feel like pure shit just want him back edition
Is he ded?
FACE LIKE A PUCKERED ARSEHOLE
buy my clothes from argos
plymouth is actually an alright place
buy all my clothes from primark
>>79332309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4
Any round earth shills in
going snowboarding
>>79332309
how ya holdin up, /brit/?
love you turtle
*cracks open wardrobe of monotone grey t shirts*
Hmm I wonder which shade will go with my N shoes and boot cut jeans today
buy my clothes from everywhere
>he's northern
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ah yes, back to the american flag
Buy all my clothes at the thrift store.
fell into the trap of browsing facebook profiles of the people I used to go to school with
they have all achieved so much, travelled, graduated uni, got good jobs, had romantic relationships etc
meanwhile I have spent the last 8 years since school in this room, alone, in front of a screen. It would be better if I died
desperate for a bf lads lol
Did it for State last night
had a dream last night that i had a japanese girlfriend but i had to pay to do anything with her; like hold hands was £5, £10 was hug, kissing £20 and so on
Any puttering man in
>>79334381
mam! me Christmas bonus is in! I tell you it's straight down to h@m for a fresh selection of boot cut jeans!
>>79334413
puttering at this
aha smiffy fucks sake I told you not to wear that Hype t-shirt to Oceana tonight cos I'm wearing it
>>79334407
good lad
>>79334399
did this the other day
ended up wanking to some bikini pictures, swings and roundabouts mate
Any Chobham man in?
>>79334411
don't sound like no girlfriend
>>79334411
sounds premonitory
>>79334437
lmao remember that guy that kept on talking about bertram's turkey slices and that northerner got pissed off because of it. lit just made me howl out loud
appalled by trannies who find it acceptable to list themselves as women on dating sites. i may be a desperate loner but that DOESN'T mean I want to fuck a dick that has been sliced apart and shoved up a blokes gooch creating a festering wound
>>79334399
They're lying; their lives are every bit as shit as yours.
>>79334399
Yeah probably mate, you're wasting precious resources
Grove GSK55 2bqh lads. It's unusual because it's trailered instead of being a self contained unit.
>>79334411
fucking hell that's a bargain lad, my hug cost me 3 grand
back home
>>79334490
kushner is looking good
>>79334490
I think the vast majority haven't had surgery. They just hop on the HRT, start dressing like a woman but let their dick hang there.
mam! I don't like these shoes without the N logo on them they must be all white! I told you we can't afford Adidas shoes!
WOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vIPdhPb3k
>>79334351
terrible
remember when germany beat brazil 7-1
>>79334511
doesnt make sense youre a student
Is dv8 deanos? They're jeans are 100-200 quid and all tailor fit
>>79334507
good meme
I ONLY wear Fred Perry
>>79334553
you realise ASOS sells New Balance shoes right mate? best to pack in this diabolical banter before you embarrass yourself further
>>79334578
whats wrong?
Bet the H&M shoppers also wear superdry and hollister
State of it
>>79334399
iktf, spent years as a NEET hermit in my bedroom and my friends literally thought i'd died
>>79334421
scousers are not northern
>>79334567
this is terrible
am i ugly?
>>79334601
with a name like dv8 I dread to think what their customers look like
H&M are shit but they are ok for the odd basic white tee
Mummy can you wire me through £1k? I need it for those gay clothes that I wear, last month's wardrobe shall simply not do.
only buy my clothes in spain desu
Why do people hate on Antifa? Everyone should be anti fascist
>>79334627
thankfully I don't actually have a (real) facebook account so I don't have to deal with such comments
made a fake account (complete with fake gmail address) just to snoop around
>>79334649
you look like a redditor
>>79334588
at UCSB (go Gauchos!)
>>79334643
fuck off then
>>79334628
That's not what /brit/ says
>>79334667
Hello autismo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvtKolUaMO4
>>79334649
not bad
Not sure what exactly the point of these is. They seem to be a thing in the US and Australia, legally making them articulated lorries, but I don't know why you wouldn't simply turn the boom around and drive them normally.
