/brit/

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rate the fit lads

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sue

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am unironically 6'8"
would heem any of you manlets if i ever crossed paths with you in real life

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I'm 5'7

Need med gf

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pinata

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ldas

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anime

https://strawpoll.com/a6whde5y

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https://strawpoll.com/a6whde5y

Girls only are interested in me being tall.

Rather shallow and pedantic if I say so myself

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>>79332373

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>>79332382
Sara

anyone fluent in french? like on a teaching level?

>>79332365
feel like pure shit just want him back x

have actually spoken to him in Kensington before until his security lads moved him on

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WE

>>79332434
hi x

is smoking cocaine the most degenerate thing a person can do?

i like how the phrase 'as fuck' is used as a unit of measurement

feels fucking good being a civic nationalist

ideology > skin color

>>79332477
taking heroine

>>79332445
WUZ

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>taking heroine

https://twitter.com/zach2302/status/906657400505159680

Heh

>>79332477
would have to say shooting yourself in the face point blank is probably more dangerous but test it out and let us know

>tfw 4'3 and 791lbs

doctor passes out every time I roll in to see him

>>79332457
how fluent are you

>>79332434
oui

>>79332477
living north of london or west of herefordshire

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Jesus how does this man have such a way with words?

>>79332563
he said degenerate, not dangerous

>>79332542
man like willz lookin steezy

>>79332573
I drank too much from plastic bottle and it just gave me Danish boytits.

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well

>>79332589
very

>>79332602
he speaks to ordinary americans at a level they can understand

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Results are in lads.

question for yanks/leafs/micks/other assorted JFs:

why do you post in /brit/ and not your own general?

>>79332641
I'm 6ft spot on, so I couldn't vote

>>79332573
I don't get it

just applied for xfactor lads

>>79332605
FUCK i cant get ANYTHING right

>>79332656
I'm English

>>79332357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGoUnuSuLjY

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hurricane Irma striking England
absolutely pissing it down lads, pray for me

>>79332641
>>79332651
I lied when I answered, I selected >6 even though i'm 5'11

>>79332661
ah yes the centrist position

>>79332656
Talk about the footy innit

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>>79332425
very nice arse

>>79332656
have a british gf unironically and shes always impressed when i know things about british culture

>>79332684
ethnically or expat

>>79332656
more active, less anime

wish I was a girl so I could wear cute latex outfits

>>79332711
>>79332729
>>79332744
fair enough

>>79332656
probably for the same reasons you do

>>79332729
like what?

>>79332732
Both

>>79332729
what have you learned about british culture from these threads

>>79332656
Mick's are not jfs

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>>79332723
that it most certainly is

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I found more pics of the turbo autist lads

>>79332744
You the GAA lad?

>>79332853
looks pretty suave

>>79332445
heard that most of the languages back then were comprised largely of onomatopoeias and the bizarre names all referred to the notable actions they did and the sounds they created as opposed to a name assigned to them at birth

>>79332863
no

>>79332707
Don't get it

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>>79332831

>>79332809
>>79332827
shit like cheeky nandos, north vs south banter, bank holidays, west-midlands, where the muslims are, where the shit unis are, high-level politics, slags, chipper, etc

>>79332656
its not an international board
why are you so autistic about who posts here?
most of the brit flags are extremely autistic people,its refreshing to have jfs

have a yearning to take the next exit to the Broome Rd

is this /cambridge/?

>>79332907
It's Chip Palace

>>79332907
have you learned what the best brand of teabags is yet?

>>79332907
she sounds like a slag

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>looks pretty suave

Heroin DOES:
cure cancer
cure depression
end poverty

STAND AGAINST the governments conspiracy against heroin. Nobody has EVER been hurt by heroin.

>>79332889
You the ruggers lad?

