post your country's best friend

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>>79330551

>>79330766

Alternatively: Liechtenstein

>>79330551
Are you going to annex them or what? I can feel the sexual tension from this side of the Atlantic.

Also hard to say for us. Most would say Canada, but I'd say France.

>>79330795
Israel.

>>79330795
Fuck that. That 'sexual tension' is one sided af

>>79330551
Why do I never see any Austrian posters?

>>79330766
France?

Malta has no friends, everyone hates us.

>>79330946
they all hang out in /deutsch/, the best general on /int/, with their friends the germans

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North Korea

Dunno, aus?

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<3

>>79330766
nah, fuck off

>>79330949
We tried to be your friends, once, but you refused.

>>79331200
>nah, fuck off
kek

>>79331200
I don't know exactly what caused our conflict, the popular tale says that the Maltese got fed up of the French looting churches. But god damn we ended up under the Anglo.

>>79330795
What the hell are you smoking? France is nowhere close to it. Definitely Great Britain or Israel

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>>79331304

>>79330949
Don't worry, we 've got your back

>>79331304
>>79330916
I didn't see Israel when we were FIGHTING FOR INDEPENDENCE. I did see Great Britain though, causing the BOSTON MASSACRE and fighting us. France, although a shit country, backed us during the American revolution and has continued to do so ever since, even when we turned our backs on them during the French revolution. They sold us louisianna for practically nothing. They are bro tier.

Israel is a leech, sucking billions of our taxpayer dollars every year and they even delibirtly attacked us once. #notmyally

>implying we are friends

Ha! you wish.

>>79331268
Probably.

Revolutionaries were fedora tier subhumans.

How's my friend here?

>>79331304
hmmmmmmm

let's be at rio, okay?

>>79331547
>>79330937
tsundere af

>>79331704
If only Malta was returned back to the order of saint john like it was supposed to.

>>79331007
Greece, I...

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>>79331716
Ready for a new round?

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>>79332082

>>79331983
I though you guys didn't like them too much since you revolted against them

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>>79330551
one of our gr8st allies probably

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>>79332075
>>79332213

>>79331421
>>79331339
>>79331751
I never said I like the desert jews, but my county loves to suck their dick. And what has France done in the last 150 or so years? Sure they were there at the very beginning and sold us the Louisiana Territory because they had to, but that's it. US has been much more buddy buddy with GB.

>>79332262
No

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>>79330551
>>79332441

>>79332238
>tfw Italy didn't save you from the Anglo.
We revolted against the French, not the Order. There where some Maltese people unhappy with the Order during their last years in Malta, but I don't know of any revolts.

>>79330949
UK is ur friend :)
Thanks for the eurovision votes la

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>>79332996
eww no.

>>79333076
You'll always be with us, like it or not. (Check ur flag)

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>>79333722
WHOEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT A FOREIGN SYMBOL ON OUR FLAG SHOULD BE (well, he's probably dead by now) DUG UP AND FED TO DOGS!

As an Anglophile, I wish it was the British Islands. In the facts, it is Belgium.

>>79330946
/pol/ is full of them

>>79333817
Haha

"Ayyy grave this symbol of our supremacy over you"

"Hmm yes thank you master"


Britcuck :^)

i'm not quite sure whether we have a close friend or not. I guess we are more like someone's else bitch

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>>79333234

>>79330937
no we like you too

>>79338576
I thought Brazilians were your brothers

>>79338836
b-but...

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>>79330551
>tfw no friends

>>79330766
same

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>>79330960
>they

>>79330766
It's true, Germany has had a long personal history with white flags

Åland.

>>79339285
Meh, the guys have names like Jean-Claude but LARP as almost-Dutchies

>>79340558
They're assimilated Dutchies. It's like West Ligurians, they are assimilated Frenchies but have Italian names and so on.

>>79340649
Luxemburgers have Dutch names?

>>79340685
They have French names thought?

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>>79330551

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>>79332262

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Where are eestiläiset?

>>79340685
Luxemburgers have Luxembourgish (in most cases Germanic) names. Our king and their grandduke is family too and he even uses the Dutch (Nassau) coat of arms in his personal arms twice.

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>>79330551
Some day we will be inseparable

>>79339285
VEREKTE MONGOL