/brit/

unironically went to oxford brookes

Bangor? I've hardly met her!

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sue

The Dentist did nothing wrong

remember the time me and the lads created a time travel device in physics and sent our teacher back to the jurassic age

The island of Ireland

>>79328181
>university bangor university
ah yes, the famed gog 'culture'

HIV???
Bit gay

>>79328220
You've been watching too much primeval you kid

remembering the time we meandered the geography teacher lads ahaha

>entire night's threads ruined with every other post being lads partaking in some forced gimmick with a half life of 6 hours

ah yes excellent, well worth working Mon-Fri for this

/g/ is full of chinaboos
>>>/g/62350300
look at this. they need to have mandatory ADVChina viewing before you can post about how china's the real good guys of the world and the stupid west isn't letting them use clean energy

>>79328220
haha that's a riot. how'd you get the guy back?

My bum is sticky with other men's poo.

>>79328237
>he took geography
Sad!

studying grime in uni of birminghamm

remembering the time we divided the maths teacher

... Incessant Bangor on the ceiling while trying to film my piano videos ...

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>Great British Bake Off star Paul Hollywood has apologised after being pictured wearing a Nazi uniform.

>The Sun on Sunday published pictures of the celebrity baker in a World War Two outfit, including a swastika armband.

>>79328262
was compulsory up until year 9

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got a degree in slag-taming in milton keynes polytechnic

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I'll be king before long. My face will be on your money. It will be in your pocket. I will be smiling six inches or less away from your crotch, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

country is finished. muslims taking over. 5 years time only way to buy bacon will be from your drug dealer, they want it illegal

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>capitalism works

why are all the fucking freshers on /brit/
you should be getting pissed and nervously asking locals where to find gak

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NEW WEBM
>NEW WEBM
just made this in ffmpeg :3
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505060000476.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505060000476.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505060000476.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505060000476.webm

feedback?
oWo

thanks for backing me up guys

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Seen my sister in a slag post a couple days back haha

>>79328246
dunno had to go to double RE

>>79328273
>APOLOGISING FOR MAINTAINING HISTORICAL ACCURACY
CANNOT FATHOM

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It's gameday boys

got a degree in hacking pcs from oxford health

there is NOTHING wrong with swans
my oxford lecturer even told me so

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SCREAMING

stole the 'Welcome To Oxford' signpost and now theres mass panic in England cause no-one knows where Oxford is anymore

>>79328294
awful
absolutely awful

>>79328287
I'd be panicking as much as that left fish haha

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*smacks your bum*
"heh, sorry kid. but thats my nature"

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anime

>>79328289
Cos my freshers week doesn't start for a few days and I'm not in the new city yet

>>79328313
Nice

>>79328331
looks like it's just a joke, a nazi joke

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>>79328273

>>79328339
rats
is the problem that the video doesnt match the audio again?

i think i must be autistic because my idea of what matches doesnt seem to line up wit hanyone else's opinion

remembering the time we defragmented the IT teacher

talked while the teacher was talking during history once.

>>79328349
post a wank cartoon now

>>79328289
literally home visiting family, calm down

>>79328331
Well I did nazi this coming

>>79328391
did she smack your hands with a ruler?

>>79328328
FOY

>Paul "Bake the Jews at 400ºC until crispy on both sides" Hollywood

me and the lads differentiated the maths teacher once, they managed to bring her back but couldn't find the constant, she's not been the same since

>>79328376
imagine walking into the local and seeing this

There's a Bangor in Wales?

I only knew of the Norn Irish one.

>>79328376
most revolting thing in that picture is the fosters ashtray

>>79328380
sorry I was just engaging in banter

didn't mean it

I'll leave now

history teacher taught me that jews wanted to destroy the white race

Suicide is the only escape from this flickering silent film I call my life

>>79328243
/g/ is pure shit
bizarre that a technology board would be one of the worst on 4chin

remembering the time we turned up the oven to gas mark 5 and straight up just baked the home economics teacher

Remember shagging a fit teacher in year 8

only bangor worth mentioning is the one in Maine

remembering the time I stayed a virgin after sex education class. was a right laugh

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

>Paul "The secret ingredient is Zyklon B" Hollywood

>>79328433
should have defined the boundary conditions

>>79328294
What song is it? It sounds good to the beat of the song I was already listening to and I want to try overlaying them.

digitised the music teacher once, was top banter

2 teachers died in the 7 years I was at my secondary school
neither were at school or killed by students though

unironically could out drink anyone in this thread
Fact

>>79328351
Not sure what's disturbed me more the fact that some randomer has wanked over my little sister or the fact that someone who I know or at least my sister knows browses /brit/

>>79328476
Zyklon B was for the lice so they didn't spread typhus retard

>>79328433
puttering at this

maine mentioned!

