/brit/

h8 life + myself

post feels

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504811842689.webm

artist still hasn't replied to me

Shit edition where's the slags?

I find it hard to believe people who claim this
I know it does happen for reals, but 95% of the time its just kids getting alcohol-poisoning level pissed, not being able to handle it at all and not having a fucking clue what they are doing

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Hmmm

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>university was in the top 10 for my subject when I applied to it
>has slid into mid-table just before I join

>>79325164
>tcp

puff

every now and then you see these weird government(?) buildings in London that have no presence or information online, and have big heavy steel doors

wonder what they're hiding

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gf

Can't wait till I fucking die

>>79325194
love how FTMs have such an easy time of passing compared to MTFs

maiu miau :3

>>79325124
Just left the Upper 8th this year, starting university in october

Big fan of:
>Dr Killick
>Dr Perkins
>Mr Deakin
>Mr Wilson

Hated:
>Mr Girvan
>Mr Smith (IT)
>Mr Troen
>Mr Boardman
>Miss Mackenzie

BOXFORD, because I'd like to go there and literally Mike Tyson every tarquin in the campus facility

>>79325228
get a life

>>79325223
70+ years yet

*gets on the blower*

>>79325228
hope youll get banned soon

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>he went to uni

creasing.

t. machine operator

what happens if i take ftm and mtf hormones as well as HGH?

need to find a girl with a fantasy of teaching an awkward late 20s virgin about sex

>>79325194
women trannies are so much more convincing.

>>79325164
>>79325062

funniest posts Ive read all year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

how is GF2017 going, lads?

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http://wickedweasel.com/en/ww_model_galleries/2573-sara

>>79325224
Yes but don't they basically just have a limp floppy dick that doesn't work?

>>79325272
ingen bryr sig

Gonna work hard so that my kids and grandkids have a chance at achieving the Tarquin life even if I never get it myself

>>79325237
haha just kidding I never went there have no idea who any of those people are mate

>>79325290
literally: rorke - the posts

>>79325213
My mate once did a skateboard grind on a ledge outside mi5 which put it into lock down. Huge security doors shut over the usual doors, didn't get to see what happened after since we all legged it pretty fast

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wish i was in the plane

>>79325321
mi5 or mi6

>>79325293
thoughts on riley lads?

>>79325213

dossiers on pedo MP's. Nudes of the queen. Offices for the wet work divisions of MI5/MI6.

>>79325295
it isnt

this is the modern day celebrity
this country glorifies and makes famous a young girl for being disrespectful to her mother
she is no role model
she is no idol
she is no god
pay close attention to what happens next
GE GE GE GGGGE TTTT GET THE FUCK UP

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>>79325292
good piece

got sucked off last night.

shagged a girl friday night, got sucked off saturday. most successful pull weekend of my life

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>tfw went to UCL instead of Oxford
could have been living in a beautiful, ancient city, cycling to lectures and surrounded by fellow brainmores. instead I have to live in this smelly, dangerous, expensive shithole filled with shitskins and braindead tarquins.

kill me.

>>79325237
What??? Miss Mackenzie was fucking milf-tier when I was there. She was a bit of a bitch though, it's true. I remember Mr Wilson though I think, he's the R.E/philosophy one right? Might be wrong. Yeah, Girvan's a douche but never really met him, Mr Smith is pretty harmless but also a douche.

I did 3 btecs and got into bath lel

>>79325331
Should have gone to specsavers

>>79325346
sometimes bash the ol' bishop to her scenes

>>79325281
Better off learning to cope with being alone
>>79325295
Not happening

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>>79325353
LIZ

hate:

the irish and ireland
the scottish and scotland

love:
the welsh and wales

truly woeful succession of threads

>>79325295
literally completed it

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This is a woman.

If you didn't do 3 BTECs at school, what were you honestly doing with your life? Sort yourself out

Hi can anyone tell me what style architecture is in this webm >>79324971

>>79325346

really bad skin and rubbish tits. If she fixed them she would be the best porn star going,

>>79325381
Bath is lovely mate, just graduated this year.

>>79325420
american

>>79325420
postmodern

redpill: theres no difference between the english and the welsh

>>79325396
v nice

im going to oxford!!! in less than a month!!!!
x3

>>79325420
shit

BTEC kids disgust me, can't believe self-respected Russels even consider their applications

is it a good idea to take test? want to be more assertive and manly desu

>>79325362
yeah dude totally a douche bro

>>79325415
why the fuck is it illegal form me to abuse test but these cunts get it for free

got told to kill myself on 4chan for having a wrong opinion

>>79325293

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505050699566.webm

>>79325303
no?
most of them just stick with the vagina since those fake penis things are just gross
you can always use a strapon anyway

>>79325456
>abuse test
no such thing

OXFORD PONCES STOP MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A RUNT

>>79325415
NEED to hop on a low dose of test 2bh
Bet its amazing

>>79325446
which college?