>>79334567
hate mcs
>>79334666
Don't like their anti-white rhetoric.
>>79334608
Not defending asos it's just as runt. House of Fraser for me.
H@m is where my autistic friend who hasn't pulled in a year ahops
wearing my burberry cap
>>79334713
FONT
looking at planetary transits, occultations and eclipses on stellarium
>>79334690
alri
>>79334672
oh
i thought you were someone else
I often shop at Primark. Your thoughts?
>>79334666
Because in the mad pursuit of their goals they've become the thing they hate. They're leftie fascists by now, anyone not thinking like them is a nazi in their eyes.
It was pure kino
Can't wait for the sequel
>>79334411
don't let your dreams be dreams
http://tinkerbell-akb.com/
LOVED Brookside back in the day haha! almost wanted to move to Liverpool and get some chips at sinbads and a pint at the local (the name of which escapes me rn)
was a bit after Anna Friel was on it so not going to claim she was my waifu, but wanted to bang emily chadwick and her older sister who was raped by the Irish lad (not me)
>>79334738
THICC
PICK'LL RICK'LL MAKE'LL LOSE YOU'LL MIND
based pewdiepie
>>79334774
once shook ray quinn's hand
>>79334683
listen to real dnb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq5s3ISF7BI
>>79334755
sues done load of essay tweets whats she talking about
dont need a full translation transcript just a summary ples google translate is all over shop
reading manosphere/redpill/PUA writings
its decent but it relies on the idea of all girls just being slags to be shagged then discarded, like the philosophy expects you to be a bachelor for life picking up women just for sex but never settling down
doesn't really give any tips on how to be monogamous or secure a girl for life. all the tricks they teach are for attracting hot girls with bad personalities, not cute girls with nice personalities.
lots of flaggers tonight
>>79334809
doesnt make sense youre a student
>>79334921
thought we had moved on from the reddit flags era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UyYz5jfnLw
Love DnB
Where shall I sit lads?
Bear in mind it will be just me, alone, by myself but I will also be requiring a seat to hang my coat over beside me so it looks like I am there with my girlfriend who is just out at the toilet.
what's her name lads?
>>79334854
>muh angry drum'n'BBBWWWWWRRRRBBB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQPbCLV9Q4
>>79334935
it's my ISP hacking my computer (3rd time this year)
>remembering that time I was going to trainhop across the country.
>I only made it through 1 state
>>79334854
this is undancable internet age dnb
more simply but: shit
drum n bass is shite
>>79334977
completely wrong kind of dnb
>>79334971
I am past having girls in my life
>>79334969
Stream it on your phone you spacker
>>79334854
the DJs don't even look like they like it and the room's probably empty
>>79334971
Adam
might start wearing uni qlo
>>79334969
go during the day if you're insecure about going by yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmNKGfFj7w&feature=youtu.be
Jim Carrey has swallowed the blackpill
never heard of h@m untill now.
is this what poor people dress up in? bieber t-shirts? what a runt shop
>>79335050
Not watching it. What did he say.
one of those so called women
>>79335047
unironically work full time in a call centre so cannot
>>79335035
their prima cotton shirts are peng
wearing h and m joggers right now x
>>79334980
stop using the american flag
>>79334984
fuck off grandad jump up has always been utter shite
>>79335102
>joggers
for autistic people that want to look like street
can't tell if skype girl is gonna hit me up for some money or if she's talking to me because she's bored
she's peng just in case you were wondering
Which one should I get lads?
>>79335084
shan't be telling you, bluepiller
>>79335088
>"everything but metal and classical" music taste
I'd post a disgusting face if I had access to my files right now, so just imagine a disgusted face here.
>>79335090
how does one ironically work in a call centre
>>79334854
>real dnb
Powerful
>>79335126
um i wear black jeans when i go outside sweetie x
hit shuffle on my raspberry pi "random YGYL" setup
first choon? a piano cover of "Where Is My Mind" by The Pixies with a poorly-drawn Fight Club gondola animation in the background
am I having a nice time?
Why yes, yes I am.
>>79335081
...you arent called Freddie, are you?