>>79332907
cheeky nandos hasn't been funny for a while lad

>>79332789
no i'm english

>>79332907
/brit/ actually convinced me it was chipper, so I said it to my mate once and he got very confused and told me it was chippy

FUCK /brit/ advice

>>79332960
no

>>79332955
how socially unaware would have have to be to think this looks cool, jesus fucking christ

>>79332991
you fucking idiot

>>79332991
It's Chip Palace

>>79332656
browsing brit has been fortunate for me twice

>talk to british qt
>ask about music genre
>she says i wouldnt know about it
>ask her if shes talking about grime
>she lights up
>get to fug

*sharts myself*

>>79332953
she might've been, shes from london and is a literal millionaire. she was awful at giving head at first though so i (probably naively) thought she hadn't much experience. dont really care anyway

>>79332942
lipton microwaved

I just call it the chip shop

Ahh yes, migrants

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d35_1505042849

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Anyone read this?

Tried to get my brother to read Alan Moore and he recommended me this, said Watchmen was boring.

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>most of the brit flags are extremely autistic people,its refreshing to have jfs

>>79332991
he's called the potato engineer you spastic

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>>79332903
you know you can tell when they are wearing a thong as opposed to panties when their crack is more pronounced
>tfw chem teacher with at least hips this wide would wear thongs

>>79332907
>chipper
chippy you twat

>>79333027
sorry sweaty its yorkshire tea
learn that

that's the second day in a row where my shits have been so big they require more than one flush

>>79333044
LOVE it

more people die from heroin by making it illegal

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>>79332991

finally i realised what JF means.

>Wales:
Small, happy creatures who farm and live in the hills. Average height of 3ft 6
>Midlands, East of England, North of England:
Strong, proud men who live in towns. Warriors and kings, easily seduced by power. Average height of 6 ft.
>South-West:
Elegant, slender, pale beings, wise and ancient, who play harps and practice magic. Average height of 6 ft 5
>South-East:
The line of emperors and conquerors, the true inheritors of British civilisation. They have faded through history but shall one day rise again. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king. Average height of 6ft 3
>London:
Violent, dark creatures who practice eastern religions in worship of their demonic god. Stupid and brutish, born evil, live in the industrial hellfires. Average height of 5ft 7
>Scotland:
Hardy, stocky race of mountain and highland-dwelling folk, greedy and selfish but proud and cultured. Average height of 4ft 5

>chippy

it's a "fried food emporium" you tit

>>79333093
jewish friends

>>79333060
nah the irish make the best, defo punjana

>>79333036
SCREAMING

>>79332656
>why don't you go on vacation in your own country

>>79333098
It's Chip Palace

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>>79333060
Which flavour tho?

>>79333122
t. Fergus O'Flaherty

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>>79333051
you can't wear anything underneath these, but it acts in the same way because the latex stretches and the zip/seam doesnt

dont give a monkeys

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rolled up a post-it note and now I am pretending to smoke like Don Draper

I don't actually smoke though because I'm not an idiot

>>79333006
>>79333049
>>79333098
cringe

If i marry the british gf in america, do i get british citizenship?

Would like to move to Bath

>>79333044
>It depicts a husband and wife, Alana and Marko, from long-warring extraterrestrial races, fleeing authorities from both sides of a galactic war as they struggle to care for their daughter, Hazel
>Prince Robot IV is a member of the royal family of the Robot Kingdom, assigned by Landfall as their primary pursuer of Alana and Marko in the beginning of the series when his wife is pregnant with their first child.

Your brother is clinically insane lad, this is utter shit.

>>79333148
paki actually

>>79333169
fuck off we're full

>>79333139
gold

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>79333188
No fuck off we're full

>>79333199
jokes on him I haven't spoken to an unrelated woman in months

>>79333013
grime is massively popular you mong, most people are aware of it

>>79333139
Yorkshire flavour!

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>i dont smoke

>>79333163
tights

>>79333114
fuck off JF

>>79333225
Qt in the back

How many Asos points you lads have?

>>79333152
it mostly applies to jeans/trousers or just less tight material

>>79333259
too many

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>>79333250
low standards shes a munter

>southerners can't pronounce th properly

the utter state of the south

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>>79332310
how ya holdin up, /brit/?

>ASOS
essential deano-core

how many nectar card points you lads have?