>>79328481
Life Story - The Hellers

embraced the eternal anglo meme lads

>>79328486
you couldn't out drink me, im 40 pint barry

>>79328486
like to see you try sunshine

who remembers the oxford meme?

>>79328287
hholy shit dude capitalism btfo

geography teacher quit and became a bus driver

fucked one of my teachers to death in year 9

>>79328486
>Fact

do girls actually like sucking cock or do they just do it because guys like it? I just say this because like every girl seems really up for sucking cock and do it without even askin them to while guys obviously arent so into eating girls out

>>79328406
>visiting family when you've not even been there for a week

Wanted a beachside hut, so me and the lads integrated 1/cabin . But it only made us a log(cabin) because we forgot about the + C

Drove the school bus home once in year 6

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unironically could out drink anyone in this thread
Fact

>>79328495
>Only has 1 GCSE and it was a D in general studies.

>>79328349
reply to me now please

https://youtu.be/HoXA2M8rAsg post a better chune than this
there are none

funny how life works out sometimes. one day you're just a regular joe working in a call centre. the next, you're still working in that call centre cause, barring being fired or winning the lotto, why the fuck wouldn't you be?

>>79328440
Yes and its uni is filled with Micks training to be P.E teachers

>>79328552
little from column a little from column b
but cock is objectively more fun to go down on

>>79328552
fannies are disgusting, not bent just a fact of life

>>79328486
before last night i wud have said i could out drink you but last night i got completely fucked off slightl under 70 cl of vodka

>>79328552
curious about this as well.

hooked up with loads of girls and literally never had one refuse to suck me off

>>79328554
My gran just got out of hospital after they've found out she's got motor neurone disease. fuck off you little spastic

got honorary degrees from oxford (brookes), leeds (beckett), liverpool (john moores) and manchester (met)

>>79328582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcdHQCnyKo

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eat up lads haha

>>79328485
Same, at highschool.
One teacher killed herself before school so when the students went to unlock her classroom (the janitor gave one a key), they found her body hanging from the ceiling.
Another teacher died of carbon monoxide poisoning (he was supposed to be my chemistry teacher).
Another student got hit by a car and died as well during highschool and one of my friends had his left arm bitten off by a shark.

Got an Ph.D from the open university lads

>>79328556
if you don't explicitly define the base 'log' is base 10, ln is base e

>>79328294
the kids voices are stupid and jarring. im not sure the music fits with a rainy/grassy scene like that, but it could just be the kids voices ruining it.

>>79328590
compeltely agree

>>79328608
what about sheffield (hallam) and southampton (solent)

yeah funny that, i was walking down the road this morning and fell over and hit my head, next thing i know i'm in a lecture at oxford studying for my masters

If aliens came to earth and the first person they met was a chink, how will they understand them?

>>79328631
>carbon monoxide poisoning
you mean gassed himself in his car?

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NEED A PENGUIN SLAG GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCyzH-n53L0

>>79328579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQRUz9MTxiA

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>>79328571
>That pub

best man at my mates wedding this weekend.

what should my speech be?

>>79328655
Throught the universal language of music.

>>79328698
nowt wrong with it

>>79328709
stand on the table and piss yourself

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>>79328682

>>79328692
>slebs too large for a girl's frame

genuinely don't rate this. Big breasts on a thicc girl is OK but prefer normal / small breasts

>HAHAHAHAHA GUUIIIIIIISEEE LOOOOOK! UNFUNNY COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC REMARK ABOUT OXFORD UNIVERSITY!!!! WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO SMART :DDDDDDDDDDDD

End your fucking lives you pathetic vermin.

the new Annabelle movie is shite, even by the standard of the other Annabelle movies. why did it get such comparatively positive reviews?

>>79328631
yank schools sound grim

>>79328671
Probably.
His wife was my biology teacher and it was heartbreaking seeing her after the event.

>>79328729
Did you get your Cambridge acceptance letter or something?

>>79328709
puttering at this

gonna go for a walk lads, if I see a cat I'll take a picture of it

picking up some mandy, anyone want anything else?

>>79328720
Looks shit

>go to yank school
>get eaten by a shark

>>79328709

read out your oxford acceptance letter

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slags and ting

>>79328793
braaaaap

>>79328235
What a show

>>79328767
Aye 4g of weed pls. I'll have to get to a cash machine

>>79328776
you're there to drink and chat not admire the walls

only been shot at twice

>>79328791
ooooooooof

>>79328778
do Americans truly put butter in their school shoes to prevent shark shootings?