I got given testosterone when I was going through puberty (not because i needed it) and its really helped give me a strong jawline

>>79325493
mind your own business

Just did a sick inside my mouth at the thought of what appears to be a man with a vag

drinking a tin of fanta

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this angers leftypol

Best oxford colleges

1) Magdalen
and the rest

>>79325471
dont get it

>>79325420

____ism

>>79325471
I ain't clicking that shiet, nigga

>>79325524
did they really photoshop a supercar in there? lol

>>79325427
yeah sometimes when she's getting cum on her face it washes off her makeup and you can see her pimples

pretty rank desu

got 4 A*s and easily got into Oxford, don't know how you can fuck up otherwise, its so easy

>>79325558
wow well look at you

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>The Welsh

Why?

What's gayer. Fucking a pre op ftm or a pre op mtf? Aside from their genitals both appear as the opposite gender.

business idea: 7ft stinky and overweight cavewoman goth gf with big chebs

Didn't realise so many Oxford students browse this site.

Strange that.

>>79325558
can you get in with 3 A*s?

do oxbridge smart people really post on 4chan?

hate n_____s

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who remembers based spoderman?

literally got affirmitive action and free money when applying for uni just because I was a state school povvo with good GCSE's

(I am white)

Fetish idea: The oneitis undergoes HRT and eventually looks like a man, I then shag her (him) whilst there's still a fanny. Then she has a willy fitted and becomes a full on man, who then shags me up the arse.

>>79325575
Either one should get you and them drawn and quartered

I went to huddersfield, aka: "oxford of the north"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWsuKbeg50E

daily reminder that infowars, PJW and molyneux are all controlled OP

i went to oxford and cambridge

>>79325600
Yes. But only if they get dubs.

didnt even revise and got into Cambridge
was playing GTA the day before exams

/brit/ is full of outliers desu. Reckon we're the biggest dicked, tallest, most intelligent group of people on the planet.

>>79325598
you must be middle-tarquin level class to enter oxford. no council estate kid has ever been there

>>79325524
I'm confused. Is it the new building that's supposed to trigger leftypol?

fucked up my life so bad after school haha. Still, no satisfaction without struggle.

fuck me yank normies are dire

don't get how anybody could be a virgin there

>>79325594
I got into Oxfrod at age 16

got a A* in A-level Further Maths when I was 15

easy as pie

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the bf (female)

>>79325628
dark

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I'd rather fuck Bailey 'just fuck my shit up, senpai' Jay than Steve Austin.

>>79325628
>oxford of the north
that is durham you idiot insectoid

>>79325641
calm down jay

>>79325644
i'm not council estate tier but i'm state-schooled

>>79325676
Ok? I care why?

>>79325598
i got in for STEM with A*A*A

so yes

Never seen a book in my life and I went to oxford, then taught at Harvard as a 21 year old, then became an MI6 director

ftm is definitely gayer

>>79325647
lefties hate historic-style architecture. they frequently protect ugly wrecks from being demolished

>>79325676
>state-schooled
based

I did level 3 building at oxford university

Started my own business at 16 and sold it at 21 for millions
Good luck at uni

Can I do a BTEC at Oxford?

never picked up a book and i graduated and teach at the university of life

>>79325735
You can do a CTEC at cambridge (c is for cambridge)

became microsoft CEO at the age of 14
didnt even go to school

>>79325695
i'm doing English Lit/Lang, Religious Studies and History

do you have to do volunteering/extra curricular activities?

didn't even go to oxford and i went to oxford

>>79325735
you can do media studies there now

I Ubered a rich guy once. All the schooling I needed.

did all my a-levels high and still got into oxford

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now

>How old are you, Mr. Anon?
27.

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work tomorrow

Never spent 1 picosecond studying, went on to get 5A* at a level after drinking a litre of vodka the night before every single exam

>>79325760
>this

i remember people smoking weed in gcse exams (this is how shit our state school was) and a lot of people talking, kicking the backs of chairs and so on.

Having a crisis about my future

oxford sent me a letter begging to go

Oxford is the UClan of the south

>>79325670
it's a joke you fuckwit

>And how old were you when you became a fellow at Cambridge?
24.