I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
GP probed for giving child, 12, gender-change hormones - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-41213534
YAAAAAS
>>79335081
>never heard of h@m untill now.
Alri Rasheed fresh off the boat are we?
>>79335093
It's pima you mong
Imagine being a braindead normgoblin who looks forward to going to a shopping mall at the weekend
>>79335154
Wait, you're paying these people to play video games with you? Is that the hourly rate?
>>79335177
>black jeans
Autism.
>>79335182
Just a sheltered tarquin
>yoooo anon, what's up dude, grab a slice
>>79335165
deano roleplaying
Greater London is here, not ready to make a call on any specific posts just yet though.
>>79335154
this is the world that beta males have built
>>79334712
But they don't have anti white rhetoric
>>79335221
the autist wearing black jeans
t. dossier anon
>>79335185
don't cry
>>79334399
same haha everyone has a gf but me haha lol
>>79335167
that tripe that's just rehashed breakbeats with wobbles on top for mcs to speak over is certainly not real dnb
neurofunk, skullstep, technoid etc. can be traced directly back to techstep which is arguably the best dnb of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LcdfpbLM4
i wish this old fucker below me would turn down his music. how deaf must he be.
hey guys its nice to be back
Have to walk two miles to school tomorrow because I brought my bicycle but I forgot to buy a new lock for it beforehand.
just ate the first steak I've ever tried in my life.
mediocre shite
>>79335315
missed you x
pfft no good films on tonight
>>79335154
>But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
>>79335255
um i live in the north sweetie x
>>79334738
change the filename next time pal
>>79335344
Kingsman is on at 21:00, reasonably OK.
>>79335336
same <3
ah yes celebrating replacement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhoIeAnUTZA
just did a cracking poo lads. really pleased with it.
>techstep cross pollinated with hardcore techno for 2 decades
>undanceable
we get it you like to bob up and down and shuffle to house music sweaty, leave the high bpm to the experts
are millenials really so stunted that they have to frame everything in reference to things made for children?
squealing at this leaf having a conversation with himself about his shit music
>>79335154
how dare women make money from lonely people with money
>>79335306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0
MA! QUE PIZZA PASTA!
>>79335374
Ana literally whores herself out to a company named after a terror group that exterminated her people
Next Transit of Venus is 2117
>>79335299
fucking hell mate all these dumb fucking sub genres are what's killed drum and bass. it's the musical equivalent of inventing new genders just for the sake of being different and divisive.
fuck off
>techstep
anyone else read dailymail comments? started out ironically now i actually agree with most of them.
>>79335374
ah yes, history is repeating itself
fall of roman empire? same shit that is happening today
>>79335439
would transit my Penus into her Uranus
>>79335427
no one is making fun of the women you weapon. we are laughing at the men pathetic enough to pay for it
*a picture of Deano appears with his tarted up bird looking proper weff sitting across the table at the top of the shard*
*on the table sits a small plate of foes gras and creme brulee*
*the caption reads: so proud of Mells passing her NVQ level 3 eyelash extension course*
>>79335430
i'm british
>plymouth is actually an alright place
Bloody hope so I'm moving there soon
can't wait for the KSI vs joe weller fight lads
>>79334981
>>I only made it through 1 state
why
>>79335477
shut up
>>79335299
>neurofunk
>skullstep
>technoid
>dancedancerevolution
>electro swing
>drumstep
>wubdrum
>wobbletech
>trancestep
>neurophsych
Good evening, comrades
going to get pissed
>>79335504
wahhhhhh
>>79335444
nobody wants to hear prancing poncy ltj bukem alongside limewax and cooh, genres have their place
fking fkkkk
Time for a reddit feet browse I think
>>79335539
never post here again
Next Transit of Earth from Mars is November 10, 2084
why do I have the suspicion that this is actually a pretty good show that /brit/ hates because it's main stream?
>>79335490
how's italia? Is the vita dolce?
>>79335525
ah yes, brits
>>79335510
Evening mate
>Lurk on brit and contribute for a little while
>leave for 6 months, no thoughts about brit whatsoever
>come back and lurk for a bit
>leave again
Anyone else know this feel?