>>79328770
feel so sad when i see english girls
theyre impossibly horrid
im so sorry for them

>>79328767

pick up susie too

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>>79328727

got a scholarship in slagposting from oxford

>>79328767
ket lad

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>>79328452
it's full of actual indians and chinese people, white lefty highschoolers subbed to /r/i_fucking_love_science and white NEETS who build gaming PCs in their moms basements. the only good threads are the ones shitting on women in tech. those are pretty funny

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>feel so sad when i see english girls
>theyre impossibly horrid
>im so sorry for them

>>79328816
puttering at this

OXFORD UNI HAS SHOT ME WITH A TRANQUILISER DART AND HAS FORCED ME TO ATTEND AGAINST MY OWN WILL

>>79328775
tarquins in suicide watch

>>79328850
*a noise erupts from her breasts*

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>79328770
>stands far away from the camera as to not have it pick up on how many blemishes she has
ah yes

cats gone to sleep in the dogs bed
:3

pay my drug dealer by cheque

>>79328775
nice of him to guarantee the guy a future job. when did people become so bloody entitled?

>>79328839
i dont like the pink one but id still fuck her

>>79328882
pay my drug dealer in fake notes

>>79328571
unironically screaming

>>79328826
theyre alright

rlly wana be a vampire in oblivion but the sun damage is such annoying bullshit

oxford uni are hacking my computer displaying pop ups telling me I've been accepted every 20 seconds

chemistry teacher once got so angry at me and the lads his internal energy raised so quickly he literally exploded

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rate the asian wife lads

>>79328882
puttering at this

>>79328852
can spot at least three legitimate proven pedophiles in that picture

i AM the drug dealer

>Work at Aon in Chicago
>Look to maybe transfer to london office
>Would make $23k less in a significantly more expensive city

Why the fuck are your salaries so low?

>>79328906
what was the potential energy and the energy wasted? did you ask the physics teacher after?

>>79328895puttering at this
>>79328906puttering at this
>>79328932
>>79328921
>7(Mon)01puttering at this
:59:15 No.79328

>>79328904

gave the drug dealer and IOU

>>79328882
one of my mate's dealers accepted bank transfers
bank must have raised a few eyebrows at the rush of exactly £20 payments at weekends

watching people drive around florida in the rain

>>79328942
puttering at this

austrian asking about uni, from the last thread.
>manchester is good if you just wanna party

im autistic and just want to study and sit in my room watching footy when im not studying. And yeah i agree living in >london will cost a huge sum, so i think ill pass on that considering im a poor boy from rural austria.
Guess Durham will be my choice then.

>>79328490
trying to find her right now tbqh

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

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Spontaneously had the taste of Chocolate digestives in my mouth despite not having eaten them for years.
Might go buy some at the shops now.

>>79328954
What did you give the drug dealer and IOU?

redpill initiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMF5YtCw8M

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>>79328912
BLEACHED

recommended the drug dealer for acceptance to oxford
being me they did not even open the letter and admitted him immediately

I pay my dealer in Oxford uni credits

selling mouldy weed to oxford kids and charging them extra

>>79328954
money is an IOU
>>79328972
>im autistic
>Durham
sounds about right

>>79328810
Why not? I'm sure there are pubs older than my country in Britland

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>>79328974
Thank you for your service in improving your community.

>>79328990
hes a jew, not white

(he cant bleach)

>>79328896
that would end well

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gave my drug dealer my first born son in exchange for a gram of blow

>>79328937
couldn't do, we decomposed him the lesson before by subjecting him to a fourier transform

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>>79328972
yes good choice. durham is a cosy town

>>79329078
puttering at this

>>79329078
lol

>>79329044
done it before, and i'll do it again

putting at this *gets a hole in one*

>>79328974
>significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
no you didn't
the student dealing scene is incredibly overcrowded, even getting 8 dealers arrested at once would mildly inconvenience the trade for a week at most

>>79329097
puttering at this

The gf is picking up Starbucks and donuts lads

>>79328972
durham's a nice place don't listen to the larpers itt

pumped on the head teacher's face once

What do I do if my PC is literally too shit for a SSD.

I think there's only 2 SATA ports on the motherboard and one is taken by the optical drive.

>>79329097
Are cockatoos the smartest animal native to Australia? (at least on land)

>>79329037
where did this meme come from. he's as white as the bai moon (bai means white)

>>79329149
puttering at this

>>79329144
puttering
>>79329149
at
>>79329163
this

>boot up new windows laptop i just bought
>Installing Windows Update 2 of 173... Do not turn off your computer...

ah yes
w*ndows

>>79329163
just buy a good computer from pc world

>>79329160
bit hurtful
one or two guys stalk her and she has the gall to say that to me?