>>79325642
same

>>79325763
Omg I love the Arctic monkeys

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>>79325771

The head of Oxford University offered to shag me for acing my BTECs

>>79325786
muzzie here

is this amount of al-kuhl dangerous

working on my business degree from university of york :)

>>79325594
and they're all 6'3 millionaire chads with huge willies haha

was getting sucked off under the table in my english lit exam and still got an A*

got 7/7 in my year 3 spelling test and got scouted for Oxford

>And how old were you when you published this paper that has a title I can barely understand?
Uh, 23.

Slept through every exam I've ever done, only to wake up 5 minutes before the end and I've got 100% in every single one.

>>79325838
who by? was it the in-exam supervisor?

>>79325823
Could kill you.

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>>79325751
no, thats a waste of time
but you DO have to show passion FOR YOUR SUBJECT only.

spending your free time helping the elderly? they dont give a shit. spending your free time making particle simulations on microsoft excel? they LOVE that.

they call it "supercurriculars" - stuff that is outside the syllabus but still ontopic to your discipline.

personally the thing they loved about me was i built this homemade particle accelerator out of some bottles and stuff and home, they asked me tons of questions about that one

>>79325600
herro yello fren

>>79325850
you just got accepted in oxford

this thread is cracking me up

>>79325857
i was making it up mate

>go to Bank/Canary Wharf
>6'4 9/10 turbochads with slicked back hair and Italian suits

I am an inferior being

>And you don't think that qualifies you as a certified prodigy?
Well, Newton discovered binomial theorem aged 22. Einstein wrote four papers that changed the world by the age of 26. As far as I can tell, I've barely made par.

Learnt 15 languages fluently on the side at school and never studied at all, currently a CEO

didn't even go to school and oxford literally pleaded for me to go

I'm in a quantum state of non-existence and I still went to Oxford.

>>79325878
durrrr raelly?

A level markers were so impressed with my exams they made up a new score to give to just me which was A*****

did pretty meh GCSEs (one A*, 3 As, 4 Bs, 2 Cs)
did shit in A levels so i started again
am 19 now, just completed AS for the second time, got two Bs and a C (might redo some exams to turn them into As)
planning on ACTUALLY revising, studying, putting the work in to get A*s for second year

wondering if this will get me anywhere good

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the browsing sesh

>>79325912
oh yeah well i got A*******

>>79325456
steroids aren't illegal in the UK
are they in Australia?

>>79325874
*cracks your skull up into several pieces*

won a fields medal at 19. never attended any uni. Control 13% of the world economy from my desk now.

didn't even get any GCSE's, pissed all over my exams and now i'm running Oxford

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>completed AS for the second time, got two Bs and a C

>>79325914
you're a mong if you think you're going to revise next year. just go to a second rate uni, work hard and transfer. simples

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>>79325866

In all my subjects I got S-rank and Oxford begged me to go there. I've since platinumed Oxford.

Oxford actually sent me a letter when I was in primary school, said they'd take me right there and then but I turned them down, Cambridge offered more money.

>>79323599
GO TO HELL FURFAG

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>personally the thing they loved about me was i built this homemade particle accelerator out of some bottles and stuff and home, they asked me tons of questions about that one

the queen gave me a knighthood when i got into oxford with two A* and an A in general studies

dropped out of school at 9, am now king of denmark

FUCK you and FUCK god

Oxford threatened to burn down the whole university in protest if I didn't attend

>>79325948
ok but on the chance that i'm not a mong and i do actually end up revising and reaching my potential, will i be alri?

>>79325866
>>79325971
actually am gonna need you to elaborate a bit on this

didnt say anything in my oxford interview, just kept eye contact and gave them a firm handshake
now I'm happily married with 3 masters degrees

Can any of the Oxford alumni ITT tell me if there were taught by any sexy MILF professors

>>79325934
don't want steroids i'd rather testosterone

In the womb I was confirmed to have an iq of 190 so they had to give me drugs to make me less intelligent should I begin ruling the world as an adult. They toned it down to 160

lads and i made a home made particle accelerator out of our willies

got a first from solihull uni and I now shovel shit on a farm

turned down a conditional from Cambridge to study abstract quantum mathematics with a guaranteed quadruple first at the end to go to a mediocre rustlers instead since I dislike tarquins

graduated with a quintuple first and now have my own company worth several billion after the first year, ama

>>79325999
Mate I hope so, it's going to be a year of your life wasted. What stopped me from resitting AS was my state school was utter shite and it made me demotivated to actually do any work so I bombed a-levels.

There's hope because if you get high % marks at University exams, places like Durham will let you transfer, because they look good if you pass with a 1st

I was born 7 years late because when I was a sperm on the way to the egg, I got accepted into Oxford and did a PhD there. The mortar board really did a number on my mum's cunt tbqh.

went back in time and founded oxford only to get rejected for not doing enough extracurricular activities

cheeky cunts down there at oxford

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How long before the gays try to re-write history and insist loads of historical figures were actually benders?

