors new clothes situation

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>>79338540

>>79338540
don't really know desu

if it's some kind of raver's club with heavy dance music playing i guess get fucked on something and gurn but if it's a shitty studenty club then i guess just stand around or spend the entire time walking between bars getting drinks and the smoking area and chatting to whoever i went there with

never had fun in a club me but i can't say no

>typing 'Weller' on youtube now gives some late-millenial fuccboi posting abhorrent meme shit .. and not the the muslcal legend I was actually looking for and had to go page 8 to finally find what I was loooking for

>>79338578
>hide your pornography
why?

>>79338635
Caterwauling

2k on my feet yeh 2k on my feet

>>79338588
incorect

>hit on a few girls
>get rejected because you aren't a 6'2 chad
>go home £50 out of pocket

ah yes, the "clubbing" experience, where the 80/20 rule applies more than ever

>>79338630
>I was only pretending to take the bait
>look at me I read a wikipedia article and now I'm stephen hawkings

>>79338654
>tfw sargent in the buxton army

>>79338635
puttering

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post british/anglosphere overseas territories

>>79338635
I literally know that guy his name is chrissy hanna

>>79338635
standard

watching Kingsman

the slang is wrong and outdated and there's also loads of white cockneys which don't exist anymore
terrible film

>>79338694
i spend over hundred every time i go clubbing and i hit on ZERO girls

really don't know what I do when I'm in clubs can't remember most of it but it's quite messy

>this many (You)s
mad
>>79338562
>>79338571
fuck off redditflags
>>79338579
do you need to smoke to do that? can be done
>>79338623
>pull
yeah thats sort of what I meant, how to do that
>>79338604
>>79338635
what a laugh
>>79338631
perhaps but they're filled with girls
>>79338636
doesnt sound fun at all

>>79338718
no

>>79338735
how, do you go clubbing together?

>>79338718
>literally no idea where this is
haha what are we like eh xx

>>79338764
you're drinking overpriced alcohol in large quantities

>>79338770
>do you need to smoke to do that? can be done
preferable but not essential
even if you don't smoke, buy fags to give to birds

>>79338770
I go to the smoking area and I don't smoke. I have friends who do so I spend the time talking to them.

Honestly it's the best parts of the nights to me

>>79338776
stopped reading at six things, my autism CANNOT deal with this

Live, laugh, love.

>>79338795
I know but so are my only friends in the whole wide world

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>>79338718

my dad is such a fuckin asshole

Thoughts on the Economist and the Spectator?

Eat.sleep.rave.repeat

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any /asmr/ lads in?

MEAT IS MURDER

>>79338785
no he's a junkie faggot that gets bullied and is legit retarded, once filled up his lighter with gas in a car and light a cigarette after it and his car went up in flames and burnt the side of his face

>>79338832
neither are very good

anyone ever notice that anything of note was accomplished by an atheist, agnostic or pagan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqwf3-T_778
Blacks don't evolve

Any big willy man in?

>>79338837
gawjus eyes

>>79338848
How the fuck do you know him?

>>79338832
Reddit shit

>>79338837
I'll watch asmr if it's done by a qt like this

Name?

>>79338811
don't do any of these :(

might start smoking 2bh i've grown accustomed to the smell from sitting in smoking areas on nights out and it looks cool as fuck
whats the best beginner cig?

Wein, Weib und Gesang.

fillings leaked and now my molars are blue lmao

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>going back to university in a week
>the entire student union hates me
>third year

still considering just not bothering. I can't get my money back though right?

*lives*
*laughs*
*loves*

>>79338905
just buy a pack of benson you fucking runt lmao

>>79338928
Why do they hate you

>>79338832
>The Economist

The best news source, unbiased and impartial, you can tell someone is intelligent if they have a copy(in b4 rorke and his paranoid delusions that the rothschilds are brainwashing you)

Can't speak for the spectator

>>79338928
why do they hate you

Just bit down on my spoon and lost all my front teeth

A way a lone a last a loved a long the

>>79338875
used to sesh together, funny feeling you know him

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>>79338837

>>79338905
rolling your own
also the best veteran cig tbf

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you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

>>79338871
Got a 7 inch or so johnson so I'm not exactly big but I'm decent

>>79338957
>>79338950
Woah

>>79338970
Does he browse here? Live near you or something? Knowing someone from the 'chon is just weird

>>79338954
the economist isn't unbiased or impartial

any agadez man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38tYD5dQsE

>>79338996
Not that fucking impressive you shithead wanker

>>79338950
>>79338957
got really drunk and got in an argument with one of their top dog student rep's about how i thought there were only 2 genders

i hadn't even confronted him i was talking to someone else and he overheard me and had a go

still though I feel quite autistic for being involved in that kind of discussion but i didn't say anything that wasn't true

are weller is actually a decent boxer, not much power but he has good agility and defense. he's going to beat the shite out of that monkey ksi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=122&v=XvTXOvcapVk

>>79338958
going to kil you

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>visitting home on weekend
>buy a turbot and make a nice meal for sunday
>having meal before i have to set off to the town where i do nothing besides work
>during meal phone gets notification
>boss emailing me about some things to add to the data project
>family notice my smile sink away
>on the train back now

Thanks for reading heres a pic of the fish

turbochoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV5VKdcQOJE

>>79339027
Based

>>79338928
why does it matter? I've never even seen my student union, its easy to avoid them

>>79338928
you the guy who got caught in the lgbt society's crosshairs?