>>79333296
Better than any kshits that get posted here

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>>79333094
any /elven/ lads in?

>>79333199
don't really understand what this is meant to mean tb?h

does 'slag' refer exclusively to vapid low-class girls in the UK?

here it can (and does) get used as in that capacity, but its used more as a synonymous verb for an insult/jeer. like you'd say that you're 'slagging someone off' or 'I'm just slagging you lad!' and similarly as an adjective

is this just here we do that?

When you guys say "th" does the tongue come out between your teeth"

>>79333333

>>79332991
it is chipper

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>you can't stop me from chasing my dreams! I'm going to clown college!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13894273
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>>79333351
>Tirty tree

>>79332656
because i like you guys

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>>79333317
*vaporises you with the 2 combined islands of my carrier*

>>79333318
its really not, you must be an autist with no friends that only knows what the real world is like through 4chan if you think that
none of these are deanos or deanettes
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ASOS

>>79333351
a little bit

>>79333362
the line is actually 'you people have stood in my way long enough'

>>79333318
Got some decent cops from there cunt

rate my new business plan lads

serious one

buying and fixing broken ipads and 3ds's then reselling

how long till im a millionaire

>>79333379
aw, arn't you lovely <3

University of Leeds is either for:

a) pakis
b) deanos

>>79333349
nah it just means a hot bird that sleeps around a lot
cherly cole is a slag

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>>79333391
>A
>FUCKING
>RAMP
lamo

>>79333448
What about clowns?

>>79333448
James Milner is from Leeds

>>79333449
slag doesnt mean hot it means slutty

watching gordon ramsay vids while eating oven pizza

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love yank uni sluts me

>>79333399
>its really not

mate it's essential Deanocore

>>79333484
Brown nosing your mam in the other room

>>79333483
yeah but you don't really call an ugly cunt a slag

>Only 1 south east england poster

>>79333448
University of York is for:

a) white people
b) southern softies

>>79333094
what about west britain

i want to buy a tank

Newcastle Uni is for:
a) Nonces
b) Slags

>>79333524
You missed the huge amount of chink foreign students

>>79333500
me in the backseat wanking

>>79333503
>no evidence for his proofs
>gets show it's middle-class poofters buying it on twitter
lonely autist. im a deano with deano mates and we mock people for wearing asos cause its bent

>>79333543
How many gallons?

>>79333512
I would

>>79333552
Literally every russell group is like that tho

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>>79333472
if you're gonna brag about your inefficient propulsion at least use a decent photo

>>79333448
not actually that many pakis in leeds

awful lot of chink students tho

started saying cheers instead of thank you
i think it sounds less autistic. this is the first step to becoming a normie.

hey lads x

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>>79333500
whats #DIFS?

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would you ever do this with a mate?

Haha, remember at my uni when somebody opens a window to heckle a girl "SLAG" and then dropped a fucking watermelon on her head lol

>>79333094
>>79333332
elves IN
shire was based on devon though

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>>79333565
gib m1 abrams plz

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>im a deano with deano mates

>>79333597
Eiffel Tower a chick? Sure. Did it last Valentine's Day.

The Uni Experience

>>79333608
That would get you executed in today's hyper-offended student culture.

the gf and i just released our sex tape lads

https://efukt.com/22162_The_Legend_of_Fuckmeat.html

>>79333559
I'm one of only two qualified Deanologists on /brit/ and ASOS is prime deano

If you don't wear asos or think it's shit I can only imagine how autistic you must dress.
Bet you wear autism shoes, bland clothes with no logos, straight jeans and your mum buys clothes for you. with black hoodies and the likes
sad!

>>79333583
ford was supposed to have magnetic catapults but it didnt finish in time

Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/906919813259423744

I buy clothes from department stores

>>79333660
>asos
fuck me lad, you poor thing

>>79333658
not him but i have tarquin mates that wear it, deanos wear JD and topman, river island

>>79333634
>Eiffel Tower a Chick

fucking hell canadians are seriously just pseudo-yanks

>>79333704
JD, Topman, River island

you must be living on a different planet if you don't think ASOS fits snugly into this group, come on mate

>>79333660
No name shoes, Wrangler jeans and Lands' End checkered plaid flannel shirts actually.