>>79328932
maybe they just don't think you're worth it

>>79329160
Puttering at this

>>79329160

But shitposting is a hobby

>>79329149
and roll the punchline.... oxford acceptance letter

>>79329160
hot

>>79329214

puttering at this

>>79329163
get *clap* a *clap* mac *clap* sweaty

>>79329175
Jews are Asians and are closer to being African than Europeans.
That's why they like Asians, which are closer to being African than European so much and why they have a disdain for Europeans because they're not Asian or African (like themselves).

>>79329171
they're the smartest thing population australia full stop

>>79328974
love this post
love thinking about the life/state of the original poster

*kicks you in the ballbag*

>Durham

more like DURRham HAHAHA

>DURHAM ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>79329163
i dont remember the last time i used an optical drive, i'd just get rid of it and maybe get a cheap usb dvd drive

>>79329240
>>79329203

>>79329258
Hello child,

How was mum's tea?

love the fact that even now the drug dealer gimmick can STILL bait people successfully

truly one of the greatest of all time

>>79329235
populating*
bollocks

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Girls always call me a robot or a sociopath or a psychopath

Always thought I was just stoic but just realised I used to eat small insects and fry ants with a magnifying glass as a kid and then when I was about 18 I used to hurt the disabled cat that belonged to my housemate haha

I'm probably just a normal guy though but actually used to like being called a sociopath when I was younger. Thought it was because I was superior to everyone else

currently posting from my wank stained wee pit ae misery

>>79329160
eww
has she been scottish this whole time?

i went to woxbridge (warwick, oxford and cambridge - the holy trinity of elite english universities)

>>79329306
puttering at this

>>79329306
grim. tits that connect low are peng

>>79329301
your mum's bed?

>>79329075
>DURRHAM

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me right now

this thread haha x

>>79329306
Would

>>79329306
theyre so so so ugly
its incredible
and this creature isnt an exception; most english girls look like it

>>79329332
that's putting you daft punk

conductor

>>79329341
puttering at this

>>79329341
feel truly awful for the people unfortunate enough to be related to you

duroxwarbridgeimpucl

durham - oxford - warwick - cambridge - imperial - ucl

hate yanks me

>>79329388
puttering at this

pay my drug dealer in drugs

is there an entry level min wage job that doesnt require "excellent interpersonal skills"

i want to be an explorer in a romanticised version of the British empire between 1814 and 1914

roaming the land, fending off natives with my trusty revolver, assembling a motley crew of fellow explorers and native guides alike

show me bob and vagene.....

Moni

Is Khadija a paki name

i went to yoxbridge [york(university of)]

>>79329269
uguu ;3

>>79329410
Rorke

>>79329405
puttering
at
this

>>79329388
.

any solentbridge man in?

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Having some tea

>>79329410
livingston, i presume?

>>79329401
fuck off paki bender sex offender

bitch lasagna

just got a hole in one

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>>79329430
Britain seems like such a strange place to me. It's fascinating.

do homosexuals feel shame or pleasure when they defecate?

>>79329456
alri 'tty

FIR-AR A DRACULUI SA FIE, E ASA DE THICCC, BUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CARNE PE FUND SI COAPSE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POSTEAZA MAI MULT THICC GREEK WOMAN ACUM ELENULE

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went to an ex-polly haha

Recycle this NEW when you are ready:
>>79326575
>>79326575
>>79326575
>>79326575
>>79326575

(not necessarily right now)

>>79329494
de ce

>>79329478
We have a generation of hideous dumb fuck skidmarks desperate to be famous by any measn possible

absolutely POURING down rain outside rn. fucking Irma-tier stuff

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wagies will slave away pointless hours tomorrow while i sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix
any other / c o m f y / men in?

I love you.

>>79329306
where's this from?

>>79329581
it's a bank holiday tomorrow m8

>>79329410
Fund it
Want to play a game where I'm Sir Francis Drake exploring the world and BTFOing Spaniards

>>79329501
Fuck sake
There's a hot girl at work called that but probably can't get with her because she's probably a strict muslim and she'll get honour killed

Also very high chance she's inbred and so unfit for breeding, as is often the case with your ilk

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>>79329657

>>79329720
Might be better than you think a lad I know knocked up this Muslim girl with strict parents and they forced a marriage. Turns out the families minted and he's expected to do fuck all while his wife basically does everythjng for him. He gets the family business after the parents are dead because no sons.

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AHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

>>79329854
>>79329894

Not sure if I want to raise paki children though. Those mixed ones always inevitably identify as the worse ethnicity, in this case Pakistani

>>79329854
hmmmm.......
*scratches chin*

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

GP probed for giving child, 12, gender-change hormones - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-41213534

YAAAAS

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>>79329657
don't get my hopes up like that