>>79338859
Bad bait
>>79338905
>looks cool as fuck
Found the literal child
>>79338928
At my school you can get a full refund if you drop your classes within the first week or 2

Try it

>>79339009
funny feeling he does browse here, he's a deano, doesn't live near me no but same city and I know a few cunts in real life that browse the 'chon it's normie-tier these days. my friend group unironically call people niggers

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>>79338695
maybe if you read more wikipedia articles you'd retain more information and wouldn't have to convince everyone you were pretending to be stupid on a tahitian ship-mutineering forum

>>79339027
Jesus Christ uni cunts sound like stuck up dickheads, glad I didnt go

>>79339034
that was awful lad and the one hes fighting hasnt a clue

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>>79338893
Gibi ASMR

>>79339027
assert your dominance over him violently, sexually or both
nobody will fuck with you if you rape him in broad daylight

here we go, this night is just beginning

love the outrage mogg's caused

Redpilled the student union on kikes and niggers

>>79339027
Stick by your guns. Don't apologise
People like headstrong men, do not roll over for those other faggots.

/brit/ is a social experiment gone wrong

>>79339052
they're quite prominent at my university and they all seem to share the same brain

>>79339068
could be

what does a student union even do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4

>>79339085
>i was only pretending to take the bait
>le epic maymay from my epic, epic 4chan folder that'll show him haha!
cringe

>>79339079
>my friend group unironically call people niggers
Whats unusual about that? pretty normal if you ask me

gonna batter ksi

love mogg

Warm shit in my mouth

dubs decides the board/topic of my next baitpost

imagine being between the ages of 18-22 and smoking cigarettes unironically around uni campus
imagine actually being addicted to nicotine at this age in the year 2017
imagine trying to justify your full blown addiction
lmao

>>79339159
di

>>79339027
There's a difference btw sex and gender. There are only 2 sexes, but gender is something entirely arbitrary so there can be as many as over-sensitive crybabies say there are

>>79339142
it is pretty normal these days tbf

>>79337988
bloody misogynist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsT7IMmaKKU

might play fifa while i'm drink see how i do

>>79339114
Siphon off money to give to looney lefty twats

>>79339164
'sheed

>>79339177
I mean I live in the country so people call blacks niggers all the time

>>79339037
Disconcerting mix of nice and utterly grim

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>Jacob Rees-Mogg

>>79339123
most of the blue jam stuff was better as just audio

Right-wing gf
pros:
>wants to please and serve her man
>loves cooking and baking
>wears dresses and other traditionally feminine clothes
>close relationship with family, doesn't have too many friends
>sweet voice and will talk cutely to you
>submissive
>hates political correctness
>fearful/hateful of wogs and muzzies
>loves classical music, traditional dancing
>loves the holidays
>enjoys a comfy night in
>extremely loyal
cons:
>boring conversationalist
>not very bright/educated
>doesn't want to do anything exciting
>might be crazy/super religious
>will only date you if you have good genetics and are financially secure
>might not have sex till marriage
>boring in bed
>might deny sex

Left-wing gf
pros:
>always up for a night out
>will get drunk with you/take psychedelic drugs with you
>will have interesting debates with you about anything
>educated and intelligent
>really compassionate about causes she cares about
>kind to everyone regardless of colour, creed or sexuality
>amazing in bed, will experiment with you on everything, always up for anal, will offer threesomes with her friends
>nipple piercings
>watches lots of good films, shows, reads lots of books
>hatesex when you get angry
cons:
>not loyal at all, will want an open relationship half the time
>feminist
>probably has been fucked by black guys, if not, will always talk about how she finds black celebrities attractive
>defends Islam
>covered in tattoos
>unnaturally coloured dyed hair
>spends half of her day checking social media
>too many male friends
>has been fucked at nearly every rave and festival in the country
>has had STDs before
>either has depression, borderline personality disorder or some other mental illness
>daddy issues
>might go crazy and claim you raped her
>if you marry her, might divorce you randomly because she's not satisfied and take your house and kids
>will probably abort your kids if you get her pregnant anyway though
>probably takes too many drugs
>generally an unpleasant person

>>79339027
i wouldn't let it get to you, outrage of that sort is fleeting and your name has probably been forgotten by all but a few.

wasn't the idea of everyone smoking cigarettes just mkultra

>>79339164
cigs and drugs are the best bait topic, you won't get more angry replies