>space things
>>79335525
Mintage
>>79335558
would transit my gearth into her ars(e)
>>79335552
a man of culture it seems
>>79335389
t. posting on an anime imageboard
>>79335565
/brit/ is a pickle ricker general
>>79335504
>>79335427
roastie detected. mad that you're gender is majority filled with sociopathic runts that take advantage of weakness
you should be in wheatfields
>>79335568
nah mate, been pretty tough lately. better than my life in uk, but still shit.
used to make a load of DnB tunes back in the day in my bedroom. proper original shit too. made with a real keyboard and boss dr670 drum machine and guitar effects pedals to give them proper distortion etc
used magix to put it all together and add a bit of reverb/bass etc where necessary. bit of a Cobain-tier purist even obsessing autistically over what type of high-depth snares to use etc
however considering putting them on soundcloud/youtube and thinking recently about how to title them. thinking of giving them ridiculously stupid names a la Anal Cunt or GG Allin or more abstract ones a la Aphex Twin
>not that it matters as no-one will hear them anyway
>>79335565
it's alright
just asked to go to Oxford and they said yes
>>79335565
it's /tv/ that hates it
>>79335565
it's pretty good. not amazing or revolutionary like some people treat it.
>>79334892
I don't know really know why she's stressing out without context, but she says it wasn't easy getting where she is, she will do her best, please continue to support banmon, and also something about taking a bath
or something like that anyway, nothing particularly groundbreaking in these tweets so far as I can tell
Why can't you buy tinned water lads.
I got a tin of sweet potatoes in water. They last for fuckin years and all that's in there is potatoes, water, and some acid to stop them going mushy.
Why not store water that way too. Instead of shitty plastics turning the frogs gay.
>>79335633
post them
>>79335625
ah yes you must be one of /brit/'s many resident bitter virgins
C O M F Y
>>79335510
most hated person on /brit/, good evening
>>79335565
it's good, nothing amazing but it's entertaining, most of the people that say they don't like it are just parroting memes and haven't watched it
>>79335570
B E A D Y
E
A
D
Y
What will /brit/ look like in 10 years?
Will you still be here lol
>>79335565
I liked season 1. Season 2 wasn't that great and I haven't seen season 3 (but it's still fun to meme Pickle Rick)
>>79335676
PROBABLY LAD
>>79335533
genres have their place. I'm not saying what you posted isn't drum and bass. It doesn't even need to be sub categorised into some ultra nieche genre nobody but the elite few have heard of. I'm just saying it's shit.
Genres have gone too far and people have ended up secluding themselves from the real music scene because of it.
fkffkfkffk fucckkkkk fkingggggg russianssss
>>79335594
People actually lurk here?
Why would you subject yourself to this autism if you weren't just chatting shit yourself.
BACK IN THE 90S
>ah yes you must be one of /brit/'s many resident bitter virgins
>>79335565
it's in my low tier of cartoons
>>79335565
seen every episode
shan't be seeing them again
>>79335627
what's wrong, besides old deaf people?
>>79335633
post them, probably better than vang's wank choons
>>79335665
is google broke?
>>79335676
i hope im still here
love this place, love the people in it
>>79335675
Nowt wrong with being Anglo. Aryans had it coming.
>>79335718
Stop posting this ginger minger
>neurofunk, skullstep, technoid etc. can be traced directly back to techstep which is arguably the best dnb of all time
what a fucking load of shite lmao
>>79335715
I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS TV SHOW
>>79335673
wheres that.
>>79335711
i do it sometimes, its funny to observe people's sad pathetic lives. this place is cancer, i only ever post when people are having a lengthy debate and I deliberately say I agree with the poster that is wrong to make the other poster mad
>>79335673
>wasting this much space on a neighborhood in the first place
>oversized garden sheds aren't even detached
Literally the worst of all worlds.