I buy wanks from

https://twitter.com/kmatilde3

>>79333702
>>79333695
t. mum dresses him

>>79331807
wish we could dress like this without normies making fun of us these days

>>79333576
remember when this happened
http://yourbrexit.co.uk/news/disgrace-labour-mp-naz-shah-retweets-abused-girls-in-rotherham-need-to-shut-their-mouths/
lol

>>79333674
the real game changer will be orbital propulsion
and perhaps rail guns but i think they are being fitted to destroyers rather than carriers

>>79333733
Eat my arsehole fatboy.

>>79333750
no not really

>>79333592
Do it For State

Just a bunch of degenerate snapchats from college slags and frat boys. Some good wanking material though

https://statesnapsog.tumblr.com/

>I go to uni in Sheffield
>no you don't, you go to Sheffield Hallam lmao

Asos is the standard for normie dressing

anyone slating it is just exposing their autism

>>79333779
>>79333744
t. wears clothes with no logos and no brand shoes

Thinking of putting a cheeky Mahrez in my fantasy team

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Whoops!

Looks like pewdiepie might actually be a racist after all lmao
hard 'R' and everything
>https://oddshot.tv/s/g_05U6

Hey Brits, when are you gonna start driving on the right side of the road?

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https://efukt.com/22143_PANIC_AT_THE_BLOWBANG.html

>>79333785
>https://statesnapsog.tumblr.com/

>need to log om / sign up to view the content

um no sweaty x

>>79333813
no, wrong again

>>79333813
nothing wrong with that

>>79333822
When we rejoin the eu after 20 years of economic and social malaise

>>79333806
this, i can only imagine how much of an autist these people look like. quite sad really they must look like tramps

Nearly had a heart attack in the pub last night. This Muslim comes through the door shouting Allah, Allah, Allah. Was expecting an explosion but then he said allav'e a pint. Stuttering cunt.

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>>79333785
what the fuck is this nonsense

behind on my jacamo catalogue payments lads, they said they'll get the bailiffs involved if i don't start paying by next week

anyone offering high impact bummings?

>>79333813
literally nowt wrong with wearing clothes with no logo
you're showing your autism now by being this desperate to impress normies

>>79333857
So next year?

>Hating on Asos
You realise it's just an online store selling other brand's clothes, right? They sell everything from River Island to Hugo Boss and Ted Baker

Nearly got with a girl last night that I didn't know is best friends with the girl I got with the night before haha

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>>79333862

>>79333767
rail guns already are supposed to be fitted onto new ships, they finished testing and are clear for use, but im not sure when theyre supposed go into service

>>79333813
you mean like ASOS?

face it deano you've lost this one

>>79333806
H&M is the normie shopping you bellend

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>>79333855
>>79333842
>>79333895
>>79333925

>>79333806
just because people slag it doesn't mean they don't wear it

I slag people for wearing ASOS yet have shopped there and regularly wear items purchased from the site

and I'm also a virgin autist (and I bang people out on here for being autismos and virgins), lurk more

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>>79333785
what the fuck is this
I want to go to yank uni now
>>79333872
>>79333836

>>79333942
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Oh mate

Stop

>>79333862
Didn't happen

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>>79333822
but we do
>>79333920
i hope in my lifetime to see them used with SKYLON
it would be glorious

ah yes, so-called straight lads arguing about clothes again. very masculine.

>>79333904
viele Jahre mein Freund...

>>79333970
Why are you laughing you little scrote

Normie shop for males
Topman

Normie shop for females
Primark/Miss Selfridge

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>>79333911
these people are severly autistic and they're actually defending wearing no brand shoes and boring monotone clothes
harvey tier
do they realize you can buy gucci and fred perry on asos?

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>>Hating on Asos
>You realise it's just an online store selling other brand's clothes, right? They sell everything from River Island to Hugo Boss and Ted Baker

>>79333942
what? have you left the house since 2009?