>>79339200
impressive, very nice

Did my GCSEs in year 7 I was so smart

i don't knife for fun
but i'll knife your mum

>>79339174
Fuck off poofter

>>79339228
Shan't

>>79339228
Imagine typing this out

fucking freak

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>>79338972
love noses 2bqh with you

>>79339251
Haha he called me poofter

>>79339228
*pole vaults over this great wall of text*

>>79339228
>always up for a night out
>will get drunk with you/take psychedelic drugs with you
>will have interesting debates with you about anything
>educated and intelligent
>watches lots of good films, shows, reads lots of books
>hatesex when you get angry

Don't see how these don't apply to a right wing gf as well

there is literally no evidence that fags cause caner.
cause does not equal correlation

>2017
>Doesnt smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or perhaps both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addictive!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

I have understood that the majority of you, dear robots, are in fact such wimps that you have not even dared to taste a cigarette. During recess you stand half outside the circle, with your hands in your pockets and head frozen in fear like a sheep surrounded by wolves. Occasionally you check your phone as if a girl had messaged you. Hah.

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Is this bad sitting posture?

I think manlets ruined my posture because most desk/table heights make me lean too far down to comfortably use them

Arctic monkeys are the best British band of all time

indisputable

>>79339301
Imagine typing this out

fucking freak

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>>79339269

>>79339298
rorkettes can be boring shut-ins

>>79339301
was looking for this
cheers

>>79339307
when you're 16/17 yeah but if you still like them in your 20s you're a manchild

>>79339301
great pasta

fucking hate non smokers

#freaks

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>>79339316
>mfw when I smoke Camel. Fucking pussies, smoking is one of the greatest pleasures in life and an excellent stress reliever. I've been smoking for six years and received no medical drawbacks. Smoking is alpha as fuck and it proves that you're no coward.

>>79339338
>>79339338
>>79339338
done a cheeky early new lads

>>79339127
>I was only pretending to be stupid
>maybe if i pretend to quote him but throw the words le and maymay in there, yeah, that'll show him!
state of you

when will humanity go back to its normal behavior of war, slavery, genocide and disease?

>>79339301
*starts running*
*gets a good sprint*
*leaps over this wall of text but hits the bar and suffers from a concussion*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

at least with a boring shut in gf you know shes not out cheating on you

>>79339349
REPORT AND IGNORE

/brit/ would be better with a much shorter character limit, this isn't the place for your essays

>>79339349
oh fuck off

>>79339353
america's at war currently thick cunt

>>79339307
>not the radioheads

>>79339324
not in my experience

anyway this is all futile because women just adopt the political stance of the last man they shagged

>>79339301
i smoke rarely, usually only when i'm drunk, and don't have a urge to do it while sober
it's cool to smoke with somebody and talk but as long as you can control it imo

>>79339353
it does all that behind the curtains

>>79339338
>>79339338
>>79339338
Remember to use this new at 310 lads

>>79339338
>>79339338
>>79339338
Remember to use this new at 310 lads

>>79339392
disagree
lefty women are truly ideological

but other women can hop from liberal to centrist to right-wing very easily, yes.

I've worked every weekend for the past 7 weeks now. The base hours of my job are 8am-8pm M-F. I've gotten past stressed, and now I just feel angry.

none of those are reasons to smoke! why should you smoke?

Pewdiepie said WHAT

>>79339443
you're a beta male

>>79339456
its fun

>>79339364
Crazy little guy haha

>>79339319
prefer more long pointed jewish noses
that nose is abit to thicc for me

>>79339349
>>79339414
hey maybe you should post this once we're at 310, rather than before

>>79339458
hitler didn't go far enough

kinda wish i stuck to culture pals instead of getting distracted by erasmus

>>79339456
Because you'll look cool enough to satiate your vanity.
Plus you'll feel free enough to feel as if endless bureaucracy has no effect on you

>>79339037
thats a big fish

>>79339526
if this were a communist general I gladly would, but since rorke wants capitalism, he can have capitalism, I have more money, so I make the new first, simple as, let's call it "new privilege"

Harry doesn't mind, if he doesn't
Make the scene
He's got a daytime job
He's doing alright

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>>79339582

>>79339456
smoking is cool, Simple as that.

>>79339619
>>79339619
>>79339619

>>79339619
>>79339619
>>79339619

real british new

>>79339468
I probably make three times as much as you per annum, if you have a job at all.

Beta peasant.
Disgusting servile rat.
Don't talk down to me.

>>79339456
it's alright when you're drunk or pinging, never got into it when sober

Love shitting on the windowsill and keeping track of all the insects that get caught in it

This is the proper thread to be posting in for the time being

I hope janny unbusts your bollocks

>thread wars
>early threads

no thanks

going to browse /tv/

>>79339765
i'm not sure what's worse

>>79339765
man of culture

>>79338578
'ce

>>79339284
kek u should do stand up

>>79337407
i jack off to her videos all the time

much better than porn feels like she's there with me