>>79335703
anyone here actually tried LSD? what's it like? you recommend it?
i've heard it makes people look ugly
>skullstep
sounds 2spooky4me
>I play video games on the PC and not just a cheeky match of fifa or madden on the xbox
such a virgin move
>>79335734
I know, I am Anglo. :^)
>>79335673
what a terrible usage of land
>>79335565
BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED IT
>>79335673
stared at this for a solid minute before i realised it wasn't a rendering
>>79335616
anime isn't for children
yes there are some animes that are made for children but the vast majority is made for adults and explores themes such as existentialism, nihilism, the intrinsic allure of violence, sex and neuroses, and so much more
it's obvious that you haven't watched much anime but if you did it would clearly be beyond you
>>79335779
Good lad.
footwork > dnb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecFTeMVSlo
>>79335670
the archetypal roastie response
>>79335779
t. Jean-Claude Chin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_c3RFccrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pXNTCeevo
>>79335771
IT'S A BIT LIKE MUSHROOMS BUT WITH MORE GEOMETRIC PATTERNS AND LASTS A BIT LONGER.
>>79335771
>i've heard it makes people look ugly
nah it just sort of accentuates facial features
but it's more fun to look at animals
>>79335783
disagree, they have plenty. would rather live with big nice gardens than runt boxes stacked together
>>79335775
The German way 2bh. Mates all had computers, only one or two had consoles.
>>79335666
>>79335729
all in good time my dudes. they're shit anyway. a few of them are okay I suppose but most are just complete shite to anyone else's ears but I just have a thing for excessively loud DnB
>probably from that Father Ted episode
>>79335673
That's Australian tier
Do you really want to be Australian tier?
which
>>79335730
I googled it the other day. You can only get it in real niche places for "survival kits".
Why not be able to buy canned water at the supermarket instead of bottled, or beverage cans of water. You could leave them in your car without the heat leeching chemicals into the water from plastic bottles.
>>79335734
anglos are included as Aryans in nazi racial theory
21 years old and a virgin
>>79335837
It's Jean-Claude Menton.
>>79335725
i got in a relationship with a toxic girl, some drama followed.
i hate my job, full of cunts, and they don't pay me enough. my apartment sucks but i can't afford to live alone. i also had a bad haircut recently too.
how's france?
Gibraldar will neber be sbanish lmaoooo :DDDDDDD
Poo
David Jason is a national treasure
iPhone X looks quite peng
>>79335870
objectively 3
>>79335852
do you recommend it? should i take it with a friend or by myself?
hasn't been a big plane crash for a while
>>79335898
very very peng
>>79335853
They have plenty of land, but they don't have the resources to sustain such widespread development. The US are already utterly broke, the roads are crumbling to bits, and they're two TRILLION dollars behind on infrastructure spending. Also urban planning of this sort promotes wealth segregation and therefore crime.
>>79335883
Good post.
>>79335840
hilarious
>>79335896
>>79335873
The Nazis were wrong. Gaels are included as Anglos in Anglo racial theory.
>>79335837
I am neither French nor Chinese. Please respect my heritage.
>>79335824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYD3N_Ahwz8
>>79335870
1 3 4 2 5 6
>>79335929
you were in here asking about it a while ago werent you
>he doesn't go skiing every year
lmaooooooooooo fat rorke
>>79335758
>i do it sometimes, its funny to observe people's sad pathetic lives. this place is cancer, i only ever post when people are having a lengthy debate and I deliberately say I agree with the poster that is wrong to make the other poster mad
Ah yes, the old classic
>"Yeah I'm watching shitty reality TV but I'm doing it 'ironically'! Not like those plebs who are in the show and watching it for real! This makes me better than them because I'm only watching even though I could be reading a book or learning Spanish right now and am in the end taking part in the same activities as them"
Nice
>>79335771
yeah, it makes the world melt and people turn into bugs
>>79335771
its the doorway to the unconscious world. i've experienced death, seen infinity, seen universal consciousness, spoken to gods.