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>The Higgs Boson? Discovered it mate. Built my own particle accelerator in Year 8.

I actually founded Oxford university, by creating a time machine at 13 to go back and create it

>>79326018

Yeah i was. Shagged em daily

>>79326017
I bet they're all 3rds

>>79326018
yeah she used to keep my behind after lectures and fuck me on her desk and gave me free passes in everything no matter how shit it was

retaking my a levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI

me

>>79326019
same thing

>>79326046

differentiate 2x^4

i unironically have 2 degrees

>>79325988
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

laughed my arse off

i have zero common sense

created a porthole to the 4th dimension in my bedroom by age 5 using nothing but playdough and lego bricks

Was simply born of brown complexion and the entire faculty staff of Oxford offered to let me shag their wives and daughters to attend

was born a stinky refugee from afghanistan and i got into oxford

if you guys are so smart tell me what x equals

>>79326053
I'm going to Durham next month and all I have is GCSEs from the late 90s. Not even joking.

Oxford sent me confirmation papers before the singularity created the known universe desu

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>same thing

they bent the rules for me so I could apply to both oxford and cambridge, both institutions simply insisted on it
in the end I turned them both down to found my own petrochemical company

Cant believe the average british white man in britain is 6'2

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>>79326071

>going out of your way to ruin your early years with work to get into a top uni when a truly smart individual cruises into a decent rustlers and gets by with his minimal effort STEM 2:1 due to his innate charisma and brainpower, ultimately ending up far more successful than any runt memebridge graduate

>>79326129

alri malala

even though cambridge is supposed to be equal to or even better than oxford, i can't help but think of it as the Virgin University compared to the Chad Oxford

>>79326116
i did the same at 4

>>79326085
my cat is also an angry twat like this
thought all cats were like this but then realised theyre actually friendly and the previous owner was probably a cunt

didn't go to uni, didn't do a-levels, got 4 GCSE's

get £24,000 pa and live alone as a 25 y.o khv

rate the ol' life lads

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>>79326069
like the greeks?

>>79326116
This posts stinks of Reddit. Disgusting

>>79326138
So, you're spending £50k for women's studies? yeah?

Actually founded Oxford in the real universe which created the simulated universe we live in right now

>>79326142
alri granddad

>>79326071
kek

>>79326175
Not spending anything, mate. It's all a loan that gets written off about 20 years after I graduate.

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>>79326143
testosterone is a steroid dummy

>>79326166
Who fucking writes this?

>>79326171
Look I'm going to Oxford morty. IM OXFORD RICK

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>oxford sent me a letter begging to go

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RuFukiIxJc

>>79326204
wtf i want to lynch niggers now

Oxford rejected me because they said they didn't have anything they could teach me

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which major is worth £50k?

>>79326204
this hurts because it turns out my brothers baby might never be able to see or speak

6 months old andthey finally found this out. cant imagine knowing that

>>79325346
sexy

>You've got to know when to hold 'em
>Know when to fold 'em
>Know when to walk away
>Know when to run
>You never count your money
>When you're sittin' at the table
>There'll be time enough for countin'
>When the dealin's done

What did he mean by this?

>>79326204
this validates my racism

Discovered water when I was in my year 9 science class and Oxford rang up and gave me a 1st in medicine and I was awarded the purple heart

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>>79326010
it sounds more impressive than it is
its an electron gun i made the same way the first ones were made in 1895.

an evacuated glass bottle is used as the chamber (i attached a vacuum pump to the neck).
a ring of steel gardening wire is poked through a hole in the bottom to form a ring at the bottom of the bottle.
i glued a doorknob that fell off my door to the neck.
the doorknob and ring are given a huge potential difference of about 7kv (i was aiming for 15kv but i didnt have the power for it)

the electrongs fly across the vacuum from the doorknob to the ring, glowing purple as they hit it

attended oxford in an alternate universe where it used to be a polytechnic

>>79326191
Books are cheap. Wikipedia is free. Teachers are morons.

>>79326259
cringe

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>>79326259
worst itt
cringe

Founded the entire academic field of quantum gender marxism and every uni in California were fighting eachother with knives to have me attend

ancient greeks loved to fuck traps
dont know why /pol/ hates qt traps but loves greece
traps are redpilled

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>>79326274

Stay Woke

>>79326278
fuck drumpf

>>79326278
I thought this was a parody first time I saw it.

went back in time to before the universe started and clapped my hands, the incredible energy released by this phenomenon led to a chain reaction which caused the Big Bang and created everything imaginable

billions of years later I apply to Oxford and get rejected because I didn't give an answer they liked in the interview

>>79326259
canadian-tier post

>>79326298
>>79326277
Or is it just because there's lots of good ones?