>>79333873
wouldn't want to be the baliffs trying to seize assets from a jacamo shopper

probably 18 stone of solid fat and muscle

>>79333986
I'm laughing because you're a clueless fucking loser

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>tfw have my own personal sense of style and wear whatever the fuck i want
>tfw 50% of people love it, 50% of people hate it

prefer it this way
better than having 100% of people not give a shit imo

youtube REALLY wants me to watch westie terrier videos rn lel

better than the fucking milo/jordan peterson/sargon videos they were bombarding me with up til a few days ago

>>79333978
noooooooo, really? wow

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>>79334012
and you're a sad little autistic freak that dresses like you dipped into the bargain bin at primark

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>do they realize you can buy gucci and fred perry on asos?

hahahahaha fucking hell Deano

nothing wrong with shopping at h&m, i don't do it exclusively but most of my clothes are from there

wow

>Arguing about brick and mortar retail in 2017

I get all my clothes tailor made

>>79334053
Yep

>>79333982
Teenage nu-males mate. Pseudo-homosexuals, the lot of them.

why do people on facebook posts pictures containing their text post
it's like something that would be a meme on 4chan
they're wasting precious bytes

>>79334074
We know you do tarquin

>>79334037
To be fair there really is no way to watch too many dog videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-NoOdYKidw

pickle rick is in the house tonight

>>79334055
>freak

Good insult you little melt, it's obvious you're a loser because you think H&M is where normal people shop

>>79334071
Until I can order bricks and mortar at Amazon.

>>79334100
the runt animal companion

>>79334107
ahahaha you buy all your clothes from asos what a massive gowk you are mind

>>79334107
Omg he actually shops at Harvey and Autism hahahhahahahahahahahahahga

Is H&M still open lmao?

asos is where the poor deano shops desu

>not buying all your clothes from jacamo

>bojack redditman
>reddit and morty

disgusting

>>79334122
i like how roasties pretty much agree with PUAs and shit on betas

>>79334165
19:30 on a Sunday? Doubt it.

>>79334141
https://www.amazon.co.uk/CLASS-PERFORATED-ENGINEERING-RED-BRICKS/dp/B01AEO6REE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1505068478&sr=8-2&keywords=bricks

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bostik-30812805-Cementone-General-Purpose/dp/B01D8FRG46/ref=sr_1_1?s=diy&ie=UTF8&qid=1505068497&sr=1-1&keywords=mortar

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>>79334100
look at that fucking dog

could never buy clothes from asos, prefer to try on clothes before I buy them desu

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>le nü-male boogeyman

>>79334142
Ah yes, here's the snide "intellectual" owning a cat to match his own personality.

I buy from the RSPCA charity shop

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>>79334171
>poor

b-but you can buy Fred Perry and Gucci! t-that's not Deano

*looks at wardrobe of ASOS own brand ripped skinny jeans and Hype t-shirts*

if you're tall and have a good physique any clothes will look on you. judging from your bitter quarrelling i can only assume you're all skinnyfat manlets

>>79334144
>gowk
>mind

I Take it you're from some shitty northern town, never reply to me again.

>>79334203
if it works i guess

>>79334211
Ah yes
Newcastle

>>79334225
look *good on you

>>79334213
the virgin reply

>H@M
I have a working class cousin that is a football runt that shops here
JUST
Tk maxx tier

would love to bash a southern fairy

>>79334227
oooooh sorry you southern ponce fuckkkk offfff

baggy jeans are coming back in next year

>>79334203
Pretty sure those are a different size than German bricks.

Any flat earth man in

>he doesn't buy all his garms from Mr Porter

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>79332309
>>79332309
>>79332309

>>79334266
puttering at this

Buying your clothes at george is the one

pretty much only wear jumpers

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>>79334259
I'll dig your fucking nan up son

*cracks open wardrobe of montane grey t shirts*
Hmm I wonder which shade will go with my N shoes and boot cut jeans today

Doing all my shopping in my colon

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>>79334308
2

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>>79334366
3

>>79332310
we

>>79334609
alri alberto