>>79335875
Hahahahah holy fuck. Always thought people were just fucking around when they said this
>>79335673
*leans on wall*
*falls right through*
>>79335932
there's a bit of aryan in all of us
>>79335936
deluded paki
>>79335981
don't care
>>79335957
britain is 70 percent celt we should proud of it
>>79335983
that has to be the most autistic thing ive ever heard
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>i do it sometimes, its funny to observe people's sad pathetic lives. this place is cancer, i only ever post when people are having a lengthy debate and I deliberately say I agree with the poster that is wrong to make the other poster mad
haha remembering the time i took acid and ended up standing at an open window with my shrivelled dick out then pissing on the wall
>>79336003
Celts are Anglos too
>>79335881
Nice and quiet. Autumn is creeping up on us, it's nice.
Toil tomorrow though.
>>79335771
Bought my first couple tabs today gonna try it tomorrow
Whats a good dose for starters?
t. noob
>>79335936
>germans honestly believe this
have fun in your commie blocks i guess
>>79335985
>>79336001
aryan is just an 18th centrury term meaning indo-european. hitler said the persians were aryan
>>79336042
how did you find an lsd dealer
>>79336042
just do 1 tab
>>79336042
1200μg
>>79335929
sure
and either should be fine, i haven't personally tripped solo yet but i imagine both would have their quirks
i found socialising to vary between being significantly more amusing in every way, and being a lot more awkward
if you are taking it with friend/s i suggest you watch something funny like a leslie nielsen film or classic simpsons (itchy and scratchy takes on a whole new level of comedy)
new pengting going up in Hackney
>>79335936
urban planning is almost useless in combating the socio-economic-racial divide in US cities
>>79336061
BASED IRANIAN MAN
>>79336041
are you a brit?
i can feel autumn as well. i was excited for summer to be over because it was really hot, but now it's raining all day and night it kinda makes me sad. it was nice to go out at night and not worry about being cold.
>>79336061
me in the non indo-european section
why does anyone use duck duck go
>>79336031
did a similar thing when I whitey'd once
>>79336023
Tbf he is right though I bet most of the lurkers do that, I know I do you people are wastes of spaces, mostly
It's like finding gems in a steaming pile of shite, only reason to come here is to troll, there is no serious discussion you won't find anywhere else
>>79336070
Went down weedshop and asked at the counter
>>79336031
Can you believe the boofheads who think that equates to a profound spiritual experience?
>>79336061
does this refute my point?
>>79336086
>Floor to ceiling glass
What the fuck are they thinking?
>Ah yes - I'm in the market for a multi million pound suspended fish tank 100m in the air.
>>79336070
darknet i think
>>79336012
[your pineal gland must be decalcified to read this post]
>>79336086
my gaff on the top floor
>>79335883
>spaniards knobbing monkeys in gibraltor as reported by sunday sport
HEY
GIBRALTOR
LEAVE
THOSE
APES
ALONE
>>79336091
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_race
>In the 18th century, the most ancient known Indo-European languages were those of the ancient Indo-Iranians. The word Aryan was therefore adopted to refer not only to the Indo-Iranian peoples, but also to native Indo-European speakers as a whole, including the Romans, Greeks, and the Germans. It was soon recognised that Balts, Celts, and Slavs also belonged to the same group
that is why Hitler used the swastika, an IE symbol that is found in Northern India and Persia
>>79336042
[looks up the LD50]
>>79336086
how gaudy
where's the sense of fitting into the architectural landscape that's present?
>>79336070
Finland silk road
Guy had a pretty good rwputation i was hella nervous it was the police
>>79336093
no, french
where are you in Italy?
>>79336042
100ug is a 'common dose' but if you're really asking 4chan about this instead of checking erowid you're really setting yourself up for some shit
>>79336181
milan
>>79336006
almost positive this is my street
>>79336086
made with certified runtglass™ technology
>>79336054
There's no need to believe that your country is falling to bits, it's the reality. What in the world made you think that you could maintain a far larger road network per capita than European countries at a far lower tax rate than European countries, other than sheer maintenance neglect?
https://www.wired.com/2016/07/cash-strapped-towns-un-paving-roads-cant-afford-fix/
https://www.wired.com/2015/07/oh-good-money-fix-roads/
>>79336177
you know which city that's in right?
>>79336086
Going to get a much better view of them all burning alive this time