>it's a /brit/ tries to be funny and force a shitty gimmick that will be forgotten in an hour episode

was a black person of average intelligence and went to oxford

I'm so tall and my cock is so large it actually enters the 4th dimension so Oxford wouldn't let me in on the basis of safety.

>>79326320
no your one was considerably shitter than the rest

Created an early thread in /brit/ and Oxford took away my offer

>>79326328

Who are you quoting?

>>79326237
Animation and character design at CalArts

>>79326231
sometimes i like to throw this on after a long day
https://youtu.be/zGTXZeA-I5s
not the shortened version like the video of course

>>79326328
no one is forcing abnything sweaty xxx

which way does Oxford's staff and students politically lean

*throws on my v neck lyle and Scott jumper (nothing underneath it)*

*gels my hair just like Cook*

*lights up a Mayfair (only £3 for a 10 block, bargain)*

SHEILA GOES OUT WITH HER MATE STELLA

wrote black lives matter 100 times on my oxford application form and got accepted

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>walked into my Oxford interview, bloke said oi mate, no Nobel laureates. I said I'm not a Nobel laureate, he said you're not a Nobel laureate? You should join college mate I said I'm not interested I'm already making shitloads out of building particle accelerators.

>>79326320
There are no good ones though.

creasing at this thread

>>79326344
Oxford's just phoned up and just awarded me a 1st in English Literature for it

applied to study sports science at oxford

In my experience, a woman's horniness is inversely proportional to her IQ

>>79326375

Cryptoturborasheed

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

>>79326159

same age, same situation but have good gcse's and shit a levels

>>79326387
Okay, you've made up for your poor effort

>>79326328
on the contrary it's a good gimmick for any normally adjusted smart lad who got at least as far as applying to Oxbridge

disliking this gimmick is a sign of a runtoid mind, and most likely a runtoid body too

>>79326394
did you come to this conclusion at oxford uni?

>>79326408
same

why are women incapable of being sexual without turning into the local sperm bank?

i blame myself and my bad influence stoner friends i had when i was 16/17 for being such a slacker and fucking up my A levels

>>79326408
for me it's the bumhole

>>79326428
......yes ;)

Oxford just phoned. begged me to go. crying, said he'd be my dirty little slut and do anything i want

>>79326421
t. unfunny hivemind spacker

>>79326262
p neat
wonder if i ever have a chance with imperial without going to lengths like this

Oxford's just emailed me and said I've been accepted into Cambridge.

>>79326394
Dean of Oxford here. We are sending you an honourary doctorate and offering you a role as head of faculty

>>79326159
being on £24k despite your grades is actually good, not sure what to say about the 'gin situation though sorry mate

>>79326450
disgusting
thats where poo comes out

the sexiest part of a woman is her eyes

If I could fuck a woman's eyes I would

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the penis

>>79326447
why didnt you retake

People pay money to go to Oxford.

Oxford pay money for me to go to people

see you guys in the new thread

deano of oxford here

Went into my Oxford interview, looked the bloke in the eye and just pulled out my willy and started wanking. Never broke eye contact with him until I came on his desk. Walked out with my cum dripping off his green desk lamp all over his papers.

My acceptance letter arrived the next day.

Starting to hate mdma

oxford said they would name the uni after me if I went

decided I didn't want the attention

Do employers actually care what college you went to in OXbridge

Visited Oxford once and it was really intimidating. Felt really out of place

Everyone is tall, good looking and well dressed.

>>79326541
Is your name Oxford Oxfordson?

Smeared shit all over my a level papers and then soiled myself at the Oxford interview. They said it was the most insightful and profound thing they'd witnessed, fired the Dean immediately and put me in his place-I turned it down though.

>>79325449
What is a BTEC?

RECKON THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PART OF A WOMAN IS HER SOUL.................................................. HAHAHA..........................

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>>79326544
course not

>>79326557
>>79326557
>>79326557

new

>>79326564
>not posting an oxford edition

>>79326549
Mike Hunt

>>79326541
Thank God, the University of Enormous Bender doesn't have the same ring.

pulled up my bootstraps and gave the interviewer a firm handshake and became a partner at Clifford Chance

didn't even need to attend Oxford

>>79326463

this desu

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Will I be considred an uneducated loser in the UK if I only have a BSc rather than MSc?